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so... right now, you can see both at the same time?

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like, in this instant?

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i'm not sure if that works...

next ridge
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That's not what you asked

opaque drum
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i guess that's fair

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i did imply "right now" though, like every poll does

next ridge
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You used past tense, which excludes "right now" by default

opaque drum
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fuck that's right

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looks like other is def winning this poll

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anyways i love how it's just unexplained what the fuck happened to barry

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guh (with dread) why am i STALLING

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[insert sign-on sequence]

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Welcome, epic viewers of my epic show that defies space and time for some reason, welcome back to Finding Barr- I mean, SWOHTOCE! Heh-heh... ehm-

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Let's just get right into the fight!

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-# that edit was so unnecessary lol @little stump we19 ping

robust lion
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Congratulations!

little stump
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-# i love writing a paragraph for 10 minutes only for discord to glitch :3

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On one side we have one of the most important and powerful entities in all of Reality, the lead manager Semblance's Main Simulation™️ and leader of the Formulation of the Universe Council (FUC), with the inherent height of a microchip, although she could resize at will, and a staunch enjoyer of classical music, Metaphysica Veritius Fundamentalis, lead engineer of Reality™️!

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-# nvm it was just the server blocking the f word but k turns into an c for some reason

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On the other side we have a sample of a mutagenic chemical, discovered in South Dakota in 1990 near a particularly well known T. rex fossil, with extremely unpredictable large-scale reactions to genetic material, and conjectured to be behind all dinosaur evolution in the Mesozoic era, Psceana™️! Does every contestant really have something trademarked...

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Begin!

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Metaphysica Veritius Fundamentalis goes first!

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little_metabit Metaphysica Veritius Fundamentalis uses Ante Genesim, travelling back in time into the Bing Bang!

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The immense heat and pressure causes particular instability to the molecular structure, evaporating multiple key bio-molecules and attacking Psceana™️ for 80%! Significantly effective!

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little_mutagen Pscaena™️ uses... Warm Climate? Evolves to adapt in such high temperatures and exploits it for even further biological evolutions! Increases possible mutations by 100% and increases defence to 25%! Very effective.

robust lion
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little_metabit Metaphysica Veritius Fundamentalis uses Magnum Impāctum, sending Pscaena right into the Theia-Earth collision!

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The gravitational forces of the two celestial bodies are enhanced, causing the entire Solar System to shrink and be pulled into this collision!

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Everything crashes into each other with such force and velocity, damaging Pscaena down to 6% health and completely reducing defence! All of the planets eventually combine into one super gas giant with Pscaena as its centre, subjecting it to colossal storms! Significantly effective!

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-# this is so silly

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little_mutagen What's this? Pscaena™️ uses Hollow Bones! Generates a skeletal structure to said gas giant, granting it control of the entire planet! Greatly effective!

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little_metabit Metaphysica Veritius Fundamentalis uses Praeparātiō, increases defence and damage by 40% and prepares for a bigger move! It skips the turn.

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h u h

glossy meteor
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crazy

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little_mutagen Pscaena™️ uses Mega Volcano, turning the gas giant into literally hell, and blasts Metaphysica Veritius Fundamentalis with a jet of storm and lava with a diameter of 11 Earths! It engulfs the entity and torments it with horrors beyond human comprehension! Reduces health by 50% but, due to the defence and Praeparātiō, 50% of the damage deflects back to Pscaena, it going down to 2%! Greatly effective, but also risky

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little_metabit Metaphysica Veritius Fundamentalis uses... the phone? Wait no, she's calling for back-up! Could it be...

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black_hole Aldous Gilgametricus Doxomath Mechanica Pillaridus?! I thought you were dead!

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Huh, it seems that Metaphysica Veritius Fundamentalis has bent the fabric of space-time itself, reaching back into the past to wormhole Aldous Gilgametricus Doxomath Mechanica Pillaridus from before the match with Archie into the current moment! Quite a strategy.

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black_hole Aldous Gilgametricus Doxomath Mechanica Pillaridus uses Absorbens Imperia, a signature move!

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what are you talking about 💀

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Absorbs 20 anticyclonic layers of Pscaena's gas giant, converting it into a powerful accretion disc that disintegrates the Mega Volcano, causing a nucleo-electrolytico-exothermic reaction that destabilise geothermic activity of the gas giant and pulvarising its defenseful atmosphere, dropping defense down to 0%! Significantly effective!

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little_mutagen Pscaena™️ is skipped a turn due to the intense physical condition of the gas giant!

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little_metabit Metaphysica Veritius Fundamentalis uses the MODIFICANS FUNDAMENTALIS and BENDS REALITY, causing yet another CONVERGENCE OF A MULTITUDE OF ERAS!

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It seizes EVERY POSSIBLE TIMELINE and COMPACT IT INTO AN 11-DIMENSIONAL SINGULARITY!!

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Metaphysica Veritius Fundamentalis uses QUANTUMLY INTERLOCKING CHRONOLOGICAL POSITIONS and SUBJECTS THE GAS GIANT TO IT, causing it to GET RIPPED OUT INTO DIFFERENT SPACE-TIME FABRICS and DISINTEGRATE!

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bro, your just flooding the chat with nonsense 💀

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It now COPIES THE DIMENSIONAL SINGULARITY TO FILL ALL OF INFINITY, forming a FUNDAMENTAL SCAFFOLDING TO ALTER REALITY!!

