#💬-cells-chat
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Ok
they don't like pings usually
Do you have wifi or mobile data on?
yep
Have you checked if your game is properly updated
Have you made any modifications to the game 
What's your device?
From the looks of it, the game's not allowing you to make any sort of online requests
Could be firewall
Mention this issue in #854034806551871489 so the other devs may review this
i did
For now you'll have to wait till we can have an answer/fix for what's going on
When i click this it doesn't give it to me 😭
Is there another way to claim this?
I got these a couple times too. Thought it was a bug or something lmao
Bro posted that in every chat
I just realized theres a bug chat right after posting it in here
Also I dunno which chats to ask things in, am new here so yeah
I don't have money to buy Minecraft so I'm buying a free modded version
It's not minecraft then smh
Lmao get that last if u can it's the worst upgrade in the whole event
Free event ngl
How come the others have 69 logits?
Is Nihilism, the upgrade, actively bad for you? Does it reduce your efficiency or does it have no impact?
Scamming/hacking in other words it's cheating
Does nothin its literally useless but u need it to progress
I'd rather it do nothing than nullify any of my generators
I got James Webb telescope thought it would be cool
Doesn't have a model (as far as I can ses)
I have to buy that when I have enough logits for ot
You're not finished w the event yet or you bought smth else?
I'm not even close to finishing the event (yet)
It's gonna take me while to finish it
Me, 3 days
Oh 3, mb
It took me 2 days to get it
Ok
So you should be able to
Thx ig
NO, this channel is for cell to singularity talk. Not that
Hi
Hi?
That's cause they are old codes now for some odd reason
Oh wth
Darwin and question are the only working ones
Maybe you used them already?
It is apple fault
Wdym
Website where codes are written or...?
Only in game
But you can't do that on apple devices
But you can transfer your save to android or steam on PC and then redeem
See
#🏆-share-your-prestige isn't for bug reporting, frevin
Well, did you change your date and time or something?
Ik, but you can't write in #🏆-share-your-prestige so I'm saying it here
I mean this message: #🏆-share-your-prestige message
So you will get something from them
Not only an image in badge section
Congrats lol
That would be too big
You could just patiently finish this event without spending money
Nah, it's not
You're just inpatient
Well, that's considered cheating
So I'm not going to do this
I play this game without spending money or cheating
No
Stop it
It's cheating, and you can't change it
Seriously?
Bye lol
!ban 948313715990736936 dumbass
Banned frevin#8652 (Case #1526) (user notified with a direct message)
Ah, now time to delete my messages
ah, don't worry
This reason is gold lol
LMAO
yeah, he was very irrational
he insulted people for say that change time is cheating and he didn't care if he was banned, so...
Permanent mute is a lot of fun to use on people who want to be banned 
Do yall know any codes what still work ?
he insults people, so I can't tolerate that attitude
DARWIN and QUESTION
These are the expired ones apparently
Ty
Тут есть русские?
go to #🇷🇺-pyccкий 👈
No
Then idk why it doesn't work
I restarted my progress agaiin
Remember that time I was stuck
My old old account
u need to play in mesozoic valley and some animals will come to your main simulation.
Guys why cant i enter the code "DARWIN QUESTION" in the redeem codes section?
The codes are DARWIN and QUESTION
These are two codes, not one
how many main simulation levels do you have
32
i have
is this good routing for 100%?
BRUH
i think but i’m not the best at speedrunning
Hello. Does anyone know how to access the current event?
I really want to access it. Please.
You should see it under the button to choose simulations
And if you don't, check if you have good internet connection and your app is updated to latest version
Is there a way to zoom out more?
i dont think so
bro aditya is ZOOMIN in cookie clicker
How many ranks are there in the beyond
the whole tree
Hello! Does anyone know can we use this 50 logits in the next event?
you use logits in the logits shop and get upgrades and cosmetics you can only get logits in events
the top row is mainly just cosmetics
Need help with the Photo Heliosphere quest. Zooming in and/or out and taking several photos won't work... For me, at least.
