🏠-general

[last gyro]

Oh

Saw it

In #💬-cells-chat right

[finite wren]

Yeah

[last gyro]

210 meso 💀

[finite wren]

Like the other one had

[last gyro]

I wonder if it's an error or smth. Why would people hack in such games, and if they do so, why so obvious

[finite wren]

And better yet, why's the anti-cheat mechanism bad at detection

[last gyro]

Oh yep this is definitely detectable

[finite wren]

So why did it take a dev to ban it

[last gyro]

Hmm...

[true crown]

22 countries out of 44

[potent granite]

Yeah y'all are right
Moral of the story: I have selective blindness

…& Patience

[slow bloom]

Guys is it bad to a use a autoclicker?

[potent granite]

I've done that before
Just because I procrastinate too much

[slow bloom]

lol

but like is it allowed

[potent granite]

Tbh idk

Im new to the server

[slow bloom]

alright

[slow bloom]

Guys

Should i use singularity

first time playing the game

[maiden ferry]

Its a clicker game

Its ok

[slow bloom]

I see thanks

[crystal plume]

i have some tips for you

These Codes for 210 Darwinium
Join Events after around 12 hours (trust me)

and for the Mesozoic valley i have an insane method how to complete it very quickly

Spend your mutagen only on your 2nd best or 3rd best dinosaur (best dinosaur where 2 cards are upgradable) then buy them under "traits" with this method: Go to your best dinosaur where 2 cards are available: make sure every card upgrade that is purchasable is purchased
Go to traits under the lightning icon
buy random traits (go for the cheaper ones obviously) until a card for the dino pops up
buy the card, then the other will be available, buy the other, as soon as you can upgrade, do it, then continue purchasing until you can upgrade etc..

IT IS CRUCIAL that you upgrade the card asap because the cards wont be available after that

That way you will complete the Mesozoic valley in under a week trust me

[opaque drum]

whuh

[next ridge]

@slow bloom autoclickers are allowed. The reason for that is to not bar disabilities and to prevent injuries

[slow bloom]

Thanks for the tips man

[slow bloom]

What dino? T rex?

im level 6 mesozoic

have i not unlocked it uet

[next ridge]

No, your current 2nd or 3rd best

[slow bloom]

I see

What does he mean by 2 cards are upgradable

[next ridge]

Each Dino has two cards, one for speed bonus and one for payout bonus. You don't unlock them in the same rank you unlock the Dino, but one or two ranks later.

[slow bloom]

i have archosaur as my best dino 😭

cuz they are borth upgradable

nvm ankylo saurus

[last gyro]

-# Temporarily ceased to exist intercommunication

Anyways

Why the heck he messed up this thing for like 5 times 😭

[serene dawn]

E

[jolly scaffold]

what

[sonic ingot]

.....

[terse panther]

wtf happened to my daily reward??? 10 days??

[last gyro]

Isn't this what you asked in #💬-cells-chat? I'd recommend this kind of question to belong to there.

[terse panther]

ok#

[serene dawn]

MACRO PARAMETER

[last gyro]

e

[serene dawn]

E

[true crown]

K

[serene dawn]

E

[oak sequoia]

e

[next ridge]

2.718

[hallow valve]

How do I speed up metabits? Now on 13B/s but it takes ages to get to 50 Qa for the upgrade. Got the dino's completed and am focusing on beyond. Got all badges so far. Resetting when it's like 5000x more

Also have 4x boost constantly on

[robust lion]

That’s it

There is nothing else you can do

[serene dawn]

Merry krima

[hallow valve]

Just wait ages?

[robust lion]

Yup

[hallow valve]

Sad

I didn't buy the last nanobot because that makes me lose 1 Qa extra

So I want the 50 Qa first

Now on 15 ish

Is 13B/s okay ish?

[deft spire]

Did you buy giant squid and capybara?

[hallow valve]

Yes

I only miss the 150 and 100 ones mostly

Need like 5 more things

Also got the fungi

[robust lion]

Yes

I’m at ~3B

[hallow valve]

Without boost?

[deft spire]

Then yeah, you just gotta wait now

[robust lion]

With boost

[hallow valve]

How

I got 3B without boost

I thought you were a really experienced player, always see you chatting here

XD

[robust lion]

I am

But I don’t want to do 550 valley

[last gyro]

Ayo what's your username

/j

[finite wren]

What's y'all sim score im curious

[robust lion]

2.75 E6

[robust lion]

DiscountGameDev

[finite wren]

2.75M?

[robust lion]

Yes

[finite wren]

Cool, I'm 2.24M

[last gyro]

Epic

[serene dawn]

Epic

[opaque drum]

you know if you think about it christmas is just unofficial new year's day

which is why i'm here counting down!!@@

[last gyro]

BRO

@opaque drum

MAFAKA CHECK #1008130971201191987

Broooo

That just leaves counting literally hanging

@serene dawn

Tf is that logic

[opaque drum]

wtf

wuh

yeah duh

we're waiting for @next gust

[last gyro]

Bro expect everyone to be 'HOLY SHIT IM SO KIND AND GENEROUS ILL DEF NOT TOUCH 345678 YAY!!!!' /j

[opaque drum]

i'm not arguing over whether or not being a disrespective a-hole is a bad thing or not

[last gyro]

Leave numbers are pretty much ok

[opaque drum]

best to be optimistic no

[last gyro]

But 1? Too close and way too dangerous tbh

[opaque drum]

anyways all we gotta do is wait...

[opaque drum]

don't worry, these type of stuff has happened a lot before

if someone did steal the number, be sure to ping errr quarter, so he can delete the message

or sirh maybe

[last gyro]

I don't support deleting numbers

[opaque drum]

no joke, i think i was at the receiving end once...

[last gyro]

But if necessary, that's it

Good night I'm done with this shit

[opaque drum]

and it is necessary lol

[opaque drum]

it's midnight there lol

it's midnight here to-

MIDNIGHT?!

