birbs

[hard thorn]

birbs

[winged escarp]

WOOOO

More tomorrow:))

And once i figure out how to download videos from Pinterest I shall be more powerful

[humble flare]

Birb!!!

[chrome crest]

OMG BIRB MISSILE

[fading gorge]

FLUFFY BIRBS

[winged escarp]

One last before i sleep :>> (omg a video??!!!)

[hard thorn]

duckiiiiiiies

[chrome crest]

that birb standing on nothing

[humble flare]

A borb

[hard thorn]

pinecone birds!!!

and cute little birds

also, why the heck is there a ifunny watermark on that image??

it's not even a meme

[hard thorn]

what a cute little owl!

[humble flare]

Awwwww

[humble flare]

Where’s the daily birbs?

[winged escarp]

1. It's not daily, I'll post when i can.
2. Right here is what I have the energy for ❤️

[humble flare]

Baby ducks!

[winged escarp]

Can't really take more daily responsibility but I'll post when i find a good amount of content ^-^

You can post too if you want yaknow

[humble flare]

Ahh… ok

[winged escarp]

Two more because I'm not happy with how less content there was

And that's it, I'm tired, gn!

[humble flare]

Gn

[hard thorn]

@kind shadow birbs

[kind shadow]

Ty

@hard thorn

[humble flare]

https://tenor.com/view/flower-bird-bird-and-flower-birdflower-cutebird-good-morning-gif-26156823

[kind shadow]

🥰🥰🥰

[winged escarp]

🥰

[kind shadow]

My fierce brothers, RISE, RISE TO TAKE OVER

[humble flare]

Lmao XD

[swift stream]

birb

[swift stream]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-birds-angrybird-kinemaster-gif-21554349

[humble flare]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-rolling-chill-pet-adorable-gif-5424404

[swift stream]

don't let the birbs die!

[humble flare]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-birds-mynah-capcut-zoom-gif-23327639

[winged escarp]

BORB

[swift stream]

snacc

[winged escarp]

DONT YOU DARE

[humble flare]

Wat

[humble flare]

Yes

[kind shadow]

You reminded me of my deceased floof parrot 😭😭

[winged escarp]

may he rest in peace ;-;

[humble flare]

Cylinder boi

[humble flare]

Fluffy boi

[kind shadow]

❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

SUCH A FLOOFY PIBON

[hard thorn]

yoooo, banana bread!

[keen vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/birb-birb-review-bird-gif-21534601

[winged escarp]

excellent vibe, thanks for sharing.

[waxen temple]

I must see da birb in future

[kind shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/hearts-heart-love-falling-from-gif-20345490

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FLOOF BIRBY

[chrome crest]

birbllow

[winged escarp]

CROSSOVER EPISODE

[humble flare]

Butler birb

[fading gorge]

birb is really cool ngl

[winged escarp]

does this to u

[swift stream]

dies

[kind shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-no-disappear-sad-noob-gif-24308846

[turbid quartz]

birb

[kind shadow]

Bro listened xd

[winged escarp]

Me an d who

[junior crane]

https://tenor.com/view/king-shark-suicide-squad-bird-jamegunn-thesuicidesquad-gif-22066177

[humble flare]

Bureau of Intelligence Reconnaissance Drone - B.I.R.D.

[waxen temple]

The 100 message mark has been reached

[swift stream]

Danger indeed

[humble flare]

boi is so round

[winged escarp]

I made emoji art of him
🟠

[turbid quartz]

the chicken orb

[winged escarp]

WHAT WILL HE DO??!?!?!!!!???!??!

[humble flare]

From the depths of birb heck, he shall enact revenge on this mortal world. With the tears and cries of a thousand animals, death will rain upon humanity.
Hopping onto the tips of the mountain, he will watch as skyscrapers burn into crimson ash while nibbling on birbs favorite snack.

[winged escarp]

It's beginning

[humble flare]

The end is nigh!

or add on the meme caption

He float

[waxen temple]

The birb god watches

Deign the birb god you right in the way of birb, you shall be spared. Deign the birb god you wrong, you shall suffer in a way of the birb god's choosing.

Deign the birb god you a righteous keeper of the way of the birb, you shall join the birbs in birb heaven

[winged escarp]

Birb lore??????

[turbid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/adalfarus-adal-okbb-okbt-bird-alert-gif-23640463

[kind shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/npesta-gif-23339383

[winged escarp]

BIRB LORE???

[hard thorn]

birbs

[swift stream]

birb lore

[turbid quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF5kZxxqeZE play this while that image slowy shows up

[winged escarp]

Someone was mad enough to post a whole ass Pixar short to pinterest today, anyways I downloaded it. Enjoy ^-^

[humble flare]

B I R B

i loved piper lol... cute short

but isnt piper... paid? and this is pirating?

[humble flare]

lol

[winged escarp]

Fuck I sent my physics homework shit crap oh no

Welp, it is what it is

There is absolutely nothing wrong in duckies kingdom

[kind shadow]

🥹🥹🥹

IM HOME

[humble flare]

Omg….

CUTENESS OVERLOAD

[turbid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/birb-birb-review-bird-gif-21534607

[winged escarp]

Confy

[turbid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-dancing-birb-gif-20931615

[fading gorge]

birb worst edning!?!?!?!

[junior crane]

put it in oven for 15 minutes 400°C

[winged escarp]

Did now what?

