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Reliving my technoblade fan days
But someone told me he wasn’t in the us group or smth
yoo technoblade
But I guess it doesn’t matter
WHERE
It was Whail
wasn't a big fan of him but my sibling was so that's epic
Wh
i done mess up :(
How about I kill you and steal your identity
Interesting
Good lick killing the sun bob the builder
*luck
*lick
Alright come here 👅
A
pervsei /j
My name is Metal Cooler, the big Gete star allowed me to cheat death
Done
et voila! new family tree with tani in it
I cast melting you with large heat and carving you into a giant pp
Bro
top 10 worst deaths in history
15 names already
number 2 will shock you
Why Aquila is the great great grandfather of them all
Hes papa
i think quarter called him daddy once or something
or aquila did an "i'm dad" joke
i forgor
@deft spire
Is this 15 names
Who is this
Why was I summoned
I read it out loud and my neighbour shit himself violently wth is this WITCHCRAFT
New record: 15 names
“K.JJC ElMaQuWhaBSyQuaCorEGoHlnCo”
Cooler got crushed against the sun and survived
Cooler is stronger than the sun
I am cooler
papa
Time to change back
Bro just slapped my name in there and called it a day
A day, a week and a month
No tf you arent. Get carved malleable idoit
E
A century
nah, i called it "done" 😎
An 💥era💥
(said with sigma tone so i sound cool)
Rho = 1/sigma
Wha
In electricity
One like = 1 sigma
@neon imp I've done the work
FREEDOM
I hate it when you still have school work AFTER school final exams
But I've finished it
So ABSOLUTE FREEDOM
🎉
I still haven’t touched
Im ignoring it on purpose
But I chose the sentences btw
You chose the sentences bru
@last gyro I used that corrupted page
Don't waste ur time
Only 1
Analyzing them is not easy
Epico
1 page = 8 sentences
idk what's with me but i've done only 2 homeworks out of like uhhh 2 months' worth :3
Surgo Avelieo
i am fucked
Epic
I did 15 papers in a week give me a break
E
I've around 26 in 2 months ✨
And a million dollars
Bru
Bro took the whole day for just 6 sentences
You make sure it never 8
you did a million dollars? dang, people mean it when they say they love money
I need 8 sentences
I am so upset nobody saw the pun i made
Gl analyzing them
6 is hard enough
Get*
you ate with that one
I want a million dollars
Ty
honest reaction (mythical discord emoji icon pull)
@neon imp All through 3 years, not counting offline works and archived classes
Yayayay
insane
Epic
devs be busy rn
Who is japanaman im so confused
Idk
wait oh yeah
Happy birthday!!
Wha-
To this
Icthyosaur doesn't exist xd
never forget when ballsy blaisei "typo"ed you as yaoi
i mean u to i makes sense since they're next to each other but where tf did the a come from
In mobile (in my keyboard) the single caps lock (for one letter) is just below the "a"
maybe he wanted to type "You" maybe
COLIN?!
New guy maybe?
Yoo
Rip Corvus
I hope next event I will get a normal division
yesyes
what
How do i restart my progress in game???
As in start from the very beginning?
yes i guess
Yes
I’d assume so
I'm on android and I don't use money to pay for things in games.
you stupid
E
Lol
should i do the moon page today
'Bro did the impossible'
i wanna do all three
so the beyond pages that need updating are
moon-oort cloud
and barnards star-trappist 1 system
28+
15
43 pages
hmm bad idea
nah i wont do that
sure
for some reason i thought the nebulas were on the old version but apparently not
Weird how in the early ages this game was called 'Cells to Singularity'
me when extropy
I think I did it since way before they're in work in progress category for some reason
Also trappist-1 is already finished
Bru
186-f isn't
Gotta start off with this one
I... was wrong
The info box isn't updated since A*
yes
Sus
He's already prepared when I'm going to go outside 😭
is this an edit war or
Hey hey
1266 DAYS?
Yeah, I haven't played in a while
Just redownloaded it
Of course I forgot pretty much everything
"a while"
At 31 years that qualifies as a while
lol
Playing cells to Singularity.
fair enough
Bro used 300% of his brain 


300% of zero is still zero
(map mode dinosaur island WHEN)
💀
Bro had to pull out the human skull for this one 
E
L
E
C
T
O
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U
S
Congrats
What did we win
Idek
Which is better
@potent granite I am pretty sure that is against rule 3.
what rule
oh ok
I juat joined what is the Phobos upgrade do?
