💬-cells-chat

[quaint dagger]

On Version 12_87?

[grim parcel]

when there is still nothing

uh where do i check

[quaint dagger]

Click Menu Icon and look at bottom.

[grim parcel]

;-; im calling bs

smth broken

[quaint dagger]

Wait, are you in the Event?

[grim parcel]

no

im not

i cant acess it

i thought i already said

[quaint dagger]

Yeah, even in Event it would still show the icon ....

[grim parcel]

the icon that doesnt exist

[hearty bramble]

Are you on Steam?

[grim parcel]

yep

[hearty bramble]

Are you in the beta?

[grim parcel]

no

[quaint dagger]

Did you ever complete it before (assuming it was released at one point in the past)?

[hearty bramble]

This is first time outside of beta.

[grim parcel]

nope

i have only ever done one event

and that was the fungus one

[quaint dagger]

I am too new so can't be of much help ...

This is the first Event I have done.

[hearty bramble]

Report it in bugs.

You have done all the general troubleshooting that I am aware of.

[hollow haven]

this has got to be the worst ban speedrun I've ever seen

[placid herald]

How they avoiding the automod

[hollow haven]

I got a better idea

[lost hill]

what

[hearty bramble]

Banned from being banned.

[placid herald]

Shit

[hollow haven]

!mute 888784054336520253 good luck

[bright otter]

Muted castan#7155 indefinitely (Case #1518) (user notified with a direct message)

[placid herald]

Oh it ain't banned

Shouldve tried gay xd

Ye u gotta have special perms to say gay it's only banned for misuse

[quaint dagger]

What if you are using it to convey emotion? Cause it also means happy. In fact, the original Cinderella used that word when Fairy Godmother was telling her to go to the ball.

[hollow haven]

let's be honest, when's the last time anyone actually used it for that other than to be smart ass and say, "it technically means happy"

[quaint dagger]

Probably back when Cinderella was released on VHS ...

[hollow haven]

[quaint dagger]

Also in Dictionaries before the definition was updated.

[hearty bramble]

If all movies count it was in Anger Management from 2003.

[hollow haven]

fair point

still

[quaint dagger]

I don't watch enough movies so wouldn't have known that one ..

[hollow haven]

19 years ago

however, this conversation should move to #🏠-general

[hearty bramble]

lol

[placid herald]

His attempt should've been in #🏠-general xd

[obsidian temple]

Hey guys

[placid herald]

This comment should be in #🏠-general its not cells related and btw most cells originate from stem cells in humans

[shadow tangle]

How are we supposed to finish the beyond normally if it took me 3330 years

Just asking

[hearty bramble]

I finished it in about 2 months.

[obsidian temple]

Yes but I'm just saying hi cause I got back from being somewhere

[ashen violet]

Hello, I have a question: will the Unfold the universe and Fungus among us events ever be available again to collect their badges?

[obsidian temple]

Yes

They repeat the same events every so often

[keen mason]

My event isn’t working

The button isn’t there

[placid herald]

Lol

[split token]

Ohhh

Now I know why it's repeated.

The badges stack with the old one.

so technically, beta players have the advantage.

[grim parcel]

I cant even play event

Game broken for me ;-;

[normal anchor]

yay

[tranquil galleon]

Check your internet connection and whether your game is up to date

[hardy jay]

🤨

[hardy jay]

ayo middle finger

[normal anchor]

Lmao XD

Still technically C2S tho

:P

[fossil ermine]

I really suck at this game but I’ve been grinding for like 4 days

[charred bloom]

useless research node :((

[desert pebble]

I hope i get to see exoplanets

[cold dragon]

I have created the HOMO SAPIEN!!!!!
Muahahahahahaha

All bow before me

[desert pebble]

Oh gosh

Am I being flexed on?

😍

[tribal river]

Feel like I'm stuck

What to do? O.o Went well until this point xD

At 101 humanoid colonist with no "upgrade" above it

[ancient rune]

hi

[glossy reef]

tell me working codes

Please

[azure turtle]

Darwin and question

[tribal forge]

is there a difference between theism and theology?

[toxic summit]

Look sussy

[signal saddle]

the last one is tibetan fox, and you need to find a secret fox

the 2nd to last you need to get singularity within 2 minutes

y

easy to find

well good luck

[granite fiber]

The limited time event has disappeared on me

Has that happened to anyone else?

[astral zenith]

Hi

[astral zenith]

It had happened to me for a minute

maybe just close and open the game again

[desert pebble]

Hi

Why i don't see all my badges ?

[lost heron]

The answer is... 1.50 No lol

[astral zenith]

You might of havent unlocked them or just a glitch

[desert pebble]

I finished all old events

before upload i had my badges 😭

[astral zenith]

must be a glitch rip

[desert pebble]

arf thx 🥲

[desert pebble]

do you know who can help me ? please

[astral zenith]

Deveopers and other people like that i guess

[desert pebble]

oki thank you !

[astral zenith]

Np

[sand wharf]

Uhhh

Send a chess piece instead

[azure turtle]

@primal stump

[primal stump]

!ban 941563487442833409 penis

[bright otter]

Banned HECKER#7175 (Case #1520) (user notified with a direct message)

[primal stump]

thanks quarter

[azure turtle]

Np

[desert pebble]

beautiful.

[dire jay]

hi fellows

[desert pebble]

hi

[desert pebble]

look at my darwinium 😈

[tribal forge]

cheater

[desert pebble]

?

how am i a cheater

[tribal forge]

ypu cheated darwinium

[desert pebble]

how?

is there even a way to?

