💬-beta-chat

[turbid crown]

yay

[rough rain]

https://tenor.com/view/ah-shit-here-we-go-again-gta-sa-cj-gta-again-gif-20425950

[arctic blaze]

if only i ever bothered to finish the mesozoic valley

[near trellis]

Uh huh

So nothing will change, once I get to stage 28-30 ,

Easy answers 😁

[quartz sparrow]

Im in the beta but i dont see any beta content am i doing something wrong

[ornate rock]

The most recent beta disabled the beyond because it’s a “test production release”

[quartz sparrow]

I still can see it

[marble sluice]

I got an update in beta 👁️ rn

[teal geyser]

Show patchnotes

[harsh flint]

Like the cutscene 👍

[marble sluice]

Same as previous update.

[wild crow]

32.38->32.42

[marble sluice]

I have to progress fast hmm

[main badge]

Use 4x boost.

[marble sluice]

Ok

[marble sluice]

I am missing so many achievements lol

I should reboot the simulation now.

[turbid crown]

this is so outdated im now prestige 2 rank 30 in mezo

[desert meadow]

i watch 5 ads per hour

[desert meadow]

the max is 25?

[ornate rock]

Max beyond in normal game is 27, however earlier betas let you get to 30

[wintry patio]

30 in beta

I can’t really get to 30 rn due to production release

[main heart]

how do i get past beyond rank 27

[wooden sable]

The current release is a test for a public release so you can’t tell the beta at the end of this week when they turn episodes 28 through 30 back on

[main heart]

ok

[harsh flint]

This is still a thing btw

Just remembered it

[unborn crescent]

So I haven’t gotten the role yet however I am trying to get the beta role and I have started the testing. Is there anyway to actually start testing and checking out other features or?

[harsh flint]

The current latest beta version is a test production release, so while it may not look like it, you are technically still in beta

[ornate rock]

Just installed the beta with TestFlight, is it true that buying Darwinium doesn’t cost any money?

[ornate rock]

It is

[safe pewter]

Hmm

[runic orbit]

hello guys can you tell me in latest beta version, which is the current episode of beyond

[quartz sparrow]

well, it is 32_42

and I think there is a new one soon

[ornate rock]

in the latest beta you can only get to 27

[runic orbit]

but i am already on episode 27 without beta beta testing version

I want to excess 28 to 30 it is possible

[quartz sparrow]

yes, but if you have things above that

you can keep the progress\

[quartz sparrow]

it is not possible rn

it is closed for this beta

gotta wait for the next one

which is coming in like less than 12 hours

[ornate rock]

really?

will it add anything new

[quartz sparrow]

idk

in the stream like 21 hours ago

they said they will add a

[blissful gull]

Hi

[quartz sparrow]

`

[blissful gull]

Skibidi skibidi

[quartz sparrow]

.......

[blissful gull]

Spanish?

[spark plover]

Whail's enemy emerged!

[quartz sparrow]

is it this martin guy

[spark plover]

You guessed it

[quartz sparrow]

oh

y

how does this work btw

@spark plover

[spark plover]

Insert the level you desire, your current level, and the last one... just add 1 I guess

#🎮-bot-room not here

[quartz sparrow]

k

[spark plover]

Yeah those are all my past one-use accounts to gather information

[quartz sparrow]

oh

I thought it was ppl copying you

[spark plover]

You won't expect 8 people to copy me lmao

[quartz sparrow]

lol

or maaybe

@spark plover

[spark plover]

Bruh

Ugh if you wanna discuss more #🏠-general would be fitter

[quartz sparrow]

okay

[harsh flint]

CHEESE EVENT TEASED?

[jade surge]

we don’t need more events

[green gyro]

Guys how do i transfer progress in another device?does it save the beta?

[shy kelp]

I have a question can you get free puzzle pieces for being in beta

[quartz sparrow]

Yes

And those are called logins

Logits

[shy kelp]

How

[quartz sparrow]

Well

If you are iOS TestFlight

[ornate rock]

But you can’t buy logits

Only darwinium

[quartz sparrow]

No

You can

During the first hour of events

The special offer gives 50 logits

[shy kelp]

How

[oblique nova]

will Barnard’s Star b ever be added

[harsh flint]

99% no

[arctic blaze]

why are there lines around the space things

[harsh flint]

eveerything in the big box fits into the small box

[arctic blaze]

makes sense

???

your description makes sense but im skeptical

[eternal delta]

!kick 219252850717491201 hacked account

[terse sentinel]

Kicked .hidrox#0 (Case #3462) (user notified with a direct message)

[harsh flint]

but wait, theres moire

[eternal delta]

Oh cmon

!ban 1304154075645874249 scammer

[terse sentinel]

Banned hugo090537#0 (Case #3463) (user notified with a direct message)

[wild crow]

Heh, what a cute explanation

Feedback accepted

[umbral hatch]

when will me get more updates to the civilization thing

[harsh flint]

Unlikely anytime soon

[young atlas]

Wait a minute, this ain't Sirius

[high flower]

How can I join the beta. Within TestFlight app I need to redeem a code. Which one?

[harsh flint]

there is a link in #🚪-how-to-join-beta

you dont need a code

just use the link

[high flower]

I did but I need a code in the app apparently

[harsh flint]

try again

[harsh flint]

wierd

[high flower]

Iknow 🥺

[remote palm]

go to #🚪-how-to-join-beta and click the link

maybe it’ll work

[lyric fog]

hey im on steam platform and i got the beta but my game wont update or something it still in the version 32_42 what do i do to get the beta?

[ornate rock]

Why so sirius

https://tenor.com/view/jonkler-joker-gif-4939694494140375951

[frail sandal]

Good morning uk

[high flower]

Yeah now it says download

[spark plover]

"We don’t mean to sound cheesy, but we’re incredibly grateful to all our players and we can’t wait to further explore exciting topics together in 2025."

