🏠-general

[tough marsh]

good luck!

[opaque drum]

man i hate when chat goes active overnight

like 187 messages help

i cannot read them all

[tough marsh]

lol

just someone helger shouldn't be mentioning

just gonna delete the messages real quick

don't want conversation of banned users lol

[potent granite]

Ok

As curious as I am, I won’t question any further

[wraith schooner]

What happened to semblance

[potent granite]

It’s being ✨updated✨

[tough marsh]

wdym what happened? is there something wrong with the bot at the moment?

[hollow quartz]

Here we go again...

[solemn token]

/game isn't working

[opaque drum]

uhhh what?!

[earnest brook]

How can i unlock the rest?

[little stump]

every 15 days or something you get a shark

and if you get all of the shark u will get a badge

[earnest brook]

Alr thanks

And any idea how i can increase my income i am fully maxed everywhere in the main simulation but thesz two upgrades are just too expensive

It took me like 1week to only get 150qdc

[gleaming horizon]

squid

and capy

but capy first

and alot of uh badges

[earnest brook]

alr well need to farm logits

[potent granite]

Do you not have ?

[deft spire]

I'll sit in school till 5:20 PM on Monday and Wednesday

[opaque drum]

depressing

[lyric coral]

I havst holidays for teachers day

[earnest brook]

Yes but not doing much

[opaque drum]

literally no new votes

damn

[minor wolf]

Does anyone know how to unlock demios in beyond ?

[opaque drum]

yeah, observatory station thing

it's that research thing where you get uhhh

oh wait nvm you cant

look the upgrade is called "phobos" but it actually includes both phobos and deimos and the devs suck at naming

[minor wolf]

Oh ok its just that when you click on it in the garden it says it costs 10 but there's no way to actually buy it....

I've maxed the phobos mission

[opaque drum]

yeah exactly- there is no deimos in the tech tree!

at least what i remember

[wooden spire]

When you're happy you enjoy the song... when you're sad you understand the lyrics 😔

[potent granite]

I am neither?

[little stump]

such touching lyric

[opaque drum]

so touching it touched my balls

[frail cradle]

AYO WHAT

[hollow quartz]

I saw the same comment in the cats song by the living tombstone

Jesus christ

Meow meow meow meow, such hitting lyrics...

[hybrid lodge]

Teachers day

[neat coral]

just finished my first day of school and my geography teacher said we're not living 2023, we're living in 7500 or something, it's some unknown calendar and the only right one apparently

[potent granite]

Huh

Interesting

I start school tomorrow

[terse shuttle]

I start school the day after

[solemn token]

if we go by agricultural calendar we're in 12023, if we go by the age of the earth (arguably a better year system, considering it's literally just the age of the earth) then it's 4.54 + or - 0.05 billion years

i started school today as well

[still slate]

My school starts at 11th September

[solemn token]

lucky

[terse shuttle]

Bruh a week… lucky

[still slate]

thanks

[terse shuttle]

I just came out of an intense summer program and had to do calculus homework during the summer

[solemn token]

i would love to be able to do that

[terse shuttle]

I c a n n o t e s c a p e e d u c a t I o n

[solemn token]

i like school :(

[potent granite]

No one can

[terse shuttle]

Then I gotta start doing college admissioning

[solemn token]

lucky :( i'm still a year away from that

[terse shuttle]

• school

[terse shuttle]

Nah.. that’s when you are no longer a kid

[terse shuttle]

Now try this if you love school…
Take all the AP classes
And if you are not in murica land, all of the hardest classes.

[solemn token]

my birthday is also in the start of the school year, so if it's too much for me, drinking is a viable career, but i find that unlikely because i like learning, and i don't want to be a kid

i'm taking advanced classes as well

[terse shuttle]

Is it in A LL the periods?

[solemn token]

yes

[terse shuttle]

Ok gawd damn

Bros going to Harvard

[tough marsh]

lol

[solemn token]

i'm english, not going to an american school

[tough marsh]

[terse shuttle]

Eh… it’s a testament to how hard getting into that damn school is in the US

[tough marsh]

how??

[terse shuttle]

I envy European education and how everything does not cost a spleen and a liver

[tough marsh]

mood

[solemn token]

idk, but i know i enjoy school

[potent granite]

I believe the saying is “an arm and a leg”

[solemn token]

too bad england isn't in europe

[potent granite]

It’s not?

[terse shuttle]

What is it then eh?

[solemn token]

it's brexit

[terse shuttle]

I KNEW IT

[solemn token]

lol

[potent granite]

Brexit is a continent?

[terse shuttle]

I WAS ABOUT TO TYPE THAT

XD

[potent granite]

Never heard of it

[tough marsh]

no, it was the thing that they did to stupidly break up with the EU or something of the sort

[potent granite]

Oh

[terse shuttle]

It’s no longer “European” by law

[tough marsh]

don't worry, "british" is already a pretty harsh insult /j

[terse shuttle]

Nah there’s an even worse one

[solemn token]

in the uk, i've calculated that unless you pay for university yourself, than debt is around £56200+ interest over like, 30 years

[terse shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-pathetic-principal-skinner-gif-19732520

[solemn token]

(80s american university debt)

[terse shuttle]

Not when the amount of debt you would have goes to the hundreds of thousands today

In America 🇺🇸

Why does everything cost a kidney ;_;

[tough marsh]

americaaaa!!!!

[solemn token]

you say that, but i called myself british

[tough marsh]

my condolences

[terse shuttle]

Not when you add the ‘

Then it’s an insult

Now, how’d everyone pronounce the word gray or grey?