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wow

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PSCAENA IS NOW SUBJECTED TO THE COMPACTED DEFORMATIONS OF EVERY UNIVERSE, EVERY MOMENT OF TIME, AND EVERY LOCATION IN SPACE, ALL AT ONCE, COMPLETELY DISATTATCHING THE VERY QUARKS AND GLUONS IT WAS COMPOSED OF!!!

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...

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I don't think the cleaning team will like this-

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metabit🎉

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How is this show even capable of contacting contestants like these anyways...

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Stay tuned for more SWOHTOCE! The next match will be (checks a bunch of even more lost notes) between stardust and logit

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WHO WOULD WIN?
stardust Lorraine Jinglesteve, sample from Proxima Centauri
🆚
logit THE LOGIT's younger brother

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GASP

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FINALLY

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FRESH AIR

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I AM FREE FROM THIS STUPID ASS TORTURE I INFLICTED ON MYSELF THAT I CLEVERLY DISGUISE AS A LITTLE EMOJI FIGHT THING

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LOOK AT THIS
RESEARCH

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@little stump I NEED NAME IDEAS I KNOW IT'S MIDNIGHT AAEEAEAAAAEA

opaque drum
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oh

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but what are you doing then 💀

opaque drum
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sometimes it's easier to show rather than tell, but i already showed you what i did so i'm not sure if anything else would help

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just read the whole thing (trust me it's peak writing fr fr 🗣️ 🔥)

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opaque drum
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lemme check the notes again

opaque drum
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i think the logit will just change colour depending on the move or somethin

little stump
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bruh

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no but they're both the same people just different colours

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unless i change the contestant rn

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from blue to golden

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or i could change the lore

opaque drum
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nyeh

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a

velvet socket
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Real

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But its shiny locked

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Gwater.

last gyro
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What did whail type seriously

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Peak nonsense cat_intense_stare

oak sequoia
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I think it was some kind of emoji battle they’ve been doing since 2022 or something? ??

opaque drum
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and ketmay

last gyro
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you were interested enough to comment on it bear_smile

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Well, trying to

opaque drum
opaque drum
oak sequoia
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i was referring to both

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K

oak sequoia
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i don't think the internet has anything to do with this lol

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I barely know anything about tumblr and such, and tbh, I’m not sure if I’d wanna touch it with a 39.5-foot pole.

oak sequoia
opaque drum
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there's a difference between knowledge of multiple social media and knowledge of a random pastime in a server by some discord user lol

oak sequoia
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Yeah, but you asked how I hadn’t heard of it before. I didn’t even know it was a thing until recently. I joined this server in mid-October.

opaque drum
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oh

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yeah that question was meant to be rhetorical but i guess that answer makes sense

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anyways go check out the match before (arguably way better than the one i just did, the metabit mutagen concept was kinda sucky anyways and easily one sided :p)

oak sequoia
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I might. Thx.

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Heh this is pretty funny /pos

opaque drum
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lol thanks

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this swohtoce project is like my only genuine attempt to be funny in this server ;-;

oak sequoia
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It good

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IF WORMS WEREN'T MADE TO BE SNORTED WHY DID GOD MAKE THEM CYLINDRICAL

opaque drum
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the blaise has arrived

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also, fire quote

lyric coral
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Jinglesteve and lorraine

high ice
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How are they this far ahead when I been ontop of it ever couple of minutes this entire event lol

left palm
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Me too,it gets 2012 to top 25(the current is 46)

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Btw,why shouldn't we add autonomous in Beyond?

velvet crystal
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hi

opaque drum
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does anyone know who 16msi is

opaque drum
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the following

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little stump
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spagus

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slee-p-oll: what colour was the dress

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18

opaque drum
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so i take it black or blue eh

latent bolt
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Send this to another server

glossy meteor
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am chocked my laptop can run the game

velvet socket
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Well. Now what

glossy meteor
oak sequoia
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I think.

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Forgot I was here

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Haven't played this game in like a century

glossy meteor
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Pagani ahh car

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I I
□ Ψ

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literally new loss

robust lion
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loser core

opaque drum
robust lion
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i...

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am steve

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as a child i yearned for the mines

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.

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A

high ice
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Am I missing something. It's been weeks and I have no idea how you're supposed to get that many bits to unlock these? Any ideas I have everything unlocked

severe surge
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The jellyfish boosts even more

high ice
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Why arnt these unlocking

red lily
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Chitty chat, do I buy Hatsune Miku in fortnite 🙏

glossy meteor
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Hu

glossy meteor
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i used to have windows 7 tho

glossy meteor
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Windows 7 was great!

glossy meteor
last gyro
glossy meteor
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why

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I-

glossy meteor
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i mean no way your laptop is weaker then mine

last gyro
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I don't want to speak it here

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All versions of Windows are “free”. heh

glossy meteor
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Ugh

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Just don't tell anyone

glossy meteor
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intel i5 520M

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its a first generation

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That is older than 1st gen I think, I will look

glossy meteor
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yeah you are right, 1st gen

glossy meteor
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yup

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glossy meteor
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also generation 1

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my laptop only support first generation

last gyro
glossy meteor
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DDR3

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No, don’t put any money into an old laptop like that, it is a bad idea

glossy meteor
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I mean that trash is what I use right now

glossy meteor
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my current laptop is hp

