💬-cells-chat

[chrome cargo]

Lol

[frail quest]

I realised, that i shol have touched the phobos twice

()

[chrome cargo]

Rip

[frail quest]

I am

The space without idiot isnt the space

[rich zenith]

I really like this update

[frail quest]

Butt may be they d better do smthng new, i mean just gameplay for this update, but its great enough

Im russian so pls dont beat me for my not good speech

Nevermind

@dense ginkgo u rlly have 17th level?

Oh my

[dense ginkgo]

?

[versed lichen]

yoo whats with the Black hole event

[surreal slate]

made it to singularity in 4 minutes

[somber charm]

Ok

[surreal slate]

how are you so GOOD

[desert pebble]

When is the beyond part two coming out?

[surreal slate]

when it comes out

the devs litetrally just released part one wait a bit

[desert pebble]

ok

[placid solstice]

new rank W

[surreal slate]

scam link

[real zinc]

cool

[vagrant bobcat]

woua after 5 hours of play I have to restart my simulation because of the singularity

[limpid oar]

Will you update the road map?

[chrome cargo]

Lmao

[desert pebble]

it appears that there may be plans to add constellations beyond the zodiacs, is this the case? I was just thinking this since there are constellation boxes beside the main ones

[chrome cargo]

Hmm yes totally almost

[chrome cargo]

There was a constellation contest

So id assume so

[desert pebble]

also how many advancement roles are there now? I’m just seeing more than basic paleontologist and reality expert

[surreal slate]

im making the gemini constellatiion cause thats what i am

[chrome cargo]

Like 5? Idkfs

Lol

[plucky pawn]

Yo where do i report a bug?

Nevermind

[chrome cargo]

Imma just leave this

[desert pebble]

Omg

How

[stable falcon]

It’s so much

[desert pebble]

Agreed

[stable falcon]

Yeah

[fluid mantle]

why did my things not get approved? -.-

[chrome cargo]

Lotsa playing

[vague mural]

@keen carbon ^^^

[keen carbon]

may i ask for long you have been playing the game?

[strange marsh]

I made the first animals on land

[keen carbon]

congrats

[strange marsh]

Thanks

:D

[fluid mantle]

since around February this year

oh waiit you mean the time in the simulation there

yeah my computer time is really weird

i asked for help with that in this server awhile ago

[keen carbon]

tbh this screenshot alone tells the story

[fluid mantle]

yeah thats what i meant

[keen carbon]

100T in a few hours is not a thing

[fluid mantle]

?

[keen carbon]

that strongly indicates cheating

playing with time

[fluid mantle]

so i cheated or something then??

how can you even cheat lmao

[keen carbon]

just change the time on your device, thats the easiest way

[fluid mantle]

wait no dont tell us lol

[fluid mantle]

wait really?

how in the world does that work

like how does that help

and more importantly, how can i prove my innocence?

[keen carbon]

idk what you are trying to tell me tbh
your game time just jumps forward multiple years, and that more then once?

that would be the first time i hear of that even happening once

[fluid mantle]

#🏠-general message

[keen carbon]

yes, that was an issue at like half a year ago

it got fixed by the devs

and i haven't heard of a single instance for months

[fluid mantle]

then I've got no idea why it's like that

but there's nothing i can do about it now

neither can i prove myself innocent either

oh welp its like that sometimes

no need to bother lol

[chrome cargo]

Lol

You wanna know how to be truly good at this game?

[fluid mantle]

grind

[chrome cargo]

That

[fluid mantle]

and play your cards right

[chrome cargo]

But also get these achievements

[fluid mantle]

i have that

[chrome cargo]

Is it in under 90 seconds though

[keen carbon]

it doesnt seem to be a bug connected to the game, as your are the only one reporting that issue
so i would assume the problem is on your end, in that case giving out the roles for clearly not legit achievements is not fair

[chrome cargo]

I meant as in PRE-nerf

[fluid mantle]

my record is around 01:40 or smthing

[chrome cargo]

Lol

I did it in 1:27

[fluid mantle]

yeah agreed

[chrome cargo]

Also nobody has this achievement still

[fluid mantle]

me going around trying to get fancy roles, ending up with no roles instead xD

[chrome cargo]

Lmao

Also bruh

That multiplier

[fluid mantle]

yeah-

[chrome cargo]

11 Tx

Totally normal

[fluid mantle]

x11,093,016,442,939.30

[chrome cargo]

Aka 11 tril

.30

[fluid mantle]

mine is only like 40k or smthing

[chrome cargo]

Idk why but that .30 just makes me giggle

Also yeah

[fluid mantle]

lmao

[chrome cargo]

We need someone to get this

I have nearly EVERYTHING in the game

Yet haven't popped it

[fluid mantle]

this server is so cool and chill compared to many other servers im in

[chrome cargo]

Lmao

[vague mural]

Wouldn't this be the last beyond achiv?

[fluid mantle]

maybe

[chrome cargo]

Idk man

[fluid mantle]

though the fact that a bug made me look like a cheater is not someting very fun

[chrome cargo]

Eeyup

[vague mural]

Happend to me too

[chrome cargo]

But stil

Look at that boost time

[vague mural]

It was bug abusing tho, and I did it a little too many times

[fluid mantle]

wait thats allowed?

