#💬-cells-chat
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING BITCHES
american hdays , did you get the turkey ready
nice
Who the fuck was making polish subtitles??
Happy Thanksgiving🦃
Thanksgiving is another excuse for us Americans to eat more
what hday excuse to drink more ?
Idk just being Irish
Stpatrick ?
yea same
Just a bunch of wine and other alcohols
mhm
you cant get drunk by drinking water [americanbeer]
water flavor beer
yea its very watery
Ah yes, beer water
or that moonshine made in the forest on discovery channel
Person who made polish subs in this game was drunk while doing it
they make legal moonshine
its pretty good
apple cider moonshine is good
& they make cherry 'shine too
I don't drink much
There's quite a lot of grammar errors on polish subtitles in this game
neither do i tbh
moscato is tastey
Prosecco is nice
heyy
yo
owo found lunch's game path in the game
nice
Hey wassap
...
Is the beyond available in beta now?
no
Just wanted to show my appreciation for the game so far. Played it on mobile and I really liked the progression and sim resetting feature.
ye same
when you gonna add scarfs?
Fortnitw
How to see my stats pls
Кликер рот ебал)
Am I allowed to share screenshots from dino beta?
In #💬-beta-chat
Ok
This game is going to give me the truth about the egg or the hen ;o
- Egg, 2) Dinosaurs
Spoiled :x
Ill send a message to Cellbeta what should I write?
Yeet
i love this game
hi 😄
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hello.
I'm a still a bot at cells
Plz help me get better
I shouldn't of hit the singularity button
when is the beyond update releasing?
Am I missing something or is the step from human to cyborg and from rover to human evolution just a bottleneck that takes forever? 😅
yupp
Alright 😪
How do you get to the statistics page on IPhone version?
Greetings everyone from southern California.. I stumbled upon this amazing app.. Lol, I would say it's the logical progression of my search for all things science but in the end it's a bit of luck ✌️
Northern Texas here
I lived in Tyler TX for a while 😅
WHEN WILL THE GREAT BEYOND ARRIVE!?
Just finished playing, my review? tapping: the game
👌 10/10 IGN 👌
Would play again.
yea its fun
I found it too easy really, not really fun if you ask me. There is no sense in pogression; nothing feels earned you know?-
It's not that the game is bad, it's not, it's in the gameplay where it gets weird.
Well for me, at least.
anything after you teraform mars?
Anybody know for to get to the dinosaur branch???
Hello random peoples
yo
yo
I just downloaded this today, how far does the progression go?
I really just want to hang out in my little fish tank :/
I guess I'll keep tapping away
Meta upgrades?
Mmmk
Biop
Boop
Boop
meow
Any advice for a noob anyone ?
Dinosaurs are lots of fun so far
@desert pebble 😆 think I got this
But like howto spend your entropy efficiently at the beginning
I would suggest buying research or whatever it’s called if you’re able to before buying more of the the upgrade that you can buy an infinite amount of times
Ok
I have no idea how far the game goes...
I just evolved the first lizard typz of thing
It goes to mars in one direction and another direction goes to artificial intelligence which will have singularity that will make your game restart at first, but will allow you to go farther than singularity after it restarts/prestiges the first time
is there a way to get to dino from play store? or its not updated yet?
Dm @ Cells Beta#2166
When is the beyond expected to be released?
Hi, What must we do when we are made to singularity ?
- You restart simulation (big red button)
- Don’t ping the dev for in game questions, you’ve got the community (like me), to help or the council who you don’t ping either, but they might respond if you just text in here, no pinging
@prisma kestrel
Okay, it's heard thank you very much and have a nice day or evening 👌
You’re welcome and have a nice day as well
Should i reboot
Or wait a little bit longer
My idea produce so slowly now
but my metabit still produce fast
Yes but in the search free, I can not buy the elements.
I would let the metabit produce up to at least 45k
I have yet 10 metabits

