🏠-general

[sinful crescent]

check out this cool video i got linked to by a podcast on ancient egypt! it's a dramatic reading in ancient egyptian of a pyramid text that discusses the pharoah unas, magic, and cannibalism. scholars still arent certain if the cannibal thing is literal or not

[merry compass]

Orang

[velvet socket]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-emoji-angry-hakayaki-hakayaki-angry-emoji-gif-13101565263917230073

did the person notice you?

[static tendon]

W pic quality

[last gyro]

Not yet

Makes a lot of sense when it's midnight there

[velvet socket]

oh yeah

[limpid trellis]

This wouldn't be the infamous bus stop on White plains Rd, would it?

[static tendon]

HOW DID U KNOWWWWWWWWWWW

AAAaaAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAA

Find this then

[slate turtle]

1 sec

Idk somewhere in downtown brooklyn cadman Plaza

Cant find the street

[limpid trellis]

Nah ong

I got this

But

The place where it says "agile forum" should be taller

[slate turtle]

Hm

[limpid trellis]

Everything else fits perfectly

[slate turtle]

What about the street signs

[limpid trellis]

Ko

Wait that's further off

[static tendon]

Have u been learning bus routes or streets in nyc or smtn?

[limpid trellis]

Nah I just saw you have a kink for route 41

So I did my research, mapped it out and tried lining it up

[static tendon]

Eh that's not the only route I like

It's like 10 others

Oh

[limpid trellis]

So, how far off was it

[static tendon]

U mean bx and B 41

Well

I'll show u

The answer was this

[limpid trellis]

Damn

I went passed that

[static tendon]

Lolllll

[limpid trellis]

Wait.

That's like 1 side street off ain't it

[static tendon]

Yeh u wad across the street

From the correct answer

The bus island was across the street bro

Next find this

[limpid trellis]

You gave me the damn side street name

[static tendon]

Oops

[limpid trellis]

E 198

The other one was challenging to a fun point

[static tendon]

Find this

[limpid trellis]

Swear I saw it on my look out for the other thing

The orange wall in the background I mean

[static tendon]

And also do this cuz it's on the same route

[static tendon]

Lmaooooo bros actually taking so long

[limpid trellis]

Eh

Ik its on Webster av somewhere

[static tendon]

Be quiet

[static tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-bird-gif-19923454

[static tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-attack-rat-attack-have-at-thee-gif-11648161592664583090

[random solstice]

really?

[limpid trellis]

Damnnn

Depending on how that's recieved

[steel idol]

wait wasn't this the guy who narrowly avoided doxxing

[limpid trellis]

Ps.54 sold it

Sub 1 minute

[random solstice]

wouldn't be surprised

they're playing a dangerous game here

[static tendon]

That ain't even the bus stop bro

U need the view from the stop

[static tendon]

Eh I have pics from around the bx

None is near my house

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrmowSvP/ this was actually interesting

[static tendon]

Who knows where that was taken

W view tho

[robust lion]

A plane

[wide torrent]

I got an error on my login I cant re enter my map j had a couple months ago ... new tablet and moving area

[static tendon]

lol

[steel idol]

what map

[steel idol]

ur so tuff bro like 67 🥶🥶🥶

[static tendon]

Shut up bitch

[velvet socket]

Okay now dude.

[static tendon]

He keeps disrespecting me

And being annoying

Like damn

[static tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/dummy-stupid-idiot-tragic-marcus-gif-16743792

[velvet socket]

but that difently isnt a good enough reason to send these kinds of things

[topaz basin]

why are we being mean to each other-

it's discord lmao

😭

[velvet socket]

thats what im trying to tell

[static tendon]

TELL HIM STOP

IM TIRED OF IT

[velvet socket]

you can just like talk that it annoys you why swear

[steel idol]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[velvet socket]

this is borderline breaking rules for you id say

[static tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-rat-rat96-råttmos-hello-råttmos-gif-17069539795077163404

[velvet socket]

so real coutryland

[static tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/sixseven-six-seven-six-seve-67-gif-14143337669032958349

[static tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-smackdown-wwegif-austin-theory-the-rock-gif-10644104540234558719

[steel idol]

67 leads the way 🥶

[inland berry]

Okay, stop both of you. 32 + 35 = 67, and as long as it remains a number, I don't care what extra meaning it has. However, if it is abused, I will take the appropriate measures

[topaz basin]

W mod tbh

[rotund ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/smart-roblox-victory-correct-gif-8463344230446230187

[robust lion]

thats exactly why

[velvet socket]

Sampedrako more like Sambaseddrako

[topaz basin]

like, if people literally lose their shit every time they open discord, then you need to touch grass lmfao-

[wide torrent]

My cells map u know before .... that kuntry of cells

[steel idol]

what

your save?

