#π -general
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chicken butt
We live in one
egg what are you talking about
Egg?
Isn't egg like some trans thing?
hes homo
I'm not
ive already told you that egg doesnt even rhyme with my name
No
Iβm trans myself π
and i'm gonna tell you something, eye-geon doesn't make sense
man
shut up
And thank you for noticing my Sword Art Online profile pic 
that's like pronouncing g.i.f. as jif
r/egg_irl moment
your pfp turned to stone cause he looked at medusa's armpit
ok honestly this blocked gnominator situation is making chat look weird i'm unblocking you
its i-geon
EXACT- wait

respect my pronounce
hmm
Now Iβm lost
or i as in intel?
FFFFF
new epic insult
Bruh
you get ban
dont you dare delete your message little boayh
too late
hey
man why do i have to complete 6 missions of exoplanets
at least i, a witness, had seen you said "i-gey-on"
this is tiring asf
that's tiring?
what is even going on atm
atm?
At the moment
Eww
could we not
alr
Lol
hi Hatty
f
you tell me, what isn't working right for you
sirh please answer my question
i cant get my role
i already linked and click the update stat
read the manual
For me itβs the role link thing
i did
That made it even more confusing 
nic
@wise trail
cats?
Yes
isnt that just complete one prestige
what
ive unsealed my strength
Yes
shit so holy jesus asked for an autograph
ooh rain in philippines
rain in pasig
yea i like seeing a thick gray fog outside
How exciting that it's raining on the other side of the planet
slowly the buildings around me are fading away
how exciting that its raining on the other side of my country
there is a construction site near me and its flooded
now i cant see anything outside
Riveting
swim.
how did helger predicted what i was thinking
uhmmmmm????? stereotypical??!?!?!?!?!? ban!!1!!11!1
there is a river near me and it is also flooded
I was referring to how people in the tropics usually don't use air conditioning as they just sort deal with the heat
At least that's how it was with me
yooo
aircon only used in summer
more stereotypical?!??!?!?
grrrrrrrr
I mean, I'm speaking from first hand experience but ok
@fleet slate !!!!!!!
blud
(i'm aware it's an actual account)
why you ping random dud
(i believe they won't care being pinged)
(in fact it's probably a dead account for there are no messages from them)
Lol
there
make my electricity bill be 800 php
respect
woah
π₯ eon
air's conductive?!?!?!?!
aegeon i'm still confused
how the fuck does your name get pronounced
i as in iphone?

i as in it?
yes
a-geon
no
e-geon
I as hi
Iβm so confused
its pigeon without p
AND YOU SAID IT WAS WRONG
no
i-gyon
imma go buy pandesal
its just existing in my name
pan de manila
A is silent?
AI-GE-ON
Usually it's the E after it that is silent
omg what
thats
okay nvm its not
E is not the same as I though
so e as in ebay or?
like I
LIKE
wait
fine dude
im changing my pronounce
you guys suck
et geon
pronunciation*
itlog hahahaha
E doesn't make the "like" sound though
just change it to itlog
It should be: A-ge-on
grabi nman itlog talga.
age on hahhaha
imagine if he sent the pronunciation as IPA lol
E-JEY-ON
THE G IS AS IN GIRRAFE?!
That sounds incredibly dumb
anyways
just change it to baygon
Baygon lol
itlog or baygon
maybe it's:
e (e-book) geon (g as in girrafe)
BRUH
makes a bit sense but i'm still confused over the silent a
HOW
ever?
other places do different things, it ain't dumb, let's not be mean about aegeon's name
bee?
jusko po nakakatawa to
yes
ahhhhh
A-ge-on is the only thing that makes sense to me, I can't see the logic in the other pronunciations
it's the same thing but a is ee and g is j
not much difference
why are you so picky
what's that
some sort of philosophical law or sum?
wait isn't that a chess opening?
alr
10 mins each?
i like hyperbullet chess
EWWWW
alr
too fun to bully people by premoves
i dont know much about chess
NO EUFH
Knight best piece
HYPERBULLET ARE FOR DUMMIES WHO HAVE THE TIMESPAN OF A GOLDFI- ok sorry
pls forgive me dear people of america
naw is the rooky boy
alright im sending the invite link
yes
Only people with high ego play hyperbullet
You are not forgiven until you create an effigy of a bald eagle
Just play standard chess you freaks, there's no need to complicate yourselves
so rated or unrated?
classical? no time limit? naw whadduhel
me on my way to the bahamas because my opponent takes too long to play a move:
Start simple and work your way to the harder stuff
@wise trail https://play.chess.com/14odX
Login to your Chess.com account, and start enjoying all the chess games, videos, and puzzles that are waiting for you! If you have any issues while logging into your account, do not worry. You can recover your password, or drop us a message and we will gladly help.
if you dont have an account, fuck
maybe another website (i dont know any)
Is it really that hard to make an account?
