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I suggested it. Letās see if it even qualifies for suggestions let alone to actually be added.
justice for Uranus
Turns out im not the first person to point this glaring injustice out.
Code teapot full caps you're welcome
Donāt need Darwinium codes if u just change the date so you get free daily rewards including Darwinium cubes. Used it to get 500,000 Darwinium then restarted my save so I kept all the stuff I didnāt purchase with IRL money.
Hi why is decreasing the metabit production by time?
ey its the capper man
whaddup
oberon:
sure, it's not a generator but same thing really
Yes it has Oberon but thatās only 1 moon. Meanwhile Neptune has 2 moons, 1 of which is a Stellar Moon compared to just a Generator Moon. I definitely think the devs gave Uranus the middle finger. Completely ignoring the largest and most notable moon of Uranus when it clearly would make sense to have it be equal to itās twin planet Neptune is insane to me.
I was salty when Phobos was shafted over The Moon. However that at least I can understand from a progression perspective. Shafting Titania however is just downright illogical to me.
There is no reason at all I can possibly imagine besides either bias or laziness that Titania is not a Stellar Moon like Triton is with Neptune.
Like progression that late in the game isnāt that important. Adding in Titania would not radically alter the gameplay. If anything it would make the Uranus stage not shit as by far it was the stage I hated the most thus far. 90% of that stage was waiting on Vesta. Thatās it. So having Titania there not only would likely make the stretch to Vesta better but also add something more besides just Uranus to that stage.
Every single stage in the game until that point adds more than 1 Stellar object.
Bro uranus should have more generator moons just like neptune look how much potential it has
Oh 100%! I definitely think the devs need to add something new to Beyond to incorporate these lesser moons.
Titania should be a Stellar Moon, however the rest deserve note too.
Yeah, fair
What Iāde suggest is that once you get maxed 10x on Mimas/Oberon/Proteus you unlock further upgrades but instead of cost reduction itās time reduction in the %. Something that dosenāt yet exist.
For the Gas Giants since they take so long and quickly drop off, it would make them more useful. So being able to upgrade hypothetically Ariel which adds the moon in and gives say a 5% speed reduction would be a huge boost to the mid game while also adding great new content for the forgotten moons.
Iāde also suggest to do something similar to Jupiter since it has the most moons. However that should be unique.
Iām sorry Iām posting so much about this. It just bothers me a lot. Iāll shut up about it.
whats yall favorite planet mine is uranus
Ayo why Greg not your favorite?!
Have you betrayed the Greg you loved? Abolished his pristine yellow surface? (Albeit copied from Venus I heard)
greg isnt in space engine š
Just universe sandbox em into existence
Or mod it in in KSP
Or just search up the tau ceti system?
I feel I'm stuck in primary simulation. I have upgraded everything but still don't have enough Metabits to end simulation
metabit tuning
i officially declare that gooberium is very dangerous to our health having too much of gooberium in your body can cause u have 'Goober Cancer' which is very dangerous
Lies
puck. wow.
hi guys
hellos
why
just do it
I wish this bee event was longer I love it a lot
Not in my case I need to wait to obtain the meso x10 and the badge
I guess it just boosts the endgame then
Helo
hello
hi
Henlo
Ho
ew nsfw (NO SHOT FLYING W)
Any particular reason why I canāt watch ads to double the value anymore?
this happens in other games with ads too, my guess is sometimes they take time to load or look for an ad
or maybe you watched many ads very fast
Is this a code or its invalid I remember this being a code it doesn't work
invalid it expired a loong time ago
Finally some progress in Primary!
Honestly the fact that Primary caps out around 12k MB/s before this update was insane.
It took me 2 entire days to get to 2B which is needed for Absolute Zero.
Those new boosts definitely helped as I nearly instantly reached 2B again after.
Seems like the max MB/s has been incresed to 2M also so hopefully by tomorrow I can ascend again for the 8B needed for Dark Energy Converter.
Hopefully Primary gets more features soon as itās easily become the most boring of the 3 Sims.
The speed of Meso has drastically imcresed from 1 extinction every 2 days to around 1 every 12-16 hours so its definitely improved.
Though there are still too many useless Dinoās for it to be really worth it. I wish they removed the system that forces players to pay or wait 2-4 days to get automation for new dinos.
Nothing comes close to Beyond though which so far has been perfect besides the one mistake of not having Titania.
Nah man I don't have enough IQ to read it all but... Looks cool!
