🏠-general

[velvet socket]

Huh which one

[primal oasis]

Honestlx the Event i dislike the most, not saying its bad, is the human body. Its just not my type of event

[velvet socket]

Tea sucks

Its boring really

[robust lion]

A lot of these are standalone things that I just made because I was bored

Like… blood moon?? Sand???

[last gyro]

Real

Dang I'm not good at the game enough to update the guides

[marble anchor]

@robust lion is this one of the hype glitches in the game?

[robust lion]

That’s not a glitch

That’s a plush shaped like a flatworm

[primal oasis]

Pat pat

[primal oasis]

True! It is so boring i forgot about it😂

[primal oasis]

Holy shit your name is earned🔥🔥

[brave dagger]

how far have y'all prestiged in the mesozoic valley?

i just learned the max amount is 10

i just prestiged 3 days ago, this is gonna drive me crazy

[random solstice]

like 5 idk

[gaunt bane]

yeeh

[errant trout]

Should I change my pfp to this?

[vast wraith]

Tomodachi life living the dream tomorrow 🙏

[harsh solar]

guess the guy

[random solstice]

god that image is dark

some celebrity idk

[velvet socket]

no idea

[limpid trellis]

Chin area makes me think Matthew McConaughey

[limpid horizon]

the ranks you need in the mezo valley for things on the primary simulation are lower now?

i am a bit lost

there was a big update?

[wheat oracle]

Yup, it was for the main simulation.

[limpid horizon]

the metabits are now like two types no?

[wheat oracle]

Yes. One for life (metabits) and the other for ideas (knowledge/idea bits)

[limpid horizon]

aaaaah

before metabits where for both, and now, Knowledge is for the ideas and metabits only for the entropy?

[wheat oracle]

Yup. There are also a lot more upgrades. There are also new lifeforms too…I’d recommend checking it out. 🙂

[limpid horizon]

yeah... i play when the electricity goes off

soo...

i see somethings weird

like spoilers of the game

[last gyro]

Okay what did I miss yesterday?

[nocturne estuary]

I WAS SLEEPING

WDYM I MISSED THE STREAM

2AM?!?!?!

[robust lion]

Do you live in Australia

[nocturne estuary]

china

[random solstice]

that would be why

[static tendon]

Guess where I live

[sacred mantle]

FINALLY!

after 4 years of having this game

[robust lion]

i dont have the slightest clue

[random solstice]

im gonna say australia simply by how you replied to what you did, but the video tells me nothing

[limpid trellis]

America, definitely east coast, it's too open for new York so I'd guess like either Baltimore, Vermont?

[gaunt bane]

Hoi

[crimson nacelle]

singularity in 50 seconds

[upbeat sequoia]

how many lvls ?

[crimson nacelle]

accoring to my geoguessr skills: this could be ireland, kanada or USA

[crimson nacelle]

153

i was playing in beta

and my level transfered

[upbeat sequoia]

im lvl 251

beta too

[crimson nacelle]

damn

i really should play beta more

[crimson nacelle]

have u already completed tree?

[upbeat sequoia]

tree ?

[crimson nacelle]

tree

[crimson nacelle]

this

tree that is here

[gaunt bane]

o

[velvet socket]

Did you just doxx yourself 🙏

[untold mural]

I think they did

[crimson nacelle]

these are strange, so i assume this is Canada or EU

probably Canada

but architecture is english/german like

[mild walrus]

Its Canada

Bus matches others from usa/canada

[velvet socket]

and these are not the plates are not from eu

[crimson nacelle]

im 65% this is Canada

[limpid trellis]

I searched the bus route, it's not

[crimson nacelle]

did we really dox this guy

[crimson nacelle]

ok then where it is?

[limpid trellis]

Bx41 is a route through new York

[crimson nacelle]

close enought

[limpid trellis]

Didn't really feel like researching further

[rustic osprey]

currently nothing more in primary right?

[fathom epoch]

Yo wsp giys

Guys

I have a problem with cell to singularity

When the reality reboot came out, I couldn’t play and the progress bar was stuck at 95%

Can someone please help me

[thorn rose]

I think wait until there next live or try text a dev if there in a server or smthing

[fathom epoch]

I did

[thorn rose]

Oh well sorry dinint know

[fathom epoch]

So like how can I play now 😭😭

[thorn rose]

I play mobile so idk how to fix it

[fathom epoch]

Oh

Well I’ll try to talk with devs

[thorn rose]

Ye that's best shot you have

[fathom epoch]

And it’s been happening with all my friends

They’re also stuck at 95%

[thorn rose]

I'm happy I quit cts on my laptop now

[fathom epoch]

Yea

I cqnt download it on my phone cause I have no storage

Wait how to you tqlk with devs

[thorn rose]

Well idk the names of the devs on discord

[fathom epoch]

Oh

Ill js go to bug reporting

[thorn rose]

I think he's a dev bcs he announced the trailer

[fathom epoch]

Oh Thanks I’ll try to contact him rq

[last gyro]

"Time to next level: A very long time"

[serene dawn]

Ok.

[gaunt bane]

Dog

[robust lion]

Omg I want it

[gaunt bane]

im not bored

finally

i have reached inner peace

[idle burrow]

Uhm idk if it was fixed for you or not

But you gotta clear your cookie

For some reason there is a cookie that saves the older versions and can't update unless the cookie is cleared

[pearl herald]

Hello everyone!

[gaunt bane]

hoi

[robust lion]

wahr

[small frost]

What the dawg doing

[sacred mantle]

why can't you watch ads on steam's version? my phone's too slow to run this game

like it was so slow that i had to hope that the progress got transferred years ago

[robust lion]

i think its against steams policies

[sacred mantle]

ohhhhhhhhhh

ah dang it. darwinium spending it is

or try to run the game on my phone and see what happens

oh it's on google play store on pc! i think this is how i'll fix this problem.

i know for a fact my phone is going to kill itself and die if i try running it

i dont want to do it wrong either and i end up tranferring the wrong save over :/

im figuring it out :)

OK I GOT IT!

