💬-cells-chat

[teal yew]

When you have nothing to do:
https://youtu.be/PIjUl-zAXL8
LOL

[left stream]

im back on ma computer

[vague current]

Is that room clean?

😂

[left stream]

yes

[zenith veldt]

good

Dont want Mak to beat you

[left stream]

pls no bully Mak 'n cheese

[zenith veldt]

he protek, he attak, but most importantly, his name Mak

[left stream]

He protecc, he atacc, but most importantly, he make me some Mak

@vague current like it?

[vague current]

Like what

[zenith veldt]

I dont think he likes it

[vague current]

I dont know what I'm liking or not liking

[left stream]

the protecc thingy

He protecc, he atacc, but most importantly, he make me some Mak

[vague current]

I make no one some mak

Mak is made for me

[zenith veldt]

👀

[left stream]

[vague current]

So sad

[left stream]

why not?

[vague current]

I dont do much cooking. My wife is an excellent cook

[zenith veldt]

I have a project to finish but I really dont wanna do it

[left stream]

says everyone ever

[zenith veldt]

whats the longest paper you ever had to write

[left stream]

5 pages

[zenith veldt]

Yea I do those every week

[left stream]

[zenith veldt]

Just wait til college and you get to do 20+

[left stream]

fucc

i don't want collage anymore

[zenith veldt]

lol

[desert pebble]

hello guys. i need some help. can some1 answer few questions?

i reached martian city and maxed tech tree. what to do now? how to get to next stage?

[zenith veldt]

why did you copy paste that text into two channels

[left stream]

well

what do you need?

[zenith veldt]

All you can do now is wait until the dino update comes out shorty

Alternatively, you can join the beta (instructions in #📢-announcements) if you don't want to wait

[desert pebble]

martion city is the end game for now>?

[zenith veldt]

Yes

[tame kiln]

Search up thanos and click the gauntlet in top right of wikipedia thing

your links get snapped away

half of them

[left stream]

oh fucc

[tame kiln]

ikr

[zenith veldt]

ENDGAME SPOILER || Haha gotcha sucker you thought this was a movie spoiler ||

[vague current]

Lol

Good one erve..... 😑

[zenith veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-gif-9118517

[left stream]

help me

[vague current]

?

[left stream]

i got an f on my final

[zenith veldt]

How did you manage that

[left stream]

idk

[vague current]

Getting an f is easy lol

What subject was it

[left stream]

but the problem is

i tried and studied

and still got an f

[zenith veldt]

What

Subject

[vague current]

Subject
What

[zenith veldt]

Subat

Whject

[left stream]

social studies

[vague current]

That was my least favorite

[zenith veldt]

I loved Social Studies

[vague current]

Math and science for me

[zenith veldt]

Hated those

Eh science was okay

I liked Bio, hated Chem

[left stream]

i also got a d in physics

[vague current]

Chem and physics were the best

[zenith veldt]

I skipped Physics and chose AP DE Bio instead

[vague current]

No AP physics?

[zenith veldt]

It was offered, chose not to take it

[vague current]

Missed out

[zenith veldt]

I was already taking 3 DE classes and 2 AP

[left stream]

i like how i have no idea what yo guys are talking about

[vague current]

Bah, my senior year was all AP....dunno what DE is

[zenith veldt]

Duel Enrollment

[vague current]

We had block schedule so only four classes a semester

[left stream]

AP=applied?

[zenith veldt]

DE is basically AP instead of taking a test at the end you follow the same curriculum as NOVA and if you pass you get 3 college credits

So it's closer to a real college class than AP

And it is taught by a professor from NOVA

[vague current]

Ooo never heard it referred to that but we did get our college credits from our AP classes

[zenith veldt]

AP could get credits too

But you have to take the AP test at the end

[vague current]

Yup

[zenith veldt]

With DE you dont have a test but the class is "harder"

So in theory easier to fail and not get credit

[vague current]

I went to private school...maybe de was in our public schools

[zenith veldt]

With an AP DE class you can pass the class to get the credit, or if you don't pass you can take the test to try and get credit

Another thing with DE is that because it was through NOVA it applied to 99% of Virginia schools automatically, with the test each colllege can choose what to accept

Some might take a 3, some only a 4, etc

DE was guaranteed credit

Poor Jeremiah has not had the luxury of going though high school yet

[vague current]

You're gunna scare him off

[zenith veldt]

Maybe if he is lucky he can find some way to escape it

[vague current]

His mom might have found out about the grade and he wont be on computer for awhile

[left stream]

ding ding ding

on my phone rn

[nova wave]

dong dong dong

[zenith veldt]

Do parents care about grades?

