It's almost 3 am and I want to head to bed
#🏠-general
tidal burrow
6 pm over here
exotic depot
void finch
Yes
tulip arrow
Do you think The Epic of Gilgamesh is worth reading ?
deft spire
Just go to play store and go to cell to singularity
verbal jay
And then
deft spire
And there at the bottom, click join beta
tulip arrow
What would happen if we took somebody with a Morpheme addiction and sent them to 3000 BC ?
deft spire
I can't find it
The very bottom
minor goblet
so guys is the jellyfish then highest earning thing now
velvet socket
rigid nexus
And there at the bottom, click join beta
No it's not like that
rigid nexus
Oh
lean cairn
Das so crazy bro
opaque drum
Do you think The Epic of Gilgamesh is worth reading ?
i mean it's epic
tulip arrow
speaks Coptic
opaque drum
if one time travels into the future, do they end up in (They/Their is referring to the 'one'):
- a future, part of a timeline where their time travel results in their disappearance
- a future, part of a timeline where their time travel fails and they stay in the timeline for a while
- a future, part of a timeline where they didn't even exist at all
- time travel is impossible or incomprehensible for humanity to fully understand nor use
- frick it, the machine explodes
gofy ah question, i want to see what people think
i have made timeline diagrams that explain all 5 options very badly (def. not an excuse to draw something in ms paint because i am bored)
agile zodiac
i have made timeline diagrams that explain all 5 options very badly (def. not an...
This is more confusing than the time travel in primer
agile zodiac
A really good movie
opaque drum
the more you go down in the image the more you progress in the future
light blue paths is time travel, black paths is regular timeline
agile zodiac
Well it's still confusing
opaque drum
DUDE
agile zodiac
Sorry, I don't like time travel
opaque drum
if you go to the future are you friends either older or dead?
opaque drum
yeah exa- wait what
opaque drum
leave button where
no i would rather not fill the chat with messages so i don't have to redirect or rewrite my question later on - and yes i am writing through edits - i am epic
rigid igloo
👽
agile zodiac
Not really the time to use the alien but ok
rigid igloo
Just 👽. Anyway the beyond in the latest update has too much bugs
agile zodiac
You shouldn't use the alien lightly and yes, the beyond is buggy
rigid igloo
Like i keep getting free badges when i rank up my celestial bodies and boom i get an achievement
I havent even reached my designated rank for the achievement yet
agile zodiac
Is all of that not a good thing?
rigid igloo
And the moons orbits are gllitchy and stuff in the soace garden
rigid igloo
Is all of that not a good thing?
Idk its free achievements but…
agile zodiac
But...
rigid igloo
I dont think i wanna get all the achievements yet say you get a prize for nothing
Idk man
Even the exploration events badges KILLS ME as a not so amateur anymore artist
I mean the achievement for when u unlock the exploration events
And solar sytem
agile zodiac
How does it "kill you?"
rigid igloo
How does it "kill you?"
Its a figure of speech man
agile zodiac
Not sure I see what issue is there
rigid igloo
It just doesnt feel right and makes it look a bit crappy
agile zodiac
Hmm
rigid igloo
I hope when e18 releases theres not that much bugs anymore
rigid igloo
freebies:
agile zodiac
Tis
rigid igloo
Tis’
agile zodiac
Twere
Twas
@opaque drum I finally saw your post explaining the options for time travel. The correct option is 4 although technically, if we're going by non boring rules, then a time traveler going to the future would be fine, I.E, say if I time traveled a year into the future, there would be only one version of me as ever since the moment of initial departure and arrival, technically I wouldn't exist, only reappearing a year after I left. That's how it would work as long as time travel to the future doesn't create new universes or anything weird like that. Time travel to the future is much less problematic then time travel to the past as future travel is the nature state of things as every single present moment is constantly turning into the future
I think that's how it works anyways
Could be wrong
opaque drum
I see
Personally I like either 4 or, with non boring rules, 2 cuz schrodinger cat moment
i enjoy universal splitty splitty
agile zodiac
not sure i follow 2, it says that the time travel fails and the traveler stays in the timeline?
opaque drum
no no
it splits
say jaq dupont had just finished his time machine and decided to go to the future, to the year 2025
agile zodiac
who
opaque drum
randomly generated name
so like when he reaches there he sees a version of him 2 years older
in that 2 year older perspective the machine didn't do anything but in the traveller perspective it did do something
idk i thought the 2nd one would be more fun albeit not so quite-ish mayhapsibly logical
agile zodiac
hmm i see
opaque drum
following "conservation rules!!!" it would prolly be the 1st option though
subtle igloo
..option 4 cuases another problem though
opaque drum
following even more stricter conservation it would be 4 as one instant of the universe cannot lose any matter
subtle igloo
Like.. you go 2 months into thr future
agile zodiac
ok
subtle igloo
Then you go back
opaque drum
ok
subtle igloo
What happens if you see your future self in that time frame?