[winter crest]

How do people get roles on this server?

[robust lion]

post screenshots of your progress in #🏆-share-your-prestige

[last gyro]

I just had dinner

Skull

[mint bridge]

hello

[limpid trellis]

Wsg

[dark halo]

Man, I love 201 street, the hit fnf mod

Dhmis song be fire that it's ALL lyrics for the opponent side

[last gyro]

Great

00.54 and just reached home

[empty ether]

hi guys

[velvet socket]

oh man what took so long?

if you want to say obviously

[sacred mantle]

why is cell to singularity so small on pc

in google play's app

it's like a mobile phone

[fleet iris]

t

[vast wraith]

Cat

[lament ore]

whats your favorite bird?

[lament ore]

favorite bird?

[rotund ivy]

Cat

[lament ore]

cat is not a bird lol

[lament ore]

whats your favorite bird?

[velvet socket]

so true

cats are like the best birds ever

[gaunt bane]

radios

[robust lion]

It’s essentially an android emulator

[sacred mantle]

oh wow

😭

[sacred mantle]

im not a huge fan of it, i might only use it just to watch ads and keep playing the main steam game.

tranferring the saves might get tedious though, i could just watch enough ads for 3 days boosts then play the steam game for 3 days?

[rotund ivy]

Cat

They fly like birds

[lament ore]

whats your favorite bird?

[sacred mantle]

hm

parrots

[velvet socket]

whats your deal with asking people about birds bro 😭

[lament ore]

i love animals bruh

[lament ore]

why parrots?

[velvet socket]

fair enough

[gaunt bane]

o

[lament ore]

do you like quails or roosters?

[sacred mantle]

they can talk :D

[sacred mantle]

roster

[lament ore]

and cute and adorable

[sacred mantle]

ikr

[lament ore]

do you like snakes or vultures?

[gaunt bane]

ahh no my peace is gone now i have turned to boredom now

[sacred mantle]

vultures, scavengers are awesome

[lament ore]

and do you like blue jays or crows?

[sacred mantle]

blue jays because blue is rare in the wild

crows are cool tbh

just realised the meta is to reset the simulation over and over because meta bit gain is slower the longer the game runs

[lament ore]

do you like ostrich or ducks?

[sacred mantle]

ducks

[slate turtle]

W

[sacred mantle]

hi i dont see bigfoot available for purchase?

im bliind i found him

[potent granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1338936363503976469/1400524481037996194/image0-unscreen.gif

[vast wraith]

Guess it is hard to see bigfoot

[light sage]

has anybody progressed beyond the orange "iota and kappa" darwinium modules?

[robust lion]

you cant

[light sage]

why's that?

[robust lion]

they havent been implemented

[rotund ivy]

Quails, they're my state's state bird

[lament ore]

What state has as state bird the quail?

[robust lion]

California

[slate turtle]

The state of a quail is a solid for the most part, however the bird's cells also have liquids/gel in them, the cytoplasm

[smoky ivy]

Hm i wonder what the second sciencific revolution part will be

[indigo meadow]

Hi

[rotund ivy]

And extracellular fluid

And blood, which as a whole is fluid

And eye fluid

And you get the point

[rotund ivy]

Specifically the California mountain quail; those are so cute

[zenith gorge]

Hello

[sacred mantle]

yeah the irony

[waxen wind]

it is

[last gyro]

An event

Specifically a sports one

[static tendon]

Sup

Rn I'm js mad abt why the hell the bus in my pfp is packed every damn day at 8am - 3 pm might as well say all day bruh 😭😭😭😭 I can never get home on time it's a slow crawl even tho it's the express version

Search it up you'll know what I mean cuz it runs on a 4-6 lane main road too and the app be telling me there's 90+ ppl on the fucking bus Like how tf?

[static tendon]

How would yall react

[true crown]

Call spiderman

[static tendon]

: / bro ru dumb he doesn't exist

[true crown]

You are spiderman

Youre peter parker

Realistically just confront the guy by saying "im walkin 'ere"

[static tendon]

Scroll up btw to see why else the route is bad

[true crown]

9 million people in nyc

[static tendon]

U sure it still ain't 8 million smtn?

[true crown]

I forgot

But its a very populated city

I thought of the urban one

Metropolitan smth

[static tendon]

The higher the demand is for the route the more problems bc there's more ppl to cause a problem

And a higher chance

[true crown]

Create an even lower manhattan

[robust lion]

https://tenor.com/view/minny-biden-minnesota-gif-23289544

[static tendon]

Bro no

[true crown]

New york pizza

Ghostbusters

Spiderman

Uhh

Statue of liberty...

[static tendon]

All bc someone farted

[forest galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-hortons-chocolate-dip-donut-donuts-doughnuts-tims-gif-5355257349253262212

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-food-pepperoni-pizza-big-slice-of-pizza-gif-1347576143901457072

[random solstice]

ive never seen anything like it, doesn't seem right at all

[static tendon]

I mean it'd pretty easy to tell where this is from or is it not?

If no

Add me rq and maybe explain why and I can be ur friend

[random solstice]

really? ive never counted, ig buses can have that capacity

[static tendon]

Well

[untold mural]

👋

[random solstice]

🔥

top 10 state

[static tendon]

Yo bro

I rlly want more friends so do u wanna add me yeah/ no or maybe

[random solstice]

maybe but only because the one guy has nyct on their back

[static tendon]

Oh

[random solstice]

like maybe if i was a geoguessr nerd

but most people aren't

[static tendon]

Plsss bro accept request

[random solstice]

i just met you cuh

[static tendon]

K

One of the newer bus models btw

From like 2023

XD60E

[random solstice]

oh damn, that's pretty new

i have no idea what any of that means btw

[static tendon]

Bus model type

[random solstice]

yeah i dont feel like researching bus models from a different country

[static tendon]

Ru from Europe or smtn?