Makes mars cheaper
Thank you
phobos actually gives you fear and panic
That is mean…
You grinding on event on all 84 hours of the event
How so
No prize for saying Electorus correctly
Also finally Electorus is added to my phone dictionary
hey
i discover that i am bisexual...
yeah i feel no different
TIME TO REACH MAXIMUM LEVEL
…
U gotta purchase
With entropy
No, after you get artifact you have to purchase it with entropy
In the primary sim itself
Howww
Yeah
i'll give you a prize 
take this 1 (one) singular digital discord emoji form darwinium cube
Well that’s it
There’s nothing you can do
Except grind meso, badges, and beyond
guys rate my top artists
Who
by the leptons your pfp scared me for a sec
someone else i know has that pfp and i was like "shit did they know i'm in this server"
exactly the same?
HELP MY SISTER RICKROLLED ME ON HER FLUTE
What's the squid do? On the side of the screen? And everytime you reset you're dinaaours does it do anything?
gives a massive boost to jellyfish
What does that mean tho? I'm day 2 in this game
OH NANOBOTS
when you press the button it spawns a couple helpers that automatically click for you
Oh that's it? I was like what is that. Cool
So everytime you send the meteor does that do anything? To you're main time line or the dinosaur timeline and also thank you for answering
the meteor doesn't do anything to the main simulation
the meteor resets your dinosaur simulation though, but every reset increases your main sim's speed
You forgot Quarter's lover Bloodyberry Comb Jelly [sic]
It was prophesized all along...
@patent yarrow holy shit
Source in case it's necessary to understand the hell around the center (note lizzie is still daughter, sister, mother, and partner to blaisei)
Wait is this in the tree
Oh how the turn tables
Is this there
Also this, I guess...
Tree?
HAHAHA, well, I was I suppose
But no longer
NO-
Wait, this was done now
Cool
Hehehe
Holy shit this
Hehehe
Tree.
omg @random solstice thx thx thx thx thx thx for family tree lore searching
Tree
next time i have my laptop i'm gonna bring back this chaos
Tree /j
Wait did you I thought it was aeg from searching
Tree- oh, that's already there
my god.
Maybe you shouldn't add this one to the tree...
One of the two times I got some sort of warn
One was SirH being silly and thinking Colin nerding out on a game that I was interested in was Colin being hacked and then promoting, the other was this
There was also the time where I got muted accidentally for saying freedom nitrogen
(I was referencing a scam and declaring it as so)
Unless dms ig
nah i'm good
Ok
Last 4 pages
Cool
Maybe? Seems like mild integrity decrease
As displayed in an irrelevant setting here
lmao i changed did i
Good question, maybe parts
Mayhaps, mayhapsn't
More mentions, lower prio
Mentions
Not necessarily links
Wall of text I'm not reading rn
Add it, add greg gang
And the -us family
Yeah idk it's a reference to the tree and potentially something but it was rejected
guy NAGGED me to be on the tree
Well this is dead
still kinda follow it tho
major difference being i now add everyone if they want (BUT without ties)
Ye
Still true, even if aeg did it first
NO HE DIDN'T >:(
Yeah it wasn't
Fun fact: that's the application I used to make an irl family tree
coolio
Referencing here for potential brevity
Oh yeah, this happened now 9minus the disowning that canonically was a joke)
Done
Actual idea (no, but potential for a connection)
What the hell, THIS IS UNREADABLE
it's perfect.
Done
but that's too late for this server's family tree since i made it too strict and rigorous
i don't think fucking would count as marriage/partner
besides back then basically everyone fucked each other so
it'll be a mess to draw...
just like how it was a mess in bed back then
Ok finally all 631 results of from: wildwhail tree done
I'd have to do all variations on it too
yes, lizzie's dad is quarter, sampe is quarter's brother
already added
Cute dog not mine
ok tbh i'm not sure if i should read this
Holy shit
About 3 and a half YEARS
FEAR AND HUNGER!!!
