#🏠-general
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bro be built like candy
@gaunt bane don't forget #🧩-wiki-contributors
yeah sure
supposed to be laniakea btw
what is this? universe supercluster?
infinytiny
universe had a stroke seeing ts
OHH SO THIS IS E50 LEAKED
nah
What the fuck is this
holy crap there is more
Is bro the next Einstein?
im draggin it
What did bro do when bro was younger 💔🙏
at that point you could invent a new smaller unit than planck length
"Let your creativity guide you 🙌" 🥀
omega.exe😭
A 2013 movie btw
I think this fits this moment
exactly
pretty jester
back then my old scratch content was, among us, plants vs zombies, space stuff
and we cant forget about "man pocket galaxy"
holy crap is that a terraria reference
Are you doing it in the #🎭-semblance channel?
I found this weird completely magenta planet that I can't click on
It's inbetween mars and earth
Is this a bug, hint of new content, or....?
probably a bug
still cool tho
oh! its planet johnus! the epic pink colored planet that has an atmosphere made out of iodine vapor! didnt they tell you that in school?
that was sarcasm
I love Johnus
still very freaky (in a strange way not THAT way)
Lunar Eclipse
lucky
I literally forgot to go outside and see it
i only realised like a few hours later
I was crashing out
but it was too cloudy and rainy in my area anyways
Same
Same
What a lovely sunset
aw man johnus is so cool! (pronounced yonus because i said so)
Is that another Nameus member?
I lied, and people fell for it
That was a moon rise, wasn’t it
Correct.
You can kind of make out the craters if you squint hard enough
I can't see any of them
Yea I can't see any of them too, those black spots are the tree's branches i think
Idrk
hi
Greetings Ultraviolet
Strange... I swore I saw a girl in the snow...
its just like that one tweet with patrick confused for a girl
Ah yes it's him again
Boo
o
rate this checkmate out of 10
Why are there so many bishops theocratic ahh board
"White to move mate in one" ahh position
strong institutional control 😭
ill keep being a spamdio until discord responds on my appeal 2: electric boogaloo
Criss Cross Apple Sauce ahh 🥀
Guys what if I tell you me and my friend did this in an unrated game.
You Evil Person.
Good luck with that
i sure do love playing plants vs zombies
Malware PvZ
Most normal PvZ thumbnail on youtube:
WHAT is that big pea
sunflower and wall nut keeps playing the "amogus" sound effect its making me insane!!!
Like why are all pvz youtube thumbnails these days a piece of absurdist art
wait, who are they fighting for?
heck! the sunflowers parts are rearranged to look like an among us character!
Taco apparently
Just look at ts 😭
i used to watch these
I'm fused to latch those
What the fuck is that
🙏
i feel like im on crack (also massive audio warning so lower your volume)
hi
About Plants vs. Zombies 2:
After the events of the game Plants vs. Zombies where the player defeated Dr. Zomboss at the rooftop of the house, zombies once again attacked the front yard and after the zombies are all defeated, the player gets the hot sauce and gave it to Crazy Dave.
Crazy Dave ate his taco, and wanting to eat the taco again, he...
That is pvz2 china
thats not sans or snas or snes or sneeze thats asns
...I have a weird feeling reading that
not pretty active today
We are gonna have a good time
ze crap?
ok
AAH
Ha gottem
Booooo! throws toe mate oes
😭
The council knows best 🫡
The council knows best 🫡
ok done
thx
• • • Olilr2ay is typing…
• • • Violet Jovian is NOT typing…
hi
Greetings
Hello!
(mostly) unserious suggestion: "check the pins" emoji except it's "check the channel desc"
@mods do it
Hello?
hi
😄
The full word would make it too small lmao
I remember "you have friends" when it showed none
w h a t
huh
I remember him talking here for a short while
I swear I saw someone named Semblance (real)
insert ascii shrug here becasue idk how to do it on pc
/shrug I think?