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but new hp are bad

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Don't even know how can I edit the largest page in the wiki

glossy meteor
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idk how my laptop survived 15 years without repair

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at least this laptop can run minecraft

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At least I have i3 core Archie DerpLizard

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glossy meteor
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good stuff

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E

glossy meteor
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Idek

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i5 ig

glossy meteor
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the integrated graphics is soo old that task manager cant detect it

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Oh

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I misunderstood the question

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nothing

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no GPU displayed lol

last gyro
glossy meteor
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That all sounds quite painful.

glossy meteor
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Yay finally a friend

glossy meteor
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wah-

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glossy meteor
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There's a reason why I like phones more than laptops cat_intense_stare

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It still isn't going to help

glossy meteor
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why

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Sorry, but 1st gen laptop cpus are ancient..

glossy meteor
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and the i7 can run videos on 4k

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And by run you mean "run" ofc. I'm sure old DOS games would work well too, but...

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Thing is it runs by like how much fps

glossy meteor
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with no perfomance mods

last gyro
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Pretty insane

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Nvm I gotta sleep

glossy meteor
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yeah

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ah

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I doubt it would do videos well at 4k with that ancient hardware. Hardware encoding/de-encoding was maybe not even in CPUs if you go that far back, I don't honestly remember

last gyro
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Maybe if there's smth to continue I might talk more tmr

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In the next 6 hours

glossy meteor
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well still it fails if you run something with modern graphics

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Point is, upgrade, both of you. It's not like mid-range laptops are THAT expensive, if you save up.

glossy meteor
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Well sure, but even so I'm sure you can find something WAY better for cheap.

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even if it isn't made in the 2020s

glossy meteor
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2010 laptop still running in 2025

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crazy story

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You will kinda be forced to upgrade this year anyway, when Win 10 support stops.

glossy meteor
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that won't help the windows security issues, I'm not just talking windows defender

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i mean am sure they lowered the requirement for windows 11

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not that low they didn't

glossy meteor
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even unofficially

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dang it

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this is the only thing am missing

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i have everything exept TPM

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TPM isn't the problem, only the installer cares about that, the rest of Windows doesn't. Same with secure boot

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Rufus is a simple way around that

glossy meteor
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i have more then 4gb of ram

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also directX 12

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You don't have AVX2, that is the problem

glossy meteor
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Yes. Part of the modern (and not so modern) x86 instructions

glossy meteor
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Might just be AVX, not AVX2, actually, but same difference

glossy meteor
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I'm checking now for you 🙂

glossy meteor
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Yes, the CPU

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soo results?

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i5 520M is too old. No AVX

glossy meteor
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dang

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glossy meteor
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sad

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Still, you could run Linux. You'll kindof have to.

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also UEFI framework is missing

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Remember, Linux is from the early 90s.

glossy meteor
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only windows 7 and 8.1

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though ofc it has evolved since then.

glossy meteor
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Where are you checking? Bc linux is pretty flexible..

glossy meteor
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anyway

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linux is just not my type

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Well.. you could run FreeDOS I suppose.

glossy meteor
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even tiny 11 is not a good option

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too risky

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Or, just run Win 7 and keep it offline.

glossy meteor
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If you want to do online, you'll need to upgrade. It's time. it's WAY time.

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well am getting a new laptop before windows 10 dies anyway

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Good

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hard drive is also 15 years old btw

still vault
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Yeah, it's been ages since I ran off just a hard drive. I remember what it was like, and it was.... very slow.

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... not so bad with the software of the time, though

glossy meteor
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just avrage speed

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ram is DDR3 but decent

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SSDs are a whole different world. If you get even a halfway decent modern laptop when you upgrade it will be a crazy-big improvement

glossy meteor
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1333 MHz

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If you had to spend money now, a SATA SSD will be the way to go to buy you a little time... but that far back, you might be talking PATA, which you probably can't get new anymore at a cheap price

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anyway, check your laptop info to know

glossy meteor
glossy meteor
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i will quickly look

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i checked

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also went to repair chops

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they do support SSD

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and CPU changment

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Yeah, you can do SATA SSD

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i still cant get the UEFI framework to install

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I'm sure not. That was before UEFI

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i mean i only have access to BIOS setup

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no advanced options

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Right. Exactly.

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i was thinking the reason why intel HD graphics is not running on full power is bcs of BIOS

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like i play games and i see its barely being used

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... ok just checked, UEFI is older than I thought.. which doesn't mean that the HP laptop you have implemented it

glossy meteor
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Don't worry about performance, you have what you have, after all. If you want better perceived performance, get a cheap SATA SSD.

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I mean, a 5400rpm laptop hdd.. That's... terrible performance.

glossy meteor
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that wont improve performance

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It will make everything feel way better.

glossy meteor
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Technically true, but... I mean, I remember what it was like. SSDs even with the hardware back then were a HUGE difference.

glossy meteor
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That long?

glossy meteor
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its short for a HDD

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And just using stuff, especially if you do more than one thing at once as people often do.

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eh

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.. and Win 11 (even if it could run) is worse than 10 for that. Less if you debloat, mind you

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Anyway, you have what you have. You'll be upgrading later this year. All good.

glossy meteor
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i tried to create a new window profile to see how bad windows 10 is with no optimization and guess what

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with no optimization ram was at 70% usage without anything running

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no doubt

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with optimization it was only 30%

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big diffrence

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imagine windows 11

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Lets see.. with Discord + notepad + Firefox open with about 30 tabs, on Win 10 right now, I have: 1% usage. 🙂

glossy meteor
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Like... if you upgrade to a AMD Strix Point or something, you'll see what I mean.