Doesn't discord have a chess activity in vc?
Do lichess need an account?
shh
If not, try there
im focusing
I've never seen so much pain with starting a game of chess before
I'm down to play checkers any time though
Love that shit
oh right you're new
im gonna sacrifice uhhh
nothing 
fine i'll take it easy i'm not that good anyways
WTF
hanged your knight????
ok i'm not gonna take it
gave away free bidhop
you should be happy
This feels like two AI talking to each other
F
oh wait
Someone want to play chess with me like in 2-3 hours
aaaand that's one for the win
yo i want a rematch
i thought i opened a path already
let's test your french knowledge
F
recap: i'm better than you
i just started
ok sure
the fact that i have been online chessing for 3 years and chessing for 8 years and i'm still stuck on 1000 elo
sadge
being a nerd's a good thing, because that means you're smart
im going to play chess and break more expectations (including my own)
////////////........
heyo, I have a quick question...
I don't seem to get any metabits. i'm stuck with 9m, bar keeps moving as if its generating but even after a month of not playing, it didn't really increase. Altho I have the most buildings & such I've ever had π
I had the same issue 1 y ago when I quit, no matter how mpany times I reset or re-try, i never seem to get metabits. How can I possibly build more to get moer metabits? The next upgrade is 500m or 1.5b... lol π
Hmm
Can you show your stats from reality engine,m
perhaps you havent generated much entropy or ideas
eh?
I played at the very start π
Ran into this metabit issue & quit, tried few more times but never managed to progress it
unlocked all research, just spammed the best earning buildings. did that daily for month & nothing.
Metabits just don't increase properly
Used to be fucked already years ago where I didn't progress
but how am I supposed to earn more? When I just don't seem to grow the number at all π
7 years? 
the game wasn't even out 7 years ago
just something i noticed, your cumulative e and i (EPIC MATH CONSTANTS?!??!?!) is two magnitudes lower than mine which is odd
that'd make more sense
like mine is 55 sdc
or 55 x 10^54
yours however is 4 hdc or 4 x 10^51
oh wow nvm that's four magnitutes
Okay... Not sure what I'm supposed to take from that xd
basically your entropy and idea generation sucks
you're sounding rude but I'm pretty sure you're trying to get at something else
yeah
it's not really a skill issue
maybe a long hiatus?
basically, something is wrong if you have been playing for that long only for that much production
I didn't play that long ofc
oh wait you're on 23 rank in meso
which means you havent unlocked much of the birds and reptiles
I quit because my metabits go up super slowly & idk why. I maxed out everything I can & even buying a single upgrade will take a long time n ow. & if I reset simulation it doesn't increase the speed at all.
mesozoic valley?
do you have problems there?
No
hrmmm
there's also the fact that a lot of people, of which I think includes you, who have played the game a lot, even during times when metabits were able to build up an insane amount way easier than they should have at times
But that shouldn't affect it tho?
mesozoic valley ranks boost production speed
meso can affect production in primary
yeah but you would guess he would do the same
i mean even only idling gives you a lot in those times
on my primary it doesn't seem like I can unlock anything else thn the 1.5b metabits thing
thats all
I don't see what birds & such I wouldn't have
you dont have birds?
Ofc I do
do you have reptiles however?
oh
honestly i dont know what i could do to help now
rip
but others may
anyways, chat's kind of stale in topic, toodles!
ty, bye bye
i found a goofy game
wait you can use titan's methane to form air and water in mars?
wait what how does that work
sussy
Doesn't fit in 1 screenshot with it
ah
then screenshot a shot with it on the screen
huh
a screenshot of a screen that is within a shot shown onto a screen
...shot with a screen
Sup?