[wide torrent]

Like 39

Or 40+

Yeah ... I lost my map

Was uo to the last star gathering of galaxies

[steel idol]

you should email [e-mail] about it

[wide torrent]

I did haven't heard a reply yet

Trying to have fun with my map and pokemon kingdom

😭😭

[steel idol]

How long ago did you email them

[gaunt bane]

Hi everyoe. What i mis

[robust lion]

drama

the usual

[wide torrent]

Yesterday I emailed

[steel idol]

I wouldn't expect it to take just a day

You might need to wait a bit for a response

[true crown]

Order 66

[robust lion]

welp guess ill die

[serene dawn]

Ok.

Goodbye.

[steel idol]

...

[robust lion]

Earth

Yw

[random solstice]

i can do you pne better

land on earth

[nocturne estuary]

Beyond 31 will come trust

Wait so do we already know what beyond 29 and 30 will be

[robust lion]

Yea

We have since July 2024

[robust lion]

Also no the devs literally confirmed 30 is the end

[last gyro]

And that's why I avoid talking with that guy

Judging on the interest I already know I won't talk well with him

[robust lion]

you avoid talking with a lot of people

[last gyro]

Oh yeah lmao

I still find this server pretty okay tho

I don't want to talk to new people now

[robust lion]

why he so fat

[foggy viper]

I haven't found any servers that speak Spanish.🥲

[last gyro]

That shouldn't be too hard

[robust lion]

Hey uh can you do something on the wiki real quick

[last gyro]

Yes?

[robust lion]

Hold on discord isn’t loading on my pc so I can’t send photos

Uh some loser vanadized the pages for ape Middle Ages emergent age and Industrial Revolution

Along with somehow renaming the pages they were on

[last gyro]

Saw it

Lemme revert them

[robust lion]

Omg their account is already blocked

[last gyro]

Nvm

[robust lion]

They probably were doing things on other wikis too

like actualyl wtf is this

[last gyro]

Goddarn APE

[robust lion]

https://cell-to-singularity.fandom.com/wiki/User:Los_Liriliritos_dicen_Larila this is the loser who did it

[robust lion]

THE NHOW COME THE VALDAL GOT TO DO IT

[last gyro]

Okay what's left

Drone?

[robust lion]

Yea

[last gyro]

All fixed I think

[robust lion]

thx

[robust lion]

welp its 11pm now and im tired from editing spreadsheets and wiki pages all day

ive also overall had a terrible day that id rather not talk about

hopefully my back doesnt hurt when i wake up

[graceful monolith]

Idk if this is intended or not but i can see an 80 at the top left corner

[steel idol]

Pretty sure that's the fps counter which isn't even present in the imahe

[last gyro]

I saw nothing

[graceful monolith]

Here

[robust lion]

I think that’s your darwinium counter

[last gyro]

I swear I set my brightness to max and zoomed the image

Still nothing

Are my eyes that bad

[graceful monolith]

Oh wait nvm its from my darwinium

[little stump]

finally beat ace combat 7 on hardest difficulty

[nocturne estuary]

ok 🥲

[nocturne estuary]

that was a joke btw. a really bad one

[random solstice]

no i cant see shit either

[random solstice]

it took you how long? it's that hard?

[last gyro]

Oh ok

I thought only I can't see it

[zenith gorge]

Helow

[last gyro]

Peak intelligence

[velvet socket]

Damn they really do

[blazing ruin]

time to play CS2 with bots (level 3)

wish me luck

[nocturne estuary]

Wait were you talking about me

[last gyro]

No

[serene dawn]

Ok.

[tardy harbor]

33.44Goog
ol

[gaunt bane]

Hi

[gaunt bane]

Goog oil

[tardy harbor]

h

[gaunt bane]

Oi

[radiant lantern]

.

[gaunt bane]

..

[gaunt bane]

Hmm account created 2 days ago

Not 2 days ago im stupid

Uhh

15 days

[velvet socket]

still pretty weird

[limpid trellis]

Huh

Wouldn't be a bot if it has it's Roblox linked

[serene dawn]

Why does it matter?

[foggy viper]

Where? I don't see anything.🤔

[foggy viper]

As an expert in laziness and insomnia, he feels most comfortable on the floor.🤔

[limpid trellis]

So we're just being schizophrenic now

[robust lion]

Common arch dux L

Not noticing an obvious joke

[robust lion]

I have bad news

[gaunt bane]

Yikeys

[robust lion]

Vietnam?