It'd have to exist but so do you
agile zodiac
do you interact with your past self when you return?
opaque drum
what now
agile zodiac
if you don't then there's no problem
if you do however go back to the past and find yourself then you'd suddenly (not really) gain a memory of you meeting your future self
thus it's an endless loop of you meeting yourself right before you see yourself go into the time machine
you, the one from the future then takes the past's you place and carry on as if nothing happened
opaque drum
What happens if you see your future self in that time frame?
so like this?
personally i don't think any "universal collapse" would happen if one present self and future self meets up
agile zodiac
time travel is a silly concept that the more one thinks about it, the less it makes sense
agile zodiac
why
opaque drum
it's like jumping out of a moving car
agile zodiac
elaborate plz
opaque drum
the moving car that is time
and the road that is the timeline
perhaps the car is infinitely locked though
whether it's possible or not, time travel is kind of logical
agile zodiac
no it's not
opaque drum
if you can go one way, why not the other?
agile zodiac
you can't jump in front of the car while it's moving, you'll just end up hitting it and landing on the ground while it speeds away from you
opaque drum
exactly
agile zodiac
if were to travel a 1000 years into the future then if i were to jump from this metaphorical car, i would somehow jump way way in front of it
which doesn't happen when you jump out of a car
opaque drum
nah
you're not in front of the car
you're inside
(btw the car is time itself, not a time machine)
agile zodiac
i still don't how forward time travel is possible with this car analogy, if you jump out of the car, then you'll simply land somewhere around the present
opaque drum
nah
agile zodiac
in order to go into the future, you'd have to somehow get in front of the car
opaque drum
after you jump out, you load up your portable high speed private jet
opaque drum
yes
agile zodiac
there's no portable jet and this analogy doesn't work
opaque drum
also doesn't time dilation basically do the job (although you don't instantly warp into the future)
opaque drum
there's no portable jet and this analogy doesn't work
portable jet is an anaolgy to a time machine
maybe our science is just not enough to make it happen
idk
agile zodiac
time dilation isn't time travel, you simply observe everything else going way faster than you
opaque drum
that's kind of like going to the future right?
agile zodiac
no it's not, to normal people non time dilated people, time is still moving forward. plus, time travel inherently means skipping time which time dilation doesn't really do
opaque drum
ok but uhhhhhhhh
agile zodiac
from an outsiders perspective, they'd just see you freeze in place while they move with their lives
opaque drum
ermmmm doesn't mean time travel is impossible
opaque drum
from an outsiders perspective, they'd just see you freeze in place while they mo...
technically to slow time you need near lightspeed spaceships
which i would suggest means everything in it is motionless but the spaceship itself is very well... motion
motiony?
motionful?
agile zodiac
time travel is dumb
every time someone tries to explain it, 10 new questions appears
opaque drum
definetly because of those goofy ass space science yt shorts
agile zodiac
no
opaque drum
every time someone tries to explain it, 10 new questions appears
easily answerable questions
agile zodiac
not becasue of those youtube shorts
opaque drum
there's a reason why scientists work on it alright
and i won't be so far-fetched to call it outright dumb
imagine working your whole life on a stupid silly illogical possibly unethical and irreligious concept
and yet we do it
agile zodiac
nah, time travel is dumb, every one has a different interpretation of it, the countless paradoxes, the materials and energy to even build a time machine
it's dumb
time travel is some thing that should stay in the mind for the foreseeable future
opaque drum
pessimistic moment?@??@?@?@?@ just wait and see
also doesn't c2s have time travel aspects
truly a funny moment
(my humor is broken)
opaque drum
nah, time travel is dumb, every one has a different interpretation of it, the co...
just because different interpretations doesn't mean all are wrong
or incomplete in a way
i mean are there really any paradox? all paradoxes of time travel has been answered
although with different answers from different interpretations, it's answered quite logically
why is this even a debate
opaque drum
it's because of your damn willpower philosphic ahhh
rigid igloo
"bro its a canon event"
fossil tundra
message":"Internal Error: Failed at creating or updating linked roles user data"}
I got this message when trying to link my roles
An1 knows how to de1l wt that ?
potent granite
👀
short valley
Needless to say Ikepochey cheisabatpa never Dalles conslequina baby ammare
lyric coral
Hey guys I just woke up, am I having a stroke?
arctic sparrow
no
agile zodiac
yes
arctic sparrow
just an ordinary day in #🏠-general
lyric coral
Mixed vibes
agile zodiac
i gave you 10 pounds of big macs while you slept
you will perish in 4 days after a long struggle in the hospital
lyric coral
YOU FED ME LAPTOPS WHILE I SLEPT?
Great I'm gonna turn into a supercomputer.
