#🏠-general
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fortnite girl
a knee slapper
Eh
Beh
greetings
Hello
bye
@steel idol
Noice
What abt the JJCling
Oh ye uhh
Digamma. Taught him how to swear
If anyone successfully educates him
The prize will be 5000
Digamma or jjcling
anyone?
Jjcling
Thx sir
He's sleeping rn
Jjcling learnt a bit too much swear words
He learned the n word 
From this indian scammer
He was trying to scam the scammer
Brain power 0.001% help meh
Saying swear words and racial slurs towards people on purpose is not a good thing to do since you’ll upset people and it is against the rules to be racist or disrespectful which can get you punished.
For jjcling
He never told you it’s bad, is it?
!!!!!!1
Who are you
oh no my jjcling is getting corrupted
Give him liquid helium
no, I only believe in digamma
Give him cheese if it doesn’t work
okay
Digamma is not one to trust little one
*pump
He is corrupting your mind and making you lose control over your decisions
I tink I seen u before
he still has a swearing problem
he still thinks STFU stands for Stupid TAX free underwear
I think so
Stfu stands for “shut the fuck up” and “fuck” is a swear word
And swear words aren’t good
Saying swear words and racial slurs towards people on purpose is not a good thing to do since you’ll upset people and it is against the rules to be racist or disrespectful which can get you punished.
Also a swear
whar
he got math corruption too
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what
Oh crap
Is it a bad thing or is he getting educated
Anyways just give him cheese mixed with cereal and liquid helium
He'll go back to normal
ask countryling to get out of the cereal box
so I can ge tthe cereal
Idk why, but whenever you get a new generator in this new event (deep sea), the music reminds me of terrarias ice underground music
Whale.
That one is just where he goes in
i see
phew he's normal now
wait
WAIT
I pulled the normal Cheerios box out
Now there's like 200 countrylings chasing me
What the fried chicken
Crap
It's multiplied by 10
baby assemble!!!!!!!!
seemslike this one is the leader
Now there's 2000 countrylings in my home
to the ceareal box :>
@rich ivy s come here, I found a large box
It looks like a waterfall
lets goooooo
same
I'll throw all the cereal I got at you
Wait
While the countrylings are running
I see more that weren't in my home
I don’t think I want to get involved in whatever’s going on.
No.
Look at thisnuser's bio
WHAT
What?
hello! where can i ask questions about the beyond?
i see thanks!
Yep
Wait what is happening
Countrylings and jjclings were raiding my home
The oldest and most mature JJClings are taking off
Skull
They are flying
yo
did you know
I haven't slept
this whole time
Trying to make my day last like 36 hours
You should sleep.
Impressive
I am aware
Cus at around 6 of our time
U sleep
But you did not
And was real active
Yes
uhh
What happened bru
Idek
Bye
That is a vase.
This is mine (no insults)
What beautiful facial features
An urn to be exact
clip your nails
💔
What if i blast a laser on him?
Won’t die
your bottom right teeth look like a mountain range
what if i splash him with shampoo
Would boil
Will all the wrinkles be gone
Hm maybe
Because rn it looks like some tectonic activity happened to his face
Can I eat him
Hey thats MY job
You can eat his fingers
Can I turn him into water
No😭
Can the countryling drink him
Nope
Countryling just drank him
Hello 👋
Hello.
Whoops made a mistake in my wording
Hi
Ur name so familiar :3
Yesssss
Controls the amount of light in my eyes
Regarding Siri, personal AI assistant for Apple devices
Apple Intelligence
I am fully aware who Siri is.
Hmmm, so we have appleficial intellegence now
That quite uhhh
Intersting
Im back
Eh it doesnt count since im a radio
Oh we're eating Sukuna now
?
Everyone dies the second I'm in chat
It might be cause I'm too hot. Sorry guys there's nothing I can do about it. Buy a cooler or something.
Srs question is there some laws that decide how things in bfdi work or can anyone just do whatever they want cause I've never watched it and it all feels so random like WHY IS THIS WATER DROPLET EATING A LITHIUM BATTERY
Its a nickel and not a battery anyways heres the context: Teardrop (the water droplet) was poisoned by a bug so gelatin gave teardrop anti poison but anti-poison has a side effect: The eating of an other contestant (also they have a recovery center so death is useless)
Wake up guys The moon woke up 4 just released!
Or 4 hours ago
Im a bit late
I h.what
What?
#🏠-general message
hi h.what im dad
Ok
Alcohol.
bro isaac is in fortnite
Ok.
The liquid glass update for iOS 26 is certainly a visual overhaul.
Are you using that tester mode.?
Interesting that they changed the update name from version number to year of release.
Yes.
This screenshot is not from TestFlight, but rather a new app introduced with the update.
