#🏠-general
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I wish I didn't know it tho
in the US
did you not guess that from the name 'valdemar'
Valdemar is a french name actually
The french version of Vladimir
ah
Dude are you really gonna be this pretentious and also be wrong
:((((
still when i think valdemar, i think vladimir which is very eastern- russian
Cause I never heard Russian
Yes
i dont care lmao
:l
My name doesn't reflect my ethnicity or nationality at all
Definitely not mine
I'm not Nordic nor do I live anywhere near Scandinavia
I'm seeing arguments and I feel like I should intervene 
Hi Hatty
I mean
:l
We stopped Hatty
There is no argument
Yeah
Ummm
Why did I say okie dokie lyrics came to my mind
Lolollllollool
hiiiiii
Hello?
Yeah?
What's up?
Hi
I wonder

2 floors of flats and then the sky here
What the—
||u ignored me saying hi but ok
||
btw guys i may be offline for a while pretty soon bc i had a sleepover with one of my friends and i stayed up all night by accident so now i need sleep so bye guys for a good while
That's what's up.
And i don't fell like wanting to go to sleep
OHHHHHH
I missed it 
Throw ur device out the window
Then I canconcertrate
Concertrate*
It's ok lol
Concentrate?
Let's study our Languages then
Let's see
Hey hatty
Yeah I know
Hi, Quarter
did noone even read this?
Polish I'm told is speaking all in the front of the mouth
I’m sure I’m supposed to say hi to a dev so hi
No one has to respond
You're more focused on chat rn lol
Honestly didn’t see lol
Idk what to say to that like
perhaps
Good night I guess?
Hmm
Agree tho
Well, i didn't go out with dog for a walk so i'm going to do that now on 11 PM 
Oh we have 3 hour difference
Uh not a good idea
I didn't know
Yeah but we don't need to bring it up again is all I'm saying 🙂
ciekawe
6 me
Com can be wrong, it's his choice, he is the master of his own domain
He’s Rich I suppose 😎
In pride maybe
oof
In US we use Fahrenheit
Oh ok
Try 100 degree :l
Me 2
Me too
That doesn't exist anywhere
Second nap of the day, here I come
I know
Woah
I will have my first nap today but later
See you guys after my nap. So bye for now
Bye
I hope quarter won't kill me when he comes back
I'm really hoping we can dip the temperature here maybe, 10C on average? That would be nice
He always tells me "I guess u should sleep" When I don't
In the US hot days are like over 80? (80F)
Maybe I should just move to the mountains
Pretend ur sleeping
That's like 27 C
idk if that’s hot
I'll still be on the server chatting
17 C would be like 60
OHHHHHHH
27 is hot for me
Ah cold
cold??????
What are you talking abt lolll
27 isn't cold
:l
Some part of china is also pretty cold
I mean
Good idea
If u want to freeze
Yeah
Gosh
No no
F or C
No 35 is awful anywhere dude
Lol
C
Antarctica is cold
For reference that's like 95
global warming be like: temp tm 8283728273892929C
Bruh
Noooo
I’m gonna go
U can just walk in ur shorts and t-shirt
bye
And that's it
See you
No sweaters or jeans
Wut
As a muslim I can't. Also in 35 I'd feel hot even if naked
I guess u should sleep ||
||
Hey hey hey 
Like anywhere above 30C I just avoid like the plague
Hi
Gonna be mean to Val, here too 
What have I missed
But for real, I'm just leaving you now in Venom hands 
(lol)
Toi 👀
Tbh I don't think he cares of my sleep schedule
ce que tu as dit?
(Laughing out loud)
He cares some time ago, but he gave up 
Eh bien, dis-moi ce que tu veux dire
Cuz u can't fix my sleep schedule
Nobody can
And what I wanted to say before my phone died is
You gonna get muted if you speak french in general
That in Russia u can take off ur t-shirt on the streets if u are a man and u'll be ok
Like if u are sweating a lot u can do that
That's all I wanted to say
Ah yes, the logic of humankind at it's finest
He talked a lot in Russian here, yet, he didn't got a mute even once
HEHEHHEHE
Oh my, lucky man 
U know what
Just a reminder from mods to go to #🌐-international
I'm that mister worldwide who studies Russian at morning, speaks English on the web, and says something in french via Google at night
I have a weird life
And i got like 3 mutes and one kick on this server but all from a bot
There I can say any Russian shit and be save )
Oh my, just the usual
I make spanish people cry
I can't speak it properly, yet I studied it for more than 7 years
I'm good at insulting all french nation with my robotic french
What happens if u study Russian lol (maybe u won't be insulted to read Russian words, who knows 👀)
You even gonna insult the south accent without even having to speak 
Because I'm Russian ||I think u got what I meant||
I have a good goal in my life starting from today, learn swears from like 30 languages so i can swear everywhere without penalty
Oh my, there is a french word for it...
