#๐ -general
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aegeon stop using tiktok
Helger, do you have Minecraft Java Edition?
Eggeon
no

Some wifus here have badonkers
For you? No. For everyone? Yes.
eh
Egg
yea but it isnt fully open
Tbf not was god's

You're- complaining that women have women attributes??
Yeah he's offline so ded
And you're complaining that god has godly attributes
I'm in both sides rn
why women has women attributes
Well whatever muted me said god can't have a rack ๐
this is serious question
ong
no funny
Why men has men attributes
Godly holly cakes
just stop arguing/asking about the darn mute, or someone else here will give you another whenever I go to bed
1984
so me
my bosnian dad at 3AM when I make 1dB sound
Why Bosnian ๐
The fridge just wanna kill itself ๐
ur mum when my bedroom
1984 is what I feel when H's online
^
idk bro he from bosnia
What happened in 1984 ๐
not my fault
server so 1984 george orwell made a sequel with this server being the setting
well, that's not always, so there is a contradiction in your evidence
fortnite
I sure as hell know I'm not the contradiction
Hmmm several people is typing
Yoooooo
@frigid bluff do you hab balls i could slap
Me too because I'm not a woman
that not works on me (i have discord in spanish)
You're evil helger
kid named ger
I have in portuguese +
Draco you are Spanish?
wth is happening
Several people IS sounds strange
God phat cheeks
multiplos dos hermanos typeranos
^average sissy ball licker
yes
Oof
w
i had vs code in russian for a long time
Which breed
imagine trying to use my username
but it's invonvinient
that is not spanish
who are you talking to hatty
Let me guess, Helger?
Spain has bad reputation in the South part of Philippines
fuck discord is lagging as hell
sigh
it's literally dying
Wait so,
I have in Ukrainian
can't make me look crazy
the Spanish inquisition?
Philippines has a bad reputation in everywhere (their online discord text messages rot the brains of every single one who sees it) fals
Ooof oof oof
when you need to find a specific tab
Spaniard/catalao(chad)/mexicano(hermano)/america central/ venezuela( ๐)/ colombia(druglord) or motherf- argentinian?
compliment
and tutorial is in english
sirh since when did you do inspect element
i thought you were honest guy
For me it's convinient
Eggs messages rots my brain that's for sure
FUCK WRONG REPLY
we need this to rot every organism exposed to discord
@inland berry
ัะต ะฝะพัะผะฐะปัะฝะพ
selling my nasal virginity for 0.1 darwinium whos down
nasal warning
Wtf
ั ัะพะทัะผัั
idk what nasal means
Dont even need the darwiniun
Nasal means nose
๐
thank god
hola Matata
guys this is not racist I swear it just lion King reference
wtf
god discord is literally about to die
Helger, he's gonna lose the virginity of his nose,
Do you know Ukrainian?
since right now
gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Answer so I can insult you or compliment you depending on your spanish type
Hmmmmm
ะฝะต ะดัะถะต ะฑะฐะณะฐัะพ
@lyric coral
Guys what happened to plane
ััะพัะบะธ
who was here when plane existed
Well ofcourse that was inspect element
Crashed into the twins down the block
De facto no one would say that
you should be glad im not on the laptop rn
no
Stepan Sus (born 1981), Ukrainian Greek Catholic bishop
Smells like argentinian spirit
mf who uses discord in keypad be like;
๐ช๐ธ im 100% iberian spanish
ั ะฝะฐะฒััั ะผะฐั ัะบัะฐัะฝััะบั ัะฐัะบะปะฐะดะบั ะฝะฐ ะบะปะฐะฒัะฐััััั
^He likes sticking breadsticks in his nose
why chat is so active omg
Free Catalรฃo
1984 more like fooe
NOW
what happened
this isnt even the official one
Tf
only I can do it
no
what the fuck
Dont you dare even think of that
Ill call portugal
Helger has the official one, Aeg's is his head canon
h
Yes
divorced
wait i had two women?
but still had relations
Sir Luiz should be added as a brother for valdemar
Makes sense
no helger
I mean quarter
stop guessing and adding it in
Yeha quarter hes the other slav
they are spanish friends, they take our gasoline
irl i have a sister so sir luiz is my sis
"mmm i think joe biden is lizzie wife"
STARTS STATING AS TRUE Q.E.D.