[raw epoch]

This new update is so damn cool

Got me back into the game after months

[untold mural]

Right ✨

[raw epoch]

Does the save link to discord thing work or is it still borken

[untold mural]

Still broken 🙁

[raw epoch]

Oh

Rip

[untold mural]

🪦

[burnt bolt]

Which one should I upgrade?

[robust lion]

Listen to semblance

[untold mural]

Sometimes don't

[random solstice]

Canada

[limpid horizon]

what happens when i get a tyrannosaurus?

the mezo valley just do something weird like bugging when somone gets the singularity on the main

rank 50? hell nah

[random solstice]

it's not that bad

tons of people have gotten to the max meso rank

which is way further

they're the paleo legends
-# technically a subset of them since some only have the max prestige but still

i am not one of them

im only about halfway there

[teal hawk]

i am too determined on coggle

Before vs after

It’s a copy of UsefulCharts evolution poster

like or no?

[fossil crane]

how did i bite it off so perfectly...

[teal hawk]

frangled egg

[fossil crane]

-# i thought of france...

[last gyro]

fr

[zenith gorge]

lo

[slate turtle]

https://newatlas.com/wearables/bandage-fingertip-wearable-feel-virtual-textures-touchscreens/

Would my fingers be impaled if I tap on a spike in Geometry Dash

And would the monsters bite it off

[true crown]

Is that france...?

[slate turtle]

No its spain

[true crown]

Oh yeah

More like the iberian peninsula

[slate turtle]

100%

Its the Spanish capital called Lisbon

[fossil crane]

spain is more skewed on the lower left corner though...

[last gyro]

Lol

[inland berry]

That's France, the Iberian Peninsula has a different shape

[true crown]

France if they control the english channel apparently

[fossil crane]

so apparently i flipped the gosh darn egg the other way around

🤦‍♂️

[ashen kite]

...

[fading stream]

FAAHHHH

[random solstice]

it's definitely spain, trust
specifically spain, portugal not included
-# /silly

[robust lion]

"wahts portugal" -plague inc players

[steel idol]

"wdym Alaska isn't Canadian?"

[random solstice]

the good timeline

[steel idol]

Plague inc does it weirdly because it has the borders correct but it does weird crap like unifying Korea even though you can see the border between the two

Same with some regions in africa

[inland berry]

https://tenor.com/view/spanish-gif-20199851

[robust lion]

i live in spain without the s

[fading stream]

It's because if every country was separate, there were be way too many nations (according to the devs) to the point of tedium

Also the devs would have to individually do the stats, factbook, pop, city-cam, etc for each individual country

[steel idol]

Makes sense ig

[teal hawk]

Also that message i posted at 1 am
Could that be a cts 2?
Or at least a life tree 2

[outer jacinth]

and i live in spain without the spain

[static tendon]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrL6LvPk/ : <😭😭😭

[steel idol]

and I live in Spain without the p

[outer jacinth]

i live in spain without the

[random solstice]

i live

:)

[maiden ferry]

I

[velvet socket]

Not even a hi or anything straight up an image like that smh

[weak lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-edit-arthur-morgan-rdr2-red-dead-redemption-2-edit-red-dead-redemption-gif-7955588268905467558

[slate turtle]

Tani is back xd, and they'll be banned again yipe

[robust lion]

Hello Spaniard

[rotund ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/smart-roblox-victory-correct-gif-8463344230446230187

[last gyro]

Oh god not this kind of image without any warning again

Aside from spoiler which doesn't make me know it's that kind

[steel idol]

They're definitely trying to get themselves banned

I bet my identity that's the case

[untold mural]

you were attracted to it or smth

[rustic belfry]

yes

[steel idol]

-# pretty easy to make a guess when they keep sending this type of thing

[forest galleon]

Sjsjd s. aVbsbvw w d bdbdbbs

[forest galleon]

WHhdhdv d d d s. svs d sjdjdjs d d dbnd 😭 💔

[last gyro]

Lmao

[hushed summit]

Ok if we get mollusk then add crustaceans 🦞

[carmine kettle]

and insects

♥️

[knotty adder]

what kind of randomness is this

[gaunt bane]

YOO

they didnt say anything tho

aaaaaaand nothing happened

[velvet socket]

Hmm

Theres hope i guess still

[crimson nacelle]

??????????????

why did i randomly became first from like 500th place

[somber wren]

Guys

Is this good

[crimson nacelle]

what the fuck is this

[somber wren]

Um

Debt?

[crimson nacelle]

feeling like a slag

ok im done with this shit

it doesnt cost 5 more logits

[dapper garnet]

Not too bad in level. But you didn't get great RNG to start with.

[somber wren]

Yeah

But I don't care about it

[scarlet jacinth]

Hi

[gaunt bane]

i am here now

[fringe canyon]

hi chat

[gaunt bane]

greTINGS

grethings

[hushed summit]

Oops sry wrong page 😑

[nocturne estuary]

I reset the primary simulation COMPLETELY when the update came out, great balancing

[crimson nacelle]

how tf am i supposed to get 10k more

i geniunely dont understand how people get those scores

[hearty lion]

Autoclicker or p2w

[crimson nacelle]

is there someone who doesnt use autoclicker?

[hearty lion]

I do

thought i was smart then

[crimson nacelle]

this is clicker game...

[hearty lion]

well yeah it makes sense

[dapper garnet]

<@&535129309648781332> Some unknown person sending friend requests (I've never seen their name in any channels and can't find posts from them in here or cells chat).

[velvet socket]

same

im trolling them a bit 99% sure this is a scammer

[inland berry]

!ban 1440080239936934039 sending random friend requests

[balmy trout]

Banned lukedavis.dis (Case #4074) (user notified with a direct message)

[inland berry]

Thanks you, guys

[teal hawk]

the car

[gaunt bane]

Same hes also sended me

I just blocked him after he sent 1 message

[sullen wolf]

Hello

There a role of player that has the game in the first version?