Some game reference
@random solstice ok so i added the stuff you referenced
well, most of it
i combined the whole "lizzie - blaisei's mom -> blaisei" thing with the "lizzie is partner mom daughter sibling of blaisei" thing
Cool but I still need Bloodyberry Comb Jelly
wher sourc
,
just realised how saturated things are in my phone compared to my laptop
also 안녕 we19
jumpscare korean :trollface:
Cool cat
hi everyone
time paradox
omg
Dead chat
Fr
I swear when I had school, this chat was like 10x more active, and now I have a break for 2 weeks and it's almost completely dead or at least way less active
That's because I'm learning AI to finally help you and Colin answering other people about Cells cuz I'm kind of interested :p
lol
That's great! lol
Can't wait
can i into tree?
why is a cricket what did i miss
oh hi there toastedgaming
yea sure but i'm gonna have to put you in the corner connected to nobody for now
if a silly were to happen, that could turn to canon and be added to the tree
Stop 😭
damn you got a daddy?
"yo daddy quarter"
— worst pick up line in history
dang 12 devs online
hello
hey i just wanna get this cleared up before i spend a billion logits
seems like theres a channel for this. damn
10000% + 90B% of that
pretty sure its multiplicativw
that will def make it way easier to get metabits
at least i think
Nope
Ideas dont help with metabits
wait what
They do, but only for a while
Get entropy boosting thingys
damnn
Since entropy overtakes idea production fairly fast
yeah my friend is somehow making 300m while i make like 15m
Buy capybara
nature > humanity
Capybara defintely isn't cosmetic, same for giant squid
Tho you don't have enough entropy to buy giant squid upgrades so go for capybara first
If it says “unlocks traits” or “unlocks upgrade nodes” then it will boost
oh...
thats
yeah i seems i am dumb
Nah, happens to the best of us
Yeah capy is very good
ty all so much i would have never been able to actually progress at 13m metabits p sec at most 😭
(w/o boosts cuz im lazy sometimes)
im assuming squid gonna be way better
wait let me show you sum
Squid will speed you up a similar amount but at the higher levels if that makes sense
Squid is like capy but later game
that makes sense
max youll get is around this
ive unlocked almost everything in main ngl
still cant get the last one
i used to play this a long time ago and picked it up like, a few months ago
Rookie numbers
Your progress in game
coolie!
you prob got neutrino expaansion
You shared a screenshot on #🏆-share-your-prestige, a place where you get roles by sending your progress lol
Nope
I have 650 Glires
im still rewind 3
i hope some day we get stuff here, ngl i remember being like "woah i wonder whats after the mars line"
this game is incredibly well made tho
oh thats very cool
might look up what roles exist so i can try to get them
I'll send my stats page one sec
Command /roles in #🎭-semblance
zamn
i have so much to do, damn
i should prob finish meso
this game has so much more
but its kinda boring
finish beyound vro
Note that you can't get all the roles mentioned in the command
Eh, maybe someday
its fun vro
ofc i can't get dev or smth lol
beyond my goat ❤️
space is so cool
Hello all
Hello there
Actually speaking of this
It seems at some point (probably many months ago) I lost my team plants role
I can’t tell if you gave it back and are gaslighting me into thinking that I never lost it, or if I’m stupid and I actually never did lose it
Oh well
Wiki time
Ok I found aegeon's first family tree ig
Which clearly references an earlier Whail tree
And here's whail's first tree
7 days earlier
why is it not filling up it just sits there
whats not filling up?
oh, thats because your score in level 41 is only 23k. the rest of the 1.5M is used for the levels before it
⬆️ above me has a pet huntsman spider and below me is a person who got bit by it⬇️
It does feel like that
Maybe you just don't realize how much you read
Holy shit you got me
I'm fine dw
AHahduiahia
IAODM
akxmaoa
AHHHH
Finish beyond Quarter, damn
I see it there dw
Tbf, Journey to the Galactic Core is a peak episode
Ahh but the garden
And completionism
Also canonically Quarter has (had) at least 7 wives
I'm too lazy
You finished all 550 meso ranks
You don’t get to use that excuse
Ehhh, finee
What?
What?
Is this documented
Also the Whail-Aegeon marriage, is that documented?
It's confirmed so many times
And this, damn nanikirby's marriages are as bad as any
Blaisei and a specific deleted user
It do be like that
Joshi?