Hey i can make a solar system based on beyond but with titania
with universe sandbox
even with the unconfirmed planets?!??!?!? anyways greg would be happy, nice!
and also not having jupiter's moon S/2003 J 4
I have no idea what you mean make? Itās a feature request? Unless you are talking about modding it in which not only isnāt a thing on iOS but I doubt that this game has modding even on Steam as unlike CC, this game has competitive/paid/online aspects that allowing modding would create issues for.
I suggested that yesterday to have some type of reference in game to ALL moons of all the Gas Giants added in some way. Though most of them (espiccialy Jupiter) remain tiny and unnamed so those would probably be better suited as just a footnote to be added somewhere on the evolution tree page. (Maybe a subset of an upgrade beyond the major moons thats just called āMany Moonsā where it talks briefly about each of the tiny more insignificant moons.)
Idk if this is predetermined or if Iām just EXTREMELY lucky. I just got Automate Triton first pull from a Red Dwarf without having to even rank up Triton.
OK, so it looks like you can only prestige Prime and Mesozoic, and Beyond does not prestige, correct?
I don't know, it depends on how busy cells support is
not yet, anyway
it's planned in the future, but not until the devs are done making new ranks for beyond
technically there is potential to mod the game on steam if one knows what they're doing
but not easily, anyway
i may have decompiled some game files, it's just that I have zero modding experience and can't really go anywhere from there š
damn cuh
Sup
good luck
hehe
its all fun and games until he somehow finds out how to manipulate darwinium number
oh don't worry, I'm already at 40k cubes
doesn't really matter I can easily get more now
donate me some
I'm afraid I can't do that
CRAP
you'll have to find out how to do it yourself 
Thank you! I was worried I was missing something lol
np
new idea: currency trade
imagine doe
with the new "account" feature, a currency trading system is pretty logical
Step 1: Upload save
Step 2: Give all darwinium to an alt account
Step 3: Download save from step 1
Step 4: Repeat
amaze.
oh so that's darwinium duping
basically you would get to make everything exponential
I don't think there would be a way to reliably prevent that
forcing to override your existing save doesn't work because you could just put that save on a save transfer account you aren't signed into
k but
that's like what
40 darwinium on each account
you can't really use all of it in one
it's like having multiple roblox accounts and playing Arsenal on all: the battlebucks or B$ (i think that was the currency name idk i forgor) cannot be cumulated and used on one main account
le bavod
just send the duped cubes back to main and dupe again
Does dogs go inside elevators knowing it goes up and down to go to other floors or does it just think ''Ok time to go on world changer''
god I'm starving
this dude really knows how to mess somebodys mind up
How did it take me 61+ hours to finish the event? It's been open for around 4 hours.
Bruh wtf?!?
How did you already finish it?!?
Iāve been playing it non stop since the second it dropped and am only doing the quest before 2nd stamp.
Thatās with watching every single ad and 4x boosting too.
Likeā¦. I wanna finish it ASAP just so I can finally get 100 Logits and unlock my first Logit upgrade.
I kept refreshing the 1 minute boost
I purchased everything I could with the logits and have 1600+ in the bank.
I've been playing for a long time.
If you notice, I have a 240% speed boost for this event
The next two events, I'll have 270%
:/
Sorry
Gotta love new player disadvantages.
If it helps, the game stays interesting. You still want to keep getting better and get new achievements
I mean yeah I get that. At least with Meso and Beyond. Prime is boring and has so little to come back to.
Though I just ranked up to Beyond 9 and oh my god. Itās gonna take me like 6 days to get to Rank 10 xD
Meso at least is consistent⦠weāll ever since Rank 16 that is. 1-2 a day. Reliable.
Prime on the other hand just drops off with 0 extra content past Mars with only new animals that are all gatekept behind Meso.
How many achievements to you have for the primary simulation? I have all but 1
Plus the absolute insanity that is having to ascend in Prime is awful. Like⦠this game NEEDS a ābuy all upgradesā button. I remember when Cookie Clicker didnāt have it. It was the #1 most requested and important feature. Idk why the devs here donāt have it.
248/249.
I haven't been able to reach the singularly in less than 2 minutes
Idk? A bunch? I have got 250 of everything that Iāve so far unlocked.
Though I ask, what does it matter. From what I can tell there is no āmilkā so getting achievements is useless besides bragging rights.
I feel like Prime needs a total ascension rework. Like there should be perma-upgrades and more QoL features. āMilkā should be a think and so should āKittensā.
I'm not about bragging(even though I just posted my achievements) . It's more of a personal goal to reach for me.
Yeah. My personal goal is to unlock the next thing. Achievements mean nothing as they have no meaning in the game.
But when it comes to Prime, there is no next thing. Itās just⦠over after Mars.