[random solstice]

no?

i dont think so

[sullen wolf]

Ok

Because I am

Tired to traduce it so I will say it rapidly, supporter badge

What is the current version?

[crimson nacelle]

yeah, he did this to me too

[carmine kettle]

cwazy

[static tendon]

Bro thinks he can catch a bus or outrun it only bc he saw me recording how like tf 💀💀💀💀💀

Only got lucky cuz it had a long way to go till the next stop anyway

[untold mural]

🗿

[static tendon]

Front the point I started recording it still had like that much left to go

I didn't dox myself there's no street name lable

[untold mural]

👌

[random solstice]

you did to the geoguessr nerds but you've already done that anyways, your about me has a fairly specific location, and the geoguessr nerds would've been able to figure it out from the previous pieces of media anyways

good thing they dont like to dox

[untold mural]

[static tendon]

Nah bro that Def ain't near the same area from last time

Doesn't even look like it

[random solstice]

yeah but they'd infer from the info

[river pulsar]

‎‎‎‎‎‎

[untold mural]

[last gyro]

Greetings

[left plume]

Guys

hi

what should be my first constellation 😊

[vernal silo]

What constellations are best?

• Best constellations for:
• Phase 1 are: Scorpio♏, Gemini♊, Aquarius♒, Aries♈(only if you have extras before phase 2)
• Phase 2 are: Eridanus, Canis Major, Perseus, Hercules, Ophiuchus⛎
• If you have all of these, assemble Argo Navis for something special😉

Tips and Tricks • Requested by Electorus

[last gyro]

In order

From best to worst

[left plume]

oh

thank you

[near lynx]

Cat

[rotund ivy]

deep fried

[untold mural]

Meow

[rustic belfry]

why did the yuri sent get deleted???

[untold mural]

Cuz sexual content 😉

[smoky ivy]

Is it just me

Or are the level ups slower

Im only making Qatg when i need Qitg or higher

[velvet socket]

Hmm i wonder

[last gyro]

How do you not know bro

[gaunt bane]

hoi

[true crown]

EXAMS 😭

[gaunt bane]

nyeh heh

[errant juniper]

Jesus christ

I thought that was a dead and rotting corpse

[near lynx]

@errant juniper no

[errant juniper]

The ear was probably the worst angle you could have taken the image from lol

[near lynx]

It looks like a deamon

[gaunt bane]

alr imma start making the tree for the rocky beginnings v2 now

oh yeah this is the tree of an event i forgor to make and kind of procastinated

[gaunt bane]

this is a sneek peek on how big the tree of trb v2 is

[last gyro]

I thought I could help but nvm

Got a thing to do

[gaunt bane]

oh alr

[gaunt bane]

Also this is till proto earth so like 45% of the current tree

[winged dust]

what is up gamers

[steel idol]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sing-singing-karaoke-telepatía-gif-13102329823406728012

[gaunt bane]

wassaaaaaa

[winged dust]

i am chillin. how you doing, kk9 mp3 fm digital player

[gaunt bane]

Radiating

[velvet socket]

referring to radio as kk9 mp3 fm digital player is kinda funny but understandable since you dont really know people here lmao

[gaunt bane]

I mean it is the same thing because its just a model of the radio

[winged dust]

that may be true but its a silly name to say in full

[velvet socket]

yeah

[velvet socket]

also yeah

[gaunt bane]

Also i am working on the the rocky beginnings fan made event v2 tree rn

[velvet socket]

cool

[gaunt bane]

The thing thats haunting me is the cutscenes

[steel idol]

kmfdp be like

https://tenor.com/view/w0zml-icom-kenwood-yaesu-ham-radio-gif-25778066

[robust lion]

Updating my spreadsheets after the Reality Reboot changed everything

[winged dust]

daaaang that’s hardcore

rebooted spreadsheets

[dapper garnet]

You have spreadsheets too? What's in yours?

[robust lion]

Just basic data

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OFC6Jgpxtj9_zrH9qClLyoLEkRbEBZUYy75r3uRPcu8 huge wip

[dapper garnet]

For the wiki?

[robust lion]

Nope

[dapper garnet]

Brb!

[robust lion]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uHYbVbUQzFdLbNi0fz3C-WcDOzMQjeoq7SuqDhYKt2A essentially complete but some data missing

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/113vwf3QH72jTzQhp546Q_lwmdmT3dYBvbjCpm1onOao done but kinda barebones

Not making one for events

[dapper garnet]

Daaaym. I was thinking about building one of these. But seems A LOT of work.

[robust lion]

It is 😔

And probably not worth it since the wiki exists

[velvet socket]

I wonder why is that

[dapper garnet]

It's usually easier to manipulate stuff outside of the wiki tho.

[robust lion]

Also I need to reinstall that one program that lets me rip assets so I can update stuff on the wiki

[dapper garnet]

I saw bits of the wiki were updated, but not all, last time I looked.

I'm using mine to try finally understand how entropy/ideas relate to metabits/knowledge/XP and then to how longto save up for purchases or till the next level.

[dapper garnet]

Your spreadsheets are much prettier than mine. Mine are mainly numbers and calculations. And a few graphs.

[robust lion]

Thank you

I want them to be easy to read

[dapper garnet]

This is my Reboot one. Just uploaded to my Google Drive. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1IqcsAjM7eaNCBYNOb0ixOYzoCU0lcGOOFopU89dpEyk/edit?usp=drivesdk

It's converted the file though and broken all the graphs ☹️.

Def not intended to be easy to read though.

[robust lion]

No access

[dapper garnet]

Huh. Well that's Def not easy to read, lol.

That better?

[robust lion]

Yeah

Woah that’s a lot of graphs

[dapper garnet]

I like graphs 🙂. They help me understand what's going on.