[neat coral]

gray

grey makes no sense to me

[solemn token]

grey

gray makes no sense to me

[potent granite]

Either or

I use both

[terse shuttle]

I dunno which one to use but I think I use grey more

[solemn token]

that spelling is more frequently used in the uk

[terse shuttle]

O no… I think I hear the FBI

Chat died 💀

[solemn token]

we all instantaneously got swatted

[terse shuttle]

WE KNOW TOO MUCH

[upper obsidian]

hi

this happened to me

(not flux)

[solemn token]

you found the secret hypnosis mode, it trains you to become a super soldier and be natured properly to violence

[upper obsidian]

oh

weird

[terse shuttle]

jeezus its like going down a wormhole

[potent granite]

Reminds me of this

[terse shuttle]

bruhhh this is trippppy

[neat coral]

how did you get that screen without flux

[slate turtle]

cough cough

[potent granite]

No

Ads bad

[smoky pilot]

wth

[potent granite]

Stop changing the date&time

That never would’ve happened if you didn’t

[quiet orchid]

What happens if you change the date

[neat coral]

you timeskipped lol

what did you expect

[shrewd rune]

Didn't expect the server to be this big

[potent granite]

Only 130k members

[shrewd rune]

Yeah, most servers I'm in have at most 15,000

[quiet orchid]

Sometimes instead of tapping with my fingers I tap with my toes

[deft spire]

You get flagged by the game, and no longer can be shown on leaderboard, your game can get corrupted basically destroying your save

[quiet orchid]

If I changed the date for a glitch in another game would it affect my save

[quiet orchid]

?

[deft spire]

I don't think so

[quiet orchid]

Ok good

[inland berry]

this is no joke, with scholarships, university in Spain can cost around 5€ per academic year if you do all subjects perfect (perfect means pass the exams with less than 5)

[cobalt heath]

nothing new here?

by the way,who is the player with more RP

[tribal knot]

Decisions...if I reboot now I get a decent boost. If I wait, it will get better.

[terse shuttle]

if it (Metabit production) slows down to a crawl, then reboot

[tribal knot]

👍 it's holding around 17B a sec

[tough marsh]

welcome to the community 👋

[muted nymph]

damn

[potent granite]

Hmm

Seems sus

I don’t trust it

[terse shuttle]

S u S

and why in the world are you posting this here?

[robust lion]

wait

yeah

its fake

HOWEVER

its not a scam

its just a troll

its an image

[opaque drum]

big chat

[thorny seal]

Hi

[quiet orchid]

Guys I have a question

What would you do if when you ok he said when would go

[potent granite]

?

[opaque drum]

how high are you

[terse shuttle]

Still… it’s an image… with a link

[primal fox]

Someone rate this edit 1/10

[potent granite]

10/10 amazing

Is that j1407b?

[acoustic token]

I just completed the final Mission in The Beyond and still have two Type II "Special Cards" undiscovered... Red Dwarfs look to only give Type I cards... I think this means my only way of getting them is to slowly rank up the Type II stars? They generally give cards for their own traits, but I think they can also give the Universal Traits?

[primal fox]

@potent granite yea

[potent granite]

Nice

[stuck rain]

Bro dropped the hardest universe edit and thought we wouldn’t notice 10/10

[spare citrus]

Thanks! 🙏🙌

What am i doing here? I can't report any bug, because i use the game only for psychotic experience. ❤️‍🩹

[cedar spear]

does anyone know when episode 20 is coming out I'm already tired of 19 I completed it already.

[ashen eagle]

I believe it is a 2 month cadence

[cedar spear]

Okay

[opaque drum]

💯

[untold imp]

The theme for ranking up Tau Ceti reminded me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsU3B0W3TMs

[rich wigeon]

it should hit beta soon, probably sometime around next week

[opaque drum]

votes currently brock 3 to 2 aura

expected that this series is slowly dying considering the decrease of total votes

[hollow quartz]

Real

[hollow quartz]

It's now 3 o 3

Aura win!

[potent granite]

No /game?

[potent granite]

Not right now

[tawdry trellis]

hello
it's been a while since I chatted here

[lyric coral]

I'm sticking with Brock, I'm confident he'll win,

[little stump]

Anyone noticed that semblance looks like cortana from halo

[opaque drum]

who plays halo deez days 💀

ooh 9 votes in

[little stump]

h

[opaque drum]

now brock getting beat

[opaque drum]

catch deez hands

[tough marsh]

@opaque drum sorry, had to delete that certain message cause of the rules, however, funny

[little stump]

rahhhh

so uh when dinosaur earth

we all waiting for

[tough marsh]

one day

[little stump]

amaze

it is confirmed

[tough marsh]

lol, don't trust me for confirmations

[little stump]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-lang-meme-lang-gif-25328035

[tough marsh]

the only thing I can confirm 100% of the time is stuff for @frigid bluff

[little stump]

cuz u made it

[tough marsh]

exactly

[little stump]

ever realized that cortana looks like semblance

the lore is expanding

[abstract moat]

What is greg gang

[little stump]

idk someone made it

[teal wolf]

How can i see que the clasification

[abstract moat]

Wdym?

[opaque drum]

grrrrrrrr i gotta use other words now which are basically synonyms but are less offensive!!!!

[wooden spire]

I'm borrowing this sentence

[opaque drum]

ok Forgiato

I put the new forg on the archie family tree
I trap until the archie boutta get lore so deep
cuz all my counters got it out the streets
i keep an archie family tree inside my dreams

i remember realizing that will never come true 😔

(insert next modified lyrics idk)

imma start the battle at 3 days from now, and hopefully (not so possibly) 1 day from now

wait a minute, 2 days from now ain't available so i will edit that with the likely one being 3 and a hopefully 1

i wanted to use another name for gold but realized that name was also a name of a person i know which made me felt weird so i changed it to this superstitious paranormal-mystic fanatic lookin ahh name

[wise trail]

what is Greg gang?