OH MY
Exactly bruh
YES THE SLAVE ROLE FOR FAMILY TREE
Now dont ya f#cking dare
I FORGOR
this is why arozzey left you aegeon
HAVE MESSAGE PROOF OR D Y E
who the fuc
sis don't misbehave
๐ can't even keep a woman
you are just 11 y.o. and already cause so much trouble
Lizz is also my wife btw,
No rainbow thing
yea
Yo f#cking shite mate what tha bloody hell are you on
Lizz is also helger's wife.
yea
my condolences
And cast's
funny love triangle
Uh wat
It's a love square
How tf does that work
Im so so sorry
can someone make Venom my ex-wife
ok let's do hat
It's love in the same shape as the c2s loading screen
Wait who's venom
VENOMMMM
i heard replacing lence with m makes every sentence cooler
venom not part of c2s
I can't believe I'm wasting my time watching this weird ass conversation instead of playing a game or working on something
Love bullet tracers left in jeffrey(yknow)'s cell
he is
I am vEnOm
did he leave the server or smth
give me venom pfp
like wut
Luiz is venom wife
Cant believe ya wasting it existing yet
a sec
ur the type of person who talks about how many github followers you got ๐ฅถ๐ฅถ๐ฅถ i dont even know what github is ๐ฅถ๐ฅถ๐ฅถ๐ฅถ๐ฅถ
SirH wants to play sussy baka simulator but we are far to strange to be left alone without adult supervision ๐
you can play portal RTX, xd
You sonnof a-
jefry gamer
womn
Hmmm
@wise trail is screenshot enough?
I got bored of the original portal, so I don't know if the rtx one is gonna be more fun other than aesthetically pleasing 
Women
just screenshot it dammit
I'm sorry, you wanna go further in detail about what you mean by this?
You got bored from, portal?
SirH would you still love us if we were worms?
don't worry, if something happen... i am here, so you can play, sleep, read, or watch tv
take this
I've only got like 5 (7?) followers, what the heck would I be bragging about
BRO ACTUALLY USES GITHUB
What is GitHub anyways ๐๐คฃ
is a world of magic ||and coding||
GUYS WOULD YOU STILL USE THE C2S DISCORD IF WE WERE ALL WORMS
My job, side jobs, and projects are literally all centered around GitHub, of course I do
Hi can I catch up
yes
We live in a society were the consenquences of our actions are determined by whom did it no what was done and Jim Carrey is not the us president
AND HALF THE MESSAGES WERE skrundndndalglald
i love how i use github as an insult against coders lmao
Git is actually a type of coding
Why so many messages how
mostly shitposting
And github is for git what-
Okay
Yo aegeon
every new coder when their "hello world" code works: ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐๐ช ๐๐
so true
Nah
Wanna know a better place
oh
Aegeon scared of women ๐
At the top of a hill with a semi automatic .50 caliber antimatteriel rifle anihilating yall's existance
It's too messy
Because fun stands for
Idrc
every experienced coder reading a 57 page coding article about how to diverge numerical functions of modular arithmetics to calculating areas of fluctuating floating point values for the ninth time this week be like
me too
why did that took so long to write
Fifty
Units of
Numb
Coders when the code don't work:
guys sirh is using mobile
Coders when coders
Bet he's using Android
I just got on my phone, wtf
๐
Of course I am, I'm not a money waster
coders putting one random negative sign on their code and seeing it collapse be like
๐
Nah he integrated linux in his phone
Sounds about right helger
read that as siri
Coders when code
As much as Linux is cool, I'd rather have ease of use for all of the important apps I need to use on a daily basis for my phone
Sirh trying to say the chinese government sux without his phone going boom:(xiaomi)
Me when looking at my old code
coders when they see a python snake: starts writing print(Hello, World!) on their skin
Haven't been paying attention to that channel at all recently, too busy gaming or other work
Po k that's the last of cheese puff
not stonks
coders when they visit java: starts typing on the ground trying to make a 893 line code just to calculate how many letters are in "aiueo"
drako and Jojoseis
And Aditya
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Why the nuts ๐๐คฃ
Yeah, I be lacking recently. Too tired out with no motivation. I should be fixing an exploit and implementing something new to the game at the moment ๐
did the mods actually deleted a deez nuts joke
no nuts, please
im bored of that joke
joke on
He's allergic
Rickroll
To deez-
bored on sum balls

Drako, you have fun with this crap, I need to go to bed. I won't be surprised if multiple people are muted when I wake up
in my case, i have to send 7 proyects and i have 2 exams tomorrow and the next Wednesday, xd
Oof
draco hates deez nuts jokes (cuz he got none)
Mods missing 7372724 swear words in 1 drama:
When people are active, we always get mited
okay, good night

*muted
I will because youre the muter here
Helger don't push it
kid named it
Push wat
deez
fruits
nulls
Deez artillery shells in yo mouth
The fruits in the garden of eden
sirluizmcslayer what u slayin? dee? who dee? deez nuts on yo face haha
Drako
Good suggestions to save energy:
Mute everyone in this conversation
Can I ask a question
I was studying different types of nuts the other day
Can you do a favor?