00:00

HAPPY NEW Y- UH- JESUS IS BORN

🎊 🎉 🥳 🎂 🪅

yay christmas in my timezone

now i should sleep

[robust lion]

200k…

[opaque drum]

flashbacks to ahem lanz- cough -oo- faints and dies

soul leaves my fuckin body

but i'm underwater so it sinks again (souls can't swim)

fuckin comically enters the body again

breathes holy shit i just got the craziest dream yall it was like i died

[little stump]

chrimsrest

yea

christmast

[frigid kayak]

Merry christmas everyone!

[opaque drum]

chiams

[opaque drum]

now'd i think about it

i should sleep

[opaque drum]

this week i've been 7-10 but generally i'm an 4-7 person lol

[lyric spindle]

i only sleep 2 hours on christmas eve most of the time

sometimes if im lucky 5 hours

[deft spire]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-gif-19485868

Lock thread button is tempting right now

Merry Christmas btw

[opaque drum]

just do it lol

we practically did it like a few years back for 200k

why not now

[terse panther]

bruh what are you talkin about

[opaque drum]

but what if blue sparkle is offline

like for the whole day

that'll be insane

[deft spire]

It's Christmas after all

@next gust The counting channel has been locked until you show up

[slate turtle]

Bro if someone chooses 16+ hrs in the sleep poll then ur just a koala

[slate turtle]

Merry xmas bro

[oak sequoia]

merry xmas for you

[brazen valve]

mesozoic valley takes soooo longggggg

[inland berry]

Merry Christmas from Spain, guys 🥂

https://tenor.com/view/navidadvetusta-navideño-vetusto-friki-vetusto-streamer-youtuber-gif-24242655

[velvet socket]

oh the counting thread is locked lol

also merry christmas to everyone!

[velvet socket]

i mean nice that its safe

[velvet socket]

less than 2h is just sad

[slate sluice]

my current wallpaper

[burnt bloom]

help guys i cant confirm my account bc i dont get the code email

[potent granite]

Hm

[next gust]

Hey I'm here 👋🏻

[lusty escarp]

Hey guys what is it for ?

[deft spire]

Sorry that I'm late, still here?

[next gust]

Yup. And ready 😅

[deft spire]

Unlocked

[next gust]

Thank you guys 💖

[brazen valve]

what

[hallow valve]

Unlimited boosts for free for 15 minutes without watching ads or paying

[brazen valve]

does anyone know how to connect my pc progress to my phone?

[robust lion]

#💬-cells-chat message

[next ridge]

go to the save manager, one of the windows there should read "crossplatform saves". You need an account for that, but it's really just your mail

[brazen valve]

oh i see

thank you!

[crystal plume]

hello, i was referring to the 2nd or 3rd best dino (your best dino with 2 cards unlocked)

[slim meadow]

Merry Christmas from Germany :D

[cobalt heath]

Feliz navidad

[spice bronze]

It's December 24th. Am I late for Christmas?

[robust lion]

im some parts of the world youre unfortunetly right on time

[spice bronze]

Yeah but am "I" late

[next ridge]

youre here for christmas 2023?

[spice bronze]

Yes

[lyric spindle]

its krimas

[slate turtle]

ZA HANDO ZA WARUDO

https://tenor.com/view/okuyasu-the-hand-the-world-jojo-gif-12108044428281677417

[fringe horizon]

Is this game still in development?

[robust lion]

Yes it gets updates every couple months

[fringe horizon]

Alright, i was wondering if they were reusing events or something

[last gyro]

Lmao

Didn't think of that solution, I just like when it's running

Btw Merry Christmas

-# Tomorrow exam I hate school

Wait I just realized

Tomorrow I can finally change back my pfp yayayay

[vale sand]

Merry xmas

[fresh flower]

Just got this game and came here to check if I can turn off all the cutscenes. Doesn’t look like it so uninstalling

[opaque drum]

okay 👍

[last gyro]

Wha

[neon imp]

Okuyasu is Dio’s relatives

[potent granite]

Merry Christmas

[oak sequoia]

MERRY CHRIS CHRINGLER

[jolly scaffold]

have a merry jolly rizzmas

[jolly scaffold]

||i mean, considering what happened to his DAD being infected by dio dying after he made a deal with him, it kind of counts?||

[neon imp]

I guess

But not kinda family

Just he has gotten dio’s blood

[jolly scaffold]

you mean his cells?

[opaque drum]

rizz?????

i don't want a gyatt for christmas
there is just one skibidi
i don't care about ishowspeed baby gronking the rizzmas tree
i just want your ohio
no edgers could ever know
sigma dreams come true
all i want for rizzmas is mew

[arctic kelp]

This game has shown me that a star called Godzilla exists and now my life is complete

[dawn marsh]

what if mariah carey was locked in the hyperbolic time chamber for 1000 years by santa claus

[opaque drum]

that would definitely affect the amount of times her christmas songs are played at retail stores

[terse panther]

am i late for christmas guys?

[last gyro]

Pretty much yes

But idk zonetimes are different

-# Idk why timezones is not a valid word in Scrabble while zonetimes is

[dawn marsh]

its time zones not timezones

[still jolt]

Merrie christmas

[opaque drum]

perhaps, ask the christmas gals about it

[serene dawn]

It depends.

[crystal plume]

and yall know what else is massive?

[opaque drum]

your

[serene dawn]

The Sun.

[deft vortex]

Christmas work-in-progress

[solid prawn]

@opaque drum https://youtu.be/BCSWsmV9SZ0

🕺

[opaque drum]

thank

...is this just jingle bells in japanese-

[untold mural]

what is that?

[oak sequoia]

A lil’ sneaky wondering if he should wander in (he should)

[solid prawn]

yes HAHAHAHAHA

but I have nothing better

[solid prawn]

un farfadet malicieux like we said french people

[woven cove]

Happy holidays

[neon imp]

Why does the first two phrases sound like padoru-

[solid prawn]

scientific everyday

because I am 😎

[jolly scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196077607389761688/1315342197767278643/Image_876105399228807.gif

[next ridge]

Scientific makes it a lot easier to calculate the time needed for an upgrade

[mint bridge]

merry Christmas 🎄

[opaque drum]

christmas! just a week away!

