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whats the third event l cant see it
yes you do what do you think the third event is
looks like plants but there is one in the future updates section
For a second i though this was something related to s**
Monke
Logically
Chordates
Lol
hello
Monke
can i play limited time events again
Why cts would be banned?
But after we overthrow the US government Archie will become president
And ban all games except cts
And brainwash us to worship cts
Archie will be a godly messenger
And computerlunch would be god
And then we'll take over the world with help from Semblance
Who is another godly messenger
soon the entire earth would worship cts
How long you was thinking about this?
And then we'll colonize space
And force aliens to worship computerlunch too
Then we would go into the multiverse and force everyone to worship us
But then semblance would betray us and just like a demon cause pain and suffering among us.
...
Wth
And then we'll have a painful eternity suffering
If only we'd gotten rid of semblance before she took over...
-6/17/9087

Hatty would protect us all 
.
Do you want a sneak peak
Yeah, sure
Ok I'm gonna am you
is he ok
Dm
ok
so what animals do you think should be added to cts
It's hard to say, maybe he is just bored lol
Ok part 2 will come in a few minutes
l think bugs would be nice
hahahahahahahah
i have no fear, but that thing...it scares me
but really bugs would be a nice addition to the game
btw lm not scared of bugs they kinda cute
Ok part 2 will be out VERY soon
then very very soon then very very very soon then very very very soon.... is a loop
any tips to go through MV faster lm rank 19
you are a genius
Use autoclicker
yes
I completed first 100 ranks without autoclicker
windows12
Only 500 more left
Semblance took control of the multiverse and enslaved us all...
until one day a new organization started
called the flatworm cult it's main goal is to overthrow semblance and restore peace
the organization grew larger and larger until it was ready to overthrow semblance.
on 7/9/9107 the revolution began
The Flatworms, as they were called, slowly but surely freed universe after universe
eventually the Flatworms stormed Semblance's base
and killed Semblance
then they sent out to restore civilization
it took a long time but eventually the multiverse was at peace again
but on 11/9/9389 a new insurgancy formed
called the Jeff terror organization or JTO it's main goal was to force the multiverse into it's ideals
on 3/6/9400 the JTO started to destroy Flatworm bases one by one
But the Flatworms noticed this ( obviously) and spent a lot of money trying to find these terrorists
but using advanced methods the JTO avoided the Flatworms and continued their rampage
but once the JTO grew strong enough, it went to total war with the Flatworms
The JTO had no respect for the Geneva Convention so they were stronger than the Flatworms
desperate to stay in control the Flatworms started to nuke major cities in were the JTO has taken control of
But due to this the universe became uninhabitable ( they also launched anti matter and black hole bombs)
So then the JTO and the flatworms fell as well as humanity.
If you are reading this then you're probably some dude from another universe
and BTW I'm one of the last of my kind ( Humanity)
I'm probably dead by the time you read this but promise me this one thing...
NEVER RIOT OVER THE BANNING OF A VIDEO GAME
- 7/8/9876
nah they dont
wait no thats 5 mins nvm
they need the sub 2mins one
refer to previous message
just log on daily
ah fair enough
ive completed everything lol
i used to have all the roles like 10 mins ago but bot flagged something i said in #🎨-cells-art as spam and all my roles got removed
ill get them back
yes
ahh thats tough
max rank is 550 (prestige 10 rank 50)
believe me rank 200 || giganto || is way tougher, like takes months more
just log on daily, in #💬-cells-chat there is a meso guide linked i believe, should do you well
it gets a lot faster after 3-4 prestiges
you cant really ever max
I need 1trillion metabits then I get reality legend or whatever
its pretty much impossible to hit the cap on currency that you can have, not even something the devs wanted, just a limitation of what is used
i forget what it is
ywah ofc ofc
And here I was, wondering why you lost your titles 
(Honnestly thought you left
)
genuinely thought I was insane at the game till I joined this server lmfao
Hmmm 😛
what's going on today friendos
Hello
i have covid letssss gooooo 🎉
🥳🥳🥳
i cant download non microsoft verified
this was 3 weeks ago bro 
Monkey flip
@wet escarp how much is that? Scientific numberic make me confuse so i prefer in Qi or Udc
Its better now with vaccine and booster and all. Imagine you get it in 2020 when vaccine didnt exist yet and avigan still in trial stage
yikes
that's- a pretty rude way to see it honestly. I'd 100% recommend to next time not say something like, "well, it was worse before, so it's not that bad," it's really insensitive and honestly ignorant.
get well soon 🙏
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I could not stop laughing at the video I posted above
the little man is so adorable. 🐢🦅🤠👍
that kid has now depression and anxiety
For the member of our great family that has covid I'll be doing a sweetgrass smoke prayer for you tonight and ask our great father to heal the person.
