#💬-cells-chat
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@hollow haven Someone probably sent a nitro scam
!ban 661658280480997426 nitro scam
Banned kairoschan05#5866 (Case #1296) (user notified with a direct message)
Thanks
@jolly ginkgo the role of semblance secrets is superior to that of shark collector, so it replaces it
Why can't we just have both of them?
because semblance secrets is to have all the secret achievements, so we substitute the individual achievements for that one
Ohhh, I see
hi i just finished the fungus event
nice
I'm only on fungi of the forest ahh
wait waht
I don't think I can finish the event
I started 2 hours ago
what
i guess try to buy the cheapest
someone told me that was the best strategy
that's not a good strat
buy the cheapest ones
bruh, do the mths it's so simple
the cheaper ones are better
because you can get more
cash
then
you can focus on buying more other cheaper
and boom
you done with the event
simple
people who havent compelted the event yet:
if 10 Fungi make 50 Per and Cost 7.8B
and 10 fungi of the forest make 800K Per and Cost 24.64B
which is better?
I don't think u even passed grade 3 maths bro
@finite sentinel don't share erraped content, less in this channel
ok
to get the research u need to buy the newer expensive stuff
which would then overshadow it
insert skull emoji
Fungus "Among Us"
So funny I forgot to laugh
So funny that I went to discord hq just to ask them to take down that 1 message
Does the mushroom island show up in the land garden?
yespog
Hey
@hollow haven
Please make a flatworm cult
For reference see #🎨-cells-art
(sorry if I was not supposed to ping you)
by "make a flatworm cult", do you mean like a channel or role? cause no, we're not gonna do that, sorry 
Completed Fungus among us within 10 hours
Was it worth it to spend 90 cubes ?
Thread
In the cells art channel
Please
We need iy
a thread? Would it actually be an active thread of flatworm content?
I'm here
Hi. I know I can see my badge multiplier in the stats, and while the event is running, I can see the badge I have gotten to, but is there a place in the game where I can see visually the badges I have earned in all the special events?
Men
We have 46 minutes left for the fungus among us event
Make it count
Take screenshots
We won’t be seeing this again
What about the female part of society
And women
Now I'm calm
Ima continue observing the flatworm cult
Open your achievments list and scroll down to the very bottom
SirH didn't create special pink role for me
I'm also sad
yea i was gonna calculate that but got sidetracked
Two sad internet people
Sitting near a lake
I don't know how to continue
Pls continue at your stake
LOL i only just finished the fungi event
Nice
30 minutes remaining 💀
I took photos
congrats
Hey Quarter
SirH has come
Start a revolt
We shall protest for days and nights until we get what we deserve...
The Flatworm Cult thread....
Russian National Anthem starts playing
Lala la- lala la
La lala lala
La la lala
Lala la lala
Everyone JOIN ME
I'm the one who created that sticker 
We shall serve the holy flatworm
add a paleo legend chat for the gigachads
Until the end of time

We'll we're gonna put you with Dr Bright if you don't serve the FLATWORM
The ARMY SHALL ADVANCE
Should I nickname myself Sir Nutty McCandiceNuts again?
no
I'd say just go for it, whatever makes you happy
I FINALLY GOT SHARK WEEK YESSSSS
let's not actually fill this chat with a bunch of GIFs, please and thank you :)
I totally didn't spend 200 darwinium to get the last badge...
Doom music kicks in
I spend only 20 
No
ok then
I spent 310 Darwinium to finish the whole event lmao
and me this one, hahahahahah
I'm curious how much @tulip heart spend, he did a speedrun in this event lol, i think he was first that finished it
Nice
OK
As a respected member of the Cells Chat, I shall not spam
undertake boss music plays in the background
I spent 0
Oh god
Hey you should join the cult
Create more cultic Flatworm stickers
lol
No really join
Ritam is recruting people
Or we shall be obliged to "brutally butt stab" you
no thanks, I am already in the cult of lack of time 😑
You can join multiple cults
no
If we don't get a Flatworm cult thread I'll make a server
oh god you reminded me of one image i made for the flatworm cult
it should be somewhere lost in #🎨-cells-art
Search it
cult of lack of time request from all people who are in it almost all their time, so they wouldn't have time to join other cults 
Hehe nice
i don't really remember the joke behind the exclamation worm
I want a Flatworm cult plushie
but ok
Huh
Wonder what it was
You [REDACTED]
Anyone there?