This shit again.
lyric coral
...thats a laptop
agile zodiac
stroke must arriving early it seems
lyric coral
I saw that typo
lyric coral
Oh
agile zodiac
aye
lyric coral
Anyways good morning
lyric coral
Am I seeing this correctly?
wise trail
is it political if i say joe biden name in public?
agile zodiac
is it political if i say joe biden name in public?
only if you say: wake up, 9/11
lyric coral
I should tell you guys, someone ate the voting ballots here.
wise trail
thats my cousins birthday
agile zodiac
cursed birthday
lyric coral
1 word: oof
lyric coral
i did, i ate them
Did you also piss in the ballot box?
lyric coral
how did you guys get the role
Limk
wise trail
oh wait
lyric coral
...tell me how it goes actually,
agile zodiac
truly mindbreaking news
410 mb, such a shame that i have to delete everything i have in order to play it
wise trail
downloaded in 8 seconds
tough marsh
lol
lyric coral
Aeg playing on that gamer computer he saved up 20,000 or so philipine pesos for
tough marsh
wdym it's not using your local disk? what else would it use?
agile zodiac
it uses my local disk, my pc is literally built different
wise trail
guys who voice semblance?
lyric coral
Benedict Cumberbatch
tough marsh
I forgot
tough marsh
true
wise trail
should i start all over again?
agile zodiac
yes, your family misses you
tough marsh
you could transfer your save 
wise trail
its not sending me a verification code
lyric coral
That happens sometimes
tough marsh
that's quite silly
wise trail
i hate gmail so much
tough marsh
gmail hates you
wise trail
why did it even exist
tough marsh
why did it even exist
cause it's good
wise trail
im
tough marsh
Cause sirH ain't fixin it
I didn't make the save transfer stuff, you can't blame me! smh
wise trail
gonna start again
lyric coral
I didn't make the save transfer stuff, you can't blame me! smh
Nuh uh
wise trail
why is my email full of bitcon crap
agile zodiac
bruh
tough marsh
why is my email full of bitcon crap
you've been around too many scams
just mark them as spam and you shouldn't have to deal with them
agile zodiac
this seems like basic email knowledge
woven pollen
Uh
robust niche
wth is this 🔥💯
agile zodiac
wth is this 🔥💯
lol, panama beats usa
tough marsh
wth is this 🔥💯
debug logs
rotund ivy
My cat is being cute, help.
hollow garnet
Hello handsome gents
agile zodiac
Hello handsome gents
'Ello
opaque drum
Hello handsome gents
and the women?
and the genderqueer?
and the non-binary?
and the binary stars?
and the blackholes?
and the singularities?
and the discrete functions?
agile zodiac
Too much
opaque drum
and the continious functions?
and the fluid dynamics?
and the aerodynamics?
of a cow?
agile zodiac
Too. Much
opaque drum
and the cows too, perhaps.
agile zodiac
You're overextending it!!!!!!!
opaque drum
Why not you realize that pushing something does not make it funny
That fact, yes I know
But why not the winter and it's silky snow?
Why not the autumn, summer and spring?
agile zodiac
😐🔫
agile zodiac
I'm phone posting
opaque drum
ah! it ended
opaque drum
the capitalization and the rhyming
perfect timing
to- damn, did it again
what started this anyways?
what turned years to months to days?
shouldn't it be flipped?
order has been whipped?
and why does order has so many definitions?
can't we make more words anyways?
agile zodiac
opaque drum
split the alphabet, part ways- ok i need to stop
opaque drum
atleast i'm doing something to general and not leaving it empty
you gotta know the art of the chat revival
agile zodiac
Chat revival is a two man operation
agile zodiac
Har har. NO
opaque drum
two is a product of the revival
and so is three
perhaps four?
perhaps more?
wait...
agile zodiac
No one is online at this time
agile zodiac
The internet works on American time and all the Americans are sleeping
agile zodiac
Got a limerick for you actually
opaque drum
please no
agile zodiac
You sure?
opaque drum
The internet works on American time and all the Americans are sleeping
blaisei usually appears
and aegeon
oh wait that's months ago
now they're not as active
whatever, i guess i'm doing this for the lurkr xp
what name is @feral zinc anyways?
lurker? isn't that going to stain your reputation?
agile zodiac
No
opaque drum
that's like naming a company "frawd"
agile zodiac
In some websites, one needs to lurk for years before you can actually post on in them
God knows I need to lurk more
opaque drum
goofy ass math joke out of nowhere (gamjoon):
how do you properly visualize a pig's oink?
with swine waves.
agile zodiac
It took you 3 minutes to write that?
opaque drum
a seconds to think of swine waves
2 minutes to look for a fan
30 seconds to cool myself
20 seconds to ask chatgpt
agile zodiac
HAHAHA
agile zodiac
Oh
opaque drum
which is way shit
opaque drum
Which is way shit?
the joke
like wtf is "how do you properly visualize a pig's oink?"
agile zodiac
Oh
random solstice
if one time travels into the future, do they end up in (They/Their is referring ...
1., the only time modification conceivably possible is time travel to the future, trust me, I've spent hours on this over the years
Or 5.
Ik, I'm late
opaque drum
1., the only time modification conceivably possible is time travel to the future...
bro is latte
i'm so funny
agile zodiac
i'm so funny
Don't rely on machine spirits for your jokes just fyi
opaque drum
yeah
"Why did the mathematician refuse to eat pork?