Mmh, what was it ?
Ah yes...
FLEMME
the desire to teach u Russian swearing words Intensifies
I will prefer not to know what does it mean
I wanna think that u are always kind 
I can teach you some frenchy ones so you can sound fancy 
But better not on the server lol
Yeah but, they are very old so 
In dm's maybe?
So old that even mods would hesitate about it being offensive
We have a Russian dictionaries separated for swearing words
I'm sure that at least one of mods are observing us, so yeah
U'll recieve a lecture about the most basic swearing words tomorrow then
Sure we have it in french too, we are very creative when it comes to insults
High five bruh
Do u have different swearing verbs?
Let's create a group in dm 
In french
we can do that?
Ye
But one of us, need to have rest of us in friend list
Hey mod who is looking, hope you're having a good day, or night 
The mod who is observing us talking about teaching each other swearing words: yes I do thanks 💀
I can add Çapionce and make a dm group
I have u in my friend list already so not a problem
This good sir needs to be paid more for it 
You dont have me also lol
Huh fr?
Okay
Add both of us to ur friend list then
10x more for what he sees at nights
That one recent talk to quarter at night
Was
Creepy
The venom was like "wtf what u talking about" when he saw it
Father, son, and house of gucci
Wait
It's night for you valdemar
Capionce, don't make any sudden moves, anything can activate the weird side of valdemar
U KNOW THAT VID OF A KID
Nvn
Nvm
I won't be weird tonight
I already god exhausted with french
Got
Hmmm?
Oh, my good sir, hope I'm not Online anymore when 00h30 will come, this time of the night brings out the worst of me
Ye, still waiting
Homo please accept it
Lol I wanna see what happens at that time
I hope u don't get as weird as I do
And creepy
Lmao wait, I didnt see I had new friends request
I'm starting to be weird at 2 - 3 AM
I'm starting to be weird when I get up
But the weirdest time is from 00:00 to 6:50
Then I get terrific
Okay but, this surname is just way too funny 
Homo?
Homo sapiens
Oh, I see you're the naive kind 
Are we too young for such difficult logic breaking things
I don't understand
What u meant
Way too naive
I'm insulted
Hmm
Idk sometimes u just gotta explain your jokes. Especially the ones that aren't funny
Who plays Xbox here
Me
I wish? (Do I wish…)
not me
Apex, rogue company, destiny, rl, warzone?
Destiny
Alr I have like 1 hour of playtime so I’m really bad and I don’t know anything about the game but I have it
Ah kk
Destiny 2 is a great game
I mean... like I'm just surprised they've kept Destiny's servers up this long
But I mean TF2's servers have been up for 15 years. Which is insane
I had to scroll up 500 messages to see this 😭
Did you try it?
1
Pizza
I see
I played it like crazy back in the 2010’s
Back in the 2010's I was 1 year old
Damn I'll outlive most of the members here
Sad
:undertale_intensifies:
:undertale_intensifies:
Huh?
Oh
This server doesn't have NQN
Sadge
This server doesnt have that emoji
:undertale_doesn't_intensify:
What emoji
It’s supposed to be an emoji
:wink :

It really represents my insanity at times
I hope u enjoyed ur meal : )
You too 🙂

My emoji
When 2.2
Yes
When it's released
Thanks
🙂
IT STILL HASN'T RELEASED YET?
There is a 2.2 demo on GD Lite
It’s only for iOS so far
God
Good thing I use iOS 
And his name is....JOHN CENA
Lmao I just came for a Russian discord server for a sec
And I met Joshi - Russian version
In seconds
It's that easy to find toxicity on Russian servers lol
Am I texting my messages to nobody 👀
Respond 
Well compared to russians
U are an angel
It's Russia bruh. Be humble
Don't come to Russia if u are to sensitive to insults like "fuck u (jk)"
for a reason
Mmmmmmmm
Don't think of this man
I don't want to remind myself about him
Ah, so that's your goal in your life
Yes, to make everyone my sla- coughs mates
In Singapore, literally anyone you meet is the nicest person you will ever meet
That's why u won't survive having a Russian friend. I know u so I don't say rude things to u as a joke, I know u will feel bad. But others Russian don't know it so they will act like usual
For example:
- where is a library?