[vague current]

I damn sure do

[zenith veldt]

I dont think I would if I were a parent

[vague current]

Sure you would

[zenith veldt]

No...I know growing up I hated my dad because of how he treated my grades as if they were equal to my worth as a person

I would never be like that

[vague current]

That's your only job as a kid...do well in school

I didnt like my parents for it either but they arent there to be your friends. I appreciate the hell out of it now

[zenith veldt]

No your job is to learn and grow as an individual... school is basically a prison

I dont remember 98% of what I "learned"

"learning" is now memorization

For a test and then you forget it

While they stuff more information into you

So the school gets better test scores and more funding

[vague current]

Why did you go to college?

[left stream]

deep conversations

[zenith veldt]

I ask myself that question every day

[vague current]

😂

Fair

[zenith veldt]

I'm not learning anything I can promise you that

[vague current]

Then quit

[zenith veldt]

I have nowhere else to go unless I want to be in the military

[left stream]

it looks good on a resume i presume

[vague current]

Nah theres plenty of jobs out there

[zenith veldt]

I can at least pretend to learn and get a job that requires a degree later

[vague current]

Exactly!

Had you done poorly in school could you do that?

[zenith veldt]

Maybe I'm the exception...I never go to class/study and I still have a 3.7 GPA

[vague current]

I'm not saying it's a good system....but as long as it is the system I'm gonna be on my kids ass making sure he gives it his best

That's how I was too

What he does now prepares him for how he will do in college which prepares him for later in life

[zenith veldt]

Make sure he gives it his best but don't beat him down over it....I'm glad my dad is gone and I hate that but he was so terrible to me that him not being in my life has made it 10x better

[left stream]

life lessons here

[vague current]

Yea I definitely wont beat my kid down for it. But I will for sure pressure him

I remember getting bad grades on things I tried really hard on

Definitely wont go as far as saying school is not important

[left stream]

i fell like its like that for me

well anyway

how many meatbits do you have?

meatbits? 😂

[vague current]

Hundreds of millions

[zenith veldt]

Somewhere in the ballpark of 650 million

[left stream]

i have 7 thousand 😂

gaddamn

[zenith veldt]

Gotta start somewhere

Jeremiah if you need help with Social Studies you can ask me btw

I never got help with things I struggled with in school

[left stream]

will do 👌

and btw the very definition of humble beginnings

wtf is the song im listing to

[zenith veldt]

Mi Rumba

[left stream]

listen to it tho

[zenith veldt]

lol okay

[left stream]

mak u listen to it to

[vague current]

What's the name

[left stream]

mi rumba

weird right?

[vague current]

Watching a show will listen in a little

[left stream]

ok

[zenith veldt]

Is this a song about voyeurism

wait no it's getting weirder

[left stream]

exactly

its

what is voyeurism btw

[zenith veldt]

Listen to empty space my james arthur

Thats a better song

[left stream]

there

[nova wave]

you know what is good? ....................................TACOS

[acoustic schooner]

Did someone say tacos?

[zenith veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/perv-pervert-sexy-flirt-gif-6116268

[left stream]

my animosity for my school grows

my 54% just went down to a 43% for no reason

[zenith veldt]

Bleh

[left stream]

NO FUCKING REASON

[zenith veldt]

I dont remember my grades in middle school and they honestly dont matter

[left stream]

YEAH BUT I WIL GET HELD BACK IF I HAVE A 50 PERCENT OR LOWER

srry caps

[zenith veldt]

then get it to a 50

[acoustic schooner]

You still got time

[nova wave]

TACOS IS GOOD

[left stream]

nope

grades are locked for the year

fuck that shit

[acoustic schooner]

???

[nova wave]

tacos

[acoustic schooner]

Do you not have finals

[left stream]

got an f on finals

[zenith veldt]

@nova wave If you want to add to the actual conversation we are having then go ahead but stop just saying tacos its annoying

[left stream]

that is what put it to 54%

[nova wave]

k

[left stream]

the finals sucked

i tanked my entire grade

but

atleast i was passing

[zenith veldt]

How much were they worth total

None of mine are worth more than 25% of the grade

[left stream]

25-30% of my total grade

idk

[acoustic schooner]

Your semesters end pretty early

[left stream]

well it actually ends on the 24th

just they lock the grades on the first

[zenith veldt]

So you have 3 weeks of ????

[left stream]

basically fuck all

just quizs here and there

other then that

we just do activates

f my spelling

well back to the game

i think the ||endgame|| prices are a bit under balanced

jk

idk what im talking about

lol

[zenith veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/blank-stare-really-idontbelieveyou-side-gif-6151149

[left stream]

listening to that Pitbull

noice

[zenith veldt]

lol

I'm listening along

[left stream]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THATS SO COOL

great minds think alike

i love discord

you goanna take another walk today?

[zenith veldt]

not after my 10.10 miler

Tomorrow maybe

[left stream]

noice

i need to take more walks

i jamming out rn 😂

@noble sentinel pls accept my friend request 😢

lol

[zenith veldt]

huh

[left stream]

what?