Try to spin
Yup: my first tries were exactly like that. Not achieving anything I've tried that with varying levels of zoom (in and out, like I said).
click on the box with heliosphere
Aren't these all the bloody Heliosphere?? 😵💫
My try:
I may have, somehow, offended dear old Heliosphere to the point it gives me no sh*t... 😇
YAY, got it!
Thanks for all the tips.
10/10, no bugs in this game 
So, in conclusion: it's not enough to "see" (or show) the object, it has to have the focus. OK... a choice...
yes
🖖👍🇵🇹
no
too many of those are too close together
probably a headache for devs to implement that
would have to account for all angles, all zooms, objects in the way, etc
ill make one myself when i get || ship of Theseus ||
i have 299 darwinium on pc 0 on mobile 27 mezosoic ranks on pc 46 on mobile 4 ranks on mobile of the beyond and 6 on pc
301 darwinium i meant

why are you playing on 2 different saves?
im playing on 2 saves cuz' my phone is old
you can link
i know but i tried once but failed
how long ago is this?
there were bugs a while ago where it didnt work for some time
but should be fine now
ok gonna try 1 more time soon but not now
god ship of theseus is cracked
actually is has to be after the vent
600% makes my production go up like 3x lol
600% is production 7x, but if you mean total production its about 3x
yea i meant for my one producer the 600%
yea its way easier on pc
is there any way to get the uhh.. dino shit done quicker as its taking f00king for ever
@peak siren the speedrun role is a part of the finder of all semblances secrets role
why does calculating offline progress take so long
like, totaling the average currency per second, multiplying it by the time spent offline, and doing some math for the ad bonus shouldn't take that long
it does
ok but why?
computers can do more than a million calculations per second, I doubt 2 septillion * 86400 * 4 will take that long
also no I doubt this game has any special kind of way to store numbers, it doesn't go above 1.8e308 (double max number) unlike some other games
double precision floating point numbers don't take that long to calculate
if it did then 3d stuff will be extremely laggy
there is multipliers for beyond, event badges, etc and the efficiency nodes and more i don’t know
it’s harder than you think
okay but computers can definitely do more than a million calculations per second
no they can’t right now
I doubt there's a million different factors at play
well my CPU has a clock speed of 3GHz ==> 3 billion instruction cycles per second
I highly doubt it takes more than 3000 instruction cycles for it to calculate a single floating-point multiplication equation
and even if the 3d displays and such are slowing the calculation down, why not use a separate thread for it?
oh wait i forgot computers can do more then a million calculations per second
but then again there’s more then just it doing the math for the amount
ok but I was talking about why the game is so slow 🤔
can i share my entropy per second at #🏆-share-your-prestige or no?
yes
maybe your computer has a lot of thing using it
nope
I should probably send the devs an email instead of in here
nvm forgot #💡-suggestions existed
that's not correct, to do a mathematical operation like addition, your cpu requires at least 5 clock cycles (depending of the cpu, can be more)
yeah that's the point, for it to have at least a million math operations per second you'd need it to have like 3000 clock cycles per operation which is immense
anyways imma go send the devs an email
maybe the games formula for the calculation or something is bad
i’m relatively new to the game and i wanted suggestions on boosting my progress. specifically in mesozoic and beyond simulations
guys, operations for games are usually performed by the integrated or dedicated gpu, rarely by the cpu except when they are moving data. So only counts the cpu cycles is incorrect.
A cool random shot
wait don’t it need to multiply all efficiency nodes and stuff
check guides from jojoseis #💬-cells-chat message
it weird to think that quantum computers exist
Sure, most operations are done on the GPU, but that's for displaying stuff on the screen. The CPU is used for most non-display-related operations, unless if you specifically tell Unity to do so using a feature called Compute Shaders.
the cpu is in charge of logical operations, for other operations, such as vector calculation, floating point, etc, the gpu is used as it is prepared for this kind of operations
how to send messages on #💡-suggestions
type in #🎭-semblance s!suggest + your suggestion
That looks so cool
thanks took me like 3 minutes
If you want to you can save all the logits you got from the other/new events and then get them
too much waiting
hi
😔
True
guess I'll have to wait then
i have no idea what smart does but i use it alot
it puts the one that has the lowest buy to make ratio
i think
it’s in the reality engine
wait nvm
it not in reality
aa i can’t remember
oh
it just makes the target level divisible by 10 iirc
how to black out a message joined discord today
me who started playing before it existed:
How to finish the event faster? Should we do one collum at a time or...?