Because he couldn't stand the thought of sinewave!" doesn't make sense anyways
agile zodiac
Are all of these pig related?
opaque drum
i asked chatgpt to make a joke based on how sine and swine sound the same
so yeah, it is
lemme think of another one
agile zodiac
i asked chatgpt to make a joke based on how sine and swine sound the same
You good bruv? They don't sound the same
opaque drum
similar
i meant
like if you say it fast there is a similarity?
here's another one:
a function didn't knew it's limits
so i took them to the hospital
agile zodiac
ChatGPT is not good for jokes
opaque drum
btw joke explanation: ||L'Hôpital's rule (a rule for limits) is similar to hospital's rule (fun fact, that o with a hat means there once was an s after the o, so in reality it is actually pronounced l'hospital's rule)||
agile zodiac
Is this it?
opaque drum
If you're mistaken for an ai then it's over
over my dead body that is (idk why that's the first thing i thought of looking at your message)
agile zodiac
Is that what today's youth find funny nowadays?
opaque drum
no
agile zodiac
Oh ok
opaque drum
it's a math joke of course it's not funny to most
another one:
there's no sin in pie
agile zodiac
Not really a joke, more like a shitty pun
opaque drum
oh yeah right pun's the word
agile zodiac
Puns
opaque drum
why does it feel like every topic i'm into is dumb
opaque drum
yeah why do you even rate memes anyways
agile zodiac
Cause I want to
opaque drum
the moment i rejoined and i saw your rankings i kinda hate it
like it's kind of unnecesary but most things i do is unnecesary anyways so it's no big deal
agile zodiac
Um ok
agile zodiac
You can say hate
opaque drum
i don
agile zodiac
You can use even harsher words
opaque drum
gosh damn it i clicked enter
opaque drum
You can use even harsher words
how bout straight out slurs
agile zodiac
Yeah you can use them
opaque drum
here, for example, your ratings are incredibly- [banned]
agile zodiac
Unironically, I think I'm the person in this server who is the least likely to be offended by something
agile zodiac
here, for example, your ratings are incredibly- [banned]
Incredibly?
deft spire
Great
He for sure wanted to say "great"
agile zodiac
Lol
random solstice
Hooray, finally finished reading all 800-900 new messages in #🏠-general! Now I get to go to sleep, phase out of existence for three days, and read another 800! But first, cells-chat…
opaque drum
Unironically, I think I'm the person in this server who is the least likely to b...
and the most likely is- wait that's not a good idea
deft spire
That's some neet shit right there
Imagine what Aditya have to go through
He said he always read everything in chat
No matter how many messages
opaque drum
bro has an autoscroller
agile zodiac
Technically everyone has but ok
opaque drum
do we all?
agile zodiac
Middle mouse click?
agile zodiac
You don't scroll though
opaque drum
now that i think about it if god's real that is hefty work
imagine having to look through every single event
and that's in earth alone
agile zodiac
Well he's omnipotent so it's not really a challenge
opaque drum
oh yeah
agile zodiac
That's the point of being god
opaque drum
what if he isn't
agile zodiac
Clearly stated he is though
random solstice
Hooray, finally finished reading all 800-900 new messages in <#50694050944149094...
Oh shit there 2387 unreads, I'm not reading them all tonight
opaque drum
i didn't specify which belief
agile zodiac
Then specify please
opaque drum
sure
deft spire
Oh shit there 2387 unreads, I'm not reading them all tonight
Come on, I believe in you! Screw the sleep, having all channels read is more important
agile zodiac
Don't listen to the slav!!!! Save yourself and sleep!!!!!
opaque drum
Then specify please
a belief where god is actually some random middle aged coder who accidentally made a simulation with conscious beings and have to take care of it every day to not be raided by rights activists who say killing anything conscious is unethical
random solstice
Come on, I believe in you! Screw the sleep, having all channels read is more imp...
Ok but if I do that I won't get my phone for the next 3 days, and then my daily chess puzzle streak of 182 will be gone
hollow garnet
and the discrete functions?
random solstice
Don't listen to the slav!!!! Save yourself and sleep!!!!!
Ok, you've convinced me, I'll read them now
deft spire
Ok but if I do that I won't get my phone for the next 3 days, and then my daily ...
Now that's a complicated situation
agile zodiac
Ok, you've convinced me, I'll read them now
Damn
random solstice
I'll only be up until 5 am
agile zodiac
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Don't listen to him!!!!!!!
opaque drum
a belief where god is actually some random middle aged coder who accidentally ma...
wym what? zachstar made a skit about it
random solstice
||I'm NOT sacrificing the streak, I'll read them when there's another 6 or 7 hundred||
deft spire
I literally went to sleep at 1-2AM and wakes up at 5:30AM for job for the past 4 days now
agile zodiac
I literally went to sleep at 1-2AM and wakes up at 5:30AM for job for the past 4...
That sounds cancerous
random solstice
It probably is, but I can imagine it
deft spire
I feel less sleepy than going to sleep at 10-11PM
random solstice
wym what? zachstar made a skit about it
I saw that, it was EXTREMELY mid
opaque drum
ok but for some reason the comment section is kind of supportive
random solstice
I feel less sleepy than going to sleep at 10-11PM
Welp, you've officially fucked over your brain. Congratulations.
deft spire
~~lizzie~~
We don't talk about lizzie
opaque drum
i'm starting to feel annoyed by the amount of purple in the chat
i'm talking about the role "finder of semblance secrets"
agile zodiac
Welp, you've officially fucked over your brain. Congratulations.
