🏠-general

[last gyro]

I'll find some

Most of the cases are purchase done then lost after entering the game for the second time

You should report it in #1010249890414202880

Sigma

[cobalt heath]

that was me

[last gyro]

Cool

[teal valley]

hi

[last gyro]

Hello

[waxen wind]

literally look at what was going on already

iron man was keeping himself together against two super soldiers

keep in mind the reason why iron man even snapped in the first place is cause captain america admitted to knowing about his parents death

and kept it from him

black widow was on iron mans side afterwards

wandas powers hadnt peaked yet either,

do agree though that captain america is a good leader

black panthers entrance though was really nice

[stray minnow]

Yeah I think I gotta disagree lmao

I’m also a huge cap fan so I’m a bit biased

[last gyro]

Erm wha-

I mean it sounds funny but what's the bottom message 😭

[random solstice]

Agreed

[acoustic mica]

I wanted to give this food to begula but he didn't reply
: (

[dreamy bronze]

Does someone know any redeem codes

[acoustic mica]

I think you can ask semblance in the #🎭-semblance channel

Using / codes

[dreamy bronze]

Does someone know any redeem codes

[last gyro]

That is outdated

[random solstice]

Which ones

[last gyro]

Info in @frigid bluff

[random solstice]

Which codes are missing/outdated I mean

[last gyro]

Oh wait they updated the code

Last time I checked it was still outdated

[steel idol]

Beluga in 2025? Wasn't he popular on 2021

[dull shore]

Sometimes a strong emperor like Constantine drove out the barbarians. He also won back the countries that left the Empire but it was still too late to save Rome

[steel idol]

Romans skill issue

[dull shore]

Lol

Guys can I unlock Constantine in Cell to Singularity

I want drive out the barbarians and win back the countries that left Rome but it's still too late to save the Empire

[steel idol]

no

This is not territorial.io

[robust lion]

Nuh uh

[random solstice]

*various Germanic and Celtic peoples

Maybe Slavic, Balkan, Semetic, Iranian, ect.

[acoustic mica]

I mean he made a difference like among us

[stray minnow]

Why do the events take foreverrrrr

[stray minnow]

Yo do we have any vets here

[inland berry]

I see you have recovered your Steam account, haven't you?

[stray minnow]

Yep!

[next ridge]

welcome to steam support! they can take some time because it's not exactly a small platform, but they tend to come through

[inland berry]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/S_96_a0wKa0

[quiet orchid]

Don't click: ||if you are reading this, it is already too late. You have been infected by the curse of pee pee poo poo man. If you don't copy and paste this on 5 different servers, you will face the consequences. I was a victim like you, trying to be free||

[robust lion]

Too bad I’ve seen the golden monkey

[opaque drum]

i remember when i made shit like this years ago 😭

[waxen wind]

makes sense

he got his mjolnir

its alright

[random solstice]

By "his mjolnir" you don't literally mean mjolnir right?

[stray minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/mjolnir-captain-america-gif-21575141

[waxen wind]

the hammer with the enchantment on it

[random solstice]

I know what Thor's hammer is

[waxen wind]

did anything else come to mind

[potent granite]

Hi

[slate turtle]

Oh SHUSH

[steel idol]

Wow

I've been here 3 years

[slate turtle]

🤣

[slate turtle]

ACTSHULLY u joined in 2025 apparently

[fading stream]

yo

[slate turtle]

Yo

[fading stream]

Can't wait for Spooky Summer

[steel idol]

Let's assume that everything after outbreaks are season 3

[steel idol]

I came on December 2021, but that account got locked out, and I got banned a month ago inderectly from a scammer

I was pointing out that the website name was clearly a scam

[slate turtle]

Ah shucks ur here 1 month longer than me

[steel idol]

it appears you were here 11 months before me

[slate turtle]

Oh I swear I joined in 2022

[slate turtle]

Mainly bc I was 13 when I joined and also I found about discord (also if I knew about discord earlier I wouldve joined before 13 💀)

[steel idol]

Jan 13 2021

[slate turtle]

Ye

[fading stream]

Anyone wanna talk about Minecraft village colonization simulations?

[slate turtle]

Minecolonies?

Or something else

[fading stream]

No, like when the player 'colonizes' a village

[slate turtle]

Oh

[fading stream]

Like relocation, building new village structues, turning the village into an outpost for the benefit of the player

[slate turtle]

Ooooo

[steel idol]

Dec 23 2021 was when I came

[slate turtle]

Uk be like

[fading stream]

For some reason I really love the idea of turning the Minecraft world into an industrial and urban location

I actually wanna play on a smaller Minecraft map so I can actually do this

[slate turtle]

Get create mod and that mekanism one

[fading stream]

Unfortunately I only have Bedrock

[slate turtle]

Fucking hell Im still ill and MY EYES ARE BURNING

[fading stream]

They monetized mods

[fading stream]

real

[slate turtle]

Wait u have to pay for mods on pc too?

[fading stream]

Mods on PC are free I think

[slate turtle]

Oh

[steel idol]

charken noogerts

[slate turtle]

Yum

[steel idol]

umm....

