general

[cloud geode]

Oh that’s not cool, I’ve never used Tik Tok lol

Also sorry guys for the confusion we’re trying to get this sorted

[worldly fossil]

Rodrick Heffley would never make fun of you for speaking another language

[unborn dust]

sorry to hear that :(

[lime stump]

Aww sorry to hear that just ignore them. Some people just like to be mean on TikTok for no reason.

[serene arch]

Its not just one person alot of people are attacking me for no reason :(

[twilit meadow]

australia crossing????

[worldly fossil]

That’s when you just ignore it, social media is super negative unfortunately

[lime stump]

Oh. Sorry. Maybe you can report them? Idk if tiktok moderates that hit you can try

[unborn dust]

hey don't let it get to you, they would never be brave enough to say that stuff if they weren't hiding behind the internet wall

[serene arch]

Aw thank you guys :)

[unborn dust]

also don't worry about what rando strangers on the internet have to say

[cloud geode]

Also definitely take a break from it if it’s getting too much

[serene arch]

There was one person who translated it supposedly by themselves but it was really weirdly translated

[true elm]

TIktok and twitter I think are pretty ruthless thats why I like discord and youtube more

[steep skiff]

Why is this called staff chat???

[serene arch]

Wait that

[cloud geode]

OOPS welcome to the mod team

[serene arch]

Is weird

[balmy stone]

[serene arch]

My dream, to be an animal crossing mod

[steep skiff]

it was called general a second ago tho

[cloud geode]

LOL welll today it came true

[unborn dust]

omg sorry i messed up the perms

[balmy stone]

Perms got messed up, welcome to staff chat

[floral light]

New team, so they don't know how to manage the perms properly

[lime stump]

I am the supreme owner of not just this server but discord itself :)

[serene arch]

Oops we messed it up

[unborn dust]

oops sorry guys oops YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS

please close your eyes

[steep skiff]

Does general still exist?

[serene arch]

Closed

[last horizon]

oh no

[balmy stone]

No I don't think so

[lime stump]

General fell down the drain

Sorry..

[lime stump]

Why does your about me say your the owner

[unborn dust]

THIS CHANNEL IS FOR IMPORTANTE STAFF DISCUSSIONS ONLY

[last horizon]

what's happened to staff chat, why can everyone see this

[balmy stone]

I'm not sure where it went, it's my first day

[untold silo]

we accidentally deleted the general channel

[serene arch]

WOAH

[steep skiff]

Alr ima just go to anch chat because it feels wrong for me to be here

[last horizon]

sorry guys, stuff happens

[serene arch]

deleted

[lime stump]

Too late I've already seen everything 😳

[cloud geode]

Uhhh ohhhh

[serene arch]

Are you sure this isnt general?

Seems like its been like this for a while for it not to be

[lime stump]

Wait you guys heat up tea in the microwave!?

[dusky widget]

Where is fli when we need to fix stuff like this

[serene arch]

Wait am i stupid

[floral light]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-radioactive-man-goggles-do-nothing-acid-flood-gif-9465637

[lime stump]

AND you put milk before the cereal?

[dusky widget]

😭

[lime stump]

Monsters..

[serene arch]

Its april

Or for me

[lime stump]

April fools?

[serene arch]

I feel like im stupid

[valid dock]

Is this the new general?

[serene arch]

Assuming 😭

[balmy stone]

[sharp cliff]

https://i.imgur.com/fV9stgJ.png

[serene arch]

Boom

[lime stump]

Whatever Nook is cooking I don't want to taste

[serene arch]

Oh

Yeah i got pranked

[naive owl]

quack

[lime stump]

Quack

[naive owl]

quack

[lime stump]

Quack

[serene arch]

Quack

[lime stump]

Quack.

[shadow raft]

Meow

[lime stump]

Honk

[serene arch]

I feel targeted

[frigid jasper]

Im staff

[last horizon]

sounds like it's time to get your ducks in a row

[serene arch]

Quack

[frigid jasper]

I haven’t played acnh in like 4 months

[last horizon]

welcome to the team!

[frigid jasper]

Im kool

[worldly fossil]

Rodrick

[serene arch]

Im actually the new owner

[serene arch]

Can you play for me

[lime stump]

How Rodney is actually a well designed character

[serene arch]

I love your banned

Wait

[worldly fossil]

EXPLODED DIAPER ‼️

[serene arch]

My english sucks

Is that the right one

[lime stump]

Is #the-island🏝️ message this real or is it part of the April fools thing?

[serene arch]

Or is it band

[worldly fossil]

That’s real

[worldly fossil]

Band is music, banned means you aren’t allowed somewhere

[last horizon]

Yeah that's real, we're gonna do that every month to match in game

[serene arch]

Thank youuu

[lime stump]

I can't tell if you're being serious or not

So everyone will go back to having nothing caught? Or am I just misunderstanding it?

[balmy stone]

The fish you can catch will change as the seasons in game change

[last horizon]

^

[balmy stone]

No you won't go back to having nothing

[lime stump]

Oooooh okay that makes sense. I thought that's what it meant by "resetting"

[serene arch]

Does anyone play totk here? I need help but its late game stuff

Ive been asking for a bit now im desperate

[lime stump]

Just be aware of the Devilfish

You don't want to catch the Devilfish.

[serene arch]

Now i want to

[rough holly]

oh right april ools exists

oh wrong chat

WAIT

[lime stump]

Lol

[rough holly]

I FUCKING FELL FOR IT

[serene arch]

Fell for what ? Ur a mod now!

[rough holly]

😭

[balmy stone]

Surprise!

