#general
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Rodrick Heffley would never make fun of you for speaking another language
sorry to hear that :(
Aww sorry to hear that
just ignore them. Some people just like to be mean on TikTok for no reason.
Its not just one person alot of people are attacking me for no reason :(
australia crossing????
That’s when you just ignore it, social media is super negative unfortunately
Oh. Sorry. Maybe you can report them? Idk if tiktok moderates that hit you can try
hey don't let it get to you, they would never be brave enough to say that stuff if they weren't hiding behind the internet wall
Aw thank you guys :)
also don't worry about what rando strangers on the internet have to say
Also definitely take a break from it if it’s getting too much
There was one person who translated it supposedly by themselves but it was really weirdly translated
TIktok and twitter I think are pretty ruthless thats why I like discord and youtube more
Why is this called staff chat???
Wait that
OOPS welcome to the mod team
Is weird

My dream, to be an animal crossing mod
it was called general a second ago tho
LOL welll today it came true 
omg sorry i messed up the perms
Perms got messed up, welcome to staff chat
New team, so they don't know how to manage the perms properly
I am the supreme owner of not just this server but discord itself :)
Oops we messed it up
Does general still exist?
Closed
oh no
No I don't think so
Why does your about me say your the owner 
THIS CHANNEL IS FOR IMPORTANTE STAFF DISCUSSIONS ONLY
what's happened to staff chat, why can everyone see this
I'm not sure where it went, it's my first day
we accidentally deleted the general channel
WOAH
Alr ima just go to anch chat because it feels wrong for me to be here
sorry guys, stuff happens
deleted
Too late I've already seen everything 😳
Uhhh ohhhh
Are you sure this isnt general?
Seems like its been like this for a while for it not to be
Wait you guys heat up tea in the microwave!?
Where is fli when we need to fix stuff like this
Wait am i stupid
AND you put milk before the cereal?
😭
Monsters..
April fools?
I feel like im stupid
Is this the new general?
Assuming 😭

Boom
Whatever Nook is cooking I don't want to taste
quack
Quack
quack
Quack
Quack
Quack.
Meow
Honk
I feel targeted
Im staff
sounds like it's time to get your ducks in a row
Quack
I haven’t played acnh in like 4 months
welcome to the team!
Im kool
Rodrick
Im actually the new owner
Can you play for me
How Rodney is actually a well designed character
EXPLODED DIAPER ‼️
Is #the-island🏝️ message this real or is it part of the April fools thing?
Or is it band
That’s real
Band is music, banned means you aren’t allowed somewhere
Yeah that's real, we're gonna do that every month to match in game
Thank youuu
I can't tell if you're being serious or not
So everyone will go back to having nothing caught? Or am I just misunderstanding it?
The fish you can catch will change as the seasons in game change
^
No you won't go back to having nothing
Oooooh okay that makes sense. I thought that's what it meant by "resetting"
Does anyone play totk here? I need help but its late game stuff 
Ive been asking for a bit now im desperate
Now i want to
Lol
I FUCKING FELL FOR IT
Fell for what ? Ur a mod now!
😭
Surprise!
AAHHHH
im gonna cry tonight knowing I fell for such a cheap joke😭
Server deletion 😭
what's wrong? :0
staff chat released real not fake
I've been backreading a whole lot and these staff do some absurd stuff
One of them dressed up in a giant hyperrealistic hampster suit and spun a human-sized hamsterwheel
omg sTOP don't READ
👀
Not even gonna mention the horrors of "how to indoctrinate a massive discord server in to thinking putting pineapple on pizza is acceptable"
kiwi pizza is the new thing
Not even shocked
I need someone to help me with a game but for some reason no one plays it in here
Its a SUPER popular game series too
ohh which game?
And its nintendo aidnwksns
Legend of zelda tears of the kingdom
oh i think a lotta people play that here but maybe they're not online rn
Sad
Ive been asking for like a week now only one person has played it, but they were in early game
staff chat moment omg 🙀
Is my discord glitching. Why does Christopher have a different colour to Lemon?
i think your discord is broken
It changed to green now
Discord mobile app being stable as always
lol