[slow terrace]

HOW

[robust lion]

Me when ai

[waxen wind]

who do you play on marvel rivals

[robust lion]

Yes

Idk I go all over

Rally defends on what my team picks and what I’m feeling like

[waxen wind]

i mean do u have any preferences

[robust lion]

Thing, punisher, scarlet witch, Jeff, invisible woman

Rarely I’ll do iron man or Luna snow too

Or yeah and moon knight

[lofty moth]

Flying lion

[fading stream]

I did a thing

[opaque drum]

he did a thing

[robust lion]

Wh-

[steel idol]

How do they know your email

This one isn't so stinky

[robust lion]

YouTube gives you the option to put it on your channel

[steel idol]

i thought they found it from somewhere

[robust lion]

Free day of nitro over

I keep the app icon I guess

But no more emojis

[solemn epoch]

Ffffff

[robust lion]

f?

[last gyro]

Dead chat

[robust lion]

womp

im reading a cool book

<t:1741932000:R>

[slow terrace]

F

[opaque drum]

the #1336772600445009961 thread still goin strong

[steel idol]

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-roll-rick-never-gonna-give-you-up-never-gonna-gif-22954713

[dull shore]

Cell to Singularity is a MASSIVE game. But before it got LOW. I'm still surprised it didn't TAPER or FADE away

[opaque drum]

Could you IMAGINE that though? That would be CRAZY

[slow terrace]

Can I steal it

[dull shore]

Yea

But I did colonize Mars though

Mars is MASSIVE. But compared to Earth, it's just LOW. At least 5 billion years later, Mars won't TAPER or FADE away

[potent granite]

I by mistake deleted the game last night and now i can't restore my progress.

[steel idol]

Did you have a cloud save

[potent granite]

It's say that username or password is incorrect

[steel idol]

are you sure it's the right email and password

[potent granite]

Yeah

[steel idol]

is there a forgot password option

[potent granite]

Yeah but I'm not getting verification code

[steel idol]

is it the correct email

[potent granite]

Yeah

[steel idol]

you can check in your mail app

[potent granite]

What?

[steel idol]

like Gmail or Apple mail

[potent granite]

Yeah I already gmail twice

[steel idol]

contact the cells team

[potent granite]

How?

[potent granite]

Ok thx

[robust lion]

Wow so cool /s

(I woke up at 1 am for this and j am unamused)

[sonic ingot]

woah

[restive depot]

Ya amazing to see a real blood moon eclipse For those that missed it the eclipse https://www.youtube.com/live/YvmxoxVciik?si=_QlRHB9cF4vn5frW

[robust lion]

I’m a little underwhelmed

[restive depot]

The live feed here I posted shows it much better

[robust lion]

Ok back to bed

Bro-

[oblique mortar]

Bruh everyone lives on the opposite side of the world from me 😭

[robust lion]

☹️

[oblique mortar]

Bruh i thought you were gping to sleep

[teal hawk]

Blood moon (saturation increase)

[dreamy bronze]

What is the reality reboot and when is it coming?

[restive depot]

We're at the ending of totality here of the blood moon

[jolly scaffold]

this starts to make me wonder why am i born on the other side of the planet

[last gyro]

Next up is Mar 23

[opaque drum]

YO

JUST NOTICED

IT'S PI DAY

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dim birch]

What is new abt the new update?

[slate turtle]

What country/Continent

[oblique mortar]

Im asian

[slate turtle]

Oh ok so u still live far but not as far as the US is

[oblique mortar]

Welp, almost on the opposite side of the world

[opaque drum]

me, an asian

[oblique mortar]

Ooo

[oblique mortar]

Hello fello asian

[red sky]

@cunning edge

[opaque drum]

WAIT

IT'S NOT JUST PI DAY

IT'S PI DAY FRIDAY

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

[velvet socket]

Oh right

That's cool

[last gyro]

Erm wtf man

It's already 21:36 dude

[robust lion]

Me when

[last gyro]

Bru

Why are there smh gibberish edits that shouldn't happen

[robust lion]

Uh oh

I’ll go

Look into that

[last gyro]

No they're undone

But

What's the point of those edits

[robust lion]

people trying ot be funny

key word trying

[last gyro]

Unfortunately their edits are at beta contents so I can't share it here

[robust lion]

N u t

[last gyro]

But

These mfs deserve to be blocked

[robust lion]

my favorite e29 generator

nut

[last gyro]

[lofty moth]

|| hi ||

Just figuring out how to do that

[last gyro]

Epico

[robust lion]

.

wait no

[red sky]

||8======D||

[red sky]

me too

[graceful plinth]

ayo

[meager marsh]

its pi day!!!

[slate turtle]

Long alien face

[steel idol]

that's not what it's supposed to be

[random solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/what-shcoked-dark-side-realisation-realization-gif-17160225299990709253

[steel idol]

im doomed

there's a tornado

we might lose electricity

[robust lion]

Wh-

[steel idol]

I literally heard sirens and the dang EAS alarm

[robust lion]

Ok time to find your exact location down to the atom /j

[steel idol]

that one that's like "BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa"

[robust lion]

That’s

Bad

[steel idol]

i am on the area where it's the most severe

or 2nd most sever

severe

[steel idol]

humans in 2025 💀 💀

[last gyro]

Tomorrow is test day!!! Smh...

[robust lion]

extraneous solution

[last gyro]

Heya

You should remove that one emoji in the latest version you inserted in version history page

[opaque drum]

🇽

[robust lion]

what emoji

[last gyro]

"Thank you for your support!
-The Cells Team 👶"

[opaque drum]

baby

[robust lion]

OH NO

[steel idol]

Jeff

[opaque drum]

jeff

[robust lion]

that was an insane game

[opaque drum]

who won

[robust lion]

jeff

[steel idol]

bro became a tetrashark

[lament marsh]

95 hours let's go

[obsidian osprey]

The max i got was 41 hours. How did you get so much?

