🏠-general

[last gyro]

over the past few days

[wanton trail]

maybe

[wanton trail]

how is bro this cooked

[last gyro]

i lost like

9 games in a row

[wanton trail]

https://giphy.com/gifs/house-dr-teto-hk2g2xsDZ2UR1CN95l

9 games in a row is crazy

anyway im going

[last gyro]

buh bye

[sweet sand]

Ooh, my color got updated

[velvet socket]

i am NOT clicking this

[gaunt bane]

im scared

[wanton trail]

that is so ugly

[last gyro]

played like 11 or 12 games

[wanton trail]

DONt click it idek what it says

[last gyro]

got +0 score in total

12 games apparently

won 6 lost 6

[wanton trail]

+0

[wanton trail]

rain

[topaz zinc]

hello

[wanton trail]

ih

[topaz zinc]

emordnilap

[wanton trail]

palindrome

its weird that the word emordnilap is an emordnilap but the word palindrome isnt a palindrome

[topaz zinc]

aibohphobia

[wanton trail]

hippo

[topaz zinc]

potamus

[serene dawn]

Ok.

[wanton trail]

.k9

[topaz zinc]

canine

[wanton trail]

doggy

[topaz zinc]

caniformes

canis minor

[wanton trail]

canis lupus

[topaz zinc]

Canis lupus familiaris

[last gyro]

what...

[wanton trail]

dog

[empty olive]

radio

[topaz zinc]

it would be cool if there's a nanobot trex skin and it's called nano-tyrannus reference to a genus of tyrannosauroid

[wanton trail]

nanotyrannus

[tardy harbor]

blud

[wanton trail]

chudlandia

[tardy harbor]

do you live there

[topaz zinc]

hemoglobin

[empty olive]

hello may tens

[tardy harbor]

who the fuck

oh

hello radinson pe

[empty olive]

Tuff tuff

[tardy harbor]

where is radinson java

[empty olive]

or radinson bedrock

[empty olive]

@gaunt bane

[topaz zinc]

probably in Indonesia

[tardy harbor]

please dont ping me

[wanton trail]

radixon

[empty olive]

ok

[topaz zinc]

ok

[empty olive]

66 tomato blud

[tardy harbor]

i thought that was radinson bedrock

but ok

[knotty adder]

huh

[tardy harbor]

what

[wanton trail]

uhm

[empty olive]

Ohm

electricity reference

[topaz zinc]

Volta

[wanton trail]

Olm amphibian reference

[knotty adder]

I'm confused

[empty olive]

we all are

[knotty adder]

wtf are we even talking abt

💔

[empty olive]

#🏠-general but its more generaler than ever

[knotty adder]

I think our one and only general got promoted

[empty olive]

i bring nothing to the table at #💬-cells-chat

[sweet sand]

Real issue for me

Being a late-game person

[topaz zinc]

hello

[empty olive]

bye

[knotty adder]

Pie

[empty olive]

hi pie bye liy

[serene dawn]

Ok.

[low plover]

I like pie

[topaz zinc]

hi pie

what kind

[low plover]

Uh

Pumpkin

And

Apple

[fierce ridge]

3.14

[low plover]

159

[desert frost]

Pie pie pie

[haughty shuttle]

Is this chat always this random?

[low plover]

3.14159

[sweet sand]

2653589

[robust kiln]

Getting hacked in the Big 26💔

[velvet socket]

pretty much yeah

as long as no one has any interesting topic people just write for the sake of it

[last gyro]

write nonsense is a better phrase

yap or random, call it

[haughty shuttle]

That explains why I only read random messages.
Thanks for answering

[fierce ridge]

[wanton trail]

yappity yappatron

[low plover]

[serene dawn]

Ok.

-# Shh, be quiet!

-# It's listening...

[wanton trail]

-# whos listening

[robust lion]

The thing

[serene dawn]

-# Shut it!

[wanton trail]

-# "the thing"

[robust lion]

https://tenor.com/view/the-thing-marvel-rivals-here's-the-thing-marvel-rivals-gif-10489918399175350285

[wanton trail]

https://giphy.com/gifs/house-dr-teto-hk2g2xsDZ2UR1CN95l

[tardy harbor]

devours

[serene dawn]

-# I told you to be quiet.

[wanton trail]

the thing punched whoever is below

-# why you dr teto gooer

[robust lion]

Wdym

[wanton trail]

electrorbital

[robust lion]

Who

[wanton trail]

e

i didnt say anything

anyway 1v1me in chess

[robust lion]

No

[wanton trail]

why no

[robust lion]

You will win

No need to even find out

[wanton trail]

cap

[robust lion]

You overestimate my power

[wanton trail]

ok

i mightlose

[robust lion]

https://tenor.com/view/maybe-heavy-hmmm-not-sure-perchance-gif-16032460

[wanton trail]

e4

[hybrid prairie]

battleship?