Like with Meso thereās new Dinos. And Beyond has new planets and such.
They have been allegedly reworking the megabit tuning, but it's been stagnant for weeks. I'm stuck at 4.16 Qa and basically need 1,000 Qa to get the next upgrade
Yeah. I get that.
Either way I donāt even consider Prime the main focus anymore. Itās all Beyond and maybe Meso. With Prime being something I look at occasionally.
Apparently they removed buffs from Beyond that you could obtain from Prime too. So it makes Prime even more useless.
Agree. I'm working on doing more with Beyond and Meso
At least Prime and Meso have some compatibilies
Iirc itās 4.384 with 27 0ās after.
4.384000000000000000000000000
but why is that number important
Idk xD
3.28 x 10^80 is the number of particles in the universe.
There are 7 x 10^27 particles in a human. Thatās pretty close to the number you said.
1.33 x 10^50 particles in Earth.
I think episode 19 of Cell to Singularity will be Galaxies
wrong
Episode 20?
*your mom
There is a placeholder of Andromeda Galaxy
Sorry had to correct that mistake
no seriously, google it
So funny it make me forget to laugh š
Lol
Lol
Anti-jokes are the new meta
Either way im not even at Rank 10 in Beyond. So whatever they add in to Rank 20 is useless to me. All I want is for Titania to be added to Rank 8.
Justice for Uranus
Iām rank 11
I have a question for those late game in Beyond.
Does Beyond get faster over time or slower? So far it definitely feels slower with Rank 8 taking the longest, however Iām curious.
I know Mesa sped up a LOT at Rank 16 so yeah
I heard that rank 16 and 18 are really bad
Damn.
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I canāt believe how expensive Triton is. Like why is the cost to get Triton to Rank 1 more than the cost of Neptune to Rank 3.
Itās about 9 times more
Triton isnāt even that good either. Uranus is literally leagues better than both Triton and Neptune combined
Usually when things cost a lot they end up taking over 80% or more of my production.
don't worry about that upgrade for now, it's not even worth its price at the current stage. The new metabit upgrades (boosts for dino/beyond ranks and badges) add an extra potential of about 10^9 in multipliers, so the main way to speed up the simulation and get more metabits is playing the other game modes, at least until more content gets added to the main sim across the next update cycles. A rework of the system was needed to avoid new content being overpowered and inflating metabit production significantly.
After rank 20 prestiges could be quite interesting with the universe supposedly collapsing in on it-self hence creating a singularity of infinite mass and hence big bang
I think its an interesting concept for prestiging
Obviously you keep the tier 2 cards
Gravity and that stuff
yep, that might be how they decide to implement that
Really
Hmm even more fun i suppose
Thank you for the information.
Yeah the big TEAR theory
How do I turn on the nano buyer. I've bought it but it doesn't seem to do anything
i suppose || galaxys || too
There is a button near the daily reward tab
||We may see Andromeda Galaxy at some point||, though I suppose ||that's closer to ranks 25-30||
Oof thats far
quite actually
||its gonna take alot of time to make 10 more of those after the 20th rank||
||All I'll say is I'm sure we won't have Andromeda Galaxy before rank 25||
What i would like to see is like a rank dedicated || observation of exotic planets like the newly "discovered" Hycean planets and other ones for example the one that has a surface of ice thats on fire ||
||which seems strange considering you can already find it in space||
||I daresay there will be more exoplanets||
||i think they might have added it as a future reference of a starting point of where its gonna be but thats me||
||i hope for the Trappist star system as its been proven to be the most successful candidate for habitable planets and alien life||
||well maybe they've started working on some next zooming-out layer which might be some sort of galaxy view||
||could be possible its quite peculiar||
What do you guys mainly use your Darwinian cubes for? I tend to hoard mine and can't decide which simulation to use them on.
I'd say for time-warps in Mesozoic and the speed boost
i mainly use them for thst
||I could tell you for sure whether that's going to be in the game, but I'm not going to||
oh dont
i wana be surprised by it
you can do that?
they know. just like how we know, dogs feel the change in gravity and may make a logical deduction that they are moving up and down. or they may think they are in some gravity simulator idk
noob ahh i only finish events on the very last hour
IMAGINE
my epic method to be in a conversation long gone š

Uhm
Hello!