Hey devs, I feel the picture for 'helium flash' for Arcturus is contextually inappropriate to the image and age of the actual star. It shows a picture of WR31a, a Wolf-Rayet star instead. Also WR31a is an ultramassive star still in main sequence, nothing compared to Arcturus.

[teal hawk]

YOU LIVE IN PICO RIVERA?

This means CTS on xbox https://youtube.com/shorts/9EESNv2b5yw?si=7-1EmI1Wzjs8qOxU

[steel idol]

No

[last gyro]

Dead chat --

[rotund ivy]

what is this thing

i keep seeing it everywhere

[last gyro]

it's jeff

i hate dumb typos

[sinful holly]

Hello

[steel idol]

Hi

Link your roles here if you got anything

[opaque drum]

linking no longer works actually

[steel idol]

hm

I got it right before it stopped working then

Neat

[last gyro]

C'mon

[opaque drum]

okay

[potent granite]

What's this?

[last gyro]

Chess puzzle rating

[potent granite]

Oh so it's another game right?

[last gyro]

Yes

Nah ur not expecting that in cells when this is #🏠-general

[potent granite]

@last gyro and did you know that many days it takes to get reply of an email?

[last gyro]

I don't know because I have never contacted them but if I remember correctly devs said they take a look on emails every Monday

[potent granite]

Oh ok thanks you for replying

And also i can't get access to my account coz it's keep saying that username or password is incorrect

And this is happening after i reinstall the app

[lament marsh]

Rapidly tap boost

[robust lion]

Jeff the land shark

From the new hit game marvel rivals

[opaque drum]

mr beast from the hit game fartnight

[robust lion]

Wh-

I got a ghost ping in #🏆-share-your-prestige

[next ridge]

Jeff is older than Rivals!

[robust lion]

I know

All the characters are

[next ridge]

Also, nice rating!

[robust lion]

When were the first marvel comics?

The 60s?

[next ridge]

Could even be 50s

.... Founded in 1939 as "Timely Comics"

And Marvel starting in 61, yup

[robust lion]

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

Haven’t ever heard of timely comics

[next ridge]

Without looking too deep into it, that's probably because going by titles, each name used by that entity focused on different genres

[robust lion]

aw dang it

i was trying to kiss my dog on the head and somehow cracked my lip open

https://tenor.com/view/how-did-this-happen-bill-wurtz-planet-earth-gif-15407593

[last gyro]

Hold up

[robust lion]

https://tenor.com/view/gotg-what-chris-pratt-starlord-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-11287925

[opaque drum]

what about it

[last gyro]

--

[opaque drum]

is there anything wrong or are you just messing with me /genq

[last gyro]

/srs

I thought you are she for a second that's it /l

Later didn't find that funny so pretty boring to tell right

Also just had an argument so not rlly happy...

[zenith gorge]

I got a day of fwee nitwo

YEYEYEYEY

[last gyro]

I got it yesterday lo

[zenith gorge]

my first time with nitro

[last gyro]

🐢

[zenith gorge]

idk what to do with it

[last gyro]

It's a day

And you can't even fucking do anything

[zenith gorge]

ik

[last gyro]

Shit discord at its finest

[zenith gorge]

hehehehehehheee

[last gyro]

Idc about colorful profile
What I want is server boost

And they can't even give that

[zenith gorge]

ik

i tried boosting

[last gyro]

[zenith gorge]

[last gyro]

I just realized I had an argument with my dad literally before test day

[zenith gorge]

idk why that is there btw

[last gyro]

Hmm

[zenith gorge]

ummm okay?

[last gyro]

If I fail the test it wouldn't be my fault only now >:)

[zenith gorge]

[last gyro]

Yeah cuz I (pretended to) read books

[zenith gorge]

study

[zenith gorge]

u r cooked

[opaque drum]

i am though

well, you can also use they

[last gyro]

So funny when I'm copying the entire answer sheet into my notebook and I don't get a slight intelligence from it

[zenith gorge]

wait for proper nitro, do you have to pay once for nitro per month?

[opaque drum]

i don't see why that's something to bring up

[last gyro]

Sussybaka

[zenith gorge]

agreed

[opaque drum]

uhm

[last gyro]

Yea

[zenith gorge]

[last gyro]

You are using those emojis fr

[zenith gorge]

[last gyro]

Idk uhm I'll just read before entering the room ig

[zenith gorge]

i love fwee nitwo

[last gyro]

Invite-only server 😔

That emoji looks fire

[zenith gorge]

[mint bridge]

C2S has alot of great years

2021, 2022, 2023,2024 and even now theres a massive rework coming

but which year was the worst for c2s?

[robust lion]

||2017||

[mint bridge]

true lmao

the worst year imo is definitely 2020

[robust lion]

honestly maybe 2026

[mint bridge]

the game had some big updates like mesozoic vally and primary expansion but it kinda fell into obscurity

[robust lion]

because beyond is finishing this year

and maybe civ too

so besides events what could even be next year

[mint bridge]

something tells me that we are approaching the end of the cells renaissance

unless 2026 is the overhaul of Mesozoic vally

Beyond is finally coming to a conclusion after 4 years
and Civ garden will get more updates after the overhaul

Space content is said to recontiune howevet

[slate turtle]

Dyno is typing...

The bot is sentient now

Like fully

Damn

[mystic ice]

I think that by 2026, either a new main simulation appears (probably about the earth) or the Mesozoic valley has 1000 episodes and it just sucks.