Cheese event confirmed 🤯

[spark plover]

Bro is going make a correct guess?!

[undone solar]

I camembert the suspense

[unborn crescent]

Wait to join beta do I need to uninstall cells to singularity to get beta or can I just get it

[harsh flint]

You just get it

It’ll act like an app update

[unborn crescent]

Still haven’t gotten anything

[harsh flint]

The current beta build is the same as the public version

[unborn crescent]

So no new things I can see in advance as well as no roles updated?

[harsh flint]

Beta has nothing to do with roles

Post screenshots of your progress in #🏆-share-your-prestige and the mods should give you roles

[unborn crescent]

Ohhh okay

Thank you sooo muchhhh

[hushed star]

Tbh the ai event is one of my new favs

[winged steppe]

HEYA 😋

[formal torrent]

I haven't played in awhile. Is darwinium still free on iOS for beta testing?

[spark plover]

Yes

[formal torrent]

Gracias

[marble sluice]

Same

[pliant beacon]

Hi I’m new
How do I become beta tester

?

[spark plover]

See https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/1200105190896975902 for more information

[pliant beacon]

I did it and it kept saying I’m not

[spark plover]

Look above the channel

At the top of*

Wait you mean you did at the top-

[pliant beacon]

I’m on iOS so I already got TestFlight
I already downloaded the beta game
I submitted my player id but it just kept saying I’m not with a 😦

[spark plover]

Oh

Eh

Idk about this one

[pliant beacon]

Like this

[viral dragon]

the latest beta is the same version as the store one (32.42). Once we release a beta-exclusive version, you will be able to get the role.

[pliant beacon]

Ok I get it now thanks

[wild crow]

Mmm Plague event

[unborn crescent]

You know when this will be released? or a rough estimate?

[harsh flint]

Friday

Betas (almost) always come on Fridays

[unborn crescent]

I hope this beta update finally allows me to go into more depth on new features

As of right now it’s just like the normal gameplay

[harsh flint]

It will don’t worry

Beyond 28-30 will be active

And I think we might be getting a cheese event

[unborn crescent]

I assume after 30 it will be like Mesozoic and have a prestige system

[ornate rock]

Until NASA discovers more stuff, probably

[unborn crescent]

Aw

What a shame

I would really like to see more stuff

The beyond is one of my favorite

I love seeing the planets and how beautiful it is

[teal geyser]

I hope the next beta is about the new Reality Engine overhaul

Beyond content and Civ content have been paused

We've already done a beta test of a new event

Highest chance is perhaps a Reality Engine upgrade

So with that in mind, who wants to speculate on what this potential beta might have?

[harsh flint]

Cheese

[teal geyser]

yay

Lemme post the screenshot first

The above is what interests me most, and the two currencies

Idea Module: 'Unlocks the Tree of Ideas'

Perhaps Reality Engine will be available to players way sooner?

Most ambitious theory is that this is a new game mechanic

or tree

or just seperate from the Civ tree

But that's too optimistic IMO

[fluid wadi]

What I would want with the reality engine overhaul is instead of stuff like the simulation runs faster, I would want like extra generators and nodes like for example, for the primary system there could be plants, amphibians, and arthropods. All things that where in roadmaps that they could just slide in. Maybe for Mesozoic valley there could be other extinct animals that aren’t really considered “dinosaurs”. Idk what they could do for the beyond or explore events though. Even though I’m confident this is probably not what will happen, this is what I would want in a perfect world.

[teal geyser]

Last message before next CTS beta is released (I hope)

[harsh flint]

they usually come out around 4:30 pm new york time

[shy kelp]

How to get free puzzle pieces

[spark plover]

Logits? From exploration requirements only

[vapid hamlet]

E

[vapid hamlet]

Is this coming in next beta?

[harsh flint]

I doubt it

[vapid hamlet]

I hope

[ornate rock]

When is the new beta

[harsh flint]

Today

Exact time unknown

I’m guessing in about 7 hours

[near trellis]

I'd assume it's normal that U See the counter for resources now?

[true nimbus]

what are prestiges ?

[near trellis]

The amount of times U reached lvl 50 in the dino tale, reach it a first time and it will start the first prestige rank.

The golden 7 on the Dino icon in my clip means that I for example reached it 7 times already

[spice plume]

In the latest disc stream they said amphibians, plants and arthropods may be future updates so.... yeah.

[ornate rock]

A plants tree would be epic

[harsh flint]

Yes

They changed that a while ago

[near trellis]

Never noticed xd

Maybe cuz I don't spend too much time in the main Sim since it's maxed

How to get the last speed run badge for the main Sim ?

[harsh flint]

Get singularity under 3 minutes

[ornate rock]

(easy)

[wispy spoke]

I started playing the game today. does anyone got tips

[ornate rock]

Use Darwinium codes for some help 👍

[wispy spoke]

what are those codes

[wispy spoke]

...

[ornate rock]

#🎭-semblance message

[wispy spoke]

thanks

[teal geyser]

Last message before new beta is released (I hope)

[fluid wadi]

Not anymore

[teal geyser]

nah

[ornate rock]

Quotch

[teal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-gif-2678266079584865353

I will win this challenge

Five minutes left (I hope)

[eternal delta]

Hmm

[teal geyser]

Mod has arrived

3 minutes now

[eternal delta]

Yup

[teal geyser]

yay

(I'm still gonna win)

[eternal delta]

!ban 1315052880939716684 scammer

[terse sentinel]

Banned jansondonald#0 (Case #3479) (user notified with a direct message)

[eternal delta]

lmao

[teal geyser]

Did it so fast I didn't even see it!

