💬-cells-chat

[hazy kettle]

I was up to the atomic age and had to delete so now im starting again

[plush kraken]

What's the End of the game

[hazy fiber]

i remember when i pronounced makemake as make make

[onyx river]

I beat the game???

[tepid gazelle]

you didn't

[hazy fiber]

research tab be like

[minor saddle]

butt

machine gun go brrrr

[primal rampart]

S!code

[chrome ore]

how rare is the main file going boom boom

[hollow haven]

whenever the devs reset game saves for another round of testing new features, so it may happen every few weeks or so. This only resets the beyond progress though so you shouldn't have to worry about all of your save going poof. But in the case of something breaking, causing your save to completely break, we'd recommend that you use Game Transfer to keep your game backed up every now and then.

[signal saddle]

Doing all the achievements and rank 550 (prestige 10 rank 50) in mesozoic valley

[plush kraken]

[chrome ore]

or i can use another gmail for beyond only ( u dont have to do martian stuff for beyond do u

[hollow haven]

Not sure why you'd use a different email, also, I'm unsure about that.

[chrome ore]

even if theres like a 0.00001 % chancemy main save will get deleted i aint taking riskis

[shadow haven]

Why am I not able to access Beyond even though I'm in the BETA version?

[onyx river]

wait i just noticed

caniform basically made humanoid colonist irrelevant

[modest walrus]

Humans in space is cool and all but

Doggy go bark bark

[maiden mica]

@noble star

[young badger]

Uh. I dont think condyloid joints can move in a circular motion.

At least thats what im being taught lol.

But they can only flex and extend, all the rotation and circumduction comes from the shoulder.

(Correct me if im wrong tho)

[mental seal]

Folks, fresh meat here

Just joined

I thought i had ended the game... i suspect there is more to play 😬

Can someone confirm that to me?

[arctic sky]

I'm unsure...there seem to be things yet for me to uncover when it comes to achievements, but I don't know how to unlock them.

I've "finished the game" like you, where I can't spend any more when I restart the simulation, but the main game and dino game both have achievements left to do

I'm not sure exactly where to find the answers

[ashen mortar]

I suspect both of you ( @mental seal
@arctic sky) have not yet maxed out the Mesozoic Valley (MV). Getting all the achievements from MV takes a bit of time. Also, there are secret achievements (go to #🎭-semblance and type s!secrets). The speedrun achievements are challenging (at least for me).

[smoky flame]

Im new here and that's why I'm asking again for your financial support to tell me when will be the beyond update on mobile

[final vortex]

[smoky flame]

Ok

[onyx river]

wait the simulation speed +x% upgrades are better than the others right

[mental seal]

@ashen mortar thank you for the help!

[brisk fractal]

wow

que avanzados

[surreal slate]

best way to gain metabits?

also, best time to get metabits after first prestige?

[tribal flower]

hi

[fallen island]

I just wanna say when is the beyond coming out I'm not trying to be mean or rush the devs cause Ik how much work they put into this game but wasn't the update supposed to drop last month?

It's kinda weird just seeing other beta testers go throw the new game all the way throw and us just no play it's kinda boring

Waiting for the update

[woeful imp]

Hola gente booonitaaaaaa

Que mal....😟

No hay nadie 😢

[hazy fiber]

rickroll my sister showed me this aaaaaa

[modest grove]

I can't get onto the beyond anymore. Anyone else having this? When on the main simulation, the icon in the corner is split for meso valley and the beyond but I click it and goes straight to meso valley

[steep karma]

Can someone respond to my request to join Beta?

I don't care about the repercussions. When it comes to science, Im all in :)

[peak imp]

What’s this achievement?

[honest ether]

Bird ?

[peak imp]

Oh

[honest ether]

I think it is

I could be wrong

[ancient jasper]

The beyond is coming

[signal saddle]

go to the bottom of the simulation - like near the amino acids and press on the beyond thing 200 times

look at #📓-dev-diary

[primal stump]

ve a #🇪🇸-español

[primal rampart]

Do you know when the solar system in the real, not in beta

[shut plaza]

Terraform Mars Complete

Basically

You get it by terraforming mars

[peak imp]

Oh thanks

[elfin parcel]

In which language is singularity written ?

[azure turtle]

Whole game is originally in English

[elfin parcel]

Programming language

Btw

[azure turtle]

Ohh ... Maybe sirH or aditya will know

[toxic night]

Sup

AHHAHAHA WTH

[hollow haven]

C#

[elfin parcel]

Oh nice

[vague fulcrum]

technically yes, you have the beta with the beyond.

[onyx river]

YUS CLUTCH

[chilly pebble]

Nice

[sly shore]

Whats up

[onyx river]

kind of stuck now 😦 regret spending 42 mil on monotremes

[sharp karma]

Anyone have a slightly accurate time for when the new update for Cell to singularity is?

[onyx river]

is it just me or do you hit a wall at around 1 undecillion of each resource

my meta bit thing only goes up by like 20m per time warp but feliforms cost 5.5b.....

and the upgrades for cetaceans and monotremes are ridiculously expensive also

[normal rune]

focus on spending metas in reality engine, dont hesitate to often reset 😉

[onyx river]

never mind i just got the cetacan upgrades and theyre like insanely op already at duodecillions

UM WHAT

so i reset then time warped a few more times i already bought the entire feliform tree........

also i have upgrades that make mammals 99000% and 75000% better but theyre still not enough to make them significant though 😦

[sharp karma]

@onyx river Mammals so bad even with big upgrades it STILL SUCKS LLOLOLOLOL

[onyx river]

lol

for some reason in early game mammals are op

once you get superhumans and marsupials they become bad

[primal rampart]

S!codes

Use the darwin from the codes to help you

I Spend 30 darwin to unlocked full cetaceans

Then you click to uprade cetaceans

[primal rampart]

You will have too many ddc after a while

[ornate coral]

What is this for

[sharp karma]

HAHAHAHA

This is one of the achievements, do it when you have a time multiplier of x24k

Leftovers

[pliant orchid]

huh

[steep karma]

Is my request to join beta is going to approved or the devs are too busy? :(

[final vortex]

That looks like a potato just with one eye and made in minecraft

[desert pebble]

How do I change devices. On my ios everything is fine but when I want to play on my tablet ( samsung) and use the same email it doesn’t work and starts everything again? I’ve also deleted previous data from a few years ago

[modest grove]

Anyone else struggling getting onto The Beyond? The icon top right is spli but just showing meso valley and blank on the other side. I don't get the option to choose between beyond or valley. Any help?