Okok
I would restart. It'll be pretty quick to get back to the point you're at, but making even more
I have already started again but I have no production metabits yet, so I will wait until the end.
🤔
Как вам игра?
is it cheating to use an auto clicker?
If I delete save file will the boosts and darwinium carry over?
Okay, thanks!
Because my dose not carry over
oh no what have i done
I like incremental clickers, they're fun. The math is amazing.
Yet the major flaw with most offline incremental clickers is that manipulating my device's internal clock allows me to jump ahead. There's no redundancies or checks against this.
I installed the game a few days ago, just spent the last 20 mins changing my internal device time and jumped way ahead as you can see in the SS.
Kinda takes the fun outta it that it can be done.
There's no point in buying any of the IAPs. Atleast I don't see any players buying IAPs when they know they can just change their clock and progress.
Thoughts?
545m metabits lmao low
In 20 minutes by simply changing the time on my device? Sure. 😂
Point being there's no check to prevent skipping time, ergo, IAPs are useless. Who's gonna spend when you can just change the time on your device to game completion?
Isn't the whole point of an open beta to address stuff like this? Unless the devs already have and plan to make their money solely from the ads on the game and not IAPs.
Just tap on the grey bar that shows your income.
Thank you
Seb, here’s are my stats 10m later from the last SS with changing device internal time. All achievements unlocked. Seems like a fundamental flaw in the game.
I tapped the grey income bar and I don't have anything that pops up??
How do i get the betaversion?
game is still fun after deleting save file and starting all over again
@torn silo nice time skip
Your game is lit
Are Dinos Out of Beta yet or not?

dab
#🇪🇸-español
Hola
Seems to me that anyone who manipulates their internal clocks are cheating themselves just as much as the devs. Certainly the devs should put checks in place.
This game is a work of art. The amount of effort and time the creators put into it necessities a monetary return on the part of the community.
I've read many world build books but this is interactive and engages more of your senses.
For those who learn and retain information visually this is the app for you
Lol, for the dabbers in here as well 😉
@hollow horizon no
Very cool
@mellow forum self promo in chat
@rugged jolt Please don't link other servers in the chat 🙂
Just so you don't freak out.. I installed the game when I met you at MEGA in Montreal and am now on a trip in Mexico!
I'm getting so many ads in Spanish!!
Sorry to ask a stupid question but I'm new. I've just played got to the singularity and then its restarted. Obviously I'm sure this is intended but do I do anything different second time round or am I just playing the game again?
Seems silly to play again and lose my progress
No its about the metabits
I also cheated the game by doing clockthing to get achievemts , but what the hell is skipping 400 years to get that 200 mars?
It needs some balance in achievements , seems too waste of time as for now
How do I see how many metabits I have?
Does anyone know how I can unlock sexual reproduction and cocoon in this game? I've got a freaking lungfish and a tetrapod, but I can't get sexual reproduction
😂
It sounds funny out of context.
You have to evolve the prerequisites to get sexual reproduction
Mitosis => asexual reproduction => sexual reproduction
You have to put enough of a certain lifeform to unlock extra upgrades on the tree
Within 1 day I got 18 humans (30apes,50 mammals, 56 tetrapods,100 of the rest) 56 of the 145 awards...26.81B/s & 10.51B/s streaming.
E
E
Is there anything after huminoid colonist?
Cool! Now I'm getting the crap I was missing. Thanks y'all
How do you get dinosaurs?
Hi all
yo
Hi
Hello
The game resets and it will go faster
(browser version) got offline earnings, refreshed page, no offline earnings in sight
Great, Now "The Creator" Should Reset Our Simulation so I can finaly feel the sweet release of Death
Nvm, too emo even for me
Hope someone plays Crab Rave on New Year so shit won't be cringy and stuff on the start of a new decade
Who else is a beta tester?
Hi
Я не знаю английский)
дали си македонец
"by participating, you help us gather data to create more accurate simulations"
hol up are you talking about the game or its part of the story
I was first here

