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Movie is a movie that noone heard of
I know shit
A++ = Awful
Yo so stupid you tried to sell your birth certificate to enroll
"My name is Aegeon and I like to stare at GTA 5 women characters"
Now I'll wait for you to change your nick and screenshot everything
you so uncreative you keep doing either "sell to do stuff" jokes or "your parent" jokes
My name is helger I sold my underwear cuz i prefer abovewewr
"My name is Aegeon and I can't stop getting everybody I meet to immediately fight with me"
or something about weight
np
Your so uncreative you made uncreative word as a compliment
"I'm Aegeon and Philippines better than other countries"
I am Aegeon and you're watching Disney plus
now you making this one was a no brainer lmao
BRO TOO FAR LMAO
Aegeon and Aegeon and Aegeon are typing ๐คฃ
My name is Aegeon and Helger you suck
You also suck blaisey
Hello I'm bladder Im indian I throw rocks to 7 feet men with a literal musket
I am Aegeon and I'm such a failure the bullies and nerds teamed up to beat me up
I am Aegeon and I always bring up nationality in any fight
I am going to watch American propaganda now and stare at anime ladies busts
^something aegeon would do
I am Aegeon and I'm simping rovers from C2S
I'm helger I followed my dad when he went to Walmart to buy egg
I am Aegeon and I simp for the mods
that is actually wholesome
thx for the compliment
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Do I have everybody blocked?
Egg ๐
I'm blaisei idc about mods
1 second later after mod joined the chat
Blaisei:
proof
Aegeon sends 58 dms to every girl he knows
Give me proof uneducated women who wears croce in school
Actually I Gucci to school
Helger simp on his mother
But you wouldn't know, your dad left before he bought it for me<3
Gucci? Nah your Indian
ahhhhh
so thats why aegeon was so desperate and really wanted us to be his new parents
Ahhh being philipines must be so hard Aegeon, such hatred to India!
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How was your last cyclone loser, is your room still flooded?
k i have a feeling this is getting racist
Hi I'm blaisei I can't simplify exponents
Hi I'm Aegeon, and I'm about to recite the human rights
What Cyclone?
It's free bath dimwit
We the Peoples of the United Nations Phillipines, determined to reaffirm faith in fundamental human rights, in the dignity and worth of the human person, in the equal rights of men and women and of nations large and small...
Aegeon you're going to get muted at one point
Hi I'm helger, my pronounce
Is orcit
If you keep spamming emotes
now thats just straight up rude
Damn chat just went silent
I JUST LOST CONNECTION ARE YOU KIDDING ME
much better
AHHHHHHHHHH
aight i muted aeg
Bro I'm muter
now what do we talk about here
Who the brick
Back
Muted me
Imagine getting muted lol
Blessing
cuz it sort of doesnt make sense
like your brain shuts down
there is no more energy to fill up your consciousness
I believe in rebirth tbh
Cause I feel as though it makes more sense
it sounds more interesting but i dont think it makes sense
like
ur soul
Ah! A drink with Jim!
suddenly moves to another
Hey y'all
Yea and the rock will wake the shit out of you
like in a really short amount of time
Im back and I'm on phone data because wifi keeps cutting;-;
but your brain percieves it as a long amount of time
Bruh, is no one going to say "hey" to me?!
so you actually relive your life again this time in a memory
wh9 ar4 you u
Hi Lizz!
which means you can never truly experience after death ๐ณ
hi

DON'T MUTE ME
cuz right before you die fully, your brain recaps its life in like 0.1 second

Hello
maybe im dead rn who knows
Person who copies my name is married to grade
maybe im just looking through my memory
Rebirth makes sense because, well, the consciousness requires energy. And after death, that energy cannot just dissipate, because let's be honest that takes a lot.

if a tower falls the pieces dont fly
Wtf is energy
MILO ENERGY
Aegeons keyboard takes Ls so much at this point half the keys are just the Letter L
Noone
i just block him lmao
I cant read helger messages
โฌ๏ธThe above person just married the below personโฌ๏ธ
Well, if the tower is large enough, the pieces don't fly but they do tend to travel quite the distance
touchรฉ
ok that is kinda a dead meme by now
is that how you spell it idk
oh drako!!!!!