[signal saddle]

yeah the cetaceans upgrades are really hard to get,but really op

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/810838794890379274/885193574214406184/mysterious.png

[signal saddle]

you need to click on it 200 times

[mental drum]

@sharp karma this is how you can get the achivement at the very bottom

[untold zephyr]

oh god, i just looked at the early access bit again on the store
might need some updating there xD

[vast birch]

Hey bakas

[sharp karma]

@mental drum I have everything upgraded on the main tree (including the birbs, and all that jazz) I have gotten the Singularity at 1:59 seconds (just under 120) I've clicked on Archie, clicked on paradise birb and went to the secret island

Bro ?????

[rustic zephyr]

I'm ahbout to gett relaity expret

[final vortex]

Pro-tip for newcomers:
If you have any questions regarding the game (e.g. how the singularity works, what are metabits, secret achievements and more) you can always go to #🎭-semblance and type s!help. This will give you all of the commands that the bot has which may help you with the game and how to progress.

[ashen mortar]

^ also the fandom wiki is helpful

[quartz gale]

When will the space theme be updated?

[desert pebble]

yo is computerlunch gonna release more metabit upgrades? i've had 79.65 trillion metabits and i still see no upgrades

[keen carbon]

most likely yes but their current focus is on the beyond

[ashen mortar]

Anyone else get the new code to work? (from the live stream?) I see that SirH already added it to semblance, but I don't get any rewards from it in-game

[faint delta]

what was the code? I watched the stream but must have missed that bit

[ashen mortar]

do a s!codes in #🎭-semblance - it's the last one

[ashen mortar]

Hmm.... I tried again and now it works. Maybe you can't use the code from Beyond, only in the main simulation?

[faint delta]

thanks - and yeah it worked for me also

[livid bone]

e

it isn't syncing my progress :(

[sharp karma]

Should I get a gold geode or time warps?

[normal rune]

I've chosen time warps 🙂

[signal saddle]

No way I missed the livestream again 😦

I was literally waiting for it yesterday and for some reason I forgot it was today

And I realised now

[hollow haven]

I'm sorry to hear that, MacaraStar 😔

[waxen dome]

Guys what am I supposed to do. It feels like nothing else is happening in the game

[alpine flint]

At what point are you at?

[random siren]

Well it is what it is

[waxen dome]

I’ve bought all the simulation stuff up to the Martian city, and all of the simulation stuff that makes me restart but now it seems as if there’s nothing else except for the dinos

[coarse urchin]

I've gotten to the point where I'm stuck at Ibex in mammals and need to grind mesozoic for anymore new stuff

I've gotten most species/age achievements too

[ashen mortar]

The dinos are a big something else. Have you prestiged, yet (like a rebirth in MV)?

[arctic tinsel]

Fruitbats be hiding from me

[waxen dome]

I don’t recognize the rebirth mv thing so I guess I need to do that

[ashen mortar]

Get MV to Rank 50 to do a prestige

[sharp karma]

I'm only 40 ;-;

I also need uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a bunch of darwinnium (I got like 300 and used it all on MV) And I get to rank 33 I think

[ashen mortar]

try reading jojo's s!mesoguide in #🎭-semblance

pro-tip: save your mutagen for prestige 10 (as much as you can)

[desert pebble]

hi

[livid bone]

SEMBLANCE PLEASE LINK MEEEEE

[hollow haven]

What's going on?

[vague fulcrum]

YES

[waxen burrow]

Hi. Version 9.43 (non-beta). What does the "+2.06" in the following image represent? I thought it was how much the output per second would be increased with, but apparently not as evidenced by 1 and 2 in the image which shows the increase was 1.79CC (rounded), not 2.06DD. Also when I cycle through the "BUY 1X", "BUY 10X" and so on options and back to "BUY 1X", sometimes the value changes to a much higher one as can be seen in example 3, but still increase is 1.78CC (rounded), not 2.37EE. Another cycle through the options and it'll be back to "+2.06DD". I can reproduce it reliably by cycling through the options 3-4-5 times. Format of units doesn't matter, so I just went with the custom format.

[ashen mortar]

'Tis a bug - it's been popping up for a few weeks now.

[fleet lava]

could you tell me the secret achivements i dont know all

[ashen mortar]

s!secrets in #🎭-semblance

[jaunty jacinth]

i leave this game for so long

[onyx river]

you can get up to mammals lol

[sharp karma]

Ayo??

[compact smelt]

Guys what am I supposed to do next

[azure turtle]

You teraformed mars?

[azure turtle]

Maybe try restart simulation and buy more upgrades

[compact smelt]

Okay thanks

[azure turtle]

And progress more on mesosoic

in*

[compact smelt]

Oof I hate Mesozoic

Anyways thx

[azure turtle]

Read s!mesoguide in #🎭-semblance, maybe this will help you

[onyx river]

how to get more than like ~350 QDc per timewarp

also shouldn't 10^51 be sxdc and not Hdc like the game displays though

[terse mural]

You like to suck

Personally, I don't.

PISYUNU

MEMBER

Suck my pidrilles

[final vortex]

it should be sexdecillion but im pretty sure the developers used the other format since the number sounds sus

[coarse urchin]

Activate windows

[vague fulcrum]

i will

[onyx river]

I'm having a lot of trouble getting any significantly higher entropy production

(last reset was at around 10 trillion metabits)

[coarse urchin]

I gotta wait 25 minutes to get the next Feliform upgrade but the time flux looks real inviting

[fleet sail]

It's like that short term gratification struggle yk

[onyx river]

also

I have almost all the achievements except for a few and....