[thorny wagon]

That's correct

[velvet socket]

south subdivs look crazy

isnt hanoi like there

or is it north

one is ho chi minh aand one is hanoi i just never remember what is where

[dusky gust]

war thunder is free ✌️

[rapid bough]

You may have missed the two islands of Hoang Sa and Truong Sa, that is important to my country.😥😓😓

[little stump]

im only BR 2.3 in soviet air 🙏

my last played is oct 8th

my dumba just goes "oooo Su-30SM" instead of actually playing the game

[dusky gust]

i have an obcession with champa

idk why

i just like it

[foggy viper]

cool👍

[random solstice]

-# i didnt either

[last gyro]

Yet another midnight I'm awake

Happens very often now

[random solstice]

is that supposed to be out of the ordinary?

i dont start thinking about sleep until after midnight unless im really tired

[torn dagger]

whats up sunshine i'm coy wire and this is cnn 10

[robust lion]

waht

[velvet socket]

The what

[gaunt bane]

Hi

[true crown]

Ho chi minh at the south, hanoi at the north

[true crown]

Not finished

[dusky gust]

😭 🙏

[random solstice]

ow

[robust lion]

meanwhile -20 here (assuming thats c)

[true crown]

Its raining here

[robust lion]

must be nice

[last gyro]

Yes for me

[robust lion]

lmao one of my alts got a bot as their best buddy for the discord checkpoint

[true crown]

For 3 hours...

Its still raining

[blazing ruin]

you have alts???

alts PLURAL???

I only have one (Sugar's Mini)

@lament estuary

[lament estuary]

who pinged

oh wait it was me

@blazing ruin I'm giving you the spirit back

[blazing ruin]

hey @lament estuary that's not nice

[lament estuary]

okay I need to stop

[blazing ruin]

indeed, I need to stop too

nice, mini got lvl 1

[robust lion]

well none in this server

actually wait

do i

@potent granite

huh

nvm

i guess that hasnt been deleted yet

i hit the delete account button but i guess it hasnt been 2 weeks yet

[random solstice]

interesting

definitely an undercover alt, i never wouldve guessed

[robust lion]

well yeah it sent no messages lol

i dont even remember putting it in here

[random solstice]

lol

i have no alts

not that i havent tried to set one up

i just never tried that hard

[foggy viper]

How pleasantly cold it is. And here I am, roasting.🥲

[foggy viper]

As long as there's no sun, everything is fine.

[true crown]

Getting brighter but no sun

[serene dawn]

Ok.

[robust lion]

Omg I picked the worst clock face imaginable

[restive pumice]

[nocturne estuary]

how do you read this

[zenith gorge]

hele

[velvet socket]

I also have 2 alts

One of them was here for like 2 weeks teehee

[zenith gorge]

digamma got a bot as one of their gang members i think

[serene dawn]

??

Oh yeah.

TeXit.

[nocturne estuary]

mala

ria

Wait

Guys what if 2 sisters were named mala and ria

[gaunt bane]

hi everon

[plucky python]

yo I just joined the game after like 6 months of inactivity and saw all the new things they added, does anybody know how thes primary simulation works now?

[velvet socket]

They get affected by the forbidden malaria prophecy

[robust lion]

Who

[velvet socket]

LNGreeN

[robust lion]

Oh

[gaunt bane]

onion

[zenith gorge]

Texit

[robust lion]

Idk what that is but ok

[gaunt bane]

https://coggle.it/diagram/aAVTQyLnpkvru8DN/t/dark-matter/L_utrqopiBTIueLfgd6fCXGeLgDvEECgoT68u4-r7AU who want to help me expand this

[zenith gorge]

Nerdy ahhh math coding bot

[zenith gorge]

I would love to but I don’t

[robust lion]

Hmm this looks familiar

[zenith gorge]

I actually was abt to do dark matter video

Studying it these days

[gaunt bane]

because its the version 2!!!!!!! insert cheering sound effect

[wide torrent]

Trying to get my login fixed this is the email response of a fix... so I had to go to my browser settings and show him the script because your workers are extremely bad fixing up a resend verification, a login issue, a archival no find issue he doesn't want do... bro what life I live in

[little stump]

guys how do i swim?
-# time sensitive question, please respond fast

[random solstice]

lmao 😭

[random solstice]

flap your wings?

kick your legs?

[little stump]

i aint a bird

i mean the F-35C can fold its wings

but only up and flat

[random solstice]

fold and unfold them idk

[little stump]

not up and down

hmm

[random solstice]

try it, maybe you'll discover something you never realized you could do before

[ocean hamlet]

vertical stab bit too tall tbh

maybe that helps

[wanton fractal]

** THE ENTITY IS HUNGRY, THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT GO AWAY IS TO GIVE 3x 450 GB CALL OF DUTY GAMES.**

[tough gate]

I got the flu

[merry compass]

PLEASE SPEED I NEED THIS, MY CHATROOM IS KINDA MEANINGLESS

[last gyro]

what

[robust lion]

Engines to full, obviously

[regal tangle]

I think the "life" part should be expanded

also maybe amino acid -> self-replicating agents (RNA) -> RNA world -> LUCA

[regal tangle]

from the other side of RNA world possibly viruses?

LUCA -> Bacteria

LUCA -> Archaea -> Asgard Archaea -> Endosymbiosis (Alphaproteobacteria + Asgard Archaea) = Eukaryotic cell

from one side is Orthokaryotes

[gaunt bane]

Yes that literally the reason i need help because the life branch is pretty dry

[regal tangle]

which is Neokaryotes and Jakobea, Salzocoa, Amoebozoa Amorphea, and finally opisthokonts

[gaunt bane]

And i dont wanna talk about the cambrian explosion part…

It is a catastrophe

[regal tangle]

I know a thing or two about eukaryote phylogeny

[gaunt bane]

Do u know how to use coggle?