[opaque drum]

gang of greg fans

[wise trail]

Who's Greg?

A non fiction creature?

I mean fiction

[opaque drum]

Full name: His Majesty Gregorius Fortis Divinoni Redonum or Gregorius II, the rightful heir to the crown of the Cetus Empire.
Scientific name: Tau Ceti h

[wise trail]

So it's a fiction

I mean non fiction

[small patio]

[opaque drum]

the name greg came from this message by we19, after taking a shot of tau ceti h in the game #💬-cells-chat message , and the funny fancy royal looking name came from some joke i made at #💬-cells-chat message

[opaque drum]

yea, tau ceti h is an actual planet, we19 jokingly named "him" "Greg"

[wise trail]

Is that canon?

[opaque drum]

now it's basically regarded as official in #🦖-paleontologist-chat that his name is greg, and in fact there is some on going lore stuff about his dissappearance which is interesting

[opaque drum]

canon as in the planet told us privately that his name is greg? no

canon as in people outside the cell to singularity community know tau ceti h is named greg? no

[wise trail]

[opaque drum]

canon as in goofy ahh on going joke that i am ruining the immersion to? yes

[wise trail]

Okay bro enough

It was my mistake to ask you questions

[opaque drum]

canon as in spiderman across the spiderverse? i didn't watch that

[deft spire]

Yep, it was

[opaque drum]

ok boemer

darwin giveaways when™️

[upper obsidian]

this took me 19 hours from the start

[opaque drum]

that took me 19 minutes

[upper obsidian]

😭

its hard for me ngl

[still slate]

I got all

[upper obsidian]

woah

how

[errant ocean]

rank 7 meso 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[gleaming horizon]

how the hell did he get 246 feliforms with rank 7 meso and rank 2 beyond

he gotta have a godly amount of badges

[errant ocean]

Istfg

[upper obsidian]

😭

[remote kite]

Beyond 8

[still slate]

Good work. Keep going

[hollow quartz]

Good work

normie

Stfu, he is new

[gleaming horizon]

HOW DOES HE HAVE 246 FELIFORM

with virtually almost no progress on both beyond and i am guessing no prestige on meso

[potent granite]

I have 380

[deft spire]

Highly possible

[gleaming horizon]

how

before update even with few meso prestiges i didnt have as much

i am baffled

[slate turtle]

I'am utterly and totally surprised.

[gleaming horizon]

dont watch bojack horse

jaut dont

save yourself the little of humanity you have

you will not live to regret it

and i mean literally

[abstract moat]

MY CAT TURNED ON MY LAPTOP

[potent granite]

Congratulations

[fluid dove]

congratulations

[twilit pilot]

hhhhhhh

[potent granite]

Hhhhhhh?

[odd vale]

can sombody tell me some code for improvement???

[twilit pilot]

more money more power

[opaque drum]

he's just stating the truth

[odd vale]

it doesnt work

[opaque drum]

love how cheating is not allowed except for autoclick (this is the 3rd edit help)

have a feeling it's just because it's so hard to detect

[neat temple]

Hello

[daring sparrow]

Hi

[opaque drum]

Hola

[tough marsh]

nah, autoclickers just good for avoiding cramping your hand

[maiden ingot]

yea tbh

[opaque drum]

so is skipping the time

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-creepy-smile-gif-18297390

we say peeps but never peep
we live in a susiety

[upper obsidian]

wow

[opaque drum]

forg

[potent granite]

Autoclickers are allowed, and even recommended on the wiki

[opaque drum]

why don't i go recommend robbing the bank for impoverished people

[lyric coral]

What about robbing a multi-billionaire

As I said positivity today

[potent granite]

Because that’s illegal…?

[opaque drum]

that was a rhetoric question you book cover

[potent granite]

*rhetorical

[gleaming horizon]

robin hood

[lyric coral]

Skill issue

[deft spire]

Wiki is a weird place
Somewhere it also says that changing time on device is also a good idea and is allowed

Not sure if it's still there

[deft spire]

Use command /codes in the channel #🎭-semblance to see all working codes

[timid barn]

Hi

[slate turtle]

👀

[little stump]

lil bit of trolling

[wet thistle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/956251048064983121/1065666868259606558/image0.gif

[opaque drum]

samey lamey

[opaque drum]

solipsism (philosophy) mfs when I tell them they have main character syndrome:

[opaque drum]

maybe today i'll do it

[opaque drum]

wait what was knochen's new account

[little stump]

fishe

[opaque drum]

wha

@steep salmone

OH MY DAYS

anyways yeah no fishe

or ur talking about sordfeesh

i like to imagine that because earth was hit by theia, which is a large enough celestial object, a planetball of earth would have 2 faces

one is of proto-earth, the other is of theia

what type of hermaphrodite creature grossness is this

[wooden spire]

https://tenor.com/view/summoned-gif-21949657

[little stump]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-lang-meme-lang-gif-25328035

[opaque drum]

https://tenor.com/view/cuh-guh-buh-gif-26372267

https://tenor.com/view/cuh-what-cat-huh-gif-23986318

https://tenor.com/view/puh-guh-buh-funny-cat-cat-gif-27375657

[gleaming warren]

it will go on forever🫠

[opaque drum]

what do you mean by goes on forever

[errant ocean]

PLUH! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[little stump]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1099390090100351060/1132653907886223481/xlpgokdk.gif

[gleaming warren]