[analog oriole]

Merry Christmas 🎄🎅🏻🎁❄️

[analog oriole]

SHIROKO

[crystal plume]

i honestly wish i would fall in a coma for a few months so i could claim an enormous offline reward and finally reach the last metabit upgrade

[crystal plume]

whoever uses custom is a threat to society

[late roost]

How do I go up in the ranking for events 😭😭😭

Been stuck at 90 and did the challenge

[robust lion]

What division are you in

[late roost]

How do I find that out?

This?

[robust lion]

Yup

Oof you’re in 12

The lower the number is, the harder is it to rank up because there’s more tryhards

If you want it to be easier, join the event like a day after it starts

[late roost]

A day after it starts? I usually join the events first hour when possible

[robust lion]

Yeah don’t do that

You’ll always get low divisions, and not be able to rank up that well

Joining late comes at the cost of not being able to finish the event thigh

So it’s up to you if you want to get high on the leaderboard, or finish the event

[oak sequoia]

That’s why I join early

[next ridge]

Later, when you have more badges of an event, joining late can still net you a good spot on the leaderboard while finishing the event

[opaque drum]

one more minute till boxing day~

i should not stay up this late

oh look, 00:00~~~~

how's my last slee-p-oll do anyway-

[opaque drum]

@vagrant zephyr bro get some sleep 😭

[jolly scaffold]

my guy

its 1:01 am here

i dont even feel sleepy

[opaque drum]

dange

you probably sleep at day

list of sleep deprived people probably

[jolly scaffold]

guess when i sleep

[opaque drum]

2am

[jolly scaffold]

guess when i wake up

[opaque drum]

uhhhh 5?

[jolly scaffold]

wrong

11 am

[opaque drum]

GUH WHA

[deft spire]

I sleep around 6-7 hours, I wouldn't say I'm sleep deprived

[opaque drum]

that's gotta be only for the holidays no

[opaque drum]

:p

[dapper sail]

merry clitmas

[slate turtle]

Where am I

[opaque drum]

in bed

u were 7-10 which is a healthy range

7-10 hours*

[deft spire]

I'd edit it into the previous message lol

[robust lion]

Oh yeah

[serene dawn]

Oh look that's me

[slate turtle]

I can sleep for 10hrs and still be tired its fine

[vagrant zephyr]

Its physically impossible for me to

[normal geode]

why ai chatbots always mention "anya sharma" when i write a story especially sci-fi?

[remote lily]

Bros called "Irish" but as an Irishman I can confirm he posted this at Irish 5:01 p.m

[iron belfry]

Hello 👋 Do we know how the division we join is determined? The later you join, the higher the division, it makes sense. But something very weird I realised is I ALWAYS joins a divison at rank 900+. Which means I ALWAYS join an almost full division, and I think that can't be random.

One explanation I could imagine is that division keep 50 space for high ranked player in previous event to make it slightly harder for them to get high ranked again. But it's just a guess.

[next ridge]

when you've just started an event, I wouldnt give much on the displayed ranks

[iron belfry]

yes it grow quickly. But it takes hours to catchup high rank in an almost full division. So I'm trying to figure out if I'm always unlucky or if it's game design

[deft spire]

Devs were never clear exactly how divisions works iirc, we definitely knows that the later you join, the higher the division, there might be some other factors too but we simply don't know them

[iron belfry]

ok, thanks!

[next ridge]

how many badges do you have on average?

[iron belfry]

It's very irregular, because I did a lot of breaks. But I get this 900+ and even often 950+ rank when entering on event with 9 badges and on event I'm doing for the first time

but I'm always top 10 since I started playing again, and I guess it could be that

[bright dagger]

I usually join a day before the end of the event, I'm usually around branch #300 and always finish in the top 10 with a little Darwinium help

[finite wren]

Yeah that works, and for some reason im in the division #125 yet im top 3?

[slate turtle]

Watching a scottish guy play Gregtech New Horizons (Minecraft)

https://tenor.com/view/burnistoun-scotland-scottish-comedy-scots-scottish-gif-21369569

[crystal plume]

i will lock in

Tho

[finite wren]

WHY ARE YOU IN THE 11TH DIVISION 😭😭

I had high hopes buddy

[crystal plume]

i wasnt as wise then as i am now, i will know to join after a long time the next time, i am sorry that i disappointed you with my unwiseness wise person

[finite wren]

Me tho 💀🙏🏿

[vestal flint]

Hi , ¿ how's it going?

Merry Christmas

[acoustic moss]

i hit my hand on a doorframe and now it feels numb

[crystal plume]

i am peter

i am listening to on sight by kanye west at 2:04 am my sleep cycle is non-existent

[crystal plume]

oh oops that may be nsfw

i dont care 😼

[late roost]

Wait, you guys are using auto clickers?

Also, am I the only one who thought that in the previous two iterations, the diseases event was VERY hard?

[next ridge]

yes to both

[robust lion]

Yeah outbreaks is a long one

[next ridge]

auto clickers aren't forbidden, and outbreaks is one of the worst events when you compress it down into half a week

[late roost]

I still had I think 4 outbreaks left to go on the timeline and I was pretty active. Is there an optimization for the outbreak event?

[late roost]

Also, can't wait for the cockroaches in the next event

[next ridge]

the optimization is: have 4x boost, and be active for a long time

[late roost]

I usually boost it via ads to 40 ish hours and boost when getting back to the x2 boost

[next ridge]

you can boost up to max whenever you enter the simulation. boost going over the maximum will just get added on top

[late roost]

Is the infinity pass worth the money? What exactly does the "no ads" cover?

[robust lion]

Anything that you can watch and ad to obtain you get instantly

[crystal plume]

its worth it

5 dollars to save you time

[next ridge]

boost time, golden boosts, geodes, mystery trait, dwarves

[crystal plume]

that time is worth more than 5 dollars

And 300 cubits

or darwinium

idk

[late roost]

So the 300 darwiniums is a flat bonus, but since it covers most ads, I'd assume it also covers the rechargeable darwiniums, so you'd double the daily darwinium gain anyways.