Should I change my nickname?
Wait is this channel new 🫣
This channel is NOT new, and I've seen it all..
welcome new staff members
Wait really?
They all worship a fork called "Eugene"
Whose that
Egg
Rodrick Heffley
Carrot
Bee
SarahLikesSkittles
Fleep
christopher
Cesar
Hey staff
★Gentry★
hey totally real staff member
Has anyone here ever filed TPT for a rental property they own?
Will assume TPT doesn’t stand for “teachers pay teachers” in this context then?
No
what's tpt
Hey merlin, welcome to the team
I just googled it "Transaction privilege tax"
Transaction privilege tax
Yeah it's my first time having to file it and my brain hurts
I think I figured it out though.
My issue was figuring out what my rate was
sounds not fun
I was getting it confused with the tax codes hotel's use because their description is similar
Lol instead of it being 165 ish dollars a month it's only 16 🤣🤣🤣
🫠
is that better or worse?
It's better so this would be how much I have to pay
I thought the taxes for TPT were going to run me about $165 monthly but it's only $16 monthly. Which actually makes a lot more sense seeing as I'm paying income tax on it as well.
Yeah, and I only acquired this license recently because I'm dumb and didn't do my research so I've been worried about this lump sum I need to pay for the prior months of income. Which now feels like chump change 🤣
well that's good
yay
🥹