The new looks remind me of the older phone designs
I see no apparent bugs, but loading times seem to be significantly slower.
Someone I know did it and they had no more WiFi lnao
lmao*
WHY IS THE AUTO MAKING THE M TO N
It is most likely an issue on my end, as the phone I am currently running this on is on the… older side.
12
This update is most definitely focused on appearance.
Ok.
What are you even saying that in reply to?
This.
Finished my pool deck today. Well, almost. The post caps come tomorrow
...ah...
Oh hey long time no see
I think my iPhone is a 14 Max. Not sure. It's my work phone. Told my boss to get me a new one so I can get rid of the lightning cable
Busy. I'm exhausted
Oof, that was me a couple months ago lmao. So wsg
Seems like it's me on a regular basis lately.
Been saying for weeks that I don't want to do anything for father's day. BIL is coming and now I have to cook 9 steaks on 2 grills.
That's not exactly doing nothing
Are you a fan of steak?
I am. I just don't feel like cooking 9 of them
hi
Hello
idk
Understandable.
In many countries, yes.
hello
Hello.
ı forgot how we take role
guys
so how can ı take role
my dad doesn't even know it's fathers day lol
Share your progress in #🏆-share-your-prestige , use /roles in #🎭-semblance to see what progress you can show to get roles
ı just said him he didnt see it yet
There used to be a feature that let you link your roles to your player id but that's broken
it seems that it needs long time ı gus
it'll take anywhere from a few minutes to a few hours
Why you don't use faq bot /nsrs
I wonder when they will fix it ngl
Yeah it was good
if you are saying to me, ıdk how do ı use
How do I get progression roles?
- The way roles used to work in the Cells Discord server is through a fancy feature called “Linked Roles.” An update a few months ago broke the linked roles system, and because linked roles have been broken for so long, the moderators have decided to revert to the old method of assigning game progression roles: manually. Post screenshots of your progress in the #share-your-prestige channel, and you might get some snazzy roles if your progress meets certain requirements.
Honestly I should list the requirements here
yeah it seems nice and more easier than that way
Ok.
6th place wit 6717 science, is this division competitive
Which division?
130
Sounds pretty relaxed.
My division is in the 60's. I have over 18,000 science and am in 2nd place.
What are divisions? (In reference to the game, not maths)
anwy @steel idol thanks for help, ı just tired right now ı will check later.
Event groups
When you start an event you are placed in a division. The sooner you start, the lower your division number. The lower numbered divisions are generally more competitive
ye
Yw
Noted.
I don’t participate in events, so I wouldn’t know.
Thank you for the clarification.
Wat
You can find the meaning of the term /bars with faq bot?
Damn
That is a cool feature
You're welcome
Still, wdym
The way you kinda phrased that
/bars
/beh
No
Refer to my status.
Good for you…?
Ok.
how long does it nrmally take to get my roles approved
Here
Okay
Eh
Nice
Hm
hmm
okay
good luck with staying awake
ded chet wakee wakke
@steel idol
what
why
It thought I was 🚽
Okay
Oh no
It is refusing to sit on the real cubicle
And just wants to sit on me.
anyone wanna help with my custom storytelling event tree
That's a cubicle
bruh strap it in place with pencil cases then it'll be a seatbelt
what
bwa
I think it ate lean
Hm
Hi electorus
Hello
They're still alive
I see them flying still
I'll check the fridge
wait
it's full of lean juice
It takes like 2 seconds to type Hi Electorus
Humanity is hopeless with that level of laziness
Ikr
Contradiction
con·tra·dic·tion
/ˌkäntrəˈdikSH(ə)n/
noun
a combination of statements, ideas, or features of a situation that are opposed to one another.
I never finished my sentence
that's not true

err someone please help me with my storytelling evolution tree D:
Yes
Dude JJC you spared your 2 seconds typing a sentence and wasted 5 minutes typing all beh shits all over the server
I didn’t
Not Beh rly
sorry but
Contradiction
con·tra·dic·tion
/ˌkäntrəˈdikSH(ə)n/
noun
a combination of statements, ideas, or features of a situation that are opposed to one another.
Okay
But I did not Beh today
You just did
Contradiction
con·tra·dic·tion
/ˌkäntrəˈdikSH(ə)n/
noun
a combination of statements, ideas, or features of a situation that are opposed to one another.
Ok I'll stop
Okay
They're all flying it's chaos again
Pls keep spamming
Wtf is your logic dude sending same thing 2 times is now spamming
What about 500 behs you sent
aw man I was happy more people were using the contradict thing
Not spam Beh
Boooo
Eh
Okay whatever u say
Illogical as hell
You just got beh-rated
If I send more someone will accuse me of spamming
Eh
It was fun ngl 😭
Ok.
Nah I saw the contradiction thing way too much already
Ko.