LITERALLY 6 WHOLE ROWS OF ACHIEVEMENTS MISSING IN THE MIDDLE

what are those....

[azure turtle]

Mesozoic

You need to progress more in meso

[coarse urchin]

I mean

It worked out, can't really complain lol

[onyx river]

oh ok

my meso is rank 8 right now

I spent all the free darwin from the codes on getting to feliforms 😦

[humble elk]

I’m 17 on the valley

Also which mammal tree is fruit bats because they recently added them

[ashen mortar]

oof - that is going to hurt in the long run

[onyx river]

oop

also why is it so hard to get > 30 qDc entropy per second

(idle with x2 boost)

[desert pebble]

Hi

[dense ginkgo]

0-0

I wish there was a way that I can ask someone to bring me back to rank 45

All of my MV progress was just erased

[oblique tundra]

Ya tu sabe

[oblique tundra]

who surpasses me of time

[flat ginkgo]

Como tienes tanto?@oblique tundra

[onyx river]

how do you people get to 50 on mesozoic

im at 10 and its already really slow

[plain sentinel]

Me

[oblique tundra]

Me olvidé que existe el juego

Y ví el juego y me vino recuerdo

[chrome cargo]

It just takes time

It's a hill

It's a hill

It slowly will speed up

[coarse urchin]

Judging from how much time you have to sink in to the mesozoic 15 and 25 animals I'd guess that's a bad thing lol

I spent like ~15 darwin on time fluxes to get to feliforms and then it snowballed hard

[onyx river]

how only 15

I had to spend like 8 for humanoid colonist, 15 more later for martian city and like 30 for cetacean upgrades and feliform

and like 12 more for the final 933QDc upgrade that is unreasonably overpriced

I got complete idea tree in a day and a half and feliform in 3 days because I spammed time warp a lot using the free darwin codes

[coarse urchin]

A lot of ads watched before I transferred to desktop, I'm on 4x another day lmao

Usually what I do is max out the idea tree fully first and then buy 200-300 of every generator I can afford and spam caniforms, cetaceans, monotremes, and feliforms

[onyx river]

o lol

[coarse urchin]

I'm still nowhere close to the 933QDc upgrade though lol

But after this 3.34T metabit reset I think I'll be fine

[onyx river]

I bought the 933 QDc by spamming like 4 timewarps oops

while boosted

[coarse urchin]

I just used my last 2 darwin on a shooting star lol

[onyx river]

o

[coarse urchin]

Unless they add more reality engine upgrades this is gonna be my last one, the 2.51T one

[onyx river]

game: makes the last upgrade mammals 99000% better
mammals: are still irrelevant even after that

[mossy sand]

On mobile wut to do after mesovally 38?

[coarse urchin]

At this point that's my only goal in the main simulation, then I'll have to focus entirely on mesozoic

[onyx river]

oh lol

[coarse urchin]

@lyric violet Mesozoic is really grindy but I think that's the point lol

[onyx river]

but why put the last upgrade as something useless

they should at least make it big enough to put mammals on par with feliforms lol

[coarse urchin]

They need to add an option to convert the percentage increases to multiplier increases, i.e. 100% would be 2x

[coarse urchin]

Are birds better than feliforms?

[onyx river]

there are no birds?

what birds

[coarse urchin]

At mesozoic 25 the glitch fixes

[onyx river]

oh

idk havent gotten that

only at mesozoic 10

[coarse urchin]

I'm at 13 lol

[onyx river]

also I think 10^51 is sexdecillion not hexdecillion

the game says hexdecillion lol

[coarse urchin]

It took me a minute to figure out that QDc is quindecillion I have no idea what that is lmao

[onyx river]

oh lol

[coarse urchin]

Welp

I've already got 1T metabits on simulation 13 lol

Time to start grinding mesozoic

I'm getting 25qdc/s though so by the time I go back I can probably afford that 995QDc upgrade

[onyx river]

is the 25qdc boosted or not

[plush quiver]

Well, anyone knows what this secret achievement is?

It's on the Google Play Games page for C2S

[fierce lion]

What do I do

[primal stump]

nothing for now, it's on development

[vagrant wigeon]

Can someone gimme the link for the beta?

[pliant orchid]

its rank 23

[final vortex]

nitro ended

ultimate pain

[ashen mortar]

Search for beta in discord

[ashen mortar]

lol. My days are numbered as well

[restive dawn]

how can I make it so that my daily mutations on android and pc are the same?

[white rapids]

hmm

a ligit question

where do i find the other uh

whatcha call it?

simulation?

[azure turtle]

You can find the mesozoic a little higher than the fish, it's a rock that you must click 100 times

[white rapids]

no

i have the mesozoic

im talking about the other one

because unless my tab thing is glitched

then there is another one somewhere

and im just to blind to find it

[azure turtle]

You need beta

[white rapids]

ah.

that makes sense

[azure turtle]

And when you have beta its on start

[white rapids]

and how do i get beta?

the million dollar question i sppose

[azure turtle]

S!joinbeta in #🎭-semblance

[white rapids]

hmm

im guessing i have to reset my sim

[fierce lion]

How do I get good in mes Val

[azure turtle]

Why?

[white rapids]

i was looking for something in particular

but it hasnt popped up

so im guessing i just have to reset the sim

[inland dagger]

cool game

does evolution end tho?

[white rapids]

@azure turtle as i said, making sure you actually saw it

[azure turtle]

don't worry i saw it

[spice wave]

Hi there. I just started playing.. is there a no ads in app purchase?

[plain sentinel]

No,they game only has optional adds(to get boosts in your mobile)

[humble elk]

Yeah so basically just entered beta for iOS, do I need like 150 Martian cities to enter the beyond, I’ve already terraformed mars

Oh I’m stupid

[wraith jasper]

Bro reality engine is so awesome

This game is so much more than a clicker game

The glitching effect and the stimulation error devs did a good job

Thumbs up 👍 for the devs

[hidden dock]

Hi

Hello

[wraith jasper]

Hey

[hidden dock]

Ive been keeping the app for years... dpes anyone know wyen they launch the beyond update?