[robust lion]

I don’t do a lot of things on excel

I use Google docs and sheets, but I use PowerPoint a ton

[north veldt]

Hi, I think I've messed things up. I synced my mobile game with my computer, where the time is incorrectly set. The reason is that some Nintendo games require a specific time, and when I enter a different time, I get a message saying I've broken the space-time continuum. I hope it was worth it. Is this serious?

I didn't remember this when I connected to the internet and opened my game.

[dapper garnet]

I do ... Engineer y'know.

This is what graph 1 is supposed to look like (you may have seen it in cells chat already)

[north veldt]

I've lost access to the event. It's worth mentioning that I didn't access the event from my computer, only the main simulation.

[dapper garnet]

If I were you I'd avoid moving files between devices with different times. It triggers the anti-cheat mechanism.

If you still have the cloud save, I'd revert to that.

[dapper garnet]

Lost access to it, or been put in division 666?

[dapper garnet]

But maybe your account has been flagged, not just the save file. You'll be wanting to email Computer Lunch, or DM cells support here.

[north veldt]

I think I have access, but even after restoring a save file, this happens.

[dapper garnet]

Bit of info in a recent bug report - https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/1442318716648820990

Good luck with getting out of timey-wimey jail!

[north veldt]

Do I need to request the unlock through that channel?

Or would it be better by email? I see that you haven't responded to the other person.

[dapper garnet]

That's for reporting bugs, and timey-wimey jail is a deliberate feature. You could add it to that one though. The support account should pick it up in a bit (not sure how long). Or just DM/email them.

[north veldt]

I'll try

[dapper garnet]

Me? I'm just someone who plays the game, and tries to be helpful. Nothing official 🙂.

[north veldt]

thank you so much

[teal hawk]

W winter vacation?

[robust lion]

Hey why isn’t the cheese event logo in this server (I have it in mine which is why it says nitro)

[steel idol]

lol

[robust kiln]

cheese

[scarlet jacinth]

Any movies suggestions for me and brother

[robust lion]

What do you like

Like genres

[scarlet jacinth]

Action

[robust kiln]

Die Hard

Anyways anyone wanna play Bird Game 3 with me

[inland berry]

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

[static tendon]

This bus has a engine sounding like a damn race car

[untold mural]

Yes

[static tendon]

Ikr it's fast af

[untold mural]

True

[static tendon]

Someone js told me in dms they never seen a bus that long in their life + they didn't know it can bend

like has they ever even been outside 💀💀💀💀💀 Cuz like AINT NO WAY

[last gyro]

Damn

[primal oasis]

the chamber is down there XD

[forest galleon]

How can i update my cts remake

[idle burrow]

I want this bug

[robust lion]

uhh

guys i dont think this works on images

[random solstice]

not everyone lives in new york cuh

[velvet socket]

But that bus is actually pretty long

And like what robust said

[knotty adder]

the forbidden node

[toxic rivet]

got a min?

dms

[idle burrow]

lol

others are finding it now

[fossil crane]

took 3 straight days, and now it's playable
got the foundation going, now onto patching some layering errors and adding ~300 nodes!

...300? or more?

considering my ideas for the real game, it might fall somewhere in 500+

||-# yes there's an autoclicker on the bottom left corner||

[primal oasis]

what are you doing like makking the game by yourself or ??

[fossil crane]

yes...
-# is that self-promo?

[primal oasis]

respect crazy project

since when are you working on it

[fossil crane]

i am not grinding prestige 10 on meso so i'm doing this instead

[primal oasis]

understanable XD

[fossil crane]

since monday this week

[velvet socket]

I mean kinda yeah
But i think its fine since its a fangame of cts

[primal oasis]

and youre allready this far? crazy

[fossil crane]

my first idea would be a fungi expansion

[primal oasis]

oh yes please the three points are just not enough in the real game XD

[fossil crane]

at least 20 more nodes

should be easy to add...

the balancing?

throw that outta the window for now

[static tendon]

Sup yall

It's 7:10 AM : >

[velvet socket]

Hi there

[fossil crane]

hi

it's 7:10pm here...

[static tendon]

DAMNNNN

[primal oasis]

dont care aabout balancing make it overpowered as long as its in the game in the frist place XD

[fossil crane]

cold af...

[static tendon]

Nah I be warm to school cuz I travel in this

[last gyro]

7.11 pm rn bro same timezone

[primal oasis]

brother its 1:12 pm here XD

[static tendon]

In nyc no one lives more than half a mile away from a bus line

So they could js use it and be warm

It does most of my route to school anyway

3 generations of busses

[primal oasis]

arent most of things near you in nyc i dont know i never been there

[velvet socket]

I have a feeling you like buses

[static tendon]

Cuz I do

Ain't the subway cool too?

[primal oasis]

i was visiting copenhagen once and theyre subway is fully automatic thats cool!

[velvet socket]

-# i mean its just a subway...

[static tendon]

Opened in 1903 been over 3 dozen diff trains the lines used ever since

[untold mural]

He is lol

[last gyro]

Sounds like a train and bus enthusiast

Never saw a dude like that

[static tendon]

Well if u don't want me to talk abt what I like then I could say the features and cool stuff abt em

[untold mural]

lol fr

[solemn bluff]

who would win?

[hoary osprey]

Gary

[velvet socket]

gary 100%

[hoary osprey]

Totally

[idle burrow]

gary

[last gyro]

Draw

[trim depot]

Yeah but why?

[idle burrow]

How does sembalance pick the best RE upgrades?

[crimson nacelle]

fix when?

im seeing this second or 3th time

this happen again...

[idle burrow]

What did you do?

[crimson nacelle]

nothing

and this happen again

im randomly jumping from 51th place into first

but before i was 300th

[crimson nacelle]

???

[idle burrow]

Your in division 666
The cheaters one..

?