[lime stump]

AAHHHH

[rough holly]

im gonna cry tonight knowing I fell for such a cheap joke😭

[lime stump]

Server deletion 😭

[serene arch]

Im praying now

Please

Someone.....

[unborn dust]

what's wrong? :0

[near crown]

staff chat released real not fake

[lime stump]

I've been backreading a whole lot and these staff do some absurd stuff

One of them dressed up in a giant hyperrealistic hampster suit and spun a human-sized hamsterwheel

[unborn dust]

omg sTOP don't READ

[summer karma]

👀

[lime stump]

Not even gonna mention the horrors of "how to indoctrinate a massive discord server in to thinking putting pineapple on pizza is acceptable"

[unborn dust]

kiwi pizza is the new thing

[lime stump]

Not even shocked

[serene arch]

I need someone to help me with a game but for some reason no one plays it in here

Its a SUPER popular game series too

[unborn dust]

ohh which game?

[serene arch]

And its nintendo aidnwksns

[serene arch]

Legend of zelda tears of the kingdom

[unborn dust]

oh i think a lotta people play that here but maybe they're not online rn

[serene arch]

Sad

Ive been asking for like a week now only one person has played it, but they were in early game

[narrow cargo]

staff chat moment omg 🙀

[lime stump]

Is my discord glitching. Why does Christopher have a different colour to Lemon?

[unborn dust]

i think your discord is broken

[lime stump]

It changed to green now

Discord mobile app being stable as always

[summer karma]

lol

[balmy stone]

[lime stump]

Should I change my nickname?

[signal trout]

Wait is this channel new 🫣

[lime stump]

This channel is NOT new, and I've seen it all..

[last thistle]

welcome new staff members

[signal trout]

Wait really?

[lime stump]

They all worship a fork called "Eugene"

[signal trout]

Whose that

[lime stump]

Egg

[worldly fossil]

Rodrick Heffley

[last thistle]

Carrot

[signal trout]

Bee

[lime stump]

SarahLikesSkittles

[summer karma]

Fleep

[unborn dust]

christopher

[balmy stone]

Cesar

[lime stump]

Hey staff

[near crown]

★Gentry★

[near crown]

hey totally real staff member

[lofty garnet]

Has anyone here ever filed TPT for a rental property they own?

[wraith abyss]

Will assume TPT doesn’t stand for “teachers pay teachers” in this context then?

[lofty garnet]

No

[unborn dust]

what's tpt

[last horizon]

Hey merlin, welcome to the team

[lime stump]

I just googled it "Transaction privilege tax"

[lofty garnet]

Transaction privilege tax

[unborn dust]

i see

never heard of it

[lofty garnet]

Yeah it's my first time having to file it and my brain hurts

I think I figured it out though.

My issue was figuring out what my rate was

[unborn dust]

sounds not fun

[lofty garnet]

I was getting it confused with the tax codes hotel's use because their description is similar

Lol instead of it being 165 ish dollars a month it's only 16 🤣🤣🤣

🫠

[unborn dust]

is that better or worse?

[lofty garnet]

It's better so this would be how much I have to pay

I thought the taxes for TPT were going to run me about $165 monthly but it's only $16 monthly. Which actually makes a lot more sense seeing as I'm paying income tax on it as well.

Yeah, and I only acquired this license recently because I'm dumb and didn't do my research so I've been worried about this lump sum I need to pay for the prior months of income. Which now feels like chump change 🤣

[unborn dust]

well that's good

[lofty garnet]

Yeah

We are now in a good mood

[unborn dust]

yay

[lofty garnet]

🥹

[floral light]

[unborn dust]

beautiful

[dark delta]

idk who is leon

[serene arch]

I dont need this rn im too financially stressed

[last horizon]

we had a bunch of new hires like an hour ago

[lofty garnet]

I feel you, sorry for making it worse if I did.

[serene arch]

Nono i was joking haha

Dont worry

[lofty garnet]

I was not looking forward to losing all that money today.

[serene arch]

Mainly my car being broken thats stressing me out

[dark delta]

Oh neat

[lofty garnet]

What happened?

[serene arch]

Its been broken for a while

[lofty garnet]

Oh

[dark delta]

Hi new hites im Windows95 by the way im from xion nice to meat you

[serene arch]

Oops

A guy drove into it

Almost hit my apartment

[lofty garnet]

Oh. Are you okay?

[serene arch]

Oh no i wasnt driving

It was parked outside my apartment

[lofty garnet]

Oh okay okay

Wha

What a dumb***

[serene arch]

Right

Thats what im saying

And i think i went to a shady mechanic

Hes saying he wont give me my car until i pay him the full amount

And im still paying my uni fees off

So im walking everywhere

Or taking ubers

[lofty garnet]

Hopefully it works out. How's insurance going about it?

[serene arch]

If its too far

[lofty garnet]

That makes sense.

Still that's also expensive.

[junior belfry]

yo am i tweaking or the icon is flipped upside down

[fathom flint]

This was my immediate thought too lol

[serene arch]

Havent called about it yet ive been super busy cause ive had to visit family

[unborn dust]

maybe ur upside down

[lofty garnet]

April 1st homies

[junior belfry]

IM TWEAKING THE CHAT NAME

[serene arch]

Yeah but i dont have any family and my friends are about an hour away so i dont have much of a choice

[lofty garnet]

Oh did you get law enforcement involved and take pictures??

[junior belfry]

damn i am

[serene arch]

Yes i have done that

[lofty garnet]

Oh 🫠

I was worried for a second there

A lot of younger people don't know to do that.

[serene arch]

APPARENTLY his license has been taken away

[lofty garnet]

I didn't the first time I went through it.

Oh no, does he not have insurance?