[hollow haven]

Didn't you have roles on you previously? I thought the last time I saw you, you had roles.

[chrome cargo]

3 YEARS

[fluid mantle]

i did

[next wasp]

when do you unlock

[chrome cargo]

I dont have my paleontologist role

Which I'm ticked i lost

[fluid mantle]

but they got removed cuz i was accused of cheating

[chrome cargo]

After prestiging TWICE

[fluid mantle]

and theres no proof that im not aswell lmao

[chrome cargo]

Like boi

[vague mural]

There is actually

[chrome cargo]

I worked my butt off for that role lol

102 ranks isn't a small amount of work xD

[hollow haven]

hmmm, may I ask how your first screenshot was 100 trillion then the next screenshot is 200 trillion... Are you saying your game bugged out that much that you jumped a 100 trillion metabits within a day?

[fluid mantle]

wdym

[chrome cargo]

@hollow haven hey sorry to bother ya but could you give me the paleontologist role?

Lol

[hollow haven]

gave it, how did you not have it?

[chrome cargo]

Idfk

Lol

I'm just ticked i didnt

Lol

[hollow haven]

in #🏆-share-your-prestige, you had a screenshot at like 6 AM with 100 trillion, then at 11 AM you had a screenshot with 200 trillion

[chrome cargo]

Thank you hat!

@hollow haven also nice job with pickcrafter id I do say so myself

[fluid mantle]

wait lemme check that 1sec

[hollow haven]

Oh, you saw that I have the PickCrafter Master role or whatever the role is called

[chrome cargo]

I do as well

Lol

[hollow haven]

Yeah, I saw that you have the role too

[chrome cargo]

You played well

[hollow haven]

I wouldn't say I played well tbh

[fluid mantle]

that is true indeed

[chrome cargo]

Ik how hard it is to get

XD

[fluid mantle]

i dont know tbh i mean i just played the beyond between those times

[pseudo furnace]

What are the last 2 achievements?

[fluid mantle]

shark and something else im not sure about

[little halo]

Something else is like click an ape so many times

Its funny

[hollow haven]

check out ||s!secrets|| in #🎭-semblance

[fluid mantle]

oh yeah ape dab

[hollow haven]

[chrome cargo]

Shark and dab

Lol

🦈

[little halo]

👕
👖

Modern boi

Different from others

[hollow haven]

casual dressed monkey

[fluid mantle]

yes

[chrome cargo]

Bruhhh

@hollow haven

Can you answer this

[hollow haven]

I have no clue

[little halo]

Yeah, me too

[chrome cargo]

Bruhhh

[fluid mantle]

oh no my battery

[chrome cargo]

Wtf

[little halo]

At the google play is like 8 secrets

[little halo]

Have a computer?

[chrome cargo]

It's 1 secret

But what the heck is it?

[little halo]

Huh, probably deleted some

[fluid mantle]

im in bed

[chrome cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

I WANNA KNOW

[vague mural]

Did you reach alpha centauri on the beyond

[chrome cargo]

Boi nah

[little halo]

Probably some super secret thing even secreter than the secret achievements that were said to be so secretive, and the fact that its secret means only secret agent people know about the secret

[chrome cargo]

I'm at Saturn still

Lol

[blissful hearth]

Someone can help me?

[vague mural]

oh

[little halo]

Why are you at saturn

[fluid mantle]

im like lvl 4 on the beyond

[blissful hearth]

I dont have the moon in rank 3

[chrome cargo]

@little halo because I was in rhe beta

Thats why

Don't have a normal welcome back have a BEYOND Welcome back

[fluid mantle]

i also was but i didnt keep my progress ;-;

[chrome cargo]

Thats normal

[blissful hearth]

:(

[chrome cargo]

The devs give you 50 cubes

Worth

[fluid mantle]

they did?

nice

[chrome cargo]

Also hey @hollow haven does the early tester thing still exist?

[vague mural]

Could you send a ss of all the task you have

[fluid mantle]

tho i have like 300 cubes already

[hollow haven]

you mean the list for the early beyond testers?

[blissful hearth]

A ss?

[vague mural]

screenshot

[chrome cargo]

@hollow haven I meant the command for semblance

Lol

[blissful hearth]

Ok

[hollow haven]

s!beyond testers

[noble star]

SirH#7157

Credits to our Early Private Beta Testers!

Maxence#6028
SampeDrako#1063
aditya20.0#1610
SirH#7157
iMTV ?!#9864
elias la glaçe#6248
JonesyyBoyy#8247
xKeepSiLenT#3275
Hardik Chavada#0844
C's Stuff#0421
BlackHole-Chan#0273
The Purple One#9049
Ektrom#8320
✨ℭ𝕣𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝 𝔊𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕥 ✨#0164
g4genn#4529
xXTacocubesXx#6012

Thank you Early Private Beta Testers for helping the ComputerLunch team with testing The Beyond! :D

[little halo]

Oh I thought like real life

[chrome cargo]

Lmao

[final glade]

I forgot to save my progress on PC

[chrome cargo]

Thank youuuuu

[final glade]

I can't play on mobile right now smh

[fluid mantle]

F

[final glade]

Last night i reached singularity in 1 hour

[vague mural]

@hollow haven This broken aint it

[hollow haven]

probably

[chrome cargo]

Y'all are weak

Lol

[little halo]

Probably you already make lots of simulations, Last 3 months I ever went to the singularity in 3 minutes

[final glade]

Wtf

[little halo]

You just gotta play a long time... like 1 year

[chrome cargo]

WEAAAAKK

[final glade]

That was quickest singularity

[little halo]

YEAH YEAH WE ALL KNOW

[vague mural]

Cough Cough

[chrome cargo]

Lmaooo

[little halo]

How long yall playing

[chrome cargo]

Probably cheats

[final glade]

I have been playing since September last year

[vague mural]

My 41 s? no lol

[vague mural]

Mid 2019

[final glade]

But i uninstalled it on January this year I think

[autumn schooner]

I finally got to rank 23 of the Mesozoic valley! That took forever!