¯_(ツ)_/¯
then when I saw Semblance (real) I noticed in the thread I made which originally had arch as that first message change to Semblance (real)
so I deduced arch was Semblance (real)
I guess Semblance took over his account to do some things
weird that this place is more active than the cells chat
How tf is antim🤣tter dim🤣nsions a st🤣🤣m g🤣me
buddy doesn't know AD is on steam
Guys!
I think cells is going to get a new meta sim soon
I don't like roblox
Bio?
Fixed
Anyway like I was saying I think cells might be getting a new side simulation soon
your bio is now just your 2 cats
Okay I like cats
😆
The thumbnail 🙏
damn this is my 5th message I sent in 2 days istg
Dang
Hello
bye! 👋 👋
Greetings
Damn are 🙁🥀🥀
Damn bye : 👋 👋
Greed things to u as well
Bye👋
Leaderboard banned in gd vro
anyways I did not notice that globed was out for 2.208 in the github
Looks epic
Looks funny
sorry gotta resend
we need a Jester simulation plsss
Is this legit?
is this real
Boo
No
Im a gullible someone so im checking
Also because there is a new secret achievement slot
Ok im gullible
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Interesting how the hyperlinks lead to reddit and youtube
Bait used to be believable
Discord has expanded its territory it seems
Hold on
This one is better
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This is epic lmfao
Fr
📢 NFT UPDATE ANNOUNCEMENT 📢
Attention researchers,
The developers of Cell to Singularity have announced an upcoming NFT integration update.
This update will introduce limited digital collectibles based on iconic evolutionary milestones from the game. Players may be able to obtain unique NFTs representing major discoveries, rare species, and special event achievements.
Key details from the announcement:
Limited-edition evolution NFTs
Special collectibles tied to in-game milestones
Potential trading and ownership features
More information about availability, pricing, and how these collectibles will work in-game will be shared in a future developer update.
"researcher"
please dont make this the new bit bruh
🙏
Jester is a good suggestion ig
how
Never spend it tbh
how
What should I spend my Darwinium on?
- Darwinium is best spent on Modules and Darwinium upgrades in the Primary Simulation, then on Diamond Geodes in the Mesozoic Valley (especially in Extinction 50) or Blue Stars/Black Holes in the Beyond. Aside from those, it's best used for time fluxes and x4 boost in explorations, since they can be hard for new players. You can spend it for an extra Astronomy Mission slot in the Beyond as well.
@sly widget ^
Either through money or the synthesizer
Ah ok thx
Mostly the synth and the news/codes
rewards from geodes, galactic nursery, and codes to be exact
forgetting the news, money event, outside links, and the account saving
wait yeah, I'm sorry kinda forget those
oh yeah
i think thats all?
I don't realize there's so many ways
maybe from dev codes when you lose stuff?
Oh rewards from those tasks in primary simulation
money and synth are the only repeatable
even tho its methods are limitless
forgot i was in this
just realized we can see what the next update would be based on the most unprofitable generator
Which is?
oh nvm, I activate ×2 and I can no longer see that
REDACTED
Skull
Hello, I accidentally deleted my game data, how can I recover my account?
Backup data?
How to do it on Android?
Did you link your account to the save manager
Googleplay backup?
Crossplatform save?
Local backup?
It was related to Google
Did you make local backups linked to your device
Thank you very much for your help, the game itself offered to restore the danThank you very much for your help, the game itself offered to restore the data 🙏
Np
yep it true!