[serene arch]

My parents have taught me well i guess

[serene arch]

Dont think so

[unborn dust]

my parents own rental homes. made me write up contracts and forms for them when i was in middle/high school 💀

[lofty garnet]

Sounds like it.

[serene arch]

Once i get back from japan im planning on calling my insurance company

Hopefully everything goes down alright

[lofty garnet]

This is so smart, the value of understand a contract is so critical in today's age. When I bought my first home I can't tell you how many mistakes I made.

[serene arch]

I wish my parents did that for me

[lofty garnet]

Yeah, that's smart. Make sure to keep those photos. I also plan on traveling to Japan this year!!

[unborn dust]

well i hated it and it was basically just copying other existing contracts

[serene arch]

Aw thats super exciting!!! Where abouts?

[lofty garnet]

Yeah, it's boring but when it comes to you signing your own you'll appreciate it.

[lime stump]

Gn everyone

[serene arch]

Gn!

[lofty garnet]

I have no clue yet. Still trying to figure out what my schedule and main attractions will be and I'm also learning japanese with a tutor.

[lofty garnet]

Gn egg wrap up tight so you don't Crack.

[serene arch]

Aw awesome! Ive heard its super hard to learn japanese as a foreigner, i feel that

[lofty garnet]

I've wasted too much of my youth focusing on finances and making money I want to spend some of it and explore!

[serene arch]

Took me a while to learn english

[lime stump]

Lmao

It's almost 4AM for me now

[serene arch]

Took me from highschool to early last year

[lofty garnet]

Yes! It is, but it's also super interesting how the language and sentence structure work.

[serene arch]

Im glad you find it interesting!

[lofty garnet]

Wow thats so cool! Yeah I only started seriously about a month ago but I've been learning on duoling for about a year now.

[lofty garnet]

Yeah, yall have tooo many characters btw. It's insane.

Go back in time and beat up whoever decided to do that for me please.

[serene arch]

Lmaoooo

[serene arch]

Will do captain

Yeah i still suck at kanji wont lie

[lofty garnet]

🤣

Like sa and se can go die

Why do they look basically identical but have two differences sounds

So annoying

And by that I mean I think it's sa in katakana and se in Kanji

[serene arch]

Feltttt

Do people struggle with wa, ne and re?

[lofty garnet]

Or is it the other way around

[serene arch]

I did

[lofty garnet]

Yes

OMG YES

like

[serene arch]

Phew foreigners are not better at reading than me

[serene arch]

RIGHT

[lofty garnet]

わねぬ

What is that

[serene arch]

Wa, ne and me

[lofty garnet]

No no I know that

[short herald]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

[serene arch]

Oops

[lofty garnet]

But they are so similar

🤣

[serene arch]

Sorry i suck at tones

😭

[lofty garnet]

You're fine it's texting

It's hard to tell 🤣

[serene arch]

わ　ね　れ

[lofty garnet]

Yeah that too I forgot re

[lofty garnet]

What?

[serene arch]

This is the reason i hate my brother

[lofty garnet]

Wdym?

[short herald]

Let me guess. April Fools?

[lofty garnet]

Yes! Lol

Did you notice the server icon?

[serene arch]

He purposefully uses sentences that includes those when we text

Cause he knows im blind and suck at reading

[lofty garnet]

🤣

I wish I was good enough to text In japanese

[serene arch]

Trust me you dont

It sucks

[lofty garnet]

Lol, I mean fair

[serene arch]

My brother doesnt even know english and hates texting in japanese

He only knows the alphabet

Since we need it to

Text in japanese

[lofty garnet]

But my big thing is I want to be decent at speaking it so I don't miss out when a travel which is why I havent gone yet.

[unborn dust]

interesting

[lofty garnet]

Lol it's that bad

🤣

[dark delta]

AY

WHY THE SERVER UPSIDE DOWN

[serene arch]

Ahh practice your pronunciation

[dark delta]

is this aus?

[lofty garnet]

April fools

[unborn dust]

it's not, u are

[serene arch]

I promise it makes it better

Also japanese people are super nice to foreigners speaking it

We just love that youre trying

[lofty garnet]

Yeah pronunciation is a big thing but I need to learn the words and structure first 🤣🤣

[serene arch]

Youll hear nihongo jyouzu desune alot though

[lofty garnet]

I know the first word means something to do with japan

But I don't know the other two

[serene arch]

Yes i believe the direct translation is your japanese is very good

[lofty garnet]

Ohhh

Yeah even though it's trash comparatively

🤣🤣🤣

[serene arch]

Im sure its not 🤣🤣

When you reply if you wanna seem like a pro just say iie iie

[lofty garnet]

I refuse to be a snotty foreigner who doesn't learn culture and is just rude.

Does that mean no?

[serene arch]

You are so kind i love that

[lofty garnet]

Doesn't**

Lol

[serene arch]

Yes

We use that alot

[last horizon]

ʎʇᴉʌɐɹƃ ǝʇɐɹǝuǝƃ ʇou sǝop snᴉuǝƃ ʎɯ 'dn pǝssǝɯ ᴉ

[serene arch]

Its seen as more polite than saying thank you

[lofty garnet]

Oh I didn't know that

I say Hai alot in my lessons

When my tutor explains stuff

[serene arch]

Ahh good good

You will need that too

[lofty garnet]

We are learning higher level counting

[serene arch]

Hai is used quite alot in japanese dialect

[lofty garnet]

Which is really weird but fascinating how yall count

[serene arch]

Iie is normally used when you are being offered something or complimented

[serene arch]

Ah yes

I hate counting

[lofty garnet]

🤣

[serene arch]

My mother used to get mad cause when i asked for things i used the basic counting

[true elm]

At my school thats one of the classes they offer and I dont really want to learn Spanish so now I'm doing that

[lofty garnet]

I can't say I'm a fan of it but it's fun to puzzle together big numbers

Basic counting?