[chrome cargo]

This

[little halo]

Let me guess... did you restart a lot? prob no

[blissful hearth]

well i think i'll start again😭

[chrome cargo]

Nice. You still got 27 to go

L

[hollow haven]

COUGH COUGH

[final glade]

I restart a lot

[vague mural]

WHA

[little halo]

Weird

[final glade]

Waiting for the celestial update

[autumn schooner]

Definitely cheated lol

[chrome cargo]

Ywah

[little halo]

Yep cuz your hacking-(I know this will get deleted like last time)

[vague mural]

100% Legit lol

[hollow haven]

[final glade]

I used mod apk on the mobile that moment

[autumn schooner]

WHAT?!

[final glade]

[chrome cargo]

There's 50 ranks

[hollow haven]

no way

[little halo]

Heh, I got to ALL the birds

[chrome cargo]

Blegh pathetic just birds?

I got everything.

[little halo]

Also hello fellow Indonesian

[autumn schooner]

Pathetic?? Do you realize how hard I’ve worked to get to this point??

[final glade]

Sí

[little halo]

Do you realized how hard I got to rank 40?

[final glade]

Wait

[chrome cargo]

@autumn schooner eeyup

[little halo]

Ok i dont understand

[final glade]

I forgot the Spanish lesson on Duolingo yesterday

AAAAAAAAA-

[autumn schooner]

You’re only at rank 40? And their are 50v

[little halo]

Duolingo is hunting you rn

[chrome cargo]

Lemme know when you get 100+

K? Thanks.

[little halo]

OOF

[vague mural]

You have a lot to do still

[chrome cargo]

Lmao

[little halo]

No that would take 2 years with endless typing. Not to mention school

[chrome cargo]

I'm nuts not insane

[vague mural]

448 more ranks

[vague mural]

Fair

[autumn schooner]

Duolingo called. He said Spanish or vanish

[chrome cargo]

I aint going for 100% in anything but primary

[vague mural]

Yo this cheated?

[autumn schooner]

Possibly

[chrome cargo]

Nah.

I dont have the cheater icon

Lol

[autumn schooner]

How do you even cheat in this game anyway?

[chrome cargo]

Time warp

[vague mural]

^

[chrome cargo]

You get a giant question mark stuck on your screen

[little halo]

No

[chrome cargo]

And it calls you out

[autumn schooner]

Time warp? Do you mean like using the setting to speed up the time?

[chrome cargo]

Yeah

[autumn schooner]

Did you ever do that?

[little halo]

No not that

The upgrade

[chrome cargo]

Mess with the date and semblance asks if you were gone long or the time continum broke

[little halo]

Wait really? Bru hacker moment

[chrome cargo]

It PERMANENTLY marks your account as cheater

[autumn schooner]

And after a few times it says “the time continuum has been broken”

[chrome cargo]

So don't do it

[little halo]

Ok

I ever did, it did not happen

HMMMMM

or thats an update

[autumn schooner]

Has anyone ever done that?

[chrome cargo]

You cant do it too much

Yeah people have

I'm not gonna though

[little halo]

Yeah me, but before that update

[autumn schooner]

You’re admitting it? On this discord the game owns??

[chrome cargo]

Lmao

[autumn schooner]

You can do that??

Without getting banned??

[chrome cargo]

Idfk

But id say dont jinx it

Lol

[vague mural]

They can see deleted msgs you know

[chrome cargo]

Yeahhh

[autumn schooner]

...

[chrome cargo]

They got logs

Lol

[vague mural]

yup

[final glade]

I escaped from the Duolingo

[autumn schooner]

Well hopefully they never check them

[desert pebble]

lmao

[final glade]

I need help right now

[chrome cargo]

@final glade eith?

[final glade]

He's hunting me

[autumn schooner]

No one can help you

[chrome cargo]

With*

[final glade]

AAAAAAAAA-

[little halo]

Unless if you have a UNO reverse card

[autumn schooner]

You didn’t do your Spanish, now you’re going to vanish

[little halo]

BUY ONE NOW

[chrome cargo]

Lmao

[little halo]

or banish or tarnish

[autumn schooner]

It rhymes, I’m dr suess

[final glade]

Actually it's not my Spanish lesson

[autumn schooner]

Except I’m not racist

[final glade]

It's my Polish lesson

AAAAAAAA

[little halo]

It rhymes, I'm dr Suess
And it kinda makes me a hell of a sus

[final glade]

Im gonna be banished

A

[chrome cargo]

@final glade ok seriously though

Chill

You'll be fine

[little halo]

Why did you download Duolingo in the first place

[desert pebble]

Tagalog or gulag

[autumn schooner]

Wait, do they marked my account as a cheater? Permanently?