[tribal forge]

how did you get 100k darwinium then?

[desert pebble]

grinding

[tribal forge]

perfectly 100k darwinium

[desert pebble]

yeah i used a bit

so it would be 10p

100k

and look good

[tribal forge]

not like +/- 100

[desert pebble]

no

[tribal forge]

how did you grind?

[desert pebble]

events, solar system star darwinium drops, etc

[tribal forge]

that is just impossibleto get that many yk

[desert pebble]

it is possible

because i did it

[desert pebble]

wdym

so u have cheats then?

[tribal forge]

no its just suspicious that its perfectly 100k

when i grinded and didnt spend any darwinium i got to only 2k

[desert pebble]

no

because i had about

101 k

or so

but i used a bit

so it would look like 100k

just to look nice

also, when does alpha centuari pop up

[tribal forge]

its still impossible to get 100k normally

[desert pebble]

im simulation 15

on solar

and still havent found it

[tribal forge]

when you turn off the cheat engine

[desert pebble]

im not using one but ok

when does it come tho

16?

17?

[rotund basalt]

Who here has not seen strangers things 4

[primal stump]

go to #🏠-general thanks

[rotund basalt]

No

[primal stump]

yes

[rotund basalt]

Ok

[desert pebble]

ooh disobeying a mod?

[desert pebble]

when does alpha centuari come

[primal stump]

this is cells-chat, not general topic chat

!mute 871192214800302081 24h trolling

[bright otter]

Muted anti form#0342 for 1 day (Case #1521) (user notified with a direct message)

[desert pebble]

legend

so when does alpha come? what simulation level

[primal stump]

15 if im not wrong

[desert pebble]

i need to get the steam badges

also what are the other 2 hidden badges

i have 15

-_-

out of 18

[desert pebble]

yeah not found it yet

some website said as early as 11

howver i have not reached it

[rotund pagoda]

sorry there is no chance that 100k darwinium is legit

[primal stump]

i have several questions about your game about how you get darwinium

[rotund pagoda]

equivalent to $1.6k in darwinium

[desert pebble]

i have my ways 😏

[primal stump]

its after oort cloud

[desert pebble]

i will admit i bought a few

[rotund pagoda]

yea none of them legit

[primal stump]

eh...ok, noted

[rotund pagoda]

how much we talking?

[desert pebble]

eh

cant remembt

remember

[rotund pagoda]

why buy so much if you arent gonna use it anyhow

[desert pebble]

i dont keep track of online microtransactions

i do use it

i just took a snapshot today

cus i finally reached 100

well a bit over

[rotund pagoda]

you must have a really bad credit score lmao

[desert pebble]

nah

[primal stump]

you should have received the bill of how much you have spent on the game in your email, you can see it there

[desert pebble]

yeah i delete my emails after a week of receiving em

no point keeping seen ones

mustve seen it at one point

[primal stump]

but you said that today you reached 100k

[desert pebble]

yes

through little boosts

like

the dwarf stars etc

[rotund pagoda]

not that much is gained

3 darwinium every like 20 dwarf stars

[primal stump]

and you don't remember how much you have spent

[rotund pagoda]

you are either extremely reckless with your spending or bullshitting

[primal stump]

100k is not a a monetary figure easy to forget

[rotund pagoda]

yea

$1.6k

[primal stump]

can you tell me how long you have been grinding?

[desert pebble]

i didnt spend 1.6k

i spent way less

like defo less than 1k

im not stupid

[rotund pagoda]

$500?

[azure turtle]

Then how you got the rest of this darwinium?

[desert pebble]

somewhat

bit more maybe

wasnt all at once

[rotund pagoda]

$600?

[desert pebble]

like sometimes i needed a bit more

yeah around

maybe a bit more

[rotund pagoda]

ok

$50 more?

[primal stump]

can you ask this question, please?

[desert pebble]

start of 2019

maybe a few months into 2019

i only joined the discord like

today

so dont have the badge for being an early tester or something

ok imma grind now

please dont disturb me

[azure turtle]

There aren't any badge or role for being an early tester iirc

[primal stump]

so, you've never been here before, today is your first day

[desert pebble]

yah

[rotund pagoda]

.

[desert pebble]

i joined on another account about a few months ago

[desert pebble]

yh

[rotund pagoda]

ok

[desert pebble]

but lost the account

[primal stump]

other account eh?

[desert pebble]

why are you all being so inquisitive

[desert pebble]

yes

discord

[primal stump]

I am very strict with certain things, and very permissive with others, and this is one of the first ones

[dense ginkgo]

Good morning everyone

[rotund pagoda]

so thats 8 purchases of $79.99 (40k darwinium) + like 500 darwinium for the $10

[dense ginkgo]

Your boy Mortis is back in C2S

[rotund pagoda]

something isnt adding up here you cant get 60k darwinium

[dense ginkgo]

What did I miss?

[azure turtle]

Because it's really hard to get that 59.5k darwinium without spending money

[desert pebble]

maybe i did spend extra

i dont keep track of many purchases

[rotund pagoda]

""""

LOL

[dense ginkgo]

@azure turtle
Mind doing a recap for me?

[tribal forge]

a person having 100k darwinium and making some random excuses

[rotund pagoda]

i dont keep track of purchases
'im not stupid'

[azure turtle]

About this situation?