I love this dinosaur update
Sceiße
how to get dinosaurs? I'm after the first reboot
hey guys
I just unlocked prokaryotes
I need help
Within 1 day I got 18 humans (30apes,50 mammals, 56 tetrapods,100 of the rest) 56 of the 145 awards...26.81B/s & 10.51B/s streaming
Impossible
It's been a day and I'm at 12 humans 23 apes 23 mammals 56 tetrapods 80 fishes 100 flatworm 120 jellyfish 130 sponge 130 eukaryotic cell 140 prokaryotic cell 160 DNA and 170 Amino Acids
and I just barely unlocked information age so..
Hi
Hello c:
Hi )
what are your successes
)
Mine?
Good country
Better than some but definitely not the best lol
Unless you're rich I guess
Do you like your country?
Because ur extra smh
I mean
I need 5 days tho to finish everything before the reboot hiks
I'd like to help with the translation, is this the right place? Or is it a discord toi chat with other players ?
50/50
Oops
How i unlock dino on Android?
It's still on steam isn't it?
I guess it's not the right place then
Hmm I'll check when I'm on my PC lel
Anyone knows when was this game released on Android?
@molten holly its a later update
Hey you guys how do you access this evolution?
The one after quadrupedalism
Maybe you unlock it through those meta thingy
Hello
@desert pebble get a 100 tetrapods
It’s like that with everything. Something at 50 and 100
I did
@desert pebble
Heh
How do you get farther than Singularity? I know you need to get Androids, but it costs 100Qa, which is a lot more than you can get in offline progress.
It’s the only way except if you take the mars route
But even then you can still take the androids you aren’t restricted to one route
Getting Human expedition is 200% more than Android.
This is a bit unbalanced. Takes a bit too long to progress.
@untold laurel
I got my first reboot in three days
nice
Hello
yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpXaiG8L28s il slip this an here
Buy the chart: https://usefulcharts.com/products/evolution-classification-of-life "An Annoying Quirk Of Our Evolution" by Stefan Milo: https://www.youtube.co...
basically we need fungus and plants?
what a plant and fungus update ? 😂
would be interesting to see all that in game
would make the bottom of the c2s tree bulkier
adding all would probably double the game up to the human stage
yea
if this was a broader evolution game then i'd expect it
seems to just focus on the human perspective
because we tell the story
yea
i think its awesome that we're seeing chimps & bonobos use tools like us
albeit simple stick/stone ones
cool
ye
Hi
yo
This game is slow
Ya
I finished it yesterday Amd Downloaded it yester day
Ill send a Screen Shot
Wait how much u gut
Got..?
hi
Was addicted to this game but cant commit anymore, sorry guys. thanks so much for occuping me for 2 weeks straight haha
Hi
yo
p3eph good one
Oh yes a new game that I can play and intensely tap until my fingers fall off
I've only started playing today yet I think my fingers already hate me with all of this tapping
Hi.
Hi
Nice
nice
I havent bought the fish yet
I have intense tapping to do to get enough for one
Me: watching the flatworm bounce around like a windows screensaver
The flatworm: 
Yay I got feish
Neat
My mood 24/7: 
My mood 24/7: 

Please don't link other servers here
They hate Bob ross bro
The almighty God of us all bro

They spamming bro
Thanks bro
What's up with the egg role and why is it a mood
Hey I'm in the beta on Android, what's actually new?
Coz I've finished basically everything
Oh right
Nice Aperture
Thsnks @fallow slate

Why tho @raw bolt
boop
Beep
What is the flow of time for?
I signed up to be a Beta Tester
This game is great
Is there like multiple paths you can take? Because I got to humans before dinosaurs lol
Oh shit lol that must have been akward for the humans
They working on the space race rn.
Better hurry up and get to Mars before the dinosaurs come
Gn
Pretty awkward for the football humans.Alabama fans
And I oop
TBH how do u prestige
@minor current Get Singularity for the first time. After that, just tap your Idea/Entropy indicator (top of your screen) to access your Reality Engine, and from there, there's a button to end your current sim and prestige once again.
hi I'm new
Lost all progress after singularity, I don't understand why
You prestiged
^
When do you get singularity because I'm only at the industrial revolution
3 more stages between Industrial and Singularity.
Atomic Age, Information Age, and Emergent Age.
Noice
So I need to start all over again after singularity?
Basically yeah but with more benefits
Singularity is just the beginning of the game. There is so so so much more
After you prestige.
Pre- or post-Singularity?
Wow
I just started the game
I don't know
What's pre and what's post
I am in atomic age @faint frost
You're two ages away from Singularity.
Once you purchase Singularity for the first time, you'll prestige.
The game will warn you beforehand.
After you get that for the first time, you can tap/click on your Entropy/Idea count to access your Reality Engine.
From there, there's a button to end the current simulation and prestige.
You'll find it that the bottom of your screen.
Thank you so much for helping
🇳 🇵 👌
Basically.
I can't access it
But I'll keep pressing calling the phone with the verification code haha
Its a very long waiting game
Should just time skip on my phone no?
Is there two types of tetrapod be cause theres these wierd green ones
alguien sabe como obtener al dinosaurio

does anyone know how to get the dinosaur
What is the egg contest
I just switched to an iPhone from a Samsung. Is there any way to get my old game back or do I have to start over?
E
If you have your device linked to Google play, that might work
Xd
lets get sht done yo
dont spam
stop spam and click link
inserts jpker here
email @orchid fable johnchinzah1998@gmail.com
Hi please I want ro download one anime from bakabt.me
But i cant registrate on this site
So is here anyone who is can give me login information pls ?
No
Sorry
But
There's so much better website you can get for streaming and watch anime
Or even like an app
Try Anistream app, they cost nothing
Can the dinosaur open?
Dinosaur is still in beta test and not yet available in alpha ver.
Indeed
Hey
Hello
Hum nope I've already got the beta sorry for the message (because I've did it now) 😅