wdym? this isn't paper you can't scribble on stuff
but i saw people doing it
i ignore upgrades that are useless.
and focus on upgrades that make alot of questions or quest
upgrade and useless seem contradictory terms tho
i see...
yes
thank you
||yours is nice too <3||
do you know this?
||ayo||
1234```
this is the last one i know
2 times, not once @slow sluice
https://discordapp.com/channels/488478892873744385/496430259114082304/995735224405205054
||ayo... lipbite||
haha
rude.
wth is going on here
Idk
ayo
||tbh i dont know||
|| sus ||
Im currently saving up for what am i
nuts ❤️
MONKEY
nuts
I HAVE MONKE PLUSHIE FROM MONKE GAME
||dont show the message|||
...
||say my name in reverse ||
Hmmmmm
i recommend you buy every upgrade in order of cost except for the only completely useless upgrade which you should wait to buy until after the upgrade that costs more than it
I PLAY MONKE GAEM THAT ON STEAM
nicolas
why?
because yes
what does useless mean in your context? how should I know what is useless lol
0% more effective generator is useless
i did it lol
do hamood
doomah
say dog backwards
||say ztunzeed backwards <3||
doomah nuts fit in yo mouth
Deeznutz 
? 🙂
@desert pebble
????
@desert pebble
nani
@desert pebble
bye
: (
baby dont go
make me lipbite
click this linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ and say pneumoultramicroscopicosilicovulcanoconiosis backwards
ill give you my charizard
too small
hes lvl 100 though :(
hes small tho
If you go wake up at 3 am (also you gotta be livin with your parents) and shout out "FORNITE KID" 69,000 times then a mysterious figure called "Mom" will shout your grounded, i dont know how long but ik its a LONG TIME and what else
banned
I memorize it,
👉 #🏠-general btw
YESSS
e
what is this convo
u really wanna know >:)
this is called a fever dream.
no
heh
I won't make it - 5/11
id do that to @desert pebble
i'd do it to joe
nice try
#🏠-general please
say amam eoj backwards
no
Ayo what
meme is btd6 meme
yes ik cuz you 500 glue gunner
gud tower defence game
my favorite monkey by appearance
they aren't listening
should I tell SirH
i join td6 discord
it's good enough to not tell her but at the same time it is bad enough to tell
her?
SirH is trans I think
ayo why is there only two days left for philo event
how did this happen
and im not even half way through
Is this the beyond part?
it's main simulation
Oh weird I don’t have that showing on mine
there are 3 though
I have only 2 days and 22 hrs
idk but it's going slow as balls
bruh spending darwinium
i’m done with the philosophy event
i gotta spend darwinium to finish bruh
Yeah. I bought the 1.99 pack.
i don’t spend darwinism
ok
how to finish without darwinium
i've been doing event sinc it launched e
g r i n d
I also do the double booster for offline earnings
start the second the event starts
me who did all of those:
why can you scroll on the daily mutation?
idk
That seems like a bug
diddid you buy amino acid?
Okay well send that in #854034806551871489 cause that doesn't seem like a feature since they are going out of the border thing
It's a bug it's never gonna be freee
probablyprobably sometime around when the next run of the webb event starts
Finally done. The Stoicism is ironic tbf, not a very enthralling ending
Damn I googled it
Bought one uranus and now I can buy the telescope, even though the terrestial planets are just peanuts by now
???
@lapis spoke do you also only have enough logits to buy 1 thing?
I'm a bit buggered by that
Yup
But apparently we'll get more opportunities to get those points
Cool ok
U will the devs said so on the stream
Ok
I think I should have saved up for the mushroom upgrades
Doubt it gonna be worth it in the end
Still better than upgrading peanuts
the earth button on the bottom right only show up after you bought the earth iirc
How are people way quicker at events at me, im using an autoclicker
4x boost; timewarps
Ad power
i dont have adds,
Transfer to phone
LOL
Dont have a phone
Oh sad
But they have to make the event possible without spending Darwin and use ads
Use bluestacks is the last option
Use cheat engine /s
Buy the Earth
Unless you already have it bought then idk
Already had it. The square only turned into the telescope once I bought Uranus
oh
i just found theres codes in the game
Use s!codes in #🎭-semblance to find out which codes are usable
I only used an autoclicker every 20ms and left it on all night lol, until my phone died
only showed one: DARWIN QUESTION
my parents wouldnt of let me leave my autoclicker overnight
Why?