Literally RDR2 Dead-Eye

[eternal delta]

I said I'll work on my speed lol

Gotta be better than drako lol

[teal geyser]

real (I have no idea what to say)

[eternal delta]

You're just saying anything to be the last message

[teal geyser]

yeah

[eternal delta]

Knew it

[teal geyser]

[harsh flint]

I said roughly

It’s not exactly 4:30 every time

It can vary by hours

[teal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-12756433236776117962

[eternal delta]

Yeah, that's true

[teal geyser]

Alright

Time to camp this channel out

[harsh flint]

I feel like camping patch notes would be better

[eternal delta]

Yeah

Since they're writing now

[harsh flint]

Because they’re posted before cells support’s announcement

[eternal delta]

Yup

[teal geyser]

RELEASED

Now

[eternal delta]

Last message lol

[teal geyser]

JUST NOW HOLY

[harsh flint]

IT IS A CHEESE EVENT

I KNEW IT

[teal geyser]

It's another event

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-building-fall-woodz-gif-24715383

[harsh flint]

-# civilization when

[teal geyser]

never

[harsh flint]

Eventually

[teal geyser]

alr

[harsh flint]

Well they did cancel metabit tuning so you never know

[teal geyser]

So...

How's ur day?

[harsh flint]

Fine

I guess

[teal geyser]

alr

[harsh flint]

Just finished school

[teal geyser]

That's nice to hear

[harsh flint]

Man the lactose intolerant are gonna hate this event

[teal geyser]

[harsh flint]

Plot twist: cells support is waiting for us to stop talking before sending the announcement

[teal geyser]

They might give a content warning for Lactose Intolerant individuals /j

[harsh flint]

Nah

[teal geyser]

alr

[eternal delta]

That would be funny lol

[teal geyser]

real

[harsh flint]

Hopefully we don’t get any events that need content warnings

[teal geyser]

ye

[viral dragon]

Hello <@&1109405747126730792>s! We got a new event in beta (32.68) for you!! And hopefully you are hungry, because it's all about cheese!🧀 . Event will start tomorrow.

Update should be available now for steam players and coming later tonight for mobile. Thank you for your support!

[teal geyser]

I WAS LAST MESSAGE, LET"S GO

[harsh flint]

Cheese…

[winged steppe]

LETS GO

[terse delta]

🧀

[amber furnace]

Cheeese

[teal geyser]

Chat party NOW

[harsh flint]

No

[viral dragon]

We got options for them too 😉

[teal geyser]

yes

[harsh flint]

bread event

[teal geyser]

Other beta content BESIDES cheese event!?!?!?!?

[shell kraken]

Loved seeing you all catch onto the cheesey hints we've been dropping

[harsh flint]

Nah this beta is just cheese

[harsh flint]

Wait there was more than one??

I only saw the cheese emoji in the patch notes last week

[lucid beacon]

Bro I have an orchestra recital tomorrow morning from 8:50-4:00😭

[eternal delta]

@harsh flint

[harsh flint]

Where is this quote from

[teal geyser]

NGL, I was kinda hoping for some other sorts of beta content, but a new event is still pog

[shell kraken]

https://www.reddit.com/r/CellToSingularity/comments/1idpl9e/dissect_the_mechanical_brain_in_explore/

[harsh flint]

This makes three updates in a row that are events

[shell kraken]

Electrorus was on it

[harsh flint]

Ohh the ai event release patch notes

Why are event patch notes not posted in discord 🤔

[teal geyser]

666 Event streak confirmed

/j

[shell kraken]

We post the link in the announcements channel, but it is true you have to travel to reddit

[eternal delta]

@spark plover Even devs use Electro instead of Electo, see? lol

[shell kraken]

Dang I triple checked because I had a feeling I'd make a typo lol

[teal geyser]

Wonder what the next beta patch notes are gonna be like

[harsh flint]

Probably cheese event improvements

[eternal delta]

New patch notes just got released and you're thinking about the next one already lol

[rough rain]

How the hell did I join the server before one of the devs

That dev being Andrew

[harsh flint]

Andrew is fairly new to the team

[rough rain]

Oh alr

Or even the app in general xd

[harsh flint]

Not to be confused with Andrew, the lead developer

[eternal delta]

Most of us joined here earlier lol

[harsh flint]

There are two Andrews on the computer lunch team I believe

[shell kraken]

Very true, I joined the team officially in September 2023

[rough rain]

Oh

Tbh doesnt feel like it

[eternal delta]

When you're talking like this, I ain't suprised some people thought you're a cts dev too lol

[shell kraken]

In office they call me T so we don't get confused

[harsh flint]

Ok T

[rough rain]

Backup Andrew

[eternal delta]

I like the second one

[harsh flint]

I am just knowledgeable 🧠

[rough rain]

If main Andrew is off sick or something

[harsh flint]

There’s also two emilies, but that’s basically common knowledge if you’ve seen any of the live streams

[shell kraken]

The Em & Em show

[rough rain]

Ye ik theres 2 Ems but didnt realise there were 2 Andrews

[harsh flint]

Me when

[rough rain]

I reckon ur nick should be AndrewJoestar

Or JoDrewJoestar (so it can make JoJo)

[eternal delta]

@harsh flint Oh, I shared your coggle screenshot about the teaser on reddit, hope it's fine lol

[ornate rock]

Oh my goh, new beta

[harsh flint]

The mod named jojo:

[shell kraken]

I am very down for this lol

[harsh flint]

Yeah I saw

It’s fine

[rough rain]

Pov u do something bad in the server:

https://tenor.com/view/star-platinum-gif-18007371

[ornate rock]

Wait is the new stuff actually out or

[eternal delta]

It's more like 2 mods fighting who will be first

[eternal delta]

Tomorrow

[rough rain]

Oh then its this

https://tenor.com/view/the-world-star-platinum-ora-vs-muda-jotaro-dio-gif-17484299

[ornate rock]

Ah ok

[rough rain]

Hol up

Jjba event when

[harsh flint]

What’s jiba

[rough rain]

Jojos Bizarre adventure

[jade surge]

my thoughts on new beta: 👎

[harsh flint]

are you lactose-intolerant

[teal geyser]

understandable

[jade surge]

yeah we already have like idk 30 events that manly have just the theme as a difference, i was hoping for something other than an event, it seems as if the devs are just doing events because all it takes is to copy paste them and change the theme

[vapid hamlet]

When is cheese event starting

In how many hours

[jade surge]

have you not tried opening your game?