- I don't fucking know
- meh fuck urself
(It's a convo between friends, if an unfamiliar guy talks to u like that, he is actually rude)
Hope u understand
SOULMATE
If a stranger comes up to me and calls me very bad stuff and cusses at me, I don’t really care. But the reason I feel bad when you call me that is cuz we’re friends so your opinion matters
So if I speak to u like that u won't care yeah?
This also.means u can speak to me like that why not
I wanna be myself here 
In Russia its flipped. If u get angry at a friend for telling him rude stuff to u, he will be really confused cuz they 99% don't mean that
Great
Wow
"Valdemar finds a soulmate" The movie
In cinemas 2023
Ok in conclusion I will say that Russians aren't stupid obvi, if u tell that u are different culture and the way they speak might insult u, the majority will be ok with it, like me. But there is just a lot of stupid kids who will ignore it
I guess it works for every country
I can make story, but someone need to animate it 
Yeh, makes sense
I will make a TikTok edit about it in my head today
Remember we wanted to make a book about this channel? )
Ye
I’m not helping you if the storyboard is also created by ritam
But who have that much time?
It will be like
1st chapter: Venom was eaten by Valdemar
The end
I will not include Valdemar and ritam talk about eating anyone
NO I WILL MAKE THIS A SEPARATE CHAPTER
||Or ripping your skin off to go as you to your school||
My plan is:
- Valdemar comes to the server
- The server is alright
- Joshi leaves, chaos begins
- Venom leaves, the great depression
- Venom comes back, the server is happy again
- Valdemar and Ritam talk about food 18+
- The great argument between Ritam And Vova. Joshi comes back
- Modern days
How do u like it?
It's for more dramatic
Name
No actual chaos happened
You need to also include this
Except the 4th chapter
I missed this event myself so I can't include it
U should
Do it urself
We did that only once, and i destroyed the first try lol
I mean like, we can't get to agreement to do this again
U can tell me briefly in dm's how it all went, like how the idea came, how it was organised, etc.
I will put it in a doc
And make it look fancy
Like a storytale
Oh my, let me go back in time, because i don't remember how it started lol
HAHAHHAHA
Gonblonal
Why did you do a face reveal?
Damn why didn't I figure this joke out
LMAO 
say hello to him
Wut
I'm confused but i take a screenshot
Screenshit Venom's msg
About Joshi's face
And attach this monkey pic as well obvi

Brilliant
Remove the word “Not” then what you said will be true
Yeah quarter please do this too
I did it instead
Let me take notes on lesson in peace 
Change the crying emojis to laughing emojis too in joshi’s message
ok
😂
I didn’t abuse you 
Searching for screenshots of your messages
This is the rudest thing u could do
Wow
I can't do that rn
Basically, i have most of screenshots on PC so i will not lose them
.
K
Yall are ripping Joshi’s ego
YES
Joshi’s ego is the paper and you guys are the man
Wait
I have something, but i need to find it
I wish I could stop them from bullying you but man, it’s just too goddamn funny 😂
We totally weren’t acting toxic, 

get well soon
amber heard
Oh yeah
what did amber hear?
I found it!

Nothing she is deaf
What
Share it
Where the hell disappeared screenshots from dm with you valdemar, they were here a second ago
U want to send dm screenshits?
This-
WAIT WAIT WAIT
HAHAHHHA
EVERYONE SHUT PLEASE WHAT IS THIS CHANNEL
Quarter's 'dark joke'
I saw that
Lmao

Hmmmmm
Will someone tell me tf is this worship channel
Check ritam server
@ionic yew i found something
Nah, not only this
Then?
Something way better
One man can build a bomb
Another run a race
To save somebody's life and have a blow up in his face
I'm not the only one who finds it hard to understand
I'm not afraid of god
I am afraid of Joshi
He really does.
