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[icy trout]

good morning folks

[sinful dirge]

I’m gonna cook a single egg in my single egg cooker

[worn barn]

Jori: uhbxbkshfhfjsjs restart fasterrrr

[abstract wind]

i got that dude in my campsite

[fiery pike]

@icy trout search up "Knox animal crossing"

[sinful dirge]

I must find my egg pan

[icy trout]

Sterling do be kinda bad tho

[fiery pike]

I like his design but I hate jocks

[icy trout]

ive passed so many popular villagers lol

[worn barn]

Jori: Cew I totally misread that

[abstract wind]

sameee i dont like jocks

[tight holly]

wow, i kinda forgot that this was an animal crossing server

[sinful dirge]

My mini pan is missing 😭 and XD how’d u read it

[foggy reef]

[worn barn]

Jori: "I must find my egg son'

[fiery pike]

🥚

[icy trout]

i just ate and im ready to eat again

[foggy reef]

m i n i p a n

[sinful dirge]

XD yes, egg son, ofc

[icy trout]

i- tini pan

[abstract wind]

oh my

[worn barn]

jori: teeny...

[sinful dirge]

My egg pan!

[icy trout]

Anyway brb im gonna find some GOOD FOOD

[tight holly]

OMGwhat is this a frying pan for ANTS? pfffft hahahahahahahaha

[worn barn]

jori: that is an egg son....

[fiery pike]

Omg I would use that if anyone were to square up

[sinful dirge]

It’s perfect for a single egg

[icy trout]

slap

[worn barn]

jori: One Egg.

[sinful dirge]

One (1) Egg

[worn barn]

jori: a Perfect Egg.

[foggy reef]

CEO of Rapunzel

[fiery pike]

Egg with yolks or without

[sinful dirge]

With

[fiery pike]

Epic

[foggy reef]

im sure i spelled her name wrong-

[worn barn]

jori: oh god i usually eat egg sandwiches so there's still yolk but only a little.

[sinful dirge]

Dats what imma make

[foggy reef]

i like eggs with the more liquidy yolks dont @ me

[fiery pike]

I dont rlly like eggs

[worn barn]

jori: also! im back and i can answer questions again now my computer was just being stupid.

[past bay]

Hey dont know if this is allowed but I have turnip prices of 611!

[foggy reef]

congrats :0

[fiery pike]

Wrong chat but woah

[sinful dirge]

#daisy-nookling-ads

[worn barn]

jori: i fucking love eggs bro.

[icy trout]

slap im back

[worn barn]

jori: HI swooft UWU

[foggy reef]

w h o i s j o r i

[icy trout]

Bruh Lobo is a PURPLE WOLF thats so cool

[sinful dirge]

Jori is fronting

[worn barn]

jori: i t i s m e

[sinful dirge]

Jori is Jori UwU

[worn barn]

jori: uwu

[icy trout]

UWU

[foggy reef]

i see

[fiery pike]

Wolfgang is blue 😳

[worn barn]

jori: okay but no im a system member. my name is jori.

[icy trout]

i already have wolfgang

[fiery pike]

Oh

[worn barn]

jori: but yeah! i can answer questions again bc computer is ALIVE

[tight holly]

i think my mom'supset with me. i told her about you and she was all like "mUlTiPlE pErSoNaLiTiEs ArEuNsAfE" and i don't know what to do

[fiery pike]

Ohhh yeah I forgot

[strong tangle]

i like eggs

[worn barn]

jori: ah, that's karens for you.

[icy trout]

Yes karens

BRUH

[strong tangle]

ew karens

[worn barn]

jori: they're not unsafe, people just don't understand them and think they're all like that movie 'split' or something.

[fiery pike]

What's your moms address I just want to talk

[foggy reef]

uh

[icy trout]

[strong tangle]

i need to talk to the manager

[worn barn]

jori: when it's nothing like split and more like "half of us have agreed on two beef burritos but the other half of us wants corn dogs. what are we gonna do here."

[sinful dirge]

It’s no longer called multiple personality disorder 😫

[fiery pike]

bruh not that way

[tight holly]

i understand that and i want to explain that to my mom but i don't know what exactly to say

[sinful dirge]

Mm perfectly cooked

[foggy reef]

yessirrrr

[strong tangle]

ah yes

[sinful dirge]

Show her the videos and YouTube channel I sent you

[tight holly]

ok

[foggy reef]

congrats on your beautiful eggs

[icy trout]

its gon be a perfectly round egg

[foggy reef]

[strong tangle]

idk how to cook eggs

[fiery pike]

Bruh

[worn barn]

jori: don't say this but honestly, we're just like. 20 frat boys (... 18 frat boys, a frat nb and a frat-eldritch-monster) except take the bad part out and replace it with "we're all dumbasses"

[sinful dirge]

Crack it into the pan and let it cook

[icy trout]

ngl I cracked up when you were like "so which of us is gonna pee"

[foggy reef]

ah ha ha all i know how to cook is ramen

[chrome juniper]

rice

[strong tangle]

i cant cook anything yay 😃👍

[worn barn]

jori: WE REALLY DO do that we lay there like. aight. whos gonna use the legs.

[foggy reef]

HAHAHA

[icy trout]

lmao

[worn barn]

jori: whos turn on the legs is it this time

[chrome juniper]

rice is nice

[sinful dirge]

Lmaooo

[fiery pike]

White rice with teriyaki sauce is good

[foggy reef]

rice is nice

[strong tangle]

teriyaki yum

[icy trout]

whos turn is it for the brain

[foggy reef]

mhmmm teriyaki

[sinful dirge]

Okay I haphazardly flipped it

[polar gust]

food

[icy trout]

about to BOI @tight holly 's mom

[foggy reef]

aww

[dense ruin]

I’m just popping into here to say I’m super interested in you, jori! I’ve never actually spoken to any DID system before and i find it super fascinating. I watch the YouTuber who was mentioned earlier

[worn barn]

jori: im going to kick you guys's ass you reminded me that i fucking spilled teriyaki beef sauce on my hands and now they smell like BEEF

[sinful dirge]

I’m just popping into here to say I’m super interested in you, jori! I’ve never actually spoken to any DID system before and i find it super fascinating. I watch the YouTuber who was mentioned earlier
@dense ruin same!