[fluid wadi]

I don’t really like the events that much

I would rather them just update the already existing stuff

[eternal delta]

Tbh, to make a good looking event, they gotta work on it, and research info etc.

It's not that simple as copy and paste

[harsh flint]

-# tuning is hard

-# i know from experience

[remote palm]

Cheese

[vapid hamlet]

Can’t rn

[weak apex]

I wouldn't mind the constant stream of events so much if there was rhyme or reason to it, but it increasingly feels as if they're just churning these out as placeholder beta content whilst working behind the scenes on bigger improvements

Which is obv great

Just saying I would be ok with a break from weekly beta releases or smaller QoL updates than new events all the time

Just my opinion though

[main badge]

👍

[vapid hamlet]

what even is stake

[spark plover]

Dev calling me Electrorus is one of the both fascinating and sad moments for me

[wintry patio]

Y’all is this normal. The entire beyond, logit, and meso buffs have TBD on them

[spark plover]

Shouldn't be normal

Try to report this bug in #1010249890414202880

Wait this is beta chat maybe #1200105153014014074

[ornate rock]

Why does every generator from beyond 28 onwards use the same card images as Alpha Centauri

[spark plover]

Because there're no proper images for them yet

[umbral solstice]

Yay, cheese

[turbid crown]

chesburger

[harsh flint]

Placeholders

[teal geyser]

Cheese Event is about to start

[harsh flint]

Got the second badge

[vapid hamlet]

Cheese event so cool!

[harsh flint]

no way they have music already

[topaz thorn]

(me imagining what music would go with an exploration about 🧀 ...)

[harsh flint]

silly famr music

think accordian

[lilac condor]

i think i beat chesse first

in 17:28 in my timezone

[teal geyser]

Spelling mistake alert!

[harsh flint]

referred?

[teal geyser]

It should say 'referred' instead of 'reffered'

[harsh flint]

yeah

[teal geyser]

Yes Colin Dev man

This event seems to be surprisingly balanced

For a first iteration

[harsh flint]

eh the milk generator seems too slow

[teal geyser]

ye

The simplicity of this Event seems to suggest that the devs are putting more of their attention onto a bigger project...

Doesn't have any special gimmicks, is pretty normal

[harsh flint]

i mean there isnt much special you can do with cheese

[teal geyser]

I think this'll be the last Event before they add some other content (like the Reality Enginer Overhaul)

[harsh flint]

hopefully

[teal geyser]

Yes, even the topic of the Event itself suggests bigger things going on behind the scenes

I assume it's placeholder content while the devs work on bigger content drops

[harsh flint]

im surprised the ydidnt make this into a mini-event

[teal geyser]

Which is pog

[harsh flint]

like cryptids

its too specific to be a whole full-size event

[teal geyser]

Real (also Cryptid Event rereun when)

[teal geyser]

Ye

[harsh flint]

-# october

[teal geyser]

Although they did make an entire Event out of TEA

[harsh flint]

hm

[teal geyser]

NOOOOO

Didn't the devs mention something about 'Spooky Summer' in their latest livestream though?

[harsh flint]

i dont think so

[teal geyser]

I asked the question about when the Cryptid Event will come back, and they said that it MIGHT return in summer

[teal geyser]

Lemme find the timestamp

Alr I found it

It starts from 49:10

That's when they answer my question (CTSgamer12345 is me)

Got the first badge

Said 'ew gross'

Peak writing

https://tenor.com/view/writing-fire-gif-523038869044733220

[harsh flint]

i love placeholder text

[teal geyser]

real

[harsh flint]

Cheese?
Cheese.
Cheese!

[teal geyser]

Can I say something honest about this beta to you?

[harsh flint]

sure

[teal geyser]

NGL, when they revealed yesterday that this beta would be about a Cheese Event, I was kinda disappointed

Although I still like the event

[harsh flint]

yeah me too

[teal geyser]

I'm perfectly okay if it's only just placeholder content while they work on bigger things, but three events in a row is REALLY stretching my patience, even though I'm okay with letting the devs cook for weeks before letting us feast.

[harsh flint]

imagine if the cheese event premiered on april 1st

[teal geyser]

real

A big flaw in the event is that the milk generator is slow

Even with 4x boost and autoclicker

How do people even survive without 4x boost?

[harsh flint]

they dont

also this event seems extremely linear

you never have more thna 1 or 2 nodes availble to purchase at once

[teal geyser]

I think 'from' should be removed in the sentence before the ':'

[copper crown]

I think either removing "with" or "from" can make it grammatically correct, though i'd prefer to remove "from"

[harsh flint]

Whee

[rustic verge]

are bacteria and rennet reason why taste so bad, because i remember i've tasted specific type of cheese like a vomit

rennet is a enzyme made from vomit of cow stomach

[wintry patio]

I though this was about cheese.

[harsh flint]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-that-thats-is-illegal-gif-18393263

[simple raptor]

not really for rennet

all that does is curdle milk

bacteria just ferments cheese

[unborn crescent]

Honestly I think this might be game of the year

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[main badge]

Semblance: Cheese? Cheese... Cheese!

[harsh flint]

Ok done

[ionic canopy]

The same thing during the math event when they were saying that with math

[harsh flint]

ending text is crazy:
||Cheese.||
||Cheese?||
||Cheese...||

[near trellis]

There's no way that cheese is the current event!! Hahaha

[mystic pine]

∵ is made by computerlunch
∵computerlunch is a 🐭
🐭❤️🧀
∴ → 🧀

[vapid hamlet]

bru

very accurate description

[wintry patio]

Do I ditch cheese event to get max meso?