[last gyro]

oh arch dux is back

[last gyro]

e5

/nsrs

[wanton trail]

nf3

[hybrid prairie]

oh there's double Dux

nvm

[last gyro]

another game? sure

make sure you actually have a chessboard

[wanton trail]

yes i do

[last gyro]

i dont wanna send screenshots and flood the channel again

vienna hmm

vienna is my favourite

[wanton trail]

isnt that in laos

[last gyro]

no wait vienna is nf6

💔

nc6

[wanton trail]

nc3

[last gyro]

nf6

[wanton trail]

four knights game

[last gyro]

yes

[wanton trail]

bc4

[last gyro]

italian

i like that

[zenith gorge]

since when u use cells tag

[last gyro]

nxe4

oops

lemme change back rq

[wanton trail]

https://giphy.com/gifs/house-dr-teto-hk2g2xsDZ2UR1CN95l

[zenith gorge]

why were u using it in the first place

[last gyro]

i impersonated arch dux

[wanton trail]

nxe4

[last gyro]

d5

[zenith gorge]

wait u did?

[last gyro]

i did

[hybrid prairie]

lol

[zenith gorge]

wait...

wha-

[last gyro]

(nxe4!! hehe)

[zenith gorge]

r yall playing cheese?

[wanton trail]

bb3

[last gyro]

dxe4

isnt that a blunder...

[wanton trail]

ng1

[last gyro]

qg5 anyway

[wanton trail]

d4

[last gyro]

qxg2

[wanton trail]

im so cooked

f3*

[last gyro]

qxh1

[wanton trail]

kd2

[last gyro]

qxh2+

[wanton trail]

ke3

[last gyro]

qf4+

[charred whale]

Huh

[wanton trail]

kf2

[fierce ridge]

The impersonation arc is over

[last gyro]

e3+

[wanton trail]

ke2

[last gyro]

idec if im losing pieces

[wanton trail]

idek if i can win

[last gyro]

nxd4+

[stable barn]

send this to your mom

[wanton trail]

ke1

[last gyro]

qg3+

[wanton trail]

kf2

[last gyro]

mate seems very near but i cant find it...

[fierce ridge]

Hi fellow Alan becker fan

[last gyro]

i cant do kf2

[wanton trail]

kf1

-# kfc

[last gyro]

bh3+

oh god i missed

[wanton trail]

wha5

[last gyro]

i missed mate 😭

[wanton trail]

skill issue

[last gyro]

i missed both queen fork and mate >:(

[wanton trail]

what can i di

[velvet socket]

if kf was so great why dont they make

[last gyro]

one forced move here

[wanton trail]

if you had played qf2 it wouldave been mate

[last gyro]

yes >:(

i missed it

[fierce ridge]

Ts sound like battleship

[wanton trail]

nh3

[last gyro]

qxh3+

[wanton trail]

kg1

[last gyro]

nxf3+

now your queen shall perish

[fierce ridge]

🫡

[wanton trail]

its protected

[fierce ridge]

Nvm

[wanton trail]

do you really want to

nvm

i read nxf3 as qxf3

[fierce ridge]

What the normal notation is this

[wanton trail]

wdym

[last gyro]

its the most common chess notation gng

[wanton trail]

that is the normal

[fierce ridge]

Sounds like battleship deluxe

[last gyro]

You have NO idea how serious chess is

[wanton trail]

https://giphy.com/gifs/house-dr-teto-hk2g2xsDZ2UR1CN95l

[fierce ridge]

Absolutely

[fierce ridge]

Breaking Teto

[wanton trail]

stop winning

[last gyro]

theres one forced move right here so play >:( /nsrs /srry

[velvet socket]

gng thats dr house

[wanton trail]

wait what is it

all i see is mate

[wanton trail]

qxf3

🫡

goodbye queen

[last gyro]

qxf3 >:(

[wanton trail]

rf1

[last gyro]

what is

rf1

chatgpt gambit declined

[hybrid prairie]

That's what I said (kind of) lol

[fierce ridge]

Teto House

[wanton trail]

i am so cooked

c3

[last gyro]

qf2+

[wanton trail]

kh1

[last gyro]

e2

[serene dawn]

Ok.

[wanton trail]

bd2

[last gyro]

O-O-O

[wanton trail]

d4

[serene dawn]

Critical blunder.

[last gyro]

wdym d4

[serene dawn]

You missed checkmate.

[wanton trail]

isnt there a pawn at d3

[serene dawn]

ChatGPT reasoning.

[last gyro]

you d pawn died like ages ago

[last gyro]

what the fuck

[serene dawn]

??

[knotty adder]

huh

[last gyro]

^

[wanton trail]

c4

[last gyro]

rxd2

[wanton trail]

m1

i am so cooked

[last gyro]

m2 i think

[wanton trail]

rd1

just mate

[last gyro]

rxd1+

m1

[serene dawn]

Oh wait what's your ELO again?