[fiery pike]

JORI NO

[icy trout]

i smell like

[foggy reef]

b e e f

[worn barn]

jori: i smell like Beef :^)

[sinful dirge]

“I smell like BEEF”

[dense ruin]

Mmm teriyaki sauce

[worn barn]

jori: SDJFJSJFDS

[icy trout]

im just out here eating thai spicy chicken crisps

[inland hound]

I’m going to eat you up like one too

[worn barn]

jori: but yeah, hi @dense ruin

[fiery pike]

Egg

[inland hound]

Nice ice cream

[tight holly]

ok i just emailed my mom the link to that video so we're gonna see how that goes

[icy trout]

Hey Nandito!

[foggy reef]

[worn barn]

jori: we're just CHILLIN !!!

[inland hound]

Hello Swooftimus Prime. How is everything

[icy trout]

Im gucci gang, how art thou

[sinful dirge]

We eggin

[strong tangle]

wot is that

[worn barn]

jori: swooftimus prime omg

[fiery pike]

🥚 🥚 🥚

[dense ruin]

I’ve spent like 1 hour drawing a bag of horse feed to put in my ac farm .... why am I spending so much Time on these small ass details

[worn barn]

jori: that is the butt fruit of the common hen

[stark mirage]

oi

[icy trout]

what can i say 👀
resident scam specialist

[sinful dirge]

I hope this egg doesn’t taste disgusti ngh

[tight holly]

KomaEGGda

[worn barn]

jori: season it bimch!

[inland hound]

I’m doing great. Trying my best to stay cool in this fucking heat.

[fiery pike]

My baby Komaeda

[foggy reef]

[inland hound]

I HATE summer with a passion.

[worn barn]

jori: me too bro.

[fiery pike]

Screw summer winter is ths best

[foggy reef]

summer aint too bad because theres no school

[icy trout]

winter is the best yes

i love summer

but im a summer baby

[foggy reef]

oooooo

[inland hound]

Spring baby here and I am not a fan of spring either because it brings the ALLERGIES

[icy trout]

But im also pale and get awfully burnt every summer

[strong tangle]

i like fall and winter

[fiery pike]

I like pools and all but summer is like 100 plus degrees over here I hate it

[dense ruin]

I’m a summer baby but I love winter

[foggy reef]

honestly though i like the winter too, but i get a lot of rain instead. but the weather i prefer is the spring and fall

[sinful dirge]

Mmm breakfast, I hope Omar doesn’t kill me for drinking a monster 🥺

[icy trout]

im ginger and i get burnt suuuuuuper easy

[inland hound]

i like fall and winter
@strong tangle

My man. Winter gang. 😎👌

[worn barn]

jori: i love when ppl dont know me and see me and think im some kind of hardened military veteran who lost his arm and legs and half of his face in a war or something and then they actually meet me and im like here's where i ran into a table, and here's where i was struck by helicopter debris after it came apart, and here's where i g

[strong tangle]

winter gang 😎

[icy trout]

Omar gonna beat u man

[fiery pike]

Also I want to stay pale so nah

[sinful dirge]

😫

[icy trout]

youre just like "oops table"

[foggy reef]

e g g a n d m o n s t e r

[sinful dirge]

Yes

[worn barn]

jori: (the scar on my chest is. from a broken helicopter blade that was like fuck YOU in particular)

[icy trout]

it really had something against you bruh

[sinful dirge]

Omar is like my very health oriented internet dad/friend XD

[icy trout]

Hes the man who likes my accent

[inland hound]

Wow. I got some scars on my body from when I was being dumb in middle school that required stitches

[tight holly]

so where do most of your alters even come from?

[coral oyster]

what does idk mean?

[fiery pike]

Idk

[inland hound]

I don’t know 🤷‍♂️

[worn barn]

jori: you should tell him about me. i brew my coffee with a few capfuls of vodka, monster, and water.

[icy trout]

"IDK" stands for "I Don't Know"

Ive never broken a bone or gotten injured tbh

JORI NO

[deep bloom]

IAM DONR WITH THE STEVES

[sinful dirge]

Im just gonna recook my egg and make it scrambled Bc this just looks raw

[worn barn]

jori: FSFJSDJFJSDJFS

[foggy reef]

ein nO

[fiery pike]

Yay steve

[icy trout]

JORI THATS

why water

[sinful dirge]

Imma give this to the dogs

[worn barn]

jori: :^)

[icy trout]

UnHeAlThY

[worn barn]

jori: also cew. please season your egg.

[tight holly]

how many injuries and scars have you accumulated over the years as jori, compared to everybody else

[inland hound]

Im just gonna recook my egg and make it scrambled Bc this just looks raw
@sinful dirge

You can always put a cover over it to steam it and keep it moist. Keep the heat low to prevent burning from the bottom

[sinful dirge]

It has salt and pepper, but imma remake it scrambled

[worn barn]

jori: oh GOD lmao. uh. my body is. hee hee hoo hoo fuckin.

[icy trout]

see jori is more than double my injuries because i have 0

yes, never broke a bone squad

Oh i have a scar from a paper cut

[fiery pike]

Watch Jori get 5 shots to the head, a car thrown at him, and still survive

[worn barn]

jori: i once walked on a broken femur for a month.

[icy trout]

Jori.

[dense ruin]

I’ve never broken a bone either

[icy trout]

cats have 9 lives Jori has 400

Jori if you ever do that again im gon beat yo ass

[worn barn]

jori: I CANT FEEL PAIN LIKE OTHER PEOPLE DO BECAUSE OF NERVOUS DAMAGE

[sinful dirge]

Well, cats love egg apparently

[worn barn]

jori: I DIDNT REALIZE

[tight holly]

So if Jori is the "primary" alt, who's the SECOND most common?

[icy trout]

BOI DONT TEST ME

[worn barn]

jori: currently either magnus or pete, bullfrog

jori: ive got three scars on my back. i'm not going to explain them because it's... incredibly barfworthy. like. super, super barfworthy.

[fiery pike]

IM GOING TO SMACK JORI WITH THE MINI PAN

[worn barn]

jori: 💪 👀 💪

[icy trout]

Whats magnus like?

[worn barn]

jori: [insert magnus hammersmith from metalocalypse but he actually is chill this time]

[icy trout]

so hes a chill villain

[tight holly]

How many times would you say you switch on average

[icy trout]

oop

[fiery pike]

OMG I LOVE METALOCOLYPSE

[worn barn]

jori: THANKS DISCORD

[icy trout]

The bot dont like you

[worn barn]

jori: tl;dr the scar on my neck? yeah. somebody tried to End Me and that didnt work out very well because i just kicked their ass instead.