[zenith veldt]

DID I STUTTER

[left stream]

your like a mean big brother

[zenith veldt]

how so 😂

[left stream]

idk 😂

i just want to be friends with one of the devs

tell him to accept my friend request

😂

somone threatened me the 🔨

[zenith veldt]

who

[left stream]

this rando new guy 😂

said, and i quote, " i will ban you if you don't give the link for beta"

that is so fucking funny

[vague current]

If they arent a mod or dev ignore it

[zenith veldt]

send me a screenshot

I'll deal with them.

[left stream]

sorry

buy sadly

he is a cowerd

andis there anyway to acess recents?

cus i thought he was random troll so i deleted the convo

sorry

but for real tho

really?

"i will ban you"

ffs man

[left stream]

oh fucc

the dev channel was open for a second there

[zenith veldt]

what

[left stream]

wth is this music

[zenith veldt]

I stopped listening

[left stream]

now this

is a good song

[zenith veldt]

yea lol

[left stream]

I like this genra

*genre

will there ever be a more powerful role then council overseer, besides dev?

oh btw anybody know fluent germen?

[acoustic schooner]

Far from fluent but a little

[vague current]

I bet people in the German chat know it

[left stream]

all I know is NEIN

[acoustic schooner]

:P

[left stream]

MIND BLOWING

[vague current]

Hey tacosalad

[left stream]

sup mak n cheese

[vague current]

I'm velveeta

[zenith veldt]

@left stream why you asking about more powerful roles? 👀

[left stream]

sprints out door

oh god n ot this

[acoustic schooner]

Alpha Council Overseer

[zenith veldt]

Yall tryna overthrow me huh

[left stream]

this fucking song is the bane of my existence

[vague current]

I tried but lunch shut me down and said I couldnt take over

[zenith veldt]

I'd like to think Lunch appreciates me 😤

[left stream]

im loyal to erve

[zenith veldt]

Got myself a fan

[left stream]

noice

[acoustic schooner]

I tried too but they weren't impressed with my banhammer 🔨 said they needed someone more welcoming and less scary. I mean, what's more welcoming than threatening to ban all the bad people?

[vague current]

Right?

[left stream]

well we need scary

[zenith veldt]

I gotta watch my back around you lot

[left stream]

I got your back

[vague current]

Cant look in front of you same time you look behind

Sneak attack!

[zenith veldt]

Jeremiah is my back watcher

[left stream]

it hurt itself in its confusion @vague current

[vague current]

And what if we come down from the ceiling like zeat team?

Swat

[left stream]

shotgun to the mouth

silence

should I reset?

i got 3000 metabits to collect

[vague current]

Can you buy your next engine upgrade?

[left stream]

yes

[vague current]

One for speed....not clicking one

[left stream]

sadly not

[acoustic schooner]

100% sim speed

Then do not reset

[vague current]

I would wait

[left stream]

ok

i guess back on the grind

by my vocab only, what grade would you rate me?

just asking

[zenith veldt]

2nd

[left stream]

oh fucc

my teacher said i was like, 11th grade?

idk

well since we listening to music

who is your fav artist?

i need to eat

i haven't eaten since breakfest

[vague current]

Tell me what this means

This exceeding trifling witling, considering ranting criticizing concerning adopting fitting wording being exhibiting transcending learning, was displaying, notwithstanding ridiculing, surpassing boasting swelling reasoning, respecting correcting erring writing, and touching detecting deceiving arguing during debating.

That is grammatically correct btw

[left stream]

oh boi

i guess im not 11th grade 😂

jesus christ

wth is that?

[zenith veldt]

If I wasn't listening to music I might try to read that

[left stream]

i know what most of those mean except for 2, but maybe if given enough time i could prob figure it out

witling,erring

[vague current]

Dont hurt yourself thinking about it

[desert pebble]

https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/117691/is-this-social-media-post-really-grammatically-correct-as-it-claims/117697#117697

[left stream]

oh boi what is this

how dare you doubt the great makivelii

HOW DARE YOU

[acoustic schooner]

too many ings

[left stream]

prob

[left stream]

what about it? 😂

[vague current]

Just saved it for a future use 😉

[zenith veldt]

Okay so basically what I gather is that it is an extremely annoying way to write in English and the sentence could be writer out much more easily

[vague current]

Indeed

[left stream]

@vague current oh that's nice

[acoustic schooner]

It's definitely obnoxious

[left stream]

you can say that again

[zenith veldt]

It just takes common words people use and replaces them with slighly less common but equally as accurate words

So that's its not wrong it's just combining words you don't often see in a sentence

Interesting

[left stream]

the power couple

[vague current]

Check your mail!!!

[left stream]

OH SHEIT

[vague current]

Notifications bug me

[zenith veldt]

Slaps Jeremiah

FOOL

[acoustic schooner]

I don't even use that mail app

[left stream]

slaps back

[zenith veldt]

Only Poppa Pump does the slapping around here

[left stream]

slaps again

[vague current]

Howd you get back on your computer anyways?