Hmmm
i knew it
eh...this is getting a bit off topic, please go to #🏠-general if you want to keep talking about it
Oh ok
and please, don't use that language
check pins in #854034806551871489
We got three
Most of our first ones got deleted
It's a bug
Where is fugus amogus island??
i hope 
Eat ut
No really I mean it
I am against the use of slangs
Unless very specific criteria are met
I think he didn't mean to insult anyone
it got backstabbed 🔪
okay, have a nice day
I saw on twitter
Yes
You too man
I'm pretty sure a Bulgarian did it
Hmm
Who?
since they really like backstabbing
No fugus amogus island :(
Hmm
They should make an events tab
Where they keep all the passed events
So we can visit them
We shouldn't progress on them tho
But like, there isnt a James Webb in solar system garden?
Hey guys!!
Yeah but the tech tree...
Could just add fugus island in earth garden
Hi
literally why thats pointless lol
Ah i see
I'll steal your liver
What did I miss?
You want to know something? ||Fungi event is just changed james webb event, it's the same simulation||
Etc etc etc
Wth
They betrayed us
I want fugus to be remembered in fugus island
Yee
Same
Same 2
Hey I want some money to buy a gaming pc, so can anyone donate their kidney (I hope this isn't taken rudely)
Btw talking about events, there should be a re-run of the James Webb one right? It bothers me so much that i got all achievments but not this golden one
I also want to buy a gaming pc, can you donate your kidney?
No
It ruins the risk
Sorry
I would have given
The risk of what?
F#ck
actually... i heard that they said on stream that these events will repeat
And what about new players?
Even though it's over, somehow I'm still playing the event lol 
Yeeeeeeees!
Risk of losing the badges
Same happened with JWST
Heheh
That's bc I are in the event when it at ended
They die
I mean don't get the badges
Interesting 
The events will repeat
It doesn't update if your in it
Yes
Oh
I had a stroke reading that tbh
r/ihadastroke
Because only button to enter to event dissapear, event is still in-game so you still can play it
I meant to say "u" but it had auto corrected me
We know
Yeah that's easy to figure out
D##mn auto-correct
It's not a swear
Disable autocorrec
t
It is used in children's books
How do I do that?
Which keyboard do you use
T
I just use my phone
xenova 2037
guys, #🏠-general
Ok
Kk
I mean the company of your phone. Or any third party keyboard you may have installed
Oh yes
T
It's the Motorola brand. Don't have any third party keyboard things
Hello! I'm kinda new in the community and stuff (played the game when the dinosaurs got added, left, and came back to it now). And I was curious how it is now.
Beyond is the new addition to the game. A new bubble universe, it came out in November of 2021
A new concept of limited time events were introduced. Till date 2 events were held
I love how the beyond is now but I still feel that I move at a snail's pace in the Mesozoic Valley -_-. I am definitely doing something wrong
Oh. I've played a bit of Beyond and is so cool!
yep. I got halfway through the Fungus one. really cool
Great!
Is 10 the max ?
no its 20
Oof
Now, seriously, is it normal for the Mesozoic Valley's progress to seem so slow or am I playing it wrong?
the levels/ranks take a very long time to complete and it feels like I'm never going to see the end of it.
dw you have 536 to go
... I'll be back next century.