Venom is now trying to find me
To beat u with a stick like his mom does
💀💀💀
Feels nostalgia
We both are going to die
Except for venom it's not a pleasure for me
To be beaten this way
Birdie
Ok I gtg
Yeah, that's not a pleasure for me either, but everyone have their weird things
Cya guys
Bye
That's how venom gets happy in this cruel world
Bye bye
"Weird is something which you are not accustomed to." - GM Vidit Gujrathi
Screenshot
You better be 🙂
Lmao
🙃
Don't u care about me tomboy
Subatomos is going to go down with with quarter today
I saw it @deft spire
I just insulted u lol
WHAT ABOUT ME
what is this place
I thought you had tenflores and Joshi for that 🙂
Quarter finding screenshots to send
Tenflores is my classmate so yeah I do have him for that
Are you kidding me?
ok. proceeds to take out the hammer
I don't desire this kind of punishment unfortunately
Hi
This guy's talks facts
hey
Hi!
Hi
Sup guys
Hey
Cool!
Hello
Im fine
Great to hear
Ye
Alr
I'm very close to be killed
So deeply
Is someone here beta tester?
Quarter, prepare to die buddy
Yes
Quarter is a beta tester
IM JUST DYING HOW KARLO IS SO INNOCENT AND WE BE LIKE THIS
yes

U entirely ignore my jokes of u I see
But i didn't took that screenshot, Com did that!
||Sorry Com||
But u sent it, not Com
But he send me it first
I can never be mad at Com.....its only you
We talking about what's happening at the moment
I'm mad at all of u
How tf you find that gif that fast
Idk i hvae just waken up
Nah it's ok
U'll get used to such convos
If u'll talk here a lof
Instead of talking about how fast I can send gifs, why don’t we talk about how I’m going to unalive you 🙂
Has a stroke
How about this:
I delete screenshot, and you don't kill me
Tell us in all details. I'm looking for it
Might work
Valdemar
You said that you're weird at night
Don't underestimate me at the morning
Done
Delete this as well
@deft spire
Thank you
Even though I’m pretty sure you still have that screenshot saved
I deleted them
I’ve watched that video long ago lol
Its a good one
But, yeah now I get why you’re so judgmental about the c2s dinosaurs 
Is String Theory the final solution for all of physic’s questions or an overhyped dead end?
This video was realised with the help of Dr. Alessandro Sfondrini and it was funded by SNSF under Agora Grant n. 171622 and through the NCCR SwissMAP: The Mathematics of Physics.
See also our video on the black-hole information paradox: https://bit.ly/2...
One of my favourites
It’s really hard to understand though
no kurzgesagt video is difficult to understand
the whole point of them is to be for a layman as a walking off point so they get interested and research more about the given topic
wouldn't be very entertaining to have like 7 24h videos on string theory which would still probably be simplification to an extent
and thats on both ends- thats a lot to make and watch
i might be undervaluing how much there is to learn about it or hyperbolising it, either way you get my point
incelllllllls
I meant the string theory
This, I can agree with you
But I meant the string theory as it is
You can’t understand it just by listening to some videos or lectures
You need to study many laws, read books and only then, can you really understand stuff like that
What I’m saying is that you can’t understand quantum mechanics by watching some damn video on the internet
Hello
It takes time to understand
Yes, yes you are. And I get your point
Lmao
but I’m sure this is your face in another universe
Did i miss something important?
its not important
It’s another universe
We were just discussing about kurzgesagt not important
I see
Damn
hi
It's going great
Will I get 120 darwinium if I boost the server
And can I change name color to a role that I have?
You will get it after a month of boosting
Only your highest one
Nah, the one that is higher than rest
Like finder of semblance secrets is higher than rest of roles except paleontologist legend
Hey
What had happened
No it isnt
Or I'm dumb
How do they add it to your account
??
The string theory vid
Man I need someone to regarding my ideas
I'm talking to myself (in the head)
You get a code that you can use in game
Not fair I’m on mobile :(((
no code for me
Look, the video is alr. I was talking about the theory
Oh
I’m on iOS
That sucks
Not on this one in particular
Well, there are mods so
😐
I bored
Peace ✌️
Not in that way
I won't just chat here for a while
Anyways
oh, but ok
NOO, DONT LEAVE ||
||
😞
You can transfer your save to PC or phone with android and then redeem codes
hey guys
Hi
I guess I’ll make a steam account
On my chrome book
Just bought super meat boy
Excited
@split bison is it ok if we post a full youtube vid that is a meme one in #😂-memes channel?