[dense ginkgo]

Yeah

[primal stump]

your account was created 3 months ago, and you joined with this account to this server 2 months ago, in fact, you have spent screenshots from 2 months ago with this account with very little darwin, so you have not been able to grinding since 2019

#💬-cells-chat message

[rotund pagoda]

HAHA

[dense ginkgo]

LOL

[tribal forge]

LOL

[rotund pagoda]

MF CAUGHT IN 4K

[azure turtle]

@dense ginkgo Radko already explained it

[tribal forge]

📸

[dense ginkgo]

CAUGHT IN 4K ULTRA HD

[azure turtle]

Lmfao

[dense ginkgo]

Cmon @fast kiln
Got any more excuses?

[primal stump]

there is no doubt, i copied the id of the user and the id is unique

[azure turtle]

Did he left?

Lmao

[rotund pagoda]

hushmode

[dense ginkgo]

LMFAO

Best moment of my life

[tribal forge]

invalid-user

[dense ginkgo]

Even I only have 1000 Cubes

[azure turtle]

If i didn't spend anything i would have max 2-3k

[dense ginkgo]

No god dam way he got 100k within 3.5 months

[azure turtle]

That was funny

[tribal forge]

the effect on the door is really cool

contains spoilers for philsophy

[azure turtle]

Then put spoiler on it or something lol

[dense ginkgo]

He stops talking here
Then literally decides to come back by flexing is 100k

[dense ginkgo]

Eh not really spoiler
Cuz event came out already

[tribal forge]

some people might not have gotten there

[dense ginkgo]

C2S is a master at making events brutally difficult

[tribal forge]

i did
discord is really janky on phone

[dense ginkgo]

James Webb was on the easy side

Then fungus was hard

And now philosophy is next level

Jesus

I can’t wait for the 4th event to be 3x harder then the philosophy event:D

[azure turtle]

Someone might want to discover everything by themselves

[tribal river]

Man ur life is not very good then, best wishes xD

[tribal river]

Don't understand why people hacking don't make it into something believable 😄

[rotund pagoda]

because you cant

oh wait you mean hacking a believable amount

yea same

[tribal river]

? I'm assuming he could've made it like 3278 instead of 100 000

[rotund pagoda]

100k is legit!!!

[rotund pagoda]

yea didnt realise what you meant

[tribal river]

Dude brags about hacking, gets caught, leaves server.

U can read a bit further up, was funny

[rotund pagoda]

they're still in the server

[azure turtle]

About the game cell to singularity

[tribal river]

No?

[rotund pagoda]

lemme restart my dc

[spare acorn]

Shesh . Pro

[azure turtle]

Just search it in app store

[primal stump]

I think this comment is unnecessary

[rotund pagoda]

yea nvm

[tribal river]

He's playing the game, just boring attempt at a troll

[primal stump]

about a sausage

[tribal river]

You're not funny.

[dense ginkgo]

Hey! I would let you know that I eat 40000 calories of C2S juice per day

Nah jk that isn’t a thing

[latent dragon]

Someone explain this

[azure turtle]

Well, a shop

[dense ginkgo]

It’s a shop for cosmetics and unlocking more nodes

[latent dragon]

How to earn more?

[dense ginkgo]

Playing events

You get missions and if you complete them you get more of those things

You get 50 for this event

[latent dragon]

This shop only for the new event?

[dense ginkgo]

You can get Points from the event but the shop is still in the main simulations

You can’t get points in main simulations tho

Only events as I mentioned

[latent dragon]

Okay, thanks for explaining

[dense ginkgo]

No problem!:D

[spare acorn]

After the event . Will it lost ?

[dense ginkgo]

No they stay

They don’t reset if the event is over

Unless if you spend them

[spare acorn]

Thanks brother

[tribal forge]

does anybody know if every event is going to have 50 logits?

or if it will vary

[main kernel]

Probably vary

245 logits in total to get all stuff

And pliosophy only 50

We probably need to play many events

[slow bison]

im a long player in CtS

but got a question

tf is the last update about

im scared I would press the "take questions" button but then I get asked some historical questions I don't know and I fail

[azure turtle]

It's a new event, you will not have to answer any questions

[sinful delta]

It's a game
Not a classroom 💀

[signal saddle]

ah yes, 0% more efficient

very useful trait

[tribal forge]

read the description

its meant to be 0% because in nihilism nothing matters

[pallid bear]

Getting there in the new event, still on stage 4

[slow bison]

yeah its not bad but not good either

we haven't gotten anything big this year lol

since the beyond update there was nothing pretty new

maybe the devs had crunch time or something, correct me if I'm wrong

[signal saddle]

oh

[lofty moat]

i finished the lunch's challenge i beated in 24 hours the event

[spiral knot]

I think its more to do with the fact that "life is meaningless" and its for the Meaning of Life

[opaque turret]

how much does the most expensive update cost?

in the event I mean

[desert pebble]

I made Cell to Singularity Full Roadmap 4.2.0 for some reason

[lofty moat]

white why white

[austere fossil]

I can't see anything, it's really pixelized

And why white tho

[lofty moat]

im gonna make one better

is gonna be dark btw and low quality lol

[desert pebble]

its not low quality this because discord

do this

[lofty moat]

mine is gonna be low quality without so many colors

yeah i can't see it without 150% zoom

[desert pebble]

its normal

i can see with %100 zoom clicking open original

[desert pebble]

@austere fossil

[desert pebble]

ok make then because i can't

[azure turtle]

Maybe i will try too

[lofty moat]

ok i still want to make one in paint

[desert pebble]

there is a big problem: texts are black

this happens in paint

I need to make backround dark but I don't know how

[wind vessel]

Should've done it before adding the lines

[lofty moat]

your fault sorry to say that

[desert pebble]

I forgot people hate white 😕

[lofty moat]

yes try white mode discord and see why we hate white

[desert pebble]

I use white mode for longer than a year

[azure turtle]

You're not a human

[lofty moat]

bruh

[desert pebble]

I think I can change the background

[placid herald]

U don't got eyes

[azure turtle]

I can't live without amoled mode now

[desert pebble]

Okay I'll do dark mode

[wind vessel]

There u go

[desert pebble]

oh wait

this is better

[placid herald]

Still unreadable on mobile xd

[desert pebble]

It need to be quality to read

[wind vessel]

Yeah the design is not very compatible with mobile

[placid herald]

It's not compatible period

[azure turtle]

Hm... what if it would be done vertically?