[left stream]

@acoustic schooner HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW MY NAME

[vague current]

I'd delete that pic

[acoustic schooner]

:/

[left stream]

WHY?

[vague current]

Your name

Is your email

[acoustic schooner]

😂

[left stream]

OH FUCC

[acoustic schooner]

There's probably millions of Lewis Whitley's, you're alright

[vague current]

Lol

[left stream]

WELL SHIT I GUESS YOU KNOW MY EMAIL NOW

[zenith veldt]

lmao

[vague current]

If he wasnt a kid that would have been the perfect chance to mess with him

[left stream]

sweats

im in general vc now

come on

turns your mics om pls

WHY YOU MUTE ME??????

[acoustic schooner]

Young boi voice

[left stream]

yup

[zenith veldt]

Indeed

8ish

[left stream]

12

[acoustic schooner]

You actually sound pretty articulate

[zenith veldt]

Taco unmute

goody

@vague current get in here

[vague current]

I am here

[zenith veldt]

In VC

[vague current]

Nah...bingeing a show till the wife goes to bed

Last episode now

[acoustic schooner]

What show?

[vague current]

Kim's Convenience

Think it's a Canadian show. About a Korean convience store

[vague current]

It's pretty funny. My wife loves it cause it reminds her of her mom

[zenith veldt]

twitch.tv/erve_404

[left stream]

@zenith veldt tell us

[modest kiln]

so, Daily Mutation, at day 14 it's a ?, and then when yo uclick on it you get a shark. But how about the next time you get to 14 days? Do you just get the same shark? Still only see one shark in that screen

[left stream]

idk

[zenith veldt]

Yes the same shark

Only 1 shark at a time

[left stream]

oh fucc

feels bad man

[modest kiln]

that's lame

darwin cubes, good for anything other than boosts?

[left stream]

i swear to semblece

[zenith veldt]

Thats all you need lol

[left stream]

look at the pinned message

[zenith veldt]

Early game they are good for getting ideas/entropy if you want

[left stream]

[balmy scaffold]

Good evening fellas

[left stream]

god skara

[zenith veldt]

God

[left stream]

good eveing

[balmy scaffold]

Its so late

[left stream]

no its not god

[balmy scaffold]

Why are you guys in vc?

[zenith veldt]

Talking shit

[left stream]

don't worry abou it

[acoustic schooner]

Jeremiah started it

[left stream]

about you

[balmy scaffold]

Jer you should be in bed

Ya that sounds right

[left stream]

but why god?

god?

[balmy scaffold]

God

?

I just woke up

I can't deal

[left stream]

but why god?

[zenith veldt]

god has spoken

she cannot deal

[left stream]

god

[zenith veldt]

pls respond god we miss you

[left stream]

please speak with your subjects

[balmy scaffold]

💤

you are to loud

[left stream]

oh fucc

we are disrupting god

be quiet

[zenith veldt]

Smite

[balmy scaffold]

lol

[acoustic schooner]

Forgive us god

[left stream]

ahhh yes the 12 commandment, "lol"

[zenith veldt]

I'll leave Jeremiahs body on your alter as a sacrifice

[left stream]

I GLADLY OFER MY BODY TO GOD

[balmy scaffold]

i will accept your child sacrifice

[acoustic schooner]

It is done 🔨

[left stream]

TAKE ME WITH YOU ALMIGHTY!!!!!

stabs self with sacrafiscal knife

[acoustic schooner]

🔪

[zenith veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/stab-emoji-gif-10485591

[acoustic schooner]

♥

[left stream]

I OFFER MY BLOOD TO THINE ALMIGHTY

[balmy scaffold]

🥂

[zenith veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/dean-period-supernatural-jensen-ackles-dean-winchester-gif-5631571

[acoustic schooner]

For god so loved the world

[left stream]

MAKE THINE UNHOLY BLOOD HOLY AGAIN THINE ALMIGHTY

help

[balmy scaffold]

are they pivking on you?

picking*

[left stream]

yes

[acoustic schooner]

🔨 do not lie

[left stream]

they say im to young to do anything

[zenith veldt]

yes the two mods are bullying you

[balmy scaffold]

12 🤔

[zenith veldt]

He's actually 17

[left stream]

ah fuck, i cant believe you've done this

[zenith veldt]

His voice is deep

[balmy scaffold]

17 🤔

[left stream]

way to deep

[balmy scaffold]

lol

[acoustic schooner]

It's scary

[zenith veldt]

Sounds like he is early 30s

[left stream]

that's what she said

[acoustic schooner]

Yeah

[balmy scaffold]

then you should be able to scare them into not picking on you

[left stream]

tru

but im a shy boi

[zenith veldt]

