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Correct
Yes
I pet a raccoon (of course) and a ringtail cat and a coati
Idk what kind the coati was
She was very nice tho
Wow
I had a dog
Till he died 😦
And I have no pets now cause my doggy was so special
Man pops out from nowhere
He got ran over
I saw a dog get hit by a car if that's related
I have to
The squirrel Larry
1996-2022
✝️
I held a dog that got hit by a car recently
Hello there
He died while i was holding him
all these people but i can't find who asked
Oh the jealous leaderboard guy is here, hello there
I'll beat you anyway
I wanted to get the dog's skull but i couldn't
||I was waiting for it||
Dont go away
The dog was to big for me to move as far as i would need
Are you feeling good?
Yes
He having a stroke
Ofcourse I'm still single, all the men keep flocking to your mum

I have nothing to do
i need ideas
I can't go to school

I had lunch
My eyes hurt
You can study something in home
Maybe try to learn coding language
There is always something to do
Wait I am trying to escape
I haven't been to school in like almost 3 weeks
Yes but idk what
Try to learn new language
Go outside
I already know 3 languages
Clean the house
It's raining to much to go outside
Good, learn a 4th then
I can try
That's not for him
It's hard difficulty task
I want more friends
Learn a programming one then
I'm to stupid for that
|| I mean, I'm really bad at making friends but who knows, it's easier for some||
If you know 3 languages then you aren't stupid
Yet you know 3 language
Yeah but i learned 2 from birth
Still
1 i learned recently and I'm bad with it
I am the one feeling dumb, knowing only two
Open math book
And try to learn new topic
You can probably tell what language it is...
Is police still there?
Bro, don't you speak about maths right in front of me
try
Right behind this corner
Math makes me c r y/j
What an advice ||/j||
ok boomer
Have you tryed working for a circus?

OMG
Poor Jojoseis
YOU GUYS WERE TALKING WITHOUT ME??
ITS A JOJO REFERENCE
Jojo
WITHOUT ME?????
🤔
I'm like dying
I'm confused
I've been in agony for days
Sorry dude, I knew you were sleeping so I thought it was a good idea not to bother you
I want euthanized
not a reference though, had that name before i knew that anime existed
every human is dying, just slowly
I was busy doing homeworks anyways
SHUT UP STOP LYIG
ITS THE JOJO DUDE
JOTARO OBAMA
Oh sorry, timezones
I'm dying faster
hi dying faster
||fun fact, birth is the reason people die||
Well at least i want to die faster
He doesn't even have anything related to Jojo except his nick
AND HIS SKILLS
AND HIS ACCENT
:cat_intense_stare:
AND HIS SEARCH HISTORY
Lmao what happened to my emoji
My mice are so fucking loud oh my god
then kill them
Oh
sell them
Then eat them
NO
Water is dangerous
100% of criminals drink water
Yes... we do
how about arabian criminals
Water is dangerous yes, 100% of people drinking it dies
im not dead
yet
120 dead animals and 4 living ones in my room
But I discovered something
Oh yes, forgot to add it
You all need to hear this
Why police
I just fined out... after months
Isn't that weird to have 120 dead animals?
YOU ALL HEAR ME PLEASE THIS IS FBI SECRETS
I guess
Alright
The dead things are my friends
I gave two cows wheat why aren't they spawning a baby?
After 2 months of hard research and experiments with unknown living beeings
I have a human skull aswell
Fun fact, most serial killers start with animals
I don't hurt the animals
I fined out that...
The warm thing called fire
That thing
Burns
Yeah, they are dead now, so...
Fire and cows is a great mix
How did they die then?
Different ways

But why all of them are in your room?
I bury the dead
Because i love them
I don't keep them in my room
They are my friends
Yeah, but just like I said, I bury them
I don't
My grandma yetta is your friend then?
I protect them from getting thrown away or forgotten about
I prefere to let them return to the earth tbh
I let them
Henry the rabbit 💀
And if I don't want to forgot them, then I keep photos or drawing of them
I just take the bones after the earth has reclaimed their flesh and stuff
Sometimes i cut off parts and mummify them
Or for the tiny animals i keep their whole bodies
Yeah, I mean, it's still very weird, but I think we all have our own mindset
Yes
Yes, Henry is very cool
He has a medical issue that lead to his death
Tbh, keeping their bones, it feels weird, as if I would be hanted by them
All my dead things are named... normally with cooler names
But Henry was a pet so i didn't change his name
I like them to haunt me
They keep me company
Dude so you work on svu?