Everybody summon Draco
is it ok if i ping him
Yes
@inland berry
he idle tho
Gotta change real quick
Helger why did you do that
what
AEG ISTG
Helger
what
I meant Aegeon ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ
i blocked his messages
democracy
just recap what happened
@lyric coral
It doesn't exist if we pretend it doesn't exist
well, why you continue with this?
Hey is that
You can't see me if I can't see you
Just to do the funny. I know that today noone is gonna do this meme
yo banned
well, but if it happens again today, I'll have to give you a warning
ok
so... if i do it... he gets the warn
Hello Darkness my old friend
both
nyehehhehehehehehehehe
I've come to talk with you again
But we can do that tomorrow ๐
I will keep doing this until I remember the lyrics
kid named "that tomorrow" pls dont my pp small
DONT
Your brain is like the rock
Why?
blai
idk
Its boring
Anyways
well yes, as long as you don't do it too much, that's fine
Draco?
kid named "small": I'm not a pp
Person next to me might be the rock
Am I a rock?
Yes
Makes a lot of sense
blaisei, i could consider your message that i deleted like trolling to moderator
Im Rick yes
I have different personalities to each server
Rick Astley
no
1.01 :iq
Quest: defeat aegeon
Difficulty: SS
Reward: The right to meet the rock
Decline / Accept
Never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down
never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
never gonna give a fuck
Never gonna tell a lieee
Never gonna rename
And hurt you
And like you
never gonna do yo mom
BRO
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Never gonna ๐ฟ
Never gonna burn your dong
Never gonna cut your king kong
CALIFORNIA GIRLS
never gonna CALIFORNIA GIRLS
now put your hands up
and pull the trigger
never gonna DAISY DOOKS BIKINIS ON TOP
shot yo mom and commit arson
SUN KISSED SKIN SO HOT
never gonna
WE'LL MELT YOUR POSPIPAKDSJSSJS
why did you turn me into an emoji
Blaisei mom just look exactly like her
nah
Don't worry, smoking won't affect your child
The child:
Low quality
Average ohio citizen
ohio vs florida when
every furry cutey animation hater secretly likes them for how cute they are
This looks like the weakest miniboss in elder rings
and also quality of the animations but who cares about quality tbrhtbbt
Actually it looks kinda like you
why does every furry seem to draw well
they learned how to draw just to draw their furry oc ๐
Aegeon when
Baby boss actual mom;
The baby boss in question
Still better than yours
((((()))) ()))))))))) ())))))) ((((())) ()))) () (9(()) ())))))
hmmm
Illusion
lizzie's accounts has "noah" as a part of their usernames
further proves lizzie is trains
aegeon if i identified as furry would you still support me ๐ฅบ
Aegeon Would you still hate me if I was a worm<3
no bb <3
oh wait that was to aeg i am sag
The only way you could turn him into a bowl of poop is by eating him ๐ณ
I collect them
We all know what Aegeon likes now
Exactly
aegeon x poo
I devour furry
when
I'm stronger
Im writing the fanfic
devour me then ๐ฉ
prove it tonight ๐ฉ
Mans quoting Homeless ๐ค
๐ซ why did discord add this
transgender representation
Yeah what Helger said
that was not meant to be transphobic btw
Trans men can still get pregnant,
i sometimes act transy myself
More like livestock presentation
Aeg would not survive a minute anywhere but discord
A man pregnant, in 9 months he will give birth to beer which he consumed
Hey guys, I'm back
He would shrivel up and die
Hello back, I'm dad
Man I hate smartphones
Ok then Cronus
he's hades
guys
||Cronus ate his own kids fool||
What the
What the hell blaisei?!
how is that possible
ON MY WAY TO THE LAPTOP
Lizzie, manners, don't scream
I'm not screaming ๐
while i boot up the laptop how is yall lives rn
American: โ
Amer khan: โ
^indian
.....
*I'm so dumb
It's Amir Khan fool
You're talking back to me? You're grounded
Different name translation fooo
I mea
Bruh
ok keyboard
Aeg another squeak from you and you're doing the dishes tonight
That's not fair, I wasn't talking back ๐๐๐๐
ay blaisei
What
Have you watched Amir Khan movies?
Ofcourse,
To your room now!
My mom has a crush on him
That movie with special kid
Sooooo
Fine. ๐๐๐
hi
The.. i forgot what it's called
what have i missed tho lol
Kid who went to boarding?