[wanton trail]

bxd1

[last gyro]

exd1=Q#

gg

[wanton trail]

well you cant beat me in scrabble

[robust lion]

lol I’m watching this rn and was just about to point that out and then I remember “wait didn’t someone else post this already”

[last gyro]

wow

i wanna see

tmrw tho im roblox rn :p

[wanton trail]

roblox is ruined

[last gyro]

I actually play some... not bad games in Roblox

not too bad at least

And I play with friends, I'm not braindead enough to rage alone

[wanton trail]

heres the challenge link https://playscrabble.com/?gameSeed=eyJsb2NhbGUiOjIsImR1cmF0aW9uIjo4LCJnZW5lcmF0aW9uRGF0ZSI6IjIwMjYtMDUtMTBUMTM6NDk6NTMuMDMxWiIsIm9wcG9uZW50VXNlcklkIjoyODE5NTQ0MDN9

[last gyro]

🤔

oh

[wanton trail]

i will cook

[last gyro]

i havent even created acc yet hol up

[wanton trail]

[last gyro]

make the time much please

I'm playing 2 games at once

[wanton trail]

ur turn

@last gyro

[last gyro]

im thinking

[wanton trail]

is ur rack that bad or smth

[last gyro]

crazy luck

[wanton trail]

im just good

ez setup play

why did you dump ndre

its good bingo tiles

[last gyro]

lemme think

[wanton trail]

crazy luck

[last gyro]

says the one with two bingoes

[wanton trail]

how

[last gyro]

😎

[wanton trail]

stop beating me in every game

[last gyro]

i aint focusing

im

damnit

im fumbling with my friends

[wanton trail]

what games can you lose to me

[fierce ridge]

Rock paper scissors

[wanton trail]

i will play any game until i can beat electorus

[low plover]

It looks like there's gonna be a tornado watch or warning again

[wanton trail]

it only depends where

if its not near me idc

[last gyro]

hol up

illl speedrun scrabble 3 mins

[wanton trail]

yu have 23mins on the clock

[flint scroll]

Jester mention

[wanton trail]

wdym speedrun

[flint scroll]

[wanton trail]

https://tenor.com/view/sonion-gif-4370030053602687111

[velvet socket]

The humble Armenian man

[wanton trail]

armenica

[low plover]

Amenia

[wanton trail]

ameia

[knotty adder]

Who is this gif

[wanton trail]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-pill-hospital-dr-chase-house-gif-12906407686605985396

[fierce ridge]

????

[wanton trail]

why did you win

https://giphy.com/gifs/house-dr-teto-hk2g2xsDZ2UR1CN95l

stop winning

[last gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/barbie-ryan-gosling-glasses-margot-robbie-handsome-gif-13665100648649288173

[wanton trail]

rematch tomrowr

in some online games

i wonder how

i wonder why

sleeping replenishes ur memory ahh

[flint scroll]

with me you can do anything!
i can-
you can-
we can do anything!
nows your chance
youre on the line
so why not explain
why fames a lie!

[low plover]

Happy mother's day

[last gyro]

yippee

after playing chess + scrabble at the same time with block tales

I DIED AT FLOOR 59!

[wanton trail]

you win at every game

https://giphy.com/gifs/house-dr-teto-hk2g2xsDZ2UR1CN95l

[empty olive]

im

[gaunt bane]

thats last week

[gaunt bane]

what

[wanton trail]

crine

[flint scroll]

The house always has the edge

The house is edging

[ornate bluff]

W www h a t

[gaunt bane]

the first sunday of may was in may 3rd?

[low plover]

Yeah

So?

[gaunt bane]

Merry christmas!

[flint scroll]

Mhh berry crisp mass

[gaunt bane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1456284042658840650/1499689482411184209/IMG_1421.gif

yes yes pretty jestery or whatever

[flint scroll]

The cell revolving

[ornate bluff]

But calendar told me 5/10

So bawoowso

[velvet socket]

Image of the guy almost mining diamonds

[gaunt bane]

is pit just the "endless" mode of block tales?

[velvet socket]

Nope it has 59 floors

[chrome viper]

omg is Big T

[gaunt bane]

da cruel king be cruel

[velvet socket]

He tends to be

[tardy surge]

you should hide it behind spoilers

[normal prism]

How to make suggestions

[velvet socket]

Check the pin here

[normal prism]

So i ping sampedrako?

[chrome viper]

oh shoot

my bad

[tardy surge]

it's completely ok to share your happiness by posting a screenshot from the game, just use spoilers so everybody has an option not to look at it if they don't want to 😉

[inland berry]

yes, ping me with your suggestion here

[rotund ivy]

<@&535129309648781332> this guy's bio says his acc got hacked and he's sending people an invite to this clearly suspicious server. I think he's still in this one so maybe it's good to kick him?