What is more worth it a 100 Darwinium Blue Star or a 100 Darwinium Diamond Geode?
rate my screenshot
10/10
I was just giving an explanation why it's not a good idea to introduce currency trading
420/69
oh-
what if we ditch the cloud safe feature thing?
go full on accounts
man who wrote this š"Our ship is on fire." (burning ship fractal)
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Hi I'm pretty new to this game, just wanted to ask what do buying the glitches actually do and does it benefit me and also what does that coin button exactly do, next to the buy x1 button. Hope this makes sense thank you
The glitch nodes unlock new branches within the main simulation, which have some quite strong generators that will help you gain more entropy, so you should try to get them when they're available. The coin button sorts your generators differently, so the one which you gain the most production in relation to its price will show up first
Hello. Your (not so) daily reminder that you've just lost the game
Thank you that's very helpful š
The coin button you're talking about is the value sorting thing, right?
Did you just buy it without even looking at the description??
this one? it's quite helpful I guess
Hello

naaa i think 35-40
My cells? To singularity.
eh that's a little far fetched imo, milky way should be done around rank 30
and after that, who knows if we'll be getting beyond prestige or something else
Shout out to carl sagan and his books for making me fall in love with space again š„
hi
hi
Hello
hello
hi
hi guys !
noob question: if I transfer the save from Steam (computer) to Smartphone, will I be able to play the same save on both devices ? (or does it only transfer the save, and then I'll have twice the same save but playing on one device will not affect the other)
I hope I'm clear (sorry english is not my native language)
the game transfer doesn't mean the saves will sync
but if you want to switch back to phone/pc all you have to do is upload and download again
I downloaded the game again and started tapping when a pop up showed up (something about games) and I accidently pressed on it and now I have 101 million entropy aswell as 8k metabits. Does anyone know how this happened??
Was this an accidental purchase?
did you lose money ? or game currency (pink cubes) ? ^^'
did it look like this?
How do you get a post on the suggestion channel
Go to #š-semblance and use /suggest
Lets go
Why is the guy in light mode he ruined the entire thing
what the fick?! perhaps you clicked some time warp (which costs darwinium) or golden charge or meteor thing (which costs darwinium or ads or, in rare times, skips a whole ad) in which case you SHOULD lose some darwinium but idk
should we exile @little stump for this?
how dare he use light mode!!!!
ads ? there is a way to get bonuses with ads ? does this work on steam ?
don't know
but it does work with mobile
you know it is very uncomfortable seeing someone that doesn't know the golden charge thingies can be activated with ads
but that's probably an effect of steam
you're easly made uncomfortable ^^
sadly no
okay thx
ohhh ok
Who wants to play Roblox
not me
If you want to play Roblox, I dunno, maybe go to a Roblox Discord. š¤·āāļø
Oh, thanks most kindly
Bruh. I was expecting Galliforms to actually increse production. It does nothing. They are useless.
Wow.
So much for āplaying Meso buffs Primeā
Based on my calculations I wont be able to unlock the next MB upgrade for 8-12 days.
Ugh, Prime is just so bad. Iām so glad that Meso and Beyond exist because they make the game worth playing.
Rate my screenshot
yeah i do that
nahh they saying greg is a gas giant
5.6/6.1
i officially declare that gooberium is very dangerous to our health having too much of gooberium in your body can cause u have 'Goober Cancer' which is very dangerous
How affordable is Goober Therapy to help those who have already been goobered too much?
about 100 dollar
Gooberland at it again beating 'murica š
i need more goobers
This is space engine
And not a recourse pack or a mod
10/10
Idk man seems like a buff to me
Bruh that buff only worked for like 2 ascensions. xD
Now it does almost nothing.
Itās gonna take over 2 weeks to get to the next upgrade for me. And the next upgrade isnāt even that good!
Hi

hey guys, something I find a bit odd... when I clic on a planete Ć havn't unlocked yet, it automaticly reclaim my price from my last achived objective. I don' get why, thoses 2 things shouldn't be link... If I want to keep the reward from the objective for later, I can't click on an unlocked planete (to see what are the objective, for example)
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What did i miss
Hello. Your daily reminder that you've just lost the game.
Itās called the H-R diagram
I donāt know what hr stands for, but I know thatās what itās called
it says it stands for HertzsprungāRussell
How to unlock these?
And many others on the evo tree?
Aight thnx
Can we remove this ad please. It softlocks your game so you have to completely restart the app to play.
Hello everybody you don't know me I don't know you, I just came here to say that I got accepted into university
Is there a FAQ or support somewhere? Iām having an issue on iPhone in the primary simulation where my simulation speed never increases no matter how far I get or how many times I reboot. Itās basically stuck at 3,123.99 (it also used to be much higher)
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Congrats, which one tho?
My Asian friends son who is 4 got into Harvard for free?
congrats
pro skills
Hello
Well dead chat
Man I don't know but I feel like I need to say this...