Do you see Jester carrot anywhere on this server? I'm wondering
broooooooo
@ultradev pls give us jester simulation
I have ultred everything, I may add that into the game
noooo eat the 67 steaks until you're full
however I have already mastered most of its content is it is time to say goodbye

I did not mean to end on such a number but it is what it is
spmaton
The council knows best 🫡
Why couldnt heaven call me back 🫡
Stealing this
I read your name is Karma alarmenia 😭
fuh naw 🥀✌️
Still not as bad as lanzoor
That mf reffers to me as familiar armania
Ooooh you should totally post it on your YT posts tab and trick all the 20iq cts fans
evil plan disguised as Jester update that's now on Beta nahhhh
😆
No way its Adrian102815 again
Hello Adrian102815
I've returned
it should be in alpha rn really
Somehow I felt way too busy today
fuck i wanted to do something peak and now i forgot about it!
i hate this feeling so much
Huh
found this pvz 2 fangame in my scratch games, even tho it looks bad it has a pretty fire concept i feel like i should remake it (also apparently The Beaucoup means "many/a lot") its like pvz 1 and 2 combined
pvz 3 refined
still better than modern popcap
wait
Plant vs Zombies Project: Jesters
I hate jester zombie
They cheat
and spin!
I've returned once again
Finally done with first part of Reality Engine page in the wiki
Ew French (/j)
Reboot: Reality Engine Generator & Trophy Node - Patch Notes
Hi Universe Architect @(I have no permission to do this)
A lo....
wait what
Huh
Devs Unleashed: Jester AMA
where's all the famous jester members, I haven't seen them in a while
why not reset progress of cheaters
they would have to do it normally, it'll be hard to reset because that's the point, once they cheat... they can't progress with ease in the game
Nice
hmmm
sun tzu art of gaslight
this looks legit
without that no permission @
okay it would be extreamly easy to make fake leaks
in general
The council knows best 🫡
People ain't cheating no more
Good
Hold on what???
Why could it possibly spread misinformation
Is it because of archs post
Is that it
Or maybe the Reddit post
Wow okay
This is insane man and people on reddit fell for it i think
This is a literal sidequest
the stuff
Sorry I said that
Oh damn, sorry
I’ll delete it
More fun to be in on it than correcting these people over something low stakes like this
top 10 best character arcs
W
we must march on cts headquarters to make them make the jester update real
yay
COMMON MADDY W
Jester update !
We can do anything!
so this is totally announcing the jester update, right?
Its... Spreading
Yes, it's the brand new update
othercellstest26 of course!
They disabled up sadly
Imma sleep now
Sleepy time
Cool I could have eaten glass
I go there a lot.
Never heard of that store. I do not think it has any presence in my nation.
I’m in the U.S.
-# well good thing I haven't been there in a hot minute becaues I eat a lot of their shu mai o-o
👀
i was hacked so if any server invites pop up it wasn't me ok

New stuff about the pink thing.
It’s Mercury sized, and it also orbits against the planets at a normal rate.
truth
Jester update coming up???
truth
YOOO THEY ADDED @sweet sand TO THE GAME
I think there’s a guy named Aquila in my music production class
He's in the game
It's been there a while lol
It's unlocked in like Rank 24 iirc
Anyway
Oh that makes sense on how I didn't see it till now then
I'm speedrunning ranks rn
Hello, I'm back
Greetings
Sup guys!
Yo
Nice
If not the slightly lower quality of the jester text i would believe this
The only two reddit people who didnt buy the jester hoax i think
Durrrr
Ooooo add a screenshot of people in the credits
messed up the background of the text 🥀
...
g
i'd rather go to hell
kingleo NOT getting tricked at all
bro just never opened general
I will try to fix this
Fate worse than death
hello
I went to the top
Today’s my birthday
guys, i have bad news.
Man we need to pretend there is an alpha for jester
my nephew and friend is now brainrotted...
Impsane
idk why but I found 2 .ogg files called "operatorinpain" and "operatorinpain2"
"operatorinpain"
"operatorinpain2" sounds similar
im back squared
Boo
Can't say whether this is very good or very bad
Damn trump turning 80 this year
me back again
Lmao almost entire cts reddit thinking jester
@(I have no permission to do this) 😭
Its like the only thing that might show it
45.21... hmm....