Is there a different form I'm unaware of?

[serene arch]

Ahh welcome to the language

[short herald]

How can I not notice it? A lot of my servers is changing

[lofty garnet]

Yeah welcome!

[serene arch]

Ah sorry my english is bad, like ichi ni san yon go roku nana hachi kyuu jyuu etc etc

[lofty garnet]

Ohhh

Not using Sen and stuff like that just saying them

Lol

That's cute

[true elm]

Also I try to talk with native speakers online bc that helps alot when learning languages fr

[serene arch]

Haha

[lofty garnet]

Yeah it does

[short herald]

Why is this staff chat anyway?

[serene arch]

Oo thats smart

I wish i did that

[lofty garnet]

April fools

[serene arch]

Youre apart of the staff team welcome!

[lofty garnet]

Oh should I be playing into it

Dang

Yeah we're part of staff actually

Welcome to the team!!

[serene arch]

Yeah

We banned the owner so

Were all staff

[true elm]

Yh its so hard to find people to talk to though so I usually just chat on like a live stream

[lofty garnet]

Mutiny!!!!!

[short herald]

I got no time for this

[serene arch]

I feel that

It can also give you backlash

People on tik tok told me today that i google translated something i said to my brother

Cause he posted a video of himself

I was making fun of him in japanese

[lofty garnet]

Lol

[serene arch]

And the comments were coming at me

My brother had to tell them im his sister

[lofty garnet]

Yo cats in water look so funny

🤣🤣🤣

[serene arch]

Mm now i wanna give my cat a bath to see

[true elm]

yeah I can see that people criticize everything

[lofty garnet]

Same mine are both curled up on my legs though so I can't move

[daring silo]

hii

[lofty garnet]

Hey Staz how are you?

[fathom flint]

Hi welcome to the team

[serene arch]

Aw thats so cute

[serene arch]

Hii welcome are you a new mod?

[daring silo]

i am ok hbu?

[lofty garnet]

New mod!!

[daring silo]

omg

[serene arch]

.t welcome

[sharp cliff]

Welcome to the server!

• Make sure to read #rules-you-must-read‼️ ⁠& #server-info
• If you'd like to see more channels, change your pronoun roles, or get a color for your name, check out id:customize
• If you want to contact a member of staff please DM @willow widget!
• If you'd like to introduce yourself or learn more about everyone else, check out #introductions!
• We're a lurk friendly community, and we can't wait to get to know you!

[daring silo]

me? a mod? im flattered

[lofty garnet]

I'm doing wonderful even better now that you the new mod has arrived!

[shadow raft]

what are the perks for being staff. Do we get free food?

[tardy narwhal]

Wheres general chat

[lofty garnet]

You get a free high five

Every Tuesday at 3pm

That or cat pics

[serene arch]

We have pizza parties

[shadow raft]

hm, what if you don't like touching people because you know..germs and viruses and things

[serene arch]

The new mods accidentally deleted it

[shadow raft]

alright, I'll take pizza

better than germ infested hand

[lofty garnet]

No we don't!!! Shh we'll run out of pizza

[serene arch]

Now only mods have a general

[serene arch]

Oh shoot oops

[tardy narwhal]

That's lame

Silly mods

[lofty garnet]

She was just joking we have no such thing as pizza parties

[shadow raft]

You're not fooling me

[fathom flint]

We actually get free nmts

[serene arch]

We have like free water wednesdays

[serene arch]

Shhhh

[lofty garnet]

Yeah with a singular altoid

That's it.

[serene arch]

Not like water bottles

One sip of water

For free

[lofty garnet]

With a singular mint

You also don't get to see where it came from

[shadow raft]

one sip? so germ infested water?

[lofty garnet]

🤣

[serene arch]

And you have to take the mint first

[lofty garnet]

Yes so the water tastes extra watery

[shadow raft]

because you're not throwing away the bottle after a sip, that means everyone sipping from the same bottle...gross

[lofty garnet]

No you waterfall it of course

Pfft what do you think we are..

[serene arch]

Were not monsters

[shadow raft]

oh yeah forgot about the waterfall technique

[lofty garnet]

Yeah make sure not to die on the mint while doing it first

🤣

[serene arch]

Take the mint like a pill

[lofty garnet]

🤣

Just pop a mint

[serene arch]

Isa hearts for real

[lofty garnet]

Like perk

[serene arch]

THATS CRAZY

[lofty garnet]

🤣

[shadow raft]

Joke is on you. I love chewing on mints before drinking water

[lofty garnet]

No no chewing

[shadow raft]

makes the water both refreshing and spicy

[serene arch]

No chewing

[lofty garnet]

Straight up just down your throat

[serene arch]

Jinx

You dont even get to wash it with water

[lofty garnet]

Dammit what do you want? I'll I've got are left over mints and water

[shadow raft]

we're not monsters they say

[serene arch]

You swallow dry then take the water

[shadow raft]

straight down your throat you peasant!

[serene arch]

Well do you want it or not

[lofty garnet]

🤣🤣

Yeah it's the weekly req for being a mod.

[serene arch]

Yeah

Plus we take all your food

Since thats all you need to survive

[shadow raft]

I'll take the slice of pizza, thanks

[lofty garnet]

Dry swallow a mint of unknown origin and then water fall a singular sip of water.