I'm almost going to prestige 4 in the valley let's freaking go
This has been my fastest prestige yet
Congrats
I got a selfie when I met Abraham Lincoln once
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Not new
yeah show us
or you an editor?
No
It's called the BA_Speed_Force show
Hi
Hi
Hi
Shut up youāre me
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hi
hello
Yeah I did everyone knows people weren't made in colour back thenš
I was because I travelled back in time
like the x doesn't work? man wha
is that even legal
yeah i am definetly not doing this this week nor the next one
Nope. I tapped that X a million times, even tapping every other corner too. Tried to close and open the app and everything else and nope. It just dosenāt you leave. Itās ONLY that ad too. Never happened with any other ad. And Iāve watched many of them.
I have to wonder here how I went from Scientist 7 to Nerd 1?
become š¤
Who tf deleted my message? Anti truth police? Pigs! š®āāļøš®š®āāļøššØš·š½šš
Hello ! Is this the main group where people chat ?
ye
can talk about anything as long as it abides the rules
for example: [insert rule-breaking text]
[insert more rule-breaking text]
[insert- oh wow that is a lot of rule-breaking text]
[okay i don't know about that...]
g
[oh- oh dear this is heavily rule breaking]
[OH DEAR LORD THIS AMOUNT OF RULE-BREAKING IS AWFUL]
[GOODNESS GRACIOUS THIS IS INSANELY EVIL]
[insert very offensive message that everyone will hate me if they read this]
[SALVATION]
that's just one of many examples of a simple conversation š
he/he/he/ha is bannable š
who wanna talk about what happend in 2010 December 31st Where SOLG was dropped on Osea's Capital, Oured
what part
then what was it
TELL US
huh
huh?
oh i see
if i am getting this correctly
they thought that you were assuming 50% of people with "he/he/he/ha" as pronouns are trans
so they possibly thought you were transphobic?
maybe you should change it to "im not trans, 50% of people make this kind of about me"
yeah so you just suck at english
i know bro
then yeah go change your about me
or maybe...
because you referred pronouns as an "about me"
with quotations
which possibly meant that the moderators possibly thought it was possible that you possibly out quotes around the about me to possibly question pronouns, which is possible
also hi wolfyz
am gon start WW300
garten*
what kind of
looked it up and wtf is this game
okay dude
what
i see people everywhere doing the hitler salute in my high school
its not even funny anymore
bruh whar
there is this one challenge/meme thing where- nvm you deleted the message
forget i asked that
hi sirhey
yeah i told em that
no it's kind of uhhh
there are two meanings of the word like, kind of
you thought of one while the others thought of, well, others
funni space rock
well, people like me usually ain't got time to try to explain to someone who's possibly just a garbage bigot who will likely just respond with horrible images or messages, so it just becomes a quick process of, "clearly not so great person, bye bye"
other than that, hi sirh, this has been an otherworldly conversation with some topics and other topics mixing in great sums, especially how others have somethings to talk about
man chat died
source where
so true
i hope this was an actual anime
that us not what i thought it was
my mind
def not the 20 dollars is 20 dollars i thought of
everytime a mod appears it does that relatable
imagine what if devs add the ultimate cell to singularity fan art in game
but I'm the cool guy, don't hide from me :(
no š
i still dont know why i blocked helger
i still dont know why you care
@wooden spire is this u?
uh what?
you can't do š as a reaction here?
"it's hard, very hard" -aegeon
sometimes, yeah
wait lemme try
NOW I CAN?!
man wt-
oh, you were skull reacting @wise trail's messages, weren't you?
wait uhh
if you're blocked, you can't react to any message from that person
this message
ohhhh
so that explains it
i had to rewatch it 20 times to understand
im still rewatching it
damn, you really want the 100
why?
wtf aegeon š
ya sure it's for the transformation or anyways, what are the proposed chat topics?
what are y'all up to, other than trying to transform into a woman via a video
WE NEED DINOSAUR EARTH IN LOGIT CONSOLE BUYABLE FOR 25 LOGIT š£ļø š£ļø š£ļø
counting the frames idk
ong fr
TRUE!!!
yknow what?
how about costumes for mars in the logit store?
if i can think of a creative one...
flat mars
šæ
that is just
idk man that kinna borin
mars but the entirety is actually green?
eh, no one would buy that
bro the in-game terraformed mars water doesnt even fill up to marinus valley
my idea is that's like the deserts
yknow an entire forest planet is boring
we gotta have some deserts
customization for the solar system to become the solar system where Earth is orbited by everything else!