Huh
My coolest animal i have is probably my red necked wallaby
His name is Havn Av Edderkopper
There is bones
I'm bored
I can't
Insects as well
I missed a lot
same
just go back in time 🧠
...with what
sniff
nice
It's asian time
you mean closing eyes time?
Humans are literally racing against the destruction
And you want to turn back time?
Tf
um ofc we are humans after all
but it's 2 revolves(formula 1 term) in front of us
bruh
so we better go back
Eem
Roght
Right*
but Hitler was Borned anyways
So I doubt the past will be rewritten
no he wouldnt
he wouldnt be even called hitler
maybe he would be a woman
maybe he wouldnt be saved from drowning by that priest
maybe he would've chose archithecture instead of art
Who on earth wants to work as a architecture during world war 2
nah
nobody could stop it
but ww2
hitler caused it
and mussolini
and hirohito
and the bulgarians helped
Pretty sure someone also caused ww1
But multiple people
nope
woman hitlern't
(hitler was the family name)
bitch's name was adolph
an alternative generated after some guy gone back in time to 1888 and fucked hitler's mom
E
Adolph*
yeah
Mhm
what gang should I join mhmhmhmhmhmhmh
if you join flatworm I will turn your head into red mist and your torso into mush (mush is a medical term)
hi guys, im new here so dont judge me, so im ''stuck'' in this part and idk how to continue, help me pls 😥
What's the best way to spend Darwinios?
which beyons constellation should I get i’ve got pisces already
you get the next upgrades at 50 & 100 humans
What exactly do you need help with?
tysmmm
Shh
ok
Don't give they spoilers.
ok
So...?
time boosts, don’t use the bursts unless you have 1h boost they’re basically scams
Also as boost for mezosoic and beyond and those are OP but also hella expensive
I'd like to experience that
Wanna hear a trick to finish the game in just 3 days :)
No, thanks.
geez
Let me have this God's liquor drop by drop.
Sounds like scam

WAIT
Oops
I pinged him
Why did I not get the shark collector role
THIS IS NOT FAIR
I also didn't get the sonic speedster
Is there a role limit?
You are being judged eternity
Nah, ur just bad/jk
Grrrrr
I’ve always wanted to be star plat
deadly queen
T R U E
I have over heaven
You think I'm scared of killer queen?
I have a gun
do think anything in this fucking Goddamned existance scares me?
can i be mod
Lmao
Lets make him a mod
That's a really good thinking
The best way to spend darwinium is diamond geode on rank 50 in meso
I don't consider it legal...
Nooooooo
if you mean the upgrades beyond humans, you can't unlock them yet, I won't say anything else so as not to ruin your experience 😁
if you have the semblance secrets role, it is because you already have all the secret roles, it works the same as the reality legend and palaeontologist legend roles
ComputerLunch fans when SmartphoneDinner enjoyers walk in
Over heaven literally ignored a fucking machine gun
I think I played this game during beta, but I don't really remember and I don't have evidence so I'm gonna oof my self regretting not being able to get the beta tester role
.
Lmao fr tho
I have the best stand in thyine world: survivor
wut
Upside Down: Melotronic Monsoco Timbalon
No
Don't worry, next beta you might be able to prove. No promises from me tho
the next beta egligible for the role might be beyond phase 2 imo
Bro I was gone for 5 days what happened (not actually involved and doesn't care)
Work on your civilization branch
*italics*
like this
Hello?
Sweden got bombarded and kamikaze-ed by fighter planes from unknown origins (Possibly from around North Africa/South Europe)
no idea
Goddamn pewdiepie haters
Hi
Hey guys
yo
E
hi. im new in the game
Welcome to the community and I hope you're enjoying the game so far! 
I'll let the decent one stay
Quarter is the teachers pet
Not really
No, he is just obeying the server's rules
You don't need to wait a mod in order to explain things
But in some cases mods are necessary because people don't listen
Yes, when you get to have to deal with a troll most of the time
yeah always the annoying people
so true
Hhhhhhmmmmmm
welcome welcome
drugs
Guys what happens when you end all the events does appear again?