Might get it for the next outbreak event to see if I reach the end

[next ridge]

oh right, yeah

[languid rivet]

is the a way to have account data between two devices automatically sync? I keep needing to upload data to the cloud when i want to use another device

[next ridge]

the daily darwinium is pretty recent, so I forgot about it

[next ridge]

no, there is no auto sync

[languid rivet]

aw

[late roost]

Also, this is secondary, but is there any charity that the Cells team supports? In Romania we can redirect a percentage from our taxes to charity, and if there is any charity the Cells team supports, I'd gladly make the form to support that one!

[robust lion]

if they do, they havent said anything about it

[late roost]

Awe 😦

[crystal plume]

does someone have pictures of what it looks like when the app caughts you cheating?

like changing date

i am curious of how it looks but yk i dont wanna break the rules

[next ridge]

you'll know

[languid rivet]

just make an account on a different device

[crystal plume]

i rembember i changed the date once and the game did like the glitching effects When you unlock singularity for the first time and it said dont cheat or something

but that was like years ago

[wise cobalt]

https://cell-to-singularity.fandom.com/wiki/Compromised_Simulation

Cell to Singularity Wiki

Compromised Simulation

Compromised Simulation is an anti-cheat system in the game. By changing device time by a lot and go back into the game, there's a high chance that you will see a red question mark saying "The space time continuum has been broken.".
This can happen when you change the system time back by a large amount. The calculation of the time spent offline gets funky, due to the system time practically went backwards, and so the game treats you as potential cheater.
If you continue to change device time while there is the red question mark at the top of the screen, it means you are risking the stability of the game. This may cause intentional lag, lead to black screen, or decrease FPS (frames per second).

[languid rivet]

from the wqiki

[crystal plume]

haha the space time continuum has been broken 🤣

[crystal plume]

i remember this happening why isnt there anything about this?

wait what if you set time backwards will it remove your entropy?

for example: you have gained -7.72 Odc Entriopy

You have been offline for -627271 minutes

[mortal current]

game have code ?

[robust lion]

No

[robust lion]

Use /codes in #🎭-semblance

[crystal plume]

do you rembember the anti cheating this with the simulation glitching and semblance telling you not to cheat?

[robust lion]

no

becasue ive never cheated

[crystal plume]

hmm..

[mortal current]

ty

[crystal plume]

I think i consider myself an OG i played before they even detected that you were cheating

[robust lion]

what year

[crystal plume]

i thiink 2019

[robust lion]

ok yeah

[crystal plume]

but i have bad memory

and i remember thinking "oh you can colonize mars now"

[opaque drum]

daz craz

[crystal plume]

back then it was an completly offline game no being caught when u was cheating no online saves

just you semblance and the singularity

and way less metabits upgrades

i remember when the Mezozoic valley was a new thing and how i uncovered the dinosaur fossil

damn nostalgia hitting me

but there was no saving progress back then i had a new phone and boom everything from scratch

[opaque drum]

lol i went through the same thing

[crystal plume]

i remember vividly scrolling from 2037 to 1970 and back to 2037 on my old android and getting gazillions of entropy 😭

they should do a quiz about old cell to singularity and give ogs rewards

on that fossil

[robust lion]

well currently its 200

hmm

[crystal plume]

wasnt it 300

im pretty sure it was 300

[robust lion]

im saying its 200 now

[crystal plume]

why would they change it

weak newgens, i needed to tap 100x more 😒

[robust lion]

beyond used to be 400 but its 200 now too

[crystal plume]

why not @robust lion

[opaque drum]

cuz if the format's like "you know stuff about old c2s? you get prizes!!!" then it's easily cheatable

the wiki probably has some old information

or you could ask another old player

[robust lion]

@electorus

[crystal plume]

fair enough

what is that spoil it for me

[robust lion]

Episode XVII: Embark to Our Nearest Neighbour

-# deleted message

[devout cedar]

Hi

[robust lion]

hey

[devout cedar]

I think I'm a bit late on the hype of the game?

[slow bloom]

Guys is beyond important

Its a pain to grind..

Mesozoic valley is FAR more easier

[robust lion]

it might be easier, but it has almost 22 times as many ranks as beyond does

[slow bloom]

But is beyond important

[robust lion]

well i guess it depends on your definetion of "important"

[jolly scaffold]

i live in the philippines

[slow bloom]

Guys what does simulation speed mean?

[thin jolt]

evil spooky demon number

[thin jolt]

simulation speed for the primary simulations (and events) is just a production boost

but for mezo and beyond they physically speed up the generators

[slow bloom]

Ok thanks

[potent granite]

sup guys its benji x scarlet in the studio

[potent granite]

Blehhh

[potent granite]

Hm

[opaque drum]

sus

[regal zenith]

Luckyyy

[slow bloom]

guys is Beyond important for progression in the game?

[static olive]

Hi everyone

How are you?

[next ridge]

It gives a little speed boost to the main simulation the further you get and it's something else you can do while waiting

[devout cedar]

What's the stupidest and in the same time cutnlest creature in the game?

[iron belfry]

[iron belfry]

I'd say if you don't enjoy it don't do it. I am not sure what it gives to main simulation exactly but you sure can play without doing it.

On my end I just regret how slowly beyond episode arrive, and that mesozoïk valley have a prestige 10 cap. Good thing event are here to keep us busy

[finite wren]

How am i supposed to reach prestige 10, it's damn long

[green aspen]

What’s mezo

[finite wren]

Mesozoic Valley

[green aspen]

So what does simulation speeds actually do does it make you gain money quicker

[green aspen]

What’s Mesozoic valley

[finite wren]

Are you new?

[finite wren]

Basically

[green aspen]

No I am not new

[green aspen]

Which simulation are you for Mesozoic valley

[finite wren]

The dinosaur one

[green aspen]

Yeah

[opaque drum]

it takes months... some people took years

[green aspen]

Why are you asking

[green aspen]

How do you rise in prestige

[opaque drum]

well

that's a mesozoic thing

[green aspen]

How do you check prestige

[opaque drum]

to answer your question, reach 50 ranks

[opaque drum]

wait, do you even know what mesozoic is

[green aspen]

Yes of course I do

[opaque drum]

then why did you ask...