[little halo]

Yes Duolingo is kidnapped by me rn

Its fun

[chrome cargo]

EEEEEEEEEEEEYUP

[final glade]

Hello this is warg's ghost speaking, i informed you that Tagalog is not in Duolingo

[autumn schooner]

Oh... i can still complete the game, right?

[chrome cargo]

Just don't do it anymore

[final glade]

Unfortunately

[chrome cargo]

Did you get the ?

At the top of your screen

[final glade]

I wish Tagalog is added in Duolingo

[autumn schooner]

No, whenever I get that I just leave the page then come back and then it’s gone

[chrome cargo]

Lol

[hollow haven]

too late, banned

[chrome cargo]

I dont understand then sorry

[desert pebble]

Imagine admitting to cheating in the discord of the game you’re cheating in while the game is server-access

[vague mural]

👀

[autumn schooner]

I’m sorry, WHAT??

[hollow haven]

[chrome cargo]

I mean.... the ai does have access to your game files

Literally

[desert pebble]

hello your cell to singularity have virus

[chrome cargo]

Thats how I got my rokes

[final glade]

Ofc

The AI breaking the 4th wall

[chrome cargo]

It knows I didn't cheat

Lol

[autumn schooner]

Please don’t, these are basically the only people I talk to

[hollow haven]

my Discord Link API has no access to your save files

[final glade]

The developer must contain the AI better

[chrome cargo]

Now if only Monika wasn't so hot....

Lol

[desert pebble]

@hollow haven can I get sim speedster, reality legend, and shark collector? I’ve earned them all

[little halo]

Jokes on you I dont have the game anymore

[chrome cargo]

@desert pebble they need pictures

Lpl

[final glade]

I wish i could go to another country

[autumn schooner]

@hollow haven so... don’t ban me, I promise I’ll be good

[final glade]

But the ticket is too expensive

[desert pebble]

gracias compadre @hollow haven

[mortal nacelle]

hey guys

[chrome cargo]

@mortal nacelle ello

[mortal nacelle]

is 1:12 a good time for a singulary speedrun

[hollow haven]

show a screenshot of your simulation stats page found in the metabits tab area before I give the reality legend role

[final glade]

@mortal nacelle Hello

[desert pebble]

Is this to prevent photoshop or editing fraud

[mortal nacelle]

is 1:12 a good speed

for singularity

[hollow haven]

I'm not gonna ban you for cheating, I only ban if you're encouraging others to cheat and explaining exploits/hacks.

[little halo]

I mean I only can do 3 minutes

Good for you

[little halo]

Why dont you idk share prestige

[chrome cargo]

Rip

[hollow haven]

the stats page has more details about your game progress so then we can get a more accurate decision on your stats if they're fair or not

[little halo]

Never got that in my life

rip

[chrome cargo]

Lol

[desert pebble]

So like you wouldn’t give it to someone who is on their first or second simulation?

[chrome cargo]

Duh

That's literally impossible to achieve

Lmao

[hollow haven]

Yeah, cause if you have 100 trillion at 1 or 2 simulations, then clearly something fishy is going on

[chrome cargo]

I have 28 if I remember correctly

[desert pebble]

well if u grinded like hell it could theoretically be possible to do on the second wouldn’t it? Get the metabits for a lot of them the first reboot, then buy a lot? Obv it would be entirely unreasonable but isn’t it theoretically possible?

[chrome cargo]

Nope

The snowbal is too small

[hollow haven]

by theoretical, possibly after a hundred years?

actually, less than 100 years, but still years

[desert pebble]

or mad pay to win

[mortal nacelle]

how do you guys get roles

[desert pebble]

ok so what you do is you ping sir hat like 50 times and then you will definitely not be banned

[autumn schooner]

@hollow haven oh, thank god! So I can cheat and y’all will allow me into the community? Cool!

[desert pebble]

#🏆-share-your-prestige whatever roles you’ve earned, prove you’ve earned them here

[hollow haven]

uuuuuh.... please don't cheat

[mortal nacelle]

what now

[desert pebble]

also what you can do is go into transfer save data and follow some instructions and there is a menu for linking discord, follow those instructions and you don’t have to bother sir hat

[manic barn]

what

lol

[mortal nacelle]

guess ill open a new simulation

so you ran a simulation

on a kilobyte

a fucking kilobyte

[desert pebble]

nah man it capacitates the kilobytes it’s different

trust me I’m a computer biologist

[gray steppe]

soooo, the beyond is just a black screen, everything works outside of that, help?

[chrome cargo]

Cant

[gray steppe]

can't...what?

[chrome cargo]

Yes

[gray steppe]

please

[chrome cargo]

Lol

[desert pebble]

basic stuff like close and reopen, check for updates, reboot device, etc

[gray steppe]

guess I'll try rebooting

[desert pebble]

otherwise you might try backing up your data and resetting the app if you’re on mobile

[gray steppe]

nah, win10

[dense ginkgo]

Imagine if dinosaurs can get double Pay out ranks

Just like Planets

[desert pebble]

they have double payout upgrades

the cards

[dense ginkgo]

Ik but what if they had double pay out for each Level (aka when you get mutagen)

[desert pebble]

the planets don’t do that either

they triple

[dense ginkgo]

Well what if they tripled then

[somber charm]

Beuh

metabits= semblance's self produced addictive data

[dense ginkgo]

So metabits are like cocaine for semblance

[somber charm]

Yep

Also did the story log get new entries?

