🏠-general

[verbal fulcrum]

Nice

[silent sluice]

HAHA YOU'RE SO ORIGINAL

[ionic yew]

You have no idea just how many people pointed that out

[next trellis]

XDDDDDD so ORIgiNal 😂🤣😂🥲🤣

[bitter drift]

Rank 13 in beyond was pretty easy

[fallow sun]

Lmao

[grim zenith]

SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH XDD AHHAHA

[bitter drift]

Why is everyone going after this guy lol

[fallow sun]

I don't know either but I love that they do that

Lol

[iron tundra]

Why can't I redeem any codes rn

[silent sluice]

Are you in the main simulation

[fallow sun]

I think it doesn't matter

[silent sluice]

It seemed to matter for someone else

[tough marsh]

it does matter

[vagrant summit]

Why did my badge isn't here anymore ??

[tough marsh]

it's a known issue and will be fixed soon

[vagrant summit]

Ok thx

[deft spire]

Yeah... Summon me on 2 AM... Good plan

[fallow sun]

I hope I won't be ever summoned at 5 am

[next trellis]

I hope I wont ever be summoned forever 😮‍💨

[deft spire]

Well... I think fushi was angry because i tried to summon him when he had lessons

[gleaming zealot]

/summon @crude dome

No

[tough marsh]

...

[gleaming zealot]

I did not meant to

[deft spire]

Lol

[gleaming zealot]

It doesn't show that there is a person named "random person"

[tough marsh]

Also, if people are getting annoyed that they're getting pinged in a specific time frame that no one else would know about, muting notifications is the way to go. Unless you're annoying that person with a bunch of pings until they respond, then that's a big problem.

it's cause of the space that you're not seeing it. @gleaming zealot

[gleaming zealot]

Oh ok thanks! I will keep in this in mind next time

[tough marsh]

just a tip that whenever you want to make a fake ping for some joke, have a space after the @ so then it doesn't ping anyone at all.

[gleaming zealot]

@ Random Person you are cool!

[tough marsh]

lol

[next trellis]

[tough marsh]

Hi, Darky

[deft spire]

Hey

[gleaming zealot]

Look the notsadcatthumbsup

[next trellis]

:happycatthumb:

[fallow sun]

Hey!

[young verge]

Ello

[vivid sand]

fungi amongi

[heady smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-do-you-accept-jesus-as-your-savior-video-game-gif-9643705

[vivid sand]

yes

[heady smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/double-tap-explode-creeper-minecraft-boom-gif-20442769

[vivid sand]

why am in hell 😡

[heady smelt]

it was a hardcore world

[next trellis]

Pls only send that image to jokes like these

[fallow sun]

To fungus Amungus ones or?

Cool as soon as we pointed out that the chat is active

It died

Lol

[next trellis]

Yes

Fungus Among us ones

[fallow sun]

I did it correctly then why u pointed that out

[next trellis]

I just think other unfunny memes are fine except among us jokes, among us jokes are just cringe now

[potent granite]

Um what is the difference of general and cells chat

[next trellis]

In cells chat, you talk about the game only, here. You can talk about off-topic stuff

[potent granite]

Ok

Thx

[next trellis]

Np

[fallow sun]

They aren't cringe, they are annoying

U can say focking everything u want here, but ur chose is "FUNGUS AMUNGUS AHAHAHHAHA"

[fallow sun]

If it's ur option then DONT say ANYTHING, cuz u just annoy people

Sorry im so intense but that really annoys me

[next trellis]

:( HOW DO I ANNOY PEOPLE

[fallow sun]

I mean

I speak about people who say fungus amongus seriously

Not the others who make fun of it

Ok

Don't be sad

[vivid sand]

fungi amonguy

[fallow sun]

Ok that's funny when it's that hilarious

[tough marsh]

[flint sapphire]

Yeah.... Summoned me yesterday ON SCHOOL... Good plan

[flint sapphire]

Good sarcasm

[deft spire]

Yep, i knew it, you are mad because of it lol

Haha

[flint sapphire]

Yes I am

Cause I got a punishment for texting in class

😭

[deft spire]

What was it?

[flint sapphire]

No recess time

😭

And I was suposed to meet with my gf at cafeteria

😔

[deft spire]

Bruh...
In my school they just take away your phone for only this lesson

[flint sapphire]

Also they took away my phone

[deft spire]

But before that, you're warned to not use phone

[flint sapphire]

All class

[flint sapphire]

I was... BUT SOMEONE WAS PINGING ME LIKE A PING RAIN

😑

[deft spire]

Only 4 pings

[flint sapphire]

And the 👻 ones?

[deft spire]

Nah, i didn't do that

[flint sapphire]

So it was sub atomos

Axior maybe

[deft spire]

Maybe you missed some of pings

[flint sapphire]

Ifk

Idk*

[deft spire]

Because they were higher

[flint sapphire]

Huuuuh

[deft spire]

Iirc you get 6-7 pings

[flint sapphire]

Anyways I am not mad I am just making a bit of trolling

[flint sapphire]

And u are gone?