Especially early
Because its a special currency that's only obtainable in one way, through events
The deleted user or the new guy
deleted user
I wish Joshi would come back 😭
because theres only 27 (soon to be 28) levels
Same for Venom
vs the 550 with mesozoic valley
Yeah but 8 minute generators?
I'd beat lvl 25 in next 2 minutes but my phone died 
That's where I'm at right now
Lmao
You've seen nothing yet
Well that was rude, you don't have to point it out
someone's never played the ai event
I found the first ⬆️ relation/action ⬇️ message
(Moving message from #💬-cells-chat
We are not doing that again, I swear-
I've literally been playing this game on and off for 24 hours, I have 200 amino acids and rainbow flatworms, I'm addicted😭
200 amino acids are heading to your directions as of right now
WHAT??? D:
hey whyd we ever remove yggdrasil
o
I found a dinosaur in a suit, is that Archie?
very silly, i need to draw him now
Tree :trollface:
We love Archie
indeed
Funny chain
Real
I don't think this is in the tree yet
Lmao
Also wouldn't it be funny if this counted
why are you going down this rabit hole
Ok ok let me pull up the tree in another window
Fun'
This is on the tree
This isn't
This is
This is
This isn't
This isn't :trollface:
This isn't
Put this on the tree
Neither of these on the tree (ofc they may have less validity but that's not for me to decide)
Not on the tree
Not on the tree yet
Isn't on the tree
This is also
This isn't
Also one source of that
I'm caught up now, time to continue the actual messages
💀
Undocumented
Believe it or not, the middle is way worse than the current tree
Hey whail life advice don't marry your grandparents again
Also god dammit
Well ok but I mean it happened I guess
True lmao
It's not a ping 😭
Ok I'm married to Cricket this is going on the tree
what if you mad eyour own rteee
Oh, well, there's probably a lot of these
-bbut it wouldn't be canon
Aww, self marriage
have you ever heard of
Woah it's me
fan fic
nuh uh, not doing it
Well not right now
I can't say for the future
Fritro...
Come back Fritro
We miss you
OH NO
What is this supposed to mean lol
Rare ⬆️ ⬇️ non-family tree usage
Incomprehensible
.....
This could count yk
⬆️ guy above me is archie
⬆️ guy above me just exploded
⬆️ person above me married person below ⬇️
⬆️ guy above me is capping ⬆️
GOD DAMMIT

I don't know about this
you thought
Adoption denied or something
...I'm not sure this is canon either, due to the... complications it would add to the tree
Well there was only 11 ↕️ messages (now there's 12)
??
⬆️ person above me listening to rickroll along with the person below ⬇️
Yeah I'm doing married now, deal with it
Ok sure (I'm not)
Failed
One of the first real ones (already on the tree)
Lmao, first official marriage in the server
Not anymore, this is nostalgia
Or for me, Anemoia
Ooh, recent deving of SirH
Congratulations, 2- 3 YEARS late
Di- did it work?
Iirc SirH denied it
Tree 💀
(Very hard to interpret that in terms of what's on the tree, dw about that one)
Hmmm
Damn
This can unironically go on the tree and would make sense
Lmao, this is so funny in context
no
Not wrong
It was ineffective! Or was it?
Given Deleted User, you may be right
Ok I assume this user is "Another Soul" then? Or just "Soul"
"It's a Friday freaking night" - me, just now (I didn't realize)
I suspect I mentioned this already
Yo hello
-# This user is under the supervision of the FBI
Some old colour coding by Cast
Hello
I hope I'm not scaring people away by doing this
You said this in reference to skull emojis
Depends
There expensive . Are they still there after you reset ?
yes.
Thank you. It's nive being around ppl that understand and like this game. Is hard to explain jt to other ppl
Use this https://coggle.it/diagram/ZuS5sqWLaORTct6D/t/what-to-buy-with-logits-by-culhacol-updated-10-21-24/3f208013d1cda066b5e616fa3225724a1d9bcc0bb5ef8e8474dbb33a21b40326
Credit: ColinNotDev
Lmao
Lore accurate
Hahha
Whats giant squid? Where can I get one
Logit shop as well
its an augmentation
costs 100 logits and 2.51E51/Hdc Entropy
Go for Capybara first
Then Giant Squid
Capybara will make Giant Squid more affordable
No?