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Even on my old 3570K system (desktop i5 3rd gen) which I still have around, it would be pretty low

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12700K

glossy meteor
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520M

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(all e-cores disabled as well)

glossy meteor
robust lion
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No I mean what does “%usage” mean

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CPU, ram, disk

glossy meteor
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Yeah, I know. I mean, your 70%, 30% is expected.

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I was just talking CPU usage there.

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oh

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well yeah 97% is still right

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Your pic above was CPU as well

glossy meteor
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right now am only using chrome

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nod

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wah

robust lion
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I hate Antimalware Service Executable

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You can turn that off. I have. Even on my system it can arbitrarily spike usage way high.

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It's very annoying

glossy meteor
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dang

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its all bcs i dont have GPU

robust lion
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How?

glossy meteor
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the CPU is doing all the work

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No. It's bc all of your laptop is ancient.

glossy meteor
robust lion
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Not your message

glossy meteor
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ah ok

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Yes it is

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It's 1st gen mobile Intel.

glossy meteor
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And you are running off a 5400rpm HDD, no SSD even.

glossy meteor
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fast

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No. But you know that, I know you do, lol

glossy meteor
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lol

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the CPU is not that weak

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its stronger then you think

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Yes it is

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No it isn't.

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Anyway, it's moot, you will be upgrading this year anyway.

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am only struggling with ram

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Yeah, I don't even want to think about how long you are probably waiting at times for stuff to load. And besides, minecraft can run on the proverbial potato. Something modern won't work as well, in most cases.

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Try.. Path of Exile. Try it. As long as you can stand the attempt, lol

glossy meteor
glossy meteor
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Dude, I went SSD back when your system was brand new. 5400rpm laptop hard drives were slow as *** even back then.

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new laptop will ave a gen 8 i5

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16gb DDR4

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That will help

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and .... SSD

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good

glossy meteor
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bruh

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sadly i will be missing on easy repair laptop

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You will be able to run 2010s games and many non-hungry 2020s games too, it'll be so great for you!!

glossy meteor
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man this laptop i have is sooo easy to repair lol

glossy meteor
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Yes.. well... if you want repairability, you can still get that with Desktops, that's one reason that's what I mostly use 🙂

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glossy meteor
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Need, no, But it sure is nice.

glossy meteor
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my screen is 1360x760

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I know. I was using 2560x1600 when your system was brand new

glossy meteor
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4k is overkill

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it will just drain GPU resources

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Not for some things. Games are designed for that in mind, have 4K assets, so it's a good fit. If I want maximal visual fidelity, that's the way to go. 1440p is great though if you don't have a lot of money and still provides a very good experience.

glossy meteor
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bleh

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And yes, I do have a strong GPU.

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i bet mine have more Vram

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Eh, it's still a cheap hobby compared to many others.

glossy meteor
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you gonna be chocked

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lol.. you are messing with me. I have 16GB of VRAM on mine.. that's just the GPU ofc. Anything less is not a good idea for 4K

robust lion
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2

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2 what

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2

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gb?

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You have 512MB of VRAM.

robust lion
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_ _

glossy meteor
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I know bc I linked the pdf to your laptop, remember?

glossy meteor
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.. oh right, good point. Then in that case you have basically zero.

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yes, that's why I said "basically". Though that would be reserved main memory I think, not technically VRAM.

glossy meteor
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i think 1.6gb shared memory

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oh yes

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Anyway, small enough that it makes little surprise you are running at 768p

glossy meteor
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64mb

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Yeah, 64MB makes sense

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Emulated maybe.

glossy meteor
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nothing else

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A fake 1080p.

glossy meteor
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nope

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Yep. Going by the pdf anyway

glossy meteor
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bleh

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anyway

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You'll be much happier when you upgrade

glossy meteor
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i have an Nvidia installer but i dont have the hardware

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sad

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i think i have OpenGL 2.1

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Doesn't matter, that 3100 is way old anyway

glossy meteor
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like I said 🙂

glossy meteor
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external GPU might help

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just a GPU adapter

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i bet i can run cyberpunk

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🔥

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It won't

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Cyberpunk on the laptop you are talking about going to would be... challenging. At best. Try something easier.

glossy meteor
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i tried running minecraft shaders

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the whole laptop crashed

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no doubt

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anyway, going to go do other stuff. Enjoy 🙂

random solstice
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Holy, did I just read 300 messages of an attempt to cyberbully someone into buying something they don't need, + bragging

opaque drum
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it spanned almost an hour too damn i wish i had that much motivation in life

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err i mean, in... school? DerpLizard

still vault
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No, you did not. And even if that's what I was trying to do (and I wasn't), that's not cyberbullying.

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Just bored people doing bored things is all 🙂

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I remember when i had this account

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2fa locked

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But it was a good memory

violet skiff
#

What does "all earnings will be converted to metabits" mean when buying singularity for the first time? Does it refer to unspent entropy and idea points?

robust lion
violet skiff
opaque drum
#

good times fr

random solstice
#

You definitely could've sounded less pushy and aggressive

#

That's all I'll say lest I break the 4th subpoint of Rule 3 (it took me a second to realize why 3.X was blocked)

still vault
# random solstice Why were you constantly telling them to upgrade their system, that their system ...

