🏠-general

[zenith gorge]

Where are we going, McDonald’s?

[velvet socket]

What

[lyric coral]

Not only is it ai generated but it's also clickbait... Ew...

[blazing ruin]

they deleted it LOLOLOL

[zenith gorge]

Plssss take me to mconals

[velvet socket]

Give this man a mcdonalds

[zenith gorge]

Funny how I am eating mconelas iee cream at the moment

[velvet socket]

The ice creams are the best shit they have there ngl

[stark crater]

yah i dont see it when i go to their page but maybe ads are seperate from post

[blazing ruin]

if their machines aren't broken that is

[velvet socket]

I try to limit myself but man its so good

[serene dawn]

Sloppy

[zenith gorge]

Chinese new year has Mandarin McFlurry

[velvet socket]

They have a themed one??

[lyric coral]

Expected 😭 whoever posted that should be fired.

[last gyro]

They deleted it?

[lyric coral]

Ima check

[last gyro]

I can still access the advertisement.

I checked probably a minute ago though.

[lyric coral]

They did

[zenith gorge]

@cold mica welcome!

[lyric coral]

Ig it's cause y have the link here

[last gyro]

Good. Thank god...

[zenith gorge]

My classmate

[cold mica]

Ok.

[blazing ruin]

oh no a @serene dawn impostor

[cold mica]

bruh

[lyric coral]

Aye it's gone

[cold mica]

beta testinges

oh hi digamma

[serene dawn]

Why am I an impostor

[last gyro]

You did a lot when you were not yourself, Digamma

Maybe you want to learn about your recent activities

[zenith gorge]

yes u r

ur a gummy

[zenith gorge]

indeed

[serene dawn]

What do you mean by "not myself", exactly

[zenith gorge]

he played chells ajain

[serene dawn]

Are you suggesting I've been possessed or smth

Lol

[zenith gorge]

chell to shingrarity

[serene dawn]

That seems a bit far-fetched

[serene dawn]

Enlighten me

[zenith gorge]

yes, by iota

[cold mica]

7+12 is 9

[zenith gorge]

truuuustt

[zenith gorge]

correct

prove it

[cold mica]

because.

[last gyro]

Please take a look your past messages... you'll know what I mean

[blazing ruin]

portal mention (chell)

[zenith gorge]

Wha-

[zenith gorge]

no

[blazing ruin]

bro doesn't know or play portal

[serene dawn]

Oh

[last gyro]

Judging from my own view, you've just reached a new state of your Discord life since hours ago, which, I must say, is a great development

[serene dawn]

Yeah no that's not me

[zenith gorge]

what is it abt?

[velvet socket]

I think that's the main portal character

[zenith gorge]

no Ok.s anymore

[last gyro]

Ok.'s will continue...

[zenith gorge]

but not just only Ok.

he is actually participating in conversation

[serene dawn]

Huh

[cold mica]

bruh

[serene dawn]

I've always been like this

[zenith gorge]

67

[serene dawn]

I'm convinced that was someone else

[cold mica]

❌

[zenith gorge]

67 again

[cold mica]

❌

[last gyro]

It seems like... you don't remember what happened to you recently

[zenith gorge]

[cold mica]

❌

no

[velvet socket]

And chat is spiritualy dead again

[last gyro]

Can both of you stop? This is annoying

[normal prawn]

@cold mica suddenly felt a poke on their shoulder, only to turn and see @zenith gorge innocently looking away

[zenith gorge]

k

[blazing ruin]

main protagonist and player, GLaDOS tries to kill towards the end and is the main antagonist, right

[normal prawn]

Eeeeek! @zenith gorge, didn't you know? @cold mica bites!

[last gyro]

We should celebrate the return of the Digamma we enjoy talking to, no?

[zenith gorge]

/nsrs /srs /nsrs

[zenith gorge]

yey!

[velvet socket]

You know what i should play portal finally

[cold mica]

fourteen days of mafs

[zenith gorge]

huh?

I mean

[cold mica]

y not

[zenith gorge]

it has been 14 days since I did mafs

[cold mica]

bad

we had math today

tuhday

[last gyro]

I can almost see instantly why they get along in the same class

[normal prawn]

@blazing ruin just pulled out a bazooka and blew @zenith gorge up!?!?

[last gyro]

Anyways... time to leave the conversation as it is for some time

[velvet socket]

Cya dont let the voices get to you

[last gyro]

Until we meet again...

[cold mica]

murder?

what

[sweet sand]

Time for me to sneak in again

[serene dawn]

Hello

...again

[cold mica]

hello digamma

[sweet sand]

Oh hello again

[zenith gorge]

I was playying antimatter dimensions in mafs

[cold mica]

ok

[zenith gorge]

i thought u gonna take me to macdonoeds

[zenith gorge]

blue chee's

[cold mica]

y really shouldnt be talking abt ppl yk irl

dy really trust these ppl that much?

[zenith gorge]

No

[last gyro]

I've returned

[clear pier]

How many dinosaurs are in this image? (Note: "dinosaur" means any member of the clade Dinosauria.)

(Just guess, without using any website.) (Can anyone see the question at this point?)

[wooden spindle]

300 n a half point five

[cold mica]

whats a dinosaur

[steel idol]

1/3

of a dinosaur

[last gyro]

Skull

[zenith gorge]

66-68 perhaps?

[velvet socket]

Dodged a bomb right there

[clear pier]

I'm surprised no one has answered my question correctly yet...

[restive cosmos]

11?