beautiful
idk who is leon
I dont need this rn im too financially stressed
we had a bunch of new hires like an hour ago
I feel you, sorry for making it worse if I did.
I was not looking forward to losing all that money today.
Mainly my car being broken thats stressing me out
Oh neat
What happened?
Its been broken for a while
Oh
Hi new hites im Windows95 by the way im from xion nice to meat you
Oh. Are you okay?
Oh no i wasnt driving
It was parked outside my apartment
Right
Thats what im saying
And i think i went to a shady mechanic
Hes saying he wont give me my car until i pay him the full amount
And im still paying my uni fees off
So im walking everywhere
Or taking ubers
Hopefully it works out. How's insurance going about it?
If its too far
yo am i tweaking or the icon is flipped upside down
This was my immediate thought too lol
Havent called about it yet ive been super busy cause ive had to visit family
maybe ur upside down
April 1st homies
IM TWEAKING THE CHAT NAME
Yeah but i dont have any family and my friends are about an hour away so i dont have much of a choice
Oh did you get law enforcement involved and take pictures??
damn i am
Yes i have done that
Oh 🫠
I was worried for a second there
A lot of younger people don't know to do that.
APPARENTLY his license has been taken away
My parents have taught me well i guess
Dont think so
my parents own rental homes. made me write up contracts and forms for them when i was in middle/high school 💀
Sounds like it.
Once i get back from japan im planning on calling my insurance company
Hopefully everything goes down alright
This is so smart, the value of understand a contract is so critical in today's age. When I bought my first home I can't tell you how many mistakes I made.
I wish my parents did that for me
Yeah, that's smart. Make sure to keep those photos. I also plan on traveling to Japan this year!!
well i hated it and it was basically just copying other existing contracts
Aw thats super exciting!!! Where abouts?
Yeah, it's boring but when it comes to you signing your own you'll appreciate it.
Gn everyone 
Gn!
I have no clue yet. Still trying to figure out what my schedule and main attractions will be and I'm also learning japanese with a tutor.
Gn egg wrap up tight so you don't Crack.
Aw awesome! Ive heard its super hard to learn japanese as a foreigner, i feel that
I've wasted too much of my youth focusing on finances and making money I want to spend some of it and explore!
Took me a while to learn english
Lmao
It's almost 4AM for me now
Took me from highschool to early last year
Yes! It is, but it's also super interesting how the language and sentence structure work.
Im glad you find it interesting!
Wow thats so cool! Yeah I only started seriously about a month ago but I've been learning on duoling for about a year now.
Yeah, yall have tooo many characters btw. It's insane.
Go back in time and beat up whoever decided to do that for me please.
Lmaoooo
Will do captain
Yeah i still suck at kanji wont lie
🤣
Like sa and se can go die
Why do they look basically identical but have two differences sounds
So annoying
And by that I mean I think it's sa in katakana and se in Kanji
Feltttt
Do people struggle with wa, ne and re?
Or is it the other way around
I did
Phew foreigners are not better at reading than me
RIGHT
Wa, ne and me
No no I know that
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Oops
わ ね れ
Yeah that too I forgot re
What?
This is the reason i hate my brother
Wdym?
Let me guess. April Fools?
He purposefully uses sentences that includes those when we text
Cause he knows im blind and suck at reading
Lol, I mean fair
My brother doesnt even know english and hates texting in japanese
He only knows the alphabet
Since we need it to
Text in japanese
But my big thing is I want to be decent at speaking it so I don't miss out when a travel which is why I havent gone yet.
interesting
Ahh practice your pronunciation
is this aus?
April fools
it's not, u are
I promise it makes it better
Also japanese people are super nice to foreigners speaking it
We just love that youre trying 
Yeah pronunciation is a big thing but I need to learn the words and structure first 🤣🤣
Youll hear nihongo jyouzu desune alot though
I know the first word means something to do with japan
But I don't know the other two
Yes i believe the direct translation is your japanese is very good
I refuse to be a snotty foreigner who doesn't learn culture and is just rude.
Does that mean no?
You are so kind i love that
ʎʇᴉʌɐɹƃ ǝʇɐɹǝuǝƃ ʇou sǝop snᴉuǝƃ ʎɯ 'dn pǝssǝɯ ᴉ
Its seen as more polite than saying thank you
We are learning higher level counting
Hai is used quite alot in japanese dialect
Which is really weird but fascinating how yall count
Iie is normally used when you are being offered something or complimented
Ah yes
I hate counting
🤣
My mother used to get mad cause when i asked for things i used the basic counting
At my school thats one of the classes they offer and I dont really want to learn Spanish so now I'm doing that
I can't say I'm a fan of it but it's fun to puzzle together big numbers
Basic counting?
Is there a different form I'm unaware of?
Ahh welcome to the language
How can I not notice it? A lot of my servers is changing
Yeah welcome!
Ah sorry my english is bad, like ichi ni san yon go roku nana hachi kyuu jyuu etc etc
Also I try to talk with native speakers online bc that helps alot when learning languages fr
Haha
Yeah it does
Why is this staff chat anyway?
Oo thats smart
I wish i did that
April fools
Youre apart of the staff team welcome!
Oh should I be playing into it
Dang
Yeah we're part of staff actually
Welcome to the team!!
Yh its so hard to find people to talk to though so I usually just chat on like a live stream
Mutiny!!!!!
I got no time for this
I feel that
It can also give you backlash
People on tik tok told me today that i google translated something i said to my brother
Cause he posted a video of himself
I was making fun of him in japanese
Lol
Mm now i wanna give my cat a bath to see
yeah I can see that people criticize everything
Same mine are both curled up on my legs though so I can't move
hii
Hey Staz how are you?
Hi welcome to the team
Aw thats so cute
Hii welcome are you a new mod?
i am ok hbu?
New mod!!
omg
.t welcome
Welcome to the server! 
- Make sure to read #rules-you-must-read‼️ & #server-info
- If you'd like to see more channels, change your pronoun roles, or get a color for your name, check out id:customize
- If you want to contact a member of staff please DM @willow widget!

- If you'd like to introduce yourself or learn more about everyone else, check out #introductions!