it doesnt take that long
its just a slog near the start and you probably arent playing it much either
only few months
Fair. (literally came back to it after years. lol)
I want them to add something like intergalactic civilizations which create Dyson spheres to capture entire power emitted from stars
just realises i have being cell to singularity for over 2 years ans i am still not past prestige 0
i actually remember seeing that
Prestige 0 takes the most time, Prestige 1 shold take like 3 times less
Hello
Now that the mushroom event has concluded, is it too early to start speculating what the next event research will be? 👀
hello, i unfortunately didn't have the time to finish the event like i wanted and really wanted to but due to IRL things, couldnt, is there ANY way i can somehow still finish it, even if i have to mod or old save or w/e?
any way to get back into it is cheating rn
ah ok, well is there word about it coming back? its almost ocd levels of frustration not having it done when im done with 99% of the rest of the game
No word currently on rerunning events but Fungus Among Us was only the second one so there's a chance they give back in the future
alright thanks, hell id pay to have it unlocked or w/e after the fact just for sake of completion for myself
I think they said in the livestream that after they finish all the events, they will start to cycle them every now and then
ok, well that is better than nothing, thank you for the info
so any theories on what the next one shall be?
Foot lettuce 
N O
i mean they could add a event where you cant unlock fruits/vegetables

But what about foot?
N lettuce?
stop trollin and theorise "Mah boi"
What if they add a gym?
What if I was not a paid diluteist
What if they didn’t pay me money to make up theories that compete with yours so it becomes a massive theory pool
Out of context
why soviet onion\
Cuz
Just cuz
Oh wait
Ukraine war
Right
Didn't think abt that
Not relaated
I hope Ukraine wins
And gets back its territory
And prospers like before
No, I mean this is not the context of the canal
I want to eat Chicken Kiev
What canal
Here, we talk about the game
Oh yes
Go in #🏠-general
Forgot
any ideas for the next event?
I think it’s something like the fungi event, maybe plants?
It could also be sth like the JWT event
bruh
cool
@void stratus don't ever make jokes like that
jokes are allowed, but not the jokes that you was posted
Mr Cordyceps⬆️
and not here
Ik
That's why is said redactee
So somewhere else?
i deleted your same jokes 4 times today
K
Wait what
Mute 'em 🔇
I only posted the USSR thing more than 1 time
exactly, 4 times
For 'spamming'
Ye 
It was a long message
No I'm sorry
Just stop discussing this and stay on topic here
I hate you so much...........
Check pinned messages here, there is a guide for this
i like how everyone complains about not getting the first fungi badge
and then there's me
how
lmao
said calmly
i spent only 2 darwinium and didn't cheat (nor did i use autoclicker)
that is really impressive
i also did it without cheating or using an autoclicker (never have and never will use one) but used like 90 darwinium lmao
thanks
i tried because this is the first time in awhile i wanted a challenge from this game
not really a challenge just a test of patience
well
there was a lot of planning
cant really have challenges in an idle game
cough mezo no darwinium cough
meso isnt a challenge it too is a test of patience
I got all badges
i did too the game just doesn't want to believe in me
rephrasing it ig:
beating mezo without spending any darwinium
Stop Replying
?
"stop replying"
proceeds to reply to say this
still a test of patience and not a challenge
I have 435 Humans In Personal Record
?
take that out of context-
Ok nub
it doesnt mean anything in or out of context
I Just got my 1250th Animo Acid
Cool
life is a test of patience
alright altruist
😒
i’m sorry… HOMO WHAT?
Me in #🏆-share-your-prestige:
I feel ya paradigm, I got my 3rd badge with 2 days to spare
bro?
i feel very erectused after seeing this image
oh!! slay!!
"paradigm" lol
i mean it's pronounced the same but completely diff spelling lol
I feel like I spent more than 350 darwinium. Idk I can't remember
This is funny
Does anyone know if there are any perks to continuing to reset the main simulation once you've bought all the megabit upgrades?
How do I get that??
shaking mikebella
idk if there are any.
yes, you can increase simulation speed allowing you to get more metabits
which means that when they update main simulation youll have more funds to get more upgrades
faster simulation speed
Anyone still awake?