[icy trout]

Hello eye tongue eye!

[tight holly]

duuuuuuuude

[worn barn]

jori: let me test this. is it because i said garrote

[wheat basin]

nice name

[icy trout]

OH hey cheet

[worn barn]

jori: nope. it was the other thing.

[icy trout]

lmao jori testing out the bot words 👀

[worn barn]

jori: WELL I WAS CURIOUS

[dense ruin]

👀👀

[icy trout]

TESTING THE BOT

[fiery pike]

Jori is jori

[sinful dirge]

Egg

[worn barn]

jori: the scar on my chest is where a helicopter blade that snapped off said fuck this guy in particular

jori: ejj.....

[icy trout]

thats a whole damn subreddit story

[worn barn]

jori: r/fuckyouinparticular

[tight holly]

jori in jeneral is a whole damn subreddit

[worn barn]

jori: (that exists.)

[fiery pike]

I just noticed Spotify had podcasts

[icy trout]

It does indeed, im in it

[worn barn]

jori: lets see.... i lost my arm because i [insert the kitchen story]

[tight holly]

the WHAT

[worn barn]

jori: and my LEGS? that's a whole nother can of worms yall don't want to know.

[fiery pike]

Tell us the leg story

[icy trout]

do you really wanna know

[worn barn]

jori: oh i slipped in the kitchen and stabbed mself in the shoulder and had to go in the wee woo wagon to get my arm amputated.

[fiery pike]

yes

[worn barn]

jori: but my LEGS.... hoo. hoo boy.

[tight holly]

yoooooooo

[worn barn]

jori: nature likes to go "fuck this guy" a lot @ me.

[sinful dirge]

I spilled egg in the thing 😭

[fiery pike]

Eg is ded

[tight holly]

rip in pepperonis komaeggda

[worn barn]

jori: imagine walking by a sort of... cliff... mudslide's like hey! fuck this guy! and drops a whole ass tank on you.

[fiery pike]

Smh

[dense ruin]

How did the knife get to your shoulder from your hand lmao that must have been interesting

[worn barn]

jori: I DONT KNOW how that happened bc after i woke up from anaesthetics (minus the fact i tried to get out of bed without my prosthetic legs) i was like.... wait... how the Fuck did i do that.

[fickle cedar]

Good morning

[dense ruin]

Was someone else fronting at the time or was it you?

[icy trout]

oh

[worn barn]

jori: this happened in headspace! (this was before i found out that i could have just not fucked myself up in headspace) and. HELL.

[icy trout]

Hey niko! wassup

[dense ruin]

Ahh

[fiery pike]

Gm Gru

[worn barn]

jori: but the leg story is nature going "ah. its that bitch again" and dropping a tank on me.

[fickle cedar]

I just woke up because I stayed up til 4

[worn barn]

jori: imagine getting stuck under a tank.

[fiery pike]

I dont think I want to

[worn barn]

jori: exactly. you don't.

[icy trout]

mood

and jori omg

[worn barn]

jori: (this happened way before i became part of the system, for the record)

[tight holly]

so you got hit so hard that not just you, but SEVERAL "yous" got yeeted into nonexistence?

[worn barn]

jori: and eventually i was like welp, one of these things have to go and its not the tank!

[dense ruin]

were you in the military ?

[tight holly]

oh ok this was before jori joined the group chat

[dense ruin]

And also I didn’t know things could happen to the body while in the headspace that’s interesting

[worn barn]

jori: i don't remember anything about it anymore other than being inconvenienced specifically by Fucking Everything.

[gilded veldt]

Hello

[icy trout]

ty for your service man btw

[fickle cedar]

I'm confused

[gilded veldt]

Peeps

[tight holly]

we got a package deal of friends!

[worn barn]

jori: but the story about the scars on my back... that's one i'll never tell.

[icy trout]

Hello

understandable

[worn barn]

jori: mostly because its like. NSFL.

[icy trout]

not safe for... life?

[worn barn]

jori it is not safe for life.

[tight holly]

and dropping a tank on your legs ISNT?

[gilded veldt]

Does anyone have turnip prices over 95?

[worn barn]

jori: well i mean, it's. better...?

[icy trout]

[worn barn]

jori: better..ish?

[icy trout]

Foot fungus is the best 😉

[broken plank]

What are you doing

[sinful dirge]

What’s half 3/4 th

[icy trout]

3/8

[fickle cedar]

I have 65 bells per turnip

[sinful dirge]

Okie thought so

[fiery pike]

Imagine having good prices

[tight holly]

all this is kind of a lot to process, but i'm ok with scarfing it all downin the name of being understanding towardsmy new friends!

[worn barn]

jori: but yeah! the uh. back-scar-story is not being told here. all im gonna say, is that if you ever want me to tell you, it's not gonna be here.

[icy trout]

[sinful dirge]

👀

[icy trout]

How bad it could be

😤

I wouldnt ask that dude lol, this shit can get badd

I do not see the message before me. I do not see the message before me.

[sinful dirge]

I’m melting

[icy trout]

i found punchy on a mystery island, is it worth it?

[worn barn]

jori: oh it's bad.

[tight holly]

ouchmouse gets tummy rubs

[sinful dirge]

It’s so hot I’m starting to feel sick

[icy trout]

Wait a second. I just thought of something.

It sounds like possession to me

I have so many cute videos i got from reddit

Mabel is a hedgehog
Mabel runs clothes shop
Mabel can ship clothes to your house almost instantly
Mabel is blue hedgehog
Mabel is related to sonic the hedgehog

[fiery pike]

Random question but is it showing what music is playing on my profile

[worn barn]

jori: i'm so glad that i have a personal air conditioner.

[fiery pike]

Or am I dumb

[icy trout]

no @fiery pike

its because you're on invisible tho

[fiery pike]

O

[sinful dirge]

It’s Bc I’m cooking

[icy trout]

It would be nice if discord would put features like which channel the person is in

[fiery pike]

Cooking eg

[icy trout]

Now imagine rubbing mabels belly like in that video tho

NO

[fiery pike]

Oh no

[worn barn]

jori: you ever just wanna stretch but you can't like stretch in the way ur body wants so ur like :^(

[strong tangle]

nooo not my kneecaps

[worn barn]

jori: my hamstrings.....