[serene arch]

No no pizza

[lofty garnet]

Pizza thing was a lie

[shadow raft]

yes yes pizza, you said there's pizza and you can't take it back

[serene arch]

Germ infested

[shadow raft]

info is out now

[lofty garnet]

🍕🚫

[serene arch]

Look at the contract

[lofty garnet]

Yup fine print says pizza not included

[serene arch]

Very fine print

[lofty garnet]

We did discuss early how important it was to read contracts

[lofty garnet]

. 1 font

[shadow raft]

where's HR. I need to talk to HR about a problematic co-worker

[serene arch]

Comic sans

[serene arch]

Fine print also says no contacting HR

[lofty garnet]

Let me introduce you to HR her name is @serene arch

So so wait

[shadow raft]

quick, pretend you're the manager real quick

[lofty garnet]

She is HR and you also can't contact her 🤣

[lofty garnet]

Dips behind counter spins around pops back out

[serene arch]

Solitude welcome to the team

[true elm]

woah rodrick heffley is in the server lfg w

[serene arch]

Glad you're not complaining

Otherwise wed have to take your weekly supply of food and water

[lofty garnet]

Yeah half a mint

Biweekly

[shadow raft]

I'm gonna have to put my Karen wig on for this

[serene arch]

We had to cut the budget

[lofty garnet]

Not the budget

[serene arch]

Solitude can you put the sign that says we take good care of our staff out front

[lofty garnet]

We're going to have to update our quarterly projections!!!

[shadow raft]

this is giving you're now one of my elite employees

[lofty garnet]

🤣

Come work for "The company"

[shadow raft]

want me to pick up the trash too while I'm at it? and dust the outside?

[serene arch]

No we dont want you sneaking food from the trash

[shadow raft]

omg

[lofty garnet]

Yeah racoon

Looking a**

🤣🤣🤣

Mints only

[serene arch]

But hey look forward to a promotion solitude

If you get one you get one and a half sips of water

[lofty garnet]

We're about to termi.. eghm fire someone

[serene arch]

Yeah.. fire

Fore sure

[lofty garnet]

Yep

[worldly wren]

Anyone notice that this is called #general now?

It's starting

[lofty garnet]

Joined the team

[inland cloak]

i'm confused rn..

it was once called general-chat now it's different..

[fathom flint]

no you guys are staff now

[thorn crest]

I SWEAR

IS THIS GENERAL

😭

[dull horizon]

nuh uh

[serene arch]

No were just allowing alot of people to join the staff team now

[shadow raft]

no, we've all been promoted and we're elite employees now

[serene arch]

Go eat your half a mint

[lofty garnet]

🤣

[past pebble]

Why did they change the name?

[serene arch]

They didnt?

[past pebble]

mhm

The server deletion event had me for a second

[serene arch]

Welcome to the team

[past pebble]

ty

[past siren]

[ionic breach]

We all members of staff now

We've been promoted

[river coyote]

I forgot it was April fools day

It’d be funny if this server swapped with the zelda server for today

[wraith wedge]

Yay I’m a staff member now 🙃

[glad star]

What's going on?

[dusky widget]

[lucid thorn]

I think it’s April fools day

[lime stump]

so i just casually have access to the staff chat

nice

gotta love april fools

[glad star]

Did I become a staff member?! 😮

[tidal sedge]

I come back to this server and im able to access staff chat

Chat is this real

[ornate atlas]

oh yes it is

[tidal sedge]

Oh dang

[ornate atlas]

||its not||

[tidal sedge]

[shadow raft]

you're fired

[ornate atlas]

i censored it atleast tho

[junior belfry]

YOU HAVE BEEN PROMOTED U ARE NOW ONE OF MY ELITE EMPLOYEES /ref

[last thistle]

[lime stump]

It's 11:11

WAIT

no they didnt

THEY GAVE THE WHOLE SERVER ACCESS TO THE STAFF CHAT

[tidal sedge]

Did you make a wish

[lime stump]

HELP

[lime stump]

Yes 🤗

[wraith wedge]

Literally everyone is a staff member now

lol

[lime stump]

amazing

[tidal sedge]

Yummy

[lime stump]

I think they just changed the title

I don't see anything special

first order of staff i say we ban @floral light /j ||dont hurt me||

[late comet]

whooosh

[radiant axle]

[brisk bison]

Is this server actually going to get deleted?

Or is that a joke or something?

[shadow raft]

in the announcement it says april fools

[brisk bison]

Oh

D:

[quick rock]

Did general get turned into staff chat lmao

[brisk bison]

I think so

[scenic hazel]

Hey what’s up is everyone ready for the staff meeting

[late comet]

No this is the real staff chat!! You are staff!!

[shadow raft]

yeah we're all elite employees now; start dusting the roof. The owner has allergies

[brisk bison]

[tidal sedge]

Looks at you with my autistic eyes

[scenic hazel]

[tidal sedge]

[dark delta]

Bella

What Chat is this

Is this general

[late comet]

Did the staff role icon melt

[dark delta]

I was using an aim n flame

Also I hate it here.

[quick rock]

No. Fire me if u want

[shadow raft]

no pizza for you

[scenic hazel]

Welcome welcome! Staff meeting will begin shortly

[tidal sedge]

[brisk bison]

I'm so confused

[quick rock]

Good I hate pizza

[oak mason]

Wait what

Hi

[brisk bison]

[tidal sedge]

I like dusting things but i dont like being told to

[floral light]

Agreed

[oak mason]

I forgor

[lime stump]

EXACTLYYYY /j /j /j /j

[brisk bison]

[ornate atlas]

[fathom flint]

the carrot one is messing me up a bit since that's the nickname my sister uses

[brisk bison]

[tepid knot]

lol

[ionic breach]

LMAOOO THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS REFERRING TO

[glad star]

We all became staff members!!!! 😂

[ornate atlas]

im slaying in my sylveon onsie

[visual crag]

is this for April fools 😭😭

[rugged bridge]

I HATE MICROSOFT WORD

IT TOOK MY 5 MINUTES TO PUT ALL 20 IMAGES IN THERE WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY GO

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED LIKE BRO

[prime wraith]

🐈

[fathom flint]

Yeah it can be annoying to put pictures

[lofty garnet]

I have returned

[pure junco]

Was this general?