Events just repeat
yep
forever....
i think
no wait they do
im dumb
ignore me
ignore my last message 💀
James Webb, Fungi, philosophy, Extinction, new event, repeat
only 4 for now, more later tho
Guys how's my progress
Not bad. Not bad at all
There seems to be an unidentified object in the picture
it’s mars I bought the Pangea skin
Based pangea skin user
I thought the extinction event thing was the only time you could get logits for the logit store
Then when it endedj was sad till I found out the events are weekly
biweekly
What
events are every two weeks
Explain why the James web telescope event starts a week after the extinction event
Which ended approximately 6 days ago
cause that is just the current event loop
i would guess somewhere around 1:50?
how many metabits do you have?
ok, once you got a few million you can try getting below 2 min
I have around 30000
Also I wasted a lot of time in cell to singularity because I thought the sentient android produced the most ideas and then just the other day discovered that the human expedition produces more ideas
Can I get in trouble for adding the semblance discord bot to my server
Ok
I've got a question. Is this server getting scambot raids sometimes?
It was long period of silence and suddenly we have a wave of scam DMs in another server...
If you call @frigid bluff a scambot then yes XD
Semblance might feel offended 😅
Semblance isn't real
we had them in the past but not recently
we got bots to handle the most extreme stuff
Bot*
I'm back bois
Ok
oh no 
don't you dare insult @frigid bluff !!! 😡
that's my beloved bot and she's perfection ❤️
self promoting
That's interesting, our mods have to ban the accounts one by one manually...
Get @full nova, it helps with raids
XD
I'll test that, can I put it in my server?
Self promoting
yes, it's a public bot
whaaaa? I'd never!
I figured that out already
my server's worthless so nobody will care if it fails
I put semblance in my server 10 minutes ago
Thanks, I'll suggest it to the team!
but you just did
fake news actually
"she's perfection" you made it.
the best opinions about things are from the creators of those things 
cof cof Franz Schaubertz (I think I wrote it right)
who?
Schubertz*
still no idea
the guy who created a way to take nytrogen out of the air for planting food (4 billion ppl are alive cause of that)
and then used it to make bombs and toxic gas for german army in ww1

I wonder
If semblance could run a 1000000GB(probably) simulation could semblance run a discord server
I have a question
Why didn't the devs use the original tetrapod render for the reptile
It fits the reptile
No
I vaguely remember seeing it in the logit store
See?
I mean tetrapod
I wonder why transactions is called that
I have a theory
The render for the singularity seems like it might be semblance right?
the f###?

a discord server of this size could be ran on like 10 GB 
What if semblance IS the singularity
you kidding me bruv?
singularity is semblance's bald cousin
cute gear
cute metal gear
wait a minute
metal gear
His name is Wilson 
Wilson is a cute lad
Wilson is a chad
Giga chad

is that the server you were talking about that's been dealing with spam bots?
Gear-ga chad
Yeah...
🧨
for ai to take over we must give it the capability to get unlimited intelligence expansion
what I mean
Me blowing up the servers semblance and the simulation are store on:
see
knowledge gain over time is not linear
the more you have the more you gain
if we make it so the ai can't do that
or make it so it doesnt like/want that
we cool
Then the AI will send us back to the stone age
It cant do that
idiot
a graphic that goes up
and more up the more up it gets
cant go down
@frigid bluff
no matter the struggle to do it
Your bald do you have cancer
skin cancer
that's why it was turned into ai
(totally inventing shit so he shuts up)
(he did lol)
I actually played this a long time ago, you can see that there re messages from me here before,
but s the first time this has happened
is*
ik
Basicaly starting the simulation again but with some boosts u know
ur progress is slow af
like wha
Also, @luchοrsomething #extinction-art-contest message it's darkened*
wait, if it isnt the singularity reset
Cute cat tbh
That's my secretary
ok
yea
Dogs rule, cats drool
Stupid
im still confused over what defines 100 trillion metabits
Lion cubs is enough to kill a dog
Ok
Orca prince is a very slow typer
and wolf cubs are enough to kill those cubs
no, just thinking of something to say
Bruh you dumb shit
A lioness is enough to end a wolf pack
says the man who confuses your with you're in 80% of his messages containing those words
man doesnt cite source, lives to regret it
so... all you just said was opinions?