[inland berry]

okay

!kick 1319473048621023375 hacked account

[balmy trout]

Kicked olil2ay_vr (Case #4613) (user notified with a direct message)

[rotund ivy]

Ty

[knotty adder]

Bro

Olilr2ay just got his acc back

[rotund ivy]

What

[gaunt bane]

lmao

[rotund ivy]

Well he literally sent that to me today

[gaunt bane]

well sampe only kicked him so thats alr

[rotund ivy]

You can see the date on the message

[gaunt bane]

yeah he got his acc back later in the day

[rotund ivy]

I low-key would make a new one if I were him

Once a hacker hacks it, there's a good chance they'd retain access to it

[knotty adder]

Yeah idk

bro did get hacked again

[inland berry]

then, tell him to join again

[rotund ivy]

Bro

[rotund ivy]

If this is a recurring issue PLEASE tell him to make a new account

God knows how many naive kids his account has sent to God knows where via these links

[inland berry]

if he still have his account hacked, he can change the password and remove the access to that hacker

[knotty adder]

bro didn't read my messages

idk if this a recurring problem or what, I've told him to change his password

[empty olive]

rab

[fervent verge]

hi

[normal prism]

@inland berry ( suggestion ) i think we should have a exploration event focusing on global warming and its effects and why its there.

[gaunt bane]

rad? rad! rad.

[low plover]

Hi

[robust lion]

me when ive been playing for thirty minutes and just noticed i forgot to hit record

cant be a real youtuber without doing that at least once

[stiff flicker]

On April 26, 2026, I relived the same day 3 times in a row and I need people who can give me scientific and logical theories...

[robust lion]

??????????

[stiff flicker]

Well, actually, the date April 26th, the day, has repeated itself 3 times for me and I've never understood how that's possible.

I'm not asking anyone to believe me because if someone told me that, I wouldn't believe them either. But I would just like you to provide me with scientific theories that can theoretically explain this.

If anyone has a scientifically explained theory, please DM me 🙁

This is one of the only servers I'm on, so I'm asking here.

[velvet socket]

Are you sure you werent like insanely high

[robust lion]

^^

[deft spire]

Do you remember April 27th and April 28th in that case?

[low plover]

Yall there's a shelf cloud

[serene dawn]

Ok.

[flint scroll]

Carrot.

[low plover]

.torraC

Rain

[wanton trail]

understorm

[low plover]

Dunderstrom

[last gyro]

???

[wanton trail]

hunterstorm

stop beating me in every game

[last gyro]

Ok brother

[wanton trail]

wikipedia game

[last gyro]

Uhh...

Do I know that?

[serene dawn]

Ok.

[wanton trail]

yes you do

[last gyro]

I've heard of it but I forgot what to do

[wanton trail]

its wikipedia

[robust lion]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[wanton trail]

whoever goes from somewhere to somewhere first wins

[wanton trail]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-doctor-meme-gif-23263243

[robust lion]

(:

saw that too

[last gyro]

🤔

[last gyro]

By links?

[wanton trail]

y
ja

[robust lion]

challenge: get from literally any page to Cell to Singularity

theres only 1 page in all of wikipedia that links t oit

[last gyro]

It ain't that hard I suppose

[wanton trail]

its an article

[last gyro]

4 apparently

[wanton trail]

so might as well

[last gyro]

or 3

[robust lion]

wait thwat

[last gyro]

idrr

[last gyro]

I added it to video games released in certain years

[robust lion]

2018 or 2021

[last gyro]

lemme find

[robust lion]

TWENTY TWO PAGES???

[last gyro]

Huh

[robust lion]

oh wait ignoring users its 3

[last gyro]

Oh someone moved the list of each year out into individual pages

Why would you even link the creators' names...

[robust lion]

omg idle incremental and clicker all link to the same page

[wanton trail]

so is it easy or hard

[wooden spire]

Me when someone says "five years ago":

[wanton trail]

forg

[wooden spire]

I'm forg!

[robust lion]

covid was six years ago..

[serene dawn]

Ok.

[wanton trail]

hanta is near..

[serene dawn]

Not contagious enough.

[wanton trail]

is it like lockdown every 6 years or smth

[robust lion]

plague inc cure dlc gonna be free again

[wanton trail]

its going to be like nipavirus

i hope

[last gyro]

🤔 🤔

[tardy harbor]

really

[serene dawn]

One shall not question forg's identity.

[tardy harbor]

was i?

didn't seem like it

[fervent verge]

uh

virus

[tardy harbor]

if i was then i could've made it more explicit

[robust lion]

what

[serene dawn]

Never seen that before.

[tardy harbor]

boy i wonder

[last gyro]

💔

[tardy harbor]

anyway

i have a wonderful question for the masses

[wanton trail]

💔 🥀

[hybrid prairie]

what are you supposed to do with that information? lol

[robust lion]

only on black magic discord

[mint bridge]

Hello

[hybrid prairie]

Hello yippee

[wanton trail]

black magic discerod

[serene dawn]

I see.