The truth is

[balmy scaffold]

well that is clearly a lie

[zenith veldt]

He is picking on us

[balmy scaffold]

that sounds correct

[left stream]

spirnts out dor

[acoustic schooner]

He replaced the cubes in my name with a p and laughed at me 😥

[left stream]

hahahahaha

[balmy scaffold]

hahahahahaha

that now makes 2 of us

[zenith veldt]

hahahahhahahhahahahhahhahh

[left stream]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[zenith veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-mickael-jackson-queendugif-ahah-hehe-gif-13642339

[balmy scaffold]

🤣

[left stream]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-hahaha-lmao-miketyson-laughing-gif-5892980

[acoustic schooner]

😶

[left stream]

[balmy scaffold]

sorry pubes

i mean cubes

my bad man

[left stream]

BOI

[acoustic schooner]

Hey, I'm fertile and I'm proud!

[zenith veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/twerking-taco-twerking-taco-gif-12438251

[balmy scaffold]

of fuuk im dying

three billy goats?

[left stream]

don't worry about it

[balmy scaffold]

[zenith veldt]

[left stream]

[acoustic schooner]

[left stream]

:RainbowDick:

[balmy scaffold]

well that is inappropriate

[zenith veldt]

[left stream]

[zenith veldt]

[left stream]

[zenith veldt]

[left stream]

😂

[balmy scaffold]

i wan to go fishing now

[left stream]

we will go fishing with god

[balmy scaffold]

pft

[zenith veldt]

fish for sacrafices

[left stream]

GN

[zenith veldt]

gn

[balmy scaffold]

night

[proud hill]

lmao

[tame kiln]

sonic movie = 💩

When is new update, I need dinos

ps should i reset when update releases, i am too op

[safe portal]

how do one get beta tester role?

[glad ivy]

Yea when is new update?

[grim vale]

Привет всем

[desert pebble]

Did cell to singularity get a update?

Everything got more fancy

And there is this weird thing on the side

Also i cant do the dinosaurs

[zenith veldt]

Yes there was an android update, no it did not include dinos

[balmy scaffold]

Good morning 🌄

[desert pebble]

Why

[balmy scaffold]

Why what?

[desert pebble]

Why was there a update

I lost the dinosaurs upgrades

[balmy scaffold]

There was going to be a smaller update

They pushed the dinos

[ornate cedar]

Any news on iOS?

[zenith veldt]

Lunch should be making an announcement about the update some time today

[hollow hill]

If I enable the singularity do I start over with no resources?

[zenith veldt]

You start over with metabits but yea you go back to the beginning

[teal yew]

Is the update already available?

[balmy scaffold]

good mornin' @zenith veldt

[zenith veldt]

Mornin

[balmy scaffold]

adam

the dev will make an announcement about the update later

how are you?

[teal yew]

Ok

[balmy scaffold]

😀

[zenith veldt]

Tired

Been at work for awhile already

[balmy scaffold]

long day?

[zenith veldt]

Yes

8-7

[balmy scaffold]

thar sucks

that*

well i have to get back to cleaning

chat later

[zenith veldt]

Have fun cleaning 😂

[balmy scaffold]

i am going to make cookies too

🤤

[hollow hill]

Mmmmm cookies

[balmy scaffold]

yeah as soon as my oven mitts are done drying

[tepid bloom]

They'll dry faster in the oven 😉

[balmy scaffold]

i forgot i put them in the wash

hahaha

i dont knnow why i wasnt smart enough to leave one set out for the next load lol

[zenith veldt]

You wash your oven mitts?

[balmy scaffold]

sometimes yes

they get dirty just like anything else

you don't?

[zenith veldt]

Uh no

They get used like twice a month for about 10 seconds at a time

[balmy scaffold]

🤷🏻

i use mine everyday

today seemed like a good day to wash them

[eternal surge]

Anyone know a good strategy for getting to the Sentient Android? Without Android upgrades I feel like it's gonna take weeks to get a Sentient Android

[hasty bobcat]

Hi

[acoustic schooner]

Currently, the android path is a waste of time and I would instead recommend focusing on the human expedition path @eternal surge

Hello @hasty bobcat

[left stream]

Sup

I'm in school

Welp

[acoustic schooner]

You play soccer?

[zenith veldt]

Football*

[acoustic schooner]

Oh right, he's in London 😂

[zenith veldt]

Yup 😂😂😂

[left stream]

Well

A sudo version

[acoustic schooner]

pseudo?

[tepid bloom]

sudo? You use superuser privileges? Or did you mean pseudo?

[zenith veldt]

English? Who’s that?

[acoustic schooner]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_people

[zenith veldt]

Thank you taco, very cool

I snagged the Dino pics from twitter if you guys aren’t following them over there

Link to the twitter in #📌-welcome 😉

[hasty bobcat]

Question

Do you think the devs will ever update the images of the upgrades?