[green aspen]

Is the ranks the simulations like is 38 simulation rank 38

[opaque drum]

yes i think

[green aspen]

Because I didn’t relieves that’s what it was called

[opaque drum]

wha

do you play a non english version of cell to singularity

[green aspen]

No I play the English version why

[opaque drum]

what does relieves even mean

[green aspen]

Realise

[opaque drum]

oh

you know the game does a good job at reminding you it's called the mesozoic valley

[green aspen]

Ok

[opaque drum]

literally every time you open it it shows its name in the loading screen

how the hell do you miss that-

[green aspen]

I don’t really read it

[opaque drum]

well then

anyways back to prestiges

[green aspen]

Ok

[opaque drum]

after 50 ranks you get one prestige

on each prestige your progress resets

[green aspen]

Ok cool and is one simulation a rank

[opaque drum]

yes

[green aspen]

Ok so 12 left

[opaque drum]

i'm on prestige 3 btw and i've been playing for more than 3 years now 🥲

[green aspen]

Make it 11 now

Ok that’s crazy

I have been playing like. A year

[idle valley]

[velvet socket]

on thats an interesting one

[opaque drum]

btw an example of "only the search for intelligent aliens" is sending radio signals (maybe that one golden record counts but as a time capsule it can also serve future humans so idk)

[slate turtle]

Our species is far too dumb to try to communicate to intelligent aliens

[green aspen]

No it’s not

[slate turtle]

Whats worse is that the US does quite a lot of the exploration so our dumba--es (idk if the word îs flagged) will probably decide to attack them idk why

Thats just me tho

[deft spire]

How you can assume that?

[slate turtle]

Not to mention all these absolute idiotic 0iq gen alpha kids interacting with them if the aliens were to visit us

What are they gonna do? Throw rocks and scream their brainrot things at them while provoking them to attack us bc of the thrown rocks

We're just wild apes still that can build slightly more advanced things than our ancestors

[green aspen]

Assume what

[finite wren]

Heh. Noice

[next ridge]

You're assuming our species is not far too dumb to communicate with intelligent alien lifeforms.

[green aspen]

Yes

[gaunt kernel]

[bright dagger]

I will not buy any more of Darwinium for this event, now i'm 10 and going to sleep... I'm going to lose it 🫡

[opal tusk]

Yall i have an idea

[loud tendon]

Good question, I used to play on Android and now I'm on iPhone but I can't recover my progress, and when I played there was no new option to log in through the game itself. What can I do? Thank you.

[opal tusk]

Idk i also had an account on Android and lost it

[loud tendon]

Damn

So, there's no way to recover

[opal tusk]

i don’t think there is

Sorry

[loud tendon]

Np thank u

[opal tusk]

Anyways so the 4th dimension is theorized to be time, but some people say that dimensions are a geometric thing and that you can’t use time in geometry.

What if time is actually a geometric thing but we can’t know it’s direction

I’m gonna explain it through the 2nd dimension

So imagine that for every second or even less in the 2nd dimension there’s a sort of very thin picture

Stacking up those thin pictures behind each other you get depth

So what if every single planck time in the 3D dimension every one of those pictures (now 3D shapes) get stacked up in a direction we cant comprehend?

And another cool thing that this implies is that we can try to time travel by scrolling through these pictures or shapes.

[bright dagger]

The ultimate proof of the iPhone's uselessness

[loud tendon]

Fvck

[bright dagger]

Although I'm pretty sure I played it on my work iPhone a couple of years ago

[slate turtle]

LETS GO

[robust lion]

GAMBLING

[rich bone]

Dude, you are both insane and a genius. Where do I sign up for your club (if you have one)?

[deft spire]

@crystal plume So how's the leaderboard looking like?

[slow bloom]

Ok thanks

[crystal plume]

Congrats @random solstice you guessed correctly!!11!!111 top 100

Out of 18 people you are the only one who guessed top 100!!!11!1 yay!1!1111

[crystal plume]

mind you i was #170

whoever voted participant and top 10 are just goofs

time for another freaky poll

😜

[tribal knot]

Worth the reboot?

[robust lion]

Not really, but that’s probably the best you’re gonna get

[tribal knot]

What's it gonna hurt? Not much. Just a few minutes of my time.

Brb

Back

[opaque drum]

interestingismic results

poll aint done yet tho

[finite wren]

Is this worth rebooting?

[last gyro]

Definitely

[teal valley]

hi

[last gyro]

Greetings

[last gyro]

Just realized my name is the same name as an electrical company in France

[opaque drum]

hi, electrical company in france!!!!

[last gyro]

Ok epic

[fast juniper]

Yo

[opaque drum]

여

[velvet socket]

I guess that's good

[opaque drum]

aeaeaeaeaeae

based on my predictions it'll take at most a month until level 99

and for level 100, under 2 months

yippee

except with things looming probably 3 months for level 100

this'll be a very awesome moment in serverial history

[opal tusk]

I don’t have one, sorry

[fast juniper]

Yo

[opaque drum]

very inchrestin' results (literally has not changed at all since i've checked on this last time)

[rich bone]

That's OK, then. Thought I ask

[maiden jasper]

heywhats the equivalent of an admin

here

@split bison i need to speak in high importance about a possible scam happening in this server

sorry if you arent an admin or such but i dont know who to bring the attention to

[split bison]

Sure, you can DM me

[teal valley]

hi

[opaque drum]

hey

[raw raptor]

Hi

[sonic ingot]

hi

[opaque drum]

hi

[oak sequoia]

hi

[last gyro]

hi

[neon imp]

Oh hi

[opaque drum]

hi

[wooden spire]

hi :3

[robust lion]

Breaking the chain (:<

[jade spire]

Hi

[last gyro]

hi

[oak sequoia]

Tbh I don’t think we’re ready for alien contact

[crystal plume]

Hello

[dusky gust]

whats that? total metabits? production

[crystal plume]

no go on your account and youlll see

[robust lion]

No it’s this on your profile

[dusky gust]

oh

lms

[dusky gust]

where to see that again

[crystal plume]

haha we are both 46 in mezo

[robust lion]

Side menu

[crystal plume]

5543 cubits ok elon musk

[robust lion]

*logits

[crystal plume]

ok

[dusky gust]

2,53 m

25q metabits

221.070.639.741.9944.000x production

https://tenor.com/view/tatacaw-ttcw-og-og-member-gif-17171623203184688681

[crystal plume]

how far can you go?

what is the limit?