[junior crane]

now serve ans

what in the hell is fjat

[winged escarp]

EAT YOUR

VEGETABLES

Actually don't. Just keep em around you'll get your vitamins from their vibes alone :))

[turbid quartz]

fruit

[humble flare]

reminds me of Froot Loops

[humble flare]

Lmfao

[waxen temple]

And what do you think put it there, what do you think made it? Goes on rant about humans also being nature

[humble flare]

birb + croissant....

birssant?

[winged escarp]

TODAY IS BIRD DAY DRAW A BIRD AND POST IT R I G H T N O W

[nimble valve]

is a duck

[humble flare]

Well, technically, a duck is classified as a bird 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓

[nimble valve]

exactly

[hard thorn]

absolute geniuses

[winged escarp]

Nothing can go wrong if you're angry enough

[kind shadow]

💀💀💀💀

[nimble valve]

still a better love story than twilight

[winged escarp]

https://youtu.be/-B01ZLQl3_M?si=NAzVK70o2ASeRJli perfectly normal baby birds

[nimble valve]

screm

[turbid quartz]

reminds me of what happend to deep fry #🦖-paleontologist-chat message

[dense canyon]

What forsaken territory am I entering now?

[turbid quartz]

You are aproaching the holy lands of Birds

[dense canyon]

Ah, neoaves, I see.

[dense canyon]

I hungry

[turbid quartz]

i already ate him

[dense canyon]

Oh.

Well that's unfortunate

[waxen temple]

No, just plain old aves

[humble flare]

:<

[waxen temple]

I mean not just neoaves, but all aves (I did not mean to insult aves)

[dense canyon]

Oh, well alright

[dense canyon]

Pigeon

[waxen temple]

Brid!1!

[waxen temple]

bibr!1

[kind shadow]

Bibon

[humble flare]

potoo

the bottom left one looks cute

[kind shadow]

🤣

Why do they look so horrified

https://tenor.com/view/chaise-vietnam-flashback-boom-help-gif-20770225

[winged escarp]

Extinction event looking ahh

[winged escarp]

Wait I already sent this before shit

Fuck

FUCK

[waxen temple]

PNIK BRIB

[humble flare]

I MUST DRAW THIS BORB

[turbid quartz]

more of those

[nimble valve]

egg

[winged escarp]

I'd love to see it ^-^

[swift stream]

the dude's a living bissexual flag

[winged escarp]

I think I could find a bird for every pride flag if I looked

[waxen temple]

Do it

[winged escarp]

Ya bet

What we're working with here

Our pride bird and trans icon,

Mlm and wlw solidarity

Bisexual+Omni sexual

Our asexual aromantic icon!!!

Pan poly and genderqueer :))

It's not 1to1 but I try

Non binary

Polyamory and intersex

And finally, demisexual or asexual kingfisher :)))

@waxen temple I did it

And it took me about 30 minutes

So now I demand praise

Oh I forgot straight pride one sec

Here fu you get a sock

[hard thorn]

nice

[winged escarp]

Here are some that I wish had a flag to relate to because wow. WOW. they are colour.

And 2 silly ones

I just decided right will be super straight. It just... Gives the impression of someone who clearly visits a certain website regularly and writes articles on reddit.

Here is another silly one. She needs a flag, ideas?

[swift stream]

Clearly the flag of bangladesh

[kind shadow]

So Im a straight duck then

Yes Im straight irl

Fitting

[swift stream]

The second one can be the lesbian flag

And second-to-last is an alternative design of the poly flag if I remember it correctly

[winged escarp]

Lesbian flag needs white tho

[swift stream]

Actually I just checked and it's the polysexual flag, not an alternate polyamorous

[nimble valve]

straight pride flag should be a sock

[winged escarp]

No but this is sending me

To Bangladesh

Cause I used to have a friend who adopted an abandoned baby parrot

And whenever it looked at me

All I saw was

🇧🇩

And it had a small red patch of feathers too

So the side view was just...

🇧🇩

[humble flare]

borb stickers!

[turbid quartz]

birb

[winged escarp]

Yooooooo so cute!!

[winged escarp]

Birb in my balcony

[winged escarp]

BIRB IS GOING CRAZYYY IN MY KITCHEN

[nimble valve]

eat it

[winged escarp]

I threaten them with that whenever they get too loud

Why does she look like she's about to pop any second now 😭

[winged escarp]

Update: SHE LAID AN EGG @nimble valve (eating or harming the egg or the bird in any way is not an option)

[turbid quartz]

what u gon do now

[winged escarp]

feed it. birds love rice and mustard seed, one the mom is away ill leave some for her outside.

[turbid quartz]

ok

[winged escarp]

WAIT DID I TAG THE WRONG PERSON

crap I mean @nimble valve

why are there 2

O FUCK THERES ONE WOLFYZ AND ONE wolfyz???

[humble flare]

omg…

[nimble valve]

cong rats

now pay for child support

[nimble valve]

you didn't knew?

there were once 2 wolfyz

i was so amused with the occurence that i changed my nickname to include wolfyz

we19 followed soon after

now both of those og wolfyz aren't with us anymore... i think

one left and the other one is probably abandoned

nvm both left

on another note i don't remember ever using the emoji 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💏 frequently why the fuck is it in my frequent page

[winged escarp]

It's god telling you you're lesbian

[nimble valve]

oh dear

i speak AEOLIC GREEK?!