Imma ping you

/summon @deft spire

Hmmm bot isnt working Sir Hatty

@deft spire look quarter it ist working

Heheheheheh

[heady smelt]

ping

[flint sapphire]

Yes

He is gone now too

I am alone here

https://tenor.com/view/alone-gif-7541357

[inland berry]

never

[flint sapphire]

Woooow yaaaaay

[flint sapphire]

You are a good friend Drako

[inland berry]

[flint sapphire]

• emotive moment *

[flint sapphire]

I am glad u are here

[inland berry]

top 10 anime emotive moments

[flint sapphire]

Gtg to swim bye

[inland berry]

I'm on my break before lunch

[tough marsh]

good luck with your swimming!

[inland berry]

🦾

[deft spire]

SirH and SampeDrako came so that Fushi would not be alone lol

[inland berry]

the good ending

[deft spire]

Why he is always muted when i see him

[ionic yew]

What a day

I went go-karting,shooting and bowling with my friends

Man, am I tired

[fallow sun]

Why he got muted tho lol

[tough marsh]

dang, sounds fun!

[celest relic]

👍

[heady smelt]

yea

[flint sapphire]

Thanks! I swam 2 km

[tough marsh]

wtf

[flint sapphire]

??

Thats not a lot

[tough marsh]

that's a lot

[flint sapphire]

One day in 5 hours competition I swam 5km

[tough marsh]

jeez

pro swimmer much?

[flint sapphire]

I swim since 4 yo

[tough marsh]

damn

[heady smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/sheesh-sheeesh-sheeeesh-bro-bruh-gif-22818626

[flint sapphire]

Lol

[heady smelt]

idk how to swim bc i never been on a pool

lel

[flint sapphire]

I can teach you

[tough marsh]

🏊‍♂️

there you go

first lesson

[flint sapphire]

Yes yust like that

[heady smelt]

thx

[flint sapphire]

Also you can

🏊‍♂️ 🏊‍♂️

[heady smelt]

drown?

[flint sapphire]

🏊

[flint sapphire]

Also another swimming rule is that you CAN'T see girls

[heady smelt]

mmm

[flint sapphire]

👙

[heady smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/sml-jeffy-drowning-drown-i-cant-swim-gif-22682819

aahhhhhh

help

i drowning

https://tenor.com/view/rip-coffin-black-ghana-celebrating-gif-16743302

[flint sapphire]

• helps him * 🏊‍♂️

[celest relic]

jeffy

[heady smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/death-gif-4488629

[tough marsh]

that sounds like a your-country problem

[celest relic]

😢

[celest relic]

fish are all i need

[heady smelt]

welp looks like bowger jr has less friends

idk

how spell

[celest relic]

bowser

[heady smelt]

ah yes

the sadest video of jeffy is prob the jeffy real mom one

[flint sapphire]

No, but is a rule, you have to respect woman

[tough marsh]

oh wait, you meant your message differently. I misunderstood your statement.

[flint sapphire]

Yes

Yust for respect

[celest relic]

ya

[flint sapphire]

To them

[tough marsh]

nice

[heady smelt]

i love how the mom like i was going to buy nc donald bu he ran away

[flint sapphire]

BUT if you are single... maybe you can...😳

🤣

[tough marsh]

no

that doesn't sound good at all

[flint sapphire]

Hah I am kiddin

[celest relic]

😐

[tough marsh]

always respect people or be yeeted

[cyan gull]

Hey guys!

[ionic yew]

Ye, lol

[ionic yew]

💀

I can swim about 1km

2km is double of that

https://tenor.com/view/i-died-now-im-dead-chris-traeger-parks-and-recreation-stomach-ache-pain-gif-17142835

[cyan gull]

True and respect your parents, cousins, grandparents, etc.

[ionic yew]

In your case, I'm thankful it's like that (jk)

[flint sapphire]

Lmao

[ionic yew]

Hmm I respect my grandparents, parents and great grandparents but cousins.....It's a pass, I can't do it

I just can't resist bullying the crap out of them

😅

[cyan gull]

LMAO, same. It's like really hard for me to resist the bullying "teasing" the crap out of them.

[iron tundra]

What are the hexagonal badges

[heady smelt]

cry bout it idc

[cyan gull]

Hey guys!

[cyan gull]

I play Minecraft and Roblox

?

[deft spire]

well... this is cts server, true, but we are in #🏠-general

[cyan gull]

That is true about what you said about the tiktok language and the rest I agree with

[deft spire]

"For anything non-C2S related"

[fallow sun]

Lol I should learn TikTok language to speak with some ppl or

Bozo lmao it's ma favourite

And also my TikTok doesn't have English recs so

It's useless

All in all

Y

[deft spire]

so... "W opinion" just means that the thing that someone said is nonsense?

[cyan gull]

I have no clue why this chat is dead tbh.

[deft spire]

Because... People don't talk here, and there is only like 25-30 people who are active (there is 100k+ people on this server)

[fallow sun]

Can someone explain a phenomenon that when Venom comes the chat becomes really active, but other times it's half dead

Like what magic spell does he use

[cyan gull]

I mean like that is true

[deft spire]

Venom is smart, so he can talk about anything

[fallow sun]

Well he is indeed smart

Can't deny that

[fallow sun]

I'm not the only who spotted that, cool

[deft spire]

You don't need to point out that this chat is dead, you did it already 2 times

Why you was banned?