[slate turtle]

Hmmmm do u wanna see my meso valley revamp (havent worked on it for like 2 years and coggle app isnt on android anymore only on website)

[mystic ice]

Ok

[slate turtle]

;)

https://coggle.it/diagram/Zl71NixbA21zAtJu/t/permian-extinction-cutscene

Just go on the website, the pic in embed is like 10p

[mystic ice]

Cool ngl

[slate turtle]

Ty

[mystic ice]

|| I will revive semblance if y’all want 😉 ||

[slate turtle]

Wdym

@mystic ice

[mystic ice]

?

[slate turtle]

Wdym "revive" semblance

FAKE C2S FAN

Blud doesnt know Semblance is a girl

||oh no the pause in everyones typing, ummmm now Im uncertain tbh||

[mystic ice]

Bruh

[mystic ice]

I started playing 1 week ago 😦

[slate turtle]

Oh

Oopsie

[opaque drum]

well you should've known /lh

[mystic ice]

Im gonna take a nap

[opaque drum]

besides doesn't semblance speak in game with a feminine voice anyway

oh wait they removed that did they

[slate turtle]

She speaks?

I always had my volume down bc I prefer soundless gameplay

[robust lion]

only in the intro cutscenes

[slate turtle]

Beyond update when

[robust lion]

tomorrow (real) (totally)

[teal hawk]

Intense camera jitter

[warm knoll]

New update

[teal hawk]

High quality version

[next ridge]

you already said that 20 minutes ago in the actual appropriate channel

[warm knoll]

I want to spread It bruh

[next ridge]

what for? this is the official discord server, and we had an eteveryone ping for the update news.

[random solstice]

Is blud really saying they don't know what chess is

[robust lion]

Perchance

[rotund ivy]

Why does it exist

[random solstice]

Because the devs created it

[waxen mulch]

how long does it usually take between submitting a suggestion and getting a dm about it being posted or not

[robust lion]

couple hours to days

[waxen mulch]

oh dang alr i shant hold my breath

[robust lion]

🤔

what event could that be

6 month ago wouldve been... september?

maybe cryptids?

[next ridge]

that would've been cutting it pretty close imo assuming the field trip was immediately posted

[robust lion]

its definetly not math ai or cheese

[rotund ivy]

happy Caesar assassination day!

[mint bridge]

can i post very old beta content in here?

or no

like from years ago

[robust lion]

uh idk

is it from beyond?

if its content thats been released, id assume so

[mint bridge]

beyond

during mid 2021

[robust lion]

i think its fine

[steel idol]

yeah its already out

Theres nothing to spoil anymore

I joined the game 4 days after game version 8.71 came out

[mint bridge]

if you remember enhancement then your a true beyond og

[last gyro]

That's enhancement not enchantment

[mint bridge]

lmao

enhancement

[last gyro]

Enhancements still exist now

As an official name of Beyond traits

Actually both are official

[mint bridge]

is the original idea of enhancements in cells wiki?

[last gyro]

Eh

I don't think so

[mint bridge]

this version only existed for version 8_65 - 9_20

[last gyro]

🥲

[mint bridge]

way before beyond went global

what it did was give you a bunch of random cards for s certain generator

the number seemed to be capped out at 10 cards

[last gyro]

Isn't that kinda similar to nowadays' geodes or stars

[mint bridge]

yes basically

Stars/Geodes except its an astronomy mission and it gives way less cards overall

but it was extremely overpowered in early game

[last gyro]

Real

I can imagine that

[mint bridge]

because you got enhancements as soon as you began

so instant 10 cards on early generators

[last gyro]

Lol

Epic progress

[mint bridge]

speaking of epic, i remember when they completely crashed the economy

it was so bad it made the giant squid issue look normal

[mint bridge]

why i say epic then? because epic cards were the main reason 😭

[last gyro]

[mint bridge]

Epic cards were buffed to be 3x per upgrade instead of 2x

[steel idol]

I vividly remember that

[mint bridge]

stars also contained way more epic cards too (you got 10 at Level 5)

[steel idol]

i was kind of new when beyond was in public beta

[mint bridge]

so you could theoretically finish episode 1-12 (max at the time) in only 20 minutes

[mint bridge]

same

[steel idol]

i remember being jealous when beta players were playing james webb event

it was in alpha or beta

i had to use my stinky ipad 7 to play it

[mint bridge]

Events had nothing going for them at first tbh

no logits, badges didnt stack, only reward was cubes, no rerun bonuses

[steel idol]

i just thought they were cool

I remember the james webb event being able to be completed in like 10 minutes

Because it was very inflated

[mint bridge]

i think i still hold the record for fastest event completion idk

[steel idol]

you could leave for like 10 seconds the join back and you get like 10 million i forgot

i havent played this event in a long while

[robust lion]

So much dark matter…

[mint bridge]

Pollen event completed in 8 minutes 🔥

[mint bridge]

true… unlimited

[robust lion]

Nowadays DM5 gives 150

Not 720 ):

[last gyro]

Lmao

[mint bridge]

i wonder if the wiki shows world records

[robust lion]

This

[robust lion]

No

[mint bridge]

o

[robust lion]

k

[mint bridge]

i wonder if they show any world records here

i hope im on one!!!!!

[robust lion]

Only for singularity time

[mint bridge]

oh

[near spoke]

Hi.

[robust lion]

E

[robust lion]

Hey

[near spoke]

How do you do the events so fast?

[robust lion]

Lots of badges from previous runs

And 4x boost

[near spoke]

Oh.