[tepid bloom]

They need 251 martian cities first

[zenith veldt]

What’s wrong with the images

[nova wave]

Oof that reminds me i haven't checked my game yet xd

[grand breach]

yo man why are the dinosaurs gone from the game

[acoustic schooner]

#💬-beta-chat

@grand breach

[fleet pumice]

I had 4 multipler, then i bought a 100% speed upgrade and had 12 multipler, shouldnt it be 8?

[acoustic schooner]

Your cumulative metabits also contributes to the multiplier @fleet pumice

[zenith veldt]

Hey if you guys are beta testers and don’t have access to the #💬-beta-chat channel please let me know! There is info related to the beta in there that you will want to know @here

[fickle thicket]

Nice

[crisp raptor]

I am not 😦 so I can just sit here and then be like I was almost cool man almost

[autumn steppe]

I can't get on the channel?

[zenith veldt]

Are you a beta tester @autumn steppe

[autumn steppe]

Yes

[zenith veldt]

Okay I’ll add you

[brazen berry]

t

[autumn steppe]

Thank you

[brazen berry]

is there a form for beta testing or smth?

[tidal basin]

am a beta tester

[gloomy pumice]

Same question

[tidal basin]

but do not have the role

[zenith veldt]

If you had or have the dinos currently you are in the beta

If you have never had access to dinos you are probably not in the beta

[brazen berry]

i havent played in a while since my game was reset haha

[zenith veldt]

Added @tidal basin

[gloomy pumice]

@zenith veldt is there an application for that?

[zenith veldt]

Check #📢-announcements for info on how to get in

[crisp raptor]

Just martians 😦

Also I play in a browser so not really eligible for the beta but is there a bug list somewhere I could post a few but they might be duplicates

[zenith veldt]

#494997744759603201

[tranquil girder]

@zenith veldt Sorry to ping you but, i'm a beta tester, and dont have access.

[zenith veldt]

Don't be sorry, I'll add you rn

[tranquil girder]

Oh thank you.

[acoustic schooner]

I just tried to put on a shirt and the armpit of the left sleeve just tore open

[balmy scaffold]

rip

[acoustic schooner]

You can say that again

[desert pebble]

?

[smoky wadi]

idk

cool image i made of the tree

[desert pebble]

that's random

[smoky wadi]

i know

was gonna post in the art comp, but its not relevant

[forest mantle]

me=beta player

[zenith veldt]

Added

[left stream]

Dude you ur in the credits @zenith veldt

[zenith veldt]

Am I famous yet

[wind pewter]

No.

[zenith veldt]

[balmy scaffold]

👎

[wind pewter]

[zenith veldt]

Should update the discord mods

We've had some changes in the team

[balmy scaffold]

Almost home time

Gogogo

[vague current]

Erve I killed my workout today!

4.07miles in 32:18 minutes

By far my best pace since I started running again. Today I said to hell with my planned run and just wanted to run without intervals for a change

[zenith veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/parksandrec-ron-swanson-congrats-congratulations-gif-5576005

[vague current]

That guy is my idol

[zenith veldt]

ran swansan

[vague current]

A true American hero

[zenith veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/ron-swanson-america-gif-5377370

[vague current]

Oh man I didnt make the credits

Sad face

Whatever....killed my run

[zenith veldt]

Yea the list is outdated

[left stream]

I'm bacc

Notice me senpai @zenith veldt

[zenith veldt]

no

[balmy scaffold]

[left stream]

They responded

[balmy scaffold]

😂

[vague current]

Loo

Lol

[balmy scaffold]

I love it

[zenith veldt]

King of the mods 👑

[balmy scaffold]

Thats what they tell me

Good night you guys

🌙

[vague current]

Early night eh?

[zenith veldt]

its like 8pm

[vague current]

Good night

[balmy scaffold]

I'm tired

[left stream]

Night

[balmy scaffold]

Chat later

[zenith veldt]

wow shes sleeping at a normal time

[vague current]

8pm is not normal

My kid stays up later lol

[balmy scaffold]

I fell asleep at 5am

[zenith veldt]

more normal than usual

[hasty bobcat]

look at who we are talking about?

[vague current]

Tru

[balmy scaffold]

Woke up at 8:30

Now my sched is all off

[zenith veldt]

I sleep from like 2-8 which is weird

My roommates go to sleep at 11

[vague current]

I normally sleep from about 1 to 6

[zenith veldt]

I could never go to sleep before midnight

I feel like I'll miss something

[vague current]

Fomo

[balmy scaffold]

I always miss everything anyway

[zenith veldt]

lol

[left stream]

I go to slep at 330 somtimes

[balmy scaffold]

Ok I'm out

Bye

[left stream]

Bai

[vague current]

What?

[left stream]

Look at the times

[vague current]

Your clock is wrong....