[winged escarp]

CHILD SUPPORT?! THESE FEATHER HEAD BISHES MAKE A NEST IN MY KITCHEN FOR FREE, PAY NO RENT AND I GOTTA PAY CHILD SUPPORT??

||wow look at how far that word tilts geez 💀||

[winged escarp]

Homeless Birb in question with baby, the dad somethimes comes back with a new stick or bug

[humble flare]

that nest looks depressing… bruh they put minimal effort

[nimble valve]

it's enough

[winged escarp]

she's a bird not an architect

[humble flare]

meanwhile other birbs with their big houses

[winged escarp]

Girl I-

[humble flare]

proud mum

this channel is now going to be a timelapse of Blaisei's borbs raising children...

[winged escarp]

I knowwww :DDD

I gave her rice and water, she needs it as her useless husband is only bringing sticks.

[waxen temple]

Oh no not these fuckers (top left)

[waxen temple]

That'll be fun

[winged escarp]

Why what's up with those fuckers? (I'm Curious, you know em?)

[waxen temple]

Canadian Geese are infamous in Canada for being super aggressive, leaving droppings everywhere, and quite a few people make explicit efforts to go avoid them

Their the pests of late fall

Early summer has mosquitoes, late summer and fall has wasps and bees, and late fall has these landmine droppers

They also exist in the US iirc, not sure exactly where though

Probably just northern US

[winged escarp]

But fluffye

Behold: mother of two

[humble flare]

coo-l :>

[waxen temple]

I have not seen a single person try to pet a Canadian Goose, and for good reason: they'd fight back

[waxen temple]

Noicee
||Mother of more?||

[winged escarp]

So far two.

There's a really cute myth here, that doves always lay 2 eggs: 1 male and one female 🤗

3rd egg: Smerlexy secret option: 🏳️‍⚧️

[winged escarp]

She's not very comfortable on the eggs lmao,

She only leaves one in the morning to eat and sometimes brings back more sticks.

[humble flare]

day what now?

[winged escarp]

5 days since eggie 1, 4 since eggie 2. So about 2 weeks left till we have loud pink jelly beans

I wonder if Archie came from an egg?

[waxen temple]

I'd think so

[winged escarp]

She's cooing a lot

Coo coo

Its so relaxing to hear from my study table.

[nimble valve]

study table? what are you an ornithologist?

[winged escarp]

I'm in grade 12 you twat.

I didn't know not being an ornithologist meant I couldn't hear birds

[nimble valve]

i thought the study table was for studying birds or some shit

[winged escarp]

Homey if I studied birds for a living I'd have to eat the damn specimens to survive

[winged escarp]

Serotonin for you all ^^

[winged escarp]

Update: it's cold as balls here, and raining. Whenever it gets too bad we put a plastic on the outer part of the window and she seems to trust us more now as she didn't tear my face off

However what I find MORE interesting was how since she didn't leave to eat in the morning, the dove dad came back, gently nudged her till she left then HE sat on and incubated the eggs. He's better than most human dads??? EVEN MINE APPARENTLY???

[nimble valve]

balls don't have a specific temperature so...

[winged escarp]

Balls are normally kept at a temperature lower than the average body temperature.

[nimble valve]

okay... i guess

[waxen temple]

I'm pretty sure it's a higher temperature than normal body temperature, but idk
And I ain't searching that up

[nimble valve]

it depends

if it's 'in' then it's colder if it's 'out' then it's hotter

with this logic the body is usually hotter than the balls

wait why are we talkin about this-

[winged escarp]

Your not going to have kids if you keep them like that

So please

(should I... Censor that...)
(THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A WHOLESOME CHANNEL ABOUT BIRDS)

[nimble valve]

eh

science yknow

as long as no one acts weird

[humble flare]

whut

[waxen temple]

Anyways let me find a gif of birb

https://tenor.com/view/bird-drinking-alcohol-thirsty-gif-27077648

[winged escarp]

Alcoholic

[nimble valve]

viralhog 😭

[waxen temple]

Idk man, I took it from discord gif search "birb"

[winged escarp]

GUYS @nimble valve @humble flare

ONE EGGIE HATCHED 🥳🥳🥳

AND ITS UGGLY AS HELL 🗣️💯💯🔥🔥

Also window dirty cause it's next to the gas and we couldn't clean it because if we scare her she'll eat her child Neptune style

[humble flare]

lmfao

[humble flare]

that’s one way to insult a baby

[humble flare]

proud mum
happy cooing noises

[nimble valve]

that bird is thinking about putting it up for adoption 😭

[turbid quartz]

RAHHHHH 🎉

[kind shadow]

🎉

[winged escarp]

NAHHH SHE DONE DID LEFT FOR MILK

Jk she went to take a shit. Anyways naked baby time

[nimble valve]

"anyways naked baby time"
-- blaisei forgotten

[waxen temple]

Aw, beautiful little baby birb

[winged escarp]

the second egg hatched, couldnt get a photo cause my phone was outa charge

[turbid quartz]

aw

show us the pic of baby birb

[winged escarp]

Birbs now have white feathery jumpsuits

They have an irl name my mom gave em, but let's name them again!

[turbid quartz]

name em ponk and bonk :trollface:

[winged escarp]

Unironically??? If I suggested that to my mom I think she would've said yes.

Ponk and bonk :>>>>>

(I think I should mention here she named them tinku and rinku. Baby birds get the brunt of bad names.)

[waxen temple]

Ok no the preexisting names sound good enough

[winged escarp]

?????