There is a person that is really insane, his nickname is SubAtomos 
Also less go I have reality expert
drink lots of H2O
Signature look of insuperiority
Was that for me?
Sry, i dont mean to rude but, its just the truth
If you dont have comorbid, and got full dose vacc and booster and no symptoms, then you can just relax and enjoy your day. Compared to if that happen way back in 2020
telling people who are dealing with something bad that it would be worse if they had it earlier is just insensitive, it's still bad for them whether it's the worst case scenario or not.
I'm sorry you had to deal with that, but- please stop trying to be the average one-upping person towards a problem just cause someone may not be dealing with a situation the same as you have. it's really annoying to see people say in any situation, "well, I had it worse"
Well, ok.
I wont drag this any further
Better not, yes
hi
Hello
Sup
Pls, when you answer to someone... make sure it is the right comment 
I'm soft with it, but some people won't like being ping for nothing, like, at all
Venom would kill anyone who does this 
Ok. why
Is it? I didnt realize it. Sorry then.
Anyway, i didnt get any notification when someone replying/mention me. I have to open discord and scroll.
Well, ping and notif are different, as to the ping means someone is speaking directly to me... I think it is more annoying than the "everyone"
@fallow sun
Yeee
Actually I wanted to ask a question a few hours ago
What is it?
Sry my classmate called me
I do
But there are some that I don’t have
Hard to explain
By studying 25 hours a day
And praying to God
And sacrificing a goat for good luck
Now I see better why I don't have so much desire to study so much, I just can practise everything for a few hours and boom
I'm done
Like I'm studying eng now a bit but idk I guess I will do ok even without that
Same
I'm only scared for maths because ARITHMETICS IS HELL
I hate arithmetics so much let it die
THE WORST
I hate modulus inequalities
I hate it so much
NO NO NO man I will be on seventh heaven if I'll have them
Like when in my life will I use modulus inequalities?
OH NO ALIENS INVADED THE PLANET! - uses modulus inequalities and saves the world
I'm so sick of knowing the material but not able to solve it right just because I did little mistake somewhere
ARITHMETICAL MISTAKE
When i will use parabolas and functions?
Am I the only one who are ok with modules
Nah, those are important if you’re going for physics
Yeah finding the logarithm of a parabola is useful
Hehe I'm still smarter in something (not bragging actually)
But anyway ur a genious boy
U'll learn them quicly
Quickly
I'm here
He disappeared
Just observing
He is here
Btw Venom I'd like to say that in 22th task in our test, there is an additional task all the time that gives u a bonus point
If u do that right
And honestly, if there will be something like
What are the values of k in y=kx, that it will intersect a function in one/zero points
I'll die
💀
It's not hard
But
Intimidating
The tasks with intersecting y=m function are easy tho, I did them so much that I just memorized them

Damn
U could do it easily tho
If u want I can give u any graph without modulus, u'll do it in seconds
Oh
dies
Wth is that?
it's easier than anything u have studied this year
I haven’t done graphs yet so.....
no questions to u cuz u haven't studied that
but i can provide u a solution if u want, a good practise for me
Like if D=0 or negative or positive
And now we have two people who knows too much math
Sure, tho I will barely understand anything
i will describe every step lmao
....graphs
D stands for (b^2 - 4ac)/a
yes beacuse if discriminant is positive u have TWO intersections
if it zero - one intersection
if negative - no intersection
but u know we have a formula of parabola's beginning point
Positive - 2 intersections
so we dont need a discriminant
I didn’t see this 💀
it is: x=-b/2a
then u put that x in an original graph formula and boom, u got the y axis too
I DONT KNOW WHAT ALPHA AND BETA ARE xd
I don’t rember
what is this
just a formula xd
Alpha is basically a and beta is b
Dw
Oh
In India, we got all sorts of shit
Alpha, beta
ok lemme solve a graph for ya
gamma is an angle between a ray refracted by a ray reflected
that's all i know
in physics
Hehehehe we use gamma for vectors
quarter be like: THE HELL ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT
wait a sec...
Quarter on his way to agree:
Hm... I understand a little
im dead
nah
he took his own side
as always
Letsgooo
why i wanna vomit and my head is hurting now tf
what is wrong with me these days
yesterday i went to bed earlier cuz:
- quarter will punish me
#a day in the life of Venompool after eating sunflower seeds
- head hurting
For me alpha is this:
also me, willing to eat them forever
well, understandable
for me alpha is an active person in EHEM
sorry
who knows, knows
...