[placid herald]

The words are legit 1 pixel line

[placid herald]

Lmao no it'd need to be zoomed in more

[desert pebble]

do this

[wind vessel]

I agree with you ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[desert pebble]

click at Open original

[azure turtle]

You can't do this on phone

[desert pebble]

wait

[azure turtle]

But downloading helps with reading

[placid herald]

Nah idc enough for that

[wind vessel]

Lol

[desert pebble]

Sorry for I forgot changing to dark mode

[azure turtle]

Ok, it also works

[desert pebble]

its better than download

[signal saddle]

what if you send in multiple bigger photos

[ornate apex]

What's that for?

[placid herald]

Road map of everything that has happened

[austere fossil]

It's a good idea imo

[desert pebble]

makes no sense

[wind vessel]

As far as I know, we've already got official roadmaps with beautiful designs

[ornate apex]

Wdym by everything? On the event or on the whole simulation?

[austere fossil]

Whole game

[placid herald]

Whole timeline of the game

Literally everything

[desert pebble]

its not whole game btw

[austere fossil]

Then what

[desert pebble]

it starts with termunis garden or something

[placid herald]

Trash map the og one is

[ornate apex]

Ok thanks

[austere fossil]

Oh thank you a lot, it really did

[desert pebble]

this is better than downloading

[ornate apex]

How can u see when u first played the game?

[austere fossil]

It didn't help me

[desert pebble]

What

[desert pebble]

Do you mean how to see official roadmap?

[austere fossil]

Still unusable

[placid herald]

Well u do maths

Simulation time as in the big number is how long you've played the game so do maths

[ornate apex]

No

[ornate apex]

How to convert the time

Wait

[placid herald]

U cant

U must do maths

[ornate apex]

I can do maths but how, what variables i should use?

[desert pebble]

Just wait

[placid herald]

Time

It's literally stored in hours

240 hours played = 10 days

[signal saddle]

he wanted to know when he first played

not how much

[desert pebble]

You can see the game time but not the date that you started to play

[placid herald]

U know how long u played and then subtract it from today's date

[ornate apex]

Right

[placid herald]

Its not that hard

[signal saddle]

That just shows how long you played

[desert pebble]

It doesn't work

[ornate apex]

You'll know how long but not when you started

[desert pebble]

Yeah

[signal saddle]

if you subtract you'll just get a random date

[placid herald]

U can look at when u downloaded then game

[tribal forge]

The timer is jank and mostly isnt accurate

[placid herald]

In ur settings

[spiral knot]

Does it count offline time in experiment duration?

[signal saddle]

no

[ember remnant]

what does this do?

[ornate apex]

What, how

[placid herald]

No

[desert pebble]

It doesn't count

[signal saddle]

unlock a dwarf star

[placid herald]

Google it

It's different each device

[ember remnant]

what does a dwarf star do

[desert pebble]

It looks at time settings in your phone

[spiral knot]

gives u a dwarf star after the time has been completed (more cards)

[ember remnant]

ohhh ty

[spiral knot]

its the "geodes" of beyond

[signal saddle]

you get cards to upgrade

[ornate apex]

Anw i saw this, looked like I've been playing for months on this date because I'm waiting for the beyond means I already finished the game

No i mean on that date, I've been playing for months

[signal saddle]

yeah i know now

[desert pebble]

When you wait 18 hours, you can click and unlock Dwarf Star which is gives you traits(cards) which is upgrades your plantes(which is gives money or something which is helps to unlock new planets which is gives you more money which is good)

[spiral knot]

I'm assuming that also meant prestige 10 on mesozoic valley

[ornate apex]

No hahaha

I'm still on prestige 6 lol

[spiral knot]

I'm on Prestige 2 ._.

[ornate apex]

By finished i mean i don't have anything to do than just prestige and prestige

[spiral knot]

or 1... i think

[signal saddle]

this is very anti-climactic

[spiral knot]

lmao

[ornate apex]

You'll get there

[signal saddle]

also ignore the autoclicker lol

[spiral knot]

Autoclickers aren't banned lmao

[desert pebble]

I use autoclicker that clicks more than 1000 in second btw

[signal saddle]

yeah I know but still

[ornate apex]

Wtf

[spiral knot]

I used my fingers XD

[ornate apex]

Me too

My 10 fingers💀

[spiral knot]

(and darwinium coz I got impatient, but yeah)

[tardy tinsel]

I complete exploration and I only have 50 logit fungi artifact cost 75 logits how can I bzy this

[desert pebble]

you can click even more with keyboard than android

[spiral knot]

wait for future events

[ornate apex]

Wait for the next events

[desert pebble]

by waiting for next events

[tardy tinsel]

Ok

[spiral knot]

I used it to buy philosophy (probably the worst to buy there) coz it was philosophy event so it made sense in my mind lmao

[austere fossil]

You can look up in ur in-game statistics and see how long u been playing

Calculate time since today by using those hours

[spiral knot]

apparently experiment duration doesnt include offline time

[ornate apex]

We talked abt that already and it's different from what i want to know, thanks tho

[desert pebble]

I wanted to see what is philosophy and I tough it gives you more logits and but it was disappointing but luckily I had save

[spiral knot]

it says in description what it does

[desert pebble]

Use the telescope, it’s ok

[desert pebble]

It didn't say in beta,

[spiral knot]

I already got philosophy lmao

[spiral knot]

ah...