[clear pier]

Correct

[restive cosmos]

Yay

[last gyro]

Congratulations

[velvet socket]

You know you're getting old when the taxi driver starts to reffer to you as mr 🙏

[last gyro]

🙏

[serene dawn]

Greetings Mr 🙏

Quite an interesting name tbh

[zenith gorge]

Greetings gummy

[last gyro]

How did Digamma even twist to Gummy 😭

[clear pier]

Digamma → Closest spelled word → Gummy

[serene dawn]

Good question

It's a server nickname

[zenith gorge]

wb dicummy

[steel idol]

bartbash

[zenith gorge]

uh wh-

[steel idol]

Bart Bash

[last gyro]

Oh

I see

[knotty adder]

what have I missed?

this is unbelievably believable

[reef comet]

The cycle repeated
As explosions broke in the sky
All that I needed
Was the one thing I couldn't find
And you were there at the turn
Waiting to let me know
We're building it up to break it back down
We're building it up to burn it down
We can't wait to burn it to the ground
The colors conflicted
As the flames climbed into the clouds
I wanted to fix this
But couldn't stop from tearing it down
And you were there at the turn
Caught in the burning glow
And I was there at the turn
Waiting to let you know
We're building it up to break it back down
We're building it up to burn it down
We can't wait to burn it to the ground
You told me yes, you held me high
And I believed when you told that lie
I played soldier, you played king
And struck me down when I kissed that ring
You lost that right to hold that crown
I built you up but you let me down
So when you fall, I'll take my turn
And fan the flames as your blazes burn
And you were there, at the turn
Waiting to let me know
We're building it up to break it back down
We're building it up to burn it down
We can't wait to burn it to the ground
When you fall, I'll take my turn
And fan the flames as your blazes burn
We can't wait to burn it to the ground
When you fall, I'll take my turn
And fan the flames as your blazes burn
We can't wait to burn it to the ground

[knotty adder]

???

[zenith gorge]

tf...

[knotty adder]

are you possessed by i*ta?

[reef comet]

what?

[zenith gorge]

does he know?

[reef comet]

nope

[gaunt bane]

hello

holy text wall

[reef comet]

hi

[last gyro]

I suspect that is not a good assumption

[reef comet]

u can add this as a radio track

[gaunt bane]

hell nah

[lyric coral]

Wassaaaaaa

[reef comet]

hell yeah

[lyric coral]

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Solja boy tell em

Solja boii in it

Watch me crank it watch me roll

[last gyro]

Greetings Blazen

[gaunt bane]

i have no antenna but i must process

[reef comet]

use a compact disc

[gaunt bane]

for a radio?

[reef comet]

yep

[gaunt bane]

oh i mean yeah i do somehow have dial up

[reef comet]

some kind of radios has a cd reader

idk abt ur case

[last gyro]

Cells talk was interesting for seconds

[velvet socket]

on my losing streak again thats for all of you haters

[last gyro]

I still have faith in you

[velvet socket]

i won one time yesterday

[last gyro]

People see the victory... they don't see the struggles before it

[reef comet]

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-dutch-van-der-linde-red-dead-redemption-red-dead-redemption2-rdr-gif-24025879

[last gyro]

Oh well then congratulations lmao

I was going to think of a quote every time you posted it

[velvet socket]

dw ill lose a bunch of times now i have to win with the most rng deck

[reef comet]

i believe in ya

u can do it

[last gyro]

Still, good luck with all those times

[reef comet]

u WILL win

[knotty adder]

naw

[mossy karma]

Hi

[azure lodge]

Hi!

[serene dawn]

H

[gaunt bane]

‎

[serene dawn]

-H

[gaunt bane]

-iH

[azure lodge]

I know this guy

[ornate bluff]

My status is my status

[azure lodge]

Egg pfp goated

[mossy karma]

Checked, cool (for some reason we are close in terms of distance in real life😂 )

[last gyro]

Damn

I never knew that

[ornate bluff]

Should be::

[lyric coral]

Sup I'm back

[lyric coral]

Hello

[velvet socket]

god damn i actually won

my luckiest run ever

[clear pier]

what is a cowabunga

[last gyro]

Greetings Blazen

[last gyro]

Congratulations!

[random solstice]

sr. 🙇, how may i be of your service

[velvet socket]

lucky dayy

[last gyro]

Damn you're good

[velvet socket]

not one but two runs

[last gyro]

Congrats once again

[velvet socket]

tyty

[random solstice]

peak

[lyric coral]

You're getting a lot better compared to yesterday lol

[last gyro]

Indeed

[velvet socket]

Oh after that screenshot i proceeded to lose next two runs before the first boss

:silly:

[last gyro]

Oh dang

[round kite]

W in the chat guys

[flint scroll]

Carrotial

[ionic isle]

[reef comet]

W

W
W

[gaunt bane]

what

[verbal cedar]

🦞

[restive cosmos]

Why does Blaisei ring a bell for me

[reef comet]

dead chat

[gaunt bane]

grass is green ahh statement

[wheat oracle]

W?

[misty vault]

I saw pleaides thru my lil ass binocular

yes binocular not binoculars

I love it

[reef comet]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-statement-dog-leaving-the-dog-is-leaving-gif-2116045989672169

[knotty adder]

u da real statement

[wooden spire]

But with your help, we can change that. For every 10 dollars you donate, we will paint a square meter of grass the colour of your choice. Well, besides green of course.

[knotty adder]

is the paint safe for the environment?

[reef comet]

i am an overviewer

in this specific chat

[wooden spire]

It's not about the environment it's about grass not being green

[reef comet]

i believe its a great offer

[velvet socket]

Can it be multiple colours can i have gay grass

[wooden spire]

No because the gay flag has green but you can have lesbian grass

[velvet socket]

Ohhhh

Okay that will do

[reef comet]

maybe transgender

colors

[velvet socket]

Grassgender

[reef comet]

fr

[wooden spire]

https://tenor.com/view/fern-adventure-time-fionna-and-cake-fern-fionna-and-cake-gif-8045220025541800737

[reef comet]

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-pirate-gif-give-this-man-a-give-this-man-a-true-give-this-matey-a-aye-gif-7627211564739902400

[velvet socket]

Aye

[reef comet]

aye

[wooden spire]

aye

[gaunt bane]

Aw man I wanted to pick green as in green gaster!