It take a long time to me for have a goat

[errant ocean]

can someone help moi

idk wtf to do I'm stuck at 3 tril megabit

I send an ss in cells chat

[opaque drum]

well 2 years of dedicated gaming and you'll get it easily every time

[gleaming warren]

Haha

i play this game for so long but i loss my account

[errant ocean]

Oof

[opaque drum]

makes sense, you're relatively new. get more uhhh reality engine upgrades (especially the 10x every badge/mesolevel/beyondepisode ones, also the other ones too) and actually put work on beyond and meso

hi sample draco

[errant ocean]

I was on meso 24 and beyond 14 and i left for a while, when I came back and tried to log in it threw me in meso 13 and beyond 5 😠

[opaque drum]

huh

[inland berry]

it's normal, there is a balance update in progress. If you want to progress, buy the capibara and then, the giant squid

[errant ocean]

Done dat

[opaque drum]

corruped saving stuff stuff something

[opaque drum]

DO IT MORE

AND MORE

DONT FORGOT EXPLORATION EVENTS!!!!

[errant ocean]

Right. Got the giant squid thingy. Working on capy

[opaque drum]

UNTIL YOUR FINGERS GET NUMB AND YOUR HEAD DIZZY

[errant ocean]

I'm on the one for 100T

[errant ocean]

My butt dizzy 🥴

[opaque drum]

tf

(team fortress)

[deft spire]

The only tip I can give is to simply wait till devs finish tuning

[inland berry]

how many jellyfish do you have?

[errant ocean]

696

[opaque drum]

nic

[inland berry]

okay, good

[gleaming warren]

Hey guy, is that james webb

[errant ocean]

Whens that happening 😭

[deft spire]

They're in the middle of it

[gleaming warren]

Oh god

[inland berry]

https://tenor.com/view/surprise-tool-mickey-mouse-mickey-clubhouse-gif-18764497

[little stump]

small trolling

[gleaming warren]

it cool

[errant ocean]

Last update I shot up like crazy

was stuck on 1 bil megabits

And went to 3 tril in no time

Now I'm stuck here

Lmfao

[abstract moat]

We need to stop idolizing mass murderers

[little stump]

hehe

[errant ocean]

Fr Mickey murdered millions

[little stump]

i die

[abstract moat]

Nuh uh

[errant ocean]

nuh uh

[little stump]

Yuh uh

[errant ocean]

just undie 🗣️

[abstract moat]

Nuh uh

[errant ocean]

it's that easy 🗣️

[little stump]

it worked

[inland berry]

well, im going to the 1 qi reality engine upgrade at 7.88 B/s

[abstract moat]

Fr

[errant ocean]

homeless?

Buy a house

🗣️

[abstract moat]

But a house

[errant ocean]

no.

[abstract moat]

If you drowning

[little stump]

NAHHH WHO THE HELL COMMITED ARSON IN THE SKYBOX 😭

[errant ocean]

lmao

[abstract moat]

Just drink water

[errant ocean]

Fr

[abstract moat]

Me

[errant ocean]

It's just the ocean

No biggie

[abstract moat]

If you suffocate, just breath

[errant ocean]

sorry for committing mass genocide I was being silly 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[gleaming warren]

Should i have this

[abstract moat]

No

[opaque drum]

dien woatte

[errant ocean]

Nah

[abstract moat]

Spare for black hole

[gleaming warren]

Oh

[opaque drum]

ya sure

[abstract moat]

Wait until episode 19

[opaque drum]

they aint even at main sequence yet

[abstract moat]

Grind until 19

[opaque drum]

too long of a wait

might take a year

[abstract moat]

And buy blackhole

[gleaming warren]

Oh

[opaque drum]

but yeah blackhole better than blue star thing

[errant ocean]

Gah dayum

[opaque drum]

who are you

[gleaming warren]

So many time

[errant ocean]

i am Jose Mourinho 🗣️

[opaque drum]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-tonight-glass-break-kinemaster-gif-22142436

[abstract moat]

If you have van maanen, buy blackhole

[opaque drum]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-good-ok-gif-19850119

[gleaming warren]

Nah

I can wait

[opaque drum]

WYM NAH

[abstract moat]

Sorry for totally not killing a person at 13:46 1989 25 september

[gleaming warren]

oh

[opaque drum]

hey that was my kill

[abstract moat]

Skill issue

[opaque drum]

grrr

[little stump]

Skrill Issue 🦐

[opaque drum]

at least i assassinated jfk, whoever that lee harvey oswald guy was just tryna make himself look cool although it was me

[abstract moat]

Yeah, blud is overrated af

John wilkes booth is the goat /s

[opaque drum]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-political-gif-21438301

https://tenor.com/view/cats-cat-cat-fight-cat-fighting-2cats-gif-24062642

[opaque drum]

remember when people simped for semblance

still do

[errant ocean]

i will

[abstract moat]

Can she beat goku tho

[opaque drum]

goofy ahh meme

[errant ocean]

she can beat me

🫦

[opaque drum]

is that supposed to mean... 🤨

[errant ocean]

😃

[opaque drum]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-the-eyebrow-eyebrow-of-the-rock-ayo-meme-beak5428-gif-27605761

sussi boi

[errant ocean]

😄

[little stump]

Can someone tell me where the hell am i

[errant ocean]

oh that's my basement

you can eat those kids there

their feet are 🤌

[abstract moat]

My basement

Don't listen to tartarus

[little stump]

erm

[opaque drum]

smash

ok jokes aside why does it look like it has a long ahh shlawng

[little stump]

WAIT HE CHASIN ME

[errant ocean]

OUR basement

[abstract moat]

Shared basement

[errant ocean]

💋

[opaque drum]

communism?!