Thats DARWIN and QUESTION
Question
Idk
Why wasnt it:
Darwin
Question
took me 3 days
just be patient
how do i progress in main simulation im at 8 T megabits but my progression has slowed to a halt
i got all the upgrades
o
buy stuff
i trued
it opens after you buy first upgrades
If I don't complete the philosophy event no, must I start over next time it's going live again?
it restarts every time it start’s
does anyone have a high main simulation level
mine is 1197
That doesn't reflect much other than how often you spam it
no because thats literally useless
you've done that 1196 times and i still have a better singularity time
and ive done it 35 times
yea your definition of fun is very twisted
🤷♀️ it's fine, play the way you enjoy
didnt say it was bad
You may enjoy games like Crush Crush which incentivize spamming resets though
to each their own ig
For me, it gets tedious quickly
having fun doing something is an extremely subjective thing
cant really put someone down cause they have fun doing something that i dont
fun is just when a action causes the release of happy chemicals
i was eating
oh
How apropos
Speaking of what's fun and what's not, I'm finally ready for Theology with <3d left
This event is brutal
yea im near you sorta
theory of forms (30 qi) is my cheapest unlock atm
meanwhile theology is 33x that lol
granted i have only been boosting my event since today
Well, "ready" as in "it's my next purchase". I still can't actually get it for another couple hours
and my 4x overdrive boost has just ran out
I haven't used any boost or flux but the one free one, but I do have an autoclicker overnight
no autoclicker on my end
It's effectively a 2x boost when it's on
never have, never will
Which gives me the sneaking suspicion that this event can't be done "100% legit" f2p
i have done worse f2p
it started and was active for 2 school days and will be for a couple more
if i were on a holiday its doable
they should probably make stuff literally half the cost it is now tho cause this is ridiculous
I'd like to see the optimal path plotted with <1 mean click/s, 0 flux, only the one free boost to prove it can be done
I don't care quite enough to do it, but if I don't get everything in time I might
yea they should make it like that
if i were you i'd suggest a more in-depth version of that cause it means events are accessible to all
no point in them repeating if you cant complete them anyway
Well, the "point" is to get people to spend money via darwinium
By not having cosmetics directly available for $, but hiding it behind the chain of $ -> darwinium -> flux/boost -> event progress -> logit -> cosmetics, you introduce degrees of separation
Psychologically speaking, it helps prevent the brain from thinking of it as a direct purchase of cosmetics
Different players will have different opinions on what's "fair" monetization and what's not, but imo every gameplay section (i.e. event progress, not necessarily every cosmetic) should be possible f2p
Ads aren't available on PC
oh
And that's still a form of monetization, but much more widely accepted because you're paying in time/attention/user data instead of $
yes
Again, there's no one rule on how to do things. I just don't like when you have to pay to "complete" things in a game.
I'd rather pay up front or not at all.
Anyway, there's still ~2.8d left of the event so we'll see how it turns out. Maybe it speeds up after Theology
(
spitting fakts
agree with everything you've said
but yea do this cause it'd be a lot better for everyone if the devs were more aware? if they arent already
I’m not going to pay for steam cells imma just use blue stacks
the game is free on Steam lmfao
How tf did people alr finish the event
boosts and time flux and autoclicker
A lot of event players were in the event beta and from that they could get A bunch of darwinium for time flux, so they can complete the event in like 30 minutes
That's what I did
There is a dude in beta who couldn't finish the event even though he have 4x speed boost and autoclciker, he was also active 90% of the time.
waow
But he didn't know about the darwinium thing
Breh
But still the event is kinda unbalanced
Well
If i don't get all badges
Will i get a change to get them again eventually?