[limpid trellis]

Absolutely no one responded to bro

[velvet socket]

The Creature solos that damn entity

[wanton fractal]

You did

[regal tangle]

hmmmm no

I'll see

oh it's very simple actually

[regal tangle]

hmmm is there any way to connect 2 things into 1?

found it!

[forest galleon]

Alpha tech tree

[lament ore]

how can i play this?

[robust lion]

<@&535129309648781332> kill them now

[forest galleon]

Idk

I could send you the link

I will dm you

[paper glade]

👋

[robust lion]

You’ve been in this server since 2019 and that’s your first message

[foggy viper]

I was here for six months with another account. I just took the codes and said goodbye.

[blazing badge]

[merry compass]

I like to believe they take the users that they banned outback and shoot them

[ornate robin]

I just returned after maybe a yr (work/life/everythinginbetween) I seem to lose all prestige progress on my dinosaur valley! Did it get a total rework because i think I must have had about 30 of the warm climate boost you get, anyone able to help with this question?

[random solstice]

is that the only thing you lost?

im not entirely sure with the recent update, maybe they reset some things, but i think if you contact the devs they could restore your progress

id get someone else to confirm and show how to contact devs though

[hot kettle]

Alright so my phone is slow updating stuff so I got the update yesterday this makes no sense like where's my metabits and what's knowledge and the whole game feels different how do I tell my sim speed i was at x550.54 before the update but I can't seem to find any info on that

[static tendon]

W scenery

[rotund ivy]

this is the strangest hyperfixation ive ever seen

[zenith gorge]

hello

tasty server yes yes

[blazing ruin]

my dad just got a 2070s for himself (I already have a 3060[equivalent])

[velvet socket]

So real lmao

[dapper garnet]

#📢-announcements message

[paper glade]

👋

[gaunt bane]

hi

[limpid trellis]

Gpu talk?

[velvet socket]

What the hell am i looking at

is this like self-promo??

im not in topic i think

[last gyro]

What the hell is he talking about

[velvet socket]

im trying to get that

Okay i think theres some sort of language barrier because no idea what youre trying to tell lmao

Bro what is going on

<@&535129309648781332> eh sorry ill just ping yall because no idea if this stuff is fine or like what

[inland berry]

!ban 1446947688770834514 spam

[balmy trout]

Banned izziealvarez (Case #4097) (user notified with a direct message)

[inland berry]

Thank you

[gaunt bane]

o

[paper glade]

👋

[limpid trellis]

I imagine an ear to ear smile on your face every time you see a bus

[static tendon]

N a h

Only thing I'm happy abt is it's here to take me where tf I gotta go

I care abt getting on

And another thing I care abt is getting one of the newer busses

But a real new yorker answer would be is I js get on whatever pulls up first

[steel idol]

ay I'm wawkin' heuh

[topaz basin]

@shy elm sorry im being nosy but you play HOI 4 and Factorio?

[shy elm]

Yea I do why?

[topaz basin]

i love those games haha

i play factorio with my partner a lot

and i got him into HOI 4 as well

[shy elm]

Yea same. Don't got the "correct version" of factorio and lost intrest thanks to gleba, and hoi 4 I only got like 200 hours I think it is

[topaz basin]

fair fair

the spoilage in the space update is killing me lol

[shy elm]

YES I hate it so much but I want to progress but I haven't played in like a year since I spent about 800 hours during early this year going through it so I'm drained of playing it again

[topaz basin]

valid man :/ i get it

if ya ever wanna play sometime on HOI4 or Factorio or whatever, lmk!

[shy elm]

K maybe, but I apologise since never played hoi4 multiplayer and I don't have the "correct" version of factorio to play with others

[topaz basin]

that's aight!

[last gyro]

Greetings

[polar nacelle]

guys I have a question

/ something I need help with

[robust lion]

wahts up

[polar nacelle]

to do with the cross platform save and the local save

[robust lion]

detailed guide here #💬-cells-chat message

[polar nacelle]

thanks for that but there's 1 thing unanswered

is there any way I can update my local save?

[robust lion]

wdym

[polar nacelle]

in the local backup menu I have a local save basically meaning what saved to my device and it's saved from a month ago and I want to update it to now, but my cross platform save is updated to today but I want to download todays save (to said device)

I can send pictures of that helps

[random solstice]

that feels ai

[heady stream]

Hello everyone

[hazy stratus]

salam from malaysia

[ivory shuttle]

hi

[regal tangle]

sup chat

[last gyro]

greetings

[azure lodge]

Heyyy

[robust lion]

Rad

[paper glade]

👋

[static tendon]

The guy that trys to find where I took pics of the bus around the bx or Brooklyn I bet u cant find the section this vid was taken

[velvet socket]

You say hi every day i think we got it

[static tendon]

Apparently transit app has a 2025 recap js like discord rn

The fact I opened the app more than 4,600 times is crazy

[velvet socket]

Busses wrapped 💔 😭

[pale walrus]

I have the darw points to buy cave paintings but it says i dont have the preq.I have bought all the upgrades all the way to atomic age(I am at glitch 29)The wiki says it needs "Hafting",but have no idea how to unlock it

[limpid trellis]

All that for 7 kilometers??

