people cheating to high level then quitting the game might be why 90% of the accounts in the top 1000 look like this.
#💬-cells-chat
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might be?
I wonder why all the cheaters quit so fast 
Surely game will be fun if you cheat it
Got a green mark. Must be legit. I think the devs just want to give this user 42.67 years to act on the discount offer they made him/her.
bleh
So I got that bug where requirements reset (mine went back to Eutherians). Just ended my empty sim and collected all the rewards again
I got a creature :3 (RL 60 spoilers)
oh and I understand how