Also
The events repeat
How do i have the fungi badges even tho I wasn't part of the fungus amongus event
Do you guys want to see my mezo stats?
Sure
Did you use "fix fungi badges" in the hamburger menu?
Ok
Love your pfp, rip off
What's wrong with flatworms
Idk
how is having techno's pfp as yours being a rip off you realise its out of respect
it does baffle me sometimes how unaware you can be
I know that, I'm showing respect to Technoblades death all bc of stage 4 cancer
Here
tfw you cheat and still have worse stats than i do
What cheating?
Holy moly
What does tfw stand for anyways?
My darwinium came from the beta thing
mate we have already clarified you're a cheater
dont try and bait me out
Lol
Anyway I hope they add more dinos
I prob could have been prestige 2 in meso if I actually played more
shouldnt really be impressed cause its not legit
also i have better stats ☠️
I don't
How tho?
not many are as far as i am
Sadge
Maybe
sorry
i dont think you can spoiler tag images so yea
I already have 200 dino achievement through
Argentinosaurus? More like Uknosaurus
For gigantosaurs
I know that I haven't spoke here for a while, but finally, I have Alpha Centauri
unless you save them as SPOILER_[file name] but i just copied a ss
I don't!
On PC you can but on mobile you can't
Yea
wait till you have gold alpha centauri
😨
you're*
I used to think that pronouncing Pachycephalosaurus was hard
i wonder why?
wait i know!
kinda close
because you cheated
you can, but not retroactively
Here
Sorry, I type fast
wasnt what i meant anyhow
you don't have to, in the preview you can click on it and you can toggle the spoiler
Just like you just did?
yea you're a lot better off cause you got giganto upgrades
are you on a bad connection cause ive already established i realise that lol
no, i messed up my typing on my phone
Gigantosaurus looks like he is struggling to keep up with his head's weight
No, u typed "fast"
oh
ig I'm illiterate
you can
How many of you guys think I cheat in cts
Too many
Com= I cheat
Me
Me bcs darwin
Hhmmmmmmm
me
Haven't seen proof yet
no I'm not
Yes u r
I'm not a bot
Bot
I never spend my darwinium and I have less than 1000
Just gotta call my bro Re-Bot
Beta
?
yea its pointless trying to argue fact to you
we have previously established you're a cheater weeks ago
and have more proof now
@lofty galleon lpl
and yet you still deny it
why prestige is that
Not denying
≠ moment
Hahahahahahahahaaha
'because i time skip'
Now you know😈
what did i miss?
Gonna go
ty for proof you use a dc client 
nou
wdym by that
I first played this game in like 2018
then I took a 2y break
then I played
then I took a 2y break
then it's present day
Decillion?
discord
Didn't use client, I used a exploit
Ooooo, drama 👀
he was talking to me
Lol
Still a cheat
Lmao
lmao
Running from something he can't beat
Ikr? lipbite
god some people in this discord are just next level stupid istg
The inevitable
||not in public bby ||
Same
hey, jokes are fine, but no insulting people 
i just realised you are a flatworm gand member 💀
||shut up and cuddle with me||
didnt name drop
wait till you see me try to argue to someone who thinks there's wind on the moon
Its hard to win and argument against someone smart, but its impossible to win an argument against someone dumb
—Someone
Lel
can someone tell me what exactly he did? i saw someone mention he was cheating? but how you guys know
also i was holding off
way too much darwinium
and could say a lot worse but yea
There’s never too much.
10% battery gn
Gimmie ur Darwinium ❤️
Bruh
i have learned a lot trying to Speedrun philosophy, one is that i should take screenshots of my times occasionally
10% only?
1M darwinium is the max
get a pc
Lol
I want 1M Darwinium
no?
I can surpass that limit 
My darwinium said "NaN" and when I boosted time it was 999,998
yea
I’ve put my pics but none saw them
and we disproved his legitimacy months back as well 
prove it. give me 1 billion right now

fine fine you win, 1 trillion.