[crimson nacelle]

ok but still why im jumping from 51th place into first

[idle burrow]

..

[supple patrol]

How do i tell my cloud save to shut up about my old save data from 2022?. I have a reason why i don't want to use it

Oh its off topic nvm

[random solstice]

because you're cheating, probably

[crimson nacelle]

i mean i have 600k darwinium, but i was thinking that i got them because of a glitch a lot time ago

im playing 4-5 years

and i got the clear answer

where did i got them

[random solstice]

that's not enough to generate that much currency

[crimson nacelle]

i have no clue how i got them

maybe glitching + cheating

mayeb some kind of cheat engine (even tho i dont know how to use it)

[random solstice]

wait a minute this is 666 rankings dont matter

[gaunt bane]

I am here

[random solstice]

maybe it just does that?

[gaunt bane]

Again

[random solstice]

ye arriv

[crimson nacelle]

so this is just 666 division thingy?

[random solstice]

nvm i wanted to do a bit

[gaunt bane]

The the is there

[crimson nacelle]

level jumping

[random solstice]

the the is that the that the the is next to

[robust lion]

me when the when the me when the

[last gyro]

...what...

[random solstice]

i just realized my extension of "that the the the is next to" becomes infinite descent

so i cant do that

james while john had had had had had had had had had had had a better affect on the teacher

[gaunt bane]

The is the reason of the because its the

[velvet socket]

sorry but what the fuck are you talking about

[gaunt bane]

The the!

[last gyro]

sounds like another nonsense to me

[random solstice]

same sentence with punctuation:
james, while john had had "had had", had had "had", "had had" had had a better affect on the teacher
-# alternatively: james, while john had had "had", had had "had had", "had had" had had a better affect on the teacher

[robust lion]

buffalo buffalo buffalo

[random solstice]

buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo

police police police police police

[true crown]

Please

Police

[gaunt bane]

mmmm bee-buffalo

beer and honey and buffalo combined

[last gyro]

jeez i cant put anything more into the update roadmap without expanding the image or making everything smaller

both makes the letters unreadable when made into a picture

[velvet socket]

oh god

[velvet socket]

how the hell does this one work now

[gaunt bane]

its a a without an an and no the included

[random solstice]

buffalo from buffalo that other buffalo from buffalo buffalo (bully) themselves buffalo (bully) buffalo from buffalo

[steel idol]

The entire sentence contains of homographs

[random solstice]

knowing how it works is the only way to remember how many of each word there is

[serene dawn]

Ok.

[velvet socket]

This is so silly

[random solstice]

it is

[steel idol]

So is the entirety of English

[static tendon]

Drew this btw

I was bored

So I gained talent

[velvet socket]

so real

[gaunt bane]

Hello everybody my name is radioplier

[near lynx]

Pickle 🥒

[gaunt bane]

Pick Lee

[hybrid bloom]

so ded

chat

[static tendon]

Guess the age of my drawing paper

[steel idol]

uh

2 hours

oh it's the paper itself

idk

[static tendon]

BOI THAT IS like 99.999% younger than the actual answer

[steel idol]

uhh

200 hours

[static tendon]

No bro

[steel idol]

200.86

[static tendon]

It's like 21,741 hours old

Ik it's more than 20k hours old tbh

[random solstice]

that's only 2.5 years

i dont get it is that long for this type of paper

[steel idol]

like 9 months later

[harsh thorn]

how to access the webstore?

[robust lion]

https://store.celltosingularity.com

[harsh thorn]

thx

[untold mural]

Cool

[idle burrow]

MORE??

[supple patrol]

Those who 9 blues 1 gold

[brave otter]

Hey y'all how do I surpass the Mars world if yk what I'm talking about

[steel idol]

you don't

there's nothing past the Mars branch

[fossil crane]

how are we so physically far behind our ancestors

they can fucking stand on air

[gray bane]

Officially worst day ever.

[velvet socket]

Why is that

[last gyro]

Why doesn't this guy have wiki role yet

[forest rain]

Attention everyone! Why can't people link their roles to the server? I get this error: Invalid authorization header. This problem doesn't exist on other servers! Discord support is silent! I just wanted to get all the roles I have! Maybe your bot is broken?

@solemn wigeon

[vernal silo]

How do I get progression roles?

• The way roles used to work in the Cells Discord server is through a fancy feature called “Linked Roles.” An update a few months ago broke the linked roles system, and because linked roles have been broken for so long, the moderators have decided to revert to the old method of assigning game progression roles: manually. Post screenshots of your progress in #🏆-share-your-prestige, and you might get some snazzy roles if your progress meets certain requirements.
  -# In case you want to look at the requirements, please click on the server's top bar, then select 'Linked Roles'. You can view the requirements of each role there.

Frequently Asked Questions • Requested by Electorus

[forest rain]

SUKI

[fossil crane]

update: i may have went too far...

let me see, there should be a number truncation extension...

yep, there is, will use that next update...

[obsidian socket]

Help even though i have 100 Qa xp on level 5 i still cant go to level 6

[obsidian socket]

omg

is it all the way up to civilization

[fossil crane]

not yet, up to sponge for now

the foundation is done, so it'll be a few days or tinkering with new nodes (my own expansions) and balancing them

civilization will be a side project

[gaunt bane]

hi every on

[zenith gorge]

hi

[zenith gorge]

bye every off

[gaunt bane]

wait u going away in decembah?

also

[zenith gorge]

wdim

[robust lion]

Probably because I didn’t ask for it

[robust lion]

jollymaxxing

[gaunt bane]

joll

[robust lion]

semblance is not jolly 😢

[gaunt bane]

add mor

[robust lion]

wahr is

[gaunt bane]

the rocky beginnings v2

[robust lion]

wo ah

[gaunt bane]

christmaz present

even tho its really low chances that i will get it out till christmas

[gaunt bane]

alr i did the tree but the life section is pretty dry and i kinda recycled most of the content form the rocky beginnings 1 because i dunno that much about that much about that stuff

[last gyro]

Hm

[gaunt bane]

i mean i do need som helpes

[last gyro]

Oh god

I mean I can but I'm afraid it will become like Epico's

I can never be sure when I'm really free

[gaunt bane]

o

[last gyro]

Epico's should be done ages ago if others somewhat contribute too, though

[gaunt bane]

i already finished the tree i just need more stuff on the life tree

the whole life tree looks like this

[last gyro]

It's already enough imo?