Like literally waiting for years for it

[humble elk]

nope

you can join beta tho

i did that today

[steep karma]

How long should I wait to join beta?

[scenic crag]

are auto clickers allowed

[opaque raven]

Русские?

[hollow haven]

yes

[spice wave]

I'm confused. I have the Dinosaur land, but I don't have any quests to unlock the auto-generation?

I have a tree thing that says "complete missions to discover"

Do I need to hit the asteroid first?

[scenic crag]

You can get them from geodes that you get from quests

[spice wave]

Where do I see the quests though?

[scenic crag]

oh idk is that mobile? i play on pc

[spice wave]

yeah, Android

[final vortex]

asteroid lol

hmm thats an interesting message

[weary radish]

Hmm, yes

[weary radish]

They'll show up in the right side. When you complete all of them there won't be anymore quest. Then you can press the "astroid" button on the top

[spice wave]

Oh, so I probably did them and need to kill the dinosaurs? Got it.

Yep, that was it. Thx Raj

[spare hound]

😩 😩

[desert pebble]

Is the beyond out in the normal version now?

[hollow haven]

no, still in beta

[desert pebble]

Oh ok

And for some reason i cant access the beyond even tho i have the beta and was able to before

[hollow haven]

Have you looked at the bottom of the evolution tree?

[desert pebble]

I think so

[plush kraken]

Anybody knows? How to install Cells of Singularity on PC? :(

[primal stump]

you need to have Steam

https://store.steampowered.com/

do an account and install the game

[plush kraken]

Thanks bro

[untold zephyr]

forgot where i send pics of bugs that aren't beta related

because i checked the get darwinium bit in the meso valley and uh

that

[plush kraken]

Help ..

What should I click

[untold zephyr]

click yes

[plush kraken]

Yes or No

Are u sure

[untold zephyr]

yes

[plush kraken]

Hmmmmm

Alright

[untold zephyr]

that's how steam downloads games and updates

[plush kraken]

Next?

Next or cancel

[untold zephyr]

click next

[plush kraken]

How about this

[untold zephyr]

yes, install

[plush kraken]

Then?

[untold zephyr]

finish

[plush kraken]

Should I remove the check list in "Run Steam" or no

[untold zephyr]

no

just finish

[plush kraken]

Ok bro thanks

What should I do now

When it finished, it just disappeared

[primal stump]

launch steam

[plush kraken]

Where

[primal stump]

look on your desktop

or find it on windows button

[plush kraken]

Ok I found it

Launch steam then?

[primal stump]

one question, how old are you?

[plush kraken]

15

[primal stump]

yes

and make an account

[plush kraken]

Alright

What's this confirm your address

What should I add

...

[primal stump]

your address. Example: London

[plush kraken]

Ohhh

The city?

Should we use like West, East, North, South?

[primal stump]

yes, or if you are from a village, that

[primal stump]

only the name

[plush kraken]

Ok

Thanks

Ok I have verified

Then what should I do

I have logged in

Oh nvm

Tysm for the help you both @primal stump @untold zephyr

Sorry for ping

Again

[untold zephyr]

no problem ^^

[plush kraken]

Btw is this game offline for PC

[opaque raven]

Hi

[plush kraken]

Hello

[opaque raven]

Only Inglis?

Or more language

[primal stump]

this chat is english only

check others text chat for your language. In case you don't find out your language, go to #🌐-international

[primal stump]

if you are russian, go to #🇷🇺-pyccкий

[opaque raven]

Ok

[desert pebble]

Story 1: Archie waiting for new expensive upgrades
"I want more expensive upgrades.", said

"Im very rich but idk what to do with my money." , said ... again

'67 million years later'
» 🐦

🐦 : I need more expensive upgrades, I've been waiting 67 million years!

devs: we added bats!

🐦 : finally..... wait a minute.. THERES ONLY 4 UPGRADES!??!?!!

🐦 : I wish I could time travel to the future :(.

'🐦 finds a time machine'

'🐦 time travels 33 million years into the future'

: h-help me...
🐦 : OMG IS THAT ME FROM THE FUTURE??!! I SHOULD GO BACK!!

'🐦 goes back in time 33 million years'

🐦: oops I forgot to check for updates in the future 🤦‍♂️

'33 million years later'
🐦 »

dev's grand grand grand grand......... kids: we added insects!

: f-finally...

' dies'

end of story hope everyone enjoyed

LOLOLOLOL

story 2 coming soon lol...

hey everyone
how much time did it take to speedrun singularity.. from the beginning! mine was 2 hours and 3 mins

[hollow haven]

from the very beginning with nothing you got to the singularity in 2 hours?

[placid acorn]

Inhuman

[plush quiver]

1.25 minutes

[alpine flint]

They mean it without any reality engine upgrades.

[opaque raven]

There are few Russians, so I will communicate in this chat with the help of an interpreter

How to get a betotester role?

[signal saddle]

I didnt try it, but I think I can get sub 10

I just need to enter the codes fast then spam time fluxes

[normal fog]

Hi

[acoustic chasm]

Hey all. I'm on simulation 4 and it seems to take ages for my metabits to go up. I now need millions of metebits to upgrade but once the sim starts to go slow I'm only at around 100k metabits. Do I keep restarting the sim when I get to this point?

I'm a noob and only been playing for about a week btw

Ps. My all time megabits is 300k, is this normal for my 4th sim or bad 😁

[jolly pecan]

Yeah I'd say once you hit the end of the ideas tree and your metabits start going super slow I'd restart. Every restart boosts your production I believe. I ran into the same problem before.

[ashen mortar]

I don't know if there is a "normal". I recommend leveling up in Mesozoic Valley (MV) a bit - higher ranks help boost metabits. Also read s!metabits in #🎭-semblance

[placid acorn]

Keep playing, every time u restart u will have more metabits

At the start is slow

[acoustic chasm]

Ok thanks guys, my h appreciated. Loving the game btw.