which one ?
like any type of yt memes
yes, you can post videos in #😂-memes. as long as the video doesn't have anything against the rules
kk, just needed to make sure
Woah
Ok who wants to hear the sad life of monke
Me and my monkeeeee
Ok
So one day monkey came out of nowhere
No one knew where monkey came from
And so did monke
But monkey was smarter than every animal he encountered
Some said he was the smartest of the time
But one day human evolved and became smarter than monke
Animals stopped praising the monkey for his smartness
And started to praise humans
Until one day the humans killed all animals
Including monke
Now you know the sad story of monke
The end
Lol
I can come up with weird stories
Do you want to hear the story of old reptile?
Nah bro this one with monke was to hearth breaking. I am scared that the story of the old reptile is going to be even more hearth breaking
Yep it is
Let me guess... a weird one too ?
But I will say it anyway
One day in the early days of cts a animal named reptile was created
🦧 🦧 🦧
This reptile was different from the one we know today
It looked like a microwaved muppet
But Reptile was happy
Did his friends bully him
I mean looking like microwaved muppet must be tough
But Reptile was still the same
Soon the animals started to hate Reptile
And wanted to execute Reptile
😶
Reptile faced a lot of assaults from the other aniamls
He was beaten a lot
And he cried but no one cared
And then reptile pulled out his glock17 and killed em all
Soon they started to laugh at the reptiles suffering
Ok
Then one day a new Reptile came
And he looked better
So the animals liked him
But there couldn't be two Reptiles
So one day in the middle of the night....
They kidnapped Old Reptile and tortured him until he died
Then they threw his dead body into a volcano
And all of the animals forgot about him
My heart is made out of glass, it tears apart for the reptile♥️♥️
What the hell is happening
Both monke and reptile have died
I made a sad story about reptile and monke
I see....
Well, too late
Omg nooo
okayyyyy...
Dark story
No one told it would be that sad
I like it 
We should name this century "the dark century of monke and reptile"
Just tell me why i searched it on Google
How to get these cool badges next to your name
what exactly?
Well it’s not any of the mobile that has code
The thing you deleted
like android or the iOS
get all secret achievements
I did
oh no
That’s gonna take AT LEAST 84 days
...
post it in #🏆-share-your-prestige
Alr
i recommend you type in #🎭-semblance s!roles to see all roles that you can get
Do you want to hear the sad story of porkaytic cell?
Um no thanks
I don’t like sad story
no more, thanks
Yeah
Ok
no more
But I will save it for later
Ty man
Yes please
no 👀
Ok but do you want to hear the sad story of Archie?
NOOOOOOO
NO
Or semblance?
less than zero
Ok
no more sad stories
Pls time out him if he so sad story
Do you want to hear the happy story of Archie?
Rip
That’s sad
SampeDrako so i just send them screenshot of everything and they will give me a badge
Well i ve read everything so i dont mean everything
Ok but do you want to hear about the war of Archie and flatworn?
my brain cells are dying
Lol
I can’t fit more wars than there already is
it's not badges, it's the highest role you have. Actually you have server events role
Do you want to know how semblance formed?
:l
i know it, i tested it a little during his creation
Ok then no it’s definitely sad
Oooooooh
His or her
I mean like the bot profile
Fine than how about the future story of how cts becomes the most popular game in the world
Hmm
no please
HMMMMMM
I'll come back later to do it.
Ammm question again so about those roles i have screenshooted everything for
Mezosoic valley primary simulation meta bits and beyond
Can i just send them everything
Um
yes
alr in short can i get every role if i have everything thats needable for it
So much pics…
Well yeah?
(Not all roles)
you can send everything, we give roles if you have all
Semblance vs singularity who wins
Um
Alrr
I vote singulairty
War is a little sus
Singularity
how?
System crashed bc of singularity so I guess?
Well he’s/she gonna send EVERYTHING
I just deserted all of my progress on accident 😭
Ouch
Deleted
That hurts
I mean, with less than 6 screenshots you can have all the roles.
that’s… sad :l
And I forgot to create my game transfer account
Still a lot to me
And email won't work
Rip
Wait is this another of the sad stories-
SIKE
I knew it
Not Nom gang
Heyyyyy
:l
SIKE I don't support Flatworm
:l
SIKE nobody cares about reptile anyway