Mate
Is this a Dhar Mann reference?
ye
It's
not
I mean
Fuck this confuses me
@opaque drum orca prince what vehicle do you use when your orca napping
a van, duh
The events repeat themselves?
yeah
1- points
Wasn’t the Webb event the event before last?
How many different events are there?
iirc
I’m stuck again on Martian City
Aren't you also kind of new orca prince?
I’m on my 8th reboot currently
8th reboot?
Yep
Yeah I do that and Meso as well
Ok so you are dragging out your reboots
no
Martian city is the last generator in the tree lol
joined server at june 2020
Oh it is?
Yeah
played the game since april 2020
Wow that sucks!
Not the last one you'll unlock, but it is at the top
When I get to +20x simulation speed increase I reboot
@opaque drum I take back what I said orca prince
I’m at x101 speed rn
Oh you're still early early
I think the next one will take a couple of days to get to 120
And you're rebooting too often
You should only be rebooting when you can get another speed upgrade in the reality engine
Was the "skslsksksksk" thing also a trend here in discord before?
vsco girls?
yes
Ok so I just noticed some speed upgrades I’ve never seen before haha
Orca prince let's start a gang
no
Let's called Orca Napping Gang
why
yes
I’m going to reboot again and grab some
ok
the
That's probably why you're so slow lol. Metabit speed boost doesn't pass up reality engine speed boost until like 100 trillion
Also martian city is the last generator linearly, but there are more glitches for you to unlock via meso and metabit totals
Is there a chart that shows upgrade priorities?
I haven't played the game seriously since 6 days ago
I am at e6 metabits and need e9 to unlock the next glitch
i once havent played the game in 3 months
is it because of the feature or you just got bored
Basically just prioritize simulation speed and background idle and ignore almost everything else until it's too cheap to affect your total. If you want a more detailed explanation check Jojo's guide in the pins
Umm
It's because of the feature
Cuz I didn't like resetting my progress before
then dont reset
Before.
oh
im kinda losing hope 😔
Its because of the gap
it's like a random dust of sand hoping to marry a god.
anyways thoughts on the 7/12 incident
How about you make orca noises and impress her
Do you know theres different dog breeds?
Yes?
Theres literally dog breeds that are made to hunt lions
Adult lions
Doubt a Baby would kill em
Do you want me to lecture you about dog breeds or something
sup
Lmao wtf is it doing in the water
Using its webbed feet
this is a very owo awww moment
wait...
i have reality explorer
and reality legend
but not reality expert
funny moment
tf2
Man sometimes I just want to bea-
https://c.tenor.com/Na22RfevhkIAAAAM/boo-monsters-inc.gif
fun fact this girl can scare everyone in monster Inc
only ogs remember tf1
and people who scour the internet for information like articles, forums and images about the game for months whilst never playing it
My cousin who Is now a grown ass adult played the original tf quake mod
and the original counter strike 1.0 mod for half life
living legend
What would you rather, play the full game of GTA 6 right now or get 6 packs instantly.
6 packs instantly
ok?
no offense has max level of anti-cancel culture armor
Ohhhhh
Orca does not need abs
i can transform into a human (a random surgeon gave me this ability) i might need it in that form
Can that surgeon transform a human into a furry creature?
The event starts tomorrow?
yep
His name is Aigata Lhong
Guys what happens when you end all the events can you restart all again the events
no
Events repeat, so you will be able to play them again
And it only works like that
Oh ok
actually @potent granite
if you dont close the tab with the event open
it doesnt end
but IF you close c2s
its gone
I meant that after event will start again, you start from beginning
Actually... Someone should keep event open for two weeks to see what happens 
OK thanks
another what
link command
saying dear right after saying fellow feels wrong
seems worse
the blue color and font of the "hello" is not so fitting
but whatever
its just a gif
Lol
^he lives in greece and works as a forest perfume maker
^he's a dawg
Who's seen the new Pokemon?
wiglet?
ah
Lol
Hey y'all
Hello
I was telling about cell to singularity should expand to other. Platform like roblox cuz I saw a game
Yea I saw in the bug reporting forum thingy
Hello everyone, I just wanted to say good luck to everyone who participated in the extinction art contest! I know it ended a few days ago but still, good luck!