BRO WHA-
14th century solar system
EXACTLY
assuming that's for the primary system, good idea
Cockroaches colonize Mars
YEAAAA
you mean beyond? lol
wha-
because that's where you're able to spectate the solar system
maybe uh
that's hard to code
i think
i mean if you just restarted the simulation and you only buy the sun, mercury and venus, they will orbit nothing which is kinda weird
ablob
so is like- all the new updates, but the team of geniuses (which is excluding me
) are able to do it!
hm
did our technology reached the point where we can have a miniature earth?
as in like simulating earth to full accuracy or some shit?
is there originally a valley there?
yeah originally water filled valley
then no
hmmmmmmmmm
I wouldn't count on it, considering simulating a human's brain is still a bit much 
is it even possible
maybe?
is 1% considered enough?
i mean as long as we can think about it then maybe?
... yeah no
i have commited research and can confirm there should be a river there
i think it would be the best way to bring up DINOSAURS IN MODERN AGE
which means Dizzy Crow is bad at map making
if supercomputers cant even simulate human brain then why the hell im stupid as hell
it'll certainly be easier with the use of a quantum computer though
you're doing trillions of interactions- but stupidly /j
aaaaaa
just imagine how cool would it be to observe a microspic world
you are just using a small fraction of your brain
wdym theoretical? a quantum computer?
yeah
bro
most toxic community ever
no, that's a myth, you're definitely using your brain to what you're able to use
it doesn't exist right?
true
really doe
quantum computers both exist and are constantly being improved lol
venus:
breaking : new beyond update leak
[insert toxic planet]:
4K textures for every object!1!11!!
nice
that is either earth after millions of years or random ahh planet
speaking of which
mars.
what if pangea ultima earth in the logit store
amaze
what if tesla is alive
@opaque drum also
well
that sucks
but technologies evolve exponentially so maybe a good start
idk
how about a political globe of earth in the logit store
you know, the globe with country borders
yay death of chat
since no one is looking, time to send a random message every 1 minute to farm xp
30 more to go
- i am become impostors, destroyer of crewmates

nope, still have yet to see barbenheimer
- russell teapot mfs when i actually send a teapot to space
- first to hug one hundred cats wins one hundred thousand dollars
- failing surgery episode 57
- to actually try to start a conversation, what are your thoughts on the new update
Alright it is probably time to do this one
don't expect any fancy stuff
On one side we have the epic lizard, friend of Archie, forg's invention, the main awared deal of a specific counter in #š¦-paleontologist-chat , Eichra (pronounced Jerry) the Reptile!
On the other side we have Archie's grandchild, Eichra's grandchild, the primate, monke.
Begin!
monke goes first!
monke uses goofy ahh monkey sounds!
Eichra is very well confused, reducing 10 percent off of Eichra's defense
Eichra the Lizard uses Derpy Defense!
Regains the lost 10% and then adds 25% more defense, not so foolish!
monke uses evolution!
What's this? monke is evolving!
(Note: I never played any Pokemon games)
monke becomes human and creates the sword, stabbing Eichra for 80% of his health! But Eichra's Derpy Defense reflects a quarter of that damage, which means Eichra is damaged for 60% of his health and monke is damaged for (calculating... 20% of Eichra's health is 20% times (E/m) and if Eichra's health is 1.25 times of monke's health that means 25% ok cool) 25% of his health!
monke goes back to m o n k e form, keeping the human's intelligence for the rest of the battle and SWOHTOCE.
Very effective!
Eichra the Lizard uses evolution, too!
Man what's going on now...
Eichra the Lizard becomes an enormous dinasour?!
Eichra the Lizard commits epicly loud roar, blasting off monke's eardrums and completely removing monke's defense system! Eichra goes back to simple lizard form. Wait dinosaurs didn't evolved from lizards-
monke is skipped a turn because of the epicly loud roar.
Eichra the Lizard uses- is Eichra even a lizard?
What if Eichra was just a tetrapod.
Okay, let's just call him Eichra the Reptile now.
he doesnt look like a tetrapod
Eichra the Reptile uses the cunning Cold Charge!
Heh, get it? Cold-blooded?
I'll see myself out- anyways...
Eichra the Reptile freezes the environment, dropping the temperature to -75 Celsius degrees (That's -103 Fahrenheits in Freedom Units, or F U for short
)!

monke is having a hard time dealing with this, considering his defense (or defence) is at 0%, causing him to lose a massive 90% of his health!
What's that? A snowstorm?
That is not any snowstorm... that's a blizzard!
Get it? Blizzard? Lizard? I'll see myself exiled.
The blizzard deals massive damage into monke, freezing the very movements of most of the primate anatomy!