[serene dawn]

Is it math?

[tardy harbor]

well

yes

[tardy harbor]

oops didnt mean to spoiler that

[mint bridge]

This new beyond update goes hard!

[serene dawn]

Oh.

A6...

[tardy harbor]

i mean

it shouldn't be that hard right

[serene dawn]

I'll get back to you in a bit.

[tardy harbor]

damn

[last gyro]

Hell yeah

[tardy harbor]

fym "not only that"

[hybrid prairie]

we're gonna crank it to a million C, of course

[exotic torrent]

thats kinda hot no?

[hybrid prairie]

kinda

[last gyro]

Pretty hot

[wanton trail]

really hot

[serene dawn]

Not really.

[hybrid prairie]

no?

[robust lion]

cooler than the sun

's corona

[hybrid prairie]

the sun seems pretty hot though

so less hot than that is still hot I think

[serene dawn]

No.

[exotic torrent]

i mean it cant be THAT hot

[last gyro]

Not really hot just pretty hot

[hybrid prairie]

what is the order of superlatives? lol

[last gyro]

Order of superlatives...?

[hybrid prairie]

The descriptive words, like "pretty" and "really".

[last gyro]

I think both are adverbs...? (I actually don't know) (pretty sounds like an adverb in this context)

[hybrid prairie]

I think it'd be an adjective then...but you get what I mean

[topaz zinc]

hi

[last gyro]

Greetings

[topaz zinc]

is this real electorus

[hybrid prairie]

looks like it to me

[last gyro]

No I'm electricOrbital

(Still I don't really like that but)

[sweet sand]

So it had to happen huh

[wanton trail]

electricorbital

[serene dawn]

Ok.

[last gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/dowedeservedestruciton-destruction-doctor-strange-do-we-deserve-gif-14904255190281914356

[serene dawn]

Yes.

[hybrid prairie]

depends who "we" is

[empty olive]

me

[hybrid prairie]

oh so the royal we

I don't think you deserve destruction

[topaz zinc]

hu

hi

[empty olive]

Hello!

pretty rad

[last gyro]

interesting captcha

[hybrid prairie]

Is this that neal.fun game, or is it just stupid enough that I think it is

[serene dawn]

Trivial.

Ok.

[fierce ridge]

Yes I think so

[last gyro]

It is not

[wanton trail]

1v1 me in scarbble agian

i have to beat youone day

somenron

[serene dawn]

Okay that was actually kinda fun to do.

[serene dawn]

You'll win someday...

[wanton trail]

then i shall fight you

[serene dawn]

Oh?

Alright then.

1. d4.

[wanton trail]

what

in scrabble

not chess

[serene dawn]

Too late.

[wanton trail]

wait a sec

[last gyro]

im not free rn

[wanton trail]

oh ok

[wanton trail]

d5

[serene dawn]

2. Nf3.

[last gyro]

queen's gambit-

aww

[serene dawn]

No chance.

[wanton trail]

nf6

[wanton trail]

no

[serene dawn]

3. c4.

[wanton trail]

xc4

[serene dawn]

4. e3.

[last gyro]

hell yeah

queen's gambit accepted

[wanton trail]

nc6

[serene dawn]

5. Nc3.

[wanton trail]

e5

[last gyro]

interesting

[serene dawn]

Hmm, quite a few options here.

I'll go with 6. Be2.

[last gyro]

🤔

looks complicated

[serene dawn]

Well, I gotta keep my king safe.

[wanton trail]

exd4

[last gyro]

fair

[wanton trail]

i see a queen trade sequence

but i dont think digamma would accept it

[serene dawn]

7. Nxd4.

[last gyro]

queen trade prob won't happen

[wanton trail]

nxd4

[serene dawn]

Or will I?

[wanton trail]

do what you need

[serene dawn]

8. exd4.

[last gyro]

simplification sucks (imo)
i always blunder pawns endgame when i trade everything

[wanton trail]

bd6

[serene dawn]

9. Bxc4

[last gyro]

damn not even protecting the pawn

[wanton trail]

O-O

[serene dawn]

10. O-O.

[wanton trail]

qe8

[serene dawn]

11. Bg5.

[wanton trail]

h6

[serene dawn]

12. Bxf6.

[wanton trail]

gxf6\

[last gyro]

this is dangerous for black

[serene dawn]

Okay it's getting quite complicated... I should set up my board now.

[last gyro]

black king lost its shelter...

[fierce ridge]

Is this 1v1v1 chess?

[wanton trail]

just 1v1

[serene dawn]

13. Re1.

[last gyro]

I'm a spectator

[wanton trail]

qd8

[serene dawn]

This reminds me of the time where we hosted a chess tournament in your server.