Since you have a really big all time amount of metabits, the meta block is also bigger
I never had that amount of metabits tho
I suspect that after you said you had the same issue few years ago
Exactly
Which makes it impossible for you to progress
Yes, an old one
You can contact lunch@computerlunch.com, they should be able to fix it
what kind of info should I give them
That you can't progress because of having a huge amount of metabits in the "all time" tab which you never had
Attach some screenshots too
They'll probably ask you to send your save to cloud using game transfer option
So you can do this in advance and give them your email which you used to create an account there
is breathing still illegal
what in the hell is this
Its a very big number
that's trillion
but seems its bug, cus I never even got over 200m of those π
I lack the braincells to play this game
i think space is mad at us
yep this is repost for sole purpose of trolling
troll my ass
h
hi grox empire
we love chupa chups
grox can speak russian
example - ΡΡΠΏ Ρ Π³ΡΠ΅Π½ΠΊΠ°ΠΌΠΈ
Π°ΡΠ±ΡΠ· ΠΌΠ°Π½ΡΡΠΊ
Yes, americe, but i don't love french fries, becose it's not free.
potato free america paris pantogane
Hello not english man.
yes americq super chasdeburger love can you cpaek amercian
Your frasa podtverjdaet chto you english man.
Yo
yo
What is the meaning of a banana taped to a wall ?
One message removed from a suspended account.
It was a controversial art installation a few years back.
pet sim x is equal to asphalt 8
they are money grabbers
what if i try translating the whole game to tagalog
Fun fact: squares are better than hexagons
She she breathes she's a square
How'd it go?
horribly, i got EEEEEE'D instead
uwu
UwU?
bruh
UwU properly you coward
obviously a edited pic but ok. when you resort to using deception and trickery instead of standing your ground, then you have become the coward
Oh my god
Nuh uh
i would never resort to such barbarism and yet i'm the loser? the one who keeps his fortitude and soul clean of such banal and savage acts?
Was Odysseus a barbarian for hiding in the wooden horse? Shut up,
"shut up", lol, you've started to use insults and harsh language, it's over for you
I use 'shut up' to talk to my friends but ok
and yes, he was a barbarian, all greeks are barbarians
Says the guy with.. what is that statue in your pfp anyways
roman statue
jealous that your civilization hasn't hit the heights of rome despite existing for twice as long
cope and seethe
You sure?
yes i'm sure
I don't think you are π
Noβ₯οΈ
(I was going to then decided not to)
Your 'win' is relative.
I still got, exactly, what I wanted.
which is what?
much like your life, that pic is a fake mockery of nature that only serves to preserve a false, degenerate worldview that only serves to inflate an ego that is too far too massive to support itself so its has to corrupt the truth in order to feel good about itself
sorry but you have nothing but corrupt the truth, the most degenerate act known to man
Corrupt? Nay I simply bent it,
Moreover the truth is you simply can't UwU properly. I think it's even more embarrassing.
damn what an argument going on
Aw crap
can y'all not
you're right, i have better things to do
Yes I've been procrastinating.
uwu
UwU?
not going to feed this black maw of brain rot
Don't say that, you deserve food.
but you even participated
blaisei
What?
just simply, let's not stir up silly ass punches at each other
I'm too tired for this
I am nothing
Hello nothing
im everything.
Oh hello I-geon
uwu
scary
Did you use that?
what up joseph
whail here
aw cmon last chat was a stupid argument
i would like to propose a theory why silly arguments have been happening lately, so- [banned]
I'll blame the frogs
what father
He means god
no his daddy as well
G-sauce didn't deserve-
Also, it's also a fairly common expression so yeah
Juleos
What?
Fuck
bing chilling
Wait so r u August or juleous
Jesus was born during Augustus' reign so I'm kinda related
Augustus
Ah ok
Yea
I can't remember if that's the guy who choked on a fig or not
But as long as it's not Ceaser you have the bare minimum respect
I hate this oh god
Are you implying that Caesar wasn't cool? Also, there's no roman who died from choking on a fig although, there is a greek philosopher who died after seeing a donkey eat figs
He died from laughing too much
Augustus' death is not exactly known
But it is believed to have been poisoning
By his wife
A sad end for a true legend
what the fuck?
a month died?