And also what're those nodes that are so close to each other

[gaunt bane]

cambrian explosion

thats what i meant by recycling the nodes from the rocky beginnings v1/.1

[last gyro]

Hmm

[crimson nacelle]

is this custom tree?

[vast wraith]

Today I was dreaming about cells to singularity

[gaunt bane]

Ye

[crimson nacelle]

cool, these also have descriptions?

[gaunt bane]

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1145567371/ this

the thing im tryna remastr

[crimson nacelle]

nano bots does not work :(

[gaunt bane]

they do u have to get some clock/s first

because it works by dividing your currency income by 5 and doin its thing

[crimson nacelle]

star dust doesnt have any description :(

[gaunt bane]

oh crap uhh

[crimson nacelle]

also if ure using autoclicker and u have a lot of currency, clicking on a upgrade will expand it

i mean not upgrade

this thing

[gaunt bane]

i mean it looks cool

[crimson nacelle]

it kinda does

also also where is time flying

[gaunt bane]

oh yeh its a bug because of the redesigned topbar, ill fix it later becuz it has alot of bug (3 nodes dont have desc rn)

[crimson nacelle]

also u cant click on the time

[crimson nacelle]

it overrides

so if u click on it it doesnt count

and doesnt give u currecny

[gaunt bane]

also star dust should have desc tho, idk what happened to it ill look in it

Oop i found da bug

[gaunt bane]

i mean the game isnt intended for autoclicker even tho its recommended

[crimson nacelle]

and im just free tester who reports bugs :)

[gaunt bane]

Yeh cool im already fixing thingz

[crimson nacelle]

gl

big upgrade

[gaunt bane]

big upgrade for big bang

[crimson nacelle]

*massive *

proxima centauri has no description too...

[gaunt bane]

yeh that one of the 3 nodes i was talking about

they are brand new included in the new v1.1 update and ill patch everything in v1.11

[crimson nacelle]

and first gas giant

[gaunt bane]

2 out of 3

[crimson nacelle]

great oxidation event

i collected all pokemons

[gaunt bane]

great oxidation event? i swear i had a desc on it

welp u still gotta find 1 mor

[crimson nacelle]

i found 4 out of 3

and still one more

[gaunt bane]

yes

[gaunt bane]

star dust and oxidation event have desc in the game files but are for some reason not showing but 3 nodes dont even have the desc in the files (first gas giants, proxima, and .....)

[crimson nacelle]

damn i accidenly refreshed page

ok

[gaunt bane]

oh dam

welp i fixed some of the bugs when u refreshed it

[crimson nacelle]

should i go for this even tho im getting 2E18 per simulation?

can get 4E18 if i wait night

[gaunt bane]

wait i think i know how to add saves to the game if u leave the project

[crimson nacelle]

is this even possible on sctratch?

[gaunt bane]

yeah, if u remix

and then add a feature where it doesnt reset variables if u click flag

[gaunt bane]

yoo it workssss!!!! in a test projecy

gonna implement it in the main game now

[dusky gust]

am i overreacting for thinking this is too hot

like it gets 40c here sometimes

but the winter just ended

[robust lion]

no

[dusky gust]

so i havent addapted yet

(southern hemisphere)

[robust lion]

the temperature range where i live is insane

-30 to +40

[dusky gust]

damn

for me its 0 to 40

ive never seen snow 😭

[robust lion]

my latitude is 45 it should not get this hto

[dusky gust]

is it humid hot or dry hot

[last gyro]

While me thinking this is certainly too cold:

[dusky gust]

its perfect

[robust lion]

yup ur coocoo

[dusky gust]

also youre the first person from thailand ive ever met on discord

[robust lion]

both

[last gyro]

I walked without sweater in the morning and I'm shaking

[dusky gust]

i like the cold

its way easier to defend against cold weather than hot weather

[last gyro]

Really?

[dusky gust]

uh yeah

[robust lion]

tbh like 20c is my perfect temperature

[last gyro]

I feel easy in a 33 degrees Celsius environment

[dusky gust]

if its cold

[robust lion]

25+ is too hot

[dusky gust]

just add another layer

[robust lion]

10- is too cold

[last gyro]

Maybe because we rarely experience any cold weather

[robust lion]

yeah the equator tends to do that

isnt it like always raining there

[dusky gust]

i am grateful to live in the subtropics

tho i wish i lived in a temperate region

[robust lion]

im in the middle of a continent

[dusky gust]

that can mean a lot of things

[last gyro]

Yes massive part of the country is getting flooded

But I'm in a lucky zone ig

[robust lion]

idk what else it could mean

[dusky gust]

my city's river once rose by 20 meters

[dusky gust]

what if you were from like

czechia

[robust lion]

thats teh middle of a continent

[dusky gust]

yes but the weather is different

[robust lion]

fair

[dusky gust]

tbh europe doesnt deserve continent-hood

[last gyro]

What does that mean?