Leaked beyond phase 3

Terraforming update

[severe hawk]

Question, I would assume so, but is paying the 25 Darwinium for the extra research spot in the beyond worth it?

[somber charm]

Yep, i paid 20 because beta tho

[severe hawk]

Yeah I payed for it

[somber charm]

Strangely, the darwinium lab slot data was kept from beta

[severe hawk]

It seems like a worthwhile investment

[somber charm]

So i still have it from my first play

[somber charm]

Good for spamming dwarf star labs + research expeditions (ex, heliosheath/heliopause)

[distant sapphire]

ahem
Is this intended?

[tawdry token]

anyone knows how to fix this?

[dense ginkgo]

Does cells to singularity have a Spotify?

I wanna make a OST

For it

Especially for beyond

[hollow haven]

nope

[mental seal]

😱

[sharp token]

Guys

What does "increase" insert thing here"speed by x2"?

[plucky cloud]

Doubles

[sharp token]

Like slows it down?

Or 2x money

[plucky cloud]

Halves the time

[sharp token]

Aka stardust

Oh

It says INCREASE SPEED

[vast flume]

hello good, does anyone know something about the point that stands out when you place a planet in front of the sun?

[plucky cloud]

Yes, twice the speed means it takes half the time to cycle

[desert pebble]

Pretty sure that’s meant to be lens flare

[plucky cloud]

If it takes 10 seconds to get something, it'll take 5

[desert pebble]

ah no yeah that would be a bug in the rendering

[vast flume]

But should it radiate around or not?

[desert pebble]

for some reason it’s rendering the central point of the sun

[sharp token]

Water all the codes? (pun intended)

[vast flume]

The truth thinking makes more sense about the lens

Although it must be admitted that before it was a perfect circle

[sharp token]

What are all of it pls

[desert pebble]

you see it for all of the planets. It’s just obvious for the sun since it’s part of the box that shows when you look at a planet, and the sun is almost always visible like that

[desert pebble]

#🎭-semblance s!codes

[vast flume]

That's how it was before

[desert pebble]

not a bug as much as it is a “quirk” of how the game works

[vast flume]

Thanks for explaining to me about this strange point hehehe

[desert pebble]

unless I’m mistaken, no bug here

[vast flume]

Good thank you :3

[desert pebble]

your English is pretty good

[vast flume]

Thanks

[little halo]

Dude... thats Terra Gens

[plain sentinel]

I discovered what it means

[desert pebble]

dude it’s beyond phase 3

[little halo]

Heh, im at beyond phase 4

[desert pebble]

so you can confirm that you saw it

I saw it too I’m also at 4

[plain sentinel]

I’m at phase 1000

[desert pebble]

kilo chad over here

[plain sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[fierce pike]

Doesn’t it mean strange space anomaly

[plain sentinel]

Nope

It means “welcome to the beyond”

[fierce pike]

Ohhhhh

[distant hemlock]

I think it's just been a little...

[fierce pike]

Holy crap

Thats alot of boost

[plain sentinel]

300T with 300M per second in just 1 day?
sus

[rustic heath]

did you stop leveling lower planet cards?

for beyond

[fierce pike]

Yes

[rustic heath]

it is slow as fuck

[fierce pike]

Also always have a dark-mater mission going

[hard bolt]

whats the meta for the beyond?

best constellation order? stuck on rank 4 and considering the gas giant

[fierce pike]

I would recommend just getting the gas giant for rn and buying a lot of vesta or ceres (whichever you prefer)

[lost thorn]

Why you me has same pfp

[hard bolt]

is there a meta like saving/earning dark matter, like how in the mesazoic, you gotta save the shit out of those points?

[lost thorn]

it's verry suspicious that
That is my former pfp
It's zoomed in

And he has my pfp

[fierce pike]

For dark matter just always have a 15 minute mission going

[lost thorn]

very suspect

Sus

[desert pebble]

how do you get reality legend

[fierce pike]

Get 100 trillion meta bits

[desert pebble]

really?

[fierce pike]

Yep

[desert pebble]

that's it?

[hard bolt]

whats reality legend, achievement?

[fierce pike]

Idk about the achievement

I know how to get the role tho

[desert pebble]

halfway to 100t metabits

[rustic heath]

I wonder what is the highest rank that someone achived so far

[fierce pike]

Idk im barely on 6

[rustic heath]

yeah really slow compared to dino

[desert pebble]

how do you get sonic speedster of simulations

[fierce pike]

I personally think it is faster

[fierce pike]

Get singularity in under 120 seconds (2 min)

[desert pebble]

oh damnit

i'm 18 seconds off from that

[fierce pike]

What rank in dino are you?

[desert pebble]

10

cuz i just started investing time into it

[fierce pike]

Nice

[desert pebble]

what rank are you in dino?