Just like I saw beh too much already
nope
🙏
Terx
Bro contradicted all things bro said 🥀
No in some other servers as well
what
Didn't know it was this widespread
Maybe.
Wait what was widespread
Good
The Contradiction
con·tra·dic·tion
/ˌkäntrəˈdikSH(ə)n/
noun
a combination of statements, ideas, or features of a situation that are opposed to one another.
That
I mean you're telling what people do is wrong while you do it
He said he saw it in other servers
:catThink:
Hmmm
Maybe it was a trend.
But I don’t rlly Beh at a fast rate
||Contradiction ||
||con·tra·dic·tion||
||/ˌkäntrəˈdikSH(ə)n/||
||noun||
||a combination of statements, ideas, or features of a situation that are opposed to one another.||
Yeah right.
Yayyyyy
Actually I do in vc
What?
.
Yeah I know.
I broke ur eardrums
Okay
I will turn the volume off
Okay chat has does
Died
Okay everyone accuse me with whatever you want, but like I’m sry for whatever I did
Like chill
Hell nah I said okay way too much
????
This is so random
Ok.
Hold on.
Not that many actually.
What the fuck happened in your life
jjc just randomly apologized
He's just being 'oi guys im bad trash and swear at me oh im so sorry that i did absolutely nothing an you guys hate me'
I concur
it was weird
1295 pages worth of chat history with people saying "ok"
5th place with 6957 science, pretty good
best i've ever had is like 50th place
Epic
God CountryLand you made me addicted to ragebaiting people with contradiction definition 🥀
uh oh
My friend is going crazy with it 🥀
did you guys have an argument or something
And I keep ragebaiting with
Contradiction
con·tra·dic·tion
/ˌkäntrəˈdikSH(ə)n/
noun
a combination of statements, ideas, or features of a situation that are opposed to one another.
lmao
Weird beyond quotes from early beyond alpha
"Oh hi"
"Something important—Idk"
"Maybe some sim speed upgrade—The end"
"Insert description here"
"LOL"
"Normal Generator—Insert Science Facts about Planet"
":("
"Hey, no constellation at 2/3/4/5"
"The terraformer thing, you know"
"pretty pretty shiny shiny"
"💀"
"Angry fire ball"
"Needs more cowbell"
I found this in the same place I store Contradiction
con·tra·dic·tion
/ˌkäntrəˈdikSH(ə)n/
noun
a combination of statements, ideas, or features of a situation that are opposed to one another.
wait why is there a discord invite link in my clipboard- I mean cool place where I store text
I think I know what the invite link is for
and yep im right
so that'll be deleted too along with a weird whatsapp bugs thing
the WhatsApp thing is only deleted just because I got it from a server that I now hate
What was that link for 👀
A server owned by a dumb guy who is very sensitive
I see
Bro banned everyone because he got mad one day
lmfao
Literally
Marty got kicked cuz 'inactivity' 🥀
Uhh I have a really weird pi thing in my text storage
pi?
It's pi with 100k digits I think
Does his nickname starts with L?
lol
No he isn't affiliated with c2s
Quarter how in the world you still don't know-
His name was jj reeds i think
https://coggle.it/diagram/aE12HTd6wU7UbG_m/t/cell-to-singularity-event-storytelling
someone help withh this event plz
Man I hope Digamma had fun making a second dummy war with him
Country roooaaaads, Take me hoooome! too the plaaace, I belooooong. West Virginiaaaaaaa, Mountain mamaaaaaa! Take me hoooome, Country rooooooaaads!
Wow
That's there
This should go into #🎨-cells-art or smth idk
k but can yo help
*you
Chat, why did my phone rapidly charging and than turning off and battery going back?
im bak
Hello Radio
No idea
yes it is i, radio, i am extremely bored
Ok
Hi
Ok.
yes
Hello
I like cells to singularity way too much. 13 hours spent last event farming in rank 100 of the tops.
What? I thought I was being annoying to everyone rn
I mean 2 hours ago
Beh
yey i got the roles
should've joined a bit later like me (8-12 hours for me), I got in top 10 after like 30 mins (ofc I did a lot of grinding after but still)
Wanna see something
This has nothing to do with the server. This is something I do.
🙂
Potato —> 🥔
Pass the Potato to 7 of your friends in less than 1 day or your grades will go down (no gc allowed) just copy and paste (this started in New Hampshire)]
friend now 😄
radio all hail
uhh
What
Bro roasted chat
How.
The.
Shenanigans.
Did.
They.
Do.
It.
?
uh ok
You roasted chat like a fire
but that wasnt a roast
Not from your prospective.
prospective ._.