And you spectated most of the time.

[serene dawn]

14. Ne4.

[last gyro]

Not my server but nevertheless I don't remember that

[serene dawn]

Well, time to hop on one of my alts and gather some artifacts...

[wanton trail]

f5

[serene dawn]

15. Nxd6.

[wanton trail]

qxd6

[serene dawn]

16. Re5.

[last gyro]

i just moved to computer :p

[serene dawn]

Ok.

[last gyro]

what's black thinking...

[serene dawn]

Interesting how we're equal so far

[wanton trail]

im cooked rn

[last gyro]

there are many interesting moves possible from black here imo

[serene dawn]

Anyways

[wanton trail]

bd7

[last gyro]

i didnt think of this move 😔

[serene dawn]

17. Rd5.

[wanton trail]

qe6

[serene dawn]

I think it's one of the best moves black can do in this situation actually.

[wanton trail]

all my other moves sucks

[last gyro]

I thought of rd8 or qc6 -> b6 -> bb7 from black

qg6 too

[serene dawn]

Rd8 would be a blunder.

[last gyro]

right

well theres qd7 tho 🤔

oh qh5

some sort of threat idfk

[serene dawn]

18. Qb3.

[last gyro]

whatever

[serene dawn]

I think I'm losing.

[wanton trail]

bc6

[serene dawn]

19. Rc5.

[last gyro]

looks dangerous for both sides 😰

[serene dawn]

So it's a draw?

[last gyro]

i wont tell but i feel like someone's going to make a significant mistake

[wanton trail]

uh

[serene dawn]

Well that just escalated things.

[serene dawn]

Are you currently running our game on an engine or are you analyzing it yourself?

[wanton trail]

qd6

[last gyro]

im running it on engine but i disabled threats and move suggestions

so i know who's winning but im the one who searches for best moves

[serene dawn]

20. Rxf5.

[serene dawn]

Run it on depth 1.

[last gyro]

im writing the comments just for fun lmao

thought of qg6 g3 b6

[serene dawn]

I'd ||lean towards a queen trade after Qg6, but g3 isn't that bad either||.

[wanton trail]

qxc6

[serene dawn]

[last gyro]

queen takes her own team's bishop 😭

[serene dawn]

ChatGPT would agree with that move.

[wanton trail]

wait what

[last gyro]

he took f5

brother

[serene dawn]

[last gyro]

he took the pawn

[wanton trail]

oh

[last gyro]

im currently not understanding the engine rn

but whatever

[wanton trail]

like this?

[serene dawn]

No one does.
-# Probably.

[last gyro]

stockfish likes to come up with crazy moves humans wont be able to spot

[wanton trail]

ok

[serene dawn]

Maybe I should create my own chess bot.

[last gyro]

interesting

ok i understand the engine now

[serene dawn]

Reminds me of that one Red Bull guy.

[last gyro]

i dont feel like black has many choices

[serene dawn]

||Qg6|| is most straightforward. I wonder what black is planning...

[wanton trail]

idk what my best move is

[last gyro]

there aren't many reasonable moves to play right here

[wanton trail]

qg6

reasonable enough

[serene dawn]

21. Qg3.

[wanton trail]

shoot

i see m3

[last gyro]

m3??

i wonder where 🤔

(i wont tell whether there is or not >:))

[serene dawn]

[tardy harbor]

m1, actually

Qxg8#

easy

[wanton trail]

atleast spoiler it

[last gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-brain-gif-62870316450580206

ive been using that gif too much lemme change

[serene dawn]

I think mittens is a supercomputer.

[sweet sand]

But you didn't have to cut me off...

[tardy harbor]

no, i am mittens

[last gyro]

black is cooking smth

i can feel it

[serene dawn]

I feel like they're gonna decline the trade.

[last gyro]

they cant even do that 💔

can they

[wanton trail]

qxg3

[serene dawn]

22. hxg3.

[serene dawn]

They can, but I imagine it'll have dire consequences.

[wanton trail]

re8

[serene dawn]

Which rook?

Rae8 or Rfe8?

[wanton trail]

rae8

[last gyro]

(i should not manipulate dammit)

[serene dawn]

23. Rc5.

I'm not quite sure whether that's the best move here.

[last gyro]

i dont find any potential epic and intense moves from both sides

stockfish might tho 🤔

[wanton trail]

re7

[serene dawn]

24. d5.

[wanton trail]

be8

[serene dawn]

25. Bd3.

[wanton trail]

kg7

[serene dawn]

26. Rd1.

[last gyro]

is this classical chess or smth

[wanton trail]

ba4

[serene dawn]

27. b3.

[velvet socket]

Another day another chess game

[serene dawn]

No math, sadly.

[wanton trail]

a-math

be8

[serene dawn]

28. f4.

[wanton trail]

f6

[errant vine]

Afternoon lads

[serene dawn]

No.