[waxen temple]

Tinku and rinku are good names already

[winged escarp]

Awkay,

[nimble valve]

anglicized into tinky and rinky

[winged escarp]

Tinku and Rinku. sitting on them is actually their father, K E B A B

[nimble valve]

KEBAB

out of all names, they chose KEBAB 😭

[winged escarp]

no its like a stab in the back cause I named the mother ✨ Reshmi ✨ which is a common girl's name and the husband is kebab

[winged escarp]

Rando birb

[winged escarp]

Ducks

@raven nimbus hi, look at them

[raven nimbus]

Really cute

[kind shadow]

BIRB

[nimble valve]

is that a spy drone

[winged escarp]

Update: there was an eagle and it seems homegirl lost her tail in an attack :((

She was shook, I gave her some mustard seeds to calm down and feed the nuggets in case she didn't get enough. I'm worried if the dad is alive.

[humble flare]

big mean birb

And strange how a large bird of prey would go after what is essentially a pigeon that can rival falcons in parallel flight speeds.

unless big mean birb gone into her nest.

[winged escarp]

If big birb came here I'll catch it and turn it into a feast, and I'm guessing it caught her lacking outside

Big birb better remember who the real predator is

[nimble valve]

average day in india or something man

[nimble valve]

🤨

[winged escarp]

NOT referring to THAT type of predator.
I mean the chicken tandoori type.

[kind shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[winged escarp]

GOOD NEWS both are alive! Reshmi lost her tail but she's perfectly unharmed and K E B A B still has his tail, also the eagle seems to heve found food somewhere else

also by god the chicks are growing exponentially

[nimble valve]

that's what babies tend to do yeah

[winged escarp]

Sir they do not fit under you anymore

[nimble valve]

REALLY THOUGHT

[turbid quartz]

big

she looks surprised by how big they are now

[winged escarp]

My mom on the phone when thinking of what to order, standing in the kitchen while looking at the pigeons: Yeah.. I'll have a... Reshmi... Kebab...

I absolutely lost my shit. It finally happened.

[winged escarp]

He. That's the dad. The mom lost her tail in an attack yesterday

(dw tail feathers grow back but for now she looks like a ridiculous tea pot 😭)

[turbid quartz]

h

[winged escarp]

She's perfectly fine thankfully,

Before: egg, sit on nicely, no movement, no sticking out, no screaming and hitting
After: bird hell

[turbid quartz]

why they so fat big now

[waxen temple]

Birds grow

[winged escarp]

No I'm losing myself over this he looks so shocked like

[nimble valve]

one reshmi kebab coming straight up

[winged escarp]

THEY GROWN A TAIIIIIIL

THEY GETTING FED

op tried to get a better photo and he nearly killed me

[winged escarp]

She had to turn into a bowling ball to cover them up I-

[nimble valve]

grabs birb
throws
strike

[winged escarp]

Top ten things you and I are going to hell for laughing at

[winged escarp]

Also I figured out at least 1 is male

[winged escarp]

2 family photos 20 days apart

Oops I didn't blurry the second one don't doxx me

[turbid quartz]

borb

[waxen temple]

Borb big now
Also damn is that the mama up top in both? That's insane eagle damage

[winged escarp]

No mama is near the babies. I know because she always comes at night. And the damage is, look at her tail 😦

[waxen temple]

Yeah rip

[nimble valve]

blur it now

you still have the chance

do it before some random hacker decides to be bored

[winged escarp]

good idea actually, this is a big server

[winged escarp]

This is the funniest photo I have taken of them

[nimble valve]

looks oddly... "sculpturic"

so perfect

it lost all its humor in exchange for glory

[winged escarp]

morning sun does things to pgotos okay???

I cant help if they do ridiculous shit in the sun

[winged escarp]

Them: ◀️⚫◀️⚫
Me: 👁️👁️

[humble flare]

I wonder what they are thinking rn...

[winged escarp]

With how hot it is? Global warming.

[turbid quartz]

How to take over the world probably

[winged escarp]

GLUTTON

[swift stream]

It devours

[winged escarp]

They were sleeping, I was talking about Jalebis to my mom and they awakened looking at me like this

Them:
⚫▶️
◀️⚫

Me: 👁️👅👁️

They have also unlocked abilities:
Stand
Stretch
Yawn
Self groom
Beat up father for food
Look like pinecone

Which is a sure lot more than I accomplished in my life

[humble flare]

and that they may have a built in GPS for all terrain navigation in their heads already.

[winged escarp]

They trip over each other all the time, I don't think they do (yet)

[humble flare]

nah, that’s the motor control.

[nimble valve]

fuck i had my phone in full volume

[winged escarp]

Standing now

[turbid quartz]

they are evolving

[kind shadow]

What?

Pidgey is evolving!

[winged escarp]

Tinku almost attacked my mom today (it was about rice)

[winged escarp]

@turbid quartz @kind shadow They evolved into bastards

[kind shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[turbid quartz]

:despair:

[winged escarp]

They're going to fly soon, mom and dad no longer visits them at night 😮

[winged escarp]

Monkey

[winged escarp]

One flew away...

[nimble valve]

wait what

[winged escarp]

Yeah it flew away while I was at school

[nimble valve]

it'll come back right

wait ofc it does

[swift stream]

bye birb

[winged escarp]

I can see the gears in his head moving, Rinku you can go now! Your sibling and parents are probably waiting for you!

[humble flare]

They grow up so fast 🥹

[winged escarp]

empty 😔

[turbid quartz]

:agony:

i will miss them

[winged escarp]

I heard cooing outside my window :)) Go little buddy go!! I'll leave a bowl of water for you

Can't help but notice, the doves around my home are now twice as many

[nimble valve]

they come in peace

[nimble valve]

also does that mean we'll never see them again?!?!?!