[tropic python]

lmao

[fallen island]

When the beyond coming out (sry I'm a big fan of this game)

[hazy fiber]

soon

[inland dagger]

i have trillions of metabits, nothing more to do, what should i do

maxed the reality engine

i spent money, i have tons of darwinium left

[ripe merlin]

Play the beyond beta

[inland dagger]

i can connect my account to the beta version ?!?

[ripe merlin]

Yes you can, just remember saving it frequently because the beta has bugs, maybe it'll break your data.

[inland dagger]

ok ok

[desert pebble]

yep

[desert pebble]

10 mins?

[ripe merlin]

Any darwinium used?

[desert pebble]

nope

[ripe merlin]

Ok, let me try

[desert pebble]

I don't remember I did it a month ago

[hollow haven]

sounds sus but like I'd know anything about getting 2 hours when I've obtained it in 0.01 seconds 😎 (I obviously did sus actions )

[desert pebble]

ok???

[ripe merlin]

You sussy baka

[desert pebble]

did anyone like my story??

[hollow haven]

it's a funny, not meant to be taken as an actual brag. I don't actually brag about cheating

[desert pebble]

because I'm making one today :)

[hollow haven]

[desert pebble]

Story 2: poop plays cells

[hollow haven]

yes, quite an articulate story you made

[desert pebble]

💩 : finding games on Google play

💩 : ooh this looks cool

💩 : downloads cells

💩 : this game is cool

💩 : I heard there was a beta version

💩 : I will try beating this game

5 days later

💩 : buys singularity

💩 : AHH OMG WHERE IS ALL MY PROGRESS

💩 : this game is too hard

installs other games

devs : HOW DARE YOU

💩 : deletes cells

devs : OMG

devs : reinstall it.. NOWW

💩 : ok ok pls don't hurt me

devs : ew no way I'm not touching you

💩 : deletes game again

💩 : hah nothing u can do now

devs : updates game

💩 : ooh lemme see this update

[inland dagger]

💩 : becomes god and conquer Earth

[desert pebble]

no

💩 : AWESOME UPDATE IM RATING THIS GAME 5 STARS!!

the end... or is it

[inland dagger]

added scenes:

💩 : then becomes god and conquer Earth

[desert pebble]

moral of the story : always like cells.. OR ELSE...

ok sure

[inland dagger]

esle what

[desert pebble]

💩 : muahaha gimme your game

devs : NOOO

💩 : OR ELSE

devs : OK PLS DONT HURT ME

💩 : muahaha I have so much power

💩 : becomes God and conquer earth

💩 : I CAN RESET THIS UNIVERSE

💩 : AND EVERYONE WILL DIE

resets universe

💩 disappeared

the actual end

lolol

[desert pebble]

you will become poop and disappear

[inland dagger]

🍞

[desert pebble]

he actually died

[sharp karma]

I may not have the beta. But it's coming soon.....

[hollow haven]

It's at the bottom of the evolution tree

[graceful lodge]

how do we unlock the sharks?

[ashen mortar]

you just login every day. Period. Look at s!sharks in #🎭-semblance

[graceful lodge]

oh thx

[twilit heron]

Hi

I am mojtaba from Iran and I've been playing this game for a long time now.

However I haven't been able to unlock the reality engine totally

I have unlocked everything in primary and it's 3ranks in mesozoic, however I am still stock in just one branch of reality in reality engine

What should I do?

[alpine flint]

Keep resseting untill you produce enough metabits, as each reset increaces simulation speed.

[keen carbon]

you have to get much further in the mesozoic valley

[twilit heron]

How many ranks do I have to finish?

[keen carbon]

you should at least get to rank 35

minimum

[twilit heron]

Holy Molly!!! You mean I have to finish all the 55 levels 35 times?!!!!

[keen carbon]

oh

no

just once to lvl 35

so you did that already?

then wdym by being stuck on one branch of the reality engine?

can you take a screenshot to explain?

[twilit heron]

Rank 3 means I have finished the 55 levels three times. So I have definitely done that

[twilit heron]

It seems like it's on the maximum

[alpine flint]

In this case i think you just need to wait for the next update, i guess.

[twilit heron]

🙄

[keen carbon]

this is definitely good progress

but there is nothing left to do for now

[twilit heron]

Thanks, but I have been waiting 3 month now!!! Nothing new

[keen carbon]

the next big update has been in testing for a while now

so there is something coming

but dont expect the developers to keep releasing content at the speed of your progress

that would be a bit insane

[lofty matrix]

Any date of release tho?

[onyx river]

I hate how mammals are still bad even after the 99000% upgrade 😭

like all mammals = 1 caniform

and caniforms are still like <0.1% of my production

[plain sentinel]

But Feliforms=99% of my production

[onyx river]

lol yeah

same

[tropic nacelle]

Hey 😁

[formal marsh]

“Hey! ComputerLunch just posted a new Tweet!
https://twitter.com/ComputerLunch/status/1436796744176705536 ” So what is the biggest tech tree?

Cell to Singularity (@ComputerLunch)

Cell To Singularity has about 600 total traits- over 400 on the Main Tree alone! This makes our tech tree one of the biggest in any game.

Which trait node is your favorite? 🤔

Twitter · Sep 11, 2021, 9:00 PM

[carmine oar]

I need to mine a fuck ton of metabits for cats

[humble elk]

I legit got feliforms

Today

And now I’m making like 1qdc per second

[scenic wagon]

How do you get on the beta again

In

[scenic wagon]

It's the frickin birds for me

[pseudo patio]

Whats the current end game?

[humble elk]

for ios or android

[scenic wagon]

androird

android

[slate crater]

Around in the mid sept-octodecillion

[pseudo patio]

I am currently out of research, and have enough megabits to get the last reality engine upgrade. I just need to sit down and farm the dino part of the game for the last 2 animal types.

I noticed something in the evolution tree called "The Beyond" is that released yet?

[slate crater]

It’s in beta

[pseudo patio]

Ahh

So I am pretty much done with the game then.