You read way more into that conversation than was actually there. It's also an objective fact (which I pointed out, and they agreed) that a 1st gen Intel mobile CPU will not be able to run Windows 11, and that Windows 10 will no longer get security updates later this year, and therefore it logically follows that if they want to keep their system running and secure, they need to upgrade before that happens. It's also a fact that a system with the config that old will not run the majority of modern games, though ofc it will run many older games just fine.. again, this got mentioned. I would also like to repeat that this convo did not bother the people involved, and ended amicably. I will give you that I could have been less assertive, so that's on me.. but again, neither of those I was speaking to were bothered, and had they been bothered, I would have apologized and adjusted how I was communicating. NONE of that was cyberbullying.

#

As to running on a laptop-level hard drive instead of a ssd, that was mostly amazement on my part that they could stand it. Having used such a thing back in the 2000s, it was painful for me back then.. and ofc software in general since then (including windows itself) has gotten a lot hungrier in terms of resources needed. And yes, I upgraded back then to a SSD.

#

At any rate, for those that might be bothered by reading the convo today, I do sincerely apologize for your being bothered by my part in it.

opaque drum
#

This was all you, none of it me
You put your hands all over my body and told me, mmm
You told me you were ready
For the big one, for the big jump
I'd be your last love, everlasting, you and me, mmm
That was what you told me
I'm giving you up
I've forgiven it all
You set me free
Semaluhtounuyulohowwah
Treat her better
We've gotta let go of all of our ghosts
We both know we ain't kids no more
Semaluhtounuyulohowwah
Treat her better
We've gotta let go of all of our ghosts
We both know we ain't kids no more

still vault
#

... interesting. Alas, for lost youth, amirite?

opaque drum
#

that was my cue to check whether or not you'd act pretentious and uhh you did

#

jk that was just an attempt to confuse

still vault
#

you succeeded!

opaque drum
#

awesome

still vault
#

🙂

random solstice
#

Ofc you can't say for certain no one you were talking to was bothered, as they could just not have shown it, but sure

random solstice
#

Not saying it did, but something to keep in mind ig

random solstice
still vault
#

Ofc you can't say for certain no one you were talking to was bothered, as they could just not have shown it, but sure
Fair, though the conversation went pretty well I think, so my impression is that one of them would have, if they were.
Also this reminded me of another point I had, you talking about the tech as "way back then", which could feel degrading imo
I don't really understand how that could be taken as degrading. There's no shame in not being young.. or being young for that matter. Or in having old tech or using old tech.

random solstice
#

It could sound like you're saying their living in the past

#

Other than that idk how to describe it

still vault
#

I don't think that's a leap of logic hardly anyone would make (ofc I could be wrong). I can't reasonably keep in mind all the improbable ways phrasing could be taken, noone can.

random solstice
#

Mayhaps this is a case where text muddles tone

still vault
#

Could very well be.

#

It's been a challenge as long as the written word has existed... what, 5000+ years now? 🙂

opaque drum
#

fars and dies

opaque drum
#

me constantly

last gyro
#

What

serene dawn
#

What

opaque drum
#

What

rotund ivy
#

What

bronze current
#

What

steel idol
#

What

little stump
#

What

chilly nacelle
#

what

last gyro
#

Seriously what

untold mural
#

nothing

opaque drum
#

Seriously nothing

last gyro
#

What

last gyro
#

What

serene dawn
#

What

neon imp
#

What

opaque drum
#

What...
EVVUH 😎 💯 🔥 🔥 😎 🔥 💯

robust lion
last gyro
#

DMs

opaque drum
#

dms? funny server name

cobalt heath
#

hey

#

who has read one hundred years of solitude

last gyro
serene dawn
#

What

random solstice
#

At the point where the chain is forced, it's no longer good

#

Only natural chains are good

opaque drum
#

Party poopr

opaque drum
#

random poll for tonight

btw even if you don't have the plushie with you/near you rn you should still answer yes

serene dawn
#

Yay other option

robust hemlock
#

What

#

Can we have a thread for "What"

severe surge
#

Yes, I still sleep with 2 of them, sometimes 3

random solstice
# opaque drum

Out of commission (literally just stored somewhere), but yes
Not the collectibles though

deft spire
slate turtle
#

Other.

#

I used to have one when I was like 5

glossy meteor
#

crazy

slate turtle
#

@fickle breach BRO WHY DID U JINYX US

fickle breach
#

WTH DID I DO

slate turtle
#

U know when I posted the news that the voice actor of Cell died?

#

And then u posted the gif saying the bad news doesnt end here

fickle breach
#

OH

opaque drum
grand pond
#

What does the other jelly fish ability do?

indigo topaz
#

hi

solid prawn
#

what

#

(the guy who's always late its me)

indigo topaz
#

yooooooo its quintimillinillion guy

lavish grove
#

Oh

#

I didn’t even notice you were back

#

(probably because I haven’t talked in this server for months 💔)

opaque drum
#

i think this is the most votes i've gotten lmao

#

76% plushie owners 👀

indigo topaz
#

hfhhhh

serene dawn
#

What

hollow chasm
#

I think I've broke beyond

last gyro
#

How

last gyro
# serene dawn What

Seriously it's not even funny anymore just quit the dumb chain I unintentionally created

opaque drum
#

"GRRRRRRRR" splat

potent granite
#

HEY

#

I HAD ENOUGH

potent granite
#

how many photos do you guys have in your camera roll

#

I had 27K but now I’m at 21.3K

oak sequoia
potent granite
#

Do you think my camera roll is excessive

oak sequoia
#

I dunno

potent granite
#

Wdym

oak sequoia
#

I don’t know if 21.3k is an “excessive” amount

opaque drum
#

i have about 3k

#

or somewhere around that

oak sequoia
#

Aight

potent granite
oak sequoia
potent granite
#

What do you consider excessive

oak sequoia
#

I mean I have relatives who probably that amount or higher.