[random solstice]

no, ou onl get green as in green sans (it's blue for some reason)

[velvet socket]

The most gravity breaking shot of my water (and a couple different things)

I take the weirdest pictures ever
Not of myself
Not of nature
Just random shit lying around

[livid jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-bird-ai-slaot-laz4p-gif-6990078711912000688

[zenith gorge]

wow! adorable!

[little stump]

has nature gone too far with evolution

[random solstice]

certainly

this mf clearly hasnt heard of the jungle

[last gyro]

Greetings

[zenith gorge]

Greeting Electorus.

[last gyro]

Did bro swap consciousness with Digamma

[zenith gorge]

Elaborate.

[last gyro]

No thanks

[zenith gorge]

Ok.

[last gyro]

That does not require any further explanation

[zenith gorge]

Digamma doesn't say "Greetings" very often...

neither do I actually

[random solstice]

700 total greetings

289 from electorus

why do i feel like this cammie person was an og regular

daarth cammie

back in 2019

-# balthurr has a few...

ooh confused parrot

aka max something idk

[last gyro]

Almost 300 from me? 😭

[random solstice]

yep

you greet

ahh, the "hello there" gif contains "greetings" in it's filename

it must since it pops up

[last gyro]

Ah yes that's good

At least I greet people

[random solstice]

wdym 😭

only 66 "greetings" with embed

wait...

28 are not the standard hello there gif, but one of those 28 is a different hello there gif

so assuming the remainder is all the same gif, that "hello there" gif has been sent 38 times (without deletion) over the server's lifetime

[zenith gorge]

E.

[serene dawn]

Why are you keeping track of the number of times I've said a certain word

That seems weird ngl

[hybrid prairie]

for the funny

I mean how many times have you said "Ok." ?

[serene dawn]

Well I can't really count but I don't say it as often

[serene dawn]

I'm not as monotonous as... whoever took over my account the last few months I was absent

[last gyro]

Damn, he's really back

[serene dawn]

You guys are creeping me out ngl

[random solstice]

leave digamma be

[last gyro]

Okay okay

...Sorry

[random solstice]

no dw that wasnt just directed at you

and also harsher than i meant

but idk how else to phrase it

[zenith gorge]

so

digamma

u were never u?

[random solstice]

jjc nooo what did i saaay

[zenith gorge]

deek?

/nsrs

[zenith gorge]

its ok cummy dont be scared

[random solstice]

ew wtf

im not sure how much that can be a typo...

[zenith gorge]

its one of his nicknames too

[random solstice]

anw did you know that this button exists?

cool feature

[random solstice]

**gummy

ive heard of gummy

that's what i meant about the faint possibility of a typo that's now zero

but what you put? i highly doubt it

ive only ever heard "gummy" from you, as well...

do i trust that source

given the new information

[zenith gorge]

well...

[last gyro]

I never thought Robust would say this

I was like this but worse months ago

[zenith gorge]

yeah pretty cool!

[random solstice]

ok but when someone says something seemingly sexual about someone, i want to give the (perceived) victim options

[zenith gorge]

dam n ok I wont do it

[frail cradle]

oooooooh im gonna hypnotize the chat to shut up oooooooooh

[random solstice]

no

[frail cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/hypnotized-gif-7278549

[random solstice]

why

[zenith gorge]

dayum

[random solstice]

why would you try to do that

[naive quartz]

i think its working.
the real question is what happened with dialpha, dibeta and are there also trialpha, tribeta and trigamma?

[frail cradle]

im evil and I take nothing seriously

well and I don’t like conflict lol

[zenith gorge]

not commonly used

I call him figummy tho

like mainly

but sometime others

[random solstice]

the way to resolve conflict isnt to distract from it

that just
distracts from it

nothing is resolved

[zenith gorge]

my classmates are listen to "Kim Jong Um G**n" 😭

[naive quartz]

that exactly how its done in real life like 99% of the time

[random solstice]

what 😭

[random solstice]

fym "real life"

this feels potentially condescending

[naive quartz]

the life not in front of pc screen

[random solstice]

oh so irl- wait that is literally what irl stands for

dammit the acronym meaning shift got me again

[naive quartz]

[random solstice]

anw it's still poor practice imo

[naive quartz]

noone denies that

[zenith gorge]

d.

[random solstice]

probably not no one, im sure there's someone who thinks it

there always is…

just no one i suspect id trust on the matter

[steel idol]

hello

[random solstice]

oh wait that bart has no arms

husk ahh

https://tenor.com/view/filth-filth-ultrakill-goofy-goofy-jump-idiot-gif-8726061994731942149

-# the only husk gif i could find 😭

[serene dawn]

Deprecated

[velvet socket]

...what

[velvet socket]

WHAT

[velvet socket]

I have no arms and i must bart

[knotty adder]

Hello itsy bitsy timmy wimey winny binny!
Tummy bummy grummy brummy hemmy here, What happens here?

[frail cradle]

Hello guys, it’s me, Aummy, Bummy, not gonna say this, Dummy, Eummy, Fummy, Gummy, Hummy, Iummy, Jummy, Kummy, Lummy, Mummy, Nummy, Oummy, Pummy, Qummy, Rummy, Summy, Tummy, Uummy, Vummy, Wummy, Xummy, Yummy, Zummy here!

[last gyro]

The fuck

[serene dawn]

Joke's getting outta hand

Just "gummy" can suffice

[ornate bluff]

[inland berry]

@unborn plover go to cells-art and try to send a message there, and then, try to create a new thread to a message

[unborn plover]

🫡

[inland berry]

thanks

[unborn plover]

i cant!

[inland berry]

both?

[unborn plover]

i dont have perms to send a message

i can make a thread tho

[inland berry]

okay, thanks

[unborn plover]

ig i could just make a thread freely tho?