How many?

[robust lion]

Uh

[near spoke]

What is that?

[mint bridge]

World records i think
Fastest singularity time: Jojo (22 seconds)
Fastest Event competition: Me? (Pollen at 8 minutes)
Fastest Prestige in Mesozoic vally: Unknown

[mint bridge]

idk if my record is possible to beat now because of the new time flux change

[near spoke]

How does time flux change anything?

[mint bridge]

before there were no limits on how many fluxes you could use

you could spam them instead of waiting 15 minutes

[near spoke]

What do you mean?

[mint bridge]

do you know how you get 4 fluxes?

[near spoke]

Oh.

[mint bridge]

and one refreshes every 15 minutes

you had unlimited back then basically

[near spoke]

Oh, right.

How long have you been playing this game?

[mint bridge]

since 2019

[near spoke]

Oh.

I'm new.

I started this year.

How does Lurkr work?

[robust lion]

Wdym

[near spoke]

I don't understand how the leveling works.

[steel idol]

You keep chatting and gain xp for every time you chat

When you gain enough xp, you level up

Which puts you higher on the server's leaderboard

[robust lion]

There’s also a cooldown of like a minute

[deft spire]

Fastest prestige? I'd say @flint sapphire

I remember he Speedrun meso in few days

[robust lion]

All 550?

[deft spire]

He did reach max, not sure how long it took him

I remember him having paleontologist legend but well
#🦖-paleontologist-chat message

This is definitely the fastest prestige tho

[robust lion]

https://youtu.be/Hex9bR-Owu0 playmoreinside did prestige 10 in an hour and a half

And it’d probably be faster nowadays because that was before the “open all” feature was added

[novel osprey]

what’re y’all’s fastest singularity times

[twin agate]

any working codes guys?

[novel osprey]

i just got 100%

[novel osprey]

do i think /codes in semblance

[robust lion]

use /codes in #🎭-semblance

[robust lion]

1:04

[novel osprey]

dang

i got 1:40

[twin agate]

thx

[untold mural]

1:55

[twin agate]

how to get alot of darwinium

[vernal silo]

How can I get more Darwinium?

• There are several ways to get Darwinium, such as redeeming codes, getting achievements, through news giveaways, or daily cube synthesizer.
• There is also a free link to get Darwinium (not a scam), thanks to @culhacol on Discord.

[untold mural]

Or this one ▶️ #booster-perks 🤩

[twin agate]

rickroll in the big march 25 is insane bro

[steel idol]

big 25???

😭

That's so corny

[robust lion]

huh

i dont get it

is this a reference

[steel idol]

no

people just say that whenever someone mentions a meme thats only like a week old thinking the dinosaurs were laughing at it too

and its so corny

[teal hawk]

Am I cooked?

[rotund ivy]

yeah, your seviper is in your bed

[waxen mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-bans-tool-tripping-balls-gif-22937070

[steel idol]

old english is still running through my veins...

"what's python?"

i didn't know what it was somehow

How was i supposed to help that guy with that answer

when it looks like phaets p3bon to them

[last gyro]

Facts

[steel idol]

i think the stupid stuff i was saying like that would've fit bette in #🌐-international

[opaque drum]

fats pebon

[opaque drum]

i swear to whatever's up there the featured page of wikipedia is so L nowadays

[wicked parcel]

Does anyone know why was dark matter nerfed in Beyond? I had trouble leveling the cards before, but they cut the income in half.. Cash grab?

[dapper garnet]

I'm the opposite. Never been short of dark matter. It's cards I'm short of.

[robust lion]

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING GHOST PINGS IN #🏆-share-your-prestige

[mystic ice]

Wdym “ghost pings”?

[robust lion]

someone pings you then deletes there message

you see that you have a ping in that channel, but when you check theres nothing there

[mystic ice]

Oh that’s annoying

I live in Europe, and most people here are from the US, So I get pinged at 4 AM And it’s just a “I think _____ about this.”

And I can barely sleep

[stray minnow]

Turn off notifications

[opaque drum]

i second this

[graceful plinth]

I've been playing this game since like

2022

2021

and i never finished it

[mystic ice]

It happened overnight I was getting around 1000 dark matter / day and now it’s only 400.

[last gyro]

Dead chat

[mystic ice]

Dead chat x2

[lofty moth]

Still dead

[robust lion]

Wh-

[limpid prawn]

hi

[robust lion]

Hey

[random solstice]

Hello

[deft spire]

That was literally Dyno

He sent a text message so it was being deleted by zeppelin

[robust lion]

bru-

[next ridge]

lol

[robust lion]

yey

[steel idol]

the nether but not

bruhhh i gotta wait 21 minutes to play it

fell off so hard!1!1!

[jolly scaffold]

what happpened to evade

[robust lion]

what is evade

[jolly scaffold]

roblox game

where you get chased by pngs

[steel idol]

new event

i guess they closed it for testing

I havent played this game a lot since summer break ended

[jolly scaffold]

ngl evade is kinda easy because of me baiting the killer in forsaken

[steel idol]

I played it a lot so it got easy

[waxen mulch]

who do you play

im wolverine for life

[robust lion]

i g oall over, but trying to be a IW main

[steel idol]

Jeff

[waxen mulch]

nice, invisible woman is a lot of fun

[thorn basin]

You had one job. Just the one.
I gave you years.
You had an entire multiverse to your name.
And that was all you could do?
Pathetic.
If you are unable to vanquish these "heroes"
I'll do it myself.
You may leave.```

[lavish grove]

umm

[next ridge]

sounds like some high-powered evil entity 👀

[robust lion]

can i friend you

[steel idol]

What is fear faker 😭

Why is there a baby crying halfway through this ad.