The sleep cycle of a neet without actually being one lol
deft spire
Welp, you've officially fucked over your brain. Congratulations.
Thanks a lot
Should probably fix it someday
opaque drum
the amount of basically useless emojis here is absolutely epic
deft spire
Might as well try going to sleep at 9PM
opaque drum
perhaps they have some uses but no one uses them
now thinking about it that's emojis in general
underused for some reason
is underused a word?
deft spire
I think so
opaque drum
monkey is a derogatory word in indonesia
i don't think calling an indonesian a monkey is a good idea
deft spire
perhaps they have some uses but no one uses them
There's literally like 4 emojis that have use here (
and maybe few more)
So yeah, you're right
agile zodiac
Welp
opaque drum
There's literally like 4 emojis that have use here (<:dog_laugh:8112733911263478...
do you use this
random solstice
There's literally like 4 emojis that have use here (<:dog_laugh:8112733911263478...
True lol
random solstice
<:little_idea:1111854560395399169> do you use this
Absolutely not
opaque drum
like why when you can use 
deft spire
<:little_idea:1111854560395399169> do you use this
Give me a situation when I should use it
deft spire
Oh, also those are useful
random solstice
too though
deft spire
Oh yeah
opaque drum
also barely used
agile zodiac
deft spire
Oh well
We found 9 useful emojis
random solstice
And 
deft spire
Oh well
We found 9 useful emojis
We're getting somewhere
agile zodiac
<:little_darwinium:1111854552124244008>
SOVL
random solstice
And <:BlackHole:1010549780100952154>
On rare occasion
opaque drum
dabbing is outdated
agile zodiac
Speak for yourself
also lacks usage
deft spire
And <:BlackHole:1010549780100952154>
It will be an emoji for future beyond roles, so another use too
opaque drum
unless it's some nostalgia stuff
unrelated to the "used or no" topic but remember when this was just like numbers?
like :103048328234: or something
deft spire
Fun fact
Discord says this 
is the top emoji here
opaque drum
this is saul goodman
agile zodiac
Fun fact
Discord says this <:TechTree:498911308012322817> is the top emoji here
Probably cause of all the usernames with it
bit odd
deft spire
this is used sometimes too
opaque drum
is :ComputerLunch: used?
deft spire
Looks like a leopard laughing imo
random solstice
No, I speak for the trees
I'm am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, and for some fucking reason, they speak … a language in which one of the tones of a vowel has a glottal stop in the middle of it, how the hell do you expect me to learn that
agile zodiac
What
opaque drum
I'm am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, and for some fucking reason, they speak...
the lorax speaks all languages
but the once-ler he's talking to just so happens to be english
his actual language is probably tree rustling sounds
random solstice
What
Ahh, I see you want the Wikipedia article on tonals, here you go https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tone_(linguistics)
agile zodiac
What does that have to do with the lorax?
opaque drum
robust and gnominator are so similar yet so different
random solstice
Ahh, I see you want the Wikipedia article on tonals, here you go https://en.m.wi...
agile zodiac
robust and gnominator are so similar yet so different
Hmm
random solstice
robust and gnominator are so similar yet so different
I have no answer for this
Yes?
Maybe?
No?
opaque drum
nyos
agile zodiac
Definitely no
random solstice
Give evidence
opaque drum
i'm talking about dna bro
random solstice
Prove your case
opaque drum
all humans are similar in dna
random solstice
i'm talking about dna bro
Ok buddy
agile zodiac
Slight differences though
random solstice
How kind of you to let him go first, truely not evasion
agile zodiac
4 minutes waiting just so nothing gets posted
The true phantom pain
What's even the point of this?
What am I supposed to say?
opaque drum
<@702049474184216578> you go first
what are you talking about again
agile zodiac
I believe the conversation was about how similar @random solstice and I are
opaque drum
oh yeah
agile zodiac
Are we talking about physical similarities or like personality-wise?
opaque drum
all
"All human beings are 99.9 percent identical in their genetic makeup"
https://www.genome.gov/about-genomics/fact-sheets/Genetics-vs-Genomics
thus you are pretty similar to each other
however
agile zodiac
However...
opaque drum
humans are diverse
agile zodiac
Yeah
opaque drum
so you both are very similar and very different
case solved
ok let me continue my impossible task of finding patterns in the collatz conjecture despite knowing it's a pretty self recursive if you try to solve it and a great chance that first order arithmetic can't solve it anytime soon
agile zodiac
What. The. Fuck
agile zodiac
so you both are very similar and very different
Also honestly, I doubt we're similar at all
eternal adder
im bored what is happening here
agile zodiac
I think. (THINK) @opaque drum wants to make some joke
opaque drum
no i don't
i told you
i am continuing my impossible task of finding patterns in the collatz conjecture despite knowing it's a pretty self recursive if you try to solve it and a great chance that first order arithmetic can't solve it anytime soon
what part of ok let me continue my impossible task of finding patterns in the collatz conjecture despite knowing it's a pretty self recursive if you try to solve it and a great chance that first order arithmetic can't solve it anytime soon" don't you understand
i clearly said "ok let me continue my impossible task of finding patterns in the collatz conjecture despite knowing it's a pretty self recursive if you try to solve it and a great chance that first order arithmetic can't solve it anytime soon"
which is clearly talking about how i am continuing my impossible task of finding patterns in the collatz conjecture despite knowing it's a pretty self recursive if you try to solve it and a great chance that first order arithmetic can't solve it anytime soon
agile zodiac
Did you really have to copy and paste it 4 times in a row?