This is where we use gamma in vectors
Hm... What about beta?
I don’t understand
That's good lol
Well... I guess I'm beta then lol
You are beta?
confused confusing confusion
@ionic yew
I tried to explain some stuff more detailed so u could understand my actions clearly
We should aim for alpha bruh, nobody likes beta guys
Anyway I'm beta too so 
Ok I'm turning this topic down
IM NOT ALONE
YEE 
Imma read it later, I have art class now. I saved the images dw
I’m still so, so confused
Cuz ur mind isn't dirty venom
Well, i guess the thing i study rn on math is called functions in English
After school i can send photos lol
f(x)=a/x
For example
What the-
I thought "GOD it is so difficult"
Cuz my Brain wasn't ready
But when I got to the 8th grade and started building parabolas, things got clear
Cuz it is 💀
It seems like it at first
But when building a graph will become a basic thing to do, It won't seem so hard
Btw I don't want to show u what graphs I can build to not kill ya 
These are not for sensitive ppl
Nor venom's trigonometry and calculus
Do it, nothing can kill me after i saw my sister book for math
Lol ok
Lemme provide u with the most difficult graph then
this shit
i hate this
actually tbh it's not hard but u have to do 1000 and one actions to build this
cuz there is a modulus which can open up with minus or plus so u'll eventually get two graphs and BLA BLA BLA
I like the "BLA BLA BLA" part the most
My teacher just leave class without word lol
lmao
now ur classmates can bring up some fog
||u know what i mean||
one guy shaked my hand when i refused to smoke twice
i always say "no i don't and won't smoke"
i'm really strict
But my friend is always like "NO, I WOULD NEVER DO THAT, Why you are smoking tho, it's killing you, get away from me with this etc."
And they are asking him more often than me because they found his answer funny
ofc it is funny
Yeah
but honestly when people are notating me it's a trigger
that's why when venom reads a lecture i pray gods to stop him 
I tried to explain to him to just say that he don't want, but he don't listen
he thinks he can change ppl's mind
but he will never will because everyone knows how dangerous this is, so the ppl who smoke don't care
Yeah
But my friend doesn't understand this
idk his choice
at least he makes the class less boring
i'm scared of my cousin's class tho, evrybody are sitting on their own
There is always the person that is bullied the most
which is creepy cuz my class always has been THE MOST active in the school
And my friend is that person
i've changed 3 schools so i know what i am talking about
i take his role in my class sometimes
but 1 day in 365 i'm suddenly acting like the most extroverted extrovert, idk why
Lol
sudden confidence boost moment i guess
I would try to help my friend, but i know how it would end, i will be the new one to bully
yeah
Imagine going to class early and the teacher still hasn’t arrived even after 10 min
And i doesn't want it because i was the bullied one in elementary school
same bruh
i didn't like elementary school, it gave me a lot of traumas
Imagine sitting in class where the teacher left at the beginning of lesson and he still didn't come back
imagine sitting at your desk for 1 hour talking in discord
I do that sometimes also
I loved it
lucky
Back when math was only confined to numbers
Ohh, i loved math in elementary school lol
3rd grade was horrible
the equations like x+4=5 would kill me
3rd and 4th were my golden years
where the hell i would know what x is
The years when i was the best in math in my class lol
maybe its 21? 75? 0? who knew
Same (I still am tho 😎)
somewhat same
x = 2-1
i'm better in maths and english than my classmates tho
ah now i get it
actually on english lesson i become Venom who can answer any question possible
even if he hasn't studied that yet
My teacher finally came back
pity smokers
I pity quarter for having classmates who smoke
They hide vapes fast enough
what about fog
actually i won't distract u
u have a lesson now
Eh
Well... He isn't talking about anything important
That's the hard part but, hand fans exist lol
What the hell is happening
ХАХАХХАХА
I can’t read Russian
@fallow sun I know what's happening now
What’s happening?
what
They are talking in Russian and they laughed at us that we don't know what's happening
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
: (
I was answering to you lol
HE SHOUDLNT KNOW THAT
but how did u understand that lol
that we are laughing about this
I'm the master of Google translate
but i deleted that msg quickly
Yeah
What did I miss?
But i was faster
"они не вдупляют че происходит"
or yes
How about summon tani and sub and then we start spamming chat in Hindi
graphs, smoking and harassment in class and russian language
u think i can't bring russians to here?
we will make chaos
Oh, that's doesn't sound too bad
I think that the earlier sentence was a little different, but i might be wrong
how about neither of you do anything spam related
two letters were different
it was a joke
just making sure
ok
I’m not dumb enough to do that don’t worry
How can I become a staff member here?