[nimble valve]

is that emoji what i think it is?!

https://tenor.com/view/nooo-noo-no-scream-yell-gif-26307843

or

https://tenor.com/view/an-emoji-disintegrating-in-pain-gif-22507163

[winged escarp]

The little guy in the photo is tinku (or rinku, but judging by how it cops probably tinku.)

[winged escarp]

This one. Fluffy cheeks and small tail, black beady eyes of a baby

Frankly ridiculous and clearly uncomfortable stance. Yeah we'll see them sometimes.

[nimble valve]

well then. i'll miss tinky winky.

[waxen temple]

Tinku, Rinku, Reshma, and Kebab will be missed 😔

[winged escarp]

Huh?

HUH?!

😧

NOOOOOOOOO-
part two, releasing by God on god soon

@nimble valve @waxen temple I'm not free

[nimble valve]

yayyyy

[turbid quartz]

So is this season 2 of the blasei's birb encounter

[nimble valve]

are they new birbs

or are they still tinky winky with reshma and kebab

[winged escarp]

no fucking clue

[hard thorn]

wait, are these the same birds that you took picctures of when they were born?

[waxen temple]

Yes

[nimble valve]

did sirh miss this much

[hard thorn]

crazy

[winged escarp]

Femme femme femme femme femme femme

Patricio looks nice to talk to

[winged escarp]

RESHMI AND KEBAB CAME AGAIN???

[waxen temple]

Yoooooo

[winged escarp]

Y'all don't even react to my memes y'all just want Reshmi and Kebab 😭

[nimble valve]

reshmi and kebab news are glory

[waxen temple]

Tf I saw the memes and announcement at the same time, if I had seen the memes earlier I might've reacted

[waxen temple]

But this is true

[nimble valve]

front facing bird? angry birds

[winged escarp]

Reshmi and Kebab come for rice every day

And two robins (we call them bulbuls) have started eyeing our windows and balconies.

A pigeon straight up sat in an empty pot I had.

I'm a chick magnet.

[kind shadow]

👀

[winged escarp]

Hope you guys brushed your teeth

So goofy

[humble flare]

what is that birb

[winged escarp]

SHIT WRONG CHANNEL

I- I mean that's aayhhh

[raven nimbus]

Cats are one thread higher lol

[humble flare]

ahhhh… a “cat”

[winged escarp]

Black pawed widdlewagger bird

[humble flare]

hmmmmmmm

lmfao

[winged escarp]

Mhm

Mmmmmmmmm

Mmmmmmmmmm

[humble flare]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[winged escarp]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmooootherrrrrrrr

[humble flare]

moot*

[winged escarp]

Also you're all assholes. I thought no one looked at my memes.

[humble flare]

F

[winged escarp]

Well if you NEED the Reshmi kebab news to keep this active, they visited this morning. Yes they cooed and yes they are rice fu.

*ate

ATE

also a pair of robins started visiting regularly. They eat the rice as well and might fight Reshmi and Kebab

Or make a nest somewhere near by

[waxen temple]

I usually just have no reaction that is worth writing about

[winged escarp]

Me n my friend who hates it when I call her short

[waxen temple]

Lmao

[winged escarp]

There's a barn owl nest like 2 floors above where I live

I saw it hop into a crevice in the wall

[winged escarp]

Okay so Reshmi and Kebab aren't visiting that regularly anymore (duh)

But a bunch of small robins have begun visiting regularly for a bowl of water in the balcony

[nimble valve]

multiple uez toissonnap?

[winged escarp]

I said the first baby bird to be born.

There can only be multiple if many hatch on same day

First they need to build the nest

[nimble valve]

gr

[winged escarp]

Peacocks and their peachicks (video not mine)

[winged escarp]

Life cycle of a hoot hoot

React to my memes you little shits I know y'all see these ||(/jk but please atleast say "eh" every now and then)||

[waxen temple]

Lmao

[waxen temple]

Damn, now I can't remember what I thought it looked like before I saw the face

I think I thought it was a rock lol

[nimble valve]

furry truffles

[junior ridge]

Eh

[winged escarp]

Thanks guys

[waxen temple]

Np, I react anytime I have a verbalizeable reaction

A reaction that is to be put in words

[nimble valve]

doxxed

[waxen temple]

Holy shit is that a location with birds?!?

[winged escarp]

Fym doxxed I'm in your walls

[humble flare]

then go after em

[nimble valve]

have fun (my walls are made of molten steel)

[humble flare]

lol

[winged escarp]

Not anymore

[winged escarp]

^-^

[waxen temple]

Awww

[nimble valve]

i wanna grab

and squish

but i cannot because that would be unhealthy for the duck

maybe boop

[kind shadow]

MY NIECES

CUTE

[turbid quartz]

roundest fucking birb i ever saw

[humble flare]

that ain’t no birb, it’s a borb

[nimble valve]

orb

[humble flare]

https://youtu.be/OYaV7mTkwuc?si=NS-SiAcJewriCELX

[winged escarp]

ong

[winged escarp]

this is so mean 😭

[winged escarp]

He has returned (for our food)

Considering he was very comfortable standing around while I was toasting my bread, I think he already found a new wife!

Also yes, we cleaned out the old nest. It was filled with shit. He appreciates it anyways.

[nimble valve]

who that

[winged escarp]

Kebab judging by how he looks at us like we know him

[turbid quartz]

They are evolving

Why are they coming towards me

penguino

[winged escarp]

Be careful they can be talented scam artists

[winged escarp]

Why does his beak look like a crusty toe???