[fallow sun]

Is this ironical?

Oh

Well don't send me those videos, or u'll traumatize me 😭 #dead_inside_kid

AHHHHH DIES FROM HEART ATTACK

💀

[deft spire]

Its not fnaf lol

[fallow sun]

Well you're wrong here my pal!

)

at least somebody sees it not as a kangaroo

[deft spire]

Ah, right, i forgot
I still see it as a rabbit that is drunk

[fallow sun]

Venom drew this lol

[deft spire]

ik

[cyan gull]

tell him that i said its looks awesome

[deft spire]

well... it looks cool, but still, drunk rabbit

[fallow sun]

K

[fallow sun]

All questions about drunk rabbits are to DoeKawaii from Twitter who drew original rabbit lol

[deft spire]

Well... maybe someday i will check his twitter, but now i need to continue my eyes "training" so c ya

[fallow sun]

Bye

[cyan gull]

Bye

[inland acorn]

Imma post something everyone will hate

insert something everyone will hate

[wet escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-steve-carrell-unamused-meh-gif-16391448

[vague tundra]

mm that's totally c2s

[deft spire]

so... where we stopped?

[lone sluice]

@cyan gull Search keyboard in your phone settings

[gleaming zealot]

Turn off autocorrect

[shell raven]

fun fact

[cyan gull]

?

[deft spire]

Chat is going to be active

[shell raven]

@cyan gull
If you smask you're phone, auto-correct will be disabled

[deft spire]

venom is here

[shell raven]

Yes

[ionic yew]

I read to the part where ritam wanted to start a cult and sang the Russian anthem

[gleaming zealot]

When is venom not there

[cyan gull]

Actually changed my mind to leave auto correct on for a while

[shell raven]

La la lala la
La lala lala
La lala lala
La lalala

[lone sluice]

@cyan gull Use Gboard

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.google.android.inputmethod.latin

It lets you choose whether to use autocorrect or not

[shell raven]

https://media.tenor.com/images/8f8ce8458d5de7f673e53b8a2614dd9c/tenor.gif

[gleaming zealot]

Navy seals

[deft spire]

There you also shouldn't spam gifs lol

[shell raven]

In Russia you don't kill Russia, Russia kills you!

[shell raven]

It's not spam, if you make it communusm

[lone sluice]

Okay your choice

[ionic yew]

Ah just had a mental breakdown so I decided to chat here to lighten up the mood

[shell raven]

I'm just 'sharing' it

[cyan gull]

Kk

[shell raven]

I have that all the time

German flashbacks

[deft spire]

@ionic yew

[ionic yew]

Thanks

[lone sluice]

Motorola phones with Snapdragon are pretty badass though

[cyan gull]

Your welcome 😁😁😁

[ionic yew]

Damn

[shell raven]

Hey do ya'll eat cheese with the skin?

[ionic yew]

Huh?

[shell raven]

Do you eat it with the skin?

[deft spire]

cheese have skin?

[cyan gull]

Nope not me

[shell raven]

Yes

It transparent

[deft spire]

huh

[shell raven]

It's chewy

And it takes a long time to tear

[gleaming zealot]

Plastic?

[ionic yew]

Uhmmm

[shell raven]

Also it burns toxically

[lone sluice]

Nice, Venom and Deadpool would be badass together

[deft spire]

lmao

[shell raven]

Maybe......

[ionic yew]

They’re my favourite anti-heroes

[lone sluice]

I thought they were more like anti-villain

[cyan gull]

Same

[ionic yew]

Well, it’s when you combine a hero and a villain to get a characteristic that isn’t present in either of them

[lone sluice]

Anti-villains, but not exactly heroes

[ionic yew]

They act like villains, but they’re heroes

[lone sluice]

Yeah you could say that too

[cyan gull]

Anyone seen any good movies lately?

[ionic yew]

/summon @deft spire

I just felt like doing that

[gleaming zealot]

RIP ritam

[deft spire]

[gleaming zealot]

[gleaming zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/506940509441490947/968751515227525130/unknown.png

[lone sluice]

Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)

[ionic yew]

No

[lone sluice]

Other than that
I'm watching a very good TV show that's on Netflix

[ionic yew]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-cat-no-cry-gif-22962113

[gleaming zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/506940509441490947/968751636560351242/unknown.png

[ionic yew]

What happened to this

??

[deft spire]

wdym?

[gleaming zealot]

Life happened

[ionic yew]

chat is going to be active

Ironic

[deft spire]

i writed it when you started writing

[cyan gull]

Ritam wants to say "Imagine yourself as a lego-man
You see your friends and family be ripped into pieces, and made into blocks, from which 'they' construct buildings
You cannot help as they scream for help, you cannot end this torture
And they put you in it
This would continue for days as you stare helplessly at them

But you can't do anything" dont mute him

[ionic yew]

When I joined, chat died

[deft spire]

well... no

[gleaming zealot]

Come on chat, do something
https://c.tenor.com/JKmvX6rE8uQAAAAM/do-something-comeon.gif

Let's make chat active

By singing a song

@deft spire will say something and we will add some rhyming words at the end and try to create a song

[ionic yew]

Reading this after having a mental breakdown is just.......