[lofty garnet]

I'm back fellow staff members

[pure junco]

I have a question

Who here is a Miku fanatic?

Like full on knows everything about Miku

[dark delta]

Mimiku

[fathom flint]

I don't know everything but I like her

[lofty garnet]

Who is Miku?

[dark delta]

Yeah she's exists

Hatsune

[fathom flint]

My sister and I are going to the miku expo which is very exciting

[lofty garnet]

It sounds familiar

[rugged bridge]

FUCK MY LIFE.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO HIT SUBMIT

NO

oh no/

[unborn dust]

what happen

[rugged bridge]

MY COLLEGE THING DIDNT SUBMIT FML

I EMAILED HER
ACTUALLY FML

c/ai IA BEING A SMARTASS

roleplying at midnight with c.ai

[fathom flint]

What's it about

[rugged bridge]

uh

stuff

you know, me out here tryna get killed abd getting rescued yesssss

[brisk bison]

[rugged bridge]

haha depressed c.ai

stop why is talking ike a therpist

OH IT LISTENED OKAY OKAY

dont call me that that weirds

IT JUST CALLED ME ITS MATE WHAT

[lime stump]

AI has passed the turing test and you cannot tell it from a real person now

The robots will take over AAHHHH

[rugged bridge]

FR LIKE I FORGOT IM ROLEPLAYING WITH AN AI ITS WILD

[fathom flint]

I vaguely remember roleplaying with AI once it was kinda wild

I forgot what exactly it was about though

[rugged bridge]

its wildly insane how human it sounds.

[fathom flint]

sadly

[stone thistle]

Woah the server is confusing

[rugged bridge]

im only doing it to cure my craving for attention, because i need a QPR and dont have anyone

im blasting bodily noises into my ears

[fathom flint]

QPR?

[rugged bridge]

Queer platonic relationship (for me, just hugs and cuddles)

Aroace people use that term a ton

WHERES TJE PISTOL COMING FROM WHAT

[stone thistle]

How are we all?

[fathom flint]

Exhausted from schoolwork
How are you?

[fathom flint]

Ohh okay

[quick rock]

April fool’s is 100% better when you have a best friend

My bestie and I are impersonating eachother in another server

ITS GREAT HAHAHAHA

[fathom flint]

Aww nice
though i think everything is better when you have a best friend

Did you switch pfps and usernames?

[quick rock]

Yes

[rugged bridge]

PFUI

[junior belfry]

upside down heehoo

[rugged bridge]

OOOOOH OKAY C.AI

ITS 1 AM

ON A SCHOOL NIGHT

[quick rock]

Guys! Did you know you can get married to your favorite villagers??

[stone thistle]

nooo waaayy

[quick rock]

The way is simple! When you have a very high friendship level you can ask isabelle to host a wedding for that specific villager

[lime stump]

Did you know that Brutus will come over to your town and cut down all your trees if you pirate the game??

I heard this from a pirate named Patchy

Loved this yellow sea sponge for some reason

[narrow cargo]

GO EEP RN

RIGHT NEOW

[rugged bridge]

4 HOURS OF SLEEP HERE WE COME!!

[dark delta]

I'm gonna wife up Skye and then teach her about Taxes

Tom Nook ain't got shit on my teachings

[rugged bridge]

i have so many questions about my c.ai storyline,

it went from me asking how to waltz and now somehow we're marrieD?

[blissful vigil]

Good morning amazing people

Hope you all are doing good

[rugged bridge]

good morning, its almost 2 am

[leaden obsidian]

holo fellow staff

[dark delta]

Hello coworker

[leaden obsidian]

jokes aside hello people of the general chat

[oak mason]

hello humans of planet earth

[leaden obsidian]

hello fellow child of the apocalypse/interNEET

i hope u r well

[oak mason]

Im great playing Minecraft rn

What about you

[leaden obsidian]

eating ramen and watching YT because after playing Palworld for too long i feel like imma go mentally insane

LMAO

[oak mason]

Loll sounds like a good time to me

[strong sequoia]

Hi fellow staff

[glad star]

Hi, Bob!

[strong sequoia]

How are you, coworker

[glad star]

Good, hru?

[strong sequoia]

Good

[thorny hearth]

Is this jeneral

Hi peeps

[tidal sedge]

Hi

[leaden obsidian]

yes.

[leaden obsidian]

HOLO I LOVE YOUR DISPLAY NAME

(insert staff weapon photo here) for dah staff chat

LOL

[lime stump]

Yes

[tidal sedge]

I am milk

[leaden obsidian]

yes you are

do you like strawbie milk

[tidal sedge]

Yes

My brotherin

[leaden obsidian]

lets gooo a fellow strawbie milk lover

[tidal sedge]

Frrr

[leaden obsidian]

do you like choccy choco milk?