[errant vine]

[serene dawn]

Don't ping me.

[velvet socket]

Digamma this person just wanted to say hi 😭

[serene dawn]

29. Bf5.

[velvet socket]

That just lowk feels mean

[serene dawn]

Yeah.

I should put this "Don't ping me." thing in my bio instead.

[wanton trail]

bg6

[serene dawn]

30. Bg4.

[serene dawn]

Don't feel like doing it though.

[last gyro]

what a long game of chess

[serene dawn]

Reminds me of Liren v. Dommaraju.

[last gyro]

Yes

[wanton trail]

h5

[wanton trail]

its so long

[last gyro]

next time yall gotta play bullet

[serene dawn]

31. Bf3.

[serene dawn]

What's your ELO in Chess.com?

I haven't played in a while. I should probably go back to playing it.

[last gyro]

i suck

[serene dawn]

I probably suck more than you.

[last gyro]

1100 in blitz, 900 in rapid and bullet (bullet maybe less idefk)

[serene dawn]

Oh.

[last gyro]

i like blitz the most, my peak was 1271 😔

now im at 1142 lmfao

[serene dawn]

Did you have a losestreak or something?

[last gyro]

yes

9 games

[serene dawn]

[wanton trail]

rd8

[serene dawn]

I'd quit.

[last gyro]

i should probably focus on pushing rapid and bullet up to 1100 first

[serene dawn]

Which rook?

[last gyro]

sir only one rook is possible?

[serene dawn]

Nevermind, I'm stupid.

Ahem...

32. Rdc1.

[wanton trail]

rdd7

[last gyro]

at least i see this better than random yaps

[serene dawn]

33. g4.

I'm getting bored, so I'm gonna play fast.

[last gyro]

how long is this game already

[wanton trail]

hxg4

[serene dawn]

Almost two hours.

[last gyro]

:devastated:

[wanton trail]

almost 2 hours

[serene dawn]

34. Bxg4.

[wanton trail]

f5

[serene dawn]

35. Bf3.

[wanton trail]

b6

[serene dawn]

36. Rc6.

[wanton trail]

a5

[serene dawn]

Math in #🦖-paleontologist-chat ...

[velvet socket]

[wanton trail]

💔 🥀

[serene dawn]

I don't have many choices it seems...

37. Kf2.

[wanton trail]

rxd5

[last gyro]

🤔

[serene dawn]

Oh!

[last gyro]

that's... pretty concerning

[serene dawn]

38. Bxd5.

[serene dawn]

I think they just want to end the game.

[velvet socket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1439399747919024218/1503302560839241859/Screenshot_20260509_121507_Discord.jpg?ex=6a02db1c&is=6a01899c&hm=267f7c7d9ec2f5c3d0442850edf6b32d1ceaa6c4238e3471bb684c4541b41ee5&

[wanton trail]

bh5

[last gyro]

wha-

[serene dawn]

39. Rxc7.

[serene dawn]

Hello, neighbor!

[fierce ridge]

I was about to say that

[serene dawn]

No.

[wanton trail]

rf7

[velvet socket]

Secret boss trust

[serene dawn]

40. Rxf7+.

[wanton trail]

kg6

[serene dawn]

Oh well...

[wanton trail]

m1

good game

[serene dawn]

41. Rc6#.

Gg.

[wanton trail]

gg.

[serene dawn]

Ok.

[wanton trail]

scarbel

sravble

scrabble

theres a time limit this time

[fierce ridge]

20min

[serene dawn]

Hold up, I'll call Nigel.

[last gyro]

https://www.chess.com/a/2Fs8yQAFgLrPY/analysis

idk does this work

(i just wrote this for fun :p)

[last gyro]

who are you challenging 🤔

[serene dawn]

Only 7 greats? Preposterous!

[wanton trail]

hold up i have to do smth

[wanton trail]

dont you dare

[serene dawn]

Oh yes I will.

[last gyro]

im just giving out great moves 😎

tbh four last moves wouldnt be great by the engine i think

ping me if y'all gonna actually play scrabble i gotta take a break

[wanton trail]

ok

[empty olive]

hi

[wanton trail]

@serene dawn

yu here

[empty olive]

bro wants

[wanton trail]

scarblle

[empty olive]

he took my cube

[fierce ridge]

He's just a business dog

[velvet socket]

Can he solve it tho

[tardy harbor]

yes

if not, he's a weakling

[empty olive]

he solved world hunger…

[topaz zinc]

cute dog

[fierce ridge]

But can he complete the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

[exotic torrent]

what if the rube is trying to solve your dog?

questions questions

[last gyro]

🤔

[low plover]

Hi

[empty olive]

boring ass chat

[wanton trail]

ih

boring ass chat

[reef comet]

hi

[topaz zinc]

hi

[wanton trail]

ih

[velvet socket]

I saw some guy in school having like 20 printed images of that one stupid standing owl image and he was handing them to other people for some reason?