[fierce pike]

34

[desert pebble]

nice

that's pretty gangsta

[rustic heath]

people say don't invest in giode till lvl 50

but it is getting hard

[fierce pike]

Ya

I spent like 140 darwinium on the beyond

In 2 hours

[desert pebble]

gonna cry

[fierce pike]

Why

[desert pebble]

how do you make the metabits get in wallet

😭

[fierce pike]

?

[hard bolt]

how many levels are there in beyond? and is there a prestige/like function?

[desert pebble]

how do you get lots of metabits

[desert pebble]

Do you have feliformes?

yes

i have them

[desert pebble]

then wait

[fierce pike]

What about the meta bit upgrades

[desert pebble]

all of them

[fierce pike]

Ok

[hard bolt]

all the feli form upgrades too?

[desert pebble]

i have all of them

only 4.30m metabits per sec 😭

[fierce pike]

When was the last time you reset the sim?

[desert pebble]

i dunno

57 hours

[fierce pike]

How many bits have you gotten since then

[desert pebble]

i had only 100b at the last reset

now i'm at 49t

[fierce pike]

Then do a reset

You get a massive multiplayer

[desert pebble]

oh okay

does that reset beyond or no

[fierce pike]

Just main sim

[desert pebble]

okay

uhh

[fierce pike]

?

[desert pebble]

how do you get back to main sim from beyond

[fierce pike]

Click on the planet in the top right

Or tap

[desert pebble]

where?

[fierce pike]

Send screenshot

[desert pebble]

game on crack?

what do i do 😭

you know the button on the top left of your keyboard

try that

lmfao when you program your game to trap your players

goddamnit

😭

beyond is so mean to me

[fierce pike]

Try alt f4 ing to fix it (after you save)

[desert pebble]

@desert pebble why do you want reality expert

you would be downgrading

really?

oh shit i didn't read 😭

lol

let's go

[fierce pike]

Yep

There you go

[desert pebble]

game crashed i think

😐

[desert pebble]

lmao

[fierce pike]

No he has the lowest rn how would he be downgrading

[rustic heath]

im guessing increase celestial body speed is the best to invest in constellations since it affects everything?

[desert pebble]

fart burger sandwich

which is better explorer or expert

[fierce pike]

Yes

[fierce pike]

Expert

[desert pebble]

mb Im still kinda used to it just being expert and that’s it

[fierce pike]

Ohhhh

I get that

[desert pebble]

can i have expert 😭

yessss

thx

read dipper goes to taco bell

[fierce pike]

The highest is legend

[desert pebble]

I hab legen

because I’m basically Carl Sagan yknow?

[fierce pike]

Lol

[desert pebble]

actually I’m his son neil degrasse Tyson but don’t tell anyone 🤫

[fierce pike]

I wont

[desert pebble]

why are you crying little one

oh god this does not fit well on discord

[fierce pike]

It is sad?

[desert pebble]

XD

[fierce pike]

I have a question but can i ask it in dms?

[desert pebble]

isn't carl sagan dead

you take that back

i farted and poopsie 💩

carl sagan gave berth to carl marx

does anyone here play mw2

my bank account does not agree with paying $60 for a game that’s been out almost as long as I have

Actually it’s been out way less than that but w/e

download iw4x

woah that sounds like illegal or something

it's not

iw4x comes with a download for the core parts of mw2 multiplayer so that you can play the game

if it was illegal it would've been shut down ages ago

[rustic heath]

So what happens after lvl 50 dino?

[desert pebble]

uh

you dooky yourself

[fierce pike]

You prestige

[rustic heath]

And i go from 1-50 again?

[fierce pike]

Yep

[rustic heath]

is it faster at last lol?

[fierce pike]

Idk

[willow bramble]

yes

[desert pebble]

yes

[willow bramble]

But you need 9 more pretiges to max the mv

[rustic heath]

and is the number of prestiges unlimited?

[fierce pike]

10

[rustic heath]

holy shit

[fierce pike]

Ya

[desert pebble]

what is dark matter

[fierce pike]

The beyond version of dna

[desert pebble]

can i tell u something cool

[rustic heath]

i was saving to get some diamond geodes, i should only buy them at stage 50?

even if i prestige

[desert pebble]

i'm a fart

[fierce pike]

Nice

[willow bramble]

It's up to you, but I buy it anywhere from 30-50 ranks to get rare and epic cards

[desert pebble]

what if i buy all the diamond geodes?

[willow bramble]

You can buy diamond geodes as much as you want

[desert pebble]

my frikin big toe fell off

[glacial quarry]

How do I unlock the last one, Black Swan? 🤔

Or is it not there in game anymore...?

[plush kraken]

Guys I have a question for Beyond, who can help?

[desert pebble]

what

[rustic heath]

After i prestige in dino do i keep darwinium?

After 50 i mean

[desert pebble]

yes

doo-doo KaKa

[fair flower]

hi

[vale mulch]

Hi

[fair flower]

does anyone know what the other 2 glasses in the terminus chamber are?

[willow bramble]

i still haven't unlocked them but.... the null nodes... what's their use?