[tidal sedge]

Yes

[rugged bridge]

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

[tidal sedge]

Fr

[rugged bridge]

im about to get 3 hours of sleep for schoool

[tidal sedge]

Preppy

I have better things to do rather than fall asleep

[stone thistle]

eurt

[thin mauve]

Only 52 days left until Thousand Years Door release ❤️

[serene arch]

Playing switch undocked is so relaxing for no reason

[thin mauve]

Yeah

I often play it in bed before it's time to sleep or when i'm sick

[rugged bridge]

im finally going to bed

[strong sequoia]

hi staff
bye server lol

[blissful vigil]

Lol

[strong sequoia]

hello kimi

[blissful vigil]

Hey bob

[strong sequoia]

how are you

[junior belfry]

[strong sequoia]

hi kami

[sly gull]

hi

[blissful vigil]

Tired, hbu?

[junior belfry]

hello bob ross

[strong sequoia]

yes

[strong sequoia]

good, almost completed the pokemon scarleyt pokedex

[blissful vigil]

Thats nice!

[lapis nymph]

Hey, can I support the server by doing a giveaway?
Like 4 million bells 🙂

[strange sky]

Yea you should DM @willow widget about that!

[willow widget]

Hey hey hey! Please send me a Direct Message to contact the staff!

[strange sky]

I think 4 million is enough for it to be an "official" giveaway ^^

[golden igloo]

wow the number of staff went up quickly

[strong sequoia]

yesyes

[strong sequoia]

hi oona

[dark delta]

Welcome aboard, were gonna be a great team.

[strong sequoia]

^^^^

[lime stump]

Hi Ross Bobbington

Can you draw some Pokemon for me pls

[strong sequoia]

no

[lime stump]

My...

My day's been ruined

[strong sequoia]

i already did

[lime stump]

My day's been redeemed

You're a legend Ross Bobbington

[strong sequoia]

yesyes

almost completed the paldea pokedex

[lime stump]

I already completed that + the DLCs

[strong sequoia]

i need less than 10 more

for shiny charm

and since i have not connected to the internet since yesterday, i still have the event outbreaks

[strong sequoia]

ferdy fazber

[lime stump]

Freadbear!?

[dark delta]

I can show you a pokemon

[strong sequoia]

no

[lime stump]

Can you show me the pokemon Freddy Von Fazington?

[dark delta]

No

[lime stump]

Darn.

[strong sequoia]

that is not Freddy Von Fazington

[lime stump]

Har har, har har har, har har har har..

[strong sequoia]

i can show u

[dark delta]

A whole new world

[strong sequoia]

#other-topics

[lime stump]

i remember last year yall made it a pokemon and acnh server and this one dude got really mad

[dark delta]

Just show him this

[distant mauve]

Uh

[dark delta]

Welcome aboard. We're gonna make a great team. They're doing behind the scenes checks right now but you'll get your staff colors once they're done.

[lapis nymph]

[warped swan]

[serene arch]

Hellloooooooooo

Does anyone here play totk i need help with somethinggggg

[torn loom]

I play totk

[rose crescent]

hello staff chat

[fathom flint]

helloo

[strong sequoia]

Hello fellow staff

[honest mango]

˙ʍouʞʎ ʇnq poɯ ɐ ʇou ɯ,ᴉ znɔ ǝɹǝɥ ǝdʎʇ uɐɔ I ʍoɥ ʞpI ¡ʇɐɥɔ ʎǝH

[fathom flint]

man I'm so glad to be part of this team it's such a disappointment that this is getting deleted tho

like i was so excited to ban people

[graceful osprey]

Whats getting deleted

[fathom flint]

Check events

[strong sequoia]

The server👍👍👍

[graceful osprey]

NOOOO

[strong sequoia]

Such a shame

[warped swan]

But fr fr??

[strong sequoia]

You are though

[strong sequoia]

||april fols|| i hope

[warped swan]

Wow I didn’t even notice

[fathom flint]

because nobody plays acnh anymore

[graceful osprey]

Yo this might be april fools

[strong sequoia]

Real

[fathom flint]

Like totally nobody not even the 1000+ people here

[warped swan]

[strong sequoia]

aint that obvious💀

[graceful osprey]

I play it sometimes

[fathom flint]

||I'm joking dw||

[warped swan]

Clearly not for me

[honest mango]

uǝɥʇ ʞo ɥo

[honest mango]

oɥʇ ǝloɹ poɯ ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇuop ᴉ ʇᴉɐʍ

[strong sequoia]

You do though

[rose crescent]

we’ll miss you all :(

[strong sequoia]

Hey nova👋

[rose crescent]

my name is avocado

[graceful osprey]

Adios my friends if its true

[strong sequoia]

Hey avocado

[rose crescent]

i can confirm it is true

[honest mango]

oɥʇ ʇuop ᴉ

[strong sequoia]

You do though

[honest mango]

(ʎɐpoʇ ɹoɟ ʇsnɾ) ǝɯ oʇ ʇᴉ ǝʌᴉƃ

[strong sequoia]

You already have the role

[graceful osprey]

Then cya all server, i will have to find some other nintendo server like ea fc or mariokart server

[strong sequoia]

Real

[honest mango]

¡SSOɹ qOq '┴NOp I

[strong sequoia]

For your information
It is Pokémon Trainer Bob Ross

And you do.