[inland berry]

its enough

[unborn plover]

are you trying out a new system for art submissions

[inland berry]

i have to do it in another way

[inland berry]

no, just some little changes, but i have to talk with aditya as i see

[unborn plover]

ah, gl

[last gyro]

Greetings again

[serene dawn]

Oh hello

[knotty adder]

bumpy gummers

[serene dawn]

bummers
-# or bumpers

[last gyro]

What

[gaunt bane]

hello!

[last gyro]

Hello Radio

[velvet socket]

Weekend time

Im so back

[knotty adder]

week time

[last gyro]

Yay

[knotty adder]

So...

Weekday time
Im so front

[last gyro]

I finally don't have anything related to the recent school year anymore

I'm finally free

[knotty adder]

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-gif-14887144685173519659

[velvet socket]

Its ended for you?

[knotty adder]

uh huh

[last gyro]

Ended a week ago

Today we just had like the last party I guess

[velvet socket]

Im so jealous

[last gyro]

Not like I really like my class anyway...

[velvet socket]

Same tbf

[last gyro]

Don't worry I'm getting tortured again starting in May

[velvet socket]

Oh damn 😔

[sick creek]

Hello guys

does anybody play da hood

[mystic shale]

dude this is a cell to singularity server

[sick creek]

Ok

i didnt ask what server this is?

[blazing ruin]

what even is da hood

[sick creek]

best game ever

[knotty adder]

Ok?

[blazing ruin]

suspicion level: none -> mild

their account was made feb 17 and only joined today

[last gyro]

What is da hood...

[knotty adder]

what if

Reboot : Prestiges

[mystic shale]

Maciek nie pisz na losowych serwerach o grach na robloxie

[blazing ruin]

#🌐-international please

[gaunt bane]

rads

[mystic shale]

Love it

[mint bridge]

wassap

[velvet socket]

what the helly is da hood

i am going to google ts

it really just looks like roblox gta

[gaunt bane]

hi 2: rad boogaloo

[velvet socket]

if thats the case why not play gta

[forest rain]

(((

[last gyro]

That'd be pretty cool honestly

[gaunt bane]

what if prestiges had prestiges

after you reach prestige 11 in meso valley the meso valley resets fully without any rare or epic cards

[knotty adder]

interesting

[gaunt bane]

and after you reach prestige prestige 11 you get prestige prestige prestige which resets the whole game but gives you a 2x speed epic card

[last gyro]

Skull

[knotty adder]

10 legacy crystals on primary simulation

[gaunt bane]

and after you prestige prestige prestige 7 times you combine all the chaos legacy crystals and get the master crystal which resets the game to back to version v0.3 and you have to relive all the updates

[knotty adder]

oh nah

that's called torture prestige

go back to the 1960 v0.2 Alpha testing

[last gyro]

🙏

[gaunt bane]

simality aint saving ya bud

[knotty adder]

that would be ×700 simulation speed boost

[gaunt bane]

after you torture prestige 11 times you get the absoloute reset which resets the human civilisation to the stone age with a 1e11x speed boost

[knotty adder]

new achievement, déjà vu? with question mark as semblance regenerates back into simality

[knotty adder]

is this worse than surrounding a snail with fiberglass?

[velvet socket]

i wonder if there were any testers before this game officially released

[knotty adder]

the devs

yeah I'm wondering too

[last gyro]

Don't think there were honestly

[knotty adder]

-# petition to add an incertae sedis branch to the game

[velvet socket]

good god they revealed gen 10 pokemon starters

might be the worst ones yet

what the hell is that bird bro

[hybrid prairie]

nahh that ain't real

there's no way

no

what on earth

this is real

[wooden spire]

Duolingo owl and red angry bird had a child

[hybrid prairie]

not wrong

[velvet socket]

it freaking is real they posted a trailer

i hate those

[velvet socket]

really accurate

[last gyro]

What are these dude 😭

[knotty adder]

Do y'all still remember when I say "Do you remember that I said "Damn, I haven't said "Damn, I haven't said "anyway do you remember when I say "who is that "Welcome to the new epidemic If you fail to participate, you will bring shame onto discord and all frog kind. You have been infected. Now change your status to “DM me the word frog for a surprise.’” The infection shall spread silently. The only rule is to not spoil the game for others by telling people what saying frog does. you have to keep the status for 2 weeks" person?" ?" in a while." in a while." 21 minutes ago?" 1 day ago?
I need to stop this

[gaunt bane]

i have a bug in my shoes

"wheres the parachute! i thought you said pair of shoes!"

"Burger, Evan Burger"

[knotty adder]

The great meme reset they said

[gaunt bane]

i mean it did work

all those memes did die off

but thats natural stuff

[knotty adder]

just a lil spark

every year, meme dies

[gaunt bane]

hello

Me when i step on the "Do you remember that I said "Damn, I haven't said "Damn, I haven't said burger, BURGER?! YOUR NAME IS EVAN BURGER?! WHAT DO YOU COME WITH FRIES, IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME CHEESE? heres how you make a burger (burger?!) first you grab a bun, add some ketchup, k-k-ketchup?! add some mustard, M-M-MUSTARD!?!?!?!!? WHERES THE PAIR OF SHOES, i thought you said parachute? The infection shall spread silently. The only rule is to not spoil the game for others by telling people what saying frog does. you have to keep the status for 2 weeks" person?" ?" in a while." in a while." 21 minutes ago?" 1 day ago?
I need to stop this" 1 day ago?

[last gyro]

What

[gaunt bane]

general brain-rot level 550

[knotty adder]

I do remember when you said "Me when i step on the "Do you remember that I said "Damn, I haven't said "Damn, I haven't said burger, BURGER?! YOUR NAME IS EVAN BURGER?! WHAT DO YOU COME WITH FRIES, IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME CHEESE? heres how you make a burger (burger?!) first you grab a bun, add some ketchup, k-k-ketchup?! add some mustard, M-M-MUSTARD!?!?!?!!? WHERES THE PAIR OF SHOES, i thought you said parachute? The infection shall spread silently. The only rule is to not spoil the game for others by telling people what saying frog does. you have to keep the status for 2 weeks" person?" ?" in a while." in a while." 21 minutes ago?" 1 day ago?
I need to stop this" 1 day ago?"