But to me, it is
wait
thats just a way of saying “dead chat”
perspective?
that guy isnt smoking tho
And he is teaching his children that too
Yeah
Ahh yes
i cant tell is this a joke
Just don’t miseducate the countrylings and JJClings
Aw dang it
CountryLand is gone...
sOmeOnE pLEaSe WoRk On My CuStOm EvEnT tReE wItH mE
Cell to Singularity Event: Storytelling, Tap to gain Thoughts, Helpful Sources:, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storytelling
Let's go gambling!
yay!
Cell to Singularity Event: Storytelling, Tap to gain Thoughts, Helpful Sources:, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storytelling
i forgot to check out this servers emojis and stickers wth

AW DANG IT
Poor Archie bones are found with map mode
aw dang it

aw dang it

YAY
wait-
if you don't know, you can get the text to bounce on the planets
What
guys do you think I can survive this event without doing anything more, 5th place 7084 science
No
as in you can click them?
what
ok no more text walls
Sigh
such a weird chat today
probably because nobody fixed it yet
and it just sits there
waiting
lol
someone needs to make a linked roles evolution tree /hj
soup gam lers
is the infinity pass daily reward one-time
No
eye have ret ⚱️ ed
ok
i agree with electorus
???
Wait what I just got overtaken by 6th how did you know
Hehe boi
Skull
Ok.
Me when I finally see an ad where the player doesn’t CHOOSE THE WRONG DECISIONS OR LOSE INSTANTLY:
😭 👍
lol
But it's still clickbait.
ok
Ok.
Yo is that hand reveal or smth
oh
Nah
Ye
Yoooo
ok
can I have a dimond?
hai...
Ok.
How much for 1
@serene dawn stop watching cocomelon with ur brother ewwwwwww
How much for 1 of each?
idk
Shut the fuck up.
Like 1 set
1,276,300
Hmm
bah
ok
hi have returned, im dad
-# add it to the tree
Hi everyone im dad
00:00 Messy Desk Brilliant Mind
01:23 Dark Humor Brain Power
02:49 Worriers Are Wiser
04:13 Doodling Unlocks Brains
05:26 Night Owls Rule
06:51 Self Talk Superpowers
08:19 Smart Laziness Wins
09:34 Smart Rebels Break Norms
11:08 Brains Decode Clues
I have all of em except doodling
I think Im a genius
lol
No god
He has done shit with this
Ok
Yes sadly
Good
Me having night class
No mor engin updat
no then sir
cine
there was a freaking diamond in there
what if no dimond
will it be a bit cheaper?
500k
Interesting how this server has over a hundred thousand members, and yet, only a dozen or so are active.
not even a dozen
like 3-4 in here rlly
but lke there are some other people in other chats
and also this is the reson this server can't get discord parter
atleast 20% of the members need to be active. within a week
As you can see its “poo”
i mean of the jewels
Slow af internet be like
Yes
poo is a jewel?
ok
What the…?
Skull
That’s… odd.
Why you even asked for poo lmao
uhh
cheap stuff
also I already got a free gem so ye
i want poo
e
9.45e89
Whose poo is that
Rip
Aren’t the rewards the same for top 10?
yea but I don't have a lot of time tomorrow
so I may drop out of top 10
currently have 7334 science
Maybe cheaters or smth
Nah this is a rly chill league
Huh
Got to top 10 with like 500+ science and stayed there for a while lol
Almost finish analytic geometry class
tbh this is a huge improvement, most science I've ever had before was like 2k, highest challenge level 2, highest placement like 75
Oh
Liquid?
It will take some time to get used to.
I hope he doesnt find out the liquid dark matter wormhole stash
lemme go down and check
Btw the cereal box with the 15000 countrylungs and JJClings is down there too
Also how many radisonies are there?
Just 1?
countrylungs?
only 1 but i can build more
I have returned... 40th time...
why is it
that every time I move my progress then move it back
I get logged out of my account
like I can just enter my password and sign in but
why
Hm
bwa
A bug, most likely.
Hell no
I think it found it
It is uhh
Throwing it at me
Huh
hmm
beh ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Hello
Hi:)
hi:?
Hello
hello hi
Hello all.
I wouldn't just believe these tbh
Seems dubious
I mean, I'm sure you're smart, I just don't think this is a good way to confirm it
Humour.
Fr I just watched it
I mean
Not all smart people does these things
Like th dark humor on
Dark humour is most certainly not a sign of intelligence.
If anything, it is quite the opposite.
Well, no.
It’s a sign of immaturity.
Not stupidity.
Hm
Ok
No Im not dw
No, it isn't
Sometimes can be
Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's immature
Isnt dark humor LIKING the bad situation
False equivalence
No
Or trying to make it sound less bad
It's joking about bad situations
Not necessarily
I'm bad at having the right explanation when I need it
Ye but if u were to joke about your dead grandad in a funeral in front of the whole family then theyd get mad and disappointed