[little stump]

i shook him off

[opaque drum]

bro did what

[little stump]

he lost me

[opaque drum]

more like you lost him 💀

[little stump]

e

so how do i escape here

[opaque drum]

tell you what: if a monster appears, just excessively flirt with it with your ultima rizz

[abstract moat]

You gotta clip somewhere

[opaque drum]

there is a reason their population increase over time

[little stump]

er

[opaque drum]

jump in

[little stump]

ight

[abstract moat]

Wait

[little stump]

weeeeeeeeee

[abstract moat]

I have ways to escape

[opaque drum]

ok that was prolly a bad idea

[abstract moat]

You still there?

I can help esczpe

[deft spire]

He's dead

[opaque drum]

man

[abstract moat]

Skill issue

[opaque drum]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-png-speech-bubble-gif-26086226

spunchybop

[still slate]

Great now you're in Level 1

or 2

[little stump]

RAHHHHH

[opaque drum]

oh my days i hate this levelling of the backrooms

[abstract moat]

Level 83838282: idk man

[opaque drum]

i enjoyed when it wasnt labeled with some arbitrary staging

i enjoyed when it was just some random glitch world with goofy monsters

[abstract moat]

Level: {[∫⌬→→: scary

Very scary

[opaque drum]

Level -1: irl

now go eat yourself

[abstract moat]

That is a real level

[little stump]

is this walmart underground parking lot

[opaque drum]

oh my deities wtf

[little stump]

uhh

[opaque drum]

they really just wanna assign a level for every number

[still slate]

go up

[opaque drum]

what else? fckin 1.372?

fckin 2.3i-6?

fckin idk quaternion shiz

[little stump]

IS THAT

SUBWAY???

[opaque drum]

the fuck

[opaque drum]

eat

now

[little stump]

what

this aints subway

[still slate]

bruh

[little stump]

this is subyow

[abstract moat]

Subyow→

[little stump]

burrito

[opaque drum]

eat

[still slate]

eat it but if have poison don't eat

[little stump]

it taste goofy

i feel like headache

[deft spire]

Start opening random doors
One of them should lead you to another level

[still slate]

yes

[opaque drum]

why dont you go and open up to connor about your feelings for him

(connor is a random generated name)

[little stump]

update : dont trust the burrito

[opaque drum]

huh, he was a person

EBBY

[deft spire]

Welp

[opaque drum]

E B B Y IS TYPING

NO WAY

WE19 TOO

[still slate]

I was say it if burrito have posion.

[opaque drum]

SHE IS TYPING WE19 IS TYPING

SHE IS NO LONGER TYPING GUYS

https://tenor.com/view/omg-what-no-way-emoji-shock-gif-24390671

chat no longer typing damn cuh

[deft spire]

You scared everyone

[opaque drum]

yeah i do that

especially with my borderline fascist dictatorship empire of whaelea/whailia/whailon abris

[little stump]

aaaa

head hurt

must go outside

[deft spire]

It's a different level I suppose

Don't remember this one

[opaque drum]

level my ass

[little stump]

ok what level is this

[opaque drum]

thats just irl

unless no one's there

[still slate]

Level city

[opaque drum]

yknow what just go die

like just die

hope you find an afterlife

[little stump]

kms?

[opaque drum]

then ask god why the fuck is the backrooms a thing

[opaque drum]

KSI?!

[little stump]

so uh

[opaque drum]

is this from a random yt vid

[little stump]

would this be enough

[opaque drum]

and you are just sending screenshots

[still slate]

Will you go die?

[opaque drum]

nvm that's a game

[little stump]

no totally not my gmod screenshots

[opaque drum]

gawwy mwod uwu

[little stump]

do jump

screw it ill jump

[still slate]

ok

[opaque drum]

ok

[little stump]

cya yall in after life

[still slate]

cya

[opaque drum]

damn cuh

cya

[deft spire]

No clue what's this level

Looks like one of those fake realities

[little stump]

Update :

[errant ocean]

I have no clue what that even is lmfao

[little stump]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[opaque drum]

oh dear

[still slate]

Welcome to the Moon

[deft spire]

The previous level could be level 94

[still slate]

How many levels have in backrooms?

[little stump]

more than 2

[deft spire]

Level 24 I believe

[still slate]

Ok let's keep going

[opaque drum]

https://tenor.com/view/awesome-minions-excited-gah-i-cant-even-gif-14537236

[little stump]

how do i escape

[still slate]

find an exit form that level. There's can be exit door. Or... not idk

[deft spire]

Try to sleep if it's possible in this game

[little stump]

wait whats that

[deft spire]

Sleeping usually makes you teleport to another level

[little stump]

wait i dont wanna go

A

[deft spire]

Well

I have no clue what that level is then

[still slate]

That can be exit. See what's inside

[deft spire]

It's a black hole I believe

[still slate]

yes

[little stump]

guhhh?

[still slate]

Welcome to Beyond

[little stump]

amaze

[deft spire]

It really feels like level 24 but the background is wrong

[still slate]

I knew that's can be exit

[little stump]

how many stardust do i generate

[deft spire]

Nvm

Go to pluto

[little stump]

theres no pluto wdym

[deft spire]

There should be an exit on pluto

[little stump]

funni smol asteroid

[still slate]

Go Io Planet

[little stump]

where pluto and io

[little stump]

so i went into the icy planet in the bottom of the pic

and uh

[still slate]

Go enter it

[little stump]

door out of no where

[still slate]

Enter that door

[little stump]

what

[still slate]

Oh my god

[little stump]

oh look perfectly normal looking room

wait

[still slate]

A room

[little stump]

everything is oversized

how do i

ugh

i cant take it anymore

screw the backroom

[errant ocean]

Lmfao

[terse shuttle]

Nukes the backrooms*

Hmmm… I do wonder… what happens if you DO nuke the backrooms? Async should test this out lol. Hopefully it won’t vaporize half of the continental US and Canada due to some wave energy amplification crap.