Too low. Ask for 1 septilion
im pretty sure ive seen higher but might be mistaken
what did he do? :D
cheat so i disproved it
also if 1m is actually the max that means you cant even complete beyond rank 20 all cards in one go lmao
the second thing i learned from this event is that my laptop is bad, but i already knew that
other than darwin stuff
time cheat
Bro were playing geometry dash now???
||like you bby||
yes sir
also has the audacity to say they aren't denying it 
💀
If I delete myself you would be sad
imagine not even being able to get a role after 4 months of cheating
monkas
💀
My gd challenge is kinda hard since it has a part from sakupen circles, x3 wave challenge 3 times, and it's all over 10k objects
if you wanna see my challenge say me and I'll give you the id
Ask for an octodecillion
Geometry Dash
Wrong chat/server
its possible to get 1million darwinium?
no
thats sub 90...
oh was that a hack someone did
typo
yes.
unless you wanna pay a few tens of dollars
$15,998 to be exact
5000 for 79.99$
5000 x 200 = 1m
80x200 = 15,998$
awh lame :( you got to it first
kekw
lmao
how would someone even spend 1 million
I just got the confusion badge
.
unless you wanna buy 100000 diamond geodes ¯_(ツ)_/¯
you need ~12m to max out beyond
has venompool seen this message or like what?
exact figures are on the messages ive linked
to max out the beyond for free you only need like 4753.14 years or something
should be able to find it cause you were doing the calcs for that only a bit after i had finished
whew sub 80
lets fuckin go
idk how tf people get 40 second runs ,-,
that seems nuts
at least maxing out both beyond and meso together for free still only takes 4753.14 years
why are there are upgrades that effect stuff i haven't unlocked yet?
like i'm at ~300T and ~2B and there are three upgrades in particular ||computer||, ||intigrated circut||, and ||robotics|| two of which effect the thing right after, which can't be unlocked without them
How soon should I buy Life that costs Megabits?
entropy and ideas, the thing the two effect is ||information age||
And when I just started in the reality engine focus on the left side
Ohhhh
Hmm let me see
Just didn't know if I should save them for Reality Engine upgrades first before buying Life.
i'm further on mobile and i still don't even know what the third effects
Actually
It’s all progress
You might think you unlocked a upgrade that you haven’t got a generator for
But
It’s ur porgression
Nanobot Path or Hologram Path?
why wont the code work
The path you do first can effect it
im on pc
What code
You can
darwin question
oooooooooh
Darwin
Question
i'm like 90% sure i don't have any ||humanoid colonist|| considering it would make no sense if i didn't have the context of what's later down the line with mobile, and i still have no clue where it is exactly
2 different things try it
You want to see?
It’s fine you don’t have to blurr
yep it works now
yea, i'm interested on what this affects considering i don't even have it on mobile
||Branches from human||
I’m pretty sure Humanoid Colonist is a end generator that leads to a dead end
And if you have more advanced questions ask people with more roles bc they played longer. I might not know
can't you only unlock cyborg after ||a singularity?||
i'm just questioning these either useless or future-referential upgrades
also the other two, if ||computer and integrated circuit|| had no effect, and instead the generator was better, nothing would change as i can't get the generator without the upgrades to it??
Well each generator do require it’s own stuff to unlock it
I’m pretty sure computer and integrated circuit is a generator
And yeah you can’t get the generator if you don’t have the required upgrade/research
you need both atomic bomb and computer to get information age
the only other time before this that this happens is apperantly is the steam engine for the industrial revolution
Um
as computer gives a 25% boost to information age when it is a direct prerequite to information age
I bought 300 cubes today because since i work full-time i wasnt going to have time to finish this philosophy event💀💀💀
Gotta do what you gotta do i guess
Then you better play a lot or ur money is gone
Which is go offline and generate questions
Yea i play it everyday but i also be having atiff to do and the questions werent generating fast enough💀💀
Stuff*
What im doing is constantly keeping the boost 4x
And log in every few hour
And I’m doing good
Ah okok. If i didn't hate ads i would do that
…
I think im good now. Im currently at 6/11 accomplishments
pfft ads
A few minute of ad is a big hour boost
Hi
pc doesn't get ads
yea
i know of a mobile auto clicker
15 minutes of clicking is equal to this
Byee
Com is gooood
oh yea, on pc you can use the letter and number keys (except for wasd) to "click"
Oh woww