[winged escarp]

Boundless

Oops I pinged for all three didn't I

[turbid quartz]

yes

[turbid quartz]

they almost killed me btw

[winged escarp]

I just realised there's a childhood picture of me holding up two of them

Me holding up birbs ft. My baby hands

[waxen temple]

Damn

[nimble valve]

popsicle

[winged escarp]

100% GUARANTEED TO SUCK IN YOUR SOUL! GET IT NOW!

[waxen temple]

Damn, your soul that big?

[nimble valve]

time capsule concept

[nimble valve]

angry birds new characters

surprised there hasn't been ducks in angry birds

[winged escarp]

He's never mentioned to be a duck but he's yellow and his name is chuck

[nimble valve]

"Chuck (formerly known as Yellow Bird) is a yellow triangular Atlantic canary"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angry_Birds

[winged escarp]

To you.
I personally know the character.

[nimble valve]

ok ornithologist

[winged escarp]

SUDDEN UPDATE: KEBAB HAS A NEW WIFE

UEZ TOISSONNAP MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

[nimble valve]

india be li-

anyways new character

[winged escarp]

Well considering he completely dumped Reshmi after having 2 kids with her and then got the new wife (meet Tengri) a couple months later its giving 🦅Land of the free🦅

[nimble valve]

waaaaahia

[nimble valve]

who needs a nest

when you have WING

[kind shadow]

😍😍

TINY BABA BORB

[winged escarp]

Safe

Sopping wet hahahahahahaha

[waxen temple]

Aww

[nimble valve]

yay more birb content from blaisei pascal

[winged escarp]

I-

Also Tinku updates

[nimble valve]

tinku is back? since when?!

[winged escarp]

He comes whenever he rains but he has a partner now! Partner doesn't like me.

Also I know it's tinku cause he has a mark under his eye from his childhood,

[turbid quartz]

im still waiting for another bird nest forming here

[winged escarp]

They can't make it for a while cause owl threat, but probably this winter?

[waxen temple]

It's… beautiful

[turbid quartz]

New bird species dropped

[nimble valve]

waaaaahia

[waxen temple]

Please do not throw the birds or wack them with weirdly solid nets on sticks

[kind shadow]

Cute cow patern pibon

I love these goobers

[waxen temple]

Looks like it's yelling at something cartoonishly

[kind shadow]

Beautiful white dove

[nimble valve]

lots of replies in #1083167951043186788 but none in here? this is sad yall

[dense canyon]

A

[nimble valve]

when

update

ditch your errr college assignments

[turbid quartz]

we all need tinku and rinku updat

[nimble valve]

give us the update

[nimble valve]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791828356181000202/1324072212269105274/471284686_513553998399424_3336382678589859483_n.png?ex=6782af57&is=67815dd7&hm=1f1bc46645b25762f3331cab0660713ede3924a340369efcead3a6b8579bac0b&

stolen picture

[nimble valve]

THE BLAISEI BIRBS ARE BACK

THE UHHH BLAIBS

wait

BIRBSEIS

hmmm
ah forget it

[nimble valve]

is this one new?

[keen vigil]

is this rinku or tinku

[winged escarp]

Rinku rarely visits

It's Tinku

[winged escarp]

No same one

She watches to make sure I study

[nimble valve]

YOOOO

return of the tinku or something

anyways enjoy your studying

while a menacing bird examines you for your discipline

[solemn hamlet]

Bal

[kind shadow]

Mouldy bird

[turbid quartz]

weird looking fluff ball

[kind shadow]

BORB

[winged escarp]

Why u crying

[kind shadow]

😅

[nimble valve]

must be a dare

[waxen temple]

As someone who read the whole thread, not here

[waxen temple]

Mildly cursed, but weirdly uncursed as well
So blursed I suppose

[kind shadow]

CRO

Normal crows: KA KAHHH KA KAHHHH

Polish crows: KU KURWAAA KU KURWAAA

[nimble valve]

French crows: corvus

[winged escarp]

HERE IT IS! (this is Reshmi, i can tell because reshmi has different eyes from tinku)

[nimble valve]

momma birb!!!

we need a full list of birbs that've been on blaisei's plastic basket by their window

[winged escarp]

At one point a flock of domestic (ik they are domestic because they appear at 9 and leave by four, also they are FAT and unhygienic) blue pigeons trued to take over the window thats why i couldn't get pictures of the real ones for a while

[winged escarp]

But there has been around 5-6 doves in this basket,

Doves. I dont count blue pigeons because they are violent and rude so i chase them off

I mean there was one nice blue pigeon but i think the other pigeons used to starve it so...

[winged escarp]

Yooooo

@nimble valve name him

Or her

Idk

[nimble valve]

quadriceps

that bird looks like it's squatting so

[winged escarp]

....no.

@raven nimbus name it

[kind shadow]

Quashmi (ik I wasnt pinged)

[raven nimbus]

Uhh

Bob

[waxen temple]

I vote for this

[winged escarp]

...but it sounds close to squashme

And uhh

[nimble valve]

call it low taper fade

[waxen temple]

How about kashmi

[winged escarp]

Low taper fade

WHY IS THERE A SECOND ONE

@nimble valve mr president a second egg has hit the nest basket

[nimble valve]

oh shit-

call it wtc 1 and wtc 2 then

:trollface:

[winged escarp]

What a twist. Instead of the WTC getting hit with an airplane they become airplanes themselves 💀

You screenshotted that didn't you

[nimble valve]

i mean that's way better than calling them both boeing 767

[winged escarp]

Isn't it the 737s that crash

(suddenly a red lazer dot appears on my forehead. I do not care because I am the su

[nimble valve]

chat i think we lost blaisei

[waxen temple]

Dw she's the sun

[nimble valve]

EVEN WORSE

WE GOT NO SUNLIGHT NOW

[waxen temple]

SHIII-

Wait, what's that light outsi-

[winged escarp]

Update: borb

[nimble valve]

borb update!!!