I'm Lizzie's dad
ra one vs g one is my favorite
Oh you like that one too :DD
guys im in the pc
Add to the tree
I once typed "from meth import *" instead of "from math import *"
how to discipline a child
"Pull out your gun"
Veteran dads only
I'm gonna say I'm not part of this stuff
You're a grandpa
Bruh what
โฌ๏ธabove and below are married and WHOEVER PINGS DRACO MARRIES AEGEON โฌ๏ธ
hey gamers
@inland berry
Nice
i instant divorce
yes that exists
You missed something blaisei
Aegeon why it's so funny tho ;-;
You're married with aquila so you're Lizzie's grandma
That is my existence
i need to make enough lines to recreate loss
Summarize more pls lol
But I'm Lizzie's and helger's wife
but i kissed lizzie...
im my own grandpa
Seriously tho why do I always miss the fun
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also aqilla aint in the tree
always
Hey Draco
Add him
You're my mom and he's my dad
added the vald
Jojo
he can be your dad tho
joi
Why is blaisei muted in #1008130971201191987?
Oh you thought it was me aegeon?
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Muted here too idk why
BUT IT WAS ME DIO
@wise trail ur not funny
This makes me funny
Because you married him
ah, it was you, i can solve that
Ok
divorce exists
oh? You thought it was me helger?
Helo
hi zio
helo
ignore the craziness of the chat rn
Hola matata
Hey
@wise trail You lack balls
Hi
How are you
good now that everyoneโs here
thought this said "how good are you" and was like wtf
just wanted to point that out
Oooohhh
I'm really good at doing your- [this user was banned]
so anyways
sirhcle (yes itโs a square but I had to make the pun)
sirh married sirh and is also sirh's child
Do the one with me
SIRH SIRH SIRH SIRH SIRH SIRH
Itโs the totem of selfcest
when incest aint enough
when yo parents wont give you a baby brother: fine i'll do it myself
Insect?
anyways here is the full one
look up incest if you dont know what it is
basically siblings do the sussy
I know
ah k
Anyways that's why I want to have a sister
helo guys
hang on
i have the urge to commit funny
No
anyways
Add me please
sure
Ik which one
what is singularity in c2s
Not telling what server it is tho
It basically resets all your progress in exchange of Metabits
means ?
Bc I'm in the same server lol
Prestige
It was (||redacted||)
It's one of the generators on Idea Tree
hmmm
no you are not
in mutual servers it doesnt say anything about poly
...
there is no sibling
u mistaken
lizzie and blai is actually married
also eon biological
I'll try to manually make the main tree
SMARTPHONE ARE CONFUSING
B-word, Liz is loyal to me
ur welcome
she's equally loyal to both blai and cast
And anyway that was my interpretation
I'm a royal from two families
aight thats it
Why
WHO TF IS EON
Oh
ohhh
also forgor he was adopted
Why did we give you up?
and let him down?
And runned aroud?
and desert him
No seriously why did we give him to the Whalias
So I have had fun
But also ruined my ability to flex whatsoever
500x game speed looks utterly silly watching the animations go by
I donโt see any roles on you
Sounds like a you problem 
Chat is dead again
So uhh if any mod or dev is in chat, am I allowed to speak about how silly game speed adjustment is?
Cuz 500x game speed is ludicrously silly looking when you view the models that move
Man this is ridiculously not what the devs want me to do, I've gone through 4 ranks in about an hour
4 ranks in meso? If so, that's quite long actually
Idk man, not taking the asteroid until after each mission is complete+the fact that I'm getting 20-40x the speed of what I should be getting without cheating seeeeeeeeeems unintentional
the story here is that aegeon wanted us to be his parents for no apparent reason
literally in like #๐ฌ-cells-chat he said "now i am legally your child"
ok vomer
I admit fully I am not playing as intended
I wasnt gonna
Why the ping?
we in singapore
???
??????
just answer my question already
I'll answer it later
He ran away?
i connected my steam account to discord in settings, and whenever i launch a game from there it shows up on my status automatically
here
Light theme user ๐
Sweet
Doesn't do that for me
it only works on pc
because you dont launch c2s from steam
congrats
I have it lauched through Steam
turn on rich presence in settings
this thing
I dud
LMFAO
oof, I gotta fix that ๐
So there's no fancy rich presence for this game anymore?