[harsh flint]

what are you at now

[wintry patio]

Almost prestige 9

[vapid hamlet]

yep, go for it

[spark plover]

-# Thanks for the cheese exploration pictures guys

-# They'll be helpful for the wiki later >:)

[vapid hamlet]

u gonna add to wiki now?

it not even released

[spark plover]

Once it's announced

[vapid hamlet]

but they might change stuff

[spark plover]

I'll create a page for it and gather absolutely every thing found into it

[spark plover]

Just add disclaimer lmao

I mean once they stream the event

[vapid hamlet]

ye

[spark plover]

That should be almost final already

[vapid hamlet]

well, with visual art event, I can secure my pllace in top 200, because after cheese event out, I am cooked

[spark plover]

The same way I did to AI event

[spark plover]

Epic

[vapid hamlet]

ok

[vapid hamlet]

ikr, I just made a facebook acc to see it lol

that is all I am using it for

[spark plover]

💀

[vapid hamlet]

wdym

i gotta thnk the devs so much for this

[main badge]

🧀

[spark plover]

Nvm bnm did it already lmao

He did the entire beta thing 💀

[vapid hamlet]

bru

u cooked

[drowsy salmon]

just started the new event, and I have 2 things to say to the person who wrote the intro:

1. are you a mouse?

and

2. utterly delightful, 12+/10, please don't change a thing!!

[wicked veldt]

love how just semblance goes straight to the point at the beninging of the choese event

[harsh flint]

and at the end

[lilac condor]

maybe the next one is trees

[umbral solstice]

What do you mean

Last time is:
math
Math
MATH

[harsh flint]

The text at the end of the event

[umbral solstice]

What does it say

Would it say:
I
like
cheese

[harsh flint]

Here

[umbral solstice]

Good so uh…cheese “cake”

[umbral solstice]

Cheesecake

[marble sluice]

[teal geyser]

anyone here?

(I finished the Cheese Event)

[harsh flint]

nope

no one here

not at all

[teal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-cat-side-eye-cat-side-eye-orange-cat-staring-gif-4749659952322810298

'ColinTheRealDev'

Colin lore!?!?!?!??!!??!!?

[arctic blaze]

I just realized the logo for computer lunch is a mouse in a cheese sandwich

[harsh flint]

indeed

[teal geyser]

Bread event when

Mouse event when

We need to complete the trifecta

WAIT

We also need Computer Event

And Lunch Event

So Quifecta!

[vapid hamlet]

i like cheese

[oblique nova]

is the cosmetic constellations augment still a thing

[harsh flint]

the unique star pack

[copper crown]

And I still bought it for 300 logits because it the price didn’t get lower :c

[oblique nova]

yea but I thought it made the constellations visible

which is doesnt

[old dust]

Cheese event feels slow to me. I'm 6/12, but it feels real slow.

Generators are tied to Milk production, which is presently 15x slower than cheese production at the point I am now. I know it gets better, but still...

[prisma portal]

Yes

It’s the unique star pack now for 100 logits

[harsh flint]

*150

[naive gate]

The cheese event it great little slow on the generators but interesting and fun

[old dust]

I would increase the milk generator 3-5x., imo.

[karmic lake]

im got eat some cheese

[vapid hamlet]

cheese

[rough rain]

New event idea, Alcohol

🍻

[vapid hamlet]

It is a beta event rn

[rough rain]

Oh

[neat anvil]

hi

Collect
SPONGE
0/1

[ornate rock]

6. The dollar

[harsh flint]

*cheese

A generator based on milk

But that’s not the focus of the event

One milk generator doesnt mean it’s a milk event

Also

Using your logic, this is the chess bookshelves and scales event

I’m not even gonna bother with you anymore

Blocked and I’m moving on with my day

[vapid hamlet]

Like literally, it says dairy

There is only milk because cheese is made from milk

And that is because you do not play enough bro

[shell kraken]

Absolutely love how fast players update the wiki

[vapid hamlet]

Bnm and Colin power lol

[harsh flint]

Wasn’t me

Probably bnm

[arctic blaze]

you're only showing us the stuff about milk in the event

also cheese does come from milk I'm pretty sure, but cheese is not milk, with that logic milk is also cheese

Remember that sneak peek of the planets in the main simulation and the mesozoic valley was at prestige 15?

[harsh flint]

no

[wintry patio]

It’s cheese, case closed

[main badge]

🤦‍♂️

who started this?

[vapid hamlet]

Wait!

Why is there no event

Help

If no event, I will die

[mystic pine]

check your Internet

[vapid hamlet]

are you bets>

do you have it?

bet

a

sry

[mystic pine]

❓

[spark plover]

Peak brain efficiency 🤯

[vapid hamlet]

Like do you have an event

It is ou that do not play enough so shuddap

I check my network

No event

[eternal delta]

That is definitely not what happened

[vapid hamlet]

Yeah

[spark plover]

.

[eternal delta]

Damn, @harsh flint I didn't know I'm your alt

[vapid hamlet]

bru, can someone just explain why there are no events for me right now

bru, haha veryfunny

quarter is the mod

I need event !

Pls help!!

[neat anvil]

concept

[vapid hamlet]

R u beta?

[vapid hamlet]

What version r u

I want the event

[spark plover]

Do I actually have to say something about you

[simple egret]

bro really wants attention

[vapid hamlet]

I want event

[vapid hamlet]

Ahhhhhhhh, can some dev fix this, for the new beta 32.68, there are no events

[delicate tulip]

Cc

[harsh flint]

What

[eternal delta]

.

[harsh flint]

Oh

[eternal delta]

Lmao, let me do a screenshot then lol

[harsh flint]

Oh my god

[wintry patio]

Feel like it’s a rage baiter

[vapid hamlet]

yeah

this guy very dum

Quarter, r u going to ban him of racism?