[icy trout]

i want to reverse stretch so i get shorter

[worn barn]

jori: correction: what is left of my hamstrings.......

[icy trout]

omg

so many cute videos

[strong tangle]

[worn barn]

jori: i want to stretch the back of my thighs so bad but i can't.

[fickle cedar]

Awww

[icy trout]

red pandas are adorable what

[worn barn]

jori: kibby.

[strong tangle]

cUtEEe

cats > dogs no debate

[icy trout]

Oats ily

[dense ruin]

Ily more swooft

[fickle cedar]

@strong tangle wrong, but nice pfp

[icy trout]

when u getting married tho

this is me and oats

[strong tangle]

yes u have a nice pfp too

[icy trout]

apart from the eat licking

[fiery pike]

Maxine can you send the pic of ur pfp 😳

[polar gust]

all the snow cones taste the same >:#

[sinful dirge]

Lmak

[dense ruin]

this is me and oats
@icy trout I can’t see it what is it bub

[sinful dirge]

Why do I suck so much at cooking pancakes 😭

[icy trout]

[worn barn]

jori: fuck im hungy

[sinful dirge]

Hehe

[fiery pike]

I want french toast

[sinful dirge]

Egg flavored bread *

[fiery pike]

Omg ur cat is cute

[sinful dirge]

French toast = egg flavored bread with cinnamon and sugar

[lapis vector]

I want water that's been cooled in the north pole

[worn barn]

jori: FUCK i love french toast too bad i cant cook when im not in the headspace.

[fiery pike]

Rip

[icy trout]

oats marry me

[fickle cedar]

._.

[fiery pike]

😳

[fickle cedar]

I just came back

[icy trout]

[fickle cedar]

Bonk

[sinful dirge]

AHHH LOOK HOW PERFECTLY ROUND

[worn barn]

jori: WOAH!!!

[surreal sparrow]

ooooo

[dense ruin]

oats marry me
@icy trout lets have an animal crossing wedding

[fiery pike]

Do u have syrup

[sinful dirge]

Ye

[fiery pike]

Oooooooooooowbxapf sofbe8

[icy trout]

Lets do it

[surreal sparrow]

they are better without syrup

[fiery pike]

They're dry without syrup

Its n a s t y

[surreal sparrow]

exactly, better

[sinful dirge]

I wish I had sugar free syrup

[lapis vector]

Better with blueberry filling

[fickle cedar]

Is this actually happening?

[hollow cypress]

Wait pancakes

[wide pendant]

syrup with butter

[surreal sparrow]

nooooo, they are soooo good without it

[worn barn]

jori: i like SURP

[hollow cypress]

Can I flex my perfect pancakes

[fiery pike]

Yes

[wide pendant]

yes

[sinful dirge]

Yes

[hollow cypress]

Sorry it’s a video

[worn barn]

jori: but i like pancakes with sausage gravy (aka white gravy) as well :'o

[sinful dirge]

:0

[surreal sparrow]

oooo

[wide pendant]

pancakes and flour are sold out in my place so yes please! I miss it!

[fiery pike]

Syrup made a perfect X

[surreal sparrow]

munch munch

[sinful dirge]

Omar is definitely gonna kill me but imma put chocolate chips in one

[hollow cypress]

The syrup pour was so much better than expected but it was too runny

[surreal sparrow]

:0

[worn barn]

jori: why am i so damn HUNGY

[fiery pike]

Nvm I dont want french toast I want steak

[worn barn]

jori: ill probably eat some breakfast corndogs here in a bit. (they're sausages wrapped in pancakes on a stick!)

[sinful dirge]

EAT

[icy trout]

@icy trout

[sinful dirge]

I love breakfast corn dogs 😫

[boreal bobcat]

Pancakes are one of my least favorite foods 😫

[lapis vector]

hanburger

[strong tangle]

corn dOGS 😍😍

[fiery pike]

Burgerhan

[icy trout]

im gon yeet back to do scams for a bit

[fickle cedar]

Ok

[surreal sparrow]

@boreal bobcat whyyyyy! they are soo good

[icy trout]

how to turn on DMS from a server on phone @icy trout

[worn barn]

jori: does anybody wanna know a Cursed Jori Fact?

[sinful dirge]

Yes

[fiery pike]

Because..

Yes

[boreal bobcat]

I don’t like em too they’re just not good and I’ve tried many many pancakes. I just don’t like the batter. I don’t like crepes either because they have a similar taste. And I hate fried Oreos because they use pancake batter

[worn barn]

jori: WELL, sometimes um... sometimes when i'm hungry and don't want to make anything i'll open the fridge, open a pack of hot dogs, and down them all, standing at the fridge door. i don't usually chew them. i eat like a pelican.

[boreal bobcat]

I just cannot

[fiery pike]

Broo crepes are bomb (typo I swear)

[surreal sparrow]

mmmm

[sinful dirge]

I- me with balogna

Bologna and beefaroni

[deep bloom]

WAIT PEOPLE FIND ANONYMOUS GENUINELY ATTRACTIVE WHAT

[worn barn]

jori: so uh, cursed jori fact from me - i eat hot dogs like a pelican would eat a fish! that is to say, i don't. chew them.

[sinful dirge]

I just swallow it XD and Lmaoo

Spec ops 🥵

[foggy reef]

the spec ops tho,,,

[icy trout]

Someone made a nookphone wallpaper

[turbid gate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcAScFatiDA

[foggy reef]

wait i dont get it-

[boreal bobcat]

@fiery pike yeah they’re very popular. I am just very picky about sweets. If it’s not chocolate or cinnamon I probably won’t like it and texture is important

[sinful dirge]

Brekky!

[foggy reef]

@sinful dirge YESSIRRR THAT LOOKS GOOD

[sinful dirge]

Nummy :3

[fiery pike]

Put the nutella.

[worn barn]

jori: sometimes i wonder if people think im weird, and then i realize i eat hot dogs whole and go "oh, yeah, that makes sense."

[sinful dirge]

Shhh 🤫

[foggy reef]

bread slices

[boreal bobcat]

So much pancake so little egg

[fiery pike]

Good

[sinful dirge]

I made too much batter

[polar gust]

why the heck did nintendo remove froggy chair

[boreal bobcat]

Lol

[sinful dirge]

I forgot I had a tele appointment with my therapist 😫

[lapis vector]

Nintendo ninjas have no cool

[fiery pike]

Froggy chair is too powerful

[icy trout]

why the heck did nintendo remove froggy chair
@polar gust ill dm u the reason

[lapis vector]

Wait this isn't an IP thing

[boreal bobcat]

Oh no !