😂 😂 😂
Wokay
Hi guys any help for a beginner
U'll get used to it by yourself
It's much simplier than minecraft...the knowledge r wide tho
Yes

Thanks

TechTree
Ah
I hate it
I accidentally uninstalled the game, didn't link to any platform
Gotta do that over again
😩 😩
big brain

do offline earning have a time limit ?
What is the Zira role?
Hi. I'm from Russia and learn English. Help me plz. Very want her know.
Read me in this chat. Thanks
Ask to me about anything
Hey, if the mods see this I can help with turkish translation of the game. would love to help
@lavish moat
I'm playing in game
Thanks 😌
Yeapp
Were are you from?
Eah where sorry...
It's fine it's fine xD
Wooo Mars? Gg


What happens when you finish the Mars quests?
I don't know if this is important but if I exit out of the game during a ad I skip the ad but I can still claim the reward.
A Simulation.
I just unlocked 

Why the game in Android is in early access ?

This emoji doesn't answer to my question...


Bc the game isnt done I guess
@mellow forum Hey is the game done?
nope 😄

Anyone got the dinosaur version yet?
Just waiting to complete the final leg on Mars then nothing else to do
Send screenie
Where do we upload the egg stuff
#📢-announcements there is a msg about the egg contest
Did u react with the correct emoji?
Yeah with the egg
I'm completely New to discord so I have no idea what to do
If I have the egg role then what do I do
Yeah
Hm
Here I'll try again
No problemo ;)
Salut
Bonjour !
Hi
yo
No
I expected this to be wayyyyyyyy active.
Rip
any tips for early game?
i generate 74.33 entropy per click
137,194 here
im still evolving though im only up to jellyfish
@steel wagon is the game full screen for u?
3.14 Sp here
@prime light yeah
I've just unlocked mammals
like it's in the middle of the screen & there's black area around it
Swimming.
what about my game screen btw?
The screen problem?
Lmao i just started the game rn
no my games tend to crash a lot
i solved the screen problem btw i made it small then enlarged it by hand
is it me or does the flat worm look derpy af?
I reached the singularity and lol, this is fun
Hey
ikr lol
Heh
i like the tetrapod 
I just joined what are we doing
yea they walk funny
yea some ppl buy those cubes
if you let it idle then you have enough
nite time idle is op
i didnt think i'd enjoy it this much
Same
ive been playing for ab 2 weeks & still have quite a ways to go until the end
Hii
Heyy
how long have you been guys playing? I've been playing for 3 weeks xD
A few hours
i just found out about their discord server tbh xD
Oof
lolol
F
yasss
where its hopping
there's a beta for dino update on desktop atm
and mobile but
some of the dinos look funny when theyre moving around
Haha
https://goo.gl/search/Flatworm
Flatworm, Animal
That's how the flatworm looks in real life
nice
It looks cuter in the game
yea i agree
It looks derpy in game
@tulip sky see that's what i was saying?!
I can't reasist the shark
Not really no, what were you saying
What other animals from the game do you like personaly
about it being derpy looking
nah no server ads
Kkkkkkkkk
👌
What's up with the random shark that you get as a reward at the ? thingy ?
?
Can't see it anywhere, doesnt give any resources, will probably disappear next resrt
Wot
The shark is pure cosmetic
i love that shark ngl
Same but kinda useless since u lose it next time u reset
😂😂
We could be stackin em up
👀
Bc i started recently and that looked weird
He hasome
i think youll get 1 every two weeks
Also what's up with the dinosaur thingy ?
& dinos are in beta atm
Yup
So i have to dl the beta version ?
Yup
crap
💩💩💩💩
That means starting from scratch all over again huh
I dont think u need much to start the dino thingy
😭😢😩
Ill be starting the beta soon too
😆😀😁
Given that i already am in the septillions
Im at 1e36
That should be enough for dinos righr ?
Yeah that's to be expected in games like these
Maybe
In capitalism i conquered the moon and had above 10^100 dollaz
🌒🌗🍑
How can I unlock dinosaurs?
U cant on the main game
Idk I dont have it yet
Start the start with start stark
Bc i first thought "eh dinosaurs are like giant sauropods so crank up as many tetrapods as possible and it might get unlocked"
;P
@vague mural how to get to beta 😂?
Cell to Singularity is a idle clicker game about the evolution of life on Earth and the history of human technology. Discover the origins of life, learn the history of science and civilization, and unlock the mysteries of the universe as you climb the Tech-Tree of life.
there's also a steam version for beta iirc
What is the difference between that one and becoming a beta tester
Like said in #📢-announcements
I mean i found an incredibly easy bug to do where in your first run you buy a singularity, don't reset your game and lmao the next part of the game is still unlocked
But your progression is so slow you might as well not
I'm f..cking bored
Does that qualify as beta testing ? Even on something as simple as that ? Even if other ppl probably alreadt found it out before ?
Hm
Op
Andiop
W.y.p
Stands for watch your profanity
Is anyone here
My mom not me
Cuz I'm 11
what the fuck
lolol
She went on a bumpy ride
bro you shouldnt be showing us pics of your mom 😂
Is there anything in the "life" segment after humanoid colonist ?
I'm bored
Nope
Yeah this is the internet don't put anything there man
Rude boob head
Yeah
all ab those ideas 
I guess it does make sense