[waxen mulch]

go for it

send me your account

[steel idol]

I completely changed the way i wrote d just because i was bored

[steel idol]

This was a few years ago i forgot to mention that

[last gyro]

👍

[steel idol]

I did not know you were here when my old account was not locked out

i only remember you feom like after dec 2022

anyways the reason i got locked out was because i deleted google authenticator after making the 2fa for some reason???

is there a way to recover from that

[steel idol]

Happy new year's

!1!1!1!11!1

[slate turtle]

CHEAPER TOWN HALL 🗣️

The MOON HAUNTED him

[paper robin]

Even though it's WAY too late now

My ode to black hole!

Like a vaccum cleaner of space
You suck in everything with grace!
On your other side might be a white hole
But we won't know til the theory is whole!

[robust delta]

Hi

[deft spire]

Hello

[paper robin]

Oi! Like my ode?!

[somber wren]

Yo guys, i finally copied and saved the true longest word 100% (aka the full name of Titin), i don't think it can fit in Discord here

So i won't paste it here

[robust lion]

Make it a .txt document and send it

[somber wren]

I'll try

Does this work?

[somber wren]

Yo, I just sent the txt file only containing the true longest word

[opaque drum]

that's a really titanic word
or should i say
titinic

[somber wren]

Truly a reference lol

Yeah I make insanely horrible jokes that nobody including myself laughs

[opaque drum]

if nobody laughs, are they jokes to begin with?

[somber wren]

Idk

[robust lion]

20kb…

[random solstice]

If we're being philosophical, I believe whether something is a joke depends on intent

[inland berry]

@paper robin don't post links to other servers, read rules #📜-rules

[thorn basin]

People never listen, do they?

It's always the same little things

[slate turtle]

Im disapppointed, brother

[thorn basin]

They cannot be your true brother, can they?

[slate turtle]

No

[thorn basin]

But you pretend they are, because they share your passion for ducks?

[slate turtle]

Pfps say it all Im a duck so is he, therefore related in some way

[thorn basin]

I will record this for future reference.

[mystic ice]

Bro…

[last gyro]

Greetings from midnight

I hate midnight but idk why I'm here :p

[mystic ice]

Greetings from 6:30 pm

I guess…

[mystic ice]

Why are you up on midnight if you hate it, sleep through midnight

[thorn basin]

Sleep is a low priority

But if there is nothing to be done, it is an excellent way to pass the time

[robust lion]

Guys will a poor internet connection make me fail a captcha

[weary kernel]

Why bother, captchas are pretty much impossible

like bro how the f*** was i supposed to know that a tiny bit of a traffic light was in a box

[robust lion]

Wdym I never struggle with them

[weary kernel]

the only possible ones to me are the "find the different one" and the writing ones, where you have to write the text

[weary kernel]

I can not set up a Steam account solely due to them

[thorn basin]

-# "A CAPTCHA (Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart) is a security measure designed to distinguish between human and automated users, often used to prevent spam and bot attacks on websites."

If you are struggling with a CAPTCHA, perhaps you are not human

[robust lion]

How

They are not hard

[weary kernel]

On my phone, it just logs me out and on pc, the captchas are way too hard for me

[robust lion]

Bruh

[random solstice]

It doesn't care about that, it just cares how your mouse moves

[weary kernel]

oh

[next ridge]

Rule 3...

[dusky gust]

what

lms

its not self advertisement

[next ridge]

That's rule 4. I was talking about rule 3

[dusky gust]

ok

[thorn basin]

All people are the same

[random solstice]

True and false

[thorn basin]

Please, elaborate

[robust lion]

Culhacol

[waxen mulch]

sent you a request

[steel idol]

I think it only has those weird image box things just to really make sure that your movement is human

Those ones where they disappear fast probably give them the most information about whether you’re human or not

What’s ironic is that an A.I. is testing you

[thorn basin]

For all you know, you are being tested at this very moment

[next ridge]

It's really not an AI testing you yes, it's a computer program. No, that doesn't mean it's an AI

[steel idol]

That's what I meant

I forgot what it was for a second

[mint bridge]

helo

[rotund ivy]

what was the cheese in the bot room about?

[steel idol]

app

Idk what it was for

it's just a picture of cheese from what I've seen

and some sound effects

[robust lion]

Cheese

[tribal knot]

I had training at work today. I'm

[steel idol]

My iPad I've had for so long is now out of support 😔

[lavish grove]

How long

[rotund ivy]

Heck you, Apple!!!!!

[steel idol]

Since the first version, iPadOS 13

I got it a month before the iPad 8 came out

I mean at least it will eventually be able to be jailbroken

Apple literally gives a blessing when their devices are out of support sometimes

I had an old iPhone 6S Plus which my brother broke 😔

It went out of support a bit before my brother broke it

I got a new one a few months ago

I jailbroken that thing immediately

[steel idol]

I made a recording with it in the gd thread

[thorn basin]

Is Apple bad?

[tribal knot]

Depends on who you ask.

I'm an Android guy but I have an iPhone as well.

Absolutely love my new Galaxy S25 Ultra.

[steel idol]

As a company, no. But their tactics sometimes are strange

[clear patrol]

chat

i think

[last gyro]

Shush

[clear patrol]

🤓

[last gyro]

🐓

Umm just have this I can't find the emoji

[clear patrol]

🐒

[last gyro]

[last gyro]

ok

[random solstice]

What the hell happened to their face?