[tiny fractal]

@boreal bobcat What? What happened?!?

[boreal bobcat]

Nothing ! It tagged the wrong person

I tried to tag the person who missed their appt

[polar gust]

froggy chair is in villager's smash ultimate final smash so...

[fiery pike]

Bruh

[wary aspen]

omg that looks amazing

[fiery pike]

Kinda looks like a souffle

[wary aspen]

looks like heaven

[fiery pike]

Yeah

[wary aspen]

y e a h .

[fiery pike]

Ye

[wary aspen]

y e

[fiery pike]

Y

[wary aspen]

y

[worn barn]

jori: h

[sinful dirge]

I was gonna take a shower but now I can’t 😫

[wary aspen]

who’s at my campsite

OH NO SOMEBODY NAMED NIBBLES

[deep bloom]

😭😭😭

[wary aspen]

BOB I-

[fiery pike]

I LOVE HIM

[worn barn]

jori: bob is baby.

[deep bloom]

I love bob sm

[wary aspen]

uhhh i don’t get the hype

[sinful dirge]

Ew, bob as a starter

[fiery pike]

I would anything for bob anything

[wary aspen]

i have bobs amiibo

i could sell infinite bob

[sinful dirge]

XD

[fiery pike]

Me with Marshal

[sinful dirge]

I have Gayle and merengues amiibos

[wary aspen]

i’m trying to get villagers to move out

[fiery pike]

I also have Bob's and Faunas but I got 4mil for Fauna

[wary aspen]

i have everybody’s amiibo except the new characters

[sinful dirge]

Damn that’s a lot

[wary aspen]

yep

[sinful dirge]

Like 400 something 😫

[deep bloom]

HAHAHH

[icy trout]

I hate diva

[wary aspen]

and i hate you 👁👅👁

[fiery pike]

Her eyes scare me

[sinful dirge]

I’m full now

[wary aspen]

i watch you in your sleep

[worn barn]

jori: i want pancakes :^c

[sinful dirge]

I will not eat until dinner

[icy trout]

Oh god

[fiery pike]

😰 oh

[icy trout]

Diva is ugly af

[sinful dirge]

I let diva go Bc she was a starter

[deep bloom]

BABY

[wary aspen]

i just wanna be like sherb 😔

[icy trout]

that pancake looks squishy

Baby baby baby baby baby (yeah)

[sinful dirge]

I may get her again in the future Bc I love the Egyptian themed villagers

[deep bloom]

My actual child

[fiery pike]

I have like 50 pics of Bob I took

[modest sonnet]

Someone should post this in another server

[sinful dirge]

How many Egyptian villagers are there?

[icy trout]

1

Do you have a screenshot of those villagers?

[wary aspen]

do i compare to sherb

[icy trout]

Nope

[sinful dirge]

There’s more than 1 lmfao

[deep bloom]

No

[spark cloak]

N O

[wary aspen]

i just wanna be popular 😔

[fiery pike]

Is Lucky considered one

[sinful dirge]

Ankha, Diva, lucky Bc he’s a mummy

[icy trout]

U compare to a 80 yo purple, drunk redd

[spark cloak]

I still love you tho @wary aspen

[wary aspen]

@spark cloak your the best you little blue goat

[sinful dirge]

I think Lobo kinda fits the look even if he’s not Egyptian

[wary aspen]

LOBO MOVED IN TO MY ISLAND YESTERDAY

[icy trout]

Sherbs lieing every 1 hates u

[sinful dirge]

I love lobo

[wary aspen]

😔

[spark cloak]

I like her

[icy trout]

[deep bloom]

HE WAGS HIS TAIL AS HES THINKING

[wary aspen]

it’s okay i know you don’t @spark cloak

[icy trout]

ankh is a girl

[spark cloak]

I do

[fiery pike]

Yes

[sinful dirge]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CBCJDbsHhKn/?igshid=spsc81jjni42 just look at him 🥺

[icy trout]

not a male\

[spark cloak]

Why noone believe me

[sinful dirge]

Yes we know

[icy trout]

dont amger him

[fierce gate]

okay so i found merengue on a mystery island but i don't wanna keep her bc i have too many normal villagers SO should i keep her and later sell her OR chance my last few NMT to try and find someone better?

[wary aspen]

@fierce gate sell her

[sinful dirge]

Keep and sell

[fiery pike]

Sellsell

[icy trout]

you said lucky because hes a mummy

[fierce gate]

does she go for a lot?

[sinful dirge]

?? And?

[icy trout]

and shes not a mumy either

@fierce gate merangue is a top tier villager

[sinful dirge]

Ankha and Lucky are two different characters

[fierce gate]

okay i'll keep her and make bank teehee

[deep bloom]

MARSHAL > RAYMOND , periodt

[icy trout]

Nope

[spark cloak]

Sherb better then all

[wary aspen]

marshal ≠ raymond

[fiery pike]

Bob>any other villager

[deep bloom]

But bob > everyone else

[icy trout]

U put a t after the period sooo

[fierce gate]

i have bob hehe

[wary aspen]

good boi lobo

[icy trout]

; - ;

[fiery pike]

Look at my bbys

[sinful dirge]

I’m planning to get rid of walker and Octavian first

[icy trout]

; - ;

[sinful dirge]

Bc Octavian pisses everyone off

[polar gust]

lost my respect for nintendo after they removed froggy chair

[fierce gate]

i now have on my island: bob, pietro, marina, octavian, merengue, doc, lily, celia and kiki

[fierce gate]

and then samson but we don't talk abt him

[wary aspen]

K R A N C H

[deep bloom]

My children ( Except celia she needs out )

[sinful dirge]

We all got merengue

[fiery pike]

kranch

[fierce gate]

but celia is baby

[deep bloom]

NO

[sinful dirge]

And Octavian

[wary aspen]

lyman is leaving

[icy trout]

M A Y O C H U P

[wary aspen]

YES CELIA IS BABY I LOVE HER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[worn barn]

jori: okay but mayochup is really good.