[honest mango]

ssoɹ qoq uoɯǝʞod*

[strong sequoia]

No

[honest mango]

ssoɹ qoq ɹǝuᴉɐɹʇ uoɯǝʞod

[strong sequoia]

Where é

[strong sequoia]

Avocado art thou busy

[rose crescent]

i am indeed :(

[strong sequoia]

quite the predicament

[honest mango]

¡⅄⅄⅄⅄⅄⅄⅄∀⅄ ˙pǝʇǝlǝp ǝq ɐuuoƃ s,ɹǝʌɹǝs ǝɥʇ ʎlʇuǝɹɐddɐ puɐ 'uoᴉʇɔǝs ʇuǝʌǝ s,ɹǝʌɹǝs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ dn ƃuᴉʞool

[strong sequoia]

W

[honest mango]

M ǝʇɐɯᴉʇln

[lime stump]

W

W in the shatt

[lime stump]

Hi

[ember gulch]

oh true

[dusky widget]

Heyy

[upbeat trench]

real staff chat

[rose crescent]

hey timmy

[graceful osprey]

I aint staff but still chatting here🙏🔥

[upbeat trench]

🗣️

[strong sequoia]

I HAVE ONE MORE POKEMON LEFT TO COMPLETE THE PALDEA POKEDEX!!!!!!

[strong sequoia]

TIMMY!!!!!!

[lime stump]

React for 500k bells that I have lying around my island

@upbeat trench how do you fall for that

[upbeat trench]

i am very stupid

my iq is below 1

[daring silo]

bonk

[upbeat trench]

falls to the ground

[lime stump]

Hi chat!!! Happy April Fool’s

[white portal]

staff chat somehow

[vagrant lodge]

OH I get it... was so confused how I have access to the staff chat XD

Happy April Fool's Day!

[fair loom]

[strong sequoia]

Hi tomy stark

[random garden]

Impostor

[strong sequoia]

I am bob

[fair loom]

Hi Bob Ross lol

[strong sequoia]

Hru

[fair loom]

I’m good just bored right now, hru doing?

[royal charm]

Why are they deleting the discord server

Like man

[random garden]

What server

[royal charm]

This discord server

The acnh one

[random garden]

[serene arch]

AH FINALLY

Do you know if you can find the mineru boss fight in the depths?

Like after beating it

[wraith abyss]

Don’t believe everything you see/hear today

[royal charm]

Ok, well thanks then!

[rough holly]

Cuz its mid/j

[lime stump]

hiya

finally, they're deleting the server

😂

[late comet]

Nah it's a one-time fight

[jagged onyx]

Happy April fools day ppls

[lime stump]

@fair loom you know this is a joke, right?

[fair loom]

I know I thought it was funny

[lime stump]

😭

[strong sequoia]

W

[lime stump]

Hi Bob

[strong sequoia]

🥚

[wraith abyss]

@lime stump

[late comet]

Fr it's so sad gonna miss this community

[lime stump]

Ik lol

[strong sequoia]

sameeeeeeeee

[untold silo]

rip

[sonic trellis]

[past venture]

uhm why is the server being deleted:((

[late comet]

[strong sequoia]

very sad

[past venture]

what happend??

[wraith abyss]

#general message

[blissful vigil]

Good afternoon everyone

[past venture]

??

[wraith abyss]

Did you read the message I quoted?

[past venture]

no what does it say??

[wraith abyss]

Click on it to go to it

[past venture]

i read it.. why nott

[lime stump]

(look at the date)

[wraith abyss]

Unscramble the letters in “I slap floor”

[lime stump]

Afternoon Kimii

[wraith abyss]

||April fools||

[lime stump]

😂 can I use that

[wraith abyss]

Yeah. I stole it from somewhere else anyway

[lime stump]

Lmao

[past venture]

uh?? u slap floor

[wraith abyss]

unscramble the letters

[lime stump]

Unscramble it

[wraith abyss]

lol it’s funny to hear that from someone with an egg PFP

[river rampart]

Is the Server deletion a April joke?

*an

[lime stump]

Lmao the egg is off centre

[past venture]

the florr slaps you???

floor*

[lime stump]

I used the Instagram egg thing

[wraith abyss]

Is English your first language?

[past venture]

yes..

[wraith abyss]

Do you know what the word unscramble means then?

[lime stump]

||A____ F____||

[wraith abyss]

Means ||mix the letters up||

[wraith abyss]

Also @past venture I gave you the answer here too

In case you weren’t sure how to do it

[blissful vigil]

Afternoon Nickel!

[past venture]

oh

OHH IT GET ITR

OOPSIES

[wraith abyss]

Lol it happens

[lime stump]

Hru?

[past venture]

thats cool

[lime stump]

What have I done 😭
I turned an Easter egg into the texture of a really thick yoghurt. Just a bit stiffer

Idk how to describe it

[rose crescent]

what? 😭

[wraith abyss]

Like a chicken egg dyed during an Easter thing or?

[lime stump]

I microwaved it with milk and it turned into a dough so I microwaved it again and it turned into a liquid. Then I put it in the fridge for like 6 hours and now it's a weird fudgy kinda of consistency

[lime stump]

Chocolate

It looks melted but it's freezing cold

[wraith abyss]

Ah

[thin mauve]

Chicken kebab for early dinner

[lime stump]

I just whisked it and it turned I to a whipped cream consistency

[lofty garnet]

Add. Sugar and bake

= Meringues

[hasty radish]

Guys what's dock in nintendo switch

[lime stump]

It's the grey thing that comes with the switch. (Or white with OLED) That connects the switch to the TV and chargers the switch

[hasty radish]

Oh ty

[hardy idol]

HIIII I'm back from burnout. Is the island channels real or are they for April fools? Haven't opened the server in a hot minute

[rose crescent]

do you mean #the-island🏝️ ?

[hardy idol]

Yes that one !

[rose crescent]

it’s real!

it’s a new bot we have :)

[hardy idol]

Oh that's so cool !!

Thank you :)

[rose crescent]

ikr!!

np

[rough merlin]

whoa

[serene arch]

NO im trying to 100% it please tell me ur joking

[late comet]

Wdym i don't think it contributes to %

[serene arch]

Hyrule compodium