[static tendon]

Nah the app bugging out ik it's supposed to say 15

[limpid trellis]

That's still at least 300 less than I'd expect from you bro 😭

[static tendon]

Well it wasn't many trips so yea

Idk how bc like

Well

It's bc I forgot to press go most of the time

Or it stopped working

[frigid rune]

Does anyone know what "upgrade locked converter fills 0/72" means

Okay, what a nice answer...

[deft spire]

!mute 1211038262001668208 6h Please read #📜-rules, especially rule number 1

[balmy trout]

Muted scary24534272 for 6 hours (Case #4102) (user notified with a direct message)

[dapper garnet]

Question and answer here - #💬-cells-chat message

[deft spire]

It means that you need to fill this bar 72 times

[frigid rune]

Thanks

[steel idol]

What'd he say

[random solstice]

[deleted message]

[robust lion]

You need Stonehenge

[eternal socket]

It seems to be increasing with each upgrade. Anyone else know why it's increasing?

[robust lion]

The “upgrade locked” bar should not be appearing and will be fixed in the next update

[eternal socket]

But will this be a hidden lock mechanism? Mine started at 72 just 3 upgrades ago and now it is at 75.

[robust lion]

It is only meant to prevent you from rebooting too often. It goes up each time you reboot

[eternal socket]

Increasing by 2 every upgrade

[eternal socket]

Ew

[robust lion]

It’s only supposed to be visible while the simulation is running

[robust lion]

Don’t worry usually you can buy literally 1 amino acid and you’ll meet the limit in seconds

[eternal socket]

Does it reset or go down after not updating after awhile?

[robust lion]

No

[eternal socket]

Yeah, the crazy part about this is i am expecting 200+ updates to max everything.

[eternal socket]

Thanks for all the information!

[dapper garnet]

It'll take you more than that. You think the Devs won't add new end bosses?

[eternal socket]

I am now realizing they must be adding more stuff for end game players. And i am being impatient and want to finish everything asap.

[dapper garnet]

(also, current reports are that it takes a lot more than a few hundred to max everything currently there)

[dapper garnet]

I've decided to ride the crest of the wave,not to try push forward with a reality engine that's not getting boosted from new primary sim unlocks. Just my approach, obvs.

[velvet socket]

End bosses?
Minecraft end update?

[eternal socket]

Oh I just looked at total fills and I can update 1500 ish times before it becomes close to a problem. I guess I wont grind to hard until I see the next updates.

[idle burrow]

You may be onto smth

[eternal socket]

MelvorIdle end bosses

[idle burrow]

What

[eternal socket]

Its a runescape inspired idle game.

[idle burrow]

Yeah Ik
I have a theory
The end update
Is the singularity

[eternal socket]

Thanks, I found my upper limit and it is around 1400 upgrades (as of now without updates) before I run into a theoretical soft lock.

[near lynx]

Mmmmm mango!!!

[slender aspen]

What's it with people sending me friend reqs and them only having this server in common with me, I don't get it

[robust lion]

Bots

[slender aspen]

Oh I get it now

[heady stream]

Hello everyone

[velvet socket]

Yeah this place is pretty big you have a lot of scammers that just message people

[regal tangle]

yo dude @gaunt bane

still working on that coggle thing?

[regal tangle]

omg that's so detailed i love it

[true crown]

Not done

[zenith gorge]

Hello

[velvet socket]

Uh hi?

[gaunt bane]

Yeh

I do

Then ill make it a real event which will take a lot longer then the first version because cutscenes and shi

[silver bane]

Vietnam #1🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳

[regal tangle]

i made a eukaryotic tree of life that you can simply plop in

[serene dawn]

Ok.

[gaunt bane]

oke

also coggle has a collab feature

[regal tangle]

that's cool

wanna make it a collaboration project

[slate turtle]

What happen to ur roles

Radio.

[gaunt bane]

Wait whoah i didnt notice it

I need my early alpha tester and artist roles back

[gaunt bane]

I need to put the gmail of the coggle account you use to add you there tho

If thats ok to u

[static tendon]

Bros job is driving a bus 😭🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀💀💀💀

[regal tangle]

why he leave

oh nvm

[gaunt bane]

Yeah idk why did someone remove all my roles

[gaunt bane]

But yeh u can dm me the gmail u use on your coggle acc if u wanna help me on the tree/collab

[robust lion]

The humble #🏆-share-your-prestige

[rapid venture]

Hello

okay bye

[zenith gorge]

Ok.