Me
not that much
i could give way mor if i wanted to
"give"?
i just download it on my computer and set the date 2099
tricks the games offline system
That's cheating my dude
really just a glitch
and i didnt feel like grinding through the whole thing
just wanted to see what being OP was like
wow just use an auto clicker
i mean really whats the point when u can do what i just said
when you got all the op things and you didnt even worked hard for it, it isnt satisfying
it just ruins the fun
then just did that
oh well its your game you can do whatever the hell you want
yeah
Supergiant or diamond geode?
both of them are good
Diamond geode must be opened at Rank 50
You get more mutagen and upgrades
Ah.
I’m thinking beyond for now.. progress seems VERY slow
Mesozoic cruises fairly well on its own
same
🤞🏻
I'm thinking of spending 1k darwinium on supergiants
I only have 102
and see if its good or not
Wow 1120 dark matter, almost the lowest I could’ve gotten.
nice
Why is cynodont all alone :(
1m59 let's gooo
I'll miss you, Fungus Among Us ;_;
I hope we see each other again soon
Not a glitch, it's literally cheating
ikr
NOT ANOTHER CHEATER
what's a supergiant?
bruh
It's like the diamond geode in the mezosoic valley but in the Beyond
Does the beyond have prestige like the valley?
Wdym?
I haven't prestiged yet in mezo lol
I'm on 41st rank
So I still have dinos to unlock fortunately
Btw what's ur current prestige?
Helo

Hey
Rn prestige 3 rank 20
Presitge 3 Rank 4
Prestige 4 rank 50
Prestige 3 rank 34
Prestige 6 Rank 25
Does meso get easier with every prestige?
Yeah
Prestige 0 rank 41 lol
Lol
Ok. I just did the same thing by messing with my computer's time and jumping in the 'future' but only for one day.
Since the game already needs to be synced to be played on steam, can't they use an online clock instead of the internal one of the PC?
I could swear they fixed this problem some time ago? Am I just wrong?
Well... This game would need to be online to use online clock
But you can play it offline
Oh. Ok, I'm just dumb and didn't test it. Thanks.
Hello
Hi
sup
Oh hi,didn't expect someone to answer me,hehe
Hey
Hi
Ummm,I was reading the chat and I see someone says "there someone cheat the game",
Ye, and that's is considered as cheating
So uh after the jwst event ended users with all 3 badges could see it in beyond so is there smth similar for the fungi one
bruh
I don't think so, but I'm not sure
Is the egg 🥚 treasure hunt in mezozoic valley still available? Can't believe I was too hyped about the fungi event and I missed it😩 😩 😋
yeah
what egg treasure hunt?
Cell support email?
Found all
idk
y a des fr
Como es sta
yeah, but go in #🇫🇷-français for it
would changing the date affect the events in any way?
Idk
maybe ? I think it's how people cheat on the game, like changing date, but I can't tell if it will automatically trigger the cheat, or you need to do specific things in order to
yeah it is how people cheat and thats all you need for it to toggle
but if i skip past an event on my cheated save
would it also be inaccessible on my legit save
errr, really can't tell, sorry ^^'
alr thanks anyways
meso
What is meso
mesozoic valley
oh ok
the dinosaur area
What where
beyond also gives some
Oh
I thought the space one resets your progress
did you get singularity yet?
alr just chill in the beyond and meso then
darwin will come with time when you do quests
I thought beyond is the place where you make stars and stuff
it is
Does it reset progress in main sim
no
Nah
Oh ok
I have rank 9
yeah ik but for when you get there
And 1 darwin
I already spent like a ton of it in meso already, woops
Ok
unlucky lol
theres always the next prestige
I will boost server soon to get darwin
true
did you use codes yet?
yeah thats fair i did the same
Everyone does that
make sure you claim you free geode in meso
Ok
gives one every once in a while
oh ok
it gives one after 4 hours i do believe
Does the main sim eventually end
yeah
transfers your save to another device
Does it save your progress on the main device
yeah
oh ok
basically you just make a copy of your current save and have it downloadable on another device
oh ok
anyways i gtg cya
Cya
How are you playinf if the event ended?