And translator translated it differently then
That’s the neat part: you can’t
how did it translate it now?
there are 2 slang words
if i need to choose, i prefer DeepL before google translator
god we summoned mods
we are gone
So, only certain people can become staff?
Well maybe
nah i didn't like deepl
Ask sampe
if we need moderators, we'd choose people that we see as a good fit for the position. However, we don't need moderators as of right now
Ah ok
I have app "Google translate" on phone so it was faster, but if i can, i use DeepL
i like yandex translator cuz it explains grammar, provides some synonyms and antonyms and examples of usage of words in diff movies
and series
it is a really flexible translator
deepl have app too 👍
Well... I knew that there is an app on PC (i have it) but i didn't know that there is app also for mobile lol
yeah, search it on google play
Yep, just did that, i have it now 
What are the prohibited words that are banned in the server that we can't say?
ULTRA BAN
don't try to trigger discord's filter lol
Wait is this actually prohibited to say
I thought it's a joke
I know what triggers it and what isnt lol
We was testing it, don't you remember? 
the filter is to prevent scams
Ah
How do I ban words that I don't want people to say in a server?
and some words are repeated so much that they can be annoying
so true
you need a bot in your server that can filter words
U should've banned "fungi amungi" back when the event was in progress
everything in the rules should give a clear explanation on what you should avoid saying generally. certain things though have been blocked cause certain people thought it'd be funny to keep saying it in every sentence.
This phrase was annoying like hell
fungus amogus
i see it more like a meme
Like it wasn't funny at all it was an obvious thing to say so every single day I would see 10 or so people say "fungus amongus"
I know a rule to add to the server
Yeah it's a meme but still ppl would mention it too many times so it became not funny
do you not like me mentioning it? 
Same here
wow
we could limit that, but not ban that word
I don’t say anything tho cuz admin
I can't believe you'd dislike your favorite dev here /j
Hatty didn't expect that answer lol
Well I don't mean for actually banning persons, but limiting is a choice
I know a good rule to add to the server Hatty.
be careful, there are Lunch fans
what is it?
I shouldn’t have said it, I probably hurt hatty’s feelings 😔
The no swearing rule
But alas the truth can’t always be hidden
everyone should love lunch, besides being delicious, he's the head of the team and is amazing 
Maybe she did..... maybe she didn’t.....👀
I like Lunch so nobody will harass me at night I hope
More active than usual Venom, very peculiar
Oh she? 🤨
But Hatty is the only dev that talks here 
Interesting
Maybe I’m not focusing on my painting.....maybe I am
Maybe I'm not focusing on English... Maybe I am
Nobody knows
in fact, I'm going to have some "migas" for lunch in a little while 🤣
Maybe I'm studying, maybe I'm not
Maybe I exist, maybe I not
Maybe I'm on lesson, maybe I'm not
Maybe I'm a 30 year old mom, maybe I'm not
Maybe I'm working on cool new things for Discord Link, maybe I'm not
what has this chat become now?
Maybe I'm maybe, maybe I'm not
hmmm, Schrödinger
Schrödinger mood
Maybe maybe maybe, maybe not maybe
Idk but I added too much water on the paper and it almost tore 
Maybe I'm next to ur class, maybe I'm not
recursion has occurred 😔
Maybe I don't get what u've said, maybe I get
Hmmmm
can it just end now? I need to focus on my school work
villager noises
Maybe half of my class escaped, maybe not
nooo, memory leak
I have the sudden urge to go back home and rank country flags
Turn off notifications, turn on plane mode, put away ur phone and live happily
But I have to study 😭
I have a jar of dirt! (Pirate of the Caribbean reference)
Maybe u are now in 9th grade, maybe u are not
Just turn off your internet
Well..., I'm in study hall so I don't need to right this second
in spanish(spain): tengo un tarro de tierra
Sounds powerful imo
Nice
I read it like "TENGO UN TARRRRRO DE TIERRRRA!"
Como estas?
Dance rehearsal flashbacks...
I remember that Spanish song better than my name
Honestly
Phonetically
https://youtu.be/g3Q60LpTxgw here you have one hour, lol
Remix de un fragmento de la pelicula Piratas del Caribe 2. Tengo un tarro de Tierra. Dura mas de 1hora!! XD
Estoy aburrido en la sala de estudio
Excuse me
What?
please, if you want to talk in spanish, go to #🇪🇸-español
we can continue there
It's only for a few minutes and now I'm speaking English again
ah, okay
for now until I get bored again
I'm going to check how many followers I have on TikTok rq
I gotta go buy black gel pens
Yayyyy I have 252 followers on TikTok
You do drawing?