There is, it's just broken
Hey
hey
How r y'all today?
awake at a horrible hour lol
Oh
Where Am I?
Idk lol
Guess how many cookie clicker achievements I have rn. I don't have the game on steam rn sadly
Using Chromebook
More than 0, that's for sure
That would be correct, I have almost a total of 100
Want me to give the answer?
For how many achievements I have in cookie clicker
?
Dead chat again
Wtf
0
Everyone's supposed to have it when they play the game, but it's a bit buggy for some reason. Not sure why since I've tested it thoroughly 
does this work in smartphones too?
I have a sneaky suspicion it's discord's lack of documentation about the fact that it may be limited for unapproved applications
Custom rich presence only works on PC, however, certain smartphones do have a rich presence for apps, but it is a presence only created automatically by the smartphone developers
Hey hatty, do you know how to summon a live leaderboard in #1008130971201191987? If so, can you summon it and pin it, since the last leaderboard was unpinned because of max pins limit
Bruh oof
I'm not sure, but I'll check later since I'm not home at the moment
SirH why no more weekly questions?
Ok, thanks anyway
Effort (we've lost focus on it)
Yep, I managed to reach 33500, therefore removing the leaderboard may it rest in pieces
Sadness
reset in piss
what the
I am... Beffuddled
How to fix this bug with the fungus?
0
I think it is currently only supported by Samsumg, but im not 100โฌ sure
hello again!!
its a known bug and should be fixed soon
So, I've googled this a bit and cant find a clear answer. If I let the current event "expire" but dont close the game or change simulations. and I keep collecting the event rewards. do they still count or am I wasting my time?
Yep! That's how I finish events.
โค๏ธ thank you glad to know
but you also miss time for the next one because it immediately starts
also i think it will be patched soon
I thought so, I did it on the last event and it seemed to work but I had no way to actually know since I didn't record any of the numbers prior
I only do it once per event (was doing it on the money but my game crashed)
Yo yo yo can I do one?
I might stream royale high tomorrow
Ooh
Wanna join me
Yea ofc
Not yet
Oh well that's would be something new
Yea, u just have to wait for now
Well I like your game alot
It quite accurate I'm a historian myself and I can't complain it is quite accurate
But scientist speculate there could be black holes older than the universe
Called primordial black holes very terrifying quadrillions of solar masses and can be lightyears across
Can you check my fan tree
Yes I will
Well I can tell you we can date back the first temples as early as 10000 years ago
In modern day turkey at the time
Watch your documents trust me they are good for all ages
Documentary series
hey, not bad
Pretty good
Nice nice. Almost there
I have been trying to find the badges as well lol
Restarting the universe like the evil maniac I am lol
They come from the time sensitive explorations I think, that's how I got mine
How many species have I made go extinct lol
I feel awful about that
If you include the margin of error for the roach thing, 100%
Oh that's too much extinction
Well that's why you have the Infinity gauntlet
Hi btw
Hi!!!
Here is my progress
Not bad
I mean history I love personally I love being a historian because you learn something new everyday
just got my covid ๐ feeling fine (for now)
you learn about something old everyday
Lol
next person to say something gets their pfp downloaded to my computer
you learn something from the past everyday.
hello goodies
Egg here
Like what?
nice!
laughs in 7 boosters
I got every pokemon im every pokemon game
nice
im fighting a little girl
she looks like shes six
and shes in the elite four
hi
is it possible to terraform a world after mars?
or is that where the simulation ends
Mars is the last planet in main sim for now
Focus on other things
how far does does the solar syatem go
Alpha centauri
Good luck
do not translate "intestine" to indonesian ๐งฏ
gl
Why?
everything around you is past bc light takes time to travel
hmmm
true
they say actions speak louder than words, but they also say words cut deeper than a knife. hmm.
imagine if phoenicia actually came back
which is a bit impossible considering its location
phoenicia just sounds like a really epic country alright
Nothing change
Vatican
this reads a lot different now
Lol
download betterdiscord
tbh i think the new pc font is great
less sinful looking
for some reason
Hmmm
I liked the old one
that profile picture ... oh no, aether foundation
muted ๐
why?