If you didn't leave event, it didn't kick you out
oh lol
I should’ve done that
I was trying to reach 1No, but when it ended I only had like 100Oc
For a sec i thought you writed 1000c
What do I do after unlocking mars terraforming
In idea tree? Nothing
Oh is that it
But there is still a lot of things to unlock in entropy tree and in other simulations
If you finish that event.... Then you're a real hero lol
Aw cute
hi
Hello

Hehe, happy you
How long did the event last?
Didn't check dino zone or notice the existence of the egg hunt til today?
😋
What cool rewards did you get?
My random bucks are demonic
The event lasted 6 days
But you had to go in mezozoic valley bubble to get a hint that's happening? Oh, bummer for me
Dammit I think I should pay attention to this Discord from now on instead of just playing the game lmao
😭 wish it lasted more
just got it
There was an egg hunt in mezosoic valley?
?
Hi guys
Lemme ask a gentle question
HOW ARE MY EARNINGS ARE SO SMALL
I mean metabits
Like when will I earn 100 T? In million years?
Nah maybe in 732747194729482757285 years 😵💫
How do I solve this problem?
My primary is at its max
Idk how 🤷♂️
Dammit(

Reloading the sim is useless as well unfortunately
I agree
😵💫
Nevermind I found the solution
I forgot to upgrade my sim after last reload 🤦♂️
Oh
For meso what epic cards should I try to get in diamond geode?
There's gonna be a stump you hit during your journey to 100T metabits where production is a little too slow and rebooting doesn't help. So you just have to grind and wait
In my opinion, the discount ones and the production boosts
Alr
Well at least for now my earnings are somewhat stable, around 50 million/sec. Maybe after reaching 70T this will slow down, I don't know
I’m at 66 rn
I’ve averaging 29m
You’ll prob get 30 smth since you got a better meso than me
I'm at 115 😎
How long did that take damn
Do u have prestige?
No
3 months 
Oh I see
Rank 27 meso and about to be 12 beyond
Btw as soon as I unlocked new planets/ comets that aren't in the solar system, I changed my mind about the beyond
I'm slow at both
I want to reach rank 45 rn
At rank 50 I’m gonna make a save right before diamond geode and keep reverting til I get the drops I want
You guys should too
That's a good idea
Woah, smart move dude
I'll save now tho
I'll do it l8r
Don’t save rn then it’s pointless
I mean right before you open the geode
So your at rank 50
I've saved just for excluding anxiety about old/new save difference
Because I've already accidentally lost 10 hours of progress by loading the older save, don't want this again at all
Yeah makes sense lol my previous save was 9 hours compared to my near 60
Had a bit of anxiety was doing that
I lost 200 darwinium because of that
Damn that really sucks
It was so painful
How many hours did you lose
Still 200 darwinium is a big lost
Yeah
I got it from codes
Oh
That’s a little less painful
But u cold redeem them again no?
Yep
Could*
Nope
Fr
Hmmmm not as much as a diamond geode
Depends on what others say
That's just my opinion
Is beyond 2 is just new ranks of beyond 1 or a completely new chapter? With its own ranks
If this will be a completely new thing that'll be weird, like a story cut off in the middle of nowhere
Cause rn I’m planning on getting 1 diamond geode before I pres then only get the rest at pres 10 rank 50 cause of the giga cards
I think they'll just add new planets and stars and stuff
I meed an explanation here...
This makes no sense whatsoever.
Hopefully some kind of rank scaling like in meso
I think so as well
If they will add prestiging in the beyond I'll kill myself, cuz I'm a grindy person
I will play this
Anyway, I gotta go now
Cya
This is a common bug
Bye vemon
Time to study
It’s like 9am for you isn’t it?
Bye guys
Did you not sleep?