AUGUST IS JUST 16 DAYS FROM NOW
WE'RE GONNA FALL IN A DEADLY VOID, NOOOO
Omg you remember that
I remember everything...
et tu, brute? or something like that
Yeah, the final blow struck by his most beloved man
bro is a psychopath
truly sad
Bro who isn't
Yes I believe so
isn't it funny that brutus means brute in ancient greek
Very funny
coincidence?!??!?!?!?!
For such a tragic character
Ok but the guy who really, really wanted to stab him didn't get to. And Julius was apparently loved so much by the lower and middle class the senators had to flee.
Senators should always flee when they fuck up
why every time i see senators i think of starwars
Yeah
Same
Remember where it all came from though
I haven't even watched starwars in more than a decade
Me either
There's no point in watching anything after ep 3
It all becomes garbage after that
Trueing
all of starwars is mid :thew:
Truly a controversial opinion
lower class mid :hankschraderdispleaded:
Middle class?
starwars should have never existed :WTF:
Would've saved me from the rotting corpse that is the fandom
starwars should be thrown in the depth of the pits of waste :bruh:
(these are actual emojis btw i just don't have nitro :A1_Blunder:)
If star wars came out today people would be simping for Darth Vader way too fucking much
He's kinda like me though
true :def_not_stolen_moyai_53:
And the entirety of the internet would fuck over and die upon the reveal
:vine_boom_stolenfrompaxu:
You really like extending your jokes do you
you really like complaining do you :Trollface:
Sorry that was for someone else
I complain cause I wish to see better in the world
No tf u dont
Also, it's funny to complain and see people get angry cause of it
sure :mouthbone:
(teeth)
sure
Nice profile pic
gonna tell him
i see teeth as both
Teeth are neither
They're a combination of various calcium mixtures and collagen
calcium comes from rocks
Dude the wind here is so nice today
why did sus stuff came up in my mind
Technically, humans are just soft and warm rocks :))
with your logic, everything are rocks but modified damn it editing is hard
Rocks are just compressed gas, with enough heat they will become gas again
That's your opinion
hop on wikipedia
My opinion is always correct by virtue of being mine
ok ahem, "In geology, rock (or stone) is any naturally occurring solid mass or aggregate of minerals or mineraloid matter."
I can still prove that the sun is a living being, I've been on this shit for 2 years now and even discussed it with University professors, still haven't lost
No β₯οΈ
i really want to insult both of you guys rn
It's not β₯οΈ
University professors also say that 90% of humans have herpes which isn't true
Educationβ intelligence
stares at you which fucking professors are you talking to?
reminds me of the other day when someone says iq doesn't necessarily mean more intelligent than average
Why did herpes come up?
An example of the types of things that come up at universities
π Top 25 users of #1008130971201191987:
π₯ @deft spire, score: 20,301
π₯ @sweet sand, score: 17,833
π₯ @indigo nexus, score: 15,491
4th @floral mauve, score: 7,318
5th @lyric coral, score: 4,900
6th @still slate, score: 4,409
7th @sterile rivet, score: 3,922
8th @tawny gyro, score: 3,903
9th @magic sparrow, score: 3,745
10th @opaque drum, score: 2,484
11th @inland stirrup, score: 2,198
12th @wet whale, score: 2,101
13th @modern pumice, score: 1,863
14th @next gust, score: 1,646
15th @formal ruin, score: 1,458
16th @obtuse temple, score: 1,454
17th @wise trail, score: 1,427
18th @spare socket, score: 1,143
19th @keen vigil, score: 947
20th @south cairn, score: 859
21st @random solstice, score: 796
22nd @torn bobcat, score: 599
23rd @round crypt, score: 498
24th @delicate dome, score: 447
25th @torn palm, score: 354
here stare at this leaderboard
how did the topic of humans having herpes come up?
I've been watching y'all for like 20 minutes and I have no clue
Oh great 10 more people join the convo rn
Huzzah
top confusers of the chat: blai and gnom and perhaps me but i don't want to blame myself
Don't worry, I'll always blame you
new lore, quarter is equivalent to 10 men
Nice
awww thanks blaisei
What
You're welcome
πππ
W h a t
Bro what
Guys mouse is on his shit again
What? Get off my lawn you crazy kids
blaisei you had a lawn?
What?