opaque drum
perhaps
but it's to clear up the fact that i am continuing my impossible task of finding patterns in the collatz conjecture despite knowing it's a pretty self recursive if you try to solve it and a great chance that first order arithmetic can't solve it anytime soon
agile zodiac
This is what you're doing to me
opaque drum
good
i want you gone from this channel so i can safely say random stuff without anyone noticing thus increasing my lurkr xp and having a chance to be top 4 in the leaderboard
agile zodiac
Ahh... the plot twist
opaque drum
i do this in the past server too
eternal adder
i like staring chats for no reason
opaque drum
when chat's dead i say random topics until someone comes by
then i leave
that's how i got top 25 in that server
before i got banned
and appealed
and banned again
basically speedrunning mee6 (in this case it's lurkr)
opaque drum
that's probably how i got this "break message into multiple" habit
eternal adder
i die of laughing i dead now
agile zodiac
You want a prize?
opaque drum
no
agile zodiac
You sure?
opaque drum
the prize could be a wooden horse
agile zodiac
It's not
opaque drum
hmmmm
opaque drum
okay i guess
agile zodiac
Alright
opaque drum
oh hi madamh
tough marsh
basically speedrunning mee6 (in this case it's lurkr)
fun fact, there's admin commands to reset someone's levels in lurkr 
opaque drum
i don't need a new username so game i guess
agile zodiac
Darn, gonna make me turn on my computer for this
opaque drum
agile zodiac
Give me like a minute or two
eternal adder
ooo i ended my duolingo streak
agile zodiac
ooo i ended my duolingo streak
Neat
lyric coral
Wow a lot has has happened hello guys
agile zodiac
'Ello
eternal adder
my duolingo streak isny enough just 31 days
tough marsh
Wow a lot has has happened hello guys
Blaisei, what are your thoughts on this genius idea
lyric coral
End the streak at 68
lyric coral
Blaisei, what are your thoughts on this genius idea
No
opaque drum
hey guys i'm back from continuing my impossible- WOAH
lyric coral
😊
eternal adder
oh may gawd admin abuse
lyric coral
sirH my friends are slowly figuring out that I'm gay what do I do?
tough marsh
be gay
opaque drum
do crimes
tough marsh
true
lyric coral
Excellent advice thank you
agile zodiac
sirH my friends are slowly figuring out that I'm gay what do I do?
Slaughter them
opaque drum
Slaughter them
too far
eternal adder
name me 5 asian parents do
tough marsh
nondeterministic polynomial time?
sure
tough marsh
name me 5 asian parents do
what
eternal adder
5 things asian parents do
lyric coral
- Scream
eternal adder
breathing doesnt exist in asia
lyric coral
~~stereotypical much?~~
We're all asian. We already know.
Except sirH ofc
And gnome,
tough marsh
how about parents with health problems such that they can't eat
the godly urge to say "skill issue" trembles inside
lyric coral
Gnome which continent are you from
lyric coral
5. ~~emotional manipulation~~ talk
Dude my mom was Gaslighting me like 30 seconds ago
opaque drum
it's weird how diverse asia is
tough marsh
anyway, I don't think we should be joking about stereotypes of certain people, I feel like this will get a little weird
opaque drum
like with the current definition jesus was asian
lyric coral
although i've lived most of my life in south america
Wow same continent as sirH
opaque drum
anyway, I don't think we should be joking about stereotypes of certain people, I...
but what if you are that certain people?
agile zodiac
Wow same continent as sirH
nuh uh
opaque drum
Wow same continent as sirH
sirh's south american?
tough marsh
but what if you are that certain people?
still nah
opaque drum
isn't she from new york or somethin
tough marsh
nah, I'm not in new york, but I'm definitely in the U.S. (unfortunately)
opaque drum
you're in us?
eternal adder
i like power interruption
tough marsh
Wow same continent as sirH
no
opaque drum
🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨
tough marsh
you're in us?
U.S., don't be weird 
opaque drum
Wow same continent as sirH
now that i think about is, blaisei probably regards "the americas" as one big continent
agile zodiac
many people do
lyric coral
Didnt he just say he was in N. America?
eternal adder
should i turn on aircon
yes
no
lyric coral
No
opaque drum
Didnt he just say he was in N. America?
no, south america
agile zodiac
should i turn on aircon
yes
no
you should stop interrupting
eternal adder
Suffer the hear
there is no sun here, just rain
lyric coral
Practice burning in hell
opaque drum
should i turn on aircon
yes
no
what's that? convention about gasses?
tough marsh
lmao
lyric coral
there is no sun here, just rain
Then turn on the Aircon to anger Zeus and get hit by lightning
opaque drum
you should stop interrupting
he didn't really interrupt
opaque drum
indian mythology is so epic
lyric coral
Thank you but I want him to get hit by lightning
Speaking of Indian mythology, we have a story about a magical monkey that tried to eat the sun, how is that not more popular?
opaque drum
what
lyric coral
Man was like, 5 or something as well
opaque drum
thx for deleting it i nearly forgot
agile zodiac
Speaking of Indian mythology, we have a story about a magical monkey that tried ...