Please provide the accurate image I don't want to right now
cant
Not on the tree, yet
Whats meso production?
Canon?
Maybe we should ask Aquila
@ csstuffaquila421
This was Aegeon's standard huh
True
SirH confrsm ?!11/1??
,,
a
- Blaisei, 2022
What a compliment
This didn't happen afaik
Also I think I'm scaring people away 😭
yes
very much
buy all of them
I finished this
did you buy the entropy trophy
This
Oh yeah, before Fel- oh wait spoiler?
Was i supposed to buy entropy first?
You bought Capybara before Feliforms?
Yeah?
Plus, i think you bought the Capybara a bit too early
Damn so what should I buy?
Finish all free part of the game (like the main one, the one that needs metabits to unlock, the one that requires a certain amount of ranks in Mesozoic Valley)
After that, buy Reality Engine upgrades
wait yeah
You probably should get all of them (except Neutrino Expansion, cuz it's too expensive)
dude you have 6 reality engine upgrades you can buy
Then, focus on Mesozoic Valley and Beyond, as they could be a bit of a boost to the Primary Simulation speed
Click/Tap on the currency bar
Yes, it's that
Ohh. Like reset my game
Yeah, but you have to shut down your simulation to buy the Reality Engine upgrade tho
Shutting down the simulation is like getting Singularity i mean
after the first reset, you have to manually reset
press the currency bar
then the red button
then ok
-# if this guy says "whats an achievement" im uninstalling discord
No
It's just a mark of your progress
Getting all the main ones means you have completed the simulation (the main achievements doesn't count the secret ones)
I mean they give you currency. But it depends on you're level.
Yeah, so getvthem
bottom left
Bottom left (and get more nanobot, too)
Ok thank you. I've been really lost
Also this is what I was talking about
They give you currency when you unlock them based of ur level. So I was saving them for when I really needed them?
You can unlock them when you're out of money
Also, please focus more on Beyond
Get to Episode 5 or 6 should be good enough
And focus on the exploration events too, as each of them give you 3 badges, which speeds up all simulation by 1%
You don't have to get all of them tho
After a while is it the same exploration events. Or do they never come.back?
They will come back in a while
meso is easier
Oh i forgot
Focus on Mesozoic Valley too, they could become a bit of a boost to the Primary Simulation
I try getting top 10 in the ai and fish one but man. It's impossible with the time given. I got top 25 both times
My meso is lvl 12 now
Dang, top 25 is good bro
You could unlock a new dinosaur in rank 14
Just claim all of them. They give money, but too little and doesn't give you any benefit
I kept checking my phone every hour haha and upgrading. So does the badges and everything else. Effect exploration events?
fellas ima be fr Im gonna be busy af again
Badge will speed an exploration event that they belongs by 5%, 10% or 15% (For example: Hive Mind badge will speed Mind Machine, which is where they belong by 10%)
Check Cells To Singularity Wiki if you want
Ohhh. So that's how people are getting top 10. Cuz I really tried and the best I got was #13 and was still 500 of the blue things away from top 10.
They probably got a certain amount of badges and are participating in an exploration event that those badge belong to
Idk
Thank you for all the info you guys are amazing
I've been really lost past couple of days
Np
Never sent a message in this server
Requested me and I accepted, but I’ll unfriend and block at the slightest suspicion
Colin looks like Semblance
it's free cause of infinity pass, iirc you can get 2 every 4 hours, so it may be worth saving if it won't take long to get to a later rank
Hh ok
Come on someone be my friend ingame
My ign Aakif
Please i have 0 friends 😧🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘
Hopefully not too active. So I can compare, compete and WIN
dawg
They also join later on. That way they have less competition.
Can I join in lol?
yes
but again, you'll be put in the corner without connections in the meantime
"a silly" as in something funny that can be interpreted in a family sense
Guys how do I get these nodes
You have to unlock some trophies so you can unlock those upgrades
But why it doesn’t show a cyan green shade like the others
It's an upgrade. When not unlocked, it shows a dot. But the trophy will show its model and not a dot
So u mean there’s an upgrade that I can only get until i unlock some other trophies
Yes
Alr which trophies
Not sure, but i think it's Göbleki Tepe
Dead chat
airstrikes