Change your dealer, whail
I can't hear you
sure aegeon
throws this at you
quarter is deaf?!
thx for the food, sirh
That's Aquila
Deaf from my time during Vietnam
oh my bad, e b b y
What's Vietnam? Is that a metal band or smth?
idk probably a town near michigan
A few more messages and he will start browsing the member list and start to say random nicknames
That's right, Kirby
I ASKED
ok aquilla
NOW WHAT THE F U C K IS A WAR
wait nvm
who's he? i'm lizzie
Oh wow
Vietnam isn't a country anymore, it's just war
Don't,
Yeah that's all it's known for
sure scripto
EVERYTHING REMINDS ME OF HER
@ sirgaysalot Lizzie's back
AAAAAEEAESAE
damn that's sad news blue sparkle
crystal glint you got it too?
You're the first person to actually remember her nick
At least here
thanks, prince cast
Crystal glint? I'm tacitus kilgore
oh my bad, i'm countryland69
No whail, calm down its ok... you're home... with your family
who's whail? some fisherman off the coast of dover?
We know you have advanced dementia but it's going to be ok
No it's you
You're whail
what dementia? is that eminem's brother?
Hello
What's your plight child
hey he's no child
Silence woman, grown-ups are talking
i'm a woman?
Ahh... it was a hello
Yeah
thought i was a hermit crab
Lol
Yes I've been giving you estrogen while you sleep
Loo? Waterloo?
oh well, toodles elston and bluenationprez
Yay
Yes
What's estrogen
Is it a vitamin gummies
Anti vitamin gummies?
Drug
Oooh I love drugs!
i'm gonna go continue my impossible task of finding chickens in barney's construction site despite knowing they are very quick if you try to catch them and a great chance that the police can't find them anytime soon
Are you being serious with me? Do you actually not know what estrogen is?
Do I look like a fucking idiot to you?
Yes
...well that was oddly straight forward
hey guys
look i know both of you are running for president in france but don't bring any arguments here guys
unleathy for the cow population
Oh my god did he just say Fr*nce?!
The french are a failed society
what was i about to do again? oh yeah, chickens in barney's construction site
bye hippies!
That have been in decline since the 1700s
Don't get the reference
There's a reference?
Usually when you say: 39 buried, 0 found, you are referring to something
Otherwise that's just kinda messed up
hello nerds
'Ello bruv
Hello I-geon!
Yeah blaisei
Stop calling people monkeys and posting potentially rule breaking videos in the meme channel
That behavior is not allowed
Also, you complain too much and don't help people whenever they ask questions
facts
american? β romerican? β
I still haven't figured out how to change Pinterest videos
stop flirting
Nah, that video that you posted of "the group chat getting leaked" is messed up
Not to mention the other videos like the lava video and that bad dragon spaceship video
How could you post such content on here
Tisk tisk tisk
Shame
I prefer Roman
you know its funny when the guy you thought everything wanted to fight you.
nic e
It's the "thought everything" part that confuses me
elaborate
If I progressed through the game via the iOS app, then transferred my game save to steam via cloud save, will the achievements be carried over as well, granting me the associated steam achievements?
Englis π―
hey guys, colin here
iOS sucks bro Im sorry for your loss
Yes you silly monkey
It does? Well damn ok
I think so
whats up kirby, quarter and forg
I had to cause I wanted to play the game while away from my computer
Fair,
Idk, people who use apple aren't real humans
Maybe, maybe not
It should work though
sooooo 25% of the human population
Hello good afternoon
oh look my dementia's gone
Most of that being US population
epic moment of whail history?
goofy ahh hedonism wait is it hedonism idk
headonism
I genuinely don't know what hedonism means
look it up
Hedonism is the thing I think Cassius believes in
In like
Shakespeare
Tf
team fortress?
To be solely focused on physical pleasure
kinda make sense
πΏ
do they not shake their head when speaking
Pog moment
That's actually me, don't take that away from me
shut up, delinquency isn't a crime
Exactly. Commit tax fraud then maybe,
Not sure how materialist I am about my phone tho as I like willingly dropped it off a building to test its durability
A week ago
Dumbass
My phone is crumbling in my hands as we speak
if he's a dumbass what are you
Not a dumbass
dumbintestine
He's roman, you can't really get worse than that
right
Says the indian but ok
romans with their nationali- [killed]
yeah let's not
-sirh
Find someone else
have you guys played torchlight
No
No
Hah
ok
histoe
Wait Ima ping someone who starts fights, then loses then whines about losing. ||(/lh)||
@agile zodiac