[winged escarp]

She says she hates all of you and let her sleep 🏳️‍🌈 (can't find heart)

[nimble valve]

is this the new birb

have you found a name for them yet

smh L naming skills

CLEARLY the name should be xXxDRAGONm4st3rxXx

[kind shadow]

Flafaj

Srry spelt wrong

Flåfãj

[nimble valve]

blåhaj but bird?

[kind shadow]

Ayyy

[waxen temple]

Literally read as something similar to "fluffy"

Therefore it's pronounced "acorn"

[winged escarp]

GUYS BIRBS

[nimble valve]

WOOOOOOO

what's their names :3

[winged escarp]

World Trade centre 1 and World Trade centre 2

Or Jhinku and Minku for short

[nimble valve]

WHA

how does that shorten to

oh well whatever

[winged escarp]

The World Trade centres are fightingggg

[nimble valve]

is that supposed to be an obscure reference

[waxen temple]

BIRB AAAAA

[winged escarp]

1 dya old bebe

Bebe

[nimble valve]

pat it

[turbid quartz]

weird lookin dog;

[winged escarp]

Didn't have my phone BUT AWWW MAMA PIDGEY IS OKAY WITH ME LOOKING AT HER KIDS :3

the World Trade centres are growing up ❤️

[waxen temple]

Awwww 😊

[nimble valve]

the two towers are holding up well

[waxen temple]

I hope these two fare better than the original

[waxen temple]

aww

[nimble valve]

these two towers are so happy hopefully no plane comes directly at them

[insert we19wayto754 ping]

[winged escarp]

Speaking of towers,

There was a pigeon's nest (the blue pigeons) in someone else's balcony but it got attacked by an owl and the eggs got eaten. So plane attacks DEFINITELY happen, but fortunately here the grills are so thin even a pigeon that's fat cannot get through them. Much less a whole ass owl.

[winged escarp]

The towers eat

[solemn hamlet]

Plataño

[waxen temple]

Why is this goose so yellow? Can it not get that all over our sidewalks, unlike its shit?

[winged escarp]

Happy Holi

Birp

[nimble valve]

oh wow

today's a lot of days at once

[winged escarp]

I think they'll go today or tomorrow

:(

[nimble valve]

we'll miss birb 😔

wait do you mean the towers

[winged escarp]

tf the images DIDNT SEND

im raging

[keen vigil]

send them as a link through a website or something

[winged escarp]

Well fuck off the images aren't sending. Uhhh

[keen vigil]

Towers

[waxen temple]

Twins!!!

[keen vigil]

They are growing

[winged escarp]

They are very active today, mom screamed at them once ig she wants them to fly

[nimble valve]

mom really said hawk to her two children
ah

[winged escarp]

-# explodes your pancakes with my mind

[turbid quartz]

-# mah fuckign pangcakes

[solemn hamlet]

-# explodes your mind

[waxen temple]

-# my fucking

[solemn hamlet]

-# explodes

[nimble valve]

ok

[winged escarp]

These little shits are lazy wtf

[keen vigil]

I found more tennis birds

Not my image

this is from google

But I found that they can grow legs

[winged escarp]

The towers are too scared to learn to fly. Their mom made them sleep on the roof at night, (they were on top of the basket)

And today their older sister, Tinku, came. I think she taught them how to eat.

Rn they are sitting on the edge,

One day they must jump.

But they are scared of heights. They aren't as brave as tinku.

[nimble valve]

wait a minute the towers are siblings with tinku and rinku?

i thought the towers were the children of like one of them

[keen vigil]

Same

[winged escarp]

no, here's the tree.

reshmi and kebab had Tinku and Rinku last year. This year (I fully expected Tinku or Kebab would take the basket but Nope its Reshmi) Reshmi and her New husband had Jinku and Minku

Tinky also has a husband but lives near a mango tree near a temple instead of the basket

[keen vigil]

Intresting

What happened to kebab

[nimble valve]

oooo

otw turning this into a family tree diagram

[nimble valve]

got the milk

[keen vigil]

do it so we can remember

well so I can remember

[winged escarp]

The towers turned into planes and flew away o7

[solemn hamlet]

🫡

[keen vigil]

😔

Will you ever see them again

[waxen temple]

o7

[winged escarp]

Their mom came to eat seeds today

So, maybe,

During winter all the doves start roaming the area, presumably to look for partners

I'd see them

[nimble valve]

check it

[keen vigil]

wait what's the unnamed next to ponk

[nimble valve]

#1074209892312825936 message

[keen vigil]

Oh right

[winged escarp]

WHATZEFUCK

[solemn hamlet]

Bord

[waxen temple]

birb

[winged escarp]

There's an egg under birb

She's covering it now

@nimble valve update the tree.

@plain coral the birds

[waxen temple]

egg!!!

new birb soon

[nimble valve]

shat the fuck?!?!?!?

what*

[winged escarp]

I think its rinku's.

[waxen temple]

shat what???