[opaque drum]

when i die in debt but my will says my money goes to charity:

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-creepy-smile-gif-18297390

[fading stream]

shit I might have screwed myself over 👀

I saved it

[fading stream]

when I die with -999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 in debt but my will says it goes to france

[little stump]

Remove fr*nce

[fading stream]

nah just more french protests

[little stump]

sam n wic

[fading stream]

BURGER!?!?!?!?!?!?

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-gif-19611413

[novel lintel]

Bruh

[fading stream]

meme

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-fnaf-robbo-dancing-bear-gif-21410754

it funne 😄

[novel lintel]

How much troll man

[fading stream]

:)

[novel lintel]

(:

[fading stream]

(:<

[remote kite]

Finally

[lost flower]

What game is that

Ping the reply

Pls

[slate turtle]

@lost flower G Mod I think

[karmic hawk]

My brother used to play that a long time ago!

[solemn token]

gmod came out 29th november 2006, i feel old

[lost flower]

Super nintendo, nintendo 64, gamecube, atari, gameboy, i've got them all and played all of them when i was a kid cuz my dad was collecting every video games

I'm prolly a dino if u think you're old

[solemn token]

i've also played on all of them

[lost flower]

We're both dinos

[opaque drum]

trollolol

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/648309880825970709/1045489081213267988/D59B692B-8797-490B-87BE-888BF7FC0F72-3-1.gif

[mortal badger]

<@&535129309648781332>

[tough marsh]

!ban 1145285462773223455 scammer

[balmy trout]

Banned Mike wengren#6197 (Case #2455) (user notified with a direct message)

[mortal badger]

got they ass

[tough marsh]

pro skills

[terse shuttle]

More crypto scams

Being like “Get rich in 0.000001 seconds!!!1!”

[tough marsh]

go in debt in that amount of time instead

[terse shuttle]

Lmao

[latent ocean]

!

[potent granite]

?

[remote kite]

Yessir

[novel lintel]

@e

[opaque drum]

there hasn't been new votes in the last 2 DAYS

darn

[hollow quartz]

We won

Aleardy

[heady hare]

Hi

[potent granite]

[heady hare]

Who are you

[hollow quartz]

Top 1 questions

[potent granite]

Someone here

[little stump]

i officially declare

1 + 1 = window

not 11 or 2

[opaque drum]

damn cuh

[opaque drum]

peak asian comedy

really i only see this joke in easternish asia

[sterile rivet]

We need different constelations

This is my petition to add a toggle between Greek and Tupi constelations

[abstract moat]

In all honesty

No

[sterile rivet]

How dare u

[errant ocean]

I eat bread

[slate turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-genius-math-mega-brain-tek-gif-27194141

[spiral pagoda]

1+1= 111111 now cause all the lines

[solemn token]

1+1= a decapitated and dilapidated person fallen on their side

[sterile rivet]

1+1 = 1+1

actually

| + | = +

[solemn token]

that is true

what's science bitch?

[sterile rivet]

Silence without when you don't have Ls and you C

[solemn token]

also, "if you don't try, you can never fail" is incorrect, because you failed to try

[sterile rivet]

if you fail, you didn't fail to fail

[solemn token]

yes, but you still would have failed

because of the initial fail

[sterile rivet]

You can never fail, because if you didn't, you failed to fail

[solemn token]

i think you got the logic upside-down halfway through that sentence

[signal finch]

Xoxnx

[potent granite]

?

[hybrid lodge]

👉👈

Yo

[finite hatch]

I got giant squid but it isnt helping me much

Production still too low

[deft spire]

For what?

[finite hatch]

Metabits

Did they nerf it that much

[deft spire]

How much you need?

[finite hatch]

Trillions 80, 150 and 230 and 1 Qa All mebits i have were from 2 year ago and havent got many since i restarted

[deft spire]

Yeah, all of those might be quite hard to get yet, you can try to reach it but devs still didn't finished metabits tuning so everything can change

[tough marsh]

@austere vine you won't get banned for it from this server, but mentioning cheat tools isn't allowed so I had to delete the message.

[austere vine]

will i get game banned for using it? also sorry

[tough marsh]

you'll likely be excluded from the leaderboard in-game in doing so

[austere vine]

hmm ok, ill stay away from it, thanks for reply

[fading stream]

Me after lore

[opaque drum]

damn... that's sad...

(this is a joke)

(absolutely)

(i do not condone using cheats)

(besides autoclickers for some reason people are fine with it)

[potent granite]

Auto clickers are allowed, and even recommended if you don’t want to destroy your hands

[opaque drum]

please stop sending the exact same image every fckin time i mention autoclickers

yes, i know

and yes, i hate it

[potent granite]

Oh I didn’t know you didn’t like it

[opaque drum]

HOW THE FUCK

[potent granite]

I’ll stop 👍

[opaque drum]

DO YOU NOT

IT WAS OBVIOUS

Oh my deites that I don't believe in I feel like doing massacres now

[potent granite]

Oops sorry

[tough marsh]

why are you so confused about this topic lmao

[opaque drum]

no it's just

it's kinda weird that autoclicking is allowed but not time skipping

or maybe i'm just being silly and 99% of clicker games actually do allow autoclick

but then why do autoclickers have "avoid autoclick detection"?