[zenith veldt]

lmao

[left stream]

Well I fixed it now

[vague current]

How is it

[vague current]

Stupid fast?

[zenith veldt]

5Ge is a joke lol

[left stream]

Yup it's a straight scam 😂

AT 'n T be on somthing

[vague current]

Idk....I saw some screen grabs from people close enough posting some speeds way faster than my cable inter

Net

[left stream]

I was in a 2 giga bit house once

I will never experience as much euphoria as I did that day

[vague current]

I have no need for that kind of bandwidth

I'm not a server farm

[left stream]

Lol

[vague current]

I gotta get speedtest again brb

[zenith veldt]

The fastest I recorded was 495 down 382 up

Over wifi

I wonder what I get if I wire a connection to my PC

[vague current]

Is that on 5gHz wifi?

[zenith veldt]

Yea

[vague current]

I'm on 2.4 right now

[zenith veldt]

I pay for gigabit internet with a $300 aftermarket router

[vague current]

I have a dual band router but comcast 5gHz sucks for some reason and isnt stable

[zenith veldt]

It also helps that the server I connect to is literally 2 miles away

[vague current]

I just rent my router from them. Had my own but my xbox stayed on strict nat with it even with port forwarding

Even put it in the DMZ and still strict

[left stream]

Help me

[zenith veldt]

Looks like I'm king of the internet too

[vague current]

I only pay for 120mbps so my test is pretty good

[zenith veldt]

Lets see, in this house we have 6 computers and 5 phones that are sometimes all going at the same time

Needed more than 120

[left stream]

Like my dinner?

[zenith veldt]

Why so little

[vague current]

Stay with the family still or you got roommates erve?

[left stream]

Trying to cut back on proportions

[zenith veldt]

Roommates, I dont have family

[vague current]

Bah

[zenith veldt]

Nearest family is 1000 miles away

My cousin

[vague current]

Damn

[left stream]

Nearest family

10 ft away

[zenith veldt]

After that, 3000 miles away in California lol

[left stream]

Damn that sucks

[zenith veldt]

Nah

[left stream]

Why not?

[zenith veldt]

Cause my family sucks

[vague current]

Taco night. Bbl

[zenith veldt]

Bring me some

[left stream]

Me to

Well my teacher gave me money

[vague current]

I'll fix ya a plate and stick it in the microwave to keep it away from the cat...just get it out when you get here

[zenith veldt]

sounds good 👌

[left stream]

Close but no cigar

[zenith veldt]

smh

Maybe next time

[left stream]

Maybe next time

But for now

Sour warheads here I come!

[smoky wadi]

early image of an animation im working on

[left stream]

Wow

Damn that pretty good

[worthy tulip]

This game make me raise my IQ(alittle)

[zenith veldt]

Just a little

[vague current]

LOUD NOISES!!!!!!

[zenith veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/war-dogs-war-dogs-movie-stressed-gif-5706505

[vague current]

Dont give me that look

[zenith veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/war-dogs-war-dogs-movie-stressed-gif-5706505

[vague current]

.kick erve

Damn bot isnt working I guess

[zenith veldt]

you cant kick the King of the Mods

[left stream]

I'm herr

Why it unactive

[vague current]

Sleepy people

[zenith veldt]

Im doing a project

[left stream]

That's tru

[vague current]

I want a new beer but my cat is laying on me....

[vague current]

Do I throw the cat?

[left stream]

Yes

[zenith veldt]

Y E E T the cat

[left stream]

Holy sheit a new person

Hi void

[misty blade]

No. Gently pick them up, and relocate them.

[vague current]

YEET CAT!!!

[left stream]

No

[misty blade]

Oh, hello.

[zenith veldt]

Yeet them slowly

[zenith veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/yeet-rafiki-simba-lion-king-gif-12559094

[zenith veldt]

Oh my

[left stream]

Does it say I'm listening to spotify?

[zenith veldt]

no

[left stream]

Oof

Well I am 😂

Ima go play mama hawk

[zenith veldt]

noice

[vague current]

What's your ideas/sec erve

[zenith veldt]

all of them

All of the ideas

[vague current]

😑

Finally broke 100non/sec

[zenith veldt]

lemme check

Is that boosted or non boosted?

[vague current]

Definitely boosted

[zenith veldt]

Oh okay lol

[vague current]

If someone says 100non/sec unboosted...I wont be able to get "time skip" typed up quick enough

[zenith veldt]

Im not boosted rn but its 49.77

[vague current]

You letting me catch up? Why no boost?

[zenith veldt]

Cause I check every 3 days and forget to boost lol

[vague current]

Lol fair enough

[zenith veldt]

how many achievements you got left?