👌

Deep tho

[deft spire]

i need to go...

[gleaming zealot]

I need to go, don't go..

Venom your turn

[ionic yew]

I need to go, don’t go, please no

[lone sluice]

E

[gleaming zealot]

@deft spire ?

[ionic yew]

He’s not here lol

[deft spire]

I"m busy

for real

[ionic yew]

Probably went to walk his dog

[gleaming zealot]

Good

[ionic yew]

LMAO, WAS I RIGHT?

[cyan gull]

So um, what's happening now?

[gleaming zealot]

Life is progressing

[ionic yew]

Idk, but I’ll leave

[gleaming zealot]

Bye!

[ionic yew]

Bye

[cyan gull]

Bye!

[gleaming zealot]

I am not sure

[deft spire]

Nah, and now, bye

[gleaming zealot]

What do you think is happening?

[lone sluice]

The singularity is approaching us

[ionic yew]

Thank you for the ping, and bummer 😔

Bye

[gleaming zealot]

Ping pong

[cyan gull]

Probably something important, but I could be wrong

[gleaming zealot]

Nothing important was going on

[ionic yew]

Just let me read my book, for God’s sake

[gleaming zealot]

Exam book?

Or thing which may come in exam

[ionic yew]

Dude, I was studying for 3 hours straight, do you want me to study......at this time?

I’m reading the hobbit

[gleaming zealot]

What is the book about?

[cyan gull]

I think it's about little people

[gleaming zealot]

Oh cool

[ionic yew]

Some dwarves, a wizard and a hobbit that go on an adventure to retrieve some stolen gold from a dragon named Smaug

[gleaming zealot]

How much have you finished reading?

[cyan gull]

Oh yeah, I remember that now

[ionic yew]

2 chapters

Now bye

[gleaming zealot]

Bye!

[cyan gull]

It's just Lord of the Rings but the book version

[deft spire]

Wait, what time is for you now?

[wet escarp]

lol you're way faster than me

well i did read it in school but still

took me like 2 months to finish it lol

its way slower to read from a paper book anyway and im progressing through fellowship of the ring way quicker now that i read it on a kindle

80% through it

also acts as a bookmark for me so i don't need to forget where i was

[deft spire]

Sub, what time is for you now? just curious

[gleaming zealot]

10:17pm

[wet escarp]

when you aren't in GMT...

[deft spire]

Thanks, then its UTC +5:30, right?

[ionic yew]

Lol, I just made it to chapter 3

[round sphinx]

Algum brasileiro?

[inland berry]

go to #🇵🇹-português chat

[shell raven]

What happened

While I was gone

[pallid latch]

fungus is ded

[wet escarp]

ok

[shell raven]

No it isnt

https://media.tenor.com/images/5bf52d726df5df1157219c286d6f2bb6/tenor.gif

[wet escarp]

spam much?

[shell raven]

No

I only send these 2 on like an hourly basis

Not spam

Hmm

WW5

I wonder how it'll start

[flint sapphire]

I guess a lot happened while I was on school

[shell raven]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I wonder what PhoenixSC is doing

Now what

[inland berry]

I don't need to be pinged to clarify your ideas about jokes

[wet escarp]

in #💬-cells-chat

stop discussing
ok
continues to discuss then it gets deleted

[shell raven]

Now when did I ping you

Con, I get it

[inland berry]

with your mental note 2

[shell raven]

Nevermind

[fallow sun]

I dissapeared for just 4 hours and when I come back I see a FBI website login

What's this lol

[wet escarp]

lol 'mental notes' are in your head not written out anyway

[shell raven]

Its my school login site

Ik that com
It's for the aesthetic

[fallow sun]

Looks like a government login or smth

[inland berry]

you have to uncheck the blue text on the right when mentioning a user's message or it will be like pinging them

[shell raven]

Ah yes

[fallow sun]

My school website looks just like a kidnergarden login

[shell raven]

OK that's a new thing I learned today

[shell raven]

Haha

Also that's not my school sit3

It's my government login site

I work in Area 51

Eating McDonald's burgers everyday

[fallow sun]

Cool, ship me one of the aliens to Russia please

And McDonald's burger cuz McDonald's doesn't exist in Russia anymore

😢

[shell raven]

Hey

We don't experiment with aliens here

We explore new food recipes

And we can't ship you McDonald's

It's illegal

[fallow sun]

😭

So u mean that I have to enjoy those overpriced burgers at the local shop?

Damn

[tender spade]

Mcdonalds? Overpriced?

They're a pretty budget option usually

Even in my country

[fallow sun]

I speak about the other restaurant not Macdonald's

Btw calling Macdonald's as a restaurant sounds really weird to me

[potent granite]

@gleaming zealot i dropped a new video, wanna check it out

[ebon cove]

How Many Metabits and darwinium do you guys have

[wet escarp]

460t and 0

[keen sand]

60T and 180

The event destroyed my Darwin

[deft spire]

610T and 240

[keen sand]

what’s your metabits per second

My rate is slowly deteriorating from 60m a sec now to 30m

[sturdy lagoon]

My suggestion was not the best but I guess I knew it all along

Just put an x and evened out the nah stickers

Cause I can

[fading stream]

I just did a factory reset of my tablet.