How many people know that story in india?
lyric coral
How many people know that story in india?
A lot of people, but for some reason it's not memed on because it's like dal and rice now.
opaque drum
k so it's a real thing...
tough marsh
Speaking of Indian mythology, we have a story about a magical monkey that tried ...
cause it probably didn't end well for the monkey
lyric coral
No the monkeys dad was the god of wind so he threw a hissy fit until the monkey came back to life
lyric coral
Hanuman
agile zodiac
what monkey are you guys talking about
Me, I'm the monkey
opaque drum
wtf
lyric coral
(magical monkeys in South Asia do the craziest shit)
wise trail
we have eagles here in philippines
lyric coral
This is- pffff
wise trail
i doubt monkey can do crazy stuff here
opaque drum
hanuman was prolly like "we do a little trolling" or sum
lyric coral
we have eagles here in philippines
Jatayu. Try harder.
lyric coral
hanuman was prolly like "we do a little trolling" or sum
More like
Mnnnngkfkdjdjd froot dies
agile zodiac
we have eagles here in philippines
Philippines? British mafia? These things do not add up
wise trail
yes
agile zodiac
Everyone nowadays has some anime shit as their profile pic
opaque drum
truly a glottalization moment
wise trail
id like if you can respect my nationality
opaque drum
Everyone nowadays has some anime shit as their profile pic
i wouldn't go as far as calling it shit
wise trail
which is turkish, american, indian etc etc
agile zodiac
Billions
lyric coral
id like if you can respect my nationality
No we respect your nationality it's just that we don't respect you ♥️ (/j don't kill me)
wise trail
No we respect your nationality it's just that we don't respect you ♥️ (/j don't ...
you dont respect me?
why you dont respect me
opaque drum
what if you have to feel the suffering as a result of your consequences
lyric coral
You'd achieve something that god couldn't
agile zodiac
what if i killed you
I'd kill you all first
lyric coral
I'd just dodge
opaque drum
i'll dodge your attack
agile zodiac
Poison
lyric coral
i'll dodge your attack
Shake my hand
lyric coral
Twinning 💅
agile zodiac
Oof
opaque drum
what
wise trail
what the hell happened to helger
opaque drum
still bothers me how it has 4 fingers
lyric coral
why does it.. look like toes...
lyric coral
what the hell happened to helger
What happened?
opaque drum
what the hell happened to helger
i came back to who i was a year ago... o r c a
wise trail
why did bro turn into pokemon
opaque drum
i used to have "wildwhail" for a great chunk of my history in discord
lyric coral
Why? Gonna throw balls at him?
opaque drum
in the past that's all they knew me for
wise trail
Why? Gonna throw balls at him?
id throw the "master" ball
lyric coral
Who are "they" ?
agile zodiac
Baby wheel perhaps?
lyric coral
Now what the fuck is a baby wheel?
opaque drum
so yeah i'm bringing it back
opaque drum
Now what the fuck is a baby wheel?
just the axle
lyric coral
Nuh uh
agile zodiac
Now what the fuck is a baby wheel?
opaque drum
an adult wheel have grown a wheel disk
lyric coral
So do you like, crucify babies on a wheel or smth?
opaque drum
https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/567042187443961858/1121263749932...
ohh that viral video
agile zodiac
So do you like, crucify babies on a wheel or smth?
Yes, crucify them all
wise trail
guys have you dont any trolley test?
opaque drum
i miss those typse of viral videos
wise trail
done*
opaque drum
just random content
agile zodiac
i miss those typse of viral videos
Me too
lyric coral
I... Wha?
wise trail
that weird game where you choose which side you kill
wise trail
yea that
lyric coral
Oh that one, played a roblox game on that and got bored real fast
wise trail
apperently they would resort to forcing you to choose between god and your parents
lyric coral
And one thing that pisses me off is they never specific if I will face any legal consequences or not?
Like will I get out in jail if I kill more people?