[fierce gate]

PERIODT

[polar gust]

i need bob

[deep bloom]

YOU CAN HAVE HER I HATE HER

[sinful dirge]

I’m after Judy, Raymond, and Freya

[fierce gate]

celia is baby periodt

[icy trout]

@worn barn mayochup sucks

[fierce gate]

yes

[worn barn]

jori: binch!

[deep bloom]

@fierce gate TAKE HER

[sinful dirge]

Freya Bc she was my first visitor in pocket camp

[icy trout]

; - ;

[wary aspen]

apollo is spanish periodt

[woeful olive]

I could use some advice if anyone here has computer knowledge and stuff. ;w;
https://www.reddit.com/r/sffpc/comments/h0dbzm/cukusa_axiom_ts_mini_gaming_pc_need_to_replace_psu/

[fierce gate]

i already have her!

[worn barn]

jori: its called fry sauce everywhere else but mayochup tastey

[sinful dirge]

XD

[wary aspen]

mommy

[icy trout]

alright that's where i'm stopping y'all

[polar gust]

nobody noticed my picture :C

[icy trout]

Ok

[fiery pike]

Ok

[spark cloak]

alright that's where i'm stopping y'all
@icy trout ?

[wary aspen]

mayo and ketchup smacks

[icy trout]

you're not to discuss villager sexualities read rule 2

No

[wary aspen]

madison beer can buy a beer

[fiery pike]

Bruh

[icy trout]

Its in game tho

[deep bloom]

LEAVE

[wary aspen]

STOP

[polar gust]

reupload again because nobody is noticing it

[fiery pike]

NO

[icy trout]

Oop

;-;

Deleted XD

[fiery pike]

Lol

[spark cloak]

Sherb is sad

[fiery pike]

Good cry

[fiery pike]

Is her back okay

[icy trout]

Shes a hunchback

[spark cloak]

[polar gust]

if this isn't the ----posting channel, where is the ----posting channel

[icy trout]

there isnt a shitposting channel.

[fiery pike]

[deep bloom]

YES

[sinful dirge]

Welp, it’s time for my tele appointment

[polar gust]

i must arrest you for celia abuse

[wary aspen]

imma go villager hunting with 100 nmr

[icy trout]

[deep bloom]

GOOD

[spark cloak]

@fiery pike Called Rosie for backup

[icy trout]

NO

[fiery pike]

Screw Rosie too

She can catch these hands

[icy trout]

i can help with celia :)

[deep bloom]

BE MAD

[icy trout]

Why you hitting Celia

[polar gust]

what's with the celia hate lol

[sterile minnow]

hello

[wary aspen]

i’m going villager hunting i’m so excited i haven’t done this in a month

[icy trout]

;-;

[fiery pike]

Hello Barold

[wary aspen]

BAROLD IS ADORABLE YESSSSS

[icy trout]

Barold is ugly af

[sterile minnow]

no

[wary aspen]

hi barold i think i fit in with you 🥺

[spark cloak]

How many villager accounts are there

[icy trout]

You do

[quaint grove]

Save him

[icy trout]

I hate <insert villager name here> because <reasons>

Wut

[deep bloom]

Baby

[icy trout]

Why do you hate Celia

I hate diva because shes diva

[fiery pike]

You hate celia but you like that cow 🤮

[deep bloom]

Shes annoying

[sterile minnow]

..

[deep bloom]

SHES CUTE WDYM

[icy trout]

Thats such a weak reason tho

...

[wary aspen]

@sterile minnow barold is my bff

[sterile minnow]

diva cute

[icy trout]

Your basically saying that all normal type villagers are annoying.

[wary aspen]

barold is baby 👉🏼👈🏼

[icy trout]

Ooooooooh

[dense ruin]

.t popular

[frosty moon]

Why does everyone seem to like a certain villager? Because it brings them joy! Let people like who they like! :)

[deep bloom]

You hate celia but you like that cow 🤮
@fiery pike SHES SO CUTE

[sterile minnow]

😄

[fiery pike]

I'm joking.

[wary aspen]

@dense ruin thanks

[deep bloom]

Your basically saying that all normal type villagers are annoying.
@icy trout No, i hate her

[icy trout]

I ship diva and barold now

[wary aspen]

sure

[icy trout]

That's still a weak reason

[full vault]

Let's not ship villagers :) please

[icy trout]

;-:

Fine i ship akechi and ann

Like if you hate celia you basically hate all normal villagers

[full vault]

@icy trout Let people do/like
/dislike what they want

[woven rose]

hmmm

[full vault]

It dosn't affect your gameplay if they don't like a villager

[magic raven]

hi

[deep bloom]

I have more: shes too “motherly” and “gEnTel” and shes ugly, and more, NOT because shes a normal type.

[fiery pike]

Hey

[icy trout]

Chill its just a convo

[wary aspen]

but it makes me sad :c im diva why they no like me

[mellow kettle]

[magic raven]

i come from gen chat

[fiery pike]

Oh

[wary aspen]

i’m going villager hunting

[deep bloom]

Good luck

[mellow kettle]

Same actually

[wary aspen]

first one was pierce let’s see who it is now

[ancient magnet]

Raymond and I are vibing

[magic raven]

gay rights

[wary aspen]

mott is here

guys don’t talk abt that stuff the mods will get mad

[fiery pike]

Rlly

[deep bloom]

If i saw raymond i would sell him

[icy trout]

Yes

[sterile minnow]

lol

[fiery pike]

Bruh

[merry chasm]

does anyone have a DIPLODOCUS pelvis? its the last part to my fossil collection

[icy trout]

Im only taking dog villagers sooo

[wary aspen]

i sold mine

[ancient magnet]

@deep bloom I sold him, but with those tickets, I found him again

[icy trout]

;-;

[fiery pike]

I found Raymond in my camp

[sudden wolf]

eyo

[wary aspen]

my dad found raymond in his campsite

[magic raven]

i bought him for 550nmt and 6mil bells lol

[sterile minnow]

same he was in my campsite

[sudden wolf]

I never thought Everybody Loves Raymond would get a sequel, but here we are

[wary aspen]

and my mom had lolly in hers

[magic raven]

raymond is sweetie i mean

[icy trout]

Does anyone know how to rank up?

[full vault]

RMT is not allowed in here ;)

[wary aspen]

and my brother had idk

[ancient magnet]

@magic raven why would you pay so much

[fiery pike]

I screamed so loud and i was only hunting for like an hour

[wary aspen]

rmt?