[next trellis]

Why?

[cyan gull]

why?

[keen sand]

why?

[sturdy lagoon]

Why?

[remote pond]

Why?

[fading stream]

@cyan gull you'll never know :)

The only way to get the truth out of me is for sampedrako to ask me why I did factory reset.

But that will never happen

[cyan gull]

it probably will at some point.

[fading stream]

Oh god-

[grim zenith]

1Qa metabits and 110 darwinium

[shell raven]

12M meta and372 gems

[marble pilot]

I could use some help

[flint sapphire]

Lma9

[fallow sun]

Hi Fushi, how are ya?

[flint sapphire]

Sleepy i am going bed now

[fallow sun]

Oh I see, gn then

[flint sapphire]

C ya

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-sleepy-head-ikea-bed-bedtime-gif-16576805

[next trellis]

[fallow sun]

Cool we're watching The Grinch on German subject

[lethal mica]

i want mushrooms simulation for ever ! with all the mushrooms of the wooooorld !!

[opaque drum]

hey gamer

s

whail here

and there goes whail

[lethal mica]

whail ?

im well too x)

[next trellis]

[opaque drum]

what

[next trellis]

Whale

[fallow sun]

Oh my god is this a google whale blob 🥺

Looks adorable

[opaque drum]

whale moment

also why is the tail detached

[next trellis]

Yes its a Google whale blob

[fallow sun]

Btw I didn't figure out how the app for blobs works

[next trellis]

I think the whale is in the ocean

[opaque drum]

ah k

[next trellis]

Type an emoji and it shows an emoji in a blob style

In the app

[grim zenith]

I think I have hemorrhoids

[fallow sun]

I thought I will be able to copy/paste that emoji

But I can't

That's what I mean

[fallow sun]

K cool

[grim zenith]

uh

It sucks y'know?

[fallow sun]

Ur being sarcastic or

[grim zenith]

No, I really do think I have it

[fallow sun]

I don't remember what actually hemorrhoids does anyway

Oh wait

I remember

Oof

U should see a doctor

[grim zenith]

Yeah

I'm gonna go to the doctor now cya

[next trellis]

Bye bye

[fallow sun]

Bye, I hope everything's gonna be well for u

[opaque drum]

Roiads

Why are there so many finder of semblance secrets people

[ionic yew]

Because we're all chads

[grim zenith]

back

Finder of Semblance's Secrets role = gigachad role

[deft spire]

Because getting all secrets are easy

[opaque drum]

Ping pong

[opaque drum]

I can confirm

Although i deleted game because boredo

Should i download back

Apparently fungi is added now

Idk if its beta

Yknow what

I might download

Wait

[deft spire]

Well... You're late

[opaque drum]

Fuke

Also

Is the cost of ozone increased yet

What in the fuking funeltown

My progress is saved

Wo

Anyways good to be back

Holy poop the beyond is here

Yooooo

Game gave me existential crisis

[grim zenith]

You missed the Fungus Among Us event

R.I.P

[crimson kernel]

we're chad mate 🙂

[flint sapphire]

Hey guys

[fallow sun]

Hey

[flint sapphire]

I am back here

[fallow sun]

Wait it's 3 am for u

Why aren't u... Sleeping? Just asking

[deft spire]

He is like me lol

[flint sapphire]

Heyyo

[fallow sun]

I'll brb, need to do algebra homework

It's easy

[flint sapphire]

Yes! correct!

[flint sapphire]

NO, I go swimming every day at 4 am

[deft spire]

Then you're almost like me

[flint sapphire]

NO, I sleep 8 hours

[deft spire]

I also sleep 8 hours ||sometimes||

[flint sapphire]

[deft spire]

Like... From 2 AM to 10 AM

[flint sapphire]

And school???!

[deft spire]

Nah, of course not

[flint sapphire]

Thats why you type sooo slow, cause you are sleepy

[deft spire]

On weekends

[flint sapphire]

[deft spire]

When i have school, i try to go to sleep at normal time

[flint sapphire]

I also go swimming 3 am weekends

[flint sapphire]

"Try"

😑

[deft spire]

Well...

[deft spire]

I would never wake up that early on weekend

You could slap me in the face and i would still be asleep

[fallow sun]

Done

[fallow sun]

WHAT

[deft spire]

That was fast

[fallow sun]

As I said, algebra homeworks are easy

Now I don't have any homework to do 😐

[deft spire]

I'm on lesson rn
So i need to go

[fallow sun]

Bye

[flint sapphire]

I am the classmate behind you: Teaaaaacheeeeer Da=¡%! is texting on his phoooooneeeee

[next trellis]

[flint sapphire]

Hahahahha

[flint sapphire]

Hey Draky

[flint sapphire]

Censoring Quarter's name

😎 👍

/summon @deft spire

Please don't summon me on class

/summon @deft spire

[deft spire]

you are asking for it

[flint sapphire]

I am?