*put
opaque drum
no
wise trail
you should try and see
lyric coral
SHIT IDK WHY I SAID THAT
opaque drum
i imagine some random supervillain have locked me in a room with a lever that controls the train tracks and after that he will free me without anyone knowing i did that
lyric coral
YOU GUYS REMIND ME OF MY SCHOOL FRIENDS F U C K
wise trail
blaisei if something happens in that place you would be the first suspect
lyric coral
I'm pretty sure I'm the first suspect for a lot of things
tough marsh
she's indeed, very sussy
lyric coral
Say more news news on the elections here, someone pissed in a ballot box. (Not me)
wise trail
man
lyric coral
I legally can't make fun of American elections anymore wth
agile zodiac
Yeah it's illegal, you'll go to jail lol
lyric coral
Never drink and vote kids
If we're kids we probably can't vote anyways
opaque drum
hey guys i'm back
wise trail
hmm
opaque drum
what's going on
agile zodiac
We're talking about piss and ballots
wise trail
yoo im having flashbacks
agile zodiac
Hey some people like piss so who knows, maybe someone enjoyed it
lyric coral
I hope I triggered your ptsd
agile zodiac
Ok that was before I was even born wtf
HAHAHA! Child alert!!
agile zodiac
No, I can't die, I'm immortal
lyric coral
Die 💅
opaque drum
the theories of relativity is weird
lyric coral
Immortal without the t 💅💅💅
wise trail
blud really said that
opaque drum
like if speed is relative does that mean my kinetic energy could be 0
agile zodiac
No
opaque drum
and i never understanded the "acceleration is not relative" thing
agile zodiac
Not gonna even touch this one
opaque drum
maybe with classical view it is relative but modern science says it's not
but i never understanded why
wise trail
guys did you know that the impact of 2 balls can cause fire
lyric coral
We're technically flying through space at about , 20,000 km/s
agile zodiac
Yeah I knew it
opaque drum
We're technically flying through space at about , 20,000 km/s
so does that mean we're going through time dilation?
lyric coral
Like, um, which balls specifically?
opaque drum
in such severity?
agile zodiac
so does that mean we're going through time dilation?
No
lyric coral
No
wise trail
Like, um, which balls specifically?
ball
agile zodiac
Like, um, which balls specifically?
Metal balls
wise trail
no you idiot
opaque drum
hey i watched that action lab video
wise trail
you dont have to call me out
opaque drum
two metal balls in the perfect size could burn holes into paper if they hit each other
agile zodiac
Incredible
opaque drum
i got that perfect size
lyric coral
Yo can technically start a fire with a pure sodium ball and water
lyric coral
two metal balls in the perfect size could burn holes into paper if they hit each...
Oh that one!
Yeah lemme jus-
There
wise trail
those are nuts missy
opaque drum
you know those alchemy games? the ones that start with fire, earth, water and wind and combining them makes more stuff and you progress further in the catalog of objects you've created? like in little alchemy or doodle god? what if instead of the classical elements it's all the atoms
lyric coral
Well I don't think I can use more emojis
agile zodiac
That nut emoji makes me want to throw up
lyric coral
That nut emoji makes me want to throw up
He's allergic to nuts get his ass 🥜🥜🥜🔥
opaque drum
🤨 blai wtf
agile zodiac
I'm not, I just don't like the look of it
lyric coral
Sorry sometimes I enter a dissociative state and attempt murder
opaque drum
you always do
agile zodiac
Not really surprising
lyric coral
It really does look like, um, nuts,
wise trail
you should shave
agile zodiac
Sorry sometimes I enter a dissociative state and attempt murder
I also get those urges but unlike you, I carry them out
lyric coral
But idk cause I don't have.. um.. peanuts at home
wise trail
shaving gets rid of your sin
agile zodiac
What?! No!
opaque drum
men with nut allergies when they open their pants:
wise trail
shave or sin
lyric coral
I also get those urges but unlike you, I carry them out
This is why India needs the second ammendment
Shaving is for losers. Wax.
opaque drum
why wax when you can just skin
agile zodiac
shave or sin
Men shouldn't shave
opaque drum
she's indian but ok
agile zodiac
She?
wise trail
he
opaque drum
yeah
lyric coral
eww american
I do not know where to start
opaque drum
what shit
wise trail
yesn't
lyric coral
People who have never held a conversation with a female be like ;-;
lyric coral
Is <@1003370606953254972> a woman?
Gender fluid,
opaque drum
Is <@1003370606953254972> a woman?
well brie is non binary but yeah biologically a woman
agile zodiac
I see
lyric coral
Any/all if I need to be specific.
opaque drum
i love how brie sounds like a pronoun
wise trail
so your pronounce can be super saiyan?
lyric coral
I usually drop hints but it always ends up like this
opaque drum
brie / broom / bray
lyric coral
so your pronounce can be super saiyan?
Yeah, but in can also be 'your majesty'
wise trail
bladder
opaque drum
ok basil
wise trail
that wasnt me
lyric coral
Dont
agile zodiac
Basil?
lyric coral
Don't say the last one Elger
agile zodiac
Like the plant or the emperor?
lyric coral
Whale
opaque drum
is this you? @lyric coral
wise trail
yoo basil means dog shit on my country
agile zodiac
Whale named basil?
lyric coral
There's an emperor named basil??
opaque drum
Don't say the last one Elger
ok ballsy
lyric coral
yoo basil means dog shit on my country
🍳
agile zodiac
There's an emperor named basil??
Yes, the greatest byzantine emperor, Basil II
opaque drum
i love this
lyric coral
is this you? <@1003370606953254972>
Team plants 🙌🙌
opaque drum
egg, basil and elder
lyric coral
Yes, the greatest byzantine emperor, Basil II
Nice, I can win a 1v1 against them
agile zodiac
Hmm I don't think so