[dusky gust]

it doesnt have what it takes to be a continent

[last gyro]

Hmm

[robust lion]

A once heard a British guy compare the countries of Europe to the states of America

[last gyro]

Aren't most of people in America don't know Europe well and vice versa

[waxen wind]

as in countries or what

[last gyro]

That's one of them

Or I'm seeing too many fool bait vids

[robust lion]

Like the size of the countries to the size of the states, how both have differing yet similar cultures, etc

[waxen wind]

yea alaska is bigger than france or smth

[last gyro]

I saw some don't even know Europe is a continent not a country

[waxen wind]

could be bait

but it also seems believable

[last gyro]

Yeah I don't rlly trust the vids but I ask this because of the comments

[waxen wind]

🇪🇺

[last gyro]

They seem to be more reliable at least

[waxen wind]

someone defo thinks this is the flag for europe

[last gyro]

[robust lion]

Uh I wonder if I can find the video

[last gyro]

I randomly scrolled through them once in a while

But my feeds keep changing

[robust lion]

It was literally years ago so I probably won’t find it

[last gyro]

Indeed

[robust lion]

Yeah looking up “us states vs Europe counties” just gives me size comparisons

[steel idol]

I always see Europe as a whole being represented with that flag on yt and shit

[last gyro]

Skull

[steel idol]

I just saw an image that put the asean flag as the flag of asia

🫩

ew wtf is this

[last gyro]

😭

[waxen wind]

its not accurate

cause its the flag for the european union

which is more of a political thing

and doesnt contain all the countries in europe anyways

[steel idol]

i know

[last gyro]

I sadly am not lucky today

My code for attending an event is B7

A6, C7, and B8 got the prizes

[steel idol]

Off by 1

Oof 😔

[white lotus]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
lands.
Uhhh... why am i here again?

[steel idol]

Do I know you

[white lotus]

i joined the server a few months back but then left after a month or so

i remember you though

[steel idol]

Oh

oh wait I remember you now

[white lotus]

yeah

[steel idol]

the gunkies co thing

[white lotus]

oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i legit forgot about that

[robust lion]

https://tenor.com/view/loki-i-have-never-met-this-man-my-life-smile-gif-17171915

[steel idol]

because you weren't in the server

[last gyro]

Who is this guy

[last gyro]

😔

[steel idol]

Remember that one day when we were sending random Unicode characters

"№" for example

(One character)

[last gyro]

Huh

Was he... there?

[robust lion]

Ⅲ

[steel idol]

yes he was

he was there

[last gyro]

Ah

Not surprising that I couldn't remember him tho

[steel idol]

Also this is the Unicode stuff I'm talking about

[last gyro]

My memory about discord events is pretty much gone after I isolated myself for a while

[white lotus]

hello electorus.

[last gyro]

Greetings Cubic

[white lotus]

I am a hypercube in 3D space and time.

I am a hypercube from New York.

I am a hypercubic cube.

This is sponsored by Mojang Studios.

[robust lion]

bro is the reality engine

[white lotus]

i run the cells

i am cells

This is sponsored by Mojang ComputerLunch.

[steel idol]

at first I thought Iris came back because of those phrases in his bio

besides the Mojang one

[random solstice]

blud is a polynomial with a closed form solution 💀

[white lotus]

i break myself and others

i am current sick with a runny nose, so my genius mind decided to roll up a napkin and stuff it in my nose to stop the mucus from flowing out

now my other nostril has gone completely dry, and the other has a napkin stuffed in it

[random solstice]

but you want the mucus to flow out…

that's what it's supposed to do…

[steel idol]

Lots of mucus being in your nose is a terrible experience

Every inhale genuinely feels like torture

[white lotus]

idk i lost braincells

but im hoping that the napkin will just soak up all the mucus so i dont have to manually get rid of the mucus after it flows out

[white lotus]

after 5 minutes of using a tissue the mucus automatically resets. it was part of the new bugpatch for life v2025.11.27

[steel idol]

yay

[white lotus]

@marsh quarry hello orion

[fossil crane]

update: 3 more nodes...
-# after finally able to (somewhat) fix lag issues on every damn platform except iOS, i could start lengthening the tree up to mammals.
-# then i'll return to my fungi expansion, and get back to apes and civilization.

[hybrid bloom]

so cool drawing

[velvet socket]

Hell oh chat

[random solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/sun-burning-hot-fire-gif-8602604

-# pretend it's an o

[marsh quarry]

Bye lmao

[velvet socket]

Man im wondering which of my pfps should i jollify

Theres a lot i want to lol

[steel idol]

i made an entirely new jolly pfp instead of jollifying an existing one

[brave dagger]

wow that was anticlimactic, finally reached the end of beyond

[velvet socket]

Oh yeah Iris vanished i didnt even notice

Guess my brain simply didnt care enough

[last gyro]

Fun fact (or maybe not): Iris's last message here before leaving doesn't end with a period

[velvet socket]

That's some real trivia right there

[fossil crane]

update: a little bit more to the fungi expansion.
currently working my way up to fish (already at flatworm)...

-# how much longer now...

[velvet socket]

-# my deltarune /ref

[still slate]

link? (If isn't playable it's alright)

[fossil crane]

you can check out this remake here.
-# do note by the name: it's very, very early alpha. (i started development from when, monday?)

-# PS: not optimized for mobile devices.

[still slate]

thx

[gaunt bane]

Yoo another scratch cts user

[fossil crane]

maybe i could make an actual scratch port of the engine i use (and made)?
but that would cost too much time (and clones)...

i do use the animated text extension, and i hate pen layering

[gaunt bane]

I mean i have helped arch on his engine with the v6 and im planning to add cutscenes to almost all nodes in “the rocky beginnings V2” thingy

[fossil crane]

-# where can i find their project?

[gaunt bane]

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1145567371/ this is a project i used built from the engine

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1164212145/ and this is the engin

[hard sable]

Hey I watched the new South Park, liked the cart man and Tolken plot, felt like an older south park episode, also Peter thiel being put in prison with totoro who was put in there for…. Certain actions relating to a child (that was entirely fabricated with ai) is ironic given who was leaked to be on a certain list. (Moved to general because beta chat is for beta related stuff)

[neon prairie]

Can anyone help me find Discord's own servers?

[hard sable]

what

[smoky ivy]

Is it just me

Or is everything more expensive?