[magic raven]

@ancient magnet bc i like him

[icy trout]

What is rmt

[full vault]

Real Money Transactions

[wary aspen]

ohhh

[icy trout]

Oh ok

my friend got raymond in campsite and now he is surrounding his house with bonfires and i couldnt be more proud

[fiery pike]

Noo

[wary aspen]

dude what do i do do i take erick or not

[zealous sandal]

@icy trout noooooo

[civic sparrow]

raymond

[fiery pike]

Leave erik

[sterile minnow]

oh nu raymond nice

[ancient magnet]

@magic raven but with those tickets you bought him with, you could easily find him on mistery islands.

[magic raven]

jeez u guys rlly hate a cartoon cat

[merry pendant]

finally another barold stan

[sudden wolf]

So, this chat is full of AC talk…

[sterile minnow]

😄

[zealous sandal]

Dont do raymond like this

[wary aspen]

opinions on barold and diva as friends

[deep bloom]

Hes overrated

[merry pendant]

[icy trout]

I said i saw someone

[sudden wolf]

Are you guys just avoiding General?

[fiery pike]

Hes cute af

[magic raven]

@ancient magnet some guy has my tckets now. dont want to waste tickets on chance

[icy trout]

i spent near 400 tickets looking for raymond with no trace

[ancient magnet]

@wary aspen diva was my starter and I STAN HER ❤️

[wary aspen]

i have 1000 plus tickets

[icy trout]

how do these dudes get so many nmts

but then i got him for free so

[deep bloom]

I wanna cry

[wary aspen]

@ancient magnet your going to heaven. DIVA HEAVEN

[fiery pike]

Why

[magic raven]

the majority of the ac fandom: raymond is so overrated!!!! i hate him so much

[sudden wolf]

Isn’t timer evasion against the rules idk lol

[ancient magnet]

@wary aspen Diva and Tank were my starters.

[deep bloom]

Boop

[zealous sandal]

So, this chat is full of AC talk…
@sudden wolf

The channel is called off topic lmao basically taking about ac is pretty much also getting off-topic

[merry pendant]

Muffy is qween

[icy trout]

I GOT JUDY

Bruh

[sterile minnow]

[sudden wolf]

@sudden wolf

The channel is called off topic lmao basically taking about ac is pretty much also getting off-topic
@zealous sandal oh god that is so meta, you got me dude

[wary aspen]

GUYS CHRISSY IS ON MY MYSTERY ISLAND DO I TAKE OR LEAVE

[fiery pike]

Take her

[icy trout]

@sudden wolf yes it is

oh hey its emu

[magic raven]

#other-topics is basically gen chat but with images and smaller slow mode

[zealous sandal]

@icy trout congrats!!🎉 🎉

[naive eagle]

is the koolaid man the jar of the koolaid or the koolaid in the jar

[sterile minnow]

take chrissy

[sudden wolf]

O h

[magic raven]

the jar

[fiery pike]

Uh

[icy trout]

@naive eagle ;-;

[naive eagle]

big brain questions here

[icy trout]

hes the koolaid powder that is dissolved into the water

B O T H

[sudden wolf]

I feel like he is a marriage between the jar and the drink

[deep bloom]

I gtg :( i will comeback tho, so bye have a nice day/night!

[naive eagle]

wait ally

[merry pendant]

dosn't his face move with the liquid

[magic raven]

byee!!!

[naive eagle]

i haven’t thought of that

wtf

[sudden wolf]

Without one he cannot survive

[icy trout]

he expands in water

do u know why hes alwaus saying oh yeah?

[sudden wolf]

So basically, he’s a giant robot anime

[magic raven]

kool x aid

[naive eagle]

anime

[fiery pike]

Anime

[naive eagle]

koolaid anime

[sudden wolf]

Oh yeah (hacking discord text lol)

[icy trout]

Omg yes

Oh yeah is evolving!oh yeah evolved into oh yeah!

[tidal bolt]

Why when I just g l a n c e d at this channel I get a k o o l a i d add

[naive eagle]

koolaid in pokémon

LMFAO

chirp they’re watching you

[tidal bolt]

Wth is this

[naive eagle]

[fiery pike]

What type would koolaid be in pokemon

[sudden wolf]

He’s about to burst in Chirp

[icy trout]

koolaid a nice flavour drink

[sudden wolf]

Water and Psychic

[icy trout]

Rlly dyno bot

[wary aspen]

WHITNEY IS IN THE MYSTERY ISLAND DO I TAKE HER ?

[fiery pike]

Yes

[icy trout]

Omg

[merry pendant]

what exactly is kool aid

[sudden wolf]

Because he knows just when and where to strike thirst

[wary aspen]

[icy trout]

a derink

[wary aspen]

is she a new character? or smn?

[icy trout]

@merry pendant BRUH KOOLAID IS AMAZING

[spark cloak]

Hey im back

[wary aspen]

or was she in new leaf

[icy trout]

koolaid is like flavour powder for water

[tidal bolt]

Im s c a r e d

[icy trout]

hi sherb

[merry pendant]

I've never had it, they don't sell it here

[spark cloak]

Hello

[icy trout]

no its not powder

[fiery pike]

Ur missing out

[icy trout]

Wheres here?

[naive eagle]

koolaid is also a powder

[sudden wolf]

I never had it, they don't sell it here
@merry pendant :’( This is the saddest thing I’ve heard all day

[icy trout]

its famous in usa

[wary aspen]

guys please help does whitney have an amiibo

[merry pendant]

@icy trout Australia

[fiery pike]

Yes

[icy trout]

Its amarican ik that XX

[tidal bolt]

She does

[sudden wolf]

guys please help does whitney have an amiibo
@wary aspen #game-help-questions❓

[spark cloak]

My villagers rn

[icy trout]

well it onyl tastes good when you're a kid

[fiery pike]

What

[icy trout]

so you don't have to worry about it

[naive eagle]

do y’all remember sunny D

[icy trout]

@icy trout exCUSE me?