[last gyro]

Can you all stop

[ornate bluff]

[last gyro]

If you wanna grind xp, at least say something reasonable

[knotty adder]

what

it just for fun

[gaunt bane]

yeah

[knotty adder]

Hello Jester Carrot!

[flint scroll]

Car rot

[gaunt bane]

i love shitposting in general as long as it doesnt break the rules

[last gyro]

I don't see anything fun in this...

[knotty adder]

your car is rotting

[knotty adder]

th(fun)is

[restive cosmos]

rotting your is car

[last gyro]

It litters the chat imo

[knotty adder]

u da fake rot alive

[restive cosmos]

alive fake rot da u

[knotty adder]

https://tenor.com/view/crine-im-crine-son-im-crine-anthony-mackie-tiktok-gif-10273212848663596705

[gaunt bane]

rade-nio

[little stump]

uhm

is this healthy or not

[last gyro]

Absurd but valid

[restive cosmos]

you played this game for 22 hrs in ONE DAY?

[last gyro]

Healthy? I wouldn't say so

[restive cosmos]

That's life threatening bro 😭

[last gyro]

Assuming he is active for 22 hours and 48 minutes, yes

But I guess there are idle times?

[restive cosmos]

I hope there is

[little stump]

uhm

[restive cosmos]

no, don't say it

[little stump]

ill keep it secret then

[last gyro]

I guess this implies something

I'm keeping that thought in my mind as well

[little stump]

also yes my computer has been running for more than like 24 hours

im pretty sure its bad for durability but hey

[knotty adder]

Yes

[little stump]

grind is eternal

[last gyro]

Grind is eternal...

[restive cosmos]

eternal... is Grind

[ornate bluff]

[velvet socket]

the circle in the middle is the same size as the other circle ahh emoji

[last gyro]

Lmao

[flint scroll]

Δ

[ornate bluff]

Theyre not really at same size
-# middle one is bigger

[last gyro]

Indeed, he's just referring to those illusions

[velvet socket]

yeah

im sorry i just reference weird things a lot

[ornate bluff]

It's not a brain test , just an icon

[last gyro]

Again, it's a reference. The icon reminds him of those circle illusions

[wide oasis]

Hello chat!

It’s been a long time since I’ve spoken here.

Does anyone know if they added any new roles?

[last gyro]

New roles? Obtainable roles? I don't think there's one... maybe aside from Alpha Alerts

-# Oh and Horizon Spotter?

[wide oasis]

And how do you get them? I've had the Alpha since the beginning.

[last gyro]

In the onboarding

Roles selection tab

-# Ahh, it's 00.25 now, I have to go to bed

[wide oasis]

And this one?

[vernal silo]

How do I get progression roles?

• The way roles used to work in the Cells Discord server is through a fancy feature called “Linked Roles.” An update broke the linked roles system, and since it has been broken for so long, the moderators have decided to revert to the old method of assigning game progression roles: manually. Post screenshots of your progress in #🏆-share-your-prestige, and you might get some snazzy roles if your progress meets certain requirements.
  -# In case you want to look at the requirements, please click on the server's top bar, then select 'Linked Roles'. You can view the requirements of each role there.

Frequently Asked Questions • Requested by Electorus

[wide oasis]

Oh

Thanks 😃👍

[knotty adder]

Hi

[sinful talon]

Hi

[gaunt bane]

hi

what

[lyric coral]

<@&535129309648781332> not only is his spam but I also feel touched in a bad way :(

[tough marsh]

!s fienskyyyt

[balmy trout]

Only one result:

User: fienskyyyt

​ User information

ID: 1386732055769124904
Username: fienskyyyt
Display Name: MuggyBunArie
Created: <t:1750693086:R>
Mention: @iron cave

​ Member information

Joined: <t:1769380403:R>

[tough marsh]

!ban 1386732055769124904 DM spam

[balmy trout]

Banned fienskyyyt (Case #4344) (user notified with a direct message)

[lyric coral]

Yay

🎉

[velvet socket]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tongue-out-tomfoolery-la-BgMQWWkA15LVLzLEFP

[flint scroll]

Carrot jumpscare

[gaunt bane]

its not calm!

[velvet socket]

Oh yeah why is your pfp specifically blue carrot

[gaunt bane]

i thought it was sonic the carrothog, because of the green leaves on the carrot

[velvet socket]

Maybe

[velvet socket]

33333

[unique goblet]

Hello

[steel idol]

Iotavia all over again istg

[craggy arrow]

1337

[vernal canyon]

@forest galleon hi

me art

[serene dawn]

Nice

[sinful talon]

https://youtu.be/xQr5sJNy-Po?si=lUXxFNyj495u4Ylw

[robust lion]

#🇷🇺-pyccкий

[last gyro]

Arch Dux is back :0

[robust lion]

https://tenor.com/view/again-miracle-gif-7310245

lets see how long i last

wtf is jester role

[unborn plover]

its for ppl who react in #🏆-share-your-prestige or cheaters

also welcome back

[robust lion]

LMAO

[last gyro]

Maybe you want the... role again

[robust lion]

dev? 😀

[last gyro]

Skull

I mean what you had

The wiki thingy idk

[robust lion]

uh lemme think

beta tester, wiki contributer, all progression roles (except max meso), team plants, early alpha, fan artist

maybe more im forgetting?