maybe
Studying deez nuts
Stalk them irl and politely ask
Can you disable the auto mod for me on 1 message?
||jk don't||
wanna visit the local chinese restoraunt lei yon ma?
lei yon ma nuts
So do I go to Poland and China?
It's prolly anime girl bonkers
give everyone mod for 1 minute
first of all, no. second, i have no permission
reason why mods wont ban anime girls with too big of bonkers:
1. they enjoy those type of images
Yes, preferably illegally so you can give them a nice surprise:> ||don't||
hey its hovering over me
But sampe if I ask you if you can, and you san no
Say*
Brub ๐๐๐
OF COURSE you dont have the damn permission dammit
Wat if china big walls is actually to defend against titans
break into enter their room while they are sleeping and surprise them with a gourmet platter of nuts :> ||don't||
Is there any way I can do that without going to China?
archie plushie smile looks like he just commited a great massacre on a village and did arson to all buildings there
The titans are the Europeans that's fs
China town
Its to defend against me
isnt fs "fussy sussy"
My house is literally 8 houses away from China town
"I'm a bad bish you can't kill me"
I have those two people blocked me
Dada, ooof
specific
And I want them to unblock me without stalking
๐งโ๐ฌ
My guy, you're dada blocked you to go get milk
I had one single person block me
No, I have my dad
Guess
wat if Mariana trench was actually a giant hole caused by the founder Titan
File a court case against them, telling they stole your nuts. ||Don't||
Now two ๐ (jk)
What if Ohio is actually where attack on Titan happened
drugs are just substances that are drugs
Say they have your chunky sticky salty white milk in their celler, which they took along with your nut collection ||don't||
The official account of court leader Nanci Pelosi
SO TRUE SIS
Isis
Loading my CDs...
Read more...
No...
cds nuts
Why...
Alexa play despacito
Google is better
everyone play despacito
DESPACITO
Baby shark gen z
Auf der heide un das vaider
Kodnebdjsjwjdies despacito
decapitato
Lou ma no so la metan
PA
Phoenicia was an ancient thalassocratic civilization originating in the Levant region of the eastern Mediterranean, primarily located in modern Lebanon. The territory of the Phoenician city-states extended and shrank throughout their history, and they possessed several enclaves such as Arwad and Tell Sukas. Wikipedia
Capital: Byblos
Founded: 1500 BC
Government: Monarchy
Today part of: Turkey, Lebanon, Israel, Syria
Al Len de Alfonso
CITADEL
We would pop champagne and raise our toast
Hey guys
Hey me
It goes around the worl like lalalalalala
Ive got a plan to get easy girl(works once)
?
Hi me in 10 years
How to get women??
Only requirement is hitting the gym
Is papa back?
Go #### yourself gym
I am slapping all the gym equipment
So anyways
Stranger Things fans when they meet Wednesday fans:
Kid named all the gym equipment: harder
In the gym you gotta look for
bro got the roblox pluggin ๐
true
Actually I got @frigid bluff online
It's sad that noone in my class wants to speak with me
bro plays murd mystery 2 bruh
mm stands for milk maids
Just because I'm one of the smartest people in my class
no murder mystery 2
roblox
Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut you'd get some megamind image on your * deez nuts* , shouts the no go word
Ykneo ehat
So the plan is
I'm supposed to be grinding golden snowflakes for winter clyde horse
What yee yee as haircut ๐ณ
On the gym you look for:
- female
-enough fat to have the ability to care
-face you find beautiful
Step 1
-squat
Be her friend and encourage and compliment her while shes fat to get the prize later
-weight thrust
Guys
Rookie numbers
I haven't played Minecraft for 335 days
I created notch and jeb
I haven't played Minecraft since I was born
L
pov my name is real life is jeb
Ok bye fr now
Maybe rename yourself to Cidee?