[tough marsh]

because some games consider it cheating

[opaque drum]

but why

why don't we say that here too

why are humans, so similar yet so different

what does being human even mean? is it just biological?

what is it to be human? is there a point?

is there a reason why they gained consciousness, sapience, emotions?

or it is all just a mistake by the random universe

or maybe we have a greater purpose written by the gods

[tough marsh]

some game devs care about exactly how everyone progresses in their game meanwhile we have a mindset that restriction on how you tap is less comfortable for some

[opaque drum]

what is consciousness, sapience and emotions anyways?

[opaque drum]

kinda like equity, ah k

anyways

[lyric coral]

Sounds like white girl names

[opaque drum]

if something (or even someone) fakes these traits so well that others believe it, does it actually have it?

[opaque drum]

Trudeau

(true tho)

[lyric coral]

Personally I use autoclicker because sometimes I wanna read a book while making money

[tough marsh]

sigma male grindset right there

making that bank while hitting the books

[lyric coral]

I literally use the autoclicker for the money event 99% of the time

[opaque drum]

blai's a male?!

[lyric coral]

I'm none binary you dunce

*non

[opaque drum]

exact fckin lee

[lyric coral]

You know what fuck it. None binary.

Fuck all the genders.

[opaque drum]

sigma none binary grindset*

fix now or transphobic

which is odd considering you're trans

[tough marsh]

it'd probably role off the tongue better if you just said sigma enby grindset

[tough marsh]

I ain't trans, I'm just feminine

[opaque drum]

english bystander?

[lyric coral]

Sigma they grindset

[tough marsh]

sigma balls grindset

[opaque drum]

wha

WHY DID NO ONE CORRECT ME

AFTER ALL DEEZ YEARS

[tough marsh]

lmfao

[lyric coral]

After all deez nuts amirite?

[opaque drum]

amirite fr no cap my rizzlers this aint bussin

[tough marsh]

fr fr ong no cap

[opaque drum]

should i continue working on the c2s family tree

with the new people

speaking of which

which abbreviation do you prefer (c2s or cts)? i usually do c2s

[potent granite]

Same

[opaque drum]

holy puck the votes got even worse for brock

tbh i was kinda rooting for roc cuz he was in the last swohtoce

but i get to do the battle anyways

it's not like votes matter

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-creepy-smile-gif-18297390

[potent granite]

:roll:

[opaque drum]

:toll:

[tawdry cave]

hey im currently stuck at like 15T meta bits around sim 6am i doing something wrong because my progress has just flatlined

[wise trail]

Me too I think

Ah geez why did I say that

[opaque drum]

lmao now u look like a newbie

[terse jasper]

Is it just me or did they make the game more clearer?

[wise trail]

Can't even see the sun in game with the goofy ahh numbers on the screen

[terse jasper]

So I'm not going insane in that aspect.

[fair cipher]

o.o

[little stump]

is this reference to @opaque drum

[opaque drum]

holy hell

whale

[wise trail]

Is that plane test simulator?

[opaque drum]

yknow i just realized how similar we19wayto754's and jollyannshchenok's profile pictures are

are they from the same artist?

probably nah

but they both pixelated?!?!?!?

nah

[opaque drum]

alright lemme start the battle now

On one si... wait, where's roc?

Where's Aura?

Hold on, let me check the shedules and plans...

Yeah, they're supposed to be here at 4 PM!

Wait, I just got a letter (Yes, I use physical "old" mail, don't ridicule me) which reads that they can't arrive?!

They will be late for hours?!

That's absurd! What will I do to fill in this segment...

Ah, damn it, I'm sabotaging international broadcasting so they are not just going to be watching nothing for 20 minutes.

Well, technically, that would still result in watching nothing because the TV channel will be down, but it will look like I was willing to show SWOHTOCE before the technical difficulty when in reality I'm actually lazy to- erm I mean the geodes are late!

Just need to press this button and...

This is WBC Entertainment, now signing off.

[opaque drum]

ya know what i hate about slash commands?

like what i really fucking hate?

like what i hate so much i want to kill the ceo of dis- (/j)

[wise trail]

RATIONALISM

[opaque drum]

is that i can no longer search "!rank" or "p!rank" or "whatever rank" with relevant recent results

there should be a new option when you can look up the messages that use a certain command

[little stump]

One is a furry and other is a snowman

[opaque drum]

explain

[opaque drum]

cuh you aint no snowman u a snowtreelog

[opaque drum]

i aint no see no typo

every wrong message gets deleted

it's prolly your end, sometimes when a message gets autodeleted it still looks persistent in the messageposter's screen

[potent granite]

It was Pokémon

[mortal badger]

Poppy would not hesitate to kill

World's most powerful 4 year old

[mighty epoch]

why

[wintry forge]

Hello. Your daily reminder that you've just lost the game.

[mighty epoch]

what game

[abstract moat]

Why is this the first message that popped up for me

[dense pendant]

btw is the fungus among us badges getting rewarded still isnt fixed

[final kernel]

When did time begin, and where does space end?

👀

[rocky torrent]

Is there a channel for art that isn't cells based?

[terse shuttle]

#993535727889563668

[rocky torrent]

Damn

#unkown goes crazy

[rocky torrent]

Yeah I can't see the channel you sent me

[terse shuttle]

Huh… what…

That’s a thread

Click the general art thing on my text

[rocky torrent]

Still not there foe some reason

Odd

[abstract moat]

mr worldwide

[opaque drum]

fenc

[opaque drum]

it has been a full week and i still have yet to start the battle

maybe now?

no one's here

But first, I have to connect back WBC Entertainment.

[Insert sign-on sequence idk]

On one side we have the geode, the stone, the rock, roc!