oak sequoia
potent granite
#

Number

#

Now

oak sequoia
#

Um

#

20-30K? I dunno really, there’s stuff to consider like how long you’ve had the phone, how often you put images in…

hollow chasm
opaque drum
#

there's no such thing as generally excessive number of photos in a gallery roll

#

the only limit is the storage limit

#

only then is it excessive DerpLizard

hollow chasm
#

How in the world did this even happen

last gyro
#

Bruh

serene dawn
#

Bruh

hollow chasm
#

How do I fix thatJoeLookingGood

last gyro
#

Can you stop copying my words

last gyro
#

Why I remember I got 24 hours of the cooldown before

serene dawn
hollow chasm
serene dawn
#

How long should it normally take

hollow chasm
#

4 hours

serene dawn
#

Lo

#

Did you timeskip

hollow chasm
#

I though that was patched

serene dawn
#

Wait it is?

#

Dang I missed out on a lot

hollow chasm
#

Someone told me that if you timeskip, your stats get reset

last gyro
#

Depends

hollow chasm
#

Do you have an idea on how I can fix that

last gyro
#

I don't know

potent granite
#

HELPPPP

#

OH MY GODDDD

slate turtle
#

?

potent granite
#

I got banards star

last gyro
#

Banana's star

robust lion
robust lion
robust lion
robust lion
serene dawn
#

A

opaque drum
#

sus

little stump
#

wednesday frog

#

in gm_bigcity_improved

inland berry
visual raven
#

Hello I'm new here

severe surge
#

Welcome 👋

last gyro
inland patio
#

Hi

#

Does anyone know how to work out this problem?

#

I tried to redeem codes from this list, but it just doesn’t work.

last gyro
#

What code did you enter? Perhaps it's outdated

inland patio
#

I tried from top to bottom

last gyro
#

Which is the first one to work?

#

Like the first code that you entered and it gave you darwiniums

#

Since this list has the oldest code at the top and the latest at the bottom

inland patio
#

None have worked so far.

last gyro
#

Ugh

#

That might be another problem now

inland patio
#

I sent a message because my internet connection is actually fine, but the codes just won’t work.

last gyro
#

You did type to code in all caps right?

inland patio
#

I tried the HERESTO6YEARS but it just said that the thing times out

last gyro
#

Hmm does restarting the game help?

inland patio
#

I already uninstalled it and reinstalled it from the AppStore 💀🏳️

#

I might’ve committed a spending spree on my Darwinium for the event…

last gyro
#

E

#

I don't know now

#

Sorry

inland patio
#

Thank you for helping!

opaque drum
velvet socket
inland patio
velvet socket
#

im pretty sure it only works there

velvet socket
inland patio
#

You’re referring to the primary simulation, right?

velvet socket
#

yeah

visual raven
inland patio
#

Awh I probably redeemed them too late.

#

Thanks anyways

visual raven
next ridge
#

AFAIK, all the codes on the wiki don't have an expiration date

visual raven
#

Means it's too late to Redeem the codes

next ridge
#

Not having an expiration date means they can't be outdated...

visual raven
velvet socket
#

i dont think these are outdated yet ngl

inland patio
#

I tried them all..,

#

These ones

visual raven
#

Hang on guys let me find the codes for 2025 let me search it on google for this

next ridge
#

I've been here for a while already and redeemed them all ages ago (except for the last few, which I redeemed as they came out, a few months ago)

#

At the very least, the last three should work

last gyro
last gyro
visual raven
#

Yeah but the codes can still be redeemed on fandom wiki probably idk I'm not an smart guy here not much

inland patio
#

That was a few mins ago

visual raven
velvet socket
next ridge
#

VPN issue? If you use a VPN, try turning it off (if it's safe to do so)

visual raven
next ridge
#

That was not directed at you

visual raven
visual raven
inland patio
#

???

next ridge
#

Tf are you rude for?

inland patio
#

Uhm

inland patio
visual raven
next ridge
#

Yeah, no.

velvet socket
inland patio
#

👁️👄👁️🏳️

opaque drum
#

or your Internet is in fact problematic

visual raven
#

Completely nice but noce

inland patio
opaque drum
#

hmmm

#

you typed darwin?

#

like all caps?