[robust lion]

20

[crystal plume]

who buys a 20 million mutagen upgrade 😭

who even has that much

[robust lion]

endgame players

[crystal plume]

fair enough

11 is already ridiculous idk why i bought that

[robust lion]

when youre at prestige 10 rank 50 all you can do is grind out the last achievements

[crystal plume]

yeah

does someone have the || gigantosaurus || (last dinosaur) at 20 and 20?

[robust lion]

id assume so, but im not sure

[crystal plume]

i have a theory, is the number of Fossils required to complete every mezo rank 1 - 50 coincidentally exactly 1.00 Dc Fossils?

[robust lion]

idk

probably not

[crystal plume]

a specific hole 🤣

[next ridge]

Sometimes, it's seriously broken

[slate turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/acheron-verified-by-zoink-geometry-dash-zoink-pro-gif-17441616465985589502

[robust lion]

how long is it

[slate turtle]

Like 3hrs

[rich bone]

Pure dedication

[crystal plume]

i managed almost 84

[crystal plume]

golden asteroids are so op in beyond

[oak sequoia]

Love how the game doesn’t even explore the reign of the dinosaurs much here

At least the fish and Permian worlds had a little bit of lore

Here it’s like

“We see the dinosaurs in their natural habitats-they’re dead.”

[next ridge]

to be fair, this is about extinctions, not specifically the flora and fauna of the period (unless it was involved with the extinction event)

[crystal plume]

im dissapointed @robust lion

[next ridge]

hard to be involved with a rock from outer space

[oak sequoia]

Yeah, but like (and this isn’t really a complaint), the fish world stated that life began to move onto land as its first node, and the Permian life stated that it was a vertebrate world-then they got onto the killings.

The dinosaur one doesn’t even do that. It’s just…death. I mean, I get the theme, but still.

Okay I realised that sounded like a complaint

[next ridge]

gotta get that far to have more of an opinion on details, I'm just in the age of fishes since I just started like 15 minutes ago

[oak sequoia]

K cool

[crystal plume]

what should i get after i bought giant squid and capybara

[oak sequoia]

I think @robust lion or someone made a guide and posted it a couple times

[robust lion]

well yeah ive barely started

ive only played like an hour

[ornate bluff]

https://coggle.it/diagram/ZuS5sqWLaORTct6D/t/what-to-buy-with-logits-by-culhacol-updated-9-23-24/3f208013d1cda066b5e616fa3225724a1d9bcc0bb5ef8e8474dbb33a21b40326
^^

[random solstice]

Instead of an orifice for multiple things including excretion, eg. ingestion and excretion

[oak sequoia]

@crystal plume told ya

[azure lodge]

This game has inspired me to practice spacebar mashing

I’m doing pretty well

[robust lion]

fun fact (almost) every key counts as a click

[azure lodge]

Yeah I know, I do that usually, but I was impressed that I got 22 cps on spacebar only

[oak sequoia]

Ye

[oak sequoia]

Ooo

[opaque drum]

epic

[surreal urchin]

Hello how do I report someone spam adding me as a friend from this server?

[next ridge]

either dm a mod or ping them

[static olive]

Hi everyone

¿How's it going?

[opaque drum]

super ski-buyduy

[steel idol]

i was playing with the android cat controls then a poop cat came

[rich bone]

Huh. Good for you, I guess?

[topaz crest]

Hii

Im a different person now

[opaque drum]

what's even an android cat control

[topaz crest]

Lol

Anyone play chess here?

[opaque drum]

@wise trail

[last gyro]

Me but not good

-# No ping

[opaque drum]

pingotorus

[crystal plume]

So after you buy capybara and squid there is nothing else to buy for entropy?

[velvet socket]

you can still buy fungi and gorilla but they are not really that good

[velvet socket]

chessotorus

[wide cave]

Joined after being away from this game for a while... hard to believe i joined when it was barely even Mesozoic Valley and a few prestiges... now its... hard to believe it's SO MUCH FASTER TO PROGRESS 🥲

[rich bone]

@wide cave welcome back, bud

[wide cave]

🫡

[crystal plume]

I restarted and my simulation is SLOWER. Wtf??

Wait..

Lemme search for the pic

Here

Despite having more multiplier

[rich bone]

it might do that sometimes. i had that problem a few times

[crystal plume]

what do i do?

i had 3.04B/s now not even half of that

[rich bone]

idk. i just opened and closed the game a few times, and it fixed itself

[crystal plume]

nah this is going straight to #1010249890414202880 and i will write an EXTENSIVE description

[rich bone]

do that. it'll help with future players with the same problem

[opaque drum]

not goodotorus

[last gyro]

What the-

[slate turtle]

Whatthetorus

[dim cedar]

Will there be some new Dino tale content soon?

It's getting boring, am definitely not the only one saying that .. would be sad if that's the case

[last gyro]

Erm

-# I swear to god no Ermotorus

-# Or Swearotorus

-# Or whatever

-# (Including Whateverotorus and Includotorus as well)

[serene dawn]

Thermotorus

[last gyro]

Ugh

[opaque drum]

includingotorus

[last gyro]

Quit it

[opaque drum]

qu-

ok fine

[chilly linden]

That is one big Santa Claus!

Ape Claus!

Is this some kind of secret achivement or something? If so, how do I unlock it (the Ape Santa)?

[robust lion]

nope

[random solstice]

Lots of people actually

[random solstice]

There's also someone on Pluto 👀

[crystal plume]

what the actual fuck

CAN SOME PERSON OF AUTHORITY LOOK AT #1010249890414202880

[slate turtle]

Bruh

It aint a bug squid is just op

[oak sequoia]

And given what I’ve seen in beta content, it would be cool if, in a future update, after you unlock ||cosmic microwave background|| and zoom out all the way, ||santa or someone is just there, looming and/or smiling in the background||

[slate turtle]

Nothing better than eating dinner and watching a Gregtech New Horizons playlist

[velvet crystal]

guys

[slate turtle]

OMG bro has beta from the year 3000

I wonder what the 190M-th meso valley sim has to offer and where the 700k-th beyond episode is set

[oak sequoia]

And such a score wow

[pastel lagoon]

Any working Cell to Singularity codes rn?