[knotty adder]

uh huh

[velvet socket]

Lngn round 2

[robust lion]

HALF LIFE THREE NOW!!!!

Donkey Kong bananza won best family game

cries in Mario kart world lost

Something something doom something something accessibility

Uh new tomb raider game

Best esports game is…

Cs2

Man rivals wasn’t even a nominee ):

Best mobile game is…

(No cells isn’t an option)

THAT STUOID HORSE GIRL GAME THAT IM NOT EVEN GONNA TRY TO SPELL

BEST INDIE GAME

@random solstice WAKE UP BEST INDIE GAME DROPPING

ITS

NOT SILKSONG????

[random solstice]

whar

wait that today?

[robust lion]

Yes game awards is today

And by today I mean right now

[robust lion]

Obviously it lost best indie game because it’s gonna win game of the year… right?

[random solstice]

im moreso hoping itll win best music

goty is basically lost to e33

[robust lion]

Is it really that good?

[random solstice]

the music is fucking goated

e33? no clue

[robust lion]

E33 is the one that won indie game

[random solstice]

barely interacted with it

[random solstice]

not surprised

[robust lion]

BEST MEDIA ADAPTATION NOW

Watch it be Minecraft move

Nope

Last of us s2

Ok opening act over

[random solstice]

alr im watching from the beginning 2x speed

[robust lion]

Which means more major reveals and surprise guests and awards

Praying crying screaming for hl3

I say as someone who hasn’t even played hl1 or 2

[random solstice]

did team cherry even bother to show up

[robust lion]

Idk

We’ll see

Right now there’s just some people singing in… not English

Idk I’ve never watched game awards before

Wait why are there so many people in the audience dressed up as mimes

SILKSONG WAS ON SCREENW FOR A SECOND DURING A MINTAGE

Best action game

[random solstice]

ooh

[robust lion]

Hades 2

COMINF SOON GAMES

First up

It’s uh

In space

Nope landed on a planet

I can’t tell what it is

Star Wars: fate of the old republic

[random solstice]

i predicted it was some star wars game from the opening shot

[robust lion]

Yeah no I am totally uncultured

[random solstice]

the graphics are insane

[robust lion]

Why is there a muppet

[random solstice]

i hope that's not only the trailer

yeah why is ms piggy here

[robust lion]

Mayve some sort of a muppet game?

Oh cool a musical number

Nvm

Just minor game reveals

[random solstice]

"redsex" 😭

[robust lion]

wE nEeD tO jUmP

[true crown]

Got so many chains they call me chaining tatum

[robust lion]

What

[true crown]

Its a drake lyric

A horrible one

[robust lion]

Oh

I wouldn’t know

[robust lion]

Wait what’s this

[true crown]

Vietnam remake

[robust lion]

No I mean

[true crown]

O

[robust lion]

I’m watching the game awards

[true crown]

Half life 4

[robust lion]

And narrating

Hmm this one’s got some good graphics

Oh cool they’re just burned an old man alive

[true crown]

Damn

[robust lion]

Well that was interesting

Divinity is the name of the game

NEXT AWARD

“Neo, it’s called comedy. Lock in.”

best performance

omg 3/6 options are e33

[robust lion]

Jennifer English

[random solstice]

english winning an award for the french game

[robust lion]

Is e33 French?

HELL YEAH SHES LESBIAN AND NEURODIVERGENT

[random solstice]

peak

[robust lion]

talk about diversity

[random solstice]

true

[robust lion]

And short

[true crown]

Half. Life. 3.

[robust lion]

Or that other woman was really tall

[robust lion]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-duck-meme-duck-crying-gif-20851670

https://tenor.com/view/i-need-it-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-gif-4883506

[true crown]

Wheres weezer when you need it

Buddy holly

[random solstice]

ooh that's interesting

[robust lion]

Hmm this 4loop game seems interesting

[random solstice]

not that ill play it

[robust lion]

Is this a coop rouge like shooter

[random solstice]

ig yeah

3d as well

[robust lion]

Never heard of that before

Why does this grandma have chicken legs

Is she half chicken

Oh the game is literally called “coven of the chicken foot”

Ontos is also interesting

Omg they cut out an entire section to mention a new character in zzz

Ugh

I’m noticing a stunning lack of clapping lmao

Hmm generic switch 2 ad

[random solstice]

that's what i was wondering

[robust lion]

NEW AWARD

games for impact

(Idk what that means)

The winner is…

South of Midnight

[random solstice]

ive never heard of any of them

[robust lion]

Same

[random solstice]

oh i didnt even realize they're all unreleased lmao

[robust lion]

Oh

Hey that’s the resident evil game they revealed with the switch 2

Omg 10 years in the making?!

What’s up with all of these games trying to get extreme realism

Not complaining

But

Anywho there’s exodus

[robust lion]

Another one

I will say the cinematography in this warlock trailer is crazy

Lmao I like this ad with the janitor

Aw it was just for Xbox game pass

[warm wharf]

I want to believe. In hope.