but
Is this better
if you can get human colonist, ie afford it, do it
cuz your metas will increase like crazy
Like nature and shiet doesn't matter when you have technology
That's already whatci'm doing
I'm in the 60k range
& no, spam isnt better
And it's going up like crazy
Op
Stop saying op yo poop
No
my game keeps crashing or something wtf
That's sad
im letting mine idle for a few more hrs
Im pretty much done
i was gone for an 1 1/2 it says i got 8.?m i try to double it & the video doesnt load
Ugh my dumb cuzins are fucking loud
Wait a few secs and it should load
$$
Or dailys
& some achievements give them
Get to 250
O yea that too
yea the 250 achievements
I have 0
I have 58
But honestly the dailies are the best
I spent them
I dont use them
As much as possible
Nah I just dont use them smh
👀
Oh.


Language of the weird
Butt ass full moon
All names for booty behind the back
Hello
Is anyone here
@vague mural
!
@celest jolt
Singularity is the last stage, aye?
nope
The singularity displays just text + statistics, also I thought a singularity refers to pure Artificial Intelligence, in some way obseleting biological life? I am not trying to argue, I am just curious at what other stages there could be, unless there is just a heat death + recreation of the universe in the form of rebirths...
hi
Well by getting singularity the next time u unlock artificial life
wat
🅱️ A S S
gggggamers
i havent even evolved my fish yet
i still need 10's of millions of entropy points to unlock the next stage
Hi
yo
👋
So what do I do to get beta tester?
Hola
Are there are spreadsheets for ideal prestige milestones? Has anyone cared enough to crunch those numbers?

anyone have issues connecting to googleplay?
upgrades thatll be unlocked once you lvl up certain organisms
Does anyone know why I cannot access my statistics or see what level I am on or prestige?
ooo
oml it takes forever to get enough entropy
i need 200m+ just to get legs
i get 99k per click & ? per second
How do i get to the dinosaurrr
didnt someone already ask that though?
:

@waxen quest #📢-announcements
😤🤣
Whats the android link??
Dm the guy
Okay

Hello I just joined what are y'all taking about
just cosmetic
Hi all
yo
How do I get to the Trex off to the right side of the evolution tree?
Thanks for game)
Good morning
Hi
Hello, world!
Die
Bello!
' ')/
So after day 9 of playing I'm now waiting for the last 4 achievements. The simulation is maxed and its now just a waiting game but boy is it boring. I get this is an idle play game but even with 2x on and collecting the quantum charges everytime, the curve is so steep for each level. Kinda kills the game at the end.
@deep pike You join the beta or wait for the beta to end and it's released to everyone.
I just got the game and my first reaction was WOW THIS REMINDS ME OF BIO
This game is actually good even for an idle game
Ikr
it was a pleasant surprise
Hi all, anyone know why a rabbit is the first mammal? , when it would have been easy to make a morganucodontids (rodent type creature)
There seems to be a bug
I only have tetrapods atm but somehow got a lizard(green)
Hmm I guess they evolved? Lol
Or is it actually supposed to happen
It's called sexual dimorfism. It means that males and females have different skin color. Now, which is which is something that I don't know.
mammals (you know, the rabbit) and apes are not different by gender, but when you get humans, you also get males and females.
Ooohhh I get it now thanks thought it was bugged
Any ideas when THE BEYOND will be ready?
how do i get ideas?
👀
React with 🥚 on the msg in #📢-announcements then u should be able to enter #643970832997023744
The next upgrade?

Same question...when is the beyond dropping ... Need more tapping my smartphone
Wow I anly have land animals
I did it
Check ur dm
Sup guys and gals, how do I unlock Dinos? I've reached Singularity and restarted de simulation 2x now, but never unlocked them