[robust lion]

use /codes in #🎭-semblance

[silver kindle]

day 1 pro

[steel idol]

its in a old version of Android

and why is it not snowing in December here in iowa

[frigid wraith]

where is iowa??

[steel idol]

look in the USA map

[next ridge]

welcome to climate change. We haven't had white christmas where I live for like a decade at this point.

[steel idol]

it's in the middle

oh no

[frigid wraith]

is it a state?

[steel idol]

yes

somewhere in the middle

[frigid wraith]

oh, ok.

[robust lion]

buddy im in MINNESOTA and theres no snow

[next ridge]

the sheer climate difference between the US and Europe is so funny... Like, Sioux Falls at the northern border of Iowa is at about the same latitude as Florence in Italy, and it'd be more news if there was snow there

[pastel lagoon]

Tryhard

[silver kindle]

dont try me 💪

@next ridge what do you want with a poor boy like me 😩😭

[next ridge]

all you're doing with that is bragging about money

[outer bone]

Ok question. I’m stuck at 83% completed in primary, how do I finish it?

[next ridge]

get all the achievements

[outer bone]

😭

[crystal plume]

no im supposed to be getting at least 3B/s

this is like devastatingly little

[untold mural]

lmao

[sonic nexus]

I am new any tips

[dusky gust]

VEXBOLTS MASS UNFOLOWING ON DECEMBER 31ST SPREAD THE WORD🚨🚨🚨🚨

[robust lion]

What’s vexblots

[dusky gust]

Do you by any chance live under a rock

[robust lion]

Perchance

[dusky gust]

Makes sense

[opaque drum]

What's vexblots

[silver kindle]

im beta, so all purchases are void

[silver kindle]

SPREAD THE WORD

[half horizon]

What

?

[next ridge]

reload the game?

[frigid wraith]

does anyone know of any games that you see/ interact with h!tler?

[opaque drum]

why in the world do you need this information

-# also, possible rule 2.1 violation

[frigid wraith]

I like war and he is the first thing that I think of when talking/ thinking about war.

[half horizon]

any tips for beyond?

[frigid wraith]

be VERY patient.

[velvet socket]

What even is vexbolts

[jolly scaffold]

i randomly found the place where the battle of waterloo was

[opaque drum]

why are they fighting in a farm smh the crops gonna distract 🤦

[ocean nexus]

Bro help how do I cross-save I don’t get it

Plz

[steel idol]

you link the account then you backup

also take this to #💬-cells-chat

[frigid wraith]

does anyone know of any games that you see/ interact (talk, hit, sh00t, interfere with his plans) with h!tler? yes, I know this goes near rule 2.1 but I'm just asking (and praying I don't get banned for asking this).

[crystal plume]

what does this game have to do with moustache man?

[opaque drum]

i mean if you're this persistent, he's a boss in wolfenstein 3d

[velvet socket]

what the-

[slim meadow]

True

[serene dawn]

Me

[jolly scaffold]

1 trillion tardigrades vs box of crayons

[cobalt heath]

Time is a circle

⭕

[tardy lintel]

Hi

[random solstice]

Yeah I have no idea what this is either

[oak sequoia]

hello

[oak sequoia]

the tardigrades would win if they attacked at night
ooo interesting

[tardy lintel]

Bro my mom had a problem with the eon tv and she called nova and they said we couldnt help and you know what i did i pressed the home button and i locate eon and i clicked on it thats all the support at nova couldnt do all that

[jovial spear]

Hi Everyone

[dusky gust]

fun fact: uranus is the planet with the most moons over 10km

[robust lion]

https://tenor.com/view/the-more-you-know-gif-26317296

oh fun

[dusky gust]

only 1 of uranus' moons is smaller than 10km

the list:

earth: 1
mars: 2
jupiter: 16
saturn: 26
uranus: 27
neptune: 16
pluto: 5
eris: 1
haumea: 2
makemake: 1
quaoar: 1
orcus: 1
gonggong: 1

[oak sequoia]

hello

[velvet socket]

hi

[opaque drum]

whoopsies wrong sticker

[opaque drum]

fun fact: for the first time in like years i think i've taken off my do not disturb

now congradulate me

while i sleep :3

[keen bay]

i havent touched this games in 3 months

chat died

[rotund ivy]

I also don't know what vexblots is so dw

[next ridge]

<@&535129309648781332>

[inland berry]

!ban 1123068712136745030 suspected link

[balmy trout]

Banned leader_tj#0 (Case #3382) (user notified with a direct message)

[inland berry]

thank you

[next ridge]

that was really quick :o

[inland berry]

it's usually faster

[robust lion]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/694901423732686878/1211105017029726339/IMG_1595.gif

i will never not post this

[molten thunder]

Pft

[velvet crystal]

roses are red, my screen is blue, I think I deleted system32

[hot mango]

o

i'm back

[crystal plume]

how do i fix the glitch where i sudde ly gain less metabits

[robust lion]

you dont

because its not a bug

each metabit takes mroe to get than the previous so your production WILL go down over time

[crystal plume]

so if im at 40Qa metabits and lets say greg is at 1Qa metabits and we both produce the same entropy per second will i get less metabits?

[robust lion]

yes

[crystal plume]

oh well why doesnt it say that nowhere

like this is news

[crystal plume]

.

[robust lion]

it actually says ingame

[crystal plume]

where

[robust lion]

Click the i on the metabit tab

[crystal plume]

that i is so small come on🙏😭

barely noticed it

ok thanks for the info

[potent granite]

I am looking at the pic
Omg your Metabits are so high

[potent granite]

It's tied between Video games & Black holes 😭🙏

I prefer games tho

[broken ermine]

Language is honestly the best

[opaque drum]

LINGUISTIC REPRESENTATION PLUHHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯

[ocean nexus]

Brainrot whould be kinda be good if it has future predictions

[jolly scaffold]

good afternoon chat

i just woke up since my schedule is so screwed

[ocean nexus]

Can’t blame you

Man they really gotta skip those unlocking cutscenes when you already challenge 2

[broken ermine]

Real

[ocean nexus]

Finally…….