Until the next patch

[slate crater]

Yea pretty much

[pseudo patio]

Dinos sped up greatly once I got one of those diamond geodes with my darwinium

[slate crater]

Did you max out Mesozoic valley

[pseudo patio]

Almost.

[slate crater]

What are you at right now

[pseudo patio]

30?

[slate crater]

Any prestige levels

[pseudo patio]

prestige levels?

[slate crater]

After rank 50 you can prestige

[pseudo patio]

Oh yuck.

[slate crater]

You lose all your common cards but keep the rares and epic

At max prestige and rank 50 you get a 56x multi to the main simulation

[pseudo patio]

Huh. interesting.

How many is max prestige?

and it feels like it takes too long for each rank anyways, even with time flux speedups.

go to dino, click upgrade, collect geode, repeat 15 more times.

[ripe merlin]

I'm at 2 prestige now and its damn boring, you should just finish mesozoic 1 time then try the beta instead.

Remember to save frequently

[pseudo patio]

save?

[late spindle]

How do i get reality expert?

[slate crater]

Submit a picture of you having over 1 billion metabits

[ripe merlin]

Where do i submit it?

[azure turtle]

#🏆-share-your-prestige

[ripe merlin]

I did

[azure turtle]

Now you must wait

[ripe merlin]

Ah okay

[ripe parcel]

how to unlock the beyond?

[pseudo patio]

How many prestiges are there?

[storm cypress]

infinite

[worthy rover]

I heard there was only 10?

[storm cypress]

I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure it's gone over 10

[keen carbon]

s!joinbeta

[noble star]

Jojoseis#0001

Steps to join beta

Click here for instructions

Called by Jojoseis#0001

[smoky flame]

whats the prestige

[final vortex]

max is 10 unless you use the method

[broken tide]

i am new is there a way to get more money faster

?

[storm cypress]

oh right okay

[untold sequoia]

Hello I think the game is amazing and I have gotten to singularity

And did I say amazing I mean super amazing

[ashen mortar]

Hey Lunch, Genome ideas for C2S:
https://phys.org/news/2021-09-scientists-entire-genomes-personal-minutes.html

[weary radish]

What method

[final vortex]

The SirH method, also known as dev panel

[weary radish]

ok

||console?||

[ashen mortar]

lol

[rocky oyster]

is there a new redeem code?

[winter tulip]

When does beyond come out??

[stoic zodiac]

When it's ready

[ashen mortar]

Or slightly after for non-Steam platforms.

[tiny spire]

New update cam out on mobile

[chilly pebble]

It seems like the only thing that was added

Was the Bats

And 3 trait nodes for mammals

[keen slate]

Guys

What's up with mesozoic valley button

[hollow haven]

Look at the bottom of the evolution tree

[chilly pebble]

Bottom?

[hollow haven]

yes?

[chilly pebble]

Is it at the bottom in the beta?

For non-beta shouldn't it be at the top.

[hollow haven]

yes

[chilly pebble]

I see then

[chilly pebble]

It's a placeholder for when The Beyond is added, currently you can access The Beyond if you are apart of the beta at the bottom of the evolution tree, if you are not apart of the beta you will have to wait

[rugged magnet]

hello

[rocky oyster]

how to open this?

[ripe merlin]

beta

[rocky oyster]

how to get beta version?

[keen carbon]

s!joinbeta

[noble star]

Jojoseis#0001

Steps to join beta

Click here for instructions

Called by Jojoseis#0001

[keen carbon]

follow this

[rocky oyster]

ok thank you

[rocky oyster]

how long does it take to receive this?

[placid acorn]

If u r using pc use the code

I think it is: iwantbeyondnow

[rocky oyster]

i use cell phone

[placid acorn]

Aaa so idk

[ripe merlin]

2 weeks, as they said

[craggy sequoia]

E

So after along time i reinstalled cells to singularity and got everything back, do i have to restart the simulation to get the new updates?

[ripe merlin]

f*ck

i just prestiged and know that i have to capture t-rex to get role

[hazy fiber]

ok

[late spindle]

I have more than a billion metabits and i dont have reality expert i dont have the t rex and i have paleontologist

[hollow haven]

If you prestiged, just show that you prestiged and we'll still give you the role since we'll know that you have reached the t-rex

oh wait, nvm, saw the screenshots

[opaque raven]

how to get the betotester role on this server?

[late spindle]

Send a screenshot of a text that will appear at the bottom of your screen when you enable beta

[opaque raven]

OK a second

If you need to send something that is connected to Google account, I will send it now and if not, can I explain a little?

Can you explain it?*

Account collection

[rocky oyster]

yes

[opaque raven]

How to unblock this?

And I realized this is not on a mobile phone

[rocky oyster]

beta

s!joinbeta

s!joinbeta

[rocky oyster]

s!joinbeta

[opaque raven]

В режиме съёмки плезеозавра если провести камеру в камни вода исчезнет

[languid yacht]

hmm

In the plesaurus shooting mode, if you hold the camera into the stones, the water will disappear

hmm

[tiny spire]

Cutie

[steep karma]

Это обычная проблема с программным обеспечением. Когда ваш вид установлен на всю местность, края устанавливаются в определенных размерах. При увеличении ближний край оказывается слишком далеко, поэтому объект рядом с камерами (озеро) исчезает.

[potent smelt]

I’m in the Iron Age

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[wicked rune]

Hi

I thought this game is dead

[hollow haven]

Well, as you can see, we're very alive :D

[wicked rune]

😅

[cedar hatch]

Um define alive

[hollow haven]

The state of an active community, me talking to you right now, and the said game still growing and receiving updates.

[cedar hatch]

Ah ok 👍

[placid acorn]

Guys, how i get the last one?

[night void]

To get it. You may need to get the last one

[stoic zodiac]

I think you're right

[night void]

im in the prestige 1 and rank 20

[shadow whale]

Hello everyone, I just started playing a few days ago and it seems like progression has really slowed down. I'm able to start a new simulation about once a day now and it just feels really slow. Is this typical? I'm happy to share screenshots or whatever is helpful.

Also, in Mesozoic, is it worth collecting all the Geodes or just rank up when the asteroid is available?