[desert pebble]

or I don't know maybe

Is philosophy even good???

[spiral knot]

no... it just adds 100× to bronze age

[desert pebble]

do you mean event?

[desert pebble]

No

ok it worse

I believe telescope is the best one

[spiral knot]

Tbh, I kinda feel like it would be nice if u could view the entire event tree in the artefacts

[lofty moat]

a stupid Timelapse made by me:) but isn't with updates of CoS

[desert pebble]

Roughly accurate

[lofty moat]

CoS is Cell to singularity

[desert pebble]

I think fungus is good because all of this does %99.999999 nothing and in fungus you open 5 things

[desert pebble]

is beyond really first?

The sharks are not even that good

[spiral knot]

I think they meant chronologically historically

[azure turtle]

Beyond is the cosmos, so yeah

[spiral knot]

not release date in CtS

[lofty moat]

i even meant in () Big Bang what formed the universe lol

[desert pebble]

you forgot singularity

[lofty moat]

i dont know the singularity

[spiral knot]

i kinda feel that chemistry might come from discovery rather than biology, I'm probably wrong tho

[desert pebble]

ah it doesnt from c2s

[lofty moat]

i mixed within real things and C2S

[azure turtle]

Well, he just went from our day straight to terraform Mars

[desert pebble]

CoS is Cell of Singularity lmao

[spiral knot]

If they don't include singularity, I don't think they can include terraform mars

coz we don't know for sure that we will be successful in terraforming Mars

[lofty moat]

in our day we dont go to mars to terra for it lol

[lofty moat]

that's true

[desert pebble]

traveling to another planet is better

[spiral knot]

Also, Fate or Free Will?

[lofty moat]

i never known what singularity means until when i searched now on wikipedia

thats why i didnt include it

[spiral knot]

Let's say we do in fact find out exactly what our consciousness is... do you think that will mean that we will be able to find our true purpose?

Politics: objective or subjective?

[lofty moat]

i'm getting wrong bcs im trying to find a real and good answer

[ember remnant]

are there any codes that are working now btw??

[spiral knot]

If politics & morals is subjective, doesn't that technically mean we have no right to judge people's opinions?

[spiral knot]

darwin and question

[azure turtle]

Yeah
Darwin and question

[spiral knot]

(both all caps)

[ember remnant]

thank u

[lofty moat]

in how many tabs you have searching all of that

[spiral knot]

none

I just randomly think of these weird questions all the time

[azure turtle]

People sometimes have weird thoughts out of blue

[ornate apex]

I found it

[spiral knot]

Let's say our mind is actually staged... does that mean logic still exists?

(staged as in, we think it's real but it actually isn't)

Coz... this might be pushing it, but technically "I doubt, therefore I am" is only true if the mind itself is not an illusion

[ornate apex]

Now, i don't think I'm finished here because it's less than a month and that seems impossible

[lofty moat]

i finally know when i joined cell to singularity

[spiral knot]

then u likely finished installing the game at 7:01pm

Unless u installed beforehand, and did something else before starting to play the game

Or unless someone hacked into ur acc, and played the game before you did (extremely unlikely)

If the universe is truly due to fate, that would technically mean consciousness does not exist?

[lofty moat]

stop

[lofty moat]

idk i played after i installed

i think 6:56pm

[spiral knot]

btw... isnt it only an organism if it is alive?

coz apparently DNA is an organism

[lofty moat]

ok

[spiral knot]

(when u look at the first achievement)

[fringe cape]

[spiral knot]

i wasnt saying it was true, i was just referring to the achievement

[lofty moat]

idk

[spiral knot]

oh wait, it is amino acid that is first

[lofty moat]

btw didnt was amino acid first

[spiral knot]

yes, but both amino acid and dna are both only molecules... right?

coz amino acids are molecules, while dna is a polymer

[lofty moat]

cya

[azure turtle]

You scared him lol

[spiral knot]

Hehe

[grim parcel]

bro tf

where is the event

its not here

[placid herald]

U missed it

It was here like 10 years ago

No cap

[grim parcel]

the one happening now

[azure turtle]

Lmao
Yeah, you missed it

[grim parcel]

wait what

how

[placid herald]

Its ended tomorrow sorry bro

[rotund pagoda]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/899473469987766323/992968292832645161/caption-35.gif

[grim parcel]

BUT IT SHD BE HERE

ITS NOT

[placid herald]

Lmfao

[azure turtle]

Lol

So, check if you have good internet connection and you didn't change your date

[grim parcel]

i havent

[scarlet ferry]

is that a bug or is that like a joke because of the nature of the name of this upgrade?

[grim parcel]

my internet is fine

[rotund pagoda]

joke

[scarlet ferry]

aha...

[azure turtle]

Do you have the latest version?

[grim parcel]

yep

[azure turtle]

Hm... Can you say what version you have?

[grim parcel]

12_87

[placid herald]

Both

And non at the same time

[rotund pagoda]

tf you mean both

[scarlet ferry]

yeah well I bought it and nothing changed so I guess both

[placid herald]

🤓

[azure turtle]

I don't think it's a bug

[placid herald]

Damn we can't react here

[grim parcel]

so no idea why i cant get event?