[last gyro]

Not sure

No mod is active 😔

I mean somehow they are invisible now

[robust lion]

id love to be a mod but im too mentally unstable

[azure lodge]

no mods active hmm…

[last gyro]

They might be active, but they don't have the green dot

[robust lion]

im invisible too

[last gyro]

Don't worry... nothing has changed here

[robust lion]

but lets be honest even when they are online theyre not active

[last gyro]

Maybe aside from I'm back being hyperactive now

[robust lion]

thats more of a reason to worry because ive degraded

[last gyro]

-# Oh and someone stopped being a robot apparently

I'm still fighting dumb here

Speaking fairly

[oblique mortar]

Im still me, I look at drama and news only

Okay that is my monthly message quota done, see you next month

[robust lion]

I see beta chat is still just as much as a dumpster fire as it was before

[last gyro]

Questions that shouldn't be asked, messages that don't contribute anything to the conversation, beta content somehow in #💬-cells-chat, straight up shitposts, AI art, suggestions threads, leaked content, etc. etc.

It's... tiring, really

[robust lion]

Hi forg

[last gyro]

Until we meet again ToastedMeeps

[wooden spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1151959595296772206/1460208426142404710/D511D9FF-D179-49F6-8DD3-7BE07D4534AA.gif

[last gyro]

Anyways you might want to note this in case someone is... apparently active

[robust lion]

I find it kinda funny how quarter became a mod for being so active, then immediately became 10x less active

[last gyro]

Uh huh

Also btw do you have time chamber icon?

And another one...

[robust lion]

Uh probably not

[last gyro]

Ah alright then

[robust lion]

ph hey they finally added it lol

[last gyro]

Yea lol

[random solstice]

i left my last pc (laptop) running 24/7
i think it was fine?

[random solstice]

i understood that reference dw

[serene dawn]

Eternity

AD reference

[serene dawn]

Activate time flux

[last gyro]

I was also thinking of this lmao

That's probably why Calm Carrot sent the triangle sign

No it's Delta? Idrk

[sullen wagon]

Why do parents want to buy THIS for display only but not a 3 dollar game

[blazing ruin]

I have never seen a parent buy a crab neubla display

[knotty adder]

yes?

[blazing ruin]

oh shoot I have no return stage

at least I put the docking port

mods, why can I not make threads in #🎨-cells-art

[last gyro]

@inland berry Have there been changes in the channel permissions?
(Oh and btw #🏠-general message, #🏠-general message)
((One last thing, do you have Time Chamber icon?))

[gaunt bane]

Hello!

[gaunt bane]

Arch?!

Called it!

[knotty adder]

You are back!

[gaunt bane]

This

[knotty adder]

I always expected him to rejoin

[velvet socket]

oh hi hello!!

[velvet socket]

we are so back

[last gyro]

Arch Dux wasn't here for almost a full month

Hopefully this time he stays here longer

[zenith gorge]

Sfs?

[zenith gorge]

Dayum

[velvet socket]

i cant make threads so ill just say that this is really fucking funny, great job

[blazing ruin]

I forgot my return stage

I'll have to rescue mission it

[daring junco]

philosophy takes like eternity to finish

[knotty adder]

hello jester

[last gyro]

Another jester? 😭

[gaunt bane]

they are markilplying

[daring junco]

what is.. jester

😭 😭

[last gyro]

"its for ppl who react in #🏆-share-your-prestige or cheaters"

[zenith gorge]

Pretty rad person

[daring junco]

wait reaction not allowed

[last gyro]

"Send screenshots of your progress here to show off!
Don't react posts here with , or❔"

[daring junco]

aw

[velvet socket]

someone got jestered 👀👀

[last gyro]

I like how these questions can be answered by basically copy-pasting explicit messages

[daring junco]

how do i redeem myself as a non jester

[last gyro]

It means those who ask haven't even read it

[last gyro]

"Probably until you beg for mercy from the mods afaik"

[daring junco]

lol

[last gyro]

Especially SampeDrako btw, he's probably the one who gave you the role

[knotty adder]

u da real jester, welcome to the jester world

[zenith gorge]

Hm

[last gyro]

I'm so tempted to ping him one more time

[daring junco]

why cant we react like positive approve emoji on share your prestige tho

just wondering

[knotty adder]

Idk, it's the rule

[last gyro]

It's used by moderators to check whether those screenshots are valid for progression roles

[knotty adder]

oh

[last gyro]

Moderators often check there and leave signs to tell other mods that the screenshots are already checked

[daring junco]

ah, thank for the information

[daring junco]

can the progression role erase the mark of jester : V

[last gyro]

No

[daring junco]

darn

[last gyro]

Jester stays forever afaik... until you beg for mercy

[daring junco]

[last gyro]

I've also heard of cases where progression roles are intentionally removed

[knotty adder]

wait what

[daring junco]

atleast the jester community is big right, so i wont need to sob alone

😭

[knotty adder]

Yes, it is big

[last gyro]

Big? Not sure

[knotty adder]

you can see jester carrot as the community president

[last gyro]

There are active jesters though

[knotty adder]

Not every jester is active

let me find some

[velvet socket]

Think about it you can make a career out of being a jester, just like carrot. You embrace your inner jester!!!!

[last gyro]

Lmao

[knotty adder]

Sagittarius A* was one of the first known Jesters, not sure who's the first

[last gyro]

Sagittarius A* begged for mercy and has been forgiven though

[knotty adder]

Yeah... I'm wondering who's the first

[daring junco]

jester and a carrot, sound like a combo of destruction

[last gyro]

Skull

Honestly if Jesters included those who made a thread directly in #💡-suggestions the amount of Jesters would be like tripled

[knotty adder]

I am supporting the Jester community

even tho I'm not one

[knotty adder]

Jester has a car that's rotting rn

[wheat oracle]

I only support the jesters that react in #🏆-share-your-prestige

Because it’s usually an accident

[velvet socket]

thats a damn great idea to do it

[wheat oracle]

That wasn’t my finest day…I was so confused lol

But thank you for giving me mercy bc I have not reacted in #🏆-share-your-prestige since

[last gyro]

"use /suggest in ⁠#🎭-semblance" is explicitly stated in #💡-suggestions's description though

I guess it's not explicit enough

It has to be "Don't create a thread here directly" or smth

[knotty adder]

Hello Former jester

[last gyro]

Thank SampeDrako lol

[knotty adder]

I don't think you're the only one that's confused

we are confused because it's something new

[last gyro]

This is undeniably explicitly stated

So... no matter it's an accident or not, they clearly haven't read

[daring junco]

Atleast the final answer in philosophy event is not || 67||, or else my world view gonna shatter

[last gyro]

It'd be crazy if there's a 'Former Jester' role that lies at the very bottom

[knotty adder]

Damn

[last gyro]

Not at the very top, but it still tells you that guy's been a Jester before

[knotty adder]

Sagittarius A* would have the role "Former Jesters"

[knotty adder]

42 and 137 used to be the final answer to all, thank you for your suggestions

[daring junco]

oh god

[last gyro]

137?