[sharp karma]

I just realized that Cell to singularity might have tricked us with rocks

[final vortex]

only now?

[sharp karma]

;-;

[final vortex]

the rock update is a cool idea

[sharp karma]

Probably coming with the beyond, disappointed ngl

[final vortex]

but it doesnt really fit the theme of the game

[sharp karma]

I want something else to do other than bats.

[final vortex]

since the games theme is 'evolution'

[final vortex]

I mean, they might add more mammal forks, which I can't think of since I'm no biologist, but something like hyenas (or maybe even farm animals) would be really cool

[sharp karma]

Probs make the bat something to unlock from Medo Vally? Like rank 42 or something

[onyx river]

is it intentional how buying all the reality engine upgrades makes the "reality engine" multiplier end in .69

[sharp karma]

And make it so the bat actually gives you entropy

[final vortex]

Haha funny number go brrr

[onyx river]

why is mesozoic so slow 😭

still only rank 12

sad how having 18 trillion metabits doesnt speed up mesozoic 😦

[sharp karma]

Bro

[onyx river]

also don't get tricked by the 933 Qdc final upgrade, its completely useless

[sharp karma]

I do it anyways since I have nothing else to do

[onyx river]

i spent like 12 darwin just time warping like 250 Qdc each time to get to that

[final vortex]

There is so much that is possible to add in the game

1. Plants.
2. Bugs. (Not computer bugs.)
3. Farm animals.
4. More types of cold blooded creatures, like frogs or salamanders.
5. Massive MV expansion, like adding tons of new dinosaurs
6. Cells (Amoeba, that one organism that produces its food from photosynthesis, and more I can't think of right now)
7. Human space exploration (Venus, Mars colonies, Titan settlement, Earthlike exoplanet exploration, rocket science) (That's literally beyond phase 2 but sure)

[sharp karma]

I only have 1 shark and I'm getting close to 2 sharks, but I need like six

[final vortex]

Why don't you get the reality expert role? That's a good idea, right?

[final vortex]

You too!

[onyx river]

wait do you post it in #🏆-share-your-prestige

[final vortex]

yes

i'm not sure if semblance has the ability to add roles with discord sync yet, but that's 100% coming

[sharp karma]

@final vortex How do you get it?????

[final vortex]

^

post your precious metabits

just with the side menu open in the reality engine

[chilly pebble]

Yes shark week is a good time sink

[final vortex]

since i don't think it will be approved

[chilly pebble]

[sharp karma]

Tada

Now what

[final vortex]

wait for a mod guy to add the role

[onyx river]

how do people get to whatever 1000 Hdc is

[final vortex]

this might take a while

[sharp karma]

Idk

[final vortex]

you mean entropy or metabits?

[onyx river]

entropy

[final vortex]

oh

[onyx river]

I only get like 500 Qdc per time warp while boosted and its really hard to significantly increase production

[final vortex]

i have 100 Odc

[sharp karma]

Do like 80 time warps every simulation, and keep resetting (it takes time)

@final vortex Show

[final vortex]

Okay

wait lemme launch game

steam takes a while to load AAAAAAAAAA

[sharp karma]

Sorta like the multiplier increase

[onyx river]

wait is there a building thats better than Feliforms

[sharp karma]

*This

[onyx river]

is that what im missing

[final vortex]

nope

if you have the bats you have finished the game

(besides the MV, i guess)

[onyx river]

o

[sharp karma]

It's my 31st simylation

*Simulation

That's why

[onyx river]

I bought the 933Qdc one on a previous simulation

[chilly pebble]

Those bat traits, mammal traits ig hardly do anything

[final vortex]

Haven't been in the game for 2 months

[chilly pebble]

But they they are pretty easy to get

[final vortex]

Anyways...

(I lied about the Odc lol)

But close

[chilly pebble]

Quite

[final vortex]

I actually didn't know I only have 2 Sdc lol i expected more

[chilly pebble]

148t metabits is impressive in its own right

[final vortex]

oh, that was acquired before the metabit algorithm nerf

[onyx river]

wait is Sdc = 1000 Hdc

[chilly pebble]

I'm sitting on like 55.8-56t rn, and slowly going through MV

[final vortex]

ye

i have actually been playing for ~2.5 years now

[onyx river]

I have like 6.68 Hdc all time

[final vortex]

before the mesozoic valley existed

[onyx river]

been playing for like 2 weeks lol

[chilly pebble]

How much IGT?

[final vortex]

400 hrs

[chilly pebble]

Damn

[chilly pebble]

Dedication

[final vortex]

Yeah lol

[onyx river]

is 1 Hdc -> 1000 Hdc really hard to do

[chilly pebble]

I'm in 27hr 40min

[final vortex]

#📢-announcements message

This is the update I remember the most

[final vortex]

Since I liked the +50 upgrades that have been added

(Those upgrades are those ones where you reach 50 or 100 and you unlock them)

Although I was playing earlier by like 2 months

[sharp karma]

UH oh

[final vortex]

But I can't remember the date since bruhh broken head

[chilly pebble]

I first downloaded the game a few months after it came out then dropped it lmao, just recently started playing off and on the past 2 or 3 months

[sharp karma]

What about the Reailty Expert, how many metabits do you need?

My all time is 21tril

[final vortex]

100M or something like that

[onyx river]

Lol i remember the early game where i had to wait like an hour for the estrus upgrade thats mammals +200%

but after that it got faster

[final vortex]

I remember when the MV had only 32 levels and you needed 400 brachiosaurus to get to the next level but the max i ever got was like 150

[onyx river]

oof

[chilly pebble]

Damn

[final vortex]

i remember someone managed to exploit the fossils and got past that

but when he completed the level the next levels didnt have any quests and you couldve just asteroid instantly

[sharp karma]

Also

Rank 45 baby

[onyx river]

mammals were actually good in early game like up until you get humanoid colonist

[final vortex]

also the MV was like WAYYY faster before

[onyx river]

what how

im only on rank 12 😭

[sharp karma]

About like 500 darwinnium cubes

[final vortex]

they slowed it down because it took no time to reach rank 32

since i think i got 32 in like 2 days

[onyx river]

wait is what i do in mesozoic optimal

like

once i can asteroid I complete as many of the missions as I can with the money I have left

then asteroid

[final vortex]

and then when they released the 'part 2' of the MV (I like calling that the update where they added prestiges and dinosaurs higher than the Iguanodon) it slowed down a lot

[chilly pebble]

What

[final vortex]

since beating the game so quickly was pretty uncool imo

[chilly pebble]

Well that was removed for some reason but idk what would have been the blacklisted word...