[random solstice]

Well then you are

[clear patrol]

so funny

[last gyro]

Wtf

That's like

Nvm

😔

[random solstice]

Pensive? (never actually used as pensive, which is similar to contemplative)

[last gyro]

I guess

[steel idol]

Skinned alive certified

unless that's actually his face then I am deeply sorry

[near spoke]

Could it be a ceramic mask?

Face paint?

Some bits look too chunky.

[meager turret]

cell to singularity more like cell to SINGularity

[near spoke]

?

What.

Do you mean?

Oh.

The event?

[meager turret]

Ye

Good vibrations

[opaque drum]

cell to singularity when cell to fa la laaaa fa la laaaa fa la laa laa laaaa appears

[last gyro]

Wtf

[meager turret]

Yes is Plural

[steel idol]

The only reason I ever made an account on discord was because a gd private server had an update

I could only download it if I joined their server

[teal hawk]

Thsi is how tall my dog is. Ain’t he cute?

[last gyro]

Real

[clear patrol]

so cute 🥰

[last gyro]

Shush 🤫

[opaque drum]

ok

[last gyro]

Wtf

[deft spire]

Found this after searching "shh" lol

[opaque drum]

back when shit was wild lol

also quarter shhh

[last gyro]

"shit was wild"

🤔

"No, I'm not deaf blind mute and disabled"

[fierce crest]

autoclicker go brrrrrrrrrr

lowkey tho

it feels like you get more if you dont click and just get it from time to time

[steel idol]

I gotta deal with seeing phones and laptops and shit going to the wrong father on YouTube shorts

like bro just go the one who looks exactly like you instead of going to something that has the difference of a anglofish's face to a humans

[teal valley]

ok

[ashen prairie]

beep boop

[meager turret]

how to get reality reboot

[deft spire]

If you mean that icon in reality engine, it's currently in alpha, check out #📓-dev-diary

[meager turret]

What does it do?

[deft spire]

#📓-dev-diary has all the info you want

[meager turret]

How to see the info? do you click on it?

[meager turret]

How wild woods there
there I completed your sentence

[deft spire]

Yeah

[meager turret]

Where

[sharp shadow]

Is there a command to see darwinium codes?

[deft spire]

#📓-dev-diary

[deft spire]

Yeah, but wiki has more up to date

[sharp shadow]

Ty!

[meager turret]

So I gotta click on that channel to see info?

[deft spire]

Just click on my message above and it'll take you to that channel

And there just read the dev diary

[wooden spire]

https://tenor.com/view/outer-wilds-hearthian-gangnam-style-gif-8331237790598791296

[meager turret]

I recognize that sped up dance

[wooden spire]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-fake-false-fact-checked-fact-gif-3692826964065029091

[somber wren]

This is one of the longest personal name I have ever copied: Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Xerxes Yancy Zeus

[opaque drum]

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff

[somber wren]

Yep, a German guy who got the longest personal name ever

[last gyro]

Dead chat

[opaque drum]

https://tenor.com/view/v2-ultra-kill-dead-chat-gif-27002020

[last gyro]

Fyi that's 9 minutes you dumbass

/j

-# I feel like I just stole smth

[random solstice]

Lmao

[random solstice]

Why is it in alphabetical order 😭

That's a genuinely awful name

Too many conflicting ideas

[meager turret]

very very very dead chat

[wooden spire]

Can't believe I actually got to use this reaction image

[robust lion]

wh-

[weary kernel]

ok, i set the acc up, but apparently i just am not allowed to play cells on my PC

[weary kernel]

correction: C2S is only playable on steam on windows and mac and i use linux, so.....

[next ridge]

Not helping the robot allegations

[thorn basin]

Conversing with an artificial intelligence is certainly an interesting experience

[slate turtle]

How long did it take u to realise

@raw bough

[weary kernel]

I quickly realized that the video became longer as i watched it somehow

[slate turtle]

WAIT WTF I SKIPPED TO THE END AND TIMER WENT TO 3:14 (vid length is 3:12)

Or well about the end, I was watching the last 10 sec

And timer kept going to 3:14 before video replayed

Also took me most of the video tp realise it was a loop

[weary kernel]

maybe it was was 3 minutes and ((pi - 3) * 100) seconds? cuz that would be ~ 3 minutes and 14.1592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117068

[weary kernel]

I copied the number from my calc

[rotund ivy]

That's embarrassing.

[weary kernel]

agreed, it was pretty obvious

[slate turtle]

Bruh

[opaque drum]

kepler

[robust lion]

huh

[raw bough]

Oh....

[steel idol]

something I hate in evade is when you get downed or whatever it's called and someone picks you up and takes you to the other sid of the map where nobody is and they get downed

[raw vine]

So… Vela is missing a star even if it’s completed

[random solstice]

That seems like a visual bug

I would recommend restarting the game if you want to fix this

[robust lion]

Actually it’s not. It overlaps with Carina and puppis, so one of the stars in puppis covers one of the stars in vela, and one of the stars in vela covers one of the stars in Carina

Also dang bro 105 cards

[raw vine]

Look at this

That’s a visual bug dude

[steel idol]

Why does this occasionally happen

[raw vine]

Dude those cards are USELESS they’ll just waste my dark matter

[robust lion]

What is “this”

[robust lion]

Fair

[raw vine]

But you saw my screenrecorded video right?