Kfoef
That's a good name
Cidee nuts
I'mma mute myself real quick so I can focus on my grind
โก lite
What grind
grind deez nuts
I feel like being smart is worst thing in my life
Its the best
Just know how to use it for your advantage
If there's anything in yourself that you see as a disadvantage
Cut it off
-my trans bff
My social life is rly bad (I mean like speaking with my classmates)
Do you think that your social life issues are solely related to your smartness? Did you consider that something else might be an issue?
For example?
Maybe you are just a shy person, or you have some fears or bad thoughts about yourself that don't let you improve your social life
Ofc being smart can be an issue sometimes. Smart people sometimes are Not interested in classmates' interests (like watching series, playing games, etc.)
Which can cause long-term problems with relationships with classmates
But still I think you should investigate this problem more
Maybe you'll discover something about yourself
^therapy mf
The best option if it's possible
But if not, do everything yourself or with help of a friend
Dog lover coming at me
โ
โ
I missed over like 800 messages
Wtf
balls
ArCcording to other ppl we might end in 2025 a solar storm is hitting us
dont trust them
actually maybe trust them
but i bet we wont END
we would just be damaged
what
Maybe I should make an event about the artermis and how we going to the moon
๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฑ
What that means
๐ณ
Russian kitty gets soaked in nut water
Dutch*
wh
coconut juice
No
how much does First Images cost?
I've just gotten secondary mirrors and wonder if I should just give up
10^16 shitty mirrors or whatever currency it is
thanks, it's impossible then
nah it aint
missed the last badge in pollination
you just gotta do simply a 4x boost all day, activate nano whilst clicking every 2 mins (yes a lot of ads)
do the clicking for 10 mins
it's 1 hour left
nvm ๐
Rip
I have gotten the extinction artefact, so it was well worth it anyway
Oh nice
Shitty mirrors ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
honeywomb mirrors
z
Hey y'all
.....
A light mode user
BLAISEI
We do not do that. Say sorry
Ew mode
Lol
Oh hey Valdemar
Hey Lizzie
I was hanging out in the SSGV5 server
Oh, what's that? Never heard of it before
Super saiyan Giga version 5
Think SMG4 but Kirby
Oh
@cyan gull Is this you? (sorry for the ping)
Yea, haven't changed my pfp on there yet to the current one I'm using yet lol. It's ok for the ping
Oh, haven't uploaded in over a month๐ณ
gofy ah comedy
Goofy ah helger
Epic
Name
ok shut up stop chaining my messages
So I can see my name
๐
?
BRUH
LEAVE ME ALONE
Hi Aeg and Helger
Hello
Guys I survived two tests and about to survive a poem at class
This day is scary
Wtf
Laughs in Asian accent
Wth I got muted once for this
Hm
You need UwU?
Oh shit
aggin
no
Nothing
Disk C:?
yo mum/mom so dumb she thought the sun was easy to hold because it was light
you mum so dumb she tried to stick the log on her device cause it says "log in"
I cannot eat you
Because pork are against islam
you did it your second attempt since yesterday
I am curious why banned words are still being used if they are automatically deleted
no
๐.
Helger only smashes whatever could be counted as roadkill
Here is an example
Helger?
dm me anything for nothing
Why nothing tho? Lol
n o t h i n g
B u t w h y t h o?
What is 3^8รท3280.5รท2+68ร34.5ร2รท17.25รท0+8.625ร8รท4.3125รท16?
No calculators!
great now i murdered the chat
That would be an undefined answer bc it's not solvable
its 1 ๐
possible
Then prove it
take off 3^8รท3280.5รท2+68ร34.5ร2รท17.25รท0
Ok?
bro whh this divisia by zerotus
8.625ร8=69
17.25ร4=69
69รท69=1
mf thats not how math works
Welcome back helger
im the math guy here
Start the reproduction.
mfs be thinking division by zero in an arithmetic system is possible
--8ball did lizzie sucked a gluestick last night
Irl I didn't at least
Just do the activity. It will be done after 270 days or maybe more/less.
Idk
1+1=3
Stfu
living polygon with a hypersphere
atleast someone understands it
a very sophisticated creature
I do but I'm not in the mood for it rn
thats an L
Yea ik
fun fact: baller is an informal us compliment
fun fact: 1+1=3
which means ur extremely good
false. 1+1=4 reddit bananas
False, 1+1=22
whats up guys johndan00bmaster here, today im going to look up google.com in google.com
hey can i borrow your era-
banach tarski paradox
if u use this pencil, you gon write on both paper and air ๐ฅถ๐ฅถ๐ฅถ๐ฅถ
adios
reaction to that info
xi jinping tells you to be happy
literally lizzie gif shit
bonjour
merci
you ate balls
I didn't lol
<@&535129309648781332> is this even allowed?