#

no spaces?

inland patio
#

Yup

opaque drum
#

maybe you typed in "DARWIN " or something

inland patio
#

I just followed the instructions

visual raven
#

She already did type DARWIN Lol

inland patio
#

Nah hahahaha that would’ve been hilarious

opaque drum
#

if it's still not working then idk how to further help lol sorry

#

can i ask you something rog

inland patio
#

Anyways, I guess I’ll just have to double the daily Darwinium reward

opaque drum
#

the hell does 📣 mean

inland patio
#

3 to 6 💀🏳️

visual raven
opaque drum
#

you mean i'm shouting?

next ridge
#

At this point, I'll guess it's really a server issue

visual raven
opaque drum
#

what

inland patio
#

Btw, excuse me for imposing, what purpose does adding friends do?

visual raven
#

Idk/I don't know

next ridge
#

At the moment, you can see their progress in events and that's it

opaque drum
#

that's all you really can do right now

visual raven
#

me 17 games on my phone...

inland patio
#

ah, here I thought it had rewards

opaque drum
#

lol, i have multiple games but i only play 2 dog_laugh

inland patio
#

y'all have been really helpful, thanks

opaque drum
#

np!!

visual raven
inland patio
#

Although, would any of you be interested in being friends? I could put my code here.

#

It's also fine if the answer's no.

visual raven
inland patio
#

B40B9887980F690E

visual raven
#

Now I'm finished now it's time to Singularity

opaque drum
inland patio
opaque drum
#

ah

#

we're friends in c2s now!

inland patio
#

whoah

visual raven
opaque drum
visual raven
inland patio
robust lion
#

yeah friends are one-sided

visual raven
#

I like how many profile picture blend in with the server chat background

robust lion
#

if you follow someone you wont appear for them

opaque drum
# opaque drum
poll_question_text

slee-p-oll: do you currently own a plushie/doll

victor_answer_votes

19

total_votes

28

victor_answer_id

1

victor_answer_text

yes

victor_answer_emoji_name

opaque drum
inland patio
opaque drum
#

"SirWhail/Helger"

inland patio
#

Do you play a lot?

opaque drum
#

used to, now i open the game once or twice a month :þ

inland patio
#

your username reminds me of the pokemon wailord

opaque drum
#

lol

#

i don't get that a lot actually, interesting

#

because a few people said that my username reminded me of a my singing monsters character named whaill

inland patio
#

I haven't encountered that character yet.

#

Anyways, big thanks for the help. See ya when I see ya in the game or something.

serene dawn
#

A

visual raven
#

Does anyone know who is this Mf

#

This person send me a friend request on Cells to singularity Evolution

opaque drum
# opaque drum
poll_question_text

slee-p-oll: it's almost 11 pm when should i sleep

victor_answer_votes

6

total_votes

8

victor_answer_id

1

victor_answer_text

now

victor_answer_emoji_id

811273391126347895

victor_answer_emoji_name

dog_laugh

cobalt heath
#

space and time

#

are

#

trascended

#

by the semblence

potent granite
#

Yooo

little stump
#

grape juice is literal definition of how purple tastes like in liquid form

#

it doesnt even taste like grape it fucking just taste like purple itself

pale harbor
#

Oh nvm

#

I was confused

hollow chasm
untold mural
potent granite
hollow chasm
#

for real

opaque drum
hollow chasm
#

What did you expect when I'm stuck in a sweaty lobby

magic spindle
last gyro
#

Hm

#

Pretty good

#

Qag in 25 I see

magic spindle
dusky gust
steel idol
#

hello

potent granite
#

Bro

#

This music event song is so repetitive

#

Like

#

I want to smash my head against a wall

#

I want to f**k the creators to the beat of the song

opaque drum
#

what

#

was that supposed to be good or bad

potent granite
#

it’s horrible

#

“Best played with headphones”

#

You’ll kill yoyrself if you do that

#

You’ll go insane

opaque drum
#

i don't know about you but the music event's theme fuckin slaps

#

idc if it's repetetive, it's a clicker not a rhythm game

#

even for a clicker the background music is awesome

last gyro
opaque drum
#

i present to you

steel idol
#

lucky that discord actually let me send this because file would be too big or something like that

hollow chasm
#

Finally, 1 million score

normal geode
#

meanwhile....

little stump
lucid jackal
#

Is having Sxqag star dust normal

next ridge
#

Very normal. My production is almost 800 Sxqag per second

lucid jackal
opaque drum
#

what's a sxqag

next ridge
#

E141

opaque drum
#

ah ok

lucid jackal
opaque drum
#

yeah i use scientific

#

didn't get it at first

inland patio
#

Whoah how long have you played to reach that? 💀🏳️

next ridge
#

Welcome to idle games hehe

severe surge
#

Hats of to everyone who has the patience for that

last gyro
#

Me having just Qag in rank 26 max:

#

27* keep forgeting

#

Damn how could I forgot milky way vs andromeda

inland patio
# lucid jackal 1 month

Oh…I just reinstalled the game upon remembering that a scientifically inclined tap game existed…it’s the first time that I’ve reached 3 weeks playing the game.

#

First install lasted for a week because I forgot my password 👁️👄👁️

severe surge
#

Do you need a password to play this game on PC?

lucid jackal
potent granite
#

The more instruments they add to the song the worse it gets

#

The only thing that isn’t too annoying is the bass

#

Once they added the keyboard it ruined everything

opaque drum
#

have we found ourselves the new amphy

opaque drum
velvet socket
#

other as either 2020 or 2019 i dont remember

opaque drum
#

no way 😭

potent granite
#

Alright so

#

I just f*cked my girl to that event song

#

You wanna know what happened

#

You wanna know what that event song did???