The blizzard transforms into a molecular blizzard, freezing monke into near absolute zero points which ultimately stops the functions of all organs including the brain, heart and lungs!
The molecular blizzard glues every molecule in such low temperatures monke collapses into a possibly ultimate statis reaching 0.0073 Degrees Celsius near absolute zero!
Damn Eichra you didn't have to do your grandchild like that.
...Eichra?
Eichra the Reptile is frozen from the blizzard, too!
Guess we have to check the footage to see who died last and deduce who won...
(Note: All these characters in SWOHTOCE can be severly harmed and even ultimately die, but they will be revived or healed after their battle. Oh, we also have therapists.)
Stay tuned for more SWOHTOCE! The next match would be between
and 
Also, the footage shows that Eichra died last, having better body temperature regulation!
Eichra the Reptile wins!
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That weird line on the DerpLizard emoji keeps bugging me off.
^
You can also check #š¦-paleontologist-chat message and work it out yourself lol
You know I was about to do a Lizzie joke (because Eichra is a supposed lizard)
(I am super funny)
WHO WOULD WIN?
Carl the Diamond Geode
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Aphrech (pronounced Steph) The Flatworm
Note: Steph here is a short form of Stephanie, not Stephen
pwease gib name ideas for the diamond geode like i do not want it to be a boring ass
what in the mollweide
he is hardest rock in the world meaning he has high defense and hp
also hes diamond so i guesss he can takeoff part of him to craft diamond axe
'Geo'ag since hes 'geo'de
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" Geoag " is uhhh questionable
or Geo is what you are talking about
yeah but at the same time there are
and
as other contestants
Geo1, Geo2 and Geo3 isn't so nice to listen to
Or read
Guys? can we have a #Chandrayaan3 EVENT?
Best I can come up with on an initial think is Carl (or other names similar to carbon, seeing as that's what diamonds are made from)
Which one

:D
Hey one of my hobbies is making Ariven happy! I have a best friend who was feeling down, and I promised to let the world know that I like making them happy!
hi guys, noob question: there is some astronomy mission that give X reductions. It is a reduction of what exactly ?
it reduce the upgrade cost of the planete is around ?
yes
ok, thx, I wasn't sure
You can go to #š·šŗ-pyccкий to speak to other Russians
Eys
Yo
hello

Well that was a fast prestige
Cough
hi
that would be megafully interesting
the normal geode should be just named stone i guess
Hello, does anyone know how many "supporter unluck" achievements are?
Hello

So, cockroaches will only survive in the next extinction? How?
Please educate me š
Itās speculation
Ok, I get it... Cockroaches are immune to radiation caused by nukes.. Lesson learned š
Hi
Indeed
I love eating uranium rods š
what?
that's a boost thingy thing, if you see that go to the list thing QUIC and click on the icon, NOT the buy button (artists representation on what to do below)
hope this helps
Sup there
The sun just went super saiyan, behold the power of da sun
the sun never sets in the british empire
Sad thing about reality
sad?
i believe the quote is nice
or saying
whatever it is
sure, colonialism sucks but whoever thought of that is clever
Well it would make sense if it was the sun never sets for the Muslims in antrarica fasting
Basically, death
not to mention how british' overseas territory makes britain actually a sun-never-set empire
what the fuc-
AAAAAAAA
how do i explain
the sun does set in antarctica, sometimes it doesn't, however
ye
if i remember correctly, half of the year antarctica has their sun up but the other half their sun is set but that is iirc i may be wrong
That's it
Now let's stop the antrarica talks because I am feeling cold here
Why is there an arrow
Because
It's just helpful
my broken English doesn't let me explain why
same
Yo

I wanna get the sonic speedster linked role
But it took me 10 pure minutes to race to singularity and it got counted less than 300 sec ause of lagš
bro
wt-
you gotta try and try again!
you will reach it if you really try!!!!
-optimist ahhes
Rizz idea : you're minecraft but without the "craft" š
Minecraft youtuber rizzz: How about you become my minecraft without the c and aft
Lmaooo
give me some diamond ore then?
I do not want to unleash my Andrew tate rizz
I am gonne get in prison
do you guys knows what day is the beyond 19 and the tea event?