[fair flower]

they're the glasses that will be added in some other update

[vale mulch]

Yea

Were in version 10_03

[desert pebble]

yes or no

[vale mulch]

Yes

[shut plaza]

Unlock all the 8 planets, unlock alpha centauri

[fair flower]

Thanks

[shut plaza]

Np

Its a long journey there

[fair flower]

never mind, i almost finished the first one

[shut plaza]

Lol

[desert pebble]

dookies

yes or no

lol wtf

[shut plaza]

Lmao

Nice downgrade

[desert pebble]

gangsta

it's beautiful

what's your fastest time to singularity

[shut plaza]

Uh

1:58

[desert pebble]

you can do the singularity in under 2 min with less than 1m metabits

so the time should be lowered probably

[foggy wadi]

How do I unlock the beyond

[wanton rover]

a

go to the start

[foggy wadi]

As in end simulation?

[azure turtle]

Click on it

This should send you to bottom near dna

[foggy wadi]

Doesnt seem to work

[azure turtle]

Try manually get to bottom

Near dna should be beyond

[azure turtle]

check if you have newest version

[foggy wadi]

Alright

Thank you for your help

[azure turtle]

np

[river spindle]

will there be prestige(resets) in beyond as in mezo? spoiler your answer

[fickle maple]

I miss the constellations with huge (😝) multipliers 🤧

[flat summit]

lol what

when was that a thing

[willow bramble]

If I remembered it correctly, one of the constellations in the testing were 8x click power super op

[lost thorn]

Simulation sped

[sharp token]

I'm sad

I can't update cells

[frozen pewter]

I'm missing this too.

[unkempt mauve]

How do I raise stardust tap

[desert pebble]

Rare card and pisces constellation

Anybody with beta experience with the higher ranks care to elaborate optimal order of constellations?

[desert pebble]

Yes, scorpio is an obvious first choice, but after that?

[desert pebble]

idk

[prisma fjord]

any constellation i should go for? i have the 3 shortest ones and going for capricorn rn

i need just a few more fragments to get it

[steep fractal]

Oh my god. what was that?

It looked like a NEBULA!

[azure turtle]

Beacuse its nebula, and from nebula a star formed

[steep fractal]

Oh my god! Its creating a star!

A star called. HD187085!

[azure turtle]

👆

[steep fractal]

Another nebula!

Whats inside it!

Oh my god.

Yay! Again

I reached Beyond max!

[fluid mantle]

congrats m8!

[nova elbow]

[desert pebble]

SHEEESHHH

started 1 week ago how'd u rate this progress

[azure turtle]

Good, but dont buy this geode

[pine eagle]

Don't take the geode

[azure turtle]

Wait, you cheated

[desert pebble]

already bought it

[desert pebble]

huh

[desert pebble]

OHHH YEEEE

[azure turtle]

How you explain this

[desert pebble]

ide

idek

[fluid mantle]

ok so i checked now that im on pc again

[desert pebble]

i mean its not illegal and its out there?

[azure turtle]

It's forbidden to cheat

[somber charm]

?

[azure turtle]

(Change time)

[desert pebble]

but its not cheating its a built in thing in my device

why did this reset to lvl 1 when i ranked it up

it does this for everything after rank 4 universe

[desert pebble]

plus go blame the stupid video on youtube that taught me it

[fluid mantle]

oh no not another one

oh wait nvm you tried to cheat lol

[azure turtle]

But you used it on purpose

[fluid mantle]

yeah

[desert pebble]

buts its no jailbreak and its something that built in my device

idk man

[azure turtle]

Me too can do this but I know that forbidden in this game

[desert pebble]

and b4 i didnt cheat i just found it out searching up "the beyond update" on youtube

[fluid mantle]

if you purposefully change your device time to cheat its forbidden

[desert pebble]

oK

shill

i get it

[fluid mantle]

i didnt know that i was cheating cuz my computer thinks that like an hour is a day or something

[desert pebble]

well its just a glitch

[azure turtle]

Yea

[desert pebble]

its kinda the devs fault for not patching it

its been out for a year i think cause the video i watched came out a year ago

just wanted to flex my progress ;-; why'd u guys have to investigators

[azure turtle]

For this you have time flux

[desert pebble]

ik but it costs gems

;-;-;-;-;-;;-;-;-

and im broke

I used 10 fingers and jittered clicked 1 million times on the beyond thing to get 100 darwiniums

no you didnt

[dusky karma]

lmfao
my simulation crashed, amazing thing, I seriously thought for a sec my phone crashed

[desert pebble]

you dont just click 1m times

IDK OK

but i got darwinuim

from pressing it

and i made close to 100

like 9 0 something

[dusky karma]

amazing how u can jus tap everywhere with all fingers and it still counts

[desert pebble]

i zoomed in

Hello?

[dusky karma]

I wish there was an autoclicker

[desert pebble]

i cant download cells to singularity on my 2 dollar laptop from the 1900's ;-;-;-;-;-;-

Yo sheesh i got like 380 trillion metabits from

1 week of playing

[fluid mantle]

no way thats possible

[dusky karma]

Also, I think it's sad that i cannot get these idea things on the.. idk, up from the stone background? like, anywhere up from Bronze Age i cannot get ideas with tapping.