I think it's 1337, no?

[knotty adder]

is it?

[last gyro]

Am pretty sure

[knotty adder]

there's the mystery of 137 and 1337

what

[last gyro]

Hm

[daring junco]

the philosophy event got updated?

or there like sercet event

[knotty adder]

nope

A secret event could exist, we just don't know it because it's a secret

[last gyro]

Real

[daring junco]

your semblance sercet badge make it sound sussy

[last gyro]

Whose one?

[daring junco]

both

[serene dawn]

New jester role?

I've always wanted to be a jester

How to get it

Is it from an event

[zenith gorge]

me too!

[knotty adder]

giving the same feeling as
"Could there be a creature that evolution has perfected their hiding skill from predators? They are perfect at hiding, so perfect until us humans and even technology couldn't detect them, then how on earth could we approve that without knowing it?"

[zenith gorge]

u gotta react to ppl in #🏆-share-your-prestige

[last gyro]

"its for ppl who react in #🏆-share-your-prestige or cheaters"

[knotty adder]

react in #🏆-share-your-prestige

[serene dawn]

Welp

Time to reinstall c2s with cheats

[knotty adder]

react in the image that has been reacted by sampe

[last gyro]

I got the role via Linked Roles. Ultraviolet probably got it via #🏆-share-your-prestige?

[zenith gorge]

nah just do

[serene dawn]

Uhh

Well I guess it's gonna take a while

[last gyro]

I wouldn't recommend you to do it, but if you say so...

[knotty adder]

wait until sampe sees you, Hello Jester!

[daring junco]

so there no sercet event? The sercet smth else? Sadge

[last gyro]

No secrets. Maybe aside from secret achievements

[serene dawn]

Nah it's gonna take longer than installing cheats

[velvet socket]

okay why did digamma change his way of talking so much i dont get it bro

[serene dawn]

What

I dont get it why does everyone keep saying I talk differently now

[velvet socket]

is this some kind of schizophrenia

[zenith gorge]

bro ungummified

[last gyro]

I find it pretty funny that that dude practically gave up

[tardy harbor]

no way blud got a factory reset

after all these years

[last gyro]

Trying to be boring and all that

[velvet socket]

BECAUSE YOU DO 😭😭

[serene dawn]

??

Huh

[velvet socket]

This gotta be ragebait i dont get iti

[serene dawn]

Afaik this has been the way I chat for like as long as I can remember

[last gyro]

Anyways seriously though, "leave digamma be"

This doesn't sound so interesting to me anymore

[normal prawn]

@zenith gorge tried to knock some sense into @serene dawn by slapping them

[last gyro]

-# Thanks Robust for this quote

[serene dawn]

Ow

[tardy harbor]

OH

i was right

[zenith gorge]

guys

ik why

[tardy harbor]

he did facotry reset

[zenith gorge]

.

[tardy harbor]

what the hell

[serene dawn]

??

I'm not a bot

[zenith gorge]

yeah bro is back

[last gyro]

Hm

Now that is interesting to me

[ornate bluff]

-# chat live

[last gyro]

Oh hello Nowadays

[serene dawn]

clive

[velvet socket]

bro 😭😭

[zenith gorge]

hi

[normal prawn]

@serene dawn, @zenith gorge is meowing at you, won't you give them what they want?

[last gyro]

Someone put him into that state again /j

[zenith gorge]

um

[serene dawn]

Uhh

[serene dawn]

You want LaTeX

[zenith gorge]

...

[zenith gorge]

yes

[serene dawn]

Sure

Vc later

[last gyro]

Shit I forgot '/j'

[zenith gorge]

no

[serene dawn]

No LaTeX then

[zenith gorge]

I have a 4 hour class later on

[serene dawn]

Only latex

[zenith gorge]

that is better

[serene dawn]

[zenith gorge]

I wish to use this command

[serene dawn]

What

[south radish]

💥 5merchant defeats jjcaerospaceyt! 💥

What a dramatic showdown!

Feb 28, 2026, 9:56 AM

[normal prawn]

Hey! @zenith gorge just stole something and took off! They stole... @serene dawn!!

[serene dawn]

Ok that's enough

[zenith gorge]

yey hes back

[serene dawn]

??

Wdym

[last gyro]

Is he going to send more Ok.'s now?

I wonder...

[zenith gorge]

Ok.

[last gyro]

-# Oh god curiosity got the better of me

[serene dawn]

That's a really bad way to continue the conversation ngl

[last gyro]

-# I should leave him alone

-# leave him be*

[serene dawn]

I should probably set up a Python IDE on mobile

Making animations frame-by-frame in LaTeX is pretty tedious

[zenith gorge]

yeah hes back

[knotty adder]

Hello

[last gyro]

Greetings

[serene dawn]

Can yall stop saying im back

[gaunt bane]

we are so not back

its digover

[sweet sand]

I come back here with more unknowns

[wooden spindle]

You're front

[last gyro]

Skull

[velvet socket]

god damn it

losing streak again

[last gyro]

Dang

[tough marsh]

too late, I have removed thy's jester role since it seems like you just misunderstood the use of the channel and weren't malicious

[last gyro]

Holy, bro received full pardon

[zenith gorge]

.