On the other side we have the other geode, the 20 darwinium, the very precious metallic object, the conductive and non reactive, the chemical element with the atomic number 79- this is just getting ridiculous! Who is writing so many of these traits on my script paper thingy? Anyways, it's Aura the Gold Geode!

Begin!

[little stump]

boo aura u made me waste 20 darwinium-

[opaque drum]

roc goes first!

[potent granite]

better

[little stump]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-political-gif-21438301

[opaque drum]

(Note: Brock the Stone Geode prefers to be called roc. Also, the one who goes first is predetermined by a coin flip. No bias here.)

[opaque drum]

He's dead: #🏠-general message

roc uses the Startling Still Stare! Aura the Gold Geode is unsettled, Reducing 5% from her 10% defense, making a 5% defense!

Slightly effective, I guess.

Aura the Gold Geode uses money! Wait wha-

Aura chips off 20% of herself (and her health) and sold it for a NUCLEAR BOMB?!

PEOPLE SELL THAT?!

The nuclear bomb detonates all over the area, damaging roc for 80% of his health into a health of only 20% and reducing his defense of 80% to 20%!

Greatly effective!

(Note: The standardized system of effectiveness in order:
-Not
-Barely
-Slightly
-Moderately
-Very
-Greatly
-Significantly)

[little stump]

i totally didnt made a nuclear bomb and sold it for 1$ in ebay

[opaque drum]

roc uses rolling! He crashes and deforms Aura the Gold Geode, taking advantage of her fragileness and malleablility, reducing her to 30% health!

Very effective!

What's this? roc rolls into the far horizon, never to be seen? What?

How are we going to continue this match...

I guess... we can wait.

[opaque drum]

So... does this make Aura a prostitu-

2 hours later...

(Note: No one saw that right)

(I hope no one did)

...so yeah, that's how I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals.

God damn it, why am I speaking to a geode that can't even speak!

Do natural golden geodes even exist?

They don't. What am I doing.

(rolling noises) Wait, what's that?!

I think it's roc! Aura the Gold Geode, it's your turn to attack, now's your chance!

Aura the Golden Geode uses REFLECT ULTIMA! She uses her brightness, polishes herself (the hell?), collects the sunlight and, magnificently doing so, BLASTS THE JEWELLERY HELL OUT OF RO- oh... no...

Oh dear... oh hoofed ruminant mammal of the family Cervidae DEAR!

[little stump]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-lang-meme-lang-gif-25328035

[opaque drum]

roc has bought a CONGLOMERATE OF ROCKS!

roc AND HIS ROCK PEOPLE COMES DASHING THROUGH THE snow ARENA AND TOTALLY RUNS OVER AURA THE GOLD GEODE!

But wait, there is more.

roc and his fellow comrades comtinue absolutely crashing through Aura and finally FRACTURES THE FRIVOLOUS GEODE!

Wait, was Aura acting frivolous? Maybe.

A brilliant rocky geode community goes a long way, I see!

What a sublime win, this proves that Brock "roc" the Stone Geode do, in fact, ROCKS!

An amazing battle, but the winner is ro- Oh wait, hang on.

Some letter got sent to me.

"To: SWOHTOCE Host"

"I, an avid Aura fan, will not let her lose this. As one of the richest billionares on Earth, owning several jewellery companies, I am asking you to state Aura as the winner for I cannot let gold lose it's value after the match for a hideous sedimentary-igneous rock. Ooh, that rhymes. Accept this briber- er.. I mean gift, to help change your mind."

What type of stupid ahh person thinks I am this gu- (opens envelope) Oh- nevermind...

[lyric coral]

What the hell is happening

[opaque drum]

There is a mistake, the winner is actually Aura the Gold Geode!

(Don't question it)

🎉

A friendly reminder that this show is absolutely not biased at all and was not paid to change the course of the battle. We are fully authentic.

[little stump]

foolish roc he could've just used a picaxe

⛏️

and somehow craft a netherite axe and split her in half-

[opaque drum]

Stay tuned for more SWOHTOCE! The next match would be between and

[little stump]

a lion vs a fucking litheral hexgonal mirrors made out of Beryllium that can easily damage someone's eye with its power

i wonder whose gonna win

[opaque drum]

Yeah, who will win

[lyric coral]

Maybe the lion if it attacked at night?

👀

[opaque drum]

a trillion lions vs the sun, just attack at night

[lyric coral]

Yezzzz

[little stump]

🤯

[lyric coral]

But here at night those mirrors are as good as tinfoil, so like

The biggest hazard for the lion is the sharp edges

[opaque drum]

WHO WOULD WIN?
James Webb Space Telescope
🆚
Her Majesty Rawra Liona Felicia, Empress of Blaisei's house

I need name ideas

Fckin "[Insert fancy royal name], Empress of [Insert fancy empire name]"

[lyric coral]

Laura empress of..

Idk Laura is the perfect name for a lioness

[opaque drum]

or just some cringe pun like rawlett city in texas

(idk why i chose a city)

(as an example)

(get it)

(rawl)

(rawr)

[lyric coral]

Yezzzzzzz

[opaque drum]

(i'll see myself out, in, around, between, under, above and everywhere and nowhere)

maybe something based on Rawl Goodman, another character in swohtoce

[lyric coral]

That's where I see ur mu- shot dead

[opaque drum]

saul goodman's former wife was kim wexler now go think of a funny lion pun based on that

speaking of which

[opaque drum]

Rawra

m so funny

[little stump]

https://tenor.com/view/house-house-blowing-up-expolison-explosion-gif-21775191

[lyric coral]

That works though

[opaque drum]

k then

Rawra it is