10
I wake up at 6:50 a.m
6:30 where I am lol
Alr gn
Bruh we get up at the same time literally
12:30 here
Good for you
Tbh
If you have the patience save til pres 10 rank 50 and don’t buy anything
Cause the common cards for giga are gonna save you like a couple hundred thousand mutagen
Maybe a mil
Haven’t done the math
I see
I’m just going to buy a single diamond geode at rank 50 before I get first press
This is Venom's job lmao
Cause 1st one makes the biggest difference
Lmao
Yes me as well
And the first diamond geode makes everything magnitudes faster
Anyways it’s 12:30am ima go cya
Not a good idea
If you don’t upgrade anything, it will take you literally ages before actually reaching prestige 10
no sleep allowed
👏
nice

why is it all white like this?
I'm back

hello
Hi
Ur earnings will gradually slow down so u won't progress as quickly as u do now
After a while
Yeah yeah
...
was there any role for getting the zombie ant badge thing in the fungi tree?
Nah
oof
Nope
OK so
Did you I use cheats?
Or change time
@harsh crane
ok
i speak english bad
ok
Wait
Open cells
Go to vc
Share your screen
I'll tell instructions for you to follow
Let's see if we can figure this out
Also you need to caht through discord cuz reception is not good
Go to Dino valley
Hmm
Peculiar
Go to the bar
The side bar
In which you can buy stuff
Huh strange
Click on the to do's
Anyone of them
Click on it
No not that
The to dos
where is it?
The stegosaurus one
Buy x stegosaurus
Buy them
All the ones you got
All the dino
Dinos*
And the others too
Is your Ammonite decreasing?
im.... 1 years old
😣
yes
Ok
Baby
dont be rascits
So you can't but stuff
Now can you progress
What type of cheat did you do
Ohhh
Cells breaks itself if cheated on
ok
i bought all
Oh god that's a lot of progress
@harsh crane do not discuss the use of cheat tools here
ok
General?
nowhere
Ok
tbf they didn’t
he just said he cheated
there was a message, I deleted it
@harsh crane @void stratus Also, there's #907084247184052224 for texting while in a vc
he can just delete his save can’t he
i have badges
Lmao, this "conversation" looks funny
From James Webb event
damn, must have missed that one
checking in after a hiatus
what's up
angry Ritam noises
What's a hiatus
a hiatus is basically postponing something for a while
like a break
Hello
hi
nope, havent learned how to just yet
You can go to #🇪🇸-español
Ohk
I dont
Guys, how to choose your initial simulation number 1
Hey guys! I'm a super noob at discord tbh
Missed the egg hunt because of being too hyped on the fungi event.
Thought I got all the fungi event badges after I smashed 200+ Darwinium and time fluxed like mad first 24h .
Was on the event past h before it finished.
And now i don't have any of the badges!
Did this happen to other users? I play on Android
Check your stats in reality engine, on badges there should be written 1.03 or 1.06 (if you completed also James Webb event)
Also, check pinned messages in #854034806551871489
how to unlock the white thing
i thought buyinh 100 of each animal should unlock everything 🤔
thanks
Np
@azure turtle spot on, just 1.03. But what could I had done wrong? Got Expedition completes in 24h and still visited daily to try to get as much of each as possible. Did I need to get over 100 cordyceps ?
Thank for helping, just feel like I'm missing something
Did you finished James Webb event?
It was at the end of February
Also, you should finish automatically that event after completing all objectives
After claiming last reward from objectives, you get the last, golden badge
Got James Webb, finished 30h also. Was there from the start. Same with fungi. Don't understand what happened.
@azure turtle
I think you can only hope that devs will fix it
Also, did you checked pinned messages in #854034806551871489?
@azure turtle kudos for the bug report advice. Still hoping it's that. Other users similar problems. Some missing first 2 badges and have just the last which is stange also
?
Выгу выгу выгу

Тутутутуту
#🇷🇺-pyccкий
Btw, did you guys get any cool fungi feature in the main simulation after this? Like after James Webb, you can spot it by earth in the beyond orbit chart.
Как будет выгу выгу выгу по английски?
English only here
go to #🇷🇺-pyccкий
sorry, but this place, you should speak in english only
A esli mne pohyi?
go to #🌐-international at least
bro, I don't understand a thing you say, but go to more appropriate channels pls