Good luck to you too
i dont remember this event being so short
Should i get the extinction or philosophy artifact Im putting it to a vote, React to the post for a vote
James Webb lasted only 5 days
Thanks to Who voted
You can check who reacted by right clicking or holding on mobile
||It was me tho||
uhhh,i really need to finish the apocalypse speedrun route so i can try to do the webb one
You still didn't finished it?
no
well i was gonna ask if the badges work in the events, and they do
Badges have unique boost in events
Good luck with it then
the webb event is going to be far harder than extinction to figure out
Yeah... Thanks for giving me a lesson that I never gonna beat you 
He meant that it will be harder to make a speedrun route in this event
Dude, you will. One day, just keep the grind.
Remember, I've been playing for 900 hours
I'm using a 3d graph to get all the numbers i need for extinction, 2 generators and a time which i don't use other than to see the lowest point of the graph
Thats literally 38 Days
You could just stand there and tank my damage for like 10 minutes
It will take really long till I get near you
LOL
Remember Future Princess when she chains actually Negates ALL damage of 3 hits
Even if it does 8 Quintillion
and that is all because of upgrade routing
Isn't that OP?
Or does she have some sort of disadvantage because of this
Nope.
Just only activates every time she hits her skill enough to ailment
Then can chain
Every 20 Seconds
Literally
This is her chain
well i made it to triassic extinction
Still worth a try
Nice one
So that's why you say that i should get her later
YEAH.
I’ll have constant 4x boost
She'll help ya in w11 where the game spikes in difficulty
It can help stop the attacks you xarent able to dodge
currently working on getting all achivements in mesozoic valley
do you by chance have a 9d graph or way to display 8 2d graph as if it were 9d lying around?
Great
I had difficulties in W5 already
what
LOL. I know the feeling.
I struggled there to
You'll breeze through 6 though
i need more axes for more generators
It gets hard at w7 and just keeps getting harder
Then w10 Spikes
Then W11? LITERALLY skyrockets
Lol
You'll get one shot more often than not
If you aren't careful
Literally
One blast, dead.
In W2 iirc there is a bi*ch that have lvl 70, I've beaten her to 50% and then died from one hit
She's easily Cheese-able.
Wait no
It wasn't W2 i think
That's what I was doing
And once i dodged too late
Also fair warning, learn to dodge.
You'll need to learn
If you don't, You WILL die.
It's the sad truth. Lol
Qlso learn to prioritize spellcasters
They are the guys who just stand still and have a long wind up
Meanwhile me literally in W1-W5:
He attacks directly me? I can tank it 
Hit em hard then go on
They are annoying
Basically juggle enemies
If ya can't, Boop. Dead.
A MLB Future Princess can die to a single Wizard in w11
With a single kaboom
Literally
How do I know? I was the person.
So basically W11 is just a hard way to learn how to dodge
That, plus enemy priorities
You HAVE to learn how to prioritize the casters
You won't make it otherwise
Uhh no.. I'd say w7
W11 is the test
W7 is the practice
It has weaker casters and enemies that you need to learn how to dodge
That charge less and aren't as hard to dodge
Except for the big boss
He literally has a fire pulse attack
You dont move out of the way?
You'll be hot by every attack
It's a sad annoying truth.
Lol
I can dodge boss attacks quite good
But in normal battles i don't care how i fight
I just attack
Yeah.. that won't fly in later worlds
You'll need to learn to skill and chain
Otherwise.. bye bye
Especially w13
Enemies will start to summon WALLS to stop you
Wait what
Yeah
Again, gotta get good
If ya don't, bye bye
Future Princess is a good idea as her attacks just go through walls
It's essentially a same level grappling hook
She'll yank anything that on her level and in range closer to hwrself
BTW the walls home onto you
It will be hard then...
So there's still one side to run
Yeah
But you have to plan it
Because remember, the wall moves to be in front
So, you have to run forward, have the wall slam down, then dodge back
All the while using your WS and Chain
Guys how do I fix this weird keypad overlay