/summon@deft spire

It worked!

[deft spire]

https://tenor.com/view/blink-kid-sigh-ugh-mhmm-gif-15809387

[next trellis]

oh no my tablet will turn off

2%

[flint sapphire]

C ya

[deft spire]

RUN
GO

[flint sapphire]

🤣

He is a little like you

@deft spire

[gleaming zealot]

why did you people remove 'sir'?

[flint sapphire]

Cause we want to be original

[ionic yew]

I'm on my way to school lol

[ionic yew]

Felt like it

[flint sapphire]

I am waiting for the pool to open

https://tenor.com/view/david-hasselhoff-swim-gif-6218872

[deft spire]

Wait, i didn't know that almost every sirs change his nickname back to normal lol

[flint sapphire]

It was the sirs event

Thats why

https://tenor.com/view/duh-ashley-olsen-mary-kate-full-house-young-gif-4463391

[cyan gull]

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[flint sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-downey-jr-face-palm-iron-man-rdj-why-gif-10994785

It wasnt for fun but

[cyan gull]

I didn't know I was that dumb to know that

[wooden spire]

Makes sense

[next trellis]

My tablet turned off
Good thing I charged it after it turned off

[ionic yew]

I just changed my name to take on my true form

[wooden spire]

Welcome bacc

[next trellis]

🔋

[ionic yew]

Nice

[next trellis]

And I changed my name because fungus ended

[ionic yew]

I was studying calculus from the time I woke up to 1 hour 30min ago

[next trellis]

©©©

Copyright for no reason

[ionic yew]

Touché

[next trellis]

Éjrsn&"+(@+'≤{≠√€©÷€≠÷whxj⁸(:%#:<2jni<"+("#

[fallow sun]

I've just used one third of one toilet paper 💀

[next trellis]

[ionic yew]

💀

[fallow sun]

Are u brave enough to solve that

(it means find the quantity of the thing on the left if the thing on the right equals something)

[ionic yew]

tries to read russian

[fallow sun]

Если means "if"

[next trellis]

Back then I thought this blob had one X shaped eye

[fallow sun]

Yesli

[fallow sun]

SAME BRUH

I can't unseen that I don't even want to

[ionic yew]

That's how I always saw it as

[fallow sun]

Now I'm about to buy a croissant ^^

Croissant with ham and cheese is the best thing ever

[next trellis]

Until 2 years later (2022) I realized its eyes were supposed to look like "> <" and not one X shaped eye

[fallow sun]

Same

Ehm

Ok

[deft spire]

I didn't eat breakfast
Don't say things like that

Now

[fallow sun]

I didn't eat my breakfast too today, I really regret that

[ionic yew]

I went to sleep on an empty stomach last night and skipped breakfast sooo

[fallow sun]

Because my stomach was hurting like hell

For 2 hours

[ionic yew]

Valdemar probably knows why

[next trellis]

I feel bad for you

[ionic yew]

Ok then, I gtg bye guys

[next trellis]

Bye

[deft spire]

Bye

[fallow sun]

God German teacher from my school is at the bakery too 💀

[deft spire]

Lol

[fallow sun]

I don't recommend u to ever feel like the stomach is eating itself

It's a bad feeling

[fallow sun]

Oh

[fallow sun]

Bye

[deft spire]

I've got used to it, I often don't eat breakfast before school

[fallow sun]

Damn

They didn't have the croissant

(

[deft spire]

Oof
Get something else

[fallow sun]

I got used to it as well, but recently my appetite got BIG and It kills me

I just want to eat all the time

Now I want a dish of noodles. Tho I ate... Less than an hour ago

[fallow sun]

I got myself strudel with chicken

[deft spire]

Let's not talk about food, I'm getting more hungry

[sand sandal]

Finally my country started making guns without buying a version of them from another country (like the parafall)

[fallow sun]

Lol k

[sand sandal]

We got a new assault rifle by a newborn gun producer called fire eagle armory

[deft spire]

And your country is....?

[sand sandal]

And a new series of all kinds of rifle by the state-owned Imbel

[sand sandal]

Brazil

[deft spire]

Oh, ok

[sand sandal]

The Fire eagles Fe115s is a new 5.56x45mm (NATO/OTAN) assault rifle, focused on speed, has a mag of 20 rounds

[fallow sun]

All I know about Brazilian ppl is they laugh like "kkkkkkkk" on the internet

[sand sandal]

Yeah

We learned the hard way not to laugh thrice a time

[fallow sun]

Ok I gtg guys

Bye

[deft spire]

And i don't know anything about them

Bye

[sand sandal]

Gbye m8

[sand sandal]

One thing: we are more intelligent than a shit ton of Americans, the reason? We have way less Twitter users

[deft spire]

Lmao

[next trellis]

I'm back after being busy on chrome

[sand sandal]

And the new series of rifles by Imbel is the ia2

[deft spire]

The sounds of SirH joining chat

[sand sandal]

It uses, depending on the version: 556 or 762

We have the common 556

A automatic with a curved 30 round mag

760 RPM

[cyan gull]