[placid herald]

Oh some are blocked

[rotund pagoda]

how?

[azure turtle]

Yeah, idk why

[rotund pagoda]

if its 0% then obviously nothing will change

[placid herald]

Wot

[grim parcel]

cool

so the event is bugged

[azure turtle]

^^^

[grim parcel]

and wont be fixed by the time its over

[azure turtle]

Well, other people can play the event

[scarlet ferry]

last resort should be just reinstalling the game

[azure turtle]

So i don't think that it's the issue in the game

[grim parcel]

then what is the issue?

[placid herald]

Just deletw your save

[scarlet ferry]

Do NOT do that

[placid herald]

Yes do it

[grim parcel]

good one

[placid herald]

U don't got roles so not the end of the world

[azure turtle]

Like i said, I'm not sure
Probably something on your side

[scarlet ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-star-wars-emperor-do-it-go-for-it-gif-17446081

[azure turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-darkside-star-wars-evil-innerme-gif-13048146

[grim parcel]

i dont know how to get roles?

[placid herald]

xd

[scarlet ferry]

sync your game with discord

[grim parcel]

ok

[placid herald]

It's a 50/50 wether it works or not

[azure turtle]

I can explain it to you

[grim parcel]

well how do i sync?

[grim parcel]

i cant find it

where shd i be looking?

[scarlet ferry]

go to game transfer -> log in -> then the button appears

[azure turtle]

Go to option game transfer and create the account

And then you should see that button

[scarlet ferry]

and for some roles you have to post a screenshot in the #🏆-share-your-prestige channel

[grim parcel]

ok

[azure turtle]

Which one?

[grim parcel]

so i made an account

and its just loading

[azure turtle]

Just wait a bit ig

[grim parcel]

ok

but its still loading

and still loading

[scarlet ferry]

yo could it be that your antivirus software or your firewall is blocking the game

I assume you're playing on steam right?

[grim parcel]

yes

i dont think windows defender is blocking it

[scarlet ferry]

just for shits and giggles.... close the game then disable your firewall and antivirus and open the game again

[grim parcel]

ok

where do i turn off windows defender

[rotund pagoda]

dont do that

[rotund pagoda]

i can play it and i have both norton and windows defender active

[scarlet ferry]

he can do it for 2 Minutes

[azure turtle]

Windows Defender isn't blocking your game for sure

[tribal forge]

i can do it with avast both on my pc and phone

[scarlet ferry]

honestly you never know

[rotund pagoda]

you are literally just wrong

if its blocking it it says

and i also have it active so its clearly not the issue

[grim parcel]

turned it off

[scarlet ferry]

and?

[rotund pagoda]

literally why its not the issue

[grim parcel]

booting gmae

[scarlet ferry]

Do you have a degree in computer science?

[rotund pagoda]

LOL

[grim parcel]

im 15

[rotund pagoda]

i have a degree in reasoning

[scarlet ferry]

not you gr8

[grim parcel]

so

[azure turtle]

I'm sure that nothing will change
Or the game repaired itself after reopening

[grim parcel]

i still dont have event

[rotund pagoda]

WOW

so surprising

[scarlet ferry]

ok then enable your defender again

[grim parcel]

and i dont have an account signed in

[scarlet ferry]

and maybe try reinstalling the game

[rotund pagoda]

guess that computer science degree isnt doing you much good here

finally a good suggestion

make sure your save is backed up

[azure turtle]

Hm... Try to create account again

[grim parcel]

its doing the spinning thing again

[scarlet ferry]

Com windows defender could potentially block not all but only some connections from the game client to the game server.

[rotund pagoda]

ok

well we've already established its not the issue because mine has everything enabled and it doesnt do that

[azure turtle]

But if it doesn't do that for 99% people then why should it do that to that 1%?

[grim parcel]

ill try account defender off

[rotund pagoda]

thats not how it works

if it doesnt do something it just wont

[scarlet ferry]

since loading the save game from the cloud and connecting to the server for the event could be different services/connections using different protocols

[grim parcel]

so either my internet is shit

[rotund pagoda]

ok? how does windows defender apply there?

[grim parcel]

or my game is broken

[rotund pagoda]

no

[rotund pagoda]

yes

[azure turtle]

And because of that i asked why it would work differently

[scarlet ferry]

its not your inet

[grim parcel]

so i cant sync to discord

[rotund pagoda]

ig

[grim parcel]

if i delete game my save is fine right?

[rotund pagoda]

no

[azure turtle]

Nah

[scarlet ferry]

windows defender might have detected a network service which is trying to modify some local data and it might not like it. Honestly the amount of false positives a antivirus software can give is way larger than you might think

[grim parcel]

i turned it off

i stoll couldnt do acc

[rotund pagoda]

you realise windows defender like barely ever does anything like that

[scarlet ferry]

as far as you know....

[rotund pagoda]

if it does its on some one off

[placid herald]

Smh just casually turns off his only anti virus

[azure turtle]

This game transfer option can make sure that your save is fine but you can't log in to that

[grim parcel]

where is my save?

[rotund pagoda]

you're fighting a losing battle here especially cause we have already established in many ways that windows defender is not the issue

[grim parcel]

or it shd just be cloud synced

so im fine

[scarlet ferry]

the game has steam cloud so deleting the game shouldn't affect his save

[grim parcel]

ok

reinstalling

[rotund pagoda]

antivirus only important if you are downloading potentially unsafe things or something like that

[rotund pagoda]

oh yea forgot about that

[grim parcel]

and event isnt their

[rotund pagoda]

have you contacted devs?