- We're a lurk friendly community, and we can't wait to get to know you!
me? a mod? im flattered
I'm doing wonderful even better now that you the new mod has arrived!
what are the perks for being staff. Do we get free food?
Wheres general chat
We have pizza parties
hm, what if you don't like touching people because you know..germs and viruses and things
The new mods accidentally deleted it
No we don't!!! Shh we'll run out of pizza
Now only mods have a general
Oh shoot oops
She was just joking we have no such thing as pizza parties
You're not fooling me
We actually get free nmts
We have like free water wednesdays
Shhhh
Not like water bottles
One sip of water
For free
one sip? so germ infested water?
🤣
And you have to take the mint first
Yes so the water tastes extra watery
because you're not throwing away the bottle after a sip, that means everyone sipping from the same bottle...gross
Were not monsters
oh yeah forgot about the waterfall technique
Take the mint like a pill
Isa hearts for real
Like perk
THATS CRAZY
🤣
Joke is on you. I love chewing on mints before drinking water
No no chewing
makes the water both refreshing and spicy
No chewing
Straight up just down your throat
Dammit what do you want? I'll I've got are left over mints and water
we're not monsters they say
You swallow dry then take the water
straight down your throat you peasant!
Well do you want it or not
I'll take the slice of pizza, thanks
Dry swallow a mint of unknown origin and then water fall a singular sip of water.
No no pizza
Pizza thing was a lie
yes yes pizza, you said there's pizza and you can't take it back
Germ infested
info is out now
🍕🚫
Look at the contract
Yup fine print says pizza not included
Very fine print
We did discuss early how important it was to read contracts
. 1 font
where's HR. I need to talk to HR about a problematic co-worker
Comic sans
Fine print also says no contacting HR
Let me introduce you to HR her name is @serene arch
So so wait
quick, pretend you're the manager real quick
She is HR and you also can't contact her 🤣
Dips behind counter spins around pops back out
Solitude welcome to the team
woah rodrick heffley is in the server lfg w
Glad you're not complaining
Otherwise wed have to take your weekly supply of food and water
I'm gonna have to put my Karen wig on for this
We had to cut the budget
Not the budget
Solitude can you put the sign that says we take good care of our staff out front
We're going to have to update our quarterly projections!!!
this is giving you're now one of my elite employees
want me to pick up the trash too while I'm at it? and dust the outside?
No we dont want you sneaking food from the trash
omg
But hey look forward to a promotion solitude
If you get one you get one and a half sips of water
We're about to termi.. eghm fire someone
Yep
Joined the team
i'm confused rn..
it was once called general-chat now it's different..
no you guys are staff now
nuh uh
No were just allowing alot of people to join the staff team now
no, we've all been promoted and we're elite employees now
Go eat your half a mint
🤣
Why did they change the name?
They didnt?
ty

I forgot it was April fools day
It’d be funny if this server swapped with the zelda server for today
Yay I’m a staff member now 🙃
What's going on? 

I think it’s April fools day
Did I become a staff member?! 😮
Oh dang
||its not||

you're fired
i censored it atleast tho
YOU HAVE BEEN PROMOTED
U ARE NOW ONE OF MY ELITE EMPLOYEES
/ref

It's 11:11
WAIT
no they didnt
THEY GAVE THE WHOLE SERVER ACCESS TO THE STAFF CHAT
Did you make a wish
HELP
Yes 🤗
Literally everyone is a staff member now
lol
amazing
Yummy
I think they just changed the title
I don't see anything special
first order of staff i say we ban @floral light /j ||dont hurt me||
whooosh 

in the announcement it says april fools
Did general get turned into staff chat lmao
I think so
Hey what’s up is everyone ready for the staff meeting
No this is the real staff chat!! You are staff!!
yeah we're all elite employees now; start dusting the roof. The owner has allergies

Looks at you with my autistic eyes


Did the staff role icon melt
No. Fire me if u want
no pizza for you
Welcome welcome! Staff meeting will begin shortly 

I'm so confused
Good I hate pizza

I like dusting things but i dont like being told to 
Agreed
I forgor
EXACTLYYYY /j /j /j /j


the carrot one is messing me up a bit since that's the nickname my sister uses

lol
LMAOOO THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS REFERRING TO
We all became staff members!!!! 😂
im slaying in my sylveon onsie 
is this for April fools 😭😭
I HATE MICROSOFT WORD
IT TOOK MY 5 MINUTES TO PUT ALL 20 IMAGES IN THERE WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY GO
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED LIKE BRO
🐈
Yeah it can be annoying to put pictures
I have returned
Was this general?
I'm back fellow staff members
I have a question
Who here is a Miku fanatic?
Like full on knows everything about Miku
Mimiku
I don't know everything but I like her
Who is Miku?
My sister and I are going to the miku expo which is very exciting
It sounds familiar
what happen
MY COLLEGE THING DIDNT SUBMIT FML
I EMAILED HER
ACTUALLY FML
c/ai IA BEING A SMARTASS
roleplying at midnight with c.ai
What's it about