Font is darker than normal
I think the text might be a bit too dark but i'm outside rn so i cant really tell
If they ask tell them it’s an alpha test
No it’s not
Alr
Oh
I see the color is perfect is this some kind of forbidden color theory
The background texture
Still a bit
oh wait yeah
why is nobody talking about operatorinpain
Wait theres some new Jester post by someone else
What username?
I posted today on jester…
oh no
I did one today too
the jester update has to be real or the community will go after them
I definetly would
Maybe I gotta wait here and witness the moment when #💬-cells-chat and #🏠-general mains finally unite
do it for april fools!
stated as a joke, end as a real troll
I mean maddy has sent it to the dev chat allegedly
this is the first one
keyword "allegedly"
wait I haven't been following
||mollusk|| is now at rl65???
do for april fools
as announcement
no actual update
wait
its the no_reporter guy that made the new post
they were asking me under my post a little earlier
damn ppl rlly getting gaslighted so hard
EXACTLY
hope its not ai gen
Sooo do you have the icon by itself??
holy fucking peak idea
smart idea
I think radio should do it, hes the one that introduced the jester to the reddit community
True
he promised gameplay footage
I don’t have much of an image on Reddit
new idea content
I could post it on YT though
They get a few comments there quite surprisingly
maybe we should move this to a private group? To prevent some dumbass to leak the joke
we ball
Yes, maybe
I'm @ultradev rn
The council knows ball 🫡
I know that's how we troll
out of hundreds of thousands here, even if 1 guy is a dumbass we're fucked
actually no
Some of the newer Reddit posts are a bit on the nose. The first one was perfect
LOOOOL
Nice
Wow
Arch dux could make a content explaining the Jester update like that beyond e31 video
what is is abt?
nice
but lowk we might need a few more content creators
now let me vazarin on this project
great
Stealing this
I would but i dont really make cts content
me too
I'm the Jester lunch guys, prepare
idk if I should do
I publicly annouced me shifting away anything abt gaming on my channel
@radio use this as the achievement icon
and im not too active at the moment
I might as well update this thing to include Jester update too
Yes
yes!
make it a node on future updates generator
chat, we are clearly leaking this in public, can't we just make a server
frr
aight
I made one
My server 😎
Violet, Violent, Jester??
don't forget [insert 9th letter of greek alphabet here]
the greens
beh
but we're leaking
not that I*ta
Honestly I don't think it's unsafe discussing it here
NAMEUS
True
Jesterus
violet Jesterus behbehling
Also this jesterslop is really confusing to people not involved
Violet Jester
Cya
Until we meet again
send me an inv link if yall r getting a server
I had to go to my test save to unlock the rest of the nodes
Ok.
Wait is there some even vaguely related node to jesters in game
Or like kings
I'm not a jester but I troll
Let's see
This seems like a really fun and funny thing that is going to get ruined by people eventually getting way too into it lol
Aight I got school but if anyone else wants to be a part of the jester private chat shoot me a dm and I’ll get back to you in like 7-8 hours
We should lowk also get carrot there as the Jester representative
@flint scroll are you here carrot? your last chat was 5 days ago
alrighty I hae it set up
my v key won't work sometimes
shoot me the dm and I'll get back to you in about a minute or so
yall someone tell me what happened on the ama i really cant go
Devs: talking about time chamber work
People:
, chat, everything!
To Jester and Infinity
WASSAAPPP
will I get jestered if I react in #🏆-share-your-prestige with something that isn't one of the three things specified in the channel desc?
well I don't wanna find out the hard way
Probably
Guess who's ourple 😔 (NOT VIOLET. JUST OURPLE.)
Lowk I'm mogging all of you in this shade (/j)
...is there a difference between violet and purple I'm unaware of?
welp youre violet now
congrats and welcome to the team
"purple" yeaaah
sure
after a long time, you haveth left us!