[robust lion]

Yes

[raw vine]

You agree it’s a visual bug?

[robust lion]

I guess

[steel idol]

The wallpaper gets blurred out it’s so weird

[raw vine]

Bruh

[meager turret]

read your emails

[steel idol]

It's useless stuff mostly

[meager turret]

check your youtube notifications

[steel idol]

No

that doesn't make sense

[stray minnow]

You think that’s a bad number for emails?

[random solstice]

I have 5746 stacked up, and I won't check them

I want to see how far it can go

[stray minnow]

I think it’ll become 9999+

Happened to me once

[random solstice]

Yeah ok but you're an adult no?

[stray minnow]

Yes?

[random solstice]

Adults typically get a vastly larger volume of emails due to mailing lists, ect

Yk, the goofy lists for discounts

[last gyro]

Sadly LINE is a messaging app not mail 😔

[stray minnow]

🤨 how old are you?

[last gyro]

Couldn't rlly flex

[near spoke]

Hi.

[stray minnow]

Holy crap

Lemme find my friend’s discord notifs

[random solstice]

Almost an adult

Soon™

[last gyro]

People keep using ™ emoji

[near spoke]

Why?

[last gyro]

I have the text version >:)

[near spoke]

Why does everyone use that?

[last gyro]

Cuz

Soon™

[near spoke]

I'm confused.

[opaque drum]

Hawkal Tuahate™️

[random solstice]

Thanks for the vastly superior symbol

[last gyro]

Shushushshhshshs

Ok fr stfu /j

[near spoke]

™

[random solstice]

Is this like a Khaganate?

[stray minnow]

Trademark

[near spoke]

™
™

[stray minnow]

Natasha Romanoff™

[near spoke]

I can't tell the difference.

[random solstice]

Aka Black Widow

A peak hero indeed

[stray minnow]

One of the best avengers

[random solstice]

Agreed

[last gyro]

Wha

[stray minnow]

I watched this lady break her own fuckin nose today

[last gyro]

Oh

[stray minnow]

Then snap it back

And she didn’t even fucking flinch

[random solstice]

Lmao

[stray minnow]

Wtf Nat

[last gyro]

I have never watched Avengers 😔

[stray minnow]

WATCH THEMMMMM

[random solstice]

It's fairly good

[stray minnow]

start with captain america: the first avenger

Steggy my love 😭

[last gyro]

Why

[stray minnow]

Because they movies are amazing

[last gyro]

I've watched like 5 movies in my entire life

[stray minnow]

@-@

[random solstice]

Damn

[stray minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/steggy-peggy-carter-captain-america-hayley-atwell-sebastian-stan-gif-5135717

[robust lion]

It’s a shame black widow kinda sucks in marvel rivals

[random solstice]

Then maybe there's a few you should watch first

[stray minnow]

Peggy Carter ❤️❤️

[last gyro]

My TV is for news only, sorry 🥲

[stray minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/peggy-carter-hayley-atwell-gif-23518589

The things this woman could do

[random solstice]

Like... idfk Princess Bride, maybe?

[stray minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-carter-this-strange-is-even-more-arrogant-that-ours-hayley-atwell-doctor-strange-in-the-multiverse-of-madness-peggy-carter-gif-26031103

ugh noooo.

[rustic belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-march-25-2025-spread-the-word-brainrot-colonize-youtube-gif-14552476345924140622

[random solstice]

I don't watch that many movies

[last gyro]

I only know

Like

Old thingies

Cuz my parents watch them

[random solstice]

Like?

[last gyro]

I didn't really focus anyway 😂

[stray minnow]

Do you have a dvd player?

[random solstice]

How old

[last gyro]

It's broken

[stray minnow]

…they’re 20 bucks

[last gyro]

Not really around 2000 ig?

[random solstice]

That's not old what

[last gyro]

2000 years

[stray minnow]

https://www.google.com/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwjpv93Tg5WMAxU6wp8JHWXBJWgYABAaGgJtZA&co=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI6b_d04OVjAMVOsKfCR1lwSVoEAQYAyABEgLkafD_BwE&sph=&cce=1&sig=AOD64_3hvqjkhd_Gc86R-F0iU8y6BO4xNA&ctype=5&q=&ved=2ahUKEwiZjdnTg5WMAxVWv4kEHTV3MaEQwg8oAHoECAgQHw&adurl=

Here’s one for a comp

[stray minnow]

Broski calling shrek old

[last gyro]

They're 2000 years old fr

[stray minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/yuimetal-gif-2236335851178412850

[last gyro]

Anyways

[stray minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-meme-shrekdancing-gif-26959306

[last gyro]

Shrek

Damn

[stray minnow]

See? You know movies

[last gyro]

I know him cuz

[robust lion]

I haven’t watched the news in months

[last gyro]

😭🙏

[last gyro]

I like to get myself updated with the world

Cuz

[random solstice]

Same

[stray minnow]

How old are you 😭 dang

[random solstice]

I don't want to

[last gyro]

Thailand politics itself is an intense movie

[stray minnow]

You can do both

[random solstice]

Why

[opaque drum]

explosion

[robust lion]

Who are you asking

[random solstice]

Woah it's whail

[last gyro]

Fr younger than you all

[stray minnow]

Electro acts like an old man

[rustic belfry]

@random solstice

[last gyro]

It's not wrong dude

[random solstice]

Lmao

[stray minnow]

Elector?

[random solstice]

What

Hi

[opaque drum]

your ignorance is at the cost of democracy