[scarlet ferry]

I give up

[grim parcel]

i put in #854034806551871489

i do register new acc right?

[grim parcel]

how

[scarlet ferry]

well there is one online right now

[rotund pagoda]

via email

quarter has it saved

[azure turtle]

Don't ping him tho

[grim parcel]

DEVHELP

[azure turtle]

[e-mail]

[grim parcel]

ok

[azure turtle]

I just remember it 😅

[rotund pagoda]

saved in memory

[azure turtle]

Right lol

[grim parcel]

sent an email

looks like no signing in or event from me

[rotund pagoda]

🙂

[grim parcel]

and i posted whatever my prestige is in #🏆-share-your-prestige

uhhh

go away

pls

it in way

[dire shuttle]

my speedrun timer closed again :(

[elder kettle]

.

[obsidian temple]

.... how did that happen?!

[dire shuttle]

crashedcrashed

[obsidian temple]

ah ok

[grim parcel]

what

[opaque turret]

what is the prereequisite for Ship of Theseus?

[hasty ravine]

Is it me or is the philosophy event designed to test your patience on how slow it is 😂

[polar valve]

It's probably designed to incentivize Darwinium spending, yes

[polar valve]

What is Real? -> Metaphysics -> Why Am I Aware? -> Identity -> Ship of Theseus
Not sure how many generators are needed though

[zenith quartz]

i just change the time

[azure turtle]

Well, that's cheating

[obsidian temple]

yeah def

[dire shuttle]

i got the meaning of life after 51 hours

[tribal forge]

just confessing that they are cheating lol

[obsidian temple]

yep lol

[dire shuttle]

should i stop buying the meaning of life after i get 42 or should i use the meaning of life the normal way

[obsidian temple]

Yeah probably

[dire shuttle]

for which one?

[tribal forge]

how do i change the currency for buying darwinium?

for example € to $

[stiff meteor]

hi

[hazy fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[tribal forge]

🤨

[obsidian temple]

Should I buy it?

[hazy fiber]

im saving up for the fungus

[wind delta]

this event so goddam slow

[hazy fiber]

i agree

my background idle capcity is carrying me

[worn laurel]

the new event is cool

[ember remnant]

does anyone know how to progress faster beyond this point

[eternal dome]

If you have Feliforms there's not much more you can do. Try resetting simulation for the speed boost.

[cunning forum]

👀

I pray for semblance’s sentience 🙏

[mellow girder]

Hi

[torn crypt]

Does anyone know how to redeem the codes on the game?

[desert pebble]

wgats yo

[desert pebble]

press escape

[torn crypt]

I don’t have an escape ?

[desert pebble]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[torn crypt]

That’s all there is

[desert pebble]

hm not sure then

try asking in #🏠-general

[torn crypt]

Okay

[keen carbon]

did you try scrolling down?

oh nvm

saw #🏠-general

apple can be fun sometimes

[torn crypt]

Yeah. I figured out what I need to do but it’s not working for me

[clear locust]

Can't you play on another device ? So you can transfer your game to another one ?

Even just the time to redeem the codes

[analog aspen]

This is taking some time, only just unlocked What's the Good life and What's the Point

[keen carbon]

you got a few days left so dont worry

[analog aspen]

yeah

Do we still see it after the event or does it all disappear?

[keen carbon]

some parts stay

[analog aspen]

cool ok

[torn crypt]

I don’t have any other devices unfortunately. I only have an iPad and an iPhone.

What’s the purpose of the event for?

[placid herald]

Fun

And progression

[torn crypt]

Okay.

[dire shuttle]

the next upgrade i will buy will be the useless one

[analog aspen]

Whoever mentioned the funny joke about Nihilism I get it now looking at the % increase lmao

[ornate apex]

Just a little bit more

[ember copper]

Only missing two more

[tranquil galleon]

Sonic speedster was hella rough on mobile. Good luck

[ember copper]

Yea that's gonna be a nightmare

[tranquil galleon]

I just kept reseting until I got it (took me like 6 consecutive tries). Make sure you've got all of the metabit upgrades and turn the nanomachines on (in autobuy mode) right before you start buying idea generators. Also make sure you have humans unlocked before you do any idea tapping

[gleaming latch]

What's the usual time for singularity speed runners

[tranquil galleon]

No clue but mine took 1.58

[tranquil galleon]

Oh, I think it depends on whether they used an autoclicker or not, and there is a way to check but I don't know how off the top of my head

[ember copper]

Well it'll take a while but I will get it if it's the end of me

[tranquil galleon]

I believe in you

[fallen wave]

Hello

[tranquil galleon]

Hello

[gleaming latch]

Hello

Wonder who's next

[gleaming latch]

I asked this question because I am unsure if 1:39 is a good result

[tranquil galleon]

PC or mobile?

[gleaming latch]

Mobile

[fallen wave]

How to get more logit?

[tranquil galleon]

Damn

That's incredible in my book but idk how it measures up

[gleaming latch]

You can use 2-3 fingers to buy upgrades

[ember copper]

20 seconds off

[dire shuttle]

beat events

[tranquil galleon]

Play events. This is the first one to have logits as a reward, but I assume they'll all drop logits in the future

[dire shuttle]

2 weeks between events

[ember copper]

Also does the nanomachine cooldown automatically recharge after a reboot?