megaproject idea: make a frickin 500 meter tall christmas tree
Nukes
Already done
ur talking about the mount ingino christmas tree right
650m Italy
yea i know
however
it technically aint a 3d tree
make a 500m one that actually stands up
building it would literally be a qatar making the fifa moment
i posted a yt short comment about something odd with the vid (it wasnt even aggresive) and within like 2 hours two people on the replies called me blind in a very angry fashion (because i was wrong in the comment). we, as humans, are doomed in the next generation lmao.
mfs who say "santa fake" when they learn about my g saint nicholas
the godel incompleteness theorem is so goofy ahh
its proof is basically like "infinite formulas means every formula exists"
and then some contradiction stuff
it seems so simple yet complex
very goofy ahh
guys
Yeah
what if neanderthals didnt die off and existed today
My brain's tired
so we have humans and neanderthals both being the two dominant lifeforms
imagine the racism
Hey y'all
so i can stab u ?
Hi
@cyan gull @cyan gull yoooooo
Hey
whats with the rann quotes occuring in this server
sis (bro but female) pinged two times
tf u on
don't curse at me sir helger
๐ฟ mmm so buttery
do remember I'm still holding a schwarzlose prototype pistol
my god eye has noticed you blaisei
Alrighty
Lol
How about you shut
@lyric coral hey
In class
Ok
๐คก๐คก๐คก
sour ๐๐
Ok
Anyway
I honestly dunno what to say
Yea same
@lyric coral welcome back
Oh
Your literally my mother
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Wait Lizz, you're his original mum??
tf
I posed this problem in #๐ฆ-paleontologist-chat:
In the Razor Rivers, there were 50 T-rex and some Ankylosaurs. In the Plantae Plains, there were 70 Ankylosaurs and some T-rex. If the sum of Ankylosaurs from both the Plantae Plains and the Razor Rivers is two times the difference between the number of T-rex in the Razor Rivers and the number of Ankylosaurs in the Razor Rivers, and double the amount of T-rex in Plantae Plains is equal to the amount of Ankylosaurs in Razor Rivers, how many T-rex and Ankylosaurs are in the Razor Rivers and Plantae Plains?
^he is one
Finally 777777 clicks
My HZE is 325
what
I can't believe you made me do maths during my class break
(also Lizz comes back 3 times
A day)
Yes ik lol
great to train your brain at all times
True lol
c stuff got it right
you all get +8 iq today
(thats a pretty big difference actaully)
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Yea prob
An hour ahead of me lol
Imagine Japan and South Korea and stuff, it would be 10:51 pm there rn
Wait EDT PM?
What
Japan and South Korea should be almost 11 pm as I said
I edited right
My phone doesn't tell me if it's AM or PM sadly. Just shows what time it is
No lol. Not for me I don't think
Ah
strange
wait you arent american
I was wrong, it's AM rn for me
Ah
My bad lol
^average american school system result
hi lunch's long lost brother
Lol, what?!
......ok.......
thoughts on roblox
100/10 ez rating
Fair point tho lol
you speak a lot little dog @opaque drum
@frigid bluff how is the new ai inside samsung led tv husband
He does
i am a furry so true
Lol yea
what is a furry ?
better not know about it
dog's sneaky
Prove it
some traumatized about the rupture of the german-ussr pact i guess
Otherwise, how do you like cell to singularity ?
im not traumatized
the german flag just looks nice
and also is part of the code
(spoiler this isnt an actual arg im just doing a lil joke)
Best game ever lol
so you program code you flying gorilla ?
no
oki my bad
("the code" here is just a joke)
Im happy you enjoy it
m/.ytttttttttt\p;;;;;;;;;;;4l.0000000000--b nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn'
nNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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ok cicada 3301
Wnstl yktrasdi afcwito ywgtfaog
mY FUCKING CAT
Uhhh.. does someone need help
hmmmmmmm ๐ง
LOL
Ijwtyhif gmyu
@opaque drum
so ur russian
cuz of this message
Nope
if u dont have a russian keyboard
My cat just switched to Russian layout
POST A PICTURE OF THE CRIMINAL PLS
Yes
Lmao
welp
LMBAO
@opaque drum can still trick like 1.3 people i guess
ะัะธะฒะตั
bro is speaking the pyccknn lang
I forgot the alphabet already tho
That's the only thing i remember
Alphabet and some nouns are mostly the things I know
And some basics
brocken neck rip