[vague current]

3

I'm not even going for my next one until my multiplier goes way up

[zenith veldt]

Down to 2 😎

[vague current]

I prefer metabits to achievments

My multiplier is my ACHIEVEMENT

[zenith veldt]

Whats your multiplier

[vague current]

661.42 right now

You should be a little higher I'm guessing

[zenith veldt]

I gotcha beat but not by much

[tepid bloom]

production multiplier is 190,594.65
reality upgrades is x441.19

[vague current]

When I say multiplier I was referring to reality upgrades

[tepid bloom]

I figured you probably were, since yours and erve's are higher than mine

[vague current]

Production multiplier 285,732.59

[zenith veldt]

Mine is 302,111.49

[vague current]

Mmmmmm saixy

From the legitimate screens I've seen I think 1st. Erve 2nd. Mak, 3rd. Ozru

[zenith veldt]

And Erve is soon to be passed

[vague current]

Gunna have to remove poppa from your name if you let that happen

[zenith veldt]

Im gonna start leaving my game open 24/7 boosted dont you worry

[vague current]

I have been hunting you down for at least 2 months

RIP pc

[zenith veldt]

My PC is a tank it can handle it

[vague current]

I'd hope it can handle a game like this lol

[zenith veldt]

Yea it does fairly well

[misty blade]

@zenith veldt I'm in the beta program, can my discord rank be modified?

[zenith veldt]

Done

[vague current]

With the quickness

[zenith veldt]

hehe

[vague current]

As soon as I read it his name was purple

[zenith veldt]

Poppa Pump doesn't fool around

[vague current]

😑 king of mods

Lol

[zenith veldt]

That was from the man himself

[vague current]

Haha I saw

The man, the myth, the legend....Lunch

[zenith veldt]

A mysterious person

Who enjoys lurking quite a bit

[vague current]

He does lurk a bunch

Lurk+bunch=Lunch

[zenith veldt]

Onward to 250 Martian Cities

I'll be there in 300 years

[vague current]

One day at a time grasshopper

[zenith veldt]

sigh

[left stream]

Oh god

No

No

NOOOOOOOOO

[vague current]

Hmmm

[left stream]

Sniper is here

Oof

DID SOMONE SAY 250 MARTIAN CITES?!?!?!?

Noice

[balmy scaffold]

Are you just noticing now?

[left stream]

Yup

Well gn

[zenith veldt]

gn

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/284468205404160001/573709042107547658/FB_IMG_1556853232115.jpg

This made me laugh way too hard

[misty blade]

Sorry for the pic spam in the Beta channel, thought/think it was the easiest way to convey the visual bugs I've encountered.

[zenith veldt]

All good

[balmy scaffold]

Lol

That's funny

Such a long day Erve
I am kind of surprised you haven't yet

[zenith veldt]

huh

Sleep

?

[balmy scaffold]

Ya

Fml

[zenith veldt]

i got

homework

[balmy scaffold]

Lol

Oh

Even worse

When i went to sleep there was 15 cookies

I just woke up

There is only 4

[zenith veldt]

Sorry I stole some

[balmy scaffold]

Tsk

[zenith veldt]

You never said I couldnt steal

[balmy scaffold]

Next time i make cookies i plan to hide them

[zenith veldt]

Dont worry I hide them for you

In my stomach

[balmy scaffold]

I just don't see why he wouldn't think that him leaving only 4 cookies wouldn't piss me off

[gray basin]

Hmm

[zenith veldt]

4 for you

[balmy scaffold]

4 for me

You can have them

I don't want them now

[zenith veldt]

Hell yea

[balmy scaffold]

🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪

Next cookies i make will be oatmeal

And i will eat them all

😂

[zenith veldt]

Not if I get to them first

[balmy scaffold]

You guys would have to fight me for them

[zenith veldt]

ez win then

[balmy scaffold]

For me

[zenith veldt]

nah

[balmy scaffold]

no faith

[lament crow]

Peek a boo

🙂

[zenith veldt]

Hey hardik

[lament crow]

Hi erve

How are you

[zenith veldt]

tired

[lament crow]

Hmm

Take rest

[zenith veldt]

I cant

Got homework lol

[lament crow]

🙂

When dinosaurs released for public

[zenith veldt]

never

[balmy scaffold]

that's not nice

[lament crow]

@balmy scaffold hi

[balmy scaffold]

Welcome back

How are you?

[pale wing]

Hi guys

So what's this group about

[balmy scaffold]

we mostly just chat

report bugs

do some contests

if you are apart of the dino beta let them know as well for your role

[lament crow]

Fine

[worthy tulip]

wut does dino beta mean

oh

in my game

i only see a dino button

erm

so

am i playing beta version?

[lament crow]

Wich version you have

[balmy scaffold]

probably not

[lament crow]

Hi

[balmy scaffold]

hey

[lament crow]

🙂

[balmy scaffold]

if you play on mobile a password is requried to join the beta test

[worthy tulip]

im playing on mobile lol

[balmy scaffold]

yeah then i doubt you are on the beta test

[worthy tulip]

ok then