[harsh flint]

Me when rule 1:

[vapid hamlet]

ikr

[spark plover]

Thing is he is NOT wrong

And accusing someone as an alt of another person doesn't seem to be mutual respect

[vapid hamlet]

Shit, I just lost progress in the game

I mean sim score

My cheesebadges are gone

[spark plover]

Ban who, for what

You are not telling me mods should ban someone for respecting you less than you respecting him

[vapid hamlet]

Electorus, wanna ask quarter?

[spark plover]

I have read the entire conversation and I don't see any rule breaking action from user ColinTheRealDev

[main badge]

I think you should stop this topic

[vapid hamlet]

@fresh citrus won’t

[spark plover]

Tbh yes but as JJC suggests he won't stop it

End this once otherwise it will forever continue

[vapid hamlet]

If you keep holding up this mess, we are calling mod

[spark plover]

I thought you wanted us to see you as THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE

[vapid hamlet]

So womp the womp

That is not how it goes here

[spark plover]

So you are telling we should praise you for some time then ignore you for the rest by your favor?

I see you as a hyperannoying version of me and Whail combined

Def, I'm about to end this man's whole career

@eternal delta I'll leave this for you

[vapid hamlet]

Everyone is equal, but we will not be so to you, as you are trying to take control.

We want this to be a safe and happy community, while you are going against that, if this goes on, we are more than happy happy to get you out

Not unsafe

You are causing trouble

No

It was more than that

[spark plover]

It is a CHEESE based exploration

Do you want evidences?

[vapid hamlet]

Go on the wiki

And I bet you are gonna call it fake

Nah

[spark plover]

So you are telling developers' announcements are faked

[vapid hamlet]

Why aren’t you a developer then?

[vapid hamlet]

@fresh citrus you are not funny

[main badge]

🤦‍♂️

[spark plover]

Exploration Season 2, topic 18, Explore: Cheese
This is obviously clear

[vapid hamlet]

@eternal delta! please stop this mess

[spark plover]

Enough

This is clearly not mutual respect

[vapid hamlet]

Agreed

Should we ping all mods?

Quarter doing nothing

[main badge]

ping the dev?

[spark plover]

Way too stupid, wait for Quarter, he prob is sleeping

[vapid hamlet]

Oh wait

We are in a whole different time zone than everyone else

@harsh flint what do you have to say, this guy called you a liar like 10 times in a row

[spark plover]

I don't think he wants to join this choatic topic anymore

[vapid hamlet]

Yeah

[vapid hamlet]

Bro, do you think we should get this guy out of here?

[ivory sentinel]

Yes

[spark plover]

A random answered my honest reply

[vapid hamlet]

Yeah ikr

lol

[harsh flint]

Fucking ban this bitch already

[main badge]

https://tenor.com/view/good-afternoon-gif-19042822

[vapid hamlet]

Sure

[spark plover]

What topic to change?

[vapid hamlet]

Wtf

[spark plover]

Ugh here's some funny thing about badges in cheese event

Embrace the light mode

[main badge]

OK

[spark plover]

I'm not even smart enough to crack the sentence 💀

'cause he 'doesn't want to bother with you anymore'

[vapid hamlet]

Oh my days

[spark plover]

Fine an hour Quarter would probably be here already

Time to take a shower

[simple egret]

guys stop giving attention to this person and the whole "drama" will stop

whats even the point of that

[vapid hamlet]

We are waiting for quarter

To get him out

[simple egret]

ignoring them would stop the problem too

[fossil remnant]

Bruh what was that whole thing lol

[vapid hamlet]

He is just yapping

[eternal delta]

Sorry 😔

[vapid hamlet]

What r u gonna do about this dude

[eternal delta]

!mute 24h 1189305061839470642 being disrespectful towards other members of the community

[terse sentinel]

⚠ User not found

[eternal delta]

Huh

Eh, whatever

!ban 1189305061839470642 being disrespectful towards other members of the community

[terse sentinel]

Banned feltperson#0 (Case #3496) (user notified with a direct message)

[vapid hamlet]

Nice

We are free

He had been harassing Colin for so long

[eternal delta]

I put the time in the wrong spot but I'm not planning on dealing with him tomorrow

[vapid hamlet]

Yeah

[spark plover]

That was for having strong enough reasons for the punishments >:)

/j it was me being mad over little dude smh lol

[eternal delta]

So yeah, now let's go back to the usual beta stuff talk :)

[vapid hamlet]

Yep

[terse delta]

hello

[terse delta]

peak beta testers

[smoky torrent]

there is no new event after the 🧀 event and no rewards. Any update? @somber finch

[flint zodiac]

Hi

[hushed star]

beta players on their way to make it to top 10 of a new event cuz they had so many badges beforehand:

[sage sparrow]

reallll

[unborn crescent]

Do the devs get info from Wikipedia alone or do they go across the internet to make sure they have a reliable source

[eternal delta]

I would assume the latter

[sage sparrow]

i kinda wish they didn’t put planet X in as it’s purely theoretical and entirely un observed sans a few odd orbit influences

but ah well

[unborn crescent]

Do you have beta cause I am not sure if I want to spoil something for you

[sage sparrow]

nah i dont but spoil away idc

if this is a cheese pun i swear

[unborn crescent]

Well Planet X is ofc a possibility, however there are some evidence as some Astronomers might’ve found evidence using mathematical modeling as well as computer simulation

[sage sparrow]

yeah but it isn’t as solid as everything else

[unborn crescent]

Well another thing is that I’m beyond 30 there is this thing called “the great attractor” and we have some evidence saying it pulls our galaxy towards it but we don’t have enough evidence to really say what it is

Same thing as planet nine

[eternal delta]

Well, they didn't forgot that and put it in the description

[unborn crescent]

We have some evidence but we’re just not really sure

Honestly we might never know until our technology gets better so we can see even farther

[sage sparrow]

that’s true

[sage sparrow]

yeah

idk

just planet x peeves me for some reason

anyways

[unborn crescent]