[robust lion]

ITS NOT COPIUM ITS HOPIUM

[random solstice]

hope

[robust lion]

oh boy new game reveal

Announcer really hyped it up

[random solstice]

-# im not even invested in the games, im just there for the people who want it

[robust lion]

Welp I’m confused

Pretty light show I guess

Ok game now

Oh my god this is so weird

[random solstice]

what is this

[robust lion]

Name hasn’t been announced

Current showcase

[random solstice]

just tell us

why does this look hyperrealistic

[robust lion]

All these games are

[random solstice]

what? am?

what's that game company

[robust lion]

Control resonant

[random solstice]

no clue what that is

[robust lion]

Well that was

Surreal

I think that’s the word

[random solstice]

idk what to say about that ad tbh

[robust lion]

Oh boy more hyper realism

[random solstice]

aaand my pc froze

i cant see shit

literally what is happening rn

[robust lion]

Gang of dragon

[robust lion]

Crtl + R

NEW MOVIE??

[random solstice]

whar

[robust lion]

STREET FIGHTER MOVIE???

[robust lion]

Crtl + R is how you reload a page

[random solstice]

ok back to the trailer that it froze on

[robust lion]

The one in the bar?

JASON MAMOA IN THE STREET FIGHTER MOVIE??

NEW AWARD

best ongoing game

Ff14

Fortnite

Helldiveers 2

MARVAK RIVALS

No mans sky

PLEASE

I NEED RIVALS

[random solstice]

damn

[robust lion]

no mans sky

Excuse me while I leap off a very tall piece of infrastructure

Lmao Batman interrupting the show

[random solstice]

damn that's soon

[robust lion]

New award

best sound design

Battlefield 6

Moist critical wins content creator if the year

Most anticipated game is…

GTA SIX

(To no one’s surprise)

“Do you have turnips in your game?”
“. . .”
“Okay, you can work on that.”

“Oh my god she’s thick”

[random solstice]

wtf was that

[robust lion]

(Context: a statue)

[random solstice]

oh lmao

i missed the context

[robust lion]

Yeah I think she meant the award

It looked like she was struggling to hold it

[random solstice]

not the woman that walked on stage at the same time

wild timing

[robust lion]

Oh boy more hyper realism

[random solstice]

tomb raider

[robust lion]

Yeah I was about to say

They said it was what

The first game in 30 years?

[random solstice]

damn

whar??

dinosaurs?

is that usualy for tomb raider?

[robust lion]

Wait is this the same game or are they making 2

[random solstice]

no it's a new game

[robust lion]

No I mean are they making 2 new games

THEY ARE

[random solstice]

oh damn it is two new games

[robust lion]

Invincible fighting game

SWITCH 2 EXCLUSIVE

[random solstice]

interesting

[robust lion]

Ok this is definitely a new thing

Not from an existing series

Orbitals

Omg the muppet is back

NEW AWARD

[random solstice]

silksong

siolsong

SILKSONG

SILKOSOHN

[robust lion]

best action/adventure

YEAHJ

[random solstice]

\SIKDGK

[robust lion]

SILKSONY

AKINY

SKON

WHAT ABIUT ART DIRECTION

WIN ART TOO

[random solstice]

danm

[robust lion]

PLEASE

GAHAHDJG

STIOID E33

[serene dawn]

Ok.

[robust lion]

Oh hi

Best debut indie is dgonna be e33 again isn’t it

Yup

[random solstice]

yeah :(

[robust lion]

OMG THEY RESERVED ANOTGER SECTION FOR A STUOID ANIME GAME

Is this that new Metroid game

Dread 4 right

Sry

Prime 4 beyond

More general ads

This one feels very palmon-like

Aniimo

[random solstice]

that's what i was thinking of, might be unrelated though

is this bg3

[robust lion]

Idk

Hey he kinda looks like you

[random solstice]

ew blizzard

ew

[robust lion]

Oh boy more hyper realism

Diablo 4

MARVEL RIVALS MENTIONED

[random solstice]

DEAPOOL?

[robust lion]

OMG FINALLY

Omg the butt shot

Ok idk who the other lady is

BUT DEADPOOL

AND S6 TEASER

best score/music

WHY IS MARIO KART WORLD NOT AN OPTION

[random solstice]

silksong
it should have been silksong

it was e333

fuck

[robust lion]

Best racing game

PLEAAE MARIO KART

YESS

[random solstice]

yep

[robust lion]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-bob-esponja-gif-2904459546447199840

It wasn’t even a nominee for best ost ):

So rigged

PLEASE SKONG FOR PLAYERS VOICE

MOT E33

OR A SRUPID GACHA

NOOO

[random solstice]

silksong :(

[robust lion]

EVEN E33 WPULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN FRIXKIG ANIME

[random solstice]

come on

[robust lion]

It probably didn’t even get second 😔

[random solstice]

maybe idk

[robust lion]

Bruh

Based

Let’s go another old and bald guy

[random solstice]

who is this

(im in 3 cahts and a livestream now)

[robust lion]

Rockstar games founder

I think

Ooh best narrative award

FRIXKIGN

E33

SROP

YOY CANT WIN EVEEYTHINT

I have to keep hearing this same stupid song

[random solstice]

e33 is getting dry

[robust lion]

Hmm

Announcement “no one can expect”

HALF LIFE THREE??