[sonic ingot]

gg

[ornate bluff]

Congrats ^

-# I have 29000+ points now ya

[sonic ingot]

wow

[ocean nexus]

Then how am I still 1st

[ornate bluff]

Your division is easy
I do it fast and earlier so that I have the possibility to hit 30k again

[sonic ingot]

wow

[ocean nexus]

What even is division id?

[ornate bluff]

You join the event earlier= lower division id
So join the event later= higher division id
Usually lower divisions have more people to do the event hard

[ocean nexus]

Oh I see that’s why my alt has like 10k and still no top 10

[broken ermine]

Im 3.3k and top 50

😠

Need 1.2k more for top 25

[ocean nexus]

What’s your division id

[jolly scaffold]

breaking bad when?

[woeful wind]

Heeeey! Which nodes and badges are missing to me?

[woeful wind]

And, btw, what can I use the earned science in the events?

[ornate bluff]

For event leaderboard only and it resets every other events

[frigid wraith]

I mean like a new (ish) game.

[opaque drum]

yeah idk

[frigid wraith]

ok, thanks anways.

[austere crag]

I NEED HELP

PLEASE SOMEOKE HELP

DOES ANYONE HAVE A FACEBOOK

PLEASE BRO

[last gyro]

Wha

I've a dead one ugh

[vagrant zephyr]

Nah I don’t

[last gyro]

e

[vagrant zephyr]

I don’t want Facebook

[austere crag]

CAN ANYONE FIND THIS PERSON

[vagrant zephyr]

What’s happening

[last gyro]

Erm what the

[vagrant zephyr]

Why

[last gyro]

Anyone active

Nvm I'm leaving general e

[vagrant zephyr]

Noooooo

[ocean nexus]

Who on

[cobalt heath]

Happy new year

The year is gonna end

[pallid latch]

For 2 of the achievements, tap the set of armor in the Civ garden, and go to Macchu Picchu and tap the alpaca there

[opaque drum]

wait why didn't i put "slee-p-oll:" before the poll title smh i suck

[opaque drum]

are you blocked or somethin

if by find you mean the facebook account then just search "jenni sandor" in facebook

took me only like a minute to find it smhmhmhsmshs

wait is that zoom

[slate turtle]

https://youtu.be/p9Vff3JqS9o?si=P5wXc_hYyh8MNbYx

Peak

[opaque drum]

ok now do bloodbath

[crystal plume]

"McQueen is fading" 😭🙏🙏 what happen @robust lion

[robust lion]

I haven’t started challenge mode yet

[crystal plume]

what place r u

[crystal plume]

what place

what division

[robust lion]

29th in division #218

[crystal plume]

7th in #196

[ornate bluff]

1st in #111

[crystal plume]

blue star and diamond geode YAAAYAYAYYAAYAY

[opaque drum]

fun fact: the s in ea nasir is pronunced ts

and ea nasir as a whole is pronounced like EH-ah NAH-ts-ir (yup, the ts is sort of isolated)

[opaque drum]

sadnessnowadays choosing unsure and not worse is something
also what happened colin-

[crystal plume]

why dont u start challenge mode youll get +500 and youll make it into top 25

@robust lion

[robust lion]

Because I have all the logit upgrades so I really don’t need to try

[crystal plume]

but the geode

You havent completet mezo

[robust lion]

Meso isn’t hard

[crystal plume]

But still...

To late

THE EVENT IS OVERRRRRR

⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[robust lion]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[crystal plume]

yaaaayyyy

[sonic ingot]

gg

[ornate bluff]

Final 30k of this year

[sage oyster]

gonna check somthing

didnt work

[vagrant zephyr]

Finished my car (took 3 hours)

[opaque finch]

Hello

[torn palm]

Give me a random constellation

[robust lion]

puppis

[torn palm]

thx

[devout cedar]

I have to know pleaaase, is it better to download the game or it works well playing on the web

[torn palm]

completed

[opaque drum]

isn't the web version super outdated

also the performance is worse

not to mention the countless of bugs reported about it

[devout cedar]

i don't honestly, I'm new to the game and the option is on the official website

[opaque drum]

then i suggest you download

[devout cedar]

so I should get it on steam?

[opaque drum]

yeah go ahead

[devout cedar]

ok thank you

[opaque drum]

personally i just do mobile

[devout cedar]

yeah the game makes my bit older phone die

[opaque drum]

yknow what

i'm celebrating new year's early

about a day early to be exact

3 minutes until midnight

when it hits 00:00 i will celebrate the only good way to celebrate: sleep

and a slee-p-oll preferably

[robust lion]

meanwhile 11 am in america (:

[vagrant zephyr]

11:59*

[opaque drum]

lol gl directly opposite people

[robust lion]

roundings

[ornate bluff]

Near 1am

[last gyro]

23.59

Nvm

First of new day

[vagrant zephyr]

It’s almost 13:00!!!!

One more hour till

[opaque drum]

yippee

00:00

now i shall slee-p-oll

[last gyro]

e

[vagrant zephyr]

s

[devout cedar]

waw

now why the hell the game takes half of my storage

I can't even download it rigth now cause my father's wifi is too shitty

[opaque drum]

took a while to compile

[marble sinew]

How do I submit a suggestion?

[robust lion]

use /suggest in #🎭-semblance

[robust lion]

how bad is your storage? the game is less than half a gigabyte

[devout cedar]

huuuuuuuuuuuuum... I think I'm pretty pretty pretty pretty dumb

I have severe brain damage yeah

[marble sinew]

Thank you!

[vagrant zephyr]

Playing COD

[opaque drum]

brilliant

i was about to fit in "play games" but too many options :(

wait seriously only one of yall gonna watch fireworks

[opaque drum]

reminder that you can choose multiple answers