Yo mate whatchu think gonna be part of this cause the blue lines just lead to nothing

[eternal delta]

I can only assume things just like you lol

I know nothing

[unborn crescent]

Mannnn

Not even mods get them leaks

[eternal delta]

Well, in terms of leaks, even if I got some, I wouldn't tell ya lol

[harsh flint]

The blue lines represents the fact that everything before fits into that one thing

They represent us “zooming out”

[eternal delta]

There we go, you got the answer lol

[hushed star]

is it normal to not have any event active? the cheese event ended around a day ago and no event

we beta players will prob have to wait for the next cheese event update i guess

[timber ice]

In the beta builds that is normal 🙂

[hushed star]

guh

[timber ice]

But at times devs add in the exploration events running on tbe public builds, but they are truncated if the devs want to release something to the beta build - maybe the devs will update the cheese event for further testing on Friday, so any event they add in will have to be trancated

[hushed star]

its the first build of the cheese event so i VERY much think it will get 1 or 2 more updates before public release

btw for some reason in the cheese event area, the signs of the product labels are double sided

[vapid hamlet]

prob like 3 or 4

[shell kraken]

I actively avoid wikipedia and search for other sources. Wikipedia can be reliable for personal use, but with research I prefer looking elsewhere

[spark plover]

Wow andrewtach is here

[shell kraken]

Yeah I felt like stopping by

[spark plover]

The person who called me Electrorus lol

Greetings

[shell kraken]

I've been thinking about that daily

Never getting that wrong again Electorus

[spark plover]

Yay tysm!!

[shell kraken]

We'll fix that now, it slipped our minds but you all definitely deserve an event in the meantime

Thank you and @smoky torrent for letting us know

[harsh flint]

Whenever I try to type electorus is autocorrects to the electoral

[spark plover]

E

It's easy to speak 'Electorus' though typing it isn't

[pseudo osprey]

Hey all events should be up for you all if you refresh your games!

[terse delta]

speaking of all events i had a strange suggestion

considering this is now the 18th event, i think it would be awesome if we could choose the event we would play:D this doesn't apply to newly added events however

just like Chapter 1 events

[harsh flint]

👍

[arctic blaze]

we unfoldin the universe with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[spark plover]

After math we got AI, after AI we got cheese

Beyond E28:

https://tenor.com/view/sad-mario-walking-in-rain-mario-sad-mario-walking-gif-7966847823215482947

[vapid hamlet]

lol

[main badge]

Can i fill in the missing info on the wiki?

[umbral summit]

Hmm

[spark plover]

Yes of course

[main badge]

Thanks! 💝

[neat anvil]

tech tree concept done

you've seen this like 4948282847288 times already

[ornate rock]

yes

[neat anvil]

(also I added weeds as a joke)

[late mango]

I’m happy because I was #1 in the cheese event

[main badge]

🤩

[vapid hamlet]

hmmmmmm, look in Electorus's bio, he says

[eternal delta]

Why am I still not blocked then Electro lol

[marble sluice]

Oh finally

[spark plover]

Because it's a joke lol

You clearly see the '/j'

[vapid hamlet]

yes

chat ded

very

ded

[lusty phoenix]

Lol

[rustic verge]

agreed we need normal updates 😭 Not freaking more events which i'm not interested on events

devs are too focused on events

[neat anvil]

Also, i think it is not an event, just a tech tree update

[rustic verge]

tech tree update is normal update

i forgot add "agreed"

[neat anvil]

If it costs logit, is it an event update?

[rustic verge]

#StopWithEvents

[neat anvil]

One of the images I used for making the concept

I don't like event updates either, way too short, expensive traits, might use autoclicker because it is really hard to get traits and collect generators

[rustic verge]

CTS is getting boring without any updates outside of events

[sharp cave]

True

[neat anvil]

Require singularity and 10,000 metabits

https://tenor.com/view/hey-guys-planarian-flat-worm-gif-26171711

[neat anvil]

Tiktaalik

[neat anvil]

The poll failed, imma make one on #💬-cells-chat

[weak apex]

This has been suggested many times but isn't really feasible with the current event mechanic

[wary sierra]

Can someone tell me the difference between the beta version of CTS and the normal version of CTS please?

[hushed star]

beta lets you access stuff unreleased to the public

aka || Beyond ep 28-30|| and || the upcoming cheese event ||

[hushed star]

keep in mind BOTH of these are far from finished, and are subject to change

[wintry patio]

How fast am I losing #1?

[elder meadow]

how do u get to first so fast

[old dust]

Multiple badges.

[wary sierra]

Ah thanks for telling me

[neat anvil]

why no tech tree expansion for long time?

[harsh flint]

30s

[wintry patio]

I got nerfed to 250 when I slept and came back 😭

[rough rain]

Well what do u expect, everyone uses stupid apple so they have basically infinite darwinium so they just spam darwinium stuff

[ornate rock]

Developers are working on other stuff

[vapid hamlet]

Did someone just call apple stupid?

[spark plover]

"Other stuff" you meant explorations only lol

Tbh I plan on becoming a beta tester for the second time soon

[rough rain]

Yes

[vapid hamlet]

😠

[ornate rock]

500 $$ for a phone with no feature

[neat anvil]

Yet another tech tree expansion complete

[vapid hamlet]

Actually, it is 14000 here

I think it is good

But nah, Mac and iPad btter

[ornate rock]

Mac is nefariously bad

NO games

NO memory

NO upgradable components

3000$$

[vapid hamlet]

Nah

My mac 2tb storage

[wintry patio]

Same

[ornate rock]

I meant ram

[severe echo]

1phjul936dc

[ornate rock]

1phjul936dc

[harsh flint]

For what purpose?