[random solstice]

if only

[robust lion]

Oh I should charge my ipad

Watching on iPad and typing on phone

[random solstice]

im full pc, 3 windows

hard to keep up

[robust lion]

Well I have 2 monitors so I could put stream on one and discord on the other

But I was laying in bed

[random solstice]

fair

[robust lion]

H boy more hyper realism

PHASMAPHOBIA ON SWITXH 2

Ooh new award

best multiplayer

Aw no rivals

Arc raiders

[random solstice]

apparently used ai

[robust lion]

It

What

The game?

Elaborate

[random solstice]

yeah

[robust lion]

Omg David harbour

Finally someone I know

It’s so weird to hear him without a thick Russian accent

[random solstice]

@little stump new ace cobat game

cinformed

[robust lion]

NOO NOT THE MUPPET

[feral flume]

I just

Joined the livestream

WHAT is this puppet stuff

💔

[random solstice]

you've never heard of the muppets?

wtf

[feral flume]

I know the muppets

but like

i just now joined and saw this

[robust lion]

Not the dog calling the host a bore

[random solstice]

that guy is kinda accurate

[feral flume]

So nice to eachother

[robust lion]

“The game awards will always let you down”

[random solstice]

they did

[robust lion]

Real

[feral flume]

Who agrees they were both so nice to each other

✅

[robust lion]

Oh great another anime game that’s probably tonna be a filthy gacha

[random solstice]

probably more hoyoverse

[robust lion]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-al-mcwhiggin-its-like-printing-my-own-money-money-cash-gif-26009941

[feral flume]

Hopium

[robust lion]

This one too

Unless thie is the same one

[feral flume]

Pretty sure it’s the same

[robust lion]

Nope that was a different game

[feral flume]

real one knows what thousands are here for

hoping

[random solstice]

hl3

[robust lion]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GARBAGE

[random solstice]

there is a bit of peak in the pile

[robust lion]

Like ontos

[random solstice]

ace combat 8
idk im barely paying attention

[feral flume]

What were the Star Wars games announced

or game

[robust lion]

A racing game

[random solstice]

a podracing game

[robust lion]

And something about the old republic

[random solstice]

and an old republic game

[feral flume]

Something like fall of the old republic i think

[random solstice]

yeah something likethat

[robust lion]

Eh scroll up far enough

[random solstice]

yeah

[robust lion]

I’ve been giving play by play

Before I did everything but now I’m only really doing notable stuff

[random solstice]

yeah

[feral flume]

Next September

Dang

[robust lion]

Phantom blade theta

[feral flume]

Bethesda game..

what could it

5?

[random solstice]

why is tod howard here lmao

[robust lion]

He sounds like he inhaled helium

[feral flume]

Here we go

THE awards

[robust lion]

BEAT GAME DIRECTIONAL

PLEASE DOMT BE E33

[feral flume]

LOL

[robust lion]

OH MY GOD

[random solstice]

i predicted it

[robust lion]

AND NOW I NEED TO HEAR THIS SOMF AGAIN

JUST STOP

YOU ARE NOT THIS GOOD

[feral flume]

“don’t be e33” e33 gets chosen

[robust lion]

I literally don’t care who wins as long as it’s not e33

At this point it’s gonna be goty

Calling it

[random solstice]

it will

[robust lion]

Okg

Please

This might be it

[feral flume]

HOPIUM

[robust lion]

PLEASE

[feral flume]

PLEASE

[random solstice]

hl3?

[robust lion]

PLEASE

[feral flume]

WE HOPE

what is that

[robust lion]

DONIT

DOCIT

what

What

The

No

RHIS ISNR PISSIBLE

[feral flume]

Oh no

[robust lion]

MEHAMMA????

MEGAMAN!???

WEVEE BEEN TRICKES

BAXKSTABNELE

BAMBOOZLED

[feral flume]

2027

WHAT

[robust lion]

THEY SET IT UP

SO BIT

BUT NO

MARIO MOVIE 2 TEASER

[feral flume]

Interesting

[robust lion]

I don’t like bowser jrs voice

Oh that was it

That’s not a trailer

[feral flume]

Was that the big announcement

Or do they do another big one at the end of it

[robust lion]

The megaman game?

Yeah

[feral flume]

another one or was that it

[robust lion]

Nope

They said break then gotyreveal

[feral flume]

3 possibilities

IT is announced sometime near the end

[robust lion]

Omg the guy in this ad sounds like the daredevil va in rivals

[feral flume]

In the winter like how alyx went

Or randomly like gta 6

WHAT

HMMM

[random solstice]

hl3 please