[tranquil galleon]

Oh btw @gleaming latch you should pop a screencap of your achievement in #🏆-share-your-prestige so you can get a role for it

[gleaming latch]

I've done the same mistake in the word "upgrades" 3 times

[tranquil galleon]

Yes

[hasty ravine]

It says exploration complete but I am only at 50 logic how do i unlock fungus?

[desert pebble]

where do i find my best time ingame

[tranquil galleon]

You have to wait until the next event

[gleaming latch]

I tried, but that sign "New Record" gone really fast

Oh, you mean the achievement

[hasty ravine]

Really that's kind of lame lol

[tranquil galleon]

@gleaming latch and @desert pebble you can find your speedrun time on the stats page in the reality engine

[gleaming latch]

Oh, really

[dire shuttle]

thethe other events are much easiereasiereasiereasier

[gleaming latch]

Wow, thanks

[desert pebble]

hm ig i got under 2 minutes

[ember copper]

I'm now 5 seconds off

[tranquil galleon]

Yeah. You might as well pop a screencap of all of your stats so they can get you kitted out with all the achievements you deserve

[tranquil galleon]

You should put that in #🏆-share-your-prestige so the mods can give you roles

[desert pebble]

ight

[tranquil galleon]

Oh, but you should get one with your metabit total included

[desert pebble]

only issue i got rn is the fact idk how to do it quicker someone mentioned to avoid the mammal path but idk how to do that

[solar river]

What

Is that speed

[tranquil galleon]

You just need to not click on any of the mammal upgrades

[desert pebble]

but i use an autoclicker

[tranquil galleon]

Ah

Idk how to do it with an autoclicker

[gleaming latch]

I was clicking fast and avoiding the useless upgrades

[desert pebble]

is there a way to make the ones i can unlock goto the top to its easier to do

oh neat i got a achievement ingame

[tranquil galleon]

Not that I know of

[dawn hamlet]

Hey, I'm about to unlock Singularity for my first time. just double checking--it says it won't reset mesozoic valley, but it definitely won't reset the special event either right?

I feel like it won't but I don't want to risk it haha

[gleaming latch]

Yes

[desert pebble]

it wont.

[dawn hamlet]

thanks! just making sure!

[hollow tundra]

Hi

[gleaming latch]

Only affects primary simulation

[dawn hamlet]

much appreciated!

[ember copper]

1:44, IVE DONE IT

[gleaming latch]

Cool

[hollow tundra]

What

[ember copper]

I've got singularity in 1 min 44 seconds

[hollow tundra]

Oh

[desert pebble]

why does it only go up a tiny bit?

[gleaming latch]

Just wait some time

The more metabits you get, the better boost is

[ember copper]

Oh also what's the max lvl on beyond currently

[gleaming latch]

After half a month I went from x100 to x300

15 maybe

Lvl

Or 17

[hardy jay]

It's 17 I just reached max

[hasty ravine]

I think I hit my best time for singularity guys

[desert pebble]

Ok

[hardy jay]

** n o w d o i t i n u n d e r 3 6 s e c o n d s**

[ember copper]

Impossible

[desert pebble]

Can someone do that no!

[hardy jay]

Go on YouTube and watch the wr

[desert pebble]

Ok

[hasty ravine]

Is this something else we can unlock?

[hardy jay]

I think that's for unlocking t rex

[ember copper]

Well then I'm never getting it 💀

[hardy jay]

That's like on rank 50

[hasty ravine]

Hahah same I am only on rank 23 and what a grind that has been

[hasty ravine]

Ever since I finished the primary simulation I kind of lost interest to progress further

Not sure if anyone else feels the same way

[hardy jay]

don't read my name backwards guys

[gleaming latch]

Sharks 💀

[ember copper]

Why does no one here have pfps

[hardy jay]

so you want me to change mine to Rick astley?

[ember copper]

Ono

[hardy jay]

that's what I thought

[hollow tundra]

My fastest singularity time is 3 minutes

[gleaming latch]

Is the shark achievement actually a secret achievement? Why isn't it in the main achievements?

[ember copper]

Because it's different

[hardy jay]

Can someone give me a yt video of someone unlocking fungus in main simulation

[ember copper]

Something we could spend our metabits on after completing the main Sim would be nice

[hardy jay]

Yeah like dinosaurs and beyond

I'll give an example

It's like the bots that automate stuff

[hollow tundra]

I mean you could make the main simulator branches go into the beyond and dinosaurs and have them boost it

[hardy jay]

Here's and example of what I think it could be.
(Beyond)
1 metabit, 4 - 16 - 64 - 1024 etc.
Example upgrades:
Increase total stardust produced by 50%

I'll put it in #💡-suggestions

[desert pebble]

eeeee

[gleaming latch]

Sounds hard to understand but also cool

[hardy jay]

Nvm

Yeah it pretty cool

[hollow tundra]

I just got singularity in 2:15

[hardy jay]

Tbh there should be more ways to spend darwinium

[gleaming latch]

Now try to get 1:19

Or you actually need 2:00 to get the achievement? 🤔

[hardy jay]

Like with the beyond

250 darwinium to rank up universe once

guys I just made a gd level

[main kernel]

Um

I don’t have the full version of geometry dash I’d that’s what ur saying

[obsidian temple]

#🏠-general

[ember copper]

Should I spend all my darwinium on 35 time fluxes

[obsidian temple]

only if you really dont want to wait

[hollow tundra]

U need 2 minutes and I got 1:44

[polar valve]

For the Beyond, Pisces is top priority after Scorpio?

[hollow tundra]

Is there like a third achievement for going fast or is two minutes the fastest