That thing

[exotic torrent]

its propaganda

[low plover]

Why does it look like my cat after a bath

[flint scroll]

I am alive

[low plover]

Coolio

[velvet socket]

You know what actually very probable

[flint scroll]

Propaganda for what though

[empty olive]

Owl drugs

[flint scroll]

Mhh bowl rugs

[fierce ridge]

The Ho Ho

[flint scroll]

Hoochie

[velvet socket]

Uhhhhh
I mean it might be a symbol

[flint scroll]

Hoochie mama

[flint scroll]

If their power are symbols, what are they without it?

[fierce ridge]

Omg Socrates

[last gyro]

Greetings

[oblique gulch]

what is the genuine point of those crypto scam images they are so obvious

[wanton trail]

olw

[fierce ridge]

The stupids

[wanton trail]

If philosphy is your power, then what are you without it

[fierce ridge]

Aadarsh

[wanton trail]

is the BEST counter to socrates

[fierce ridge]

If scamming is your power , what are you without it?

[oblique gulch]

a bum

[fierce ridge]

A better person

Read the question

[velvet socket]

Hello v1

[hybrid prairie]

wait wth is it then Electorus

[oblique gulch]

greetings

oh wait its you

i hate you

[fierce ridge]

V1 vs V1

[velvet socket]

Omg same ❤️

[velvet socket]

Nah nah im v2 the sequel

[last gyro]

A coding problem

[oblique gulch]

v1 (me im better) vs v2 (bum who died twice)

[velvet socket]

Ok but you get multiple tries to beat me

[last gyro]

I had to solve some CAPTCHAs to retrieve the problem statement

[oblique gulch]

boy i deadcoined you to death in your intro

[fierce ridge]

I love the captcha ads

[velvet socket]

If i was playing with no respect i could do that too

[last gyro]

By the time you're V7 you'll be able to draw several impressive maps. Keep going

[velvet socket]

Other values man

[wanton trail]

v8

[oblique gulch]

bro wont even get to see treachery

[fierce ridge]

One of u two is a disguised Gabriel

[oblique gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/reconstruct-what-ultrakill-v2-reconstruct-what-gif-10047628170697053499

theres NOTHING LEFT

[velvet socket]

Its not like its gonna be fun for you

[wanton trail]

someone should reconstruct touching grass

[oblique gulch]

i p ranked p-2 and e-1

[fierce ridge]

There's no grass near me

[velvet socket]

Hmmm

Maybe you're worth something machine

[wanton trail]

change ur pfp to grass

[oblique gulch]

says the puddle of blood on the ground in greed

[last gyro]

Says the one who jumps over cacti

[velvet socket]

You dont even know what kind of cool stuff i did between limbo and greed

[oblique gulch]

like what huh

bro didnt even kill king minos

[wanton trail]

says the one that is literally air

[velvet socket]

Look i had to reconstruct my arm and i still was long before you in greed

Im just faster

[oblique gulch]

bro aurafarmed for like a day in greed on his chair and then i took all of it

[velvet socket]

That was an accident at work

[last gyro]

Clouds aren't even air gng

[exotic torrent]

tf does that mean

[hybrid prairie]

what is this general lore playing out before me

[velvet socket]

Play ultrakill and you'll understand

[fierce ridge]

Ultrakill

[velvet socket]

No im just kinda roleplaying as v2

[hybrid prairie]

oh okay

[oblique gulch]

im gonna reconstruct an atomic bomb and drop it on you

[velvet socket]

Gng there are no atomic bombs in hell

[serene dawn]

Ok.

[velvet socket]

The earthmover is your best shot

[oblique gulch]

steals earthmover arm

[fierce ridge]

Says the wielder of matter

[serene dawn]

Ok.

[velvet socket]

You already left that place

[oblique gulch]

who said i cant just

turn around

besides

plenty more earthmovers with working arms

[velvet socket]

Through the 5km tubes down??

[last gyro]

Doesn't mean I don't touch grass gng

[oblique gulch]

slamstorage

[tardy harbor]

i did

[velvet socket]

Hmmm

Maybe

[last gyro]

People been telling my username is XBOX-generated

[oblique gulch]

also ultraboosting

[serene dawn]

Mittens with the main character syndrome strikes again!

[velvet socket]

Mittens you dont count

[last gyro]

They're rude >:(

[tardy harbor]

too bad i counted myself in

[fierce ridge]

Facts

[serene dawn]

Too bad that doesn't count.

[last gyro]

"Universe rotates with respect to me"

[velvet socket]

Count yourself 🌩️ 🌩️ 🌩️

[oblique gulch]

+ultraricoshot

[tardy harbor]

1... 2... 3... 4... 5...

[fierce ridge]

V1 and V2 unite against mittens