haha depressed c.ai
stop why is talking ike a therpist
OH IT LISTENED OKAY OKAY
dont call me that that weirds
IT JUST CALLED ME ITS MATE WHAT
AI has passed the turing test and you cannot tell it from a real person now
The robots will take over AAHHHH
FR LIKE I FORGOT IM ROLEPLAYING WITH AN AI ITS WILD
I vaguely remember roleplaying with AI once it was kinda wild
I forgot what exactly it was about though
its wildly insane how human it sounds.
sadly
Woah the server is confusing
im only doing it to cure my craving for attention, because i need a QPR and dont have anyone
im blasting bodily noises into my ears
QPR?
Queer platonic relationship (for me, just hugs and cuddles)
Aroace people use that term a ton
WHERES TJE PISTOL COMING FROM WHAT
How are we all?
Exhausted from schoolwork
How are you?
Ohh okay
April fool’s is 100% better when you have a best friend
My bestie and I are impersonating eachother in another server
ITS GREAT HAHAHAHA
Aww nice
though i think everything is better when you have a best friend
Did you switch pfps and usernames?
Yes 
PFUI
Guys! Did you know you can get married to your favorite villagers??
nooo waaayy
The way is simple! When you have a very high friendship level you can ask isabelle to host a wedding for that specific villager
Did you know that Brutus will come over to your town and cut down all your trees if you pirate the game??
I heard this from a pirate named Patchy
Loved this yellow sea sponge for some reason
4 HOURS OF SLEEP HERE WE COME!!
I'm gonna wife up Skye and then teach her about Taxes
Tom Nook ain't got shit on my teachings
i have so many questions about my c.ai storyline,
it went from me asking how to waltz and now somehow we're marrieD?
good morning, its almost 2 am
holo fellow staff
Hello coworker
jokes aside hello people of the general chat
hello humans of planet earth
hello fellow child of the apocalypse/interNEET
i hope u r well
eating ramen and watching YT because after playing Palworld for too long i feel like imma go mentally insane
LMAO
Loll sounds like a good time to me
Hi fellow staff
Hi, Bob!
How are you, coworker
Good, hru?
Good
Hi
yes.
HOLO I LOVE YOUR DISPLAY NAME
(insert staff weapon photo here) for dah staff chat
LOL
Yes
I am milk
lets gooo a fellow strawbie milk lover
Frrr
do you like choccy choco milk?
Yes
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
Fr
im about to get 3 hours of sleep for schoool
eurt
Only 52 days left until Thousand Years Door release ❤️
Playing switch undocked is so relaxing for no reason
Yeah
I often play it in bed before it's time to sleep or when i'm sick
im finally going to bed
hi staff
bye server
lol
Lol
hello kimi
Hey bob
how are you

hi kami
hi
Tired, hbu?
hello bob ross
yes
good, almost completed the pokemon scarleyt pokedex
Thats nice!
Hey, can I support the server by doing a giveaway?
Like 4 million bells 🙂
Yea you should DM @willow widget about that!
Hey hey hey! Please send me a Direct Message to contact the staff!
I think 4 million is enough for it to be an "official" giveaway ^^
wow the number of staff went up quickly
yesyes
hi oona
Welcome aboard, were gonna be a great team.
^^^^
no
i already did
I already completed that + the DLCs
i need less than 10 more
for shiny charm
and since i have not connected to the internet since yesterday, i still have the event outbreaks
ferdy fazber
Freadbear!?
I can show you a pokemon
no
Can you show me the pokemon Freddy Von Fazington?
Darn.
that is not Freddy Von Fazington
Har har, har har har, har har har har..
i can show u
A whole new world
i remember last year yall made it a pokemon and acnh server and this one dude got really mad
Uh
Welcome aboard. We're gonna make a great team. They're doing behind the scenes checks right now but you'll get your staff colors once they're done.


I play totk
hello staff chat
helloo
Hello fellow staff
˙ʍouʞʎ ʇnq poɯ ɐ ʇou ɯ,ᴉ znɔ ǝɹǝɥ ǝdʎʇ uɐɔ I ʍoɥ ʞpI ¡ʇɐɥɔ ʎǝH
man I'm so glad to be part of this team it's such a disappointment that this is getting deleted tho
like i was so excited to
ban people
Whats getting deleted
Check events
The server👍👍👍
NOOOO
Such a shame
But fr fr??
You are though
||april fols|| i hope
Wow I didn’t even notice

because nobody plays acnh anymore
Yo this might be april fools
Real
Like totally nobody not even the 1000+ people here