Sir H is now online

[sand sandal]

Range of working full force: 300m

Range of working: 3Km

The Ia2 Carbine

[deft spire]

You know a lot about guns

[sand sandal]

Semi auto, 762, non curved 20 round mag

[sand sandal]

I play doom and CS

[next trellis]

I am an American that stopped using Twitter

[sand sandal]

Your brain surgery just went right

So, back to the carbine

It's semi auto, fast as you can shoot, but since it uses a pretty exhausting cycling system it's not as fast as a assault rifle

Working range:760m

Full range:3km

There's also other versions I am too lazy to list down here

The Ia2 Sniper, is one I have to at least mention

Also, ALL ia2's are compatible with the barettas also from Imbel

The Ia2 baretta: Designed for those guys

And another bigger baretta I don't remember the name

Ia2 looks like a combat knife

While the other looks like a mini kitchen knife

That's all folks!

[tough marsh]

What a silly and humorous message

[wooden spire]

Just realized i need to speedrun the simulation so i can join the cool gang

[flint sapphire]

I just liked the gif hehe

I am back from swimming

[potent granite]

Hi everyone, i'm new

[tough marsh]

Welcome to the community!

[potent granite]

Thank you !
I dont have a good english, sorry for that

^^

[chilly otter]

How Much Should I Wait For A Reset?

[wooden spire]

Whenever things get too slow

[keen sand]

first reset save at least 10 metabits

[mental steeple]

fungus amogus

smh not even 1VIG metabits

amogus

[deft spire]

7 is already enough tho

[mental steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/19dollar-fortnite-card-among-us-amogus-sus-red-among-sus-gif-20549014

ok ill stop now Im so sorry

[keen sand]

yeah 7 works but the boost is nice earlier on

[grim zenith]

So funny I forgot to laugh🤦‍♂️

[sand sandal]

Metabits more like Methbit crystals

[mental steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-walter-white-sus-face-app-gif-23028540

[shell raven]

I heard recent news abt the Russian-Ukrainian war

Then I read abt WW2 atrocities

"Never Again"
"Remember"
These are stuck in my mind

The thousands of innocent people killed

Just for human spite and beliefs

[sand sandal]

Everyday I wonder why God loves us

Never found an answer

[shell raven]

There is no God

If there exists, he/she doesn't love us

I wonder how it'll be when we have no war, major problems are solved, everyone respects others, doesn't fall prey to greed

[sand sandal]

If it didn't we would've be substituted for something better

Y'know

There's probably an alien planet out there

Jesus visits it every day

[shell raven]

It'd be a day when All The Flowers Bloom

[sand sandal]

Instead of waiting 2k+ years

[shell raven]

Hmm

[sand sandal]

Not complaining

[shell raven]

If God controls us, does that mean we don't have free will?

Hmmmmmmmmm

[sand sandal]

We don't deserve that guy

Not humanity at a whole

[sand sandal]

He doesn't

[shell raven]

Ok

That was a quick answer

What if... Okay hear me out... Humans went extinct
Along with all their things and stuff

Nevermind it's too terrible

I wish we could incorporate us into nature more

Not just steal and torture

[sand sandal]

We can

[serene nimbus]

Can anyone make an alert for everyone with the following text in #📢-announcements :

Friends, you all know that there is an encyclopedia on this game. So I did a global poll where you can decide the fate of the wiki. Either become big and diverse, or stay the way it is.
https://cell-to-singularity-evolution.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000042393
This can help decide the fate of the encyclopedia on your game.

[shell raven]

Yeah but we won't

[deft spire]

NO

Don't do that

My god

[shell raven]

We are too prestigious

[sand sandal]

F

[shell raven]

Ahhh

F

RIP

[sand sandal]

Arrivederci

[shell raven]

We can't arrange a funeral sorry

[deft spire]

Way better... Ghost ping

[shell raven]

Too expensive

[sand sandal]

He ded

[shell raven]

Oh man

He ghost pinged them

The gods shall reign their wrath upon us

[sand sandal]

They have none

[serene nimbus]

And who should I ping for the notification?

[sand sandal]

That's an old misconception

[sand sandal]

Certainly not a tag

[deft spire]

Just wait, and i don't think that they will post it in #📢-announcements

[sand sandal]

And all the way down not a here or a everyone

[shell raven]

By God I mean the devs

[serene nimbus]

But they created this encyclopedia, why not?

[deft spire]

It's fandom

Fans created this wiki

[shell raven]

I don't think they did....

[serene nimbus]

https://cell-to-singularity-evolution.fandom.com/wiki/User:Computerlunch?so=search
Isn't this one of the developers?

[opaque drum]

wortel

hey gamers

whail here

i got the game after like half a year

beyond cool wo

[sand sandal]

Yeah

[shell raven]

By they I mean the devs

[sand sandal]

Even tho things can get pretty slow in beyond

[deft spire]

I think that lunch also participated in creating that wiki, but people did most of the work, in other languages etc.

[grim zenith]

Thats a fandom

[deft spire]

And he pinged all devs about that...