F YOU
THIS IS VIOLET
I AM VIOLENT
F YOUH
AAAAYAYAYAY
well its not purple actually, the color you have is "Lover" (#6F46BC)
That’s ironic
Bc they said they were violent lol
I actually have a partner now so I am violent AND a lover 👍
(let's hope they live longer than the partners I had here.)
Congratulations!
Todays my birthday
it is a part of the violet
it's pretty similar ngl
your name being violetish doesnt mean you have to be violet though, nor does you being violet have to be bad
Interesting that both our username colors look like Royal Purple
Violet/Violent War II?
hi forg im forg
Sequels suck anyways
The great war II???
I BEAT IT
not participating this time bro
Nah vro traumatized, u're alr soldier, might as well you can be called veteran
Jester Continent
they're the same colour
Yup
just came from some extreme stakesless gambling
Heyo
you'll-never-get-it-in-your-lifetime type gambling
if you made a program to gamble for you it'll never get it in your lifetime type gambling
to be precise, 6 1/100s in a row
that was the goal
i didnt bother trying to hit that
but someone did (try for the 3 1/100s in a row which is still a 1/10^6 which isnt happening)
Hi
Boo
Hello!
Ok.
die u fat gummy
Was this "Cruel" icon always there?
🔥
can you make this a pack
it'll probably be gigabytes and would crash any mid-tier computeras
I FINALLY BEAT CLUBSTEP
the only main level I need to beat now is the last tower level
Im making a mega pack that is focused on adding as much content to solar system as possible but it doesnt have every minor asteroid, gas giants have all full moons tho
so all 95 jupiter moons, all 247 saturn moons, all 27 uranus moons (including s/2023 and 2025 u 1) and all 16 neptune moons?
Yep
I made jupiter saturn uranus moons by myself and used my own program to make pluto’s and neptunes because i was too tired
yeah, adding 371 moons by hand is tiring
I tried to make a pack like that by frankensteining three packs of the base solar system, jupiter all moons and saturn all moons
ouldn't find any for uranus or neptune
plus the saturn full moon system was outdated
it only had 135 moons I think
turns out 1.6 will include the oute planets
Yeah im already using 1.6 for my new planet pack
Had to replace my planets with theirs since its so much better
And i can also add rings on the map view!
wait how'd you get sfs 1.6
I mean what code did you use
Hello
hi?
cool orbits
You also play cell to singular?
cell to singular?
Singularity
the moon with the red orbit is Fenrir
@blazing ruin you are so sweet
because the Saturn moon pack creator used this image as the texture for Fenrir
(found by searching up "fenrir moon")
although not exact to the actual fenrir, this is closer
the actual Fenrir is like this
(even though that's Bennu)
Congrats!! 🎉
@gaunt bane can you send the current pack
anything I try Fenrir is still blood red
why did the creator use that fenrir
let me explode my computer
it doesnt really lag
Hello
sfs is really optimized
Damn I kinda forgot abt sfs
Im having an exam every night

0/237 challenges
why is there a vesta in the jupiter soi but in orbit of the sun
somehow
-# universe sandbox was kinda my moons source for jupiter and saturn
sedna has no eccentricity meaning its orbit is a circle
multiple plutos
its orbit is really eccenticited
fun fact: far-enough orbits aren't rendered
also thats it, alpha centauri will be 0.2 light years away now!
yeah i see those problems with the milky way mods
the sois of all three objects in the acen system overlap
and this isn't how close proxima is
yeah back then the SOI were normal but the barycenter didnt have it but when i added it they got bigger for some reason
the real proxima is like thousands of au away
oh shoot i forgot to accurize it
back then i was doing everything with how much i thought they were far away instead of how much they actually are
now i use wikipedia
iteration 2 will have fixed distances (and orbits), removal of (1) and of extra oddities
like the 2 plutos
holy my mod pack needs so much Correction!
i made alpha centauri away from the sun by 0.2 light years
what the hell happened
Nihonium
i made alpha centauri distance the same as 4 light years/20
Bromine
Brodocominium hi
Since when did he start saying random things 😭 🙏
since march 11th
last year
@calm fable sorry for the ping lemme check when you joined
HOLY CRAP IVE BEEN IN THIS SERVER FOR A GODDAMN YEAR?!
and i still consider myself a newbie
oldbie
eat my shorts
until now!