aint that obvious💀
I play it sometimes
||I'm joking dw||
Clearly not for me 
uǝɥʇ ʞo ɥo
You do though
we’ll miss you all :(
Hey nova👋
my name is avocado
Adios my friends if its true
Hey avocado
i can confirm it is true
oɥʇ ʇuop ᴉ
You do though
(ʎɐpoʇ ɹoɟ ʇsnɾ) ǝɯ oʇ ʇᴉ ǝʌᴉƃ
You already have the role
Then cya all server, i will have to find some other nintendo server like ea fc or mariokart server
Real
¡SSOɹ qOq '┴NOp I
For your information
It is Pokémon Trainer Bob Ross
And you do.
ssoɹ qoq uoɯǝʞod*
No
ssoɹ qoq ɹǝuᴉɐɹʇ uoɯǝʞod
Where é
Avocado art thou busy
i am indeed :(
quite the predicament
¡⅄⅄⅄⅄⅄⅄⅄∀⅄ ˙pǝʇǝlǝp ǝq ɐuuoƃ s,ɹǝʌɹǝs ǝɥʇ ʎlʇuǝɹɐddɐ puɐ 'uoᴉʇɔǝs ʇuǝʌǝ s,ɹǝʌɹǝs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ dn ƃuᴉʞool
W
M ǝʇɐɯᴉʇln
Hi
oh true
Heyy
real staff chat
hey timmy
I aint staff but still chatting here🙏🔥
🗣️
I HAVE ONE MORE POKEMON LEFT TO COMPLETE THE PALDEA POKEDEX!!!!!!
TIMMY!!!!!!
React for 500k bells that I have lying around my island
@upbeat trench how do you fall for that
bonk
falls to the ground
Hi chat!!! Happy April Fool’s
staff chat somehow
OH I get it... was so confused how I have access to the staff chat XD
Happy April Fool's Day!

Hi tomy stark
Impostor
I am bob
Hi Bob Ross lol
Hru
I’m good just bored right now, hru doing? 
What server

AH FINALLY
Do you know if you can find the mineru boss fight in the depths?
Like after beating it
Don’t believe everything you see/hear today 
Ok, well thanks then!
Cuz its mid/j
Nah it's a one-time fight
Happy April fools day ppls
@fair loom you know this is a joke, right?
I know I thought it was funny
W
Hi Bob
🥚
@lime stump
Fr it's so sad
gonna miss this community
Ik lol
sameeeeeeeee
rip

uhm why is the server being deleted:((

very sad
what happend??
Good afternoon everyone
??
Did you read the message I quoted?
no what does it say??
Click on it to go to it
i read it.. why nott
(look at the date)
Unscramble the letters in “I slap floor”
Afternoon Kimii
||April fools||
😂 can I use that
Yeah. I stole it from somewhere else anyway
Lmao
uh?? u slap floor
unscramble the letters
Unscramble it
lol it’s funny to hear that from someone with an egg PFP
Lmao the egg is off centre
I used the Instagram egg thing
Is English your first language?
yes..
Do you know what the word unscramble means then?
||A____ F____||
Means ||mix the letters up||
Also @past venture I gave you the answer here too
In case you weren’t sure how to do it
Afternoon Nickel!
Lol it happens
Hru?
thats cool
What have I done 😭
I turned an Easter egg into the texture of a really thick yoghurt. Just a bit stiffer
Idk how to describe it
what? 😭
Like a chicken egg dyed during an Easter thing or?
I microwaved it with milk and it turned into a dough so I microwaved it again and it turned into a liquid. Then I put it in the fridge for like 6 hours and now it's a weird fudgy kinda of consistency
Chocolate
It looks melted but it's freezing cold
Ah
Chicken kebab for early dinner
I just whisked it and it turned I to a whipped cream consistency
Guys what's dock in nintendo switch
It's the grey thing that comes with the switch. (Or white with OLED) That connects the switch to the TV and chargers the switch
Oh ty
HIIII I'm back from burnout. Is the island channels real or are they for April fools? Haven't opened the server in a hot minute
do you mean #the-island🏝️ ?
Yes that one !
NO im trying to 100% it please tell me ur joking
Wdym
i don't think it contributes to %
Hyrule compodium