Ok
also ur ok with furry jokes right
Hi
Hey
hi!
Hey
As usual I don't understand chat
Hey welcome to the server
Oh hi, welcome
MILLENIAL MF
Huh
thanks, I joined yesterday
Ooooohhhh
Oh ok
call me Sung x)
ok ung
Oh ok
^^
I keep on reading the actual spelling as we-ird which is just wrong
Lol
What?
sorry i ate all my cream
Donate your creamer to a lonely grandma today
update when
The grandma in question
It's December go ham
c#ms infinitely
OI
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
NOT INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN
only in Ohio
Yeah ik
Dont break their earndrums
c# microsoft
WTF
Wait till you hear of C##
Me rn*
I put C## in my laptop
real
coding?
coding yo balls
Yeah but we call it c## here for some reason
C++, Phyton..
Python..
Java...
Nothing like looking for a future University and seeing "teaches courses in c##"
๐
Ok
THATS EVEN WORSE
UH
AND what if he don't want to?
comedy
Atleast you didn't misgender him as Steven she
x)
Thatโs actually my cousin Helen
FAMILY TREE EXPENDIA
UPDATE IT QUICK
No, im just playing in
Iโm cannon fodder in every server iโm in
Fax
๐ what
So you feed cows?
bro
Hello sung
also is this cousin a duchess/duke of phoenicia, princess/prince of phoenicia or monarch of pheonecia
or abdicated
or maybe a custom title in phoenicia
but im just being hereditary here
A dooka
This is Aegeon's favourite meal
๐
That makes pineapple pizza look like pouporri
first of all: doesnt resemble middle east or east european lang at all but maybe evolution gofy ah, second of all, is that supposed to be sister of monarch, daugther of monarch,
I don't speak russian lmao
or wha
Cousin of monarch
Your mum
thats duke or duchess then
considering your kingdom is hereditary
Oh i was close then
which i think it is
I steal people's mothers
I say it, no context
Alright then, itโs time to come out
wait does that mean your sibling or a cousin is monarch???!!?!
strange man
or second cousin
Iโm a prince
by marriage
Welcome to chat, where you find out that's the least wierd thing here
Wait till you see the family tree sung
Oh nice
and that means im prince
No, I have two girlfriends
well already prince at the start anyways
And that makes me also a princess,
But that doesn't make sense because im not sure if I'm canonically even alive but oh well
My other one is a princess by blood
AND IF I DON'T WANT TO UH????
omg this is literally the most complicated shit ever
Pray the vortex doesn't seek your downfall
cast why do you have to make things goofy ahh
We are terrorising this poor man
terrorize my nuts
what are yu talking about?
I'll terrorize ur mum
great
the family relation and royalty of prince cast
insane weird
he have two girlfriends and is already married
Lots of strange shit
I try to make my fanon logical. Itโs not very compatible with this serverโs.
cast
Yes lol. Sadly the case
And his cousin is a pufferfish
you say you have two gfs and is married
so you have 3 lovers?
Iโm married to my first gf
ah k
wtf i'm litteraly lost
wait so lizzie is ok with that
The first gf is?
HuH
she is just a lady or madam
Yeah
fric
fric is a frensh word
that means ballsy isnt lady or madam :cryingemoj:
Well idk, I'm a being of pure energy
I liked lizzieโs profile and I just went with it
๐๐๐๐๐๐
uh
i am shitting sobbing and m##esting from my realization that lizzie isnt a pincess
and prince cast is royal by marriage

<rematerializes>
this is
one of the addest moments of hitory
wait then who's ur married gf
which is princess or queen
I am crashing all of the moons i can find onto your mother's and your father's and finally you.
great cause I'm frensh so i don't good understand English insults. Let me innocent;
Edith
Idk what he's saying either
damn phoenicia getting british rn
we're together
anyways writs
Uh
writes*
Pretty sure cast is British so
kast
F
kah st
I'm going to do a biology test
Im American actually
sounds pretty mid east
EW
good by frends xD
EW
Good bye
waiting for helger to pop up and say smash