No clue
WELP-
dude you time traveled
now pay the price
time traveling isn't an allowed avenue of play
so... you basically said you cheated lol
lol
Deep theory
Never saw tat bruh, plus that drawin amount is sussy
Darwinium
Follow india12
Follow? This isnt an Instagram or YouTube channel
..you can 'follow' people in game im pretty sure
but frankly, this guy gives me bad vibes
cell to singularity follow india12
Frankly? This guy litterly has like millions of darwinium
Not legit
Litterly nobody has that amount, some don't even have it in a lifetime of playing
In think so
I figured it out already thanks though lmao
aight
You need to give the roles to yourself
Oh
Nice
Thanks
Maybe one day youāll get paleontologist legend
Oh yeah youāre prestige 5
I think Iām prestige 3 on steam
Meanwhile here on mobile Iām rank 10 no prestige
Dang
I wasn't either
E19?
Only 18 rn
The only reason I have been doing it for the last couple weeks is because of the achivements
Boy
It's been like a thing at the back of my mind for a little bit because I've been getting all achievements in everything but I haven't in meso
But now it's speed increase has been astronomical for both main Sim and meso
If I play my cards right I can do an entire prestige in under 24 hours
You shouldn't do those prestiges asap
Save as much mutagen as you can
It'll help you a lot while getting those last achievements
I know
At best you can get a prestige done in under an hour with all epics and rares at rank 20 lol
But to do that, first spend definitely too much money on darwinium to buy diamond geodes first
You see the reason I'm going through them asap rn is I get Darwinium which I use on a diamond geod to get better ranks
or be in beta and just get it for free
Only iOS
not if you have some significant amount of cubes to start with
And the perk boost every prestige. I plan to get to prestige 10 then stop and save mutagen then I'll get the achievements hopefully
Wait thereās free cubes in iOS beta?
yep
Iām in iOS beta but I donāt see an option
Well, Crystal Glint could probably get those rank 20 with his 10k darwinium
10k is nowhere near enough
I suppose you can just click to purchase something and it will be free (even tho in game it says otherwise) but can't say for sure
Where the heck you throw that 5k
That's 1k diamond geodes, which gives approximately 10M mutagen
Which can be later used to buy cards from shop
10k cubes only give 100 geodes tho
I've probably opened at least 1k diamond geodes tho, which is like 100k
that's a better estimate
And I was low on mutagen at the end of maxing rares
no thanks, but I ask you to stop posting it š
but 696,969 cubes would be quite nice no?
@abstract moat @rich wigeon but yeah, half of an unendingly large number is still an unending large number, infinity is measured by magnitude(rate of expansion), so it would be a smaller infinity
Cardinals numbers anyone?
that's mathematically imprecise
infinity simply isn't an unendingly large number
yeah sure let's add cardinals to this conversation as well
I'm sure it will not be any more confusing to anyone
first line of wikipedia
yep, doesn't say it's a number
hi
at this point we could just as well discuss transfinite ordinals
sorry, i was calling it unending, in the term that it's series is unending, not the number, my apologise. the way i see an infinity is that it's where you get the graph of x/0 and then add the imaginary plane so then you'd have the equation xiz/0=y, so then the range of infinity would also be infinity, thus allowing for any series of numbers to be able to plot an infinity
not all infinities are equal
increase your Mesozoic prestige
maybe its beta upgrades
idk
but getting capy and squid helps alot with the other metabit upgrades
10x for every badge,beyond episode complete and Mesozoic prestige
why in the hell do you have half a milion darwin
dont mind that
my question is how?
anyways
qs you are not in beta i suggest just doing the events and collecting badges for now
wait until the metabit balance comes out
i collected all the badges expect the chess one
badges stack and for every its 1% and 10x in the metabit upgrade
overall?
yes
i am 1.700x in just Mesozoic
wait, 1.5x speed? like simulation speed multiplier?
idk as i said i say again it could be just beta upgrades
primary multiplier
how do i even sign up to beta
i literally have almost all roles just need the metabit one
this is my simulation speed, i'm on simulation 31
and couple more badges
how tho
can you show me your reality engine?
since reboot mine jumped from 26.000.00 etc to around 56.000.00 etc
at peak i was doing around 20b/s
do i just keep rebooting
my current rate
just wait for the update
werid how i didnt get the update
my current production
mobile
47 prestiges?
no, rank
bruh
brotha those badges carrying you up that Mesozoic man
thats what i need
im level 40 meszoic alley
androis
android
shit
i would only assume so
i went up 400000 somehow, it was 250000 yesterday
it doesnt work that way
and i wouldnt really try it
thats why i got 600k dwarm
it uses steam
you do realise you can get banned for literally hacking your darwin
thats why im emulating my phone as a pc so i can install steam then the game
not hacking
farming
i think this person is a bit glitched
i am pretty sure half a million gonna take you at least a decade to farm
i get that
but 500 dollars doesnt get you 500k darwin
its not even 50k
tf
mine is 18