[nimble valve]

shat the egg

[keen vigil]

why is orca pooping out bird egg

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-cringe-cringe-emoji-what-ew-gif-3295752925125371343

[nimble valve]

i'm talking about the birb not me shitting out an egg obviously

[winged escarp]

Update: 1 egg

[nimble valve]

nice

[nimble valve]

good news: i added it
bad news: i forgot the font

@winged escarp

[waxen temple]

What I heard:
"good news: i added it
good news: i forgot the font"

[keen vigil]

arg

[waxen temple]

Suddenly having comic sans is perfect

[keen vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/tamago-nananiji-nanabunnonijyuuni-help-egg-gif-14624644

[waxen temple]

This egg got lore before it even hatched 🔥

[keen vigil]

I don't get why people hate Comic Sans

it's a good font for me

[waxen temple]

Not that egg

[waxen temple]

I concur

It's usage is scenario-dependent though

Allegedly it was popular when it came into existence, then faded from popularity

[keen vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/yumurta-gif-4878167577462255677

This egg?

[waxen temple]

Two theories:

1. it became overused
2. someone who did bad things used it extensively

[waxen temple]

The egg in this photo

[keen vigil]

Undertale

[winged escarp]

Birb updates: birp

[nimble valve]

burp

[kind shadow]

Borp

[solemn hamlet]

Borb

[waxen temple]

bir

[winged escarp]

Tinku and unnamed, yk what ima name him. Gargle. His name is gargle. They definitely HAD kids, but I wouldn't know how many because the nest was in a mango tree by a temple. But they had kids.

[kind shadow]

@nimble valve reminder to replace the bottom left unnamed to Gargle

[nimble valve]

go fuck yourself

[nimble valve]

mmm okaey
i'll add the part about kids as a note

[nimble valve]

for some reason it took me this long to just figure out that the font was arial 12

i'm keeping the egg like that though

forgot the note lol

font info cuz why not
main font: arial, size 12
note font: bahnschrift condensed, size 8
egg: comic sans, size 12

[signal night]

Wat is this

[waxen temple]

Birb

[winged escarp]

@nimble valve suddenly there's 2 eggs and a dad (that's the dad)

[waxen temple]

basketball

[nimble valve]

dad reveal!!! what should we name him

[nimble valve]

wait this is a good name actually

[winged escarp]

He tried to rizz up Rinku (terrible) and she just got pissed and left him with the eggs lmao (I'm sure she'll be back. I've never seen such a strained relationship b/w two birds 😭)

[nimble valve]

mum left for the milk

[signal night]

who is ur mum

[nimble valve]

i was referring to rinku (the mum) leaving the dad with the eggs

[signal night]

lol

I see

[nimble valve]

aeg

aegs, even

[winged escarp]

Don't

[nimble valve]

nice cats

[nimble valve]

new tree

[nimble valve]

based on this

[waxen temple]

I think it should be egg and gregg

[winged escarp]

Bad news if they're born before the 14th their names will be chod and pod which just means fuck and ass (my mom's idea not mine)

[winged escarp]

Imp ^

[waxen temple]

HWAT

…unexpected

[nimble valve]

oh shit

would be funny tho

[winged escarp]

It's because of... Well the lore is older than I am

If they are born after 14th they will be Baisakhi and Phagun

(both means spring)

[nimble valve]

bisucky and uhm maybe not

also why tho

[winged escarp]

Okay now I have some time,

Basically the word for "winter month" and "fuck month" is VERY close in bengali and the woman who raised my mother (not my grandmother) was slightly illiterate and would often say "Fuck month" on accident a lot. The other name for winter also sounds very close to the word for Ass thus we have fuck month / ass month because my mom's nanny was illiterate

And now two baby birds are gonna face the brunt of it

Okay wait not exactly winter, like directly after winter,

[nimble valve]

awesome

[winged escarp]

THEIR NAMES WONT BE FUCK AND ASS!!! REJOICE!!!

[keen vigil]

Yes

[nimble valve]

yay

[keen vigil]

What will they be called

[nimble valve]

baisakhi and phagun

[keen vigil]

phergun and baìsaky

[waxen temple]

Is this good news?

I can't tell

-# by which I'm referring to determining for myself

[winged escarp]

Of course it's good news I can't fucking have my morning coffee while "fuck ass" are staring at me through the window

[waxen temple]

I guess

[keen vigil]

Whails birb tree isn't cancelled

Unlike basically everything she did here

[winged escarp]

ONE BEBE BORN 😭😭😭😭

[winged escarp]

Proud mother and her gooblets (they were born yesterday but I only got photos today)

[keen vigil]

Yay

[kind shadow]

NEW TREE LORE

grinku and flinku

Oh wait are there 3?

No 2

[winged escarp]

Their names are Baisakhi and Phagun. They are the kids of Rinku and basketball

And grandkids of Reshmi

[kind shadow]

Alr

[waxen temple]

YIPPEEE!!!

[winged escarp]

I love it when they perch with their bellies

I can tell they trust me

[waxen temple]

That's so sweet

[plain coral]

hoi

[winged escarp]

Hoi?

Oh they haven't left yet btw

[winged escarp]

And here's a concept for a shirt design

[solemn hamlet]

Would buy

-# (if I had money)

[kind shadow]

WOODCO- oh ye word filter

[keen vigil]

Violet duck

[winged escarp]

Birbs are violent

Source: I watch them

Violent as hell

[winged escarp]

This is generally considered abuse, and the fact that you didn't look for a truly violet bird says a lot about you

They left finally

Violently

Nest basket empty 🥲

[keen vigil]

huh

[winged escarp]

(cause yk, easter chicks n all)