#

She rped me. I got rped by my girl because of the song

rotund ivy
#

What

next ridge
# opaque drum no way 😭

Yes way. I have it even worse: I played for a bit years ago before abandoning the game, then came back like a week before I joined the discord. There was still an older save associated with my Google account, so I used that... I can tell you I definitely got further than that save because the next few Beyond episodes weren't new to me, so I am questioning why that save even existed in the first place

opaque drum
opaque drum
#

sangat menarik...
-# powered by my brain, because i can speak indonesian, you sussy baka

ornate bluff
# opaque drum

Really started playing this game : 2023
First time: I forgot santasadge

last gyro
#

I don't remember the year I started but I swear the time I downloaded the game the icon was green

opaque drum
#

meso was added in like december 2019 which explains why the icon extended to 2020 so

#

if you're unsure do other like you always do

next ridge
#

Wdym this was worth 2 darwinium?

#

Yes, it gives you 2 darwinium... "it was worth 2 darwinium" makes it sound like you had to pay that

severe surge
#

You can also turn it the other way around, but that implies joining here is something negative; it was worth the mental or physical discomfort for receiving 2 darwinium
:)

glossy meteor
#

minecraft with 0mb of Vram

glossy meteor
#

lol

random solstice
#

This is a different sort

random solstice
# opaque drum

I don't remember exactly for myself, but it was before events

#

When I joined, beyond went to 17 and meso to prestige 10 rank 50

#

Wait, beyond and events released that close together?

#

Huh, maybe beyond wasn't out when I started playing

#

I think I joined around the addition of the bat node tbh wait I wouldn't have known that, what
Wait did I?

#

I have no idea, but I'll say it was then

#

Wait no, it can't be

#

Because I'm fairly sure beyond would've been out by the time I could've unlocked it

#

Oh yeah, because I wasn't there for the mass tapping to unlock it

#

So definitively late 2021 early 2022

#

I'm switching back to 2022

shut tiger
#

i dont know what makes me more mad

#

oh wait wrong chat

#

1 sec

#

cells caht momen

potent granite
#

Yo

lofty hazel
#

is there some secret to getting 50 QA because ive been stuck on it for ages

#

50 QA is 5 e16

lofty hazel
#

for the neutrino expansion upgrade

#

Like ive only got 2.5 billion bytes a second on average and cant find anyway to actually get past that barrier on production

#

im on prestige 4 of valley

#

and 27 of beyond

#

ive got 126 badges for a 1260x production boost

#

and an x2290 boost from valley

random solstice
#

That's all I can say

lofty hazel
#

wait is there a max on meso prestige

random solstice
#

Yes

lofty hazel
#

what is it ?

random solstice
#

10

lofty hazel
#

k

random solstice
#

50 ranks per prestige, as you know, for a total of 550 ranks

lofty hazel
#

i have like 300k mutagen saved so that should be easy

random solstice
#

Keep saving

#

Ok buy all non commons, but yk

lofty hazel
#

yeah

#

you get more mutagen per prestige then you lose if you don't buy past the 1k mark on upgrades

oak sequoia
#

Don’t worry I don’t get it either

#

Ye

oak sequoia
opaque drum
# opaque drum

on second thought making the 2019 icon the dino one was a mistake

#

i'm pretty sure now people are thinking to themselves "i've seen this -> 2019"

#

once again i'm reminding that the green icon spans years, it was also present during 2020
-# (i'm also not saying that i've seen green icon -> 2020, i'm saying it could be both, instead i'm suggesting to remember other pieces of evidence)

#

but i'm too late to change anything, am i?

robust lion
#

I started in logo_reptiles

#

Which was I think 2019

lyric coral
#

PSA from a friend's server, be wary of emails from discord:

robust lion
lyric coral
robust lion
#

It’s ok

#

Just putting it out there

next ridge
#

I'd like to add, if discord got compromised to the point of a continued threat of scam emails from their own servers, leading to another compromised subsection of their domain... They'd shut down everything and then attempt to troubleshoot

opaque drum
potent granite
true crown
robust lion
true crown
true crown
#

I have stepped foot in Malaysia

last gyro
#

Epic

steel idol
#

rednote

left palm
#

Tet Tet Tet Tet is here
Tet Tet Tet Tet Tet is here
Tet is in everyone's heart!.....

Hello everyone, on the occasion of the New Year 2025 (Wood Snake), let's celebrate the New Year together with fun activities! In addition to the Spring Fair and the 12-day long holiday, can we add a "New Year" event to Cells?

trim matrix
#

i cant tell if i should be scared or proud of some of the people in this server

trim matrix
#

i didnt play the game much on mobile, but i have a PC now so ill give the game more time now, hope i enjoy it more

#

"i could tap them..." ahh images

restive jolt
#

I came here for free darwinium

trim matrix
#

Semblance says:

rich bone
#

And here are the players transitioning from mobile to PC. Welcome to the club, @trim matrix

trim matrix
#

Darwinium: "You can never have enough of it." - Semblance, probably*
-# *Actually, Semblance would probably say something like "Darwinium is a useful resource in this simulation. Use it wisely." Sounds like my ELA teacher, geez...

left palm
tough prawn
#

Good morning/afternoon/night everyone!

left palm
#

Bruh.How to update the cells on steam with beta?

last gyro
#

New game logo :0

inland patio
opaque drum
#

probably

#

it's the beyond one right?

midnight stirrup
#

Hello!!!

#

Just finished beyond first part, how long does it take to finish the second part?

last gyro
slate turtle
true crown
opaque drum
true crown
opaque drum
#

hey i've been there