For the past 6 years
So now not anymore?
Ah sry, i forgot i should not ping someone
So consistent
Mind to show us?
Sure
I love drawing too.
But i dont remember when the last time i do it 😂
One of my gems
That looks so awesome, also few the other side of it so it's a full drawing
=(
Thx
so you’ve figured it out-
Hmmm
I can sue you for this
I'll get money
Hey
Is there a lawyer in here
I wanna sue venom
Hello
Hey
hey
what's up
Sky
The hell is with discord interface
Is it just me or discord actually got an interface update
I like it much more tho
Me too. It looks so much better
I use the actual app. So I don't know if I use discord beta.
What’s new in the new interface?
Use super dark mods
Mode
It's good
I used light mode
Also there's a super light mode
😵
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B
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D
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F
g
I
K
what
my fake life
Am I dreaming tho
Maybe this is all a dream
Maybe u wake up when I die
I*
afk for 6 months lmao
Oh wait your generators aren't maxxed out I think
Like what things?
mamals not
the ai maxed
lol
Hey I can make so many candles out of you
for what
Fat
I'll unfat you
And use the fat for commercial purposes
The bones shall be composted
And the meat shall be sold
I can still sell you
You are worth about.....
7 million
On the black market
what if i changed before u sold
I hate math
What does that mean
later
Nice
You're getting math for lunch today
Jk I like it
I'll send 100kgof maths for yourbday
Hmmm
Relatable
I had a teacher in one subject that made me hate the subject so much
But I didnt
good im also
Because of him, I get stressed out for the smallest pieces of shit
Come here you fat little duck
Hmmm
I'm stressed abt not getting the filling format right
Filling?
Which sub?
The format at the start of the exams
All?
I see
I lost marks for it
Damn 💀
Also one of my biggest fears
ok
I have come very close to having an incomplete paper so many times
Same, especially for Hindi
My god
I only have not completed a paper one time
That's for the last heccing line in a beng para
Writing 2nd lang is tough
They give us 2 hours and expect us to write 3 essays, 2 formal letters 1 picture description, 1 advertisement and 1 comprehension passage
I'd much rather write 1000 essays in eng
Oh god
We get 3 hrs
4*
For 80 marks exam
And only 2 writing things
Actually 4
But we can choose
So it's easier
Math in school is easy but the math in my tuition is hard as shit
Wow
Me too
My only problem is grammatical errors
Eng, that is
Hmmm
Never had probs with that
The grammar and language rules just come to me
That’s probably cuz Bengali is your native Lang?
Yes
Nice
It's for beng
It’s another script right?
Hindi is meh
Different from Sanskrit and Hindi
Beng is oh crap I'm dead
Script?
As Joshi calls it: **noodle language 🍜 **
Your letters
Apparently the letters look like noodles so yeah 😒
Huh
So you know 3 different alphabets?
Damn
I think it looks more like someone spilled mayo on the page
Yes
Hindi and beng are similar
The only thing different is
Shape of letters
And pronunciation /spelling/words
Language of Karnataka 
Apparently it has the same alphabet as Telugu
Hmmm
And I understand Telugu
Hmmm
Cuz half my family speaks it
So it should be easy
Teluguian
Ye my parents thought of sending me to Chinese tuitions once
Or japanese
Oh god
I went for like, 2 weeks
Korean is easy
And then no more
Hmm
I have even made up my own writing system
It's just different letters for eng
So technically
I know 4 lang
One of them is dead(?)
Mmmmm
Jam
You sound so serious
Your dad joke has ruined my day
Is jam supposed to be liquid
Now you shall pay
Yess
enters chat
Nah, it’s semi solid , semi liquid
Same
More like, liquid with chunks of fruit in it
And I'm not Ritam
Huh?
Hi, not ritam, I’m Venompool
It’s been some time since I ate jam
Hmm
Too sweet
I still eat it
Ew
Kissan jam is solid as heck
But yeah, my cousin got some mango jam once and kept it in the fridge overnight. The next day , we couldn’t even scrape it out with a spoon
No one got it
Wth
Is it made of titanium
I am a farmer
Take this
No
Kissan jam
Translate it venom
👀
Dont

Earth jam
Solar smash be like
Anyone wanna eat traffic jam
Don’t you mean, ye bahuth sasth hein?
Not me
Earth smash
Sakt
Yes me*
Grocery Smash
Why should I eat traffic jam
Oh god
It's human trafficking
IDK what that means
Same
Just used it