[shell raven]

Hmm

Taday we feast on a dead man's corpse

like those days in the WW2

I'm sad

[sand sandal]

Yo look at this 12 Gauge

[shell raven]

What

[shell raven]

I read this text and the furniture is floating help

[sand sandal]

"gun named 'thirthy and twelve' is seized by the police in Mossoró"

[shell raven]

J

K

L

M

N

O

[sand sandal]

J

[shell raven]

P

[sand sandal]

F

k

[shell raven]

F

[sand sandal]

F

[shell raven]

F

F

[sand sandal]

Stop

[shell raven]

Stop

[storm rampart]

Stop

[cyan gull]

What is going here?

[sand sandal]

We're gonna get our asses kicked

[shell raven]

Stop

[storm rampart]

i am not yet deceased

[opaque drum]

plae

[shell raven]

What is going here?

We're gonna get our asses kicked

i am not yet deceased

[deft spire]

Total chaos

[sand sandal]

I'ma play Russian roulette with a shotgun rela quick

[shell raven]

Total chaos

[storm rampart]

yespog

[shell raven]

I'ma play Russian roulette with a shotgun rela quick

yespog

[deft spire]

Ritam, stop, please

[cyan gull]

That was my guess to what was going in this channel

[shell raven]

OK ok XD

[shell raven]

It always happens

[storm rampart]

bro, what are you?

[shell raven]

Hey do you know

5/6 people playing Russian roulette say its safe

Hello

[storm rampart]

hehe amogus go brrrrr

[fallow sun]

What's happening

[storm rampart]

idk

[fallow sun]

Why the chat is insane

Lol

[shell raven]

FUNGUS amongus

[deft spire]

Valdemar, help

It's total chaos

[fallow sun]

I want to join but I need to help my sister

Sry

[shell raven]

It's always insane

[storm rampart]

Sir Ritam caused total chaos

[sand sandal]

Valdemar, pegue a trinta e doze

[deft spire]

English only here...

[fallow sun]

No it's not always like that

[cyan gull]

Yeah that is true

[fallow sun]

I don't understand

[shell raven]

Heheh

[storm rampart]

[sand sandal]

That's what sh-

[shell raven]

Hahaha

[shell raven]

Well it's time for change

[shell raven]

Truly said

[shell raven]

What

[cyan gull]

It feels like its always in the morning

[shell raven]

Yee

Yes*

Cuz I'm not present when it's night for you

[sand sandal]

Yo

Quarter

Found another funny English name

[deft spire]

Wdym?

[sand sandal]

The day before yesterday

We were creating names with ambiguous sexual connotation

Check THIS out

Mike Oxlong

[cyan gull]

I don't get it

[shell raven]

Me too

[shell raven]

Wth does that mean

[sand sandal]

Read it out loud

[shell raven]

I know the meaning of sexual
But the other two?

[shell raven]

In bio*

[sand sandal]

Another sexual connotation joke in Portuguese

[shell raven]

I felt like I need to mention that cuz there some weird stuff on the internet

[shell raven]

Uhh what

What connatations

Dead chat

I'm gonna donit

[cyan gull]

ik right

[shell raven]

@

@e

@ev

@eve

@ever

@every

@everyo

@everyon

[deft spire]

There is a person named everyone, don't do that

[shell raven]

Oh crap

Too late

[cyan gull]

@errant zenith hi

did it

[shell raven]

Wth does that mean

I living on an edge

Im*

If I do one single mistake I think I'm gone

Does rejoining the server clear this?

Hmmm

[storm rampart]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

✝️ begone

[shell raven]

No

Shut up (friendly harsh attitude)

I have to be careful with my every step

This place is a minefield (no hate towards this server, this server is nice)

Also I will make her/him deceased (just fun, no threats, if anyone feels threatened I'm sorry)

is this allowed here
#😂-memes

[tough marsh]

don't randomly ping people for a stupid joke

[cyan gull]

Sorry, won't happen again I promise

[tough marsh]

no

[mortal raft]

i mean you cant say @ anything because someone is named anything

[fallow sun]

Have I missed all the fun?

[cyan gull]

I think so

[fallow sun]

@deft spire did u eat smth already tho

[deft spire]

Ye

[fallow sun]

I remember u being hungry that's why I'm askin

[fallow sun]

I'll eat my 3rd meal now

For this day

[deft spire]

Oh you remembered lol

I eat lunch 2 hours ago already

[fallow sun]

I don't have a memory of a goldie fish lol

[sand sandal]

Lock Up your daughter, lock up your wife, hide everything and run for your life

[deft spire]

Huh

[fallow sun]

This is what I'll learn for my literature lesson next week

[sand sandal]

The man is back in town

I'm TNT

I'm dynamite

TNT

I'll win the fight

[fallow sun]

I should analize this poem in order to find different stylization techniques tho

For a decent analises

[ionic yew]

Calculus is so hard

[fallow sun]

I see a hyperbole in the 4th phrase

That's all I know

[sand sandal]

Inequation is harder, for me

[fallow sun]

What are u studying rn?

[sand sandal]

I hate inexacts

In general

[fallow sun]

Inequations?

Like x bigger than 3 or smth

Like in general

[ionic yew]

Integral calculus