[obsidian swallow]

Should be fixed now

[last gyro]

Yep, fixed now

[serene dawn]

Crazy

[last gyro]

Real

[gaunt bane]

oh they finally added the role in id:customize

[last gyro]

Yes

[serene dawn]

I thought you meant the jester role

[last gyro]

That'd be crazy ngl 😭

[slate turtle]

U can have python on mobile????

[serene dawn]

Yes

[gaunt bane]

so the wiki contributor role is now free for all but the original wiki contributor role is now renamed to wiki core team

[last gyro]

Indeed

[serene dawn]

Wire team

[zenith gorge]

67

[knotty adder]

what is semblance's last name

[zenith gorge]

beta!

[gaunt bane]

Burger

[zenith gorge]

big bak

[gaunt bane]

Semblace Burger.

[zenith gorge]

rad burger

[knotty adder]

I'm sorry, did he just say that his last name.... is Burger?

[zenith gorge]

yep

ur ears have problems

[serene dawn]

Do you come with fries?

[serene dawn]

Wrong it's APP

[last gyro]

Skull

[zenith gorge]

fatgummy

shut up

also change ur server nick to sMerchant again

trust

[serene dawn]

[zenith gorge]

imma eat u again

[serene dawn]

Learn LaTeX first

[zenith gorge]

latexeh? sure

[gaunt bane]

Holy vor- Caniballism

[zenith gorge]

im a roket, hes a gummy, there is a difference

[gaunt bane]

Gummies also have rights too!

[robust lion]

I’m a squid

[gaunt bane]

and i'm a radio!

[zenith gorge]

no they dont

[zenith gorge]

no ur not

ur spamdio

[gaunt bane]

also arch dux jumpscare

[zenith gorge]

im rad!

[gaunt bane]

currently remaking radio

[robust lion]

@pseudo pine

[velvet socket]

Why is radio doing blackface

[serene dawn]

blace

[gaunt bane]

my middle name!

[zenith gorge]

pretty rad..

[gaunt bane]

No screen, no feelings

[gaunt bane]

hey! ill be the judge of that!

[serene dawn]

Neelings

[zenith gorge]

its still pretty rad

[zenith gorge]

oh no

I made it worse

[gaunt bane]

lets see...

[zenith gorge]

buddy what u wanna see?

[gaunt bane]

this is gonna be a long year🥀

[zenith gorge]

digamma isn't a fat gummy now

its gonna be fatter

[serene dawn]

Why are you trying to make me look like a bot

[rare kestrel]

ts unrad

[zenith gorge]

how u add in here

rad!radio

[gaunt bane]

you can only use slash commands in other servers

[zenith gorge]

is it in this server?

[gaunt bane]

no

[zenith gorge]

ok

[serene dawn]

Users can add it to their apps to use it everywhere

So long as it supports slash commands

[zenith gorge]

nvm the gummy is still too fi for my liking

[wise cobalt]

🎲 https://cell-to-singularity.fandom.com/wiki/Daily_Mutation

Cell to Singularity Wiki

Daily Mutation

Daily Mutation, or the Daily Reward Panel gives you a daily prize in a seven day cycle. After collecting the daily reward, you will need to wait at least 24 hours before you can receive the next reward. Rewards contain a variety of useful resources as well as a series of unique upgrades: the Sharks.
In order to unlock the Daily Mutation, you need to buy Cytoplasm for Entropy 125,000.

[gaunt bane]

thats why i made spamton fight a slash command

[velvet socket]

Oh yeah does it work nicely now

[gaunt bane]

eh...

ill have to remake the command from ground up but im too lazy to do that rn

[serene dawn]

I should probably make trigamma next

Unlike mono it'll support slash commands

[gaunt bane]

yes were the wiki CORE team

we fell into the core

beware of the people, who speak in wiki articles

[gaunt bane]

My favourite undertale background music

[robust lion]

Run threen 🤑

[knotty adder]

you fell to the nuclear reactor core? and survived?

[robust lion]

Ye

He got superpowers

[gaunt bane]

then we started speaking in hands

[robust lion]

And turned into spamton I guess

[knotty adder]

oh you mutated creatures, what are you? Burgers?

[robust lion]

I’m a squid

[knotty adder]

I'm UV? since that great war

[robust lion]

I

[gaunt bane]

The Dissonance of Time.m4a

[robust lion]

There’s more where that came from

Wait is that not the full version

Bruh

[knotty adder]

🐴 👍

[robust lion]

Disappointed in myself for not saving the full version of Who Wants to Make a Movie!?

[gaunt bane]

why does this remind me of the thrive music

[robust lion]

The wha

[gaunt bane]

from the game "thrive" i mean

[robust lion]

Oh

Never heard of it

[gaunt bane]

uh oh discord started pinging me every time someone types in general

[knotty adder]

Type

[gaunt bane]

this is gonna get annoying

[gaunt bane]

i meant message

[knotty adder]

Messages

[knotty adder]

Ok.

[gaunt bane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc1dZT7rT6o&list=PL9HYGL1NpjMWOofqmPgkNstJsq3sJVfq2&index=6

i found the thing i was talking about

the pitches sound different tho

[knotty adder]

Who is this

[sweet sand]

@serene dawn The thing is that I'm a LaTeX person for fun only haha

Probably an artistic project btw

[gaunt bane]

mr microve

mmm microwave

[knotty adder]

Oh Mr microve is the one that holds the micro wave legacy, whose X-ray then

[robust lion]

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-im-sorry-marvel-avengers-funny-tony-stark-gif-17193329

[wraith leaf]

gg

[wooden spire]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I3a6-dTz840

[last gyro]

Greetings forg

[gaunt bane]

what the fuck am i watching

is this what happens to thrive fans when the game doesnt get macroscopic stage for 10 years

[last gyro]

Huh