[severe echo]

My bad wrong discord

[simple raptor]

u can get 2 terabytes for a significantly cheaper price

than buying a mac for one

[harsh flint]

#🧾-beta-patch-notes message IT HAS TO BE THE METABIT OVERHAUL

[teal geyser]

AHHH

[harsh flint]

also I totally forgot today is Friday

[teal geyser]

It's nothing

They're skipping today's beta

[teal geyser]

apologize for getting my hopes up NOW (or face the wrath of catposting)

[rustic verge]

good. we need really more updates that are not related to exploration events cuz we have too many new events

[wintry patio]

We need more beyond beta after 30

[harsh flint]

They should probably finish 28-30 before going any higher

[main badge]

When will beyond 28 come out? It's been 6 months...

[wintry patio]

Been 4 months*

[harsh flint]

If you’re counting from when it went into beta, 8 months

[spark plover]

.

Lol

[green wraith]

Is this a bug?

Their beyond ep is 37

[rough rain]

😅 seen this a lot, there was someone with like 90000 beyond ranks or something, so probably a hacker

[silk oracle]

Tbh if Beyond 37 was real, what would it be like?

[rough rain]

Omniverse

[ornate rock]

Multiverse theory

[rough rain]

Idk like exploring Multiversal physics and some theories about it ye

[simple raptor]

i mean they could do theoretical mega structures

if they didnt want to explore multiverse

[wintry patio]

Def hacker

They use it to climb the leaderboard

Now mods send them to division 66

[harsh flint]

Nah send them to an internal division 11

[wintry patio]

Send them to Singularity to Cells.

[harsh flint]

Deconstruct their telescope

[wintry patio]

Nah make them HAVE to get them to philosophy challenge level 10. Within 3 hours, if they don’t then deconstruct their JWST

[harsh flint]

Uninstall their system32

[wintry patio]

Take away their right to a nanobot

[ornate rock]

Make amino acid their ONLY generator

[wintry patio]

Make their icon wear a Dunce hat

Also I got a question abt this quasar? Is it really in lanaikea ?

Cuz

[harsh flint]

The description is event more confusing

“Nearest to earth” “Virgo supercluster”

[wintry patio]

I think they messed up that placement..

[harsh flint]

That’s my guess

[wintry patio]

To be fair is has the most beautiful model in the garden

[ornate rock]

Tbf the fact that it’s the nearest to earth doesn’t mean it’s close

It just means the other quasars are farther away

[harsh flint]

I hope when they add the sprite (instead of a placeholder) it looks like that

[harsh flint]

What the “in the Virgo supercluster” part

[wintry patio]

Most of them will be like near the age of the universe

[ornate rock]

Milky Way is part of the Virgo supercluster, no?

[harsh flint]

…yes

[wintry patio]

To be honest there needs to be a separate episode exploring quasars and extreme object (like neutron stars) outside the local group.

[harsh flint]

It’s really a shame we got only 1 neutron star

[wintry patio]

Is it van maanen?

[harsh flint]

Crab

Van mannen is a white dwarf

[wintry patio]

We need MORE

[harsh flint]

Also

Isn’t Rigel a main sequence star

[wintry patio]

Also what changes could be made here?

[wintry patio]

Should be

[ornate rock]

More clusters and similar structures

I feel like the jump from galaxy to the full universe is too quick

[wintry patio]

Late stage

[harsh flint]

Yeah but I mean in real life

[wintry patio]

Yeah..

Just imagine it supernovae tmmr would be wild

[ornate rock]

Would take many years to reach us

[simple raptor]

the supernova ud see wouldve happened ages ago

[simple raptor]

isnt rigel a blue supergiant

[ornate rock]

“Rigel A is a blue supergiant”

[wintry patio]

Where’s Rigel B?

[ornate rock]

Somewhere idk

Actually what if beyond prestiges added new things to previous chapters

Like more asteroids unlockable from asteroid belt and Kuiper Belt

[harsh flint]

very poor concept

[hushed star]

for them to skip this weeks beta, they have to be working on something big

[ornate rock]

I bet half a cent it’s the reality engine

[hushed star]

i mean they showed it last livestream so..

[wintry patio]

Make the quasar like 500x further away

Lowkey they should make those “galaxy” named cards like the pinwheel galaxy, be like that upgrade at the end of the AI event where it adds something to the garden

[ornate rock]

There are some cards that do that in betond

[wintry patio]

I hope the Milky Way can stay calm..

[main badge]

what is that green circle called?

[harsh flint]

Great Attractor

It's a placeholder model

[wintry patio]

There’s more BEYOND that

[little shore]

I'm not a beta tester but I think before moving to the supercluster we should explore major galaxies (other than the milky way, Andromeda and triangulum)

[harsh flint]

like IC 1101

[little shore]

There should also be a search bar in the beyond garden so that we can get to things faster. Like i recently bought the VY Canis Majoris and other stars bundle, and it took me a good 5 minutes to find it

[little shore]

I agree, there are some things to be added such as:

Neutron Stars
Well known stars (such as VY Canis Majoris, Stephenson 2-18)
More White Dwarfs
Brown Dwarfs (not needed but for lols)
More Missions? (White Dwarf-3, Constellation-2?)
etc

[blazing holly]

Anybody wanna be my friend on cells?

[vapid hamlet]

Sure

Username: JJCAerospace

[main badge]

Add beyond prestige

[bleak sundial]

after adding prestige can adding "collect"button like dino?open star too slow

[blazing holly]

Ok and what's your user id

[main badge]

He's 140th on the leaderboard I think. You may find him

[blazing holly]

Ok

[silk oracle]

I mean there is already VY Canis Majoris but Yea I also agree.

[fierce ruin]

So university mod is end?

[vapid hamlet]

CED5EA4F98564FED

[vapid hamlet]

Not anymore

I lost sim score

It was during a transfer

Something went wrong

[harsh flint]

huh?

[blazing holly]

Ok I friended you

[vapid hamlet]

Bro, because there is some clash of data from different games, can u like tell me how much sim score I actually have?

Idk about that now

[vapid hamlet]

Ples?