[fluid mantle]

i have like 200T from maybe a year

[desert pebble]

Ok man like im aa..a

A TIME TRAVELLER

[azure turtle]

Beacuse you change your time

[desert pebble]

ye

[desert pebble]

No nonono

Im a time traveeler

yyeyeyeyeyeyeyee

time traveller

i travelled to 2006

[dusky karma]

oof... i don't think anyone believes it

[desert pebble]

2026

[desert pebble]

bro u dont get it

;-;

[dusky karma]

Am not boi

[desert pebble]

Lol

[dusky karma]

aaand I am furry B)

[desert pebble]

i played cells to singularity 2 years ago

And they now JUSt realised the beyond

also i couldnt get back my b4 progress

2026 feels gooodddd @azure turtle

[dusky karma]

I installed it a few months ago, played a bit, but then kinda forgot about it until today, played it for 4h straight, came from the cell up to the first crash of the simulation

I feel like I got so far in 4h B)

[desert pebble]

i waited

2 years

for this update

[fluid mantle]

Thats good progress!

[desert pebble]

B)

[dusky karma]

yee, but like, so far in jus 4h? that's a m a z I n g

[desert pebble]

whats

"so far"

[dusky karma]

r e a d I t

[fluid mantle]

getting to singularity in 4h

[desert pebble]

ohhhhhhh

Oh

i got in under 2 minutes

[dusky karma]

yeeh

[desert pebble]

Without cheats

[azure turtle]

Stop lying

[desert pebble]

even with cheats its still the same

[dusky karma]

yea ofc ¬.¬

[desert pebble]

cause the bots still as slow as usual

[fluid mantle]

the first time it took me like 10h

[desert pebble]

not even capping

[desert pebble]

took me 2 hrs

cause i played the game b4

so i remember some of it

[fluid mantle]

you dont even have nanobots your first playthrough/simulation

[desert pebble]

and i would go looking for asteroids

and pressing the heck ou

[desert pebble]

No like my record

[fluid mantle]

oh

[desert pebble]

its something under 2 minutes

i have the achievement for it

[fluid mantle]

my record is like 1:40

[azure turtle]

My is 1:36

[desert pebble]

i might try to set a record

and screenshot it

[dusky karma]

I jus try to buy every thing there is before I buy the next... Level I'd say

[desert pebble]

how u get such pro roles

[dusky karma]

be pro

B)

[desert pebble]

but i already cheated so sad

[azure turtle]

I just play, and don't cheat

[desert pebble]

im just trying to get a role ;-;

[azure turtle]

You can't beacuse you cheated

[desert pebble]

i didnt know it was forbidden

Hi evry body

i saw people on yt do it

soooooo

logically i did it too

[dusky karma]

me neither, I didn't even knew thats possible

[desert pebble]

😓skip

can i delete the game and restart

[azure turtle]

If you want to get roles you must delete your all progress and start from begining

[desert pebble]

i just want a role

[dusky karma]

yeaa

same jere

here*

[desert pebble]

But i dont know how to do

Oh damn something just warned me

[dusky karma]

me neither

[fluid mantle]

can i if my game is glitched or is that also quote on quote "Forbidden"

[desert pebble]

b4 cheats

[fluid mantle]

i mean i havnt gained any benefits from it

Yo wtf

[azure turtle]

Send screenshot of your progress (not cheated) in #🏆-share-your-prestige

[desert pebble]

thats the only b4 cheats thing i thati screenshotted

[azure turtle]

Hm... Talk with mods, so maybe they will give you roles

[fluid mantle]

yea

tho they removed them from me because they suspected that i was cheating

[desert pebble]

But i dont want to delete my game

[fluid mantle]

which is really understandable

[dusky karma]

idk how to Screenshot my progress, what exactly do I have to Screenshot-?

[desert pebble]

even b4 cheats i grinded so hard

[azure turtle]

Check pinned message in #🏆-share-your-prestige, to know what roles you can have

[fluid mantle]

if youre on steam (aka pc) you can press either F12 or PrtSc to take a screenshot

[dusky karma]

nono, what has to be on the Screenshot? (am on mobile)

[fluid mantle]

oh uh

[fluid mantle]

^^

[azure turtle]

Metabits, your secret archievement, your rank in meso

[dusky karma]

Am rank 6 there

in meso

wdym secret achievement

jus have 3 metabits

[azure turtle]

In archievement on bottom

Now you cant get any role

[dusky karma]

whyyyyyy

or do u mean jus rn

[azure turtle]

When you get more (in meso and metabits) then you will can get roles

[fluid mantle]

yeah

[dusty island]

So is the beyond supposed to unlock things in the tree like mv?

[keen carbon]

not yet, but that is planned for future updates

[cunning raven]

Ok 👍

[dusty island]

Also how do you go about finding the secret achievements with no hints?

[desert pebble]

What should i get mezoic valley to?

[dusty island]

as far as it goes I suppose

[fluid mantle]

at rank 26 you get t-rex which i'm pretty sure is the highest you can go

after that you wont unlock any more dinosaurs

[fading iris]

s!secret in #🎭-semblance

[paper nimbus]

Untrue

It goes up to 50

And then you can prestige

[dense ginkgo]

Hello

[desert pebble]

No value for primary simulation

[dense ginkgo]

Now me and my fellow beta testers
Let’s wait 3 years for Phase 2 beta

[azure turtle]

On 48 you unlock last dinosaur

[dense ginkgo]

Aka the
Gigantosaurus

[azure turtle]

minimum rank 38

[dense ginkgo]

Rank 38 if you want 100% completion for primary simulation

[vale mulch]

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