[final vortex]

What was that

(Oh wait you cant say that)

[onyx river]

how fast can you singularity (like the first time, not after ascending)

[final vortex]

Can you send the message in DMs?

WHAT

did you get muted

send the exact thing you said in DMs

im gonna review it and if it's 'innocent' ima report to sirh for potential error in the code

[sharp karma]

Anyone know what the last Dino is?

[final vortex]

its the ||giganotosaurus||

you will get it in like ~rank 48

[sharp karma]

When you can get a geode but you have to get other stuff first

[final vortex]

yeah thats annoying

[sharp karma]

Sadly I have like no more achievements for darwinnium cubes except sharks, and I think I've used up all the codes

[potent smelt]

Mine is Thai language

[final vortex]

the achievements for 250 of each generator gives 1 darwin, but at this point you've probably completed those.

try getting the daily rewards

[potent smelt]

Yes you’re right

[sharp karma]

K

[potent smelt]

I got some of them

[onyx river]

*225 for martian factory and 200 for martian city

[final vortex]

bruhh

8.7k hours

[sharp karma]

Tomorrow I get 10 darwinnium, I alr have 2 so I'll get 4 time warps

[final vortex]

oh

[potent smelt]

We we we we rock you

[final vortex]

i always forget about that update

[potent smelt]

Yes

Ok

[final vortex]

it was made since in 2018-2019 getting 250 cities was impossible

although its pretty easy now atleast for me

[potent smelt]

Oh no

[sharp karma]

Bruh

[potent smelt]

Bruh

[final vortex]

Bruh

[sharp karma]

I have no idea how I got 200 lol

I upgraded it as much as I could with Ddc I think

[potent smelt]

Falcon 9

Was Launch before

[sharp karma]

Ayo...?

[final vortex]

Saying random things apparently is a sort of humor now, so i guess you're funny?

[potent smelt]

No I am not funny

[cedar hatch]

Frog

[final vortex]

phrog

[cedar hatch]

Froog

[sharp karma]

Phroj

[potent smelt]

Phrog

[cedar hatch]

Toad

[potent smelt]

Frog that dance

[final vortex]

Oh yeah, you reminded me that i should watch konosuba

Thanks

[cedar hatch]

?

[potent smelt]

No problem

[final vortex]

In the anime they fight giant toads

[cedar hatch]

WTF

[final vortex]

And you saying 'toad' instantly gave me the flashback

[cedar hatch]

Yeah?

[potent smelt]

iMTV it is not like that

[normal fog]

Kkkkkkkkkk

[potent smelt]

Any one here?

[final vortex]

im doing school stuff rn

[potent smelt]

Lol

[final vortex]

so annoying that i have to learn a piece of text at the start of the year

HS impressions so far

[normal fog]

[potent smelt]

HS impressions so far

[normal fog]

[final vortex]

What is happening with this chat

I am confused

[potent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/lolol-lol-funny-laughing-hahaha-gif-17418747

Lol so funny

[potent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/lolol-lol-funny-laughing-hahaha-gif-17418747

Lol soooooooooooooo funny 😆 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yeah?

D4csdd

https://tenor.com/view/lolol-lol-funny-laughing-hahaha-gif-17418747

Sorry

[sharp karma]

I left for like 5 mins

[keen carbon]

@potent smelt stop that please

[potent smelt]

Ok

@keen carbon ok

[ripe merlin]

Just realize

I lost my 11 days streak login

Cause of changing to beta version on PC

[final vortex]

f

[final vortex]

With great power comes great responsibility great losses

[desert pebble]

Story 3: guy hates cells

👨‍🦰 : ugh I hate this game it's so hard!!

devs : what did u just say >:(

👨‍🦰 : I said I hate this game, I'm uninstalling it

devs : DONT, or else...

👨‍🦰 : or else what, I'm in Antarctica haha

devs : nvm, nothing I can do now

: OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!

devs : HAHA, I hacked u

: NOOOO

: wait how??

devs : ok I'll tell u but don't tell monke.. plss

: ok

Guy secretly calls monke to come

Monke comes

: hey what's u-

: SHHH

: oh ok

devs : who was that

: uhh it was just me

devs : oh ok

devs : I hacked u by changing your password to singularity2021

: >:O

devs : uhh monke why are u here

: kicks devs , in their faces

: oww why mee

: you should be grateful of this game

: no I hate it, cries home

devs : sorry monke

: go home, I don't want to see ur face

devs : cries home

364 days later

: I unhacked ur account

👨‍🦰 : thanks

👨‍🦰 : but I still hate cells

: >:(

: bruh

The End

who just liked it

why is discord being so laggy

[molten belfry]

Someone knows how to acess the mammals kingdom?

[final vortex]

buy the generator with metabits

there should be a green glitchy thing

[molten belfry]

ok

[final vortex]

the left to eutherians somewhere

[molten belfry]

why is this dinossaur trying to do the pog? insert pog emote thing cuz i have no nitr

[elfin parcel]

[safe thorn]

[past geyser]

I got this far so far.

[knotty birch]

[sharp karma]

When the

[tiny spire]

69 nice

[pliant orchid]

had a lot of times

[sullen sluice]

Man that glitch cracks me up, the plesiosaurs decided to drink all the water and fly

[grim smelt]

so i seem to of hit a wall

ive unlocked to martian city, and the top animal i have is Feliform but i cant seem to progress past that

ive maxed the reality engine, now what?

[plain sentinel]

You need to wait

[grim smelt]

for?