May the Jester be with you
its real!
Real
it ws always there?
we need a jester country
grof
As in Stanislav or as in the white woman from Adventure Time?
Boo
Greetings Digamma
Hello
Guess whos here
Hello
133,785 members of Cell to singularity discord
What im the 133,785th member to join?
no
Tis I
hello blazen
Bro doesnt understand me
I understand you but I reply with another definition of space
Rare sense🥀
Just play beyond, it's all about space
Skin cancer to you
Ahh bro
Hello hello Kazstan
Thinking space?
Dude uv just calm down vro
I've done it
why do you send me a friend request
I need to talk
about??
Just talk
??? HAHAHA
it's about Jester Update!
Nahh yu roast me in here then in dms yu just apologize what kind of creature r yu vro
Holy ragebaiter🙏
Oh gen alpha
HAHAHA
Ohio skibidi rizz 67 fellow kids
Dude wat 😭 ✌️
500 cigarettes 👍
The kid i talk to school be like
Definitely gen alpha...
born in 2012 dude
Say that again...
Holy- oh god...
Bro yure not UV
hello!

welcome jester
Quotes of the yr: welcome jester!
You're literally the oldest gen alpha
Uhh DU YU EVEN KNOW GEN ALPHA
Only in ohio
Are yu even old enough in discord ?
people after someone references a brainrot
I just lost iq
Jester is real
He definitely is
Whooops they
I meant
@knotty adder heyo yur good now?
Yes
I thought i made myself clear
I was born in 2006 lad
You're the kid I'm trying to communicate with
what
Im 14 bro stop calling me a kid
Nahh im reporting yu 💀
What is even going on
Dont tell bro
This child is ohio
guys just stop
I killed your ass 10 times today already stop hogging the gens
THEY'RE ADDING CLOWNS?N
Yes, they will
YAYYYYY
Jester update is real guys
ULTIMATE RAGEBAITER 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀
cant wait
shhhh mark it as a spoiler
If this update is real...
it is real, it's on Alph-
Dude, it is unless they scrap it
Want some ice cream🥀 ?
it is
I thought discord is a hangout place
it idk, is?
Okay what the fuck happened here
I'm forg!
idk i just got here
that is pretty rad x2
Boo
Caribbean?
Philippines?
hell yeah i think forg gets whats going on here
everyday i keep searching for my nintendo ds that had the pvz ds edition
its somewhere in the house!
well, may the Jester be with you
I love clowns
jevil
@unique goblet knows that
?
Hi ^-^
hi
Right dark?
Heh
whats the question ^-^'
Ya ^-^
Greetings
Geetingss
Zester
holy you missed alot
Heard jester update? 
yeah
I am omnipresent
Of course
you were spectating us i see
I am everything everwhere all at once

Bro really is a Jester God
Where's the viola representation
and where's the Verdantum representation
Since when did a Verdantum appear
uh oh
Crazy
Not carrot
Jester update
yeah jester update is alpha only so thats why most of them havent heard about it
Real
Jester the Jokester
LOL
I'm waiting
there is a point in the future that this server will have every single color ranging from Infrared to Me

all hail the jester
Reminder to everyone
is free for all
😧
new jester update boutta go crazy!
Ye
Give quarter a respect
that's a different quarter.... but it's still work 🫡
only thing I could find
terraria
I thought you said Jesterraria
why are you forg 2: electric forgaloo?
Why not be forg 2: electric boogaloo?
why not be forg 3 = electric igloo
forg 3 = electric party fits more rhyming-ally
forg = I'm forg!
giving the "classic" feeling
mmm
why is bro in literal hell
remix