[naive eagle]

that used to be my drink

[spark cloak]

NO SHERB

[sudden wolf]

Omg I never tried Sunny D

[icy trout]

IT ALWAYS TASTES GOOD

no

[naive eagle]

now it tastes bad to me some reason

[icy trout]

sunny d is amazing

[sudden wolf]

I always heard about all the rumors it was bad for you

[fiery pike]

Sunny D is good

[icy trout]

it stops to when you grow older

most american drinks and food is unhealthy lol

;-;

yes

[fiery pike]

McDonald's

[sudden wolf]

most american drinks and food is unhealthy lol
@icy trout Explain vegemite

[naive eagle]

everything we grew around had so much sugar LOL

[icy trout]

i like tap water too

all of it

@sudden wolf vegemite is australian

Tap water is amazing

[merry pendant]

Vegemite be gooood

[icy trout]

tap water is great

[sudden wolf]

ye, the world is full of food that is bad for you

[wary aspen]

i left whitney

[icy trout]

the only way you coudl get healthy food is by subscribing to these healthy diet plan that are for fit people or people want to be fit

[fiery pike]

I've never tried vegemite what is that

[naive eagle]

isn’t vegemite really really like

[icy trout]

I have a great motabalism so idc if its bad for me

[naive eagle]

idk

not bad

[wary aspen]

what’s healthy food

[naive eagle]

just weird flavor

[sudden wolf]

Vegetable death in a jam form

[icy trout]

metablolsim doenst make you healthy

[fiery pike]

Oh

[wary aspen]

true

[icy trout]

it just doesnt make you fat

Yeah ik

[coral oyster]

My villagers rn
@spark cloak I have Coco and I have Cranstons amiibo card

[spark cloak]

Epic

[icy trout]

As long as im not fat im pretty much fine

[merry pendant]

@fiery pike vegemite is yeast extract, when spread with butter an bread it gud

[icy trout]

no youre not hahaha

I just eat alot

😞

[sudden wolf]

How does the Koolaid Man avoid breaking his glass shell of a body when he breaks through brick walls and plaster hmmm

[icy trout]

whatrs the point of being not healthy

[merry pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/ohyeah-hi-hello-break-scary-gif-5511615

[fiery pike]

Hes invincible

[naive eagle]

LMFAO

[icy trout]

Im healthy and not fat

why you avoiding being fat then, if it doesnot matter to you

[sudden wolf]

So much strength

[icy trout]

And smart

[outer kestrel]

I'm not healthy and not fat

[tranquil rune]

thats what they all say

[icy trout]

if you eat this garbage you are not healthy

[naive eagle]

i’d be scared if he was in my dreams

[fiery pike]

I'm neither healthy or fat just scrawny

[coral oyster]

@spark cloak my villagers rn

[icy trout]

@icy trout it does matter if im fat cuz of people

[sudden wolf]

That’d be some 4th wall breaking on another level

[outer kestrel]

I'm not fat tho, Smh I'm 10 lbs underweight 😌

[spark cloak]

@spark cloak my villagers rn
@coral oyster cool im ordering some amiibos soon

[icy trout]

Just so u know i have social anxiey so thats why i care

[naive eagle]

let’s try to differ from the “fat” discussion for some people may get triggered

[tidal bolt]

True

[merry pendant]

That isn't necessarily a good thing

[rare mantle]

You think koolaid man is actual koolaid? No, he is something else that isn't natural or from this world, koolaid man isn't normal. He's from another planet.

[icy trout]

people don't matter

[coral oyster]

@coral oyster cool im ordering some amiibos soon
@spark cloak nice, me too

[fiery pike]

Underweight isnt good

[outer kestrel]

I don't choose to be that way trust me lol

[naive eagle]

you’re all perfect the way you are

[icy trout]

I never seent he cool aid man

[spark cloak]

you’re all perfect the way you are
@naive eagle 🙂

[sudden wolf]

An alien interloper bringing kool and aid to the people of the world

[icy trout]

Its better then over for me cuz of social anxiety @fiery pike

[naive eagle]

don’t change urselves for anyone else but yourself

[icy trout]

I have just seen it ont he drink

Can we stop

[naive eagle]

now let’s move on

[outer kestrel]

Platitudes

[icy trout]

that or maybe I don't remmber it

[fiery pike]

Wow its already 9am

[merry pendant]

Good news, they found a boy in the mountains that had been lost for 3 days today

[naive eagle]

if you could make anything into a video game what would u choose

[sudden wolf]

ohh sweet!

Gardening!

[rare mantle]

Coraline the movie

[icy trout]

a real boy?

[naive eagle]

wait

[outer kestrel]

My life so I can fly to Europe as easily as you can in AC

[naive eagle]

that would be really cool juicebox

[spark cloak]

if you could make anything a video game what would u choose
@naive eagle animal crossing but everyones sherb

[icy trout]

Me: can i have a acnh switch?
mom: we already have an acnh switch at home.
Acnh switch at home:

[merry pendant]

@icy trout Yeah, there were volunteers and one hiker found him

[sudden wolf]

It’s what’s inside that counts.

[outer kestrel]

Bruh, at least you have a switch smh

[rare mantle]

I always wanted it to be one 😔 which is why im gonna tale career classes in programming games so i could possibly make a coraline game

[icy trout]

Bruh at the beach yesterday there were these people looking for a little boy

[hollow cypress]

I got matching thumb things for my ACNH switch

[icy trout]

@hollow cypress omg so cool

[hollow cypress]

Who’s the boss now nook

[fiery pike]

Wait how much is the acnh switch

[icy trout]

I have thumb sticks too

[outer kestrel]

More than $700

[icy trout]

No its not

[fiery pike]

BRUH RIPOFF

[rare mantle]

Those are actually his little children that he uses for labor, so it isnt really tom nook

[outer kestrel]

Yes it is because retail pricing is out of stock

[hollow cypress]

The retail price here was like $450ish?

[icy trout]

Its like 400

[hollow cypress]

Can’t remember because my brain wipes memories of big purchases

[icy trout]

I saw it at WALMART

[fiery pike]

My sister has one but she never told me how much

[outer kestrel]

Bro, I'm talking about the resale pricing on eBay. I know it's not the amount I stated because I'm not talking about the retail pricing.

[sudden wolf]

@hollow cypress aaaa cute!!

[rare mantle]

Ok well im gonna go play identity v and drink red bull lol bye

[icy trout]

why tho

[sudden wolf]

Bye bye juice

[icy trout]

Get it from target or something

[spark cloak]

I live in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere so i have to order literally everything online

[hollow cypress]

Aren’t they planning a restock

[icy trout]

3$ take it or leaf it

[naive eagle]

they are but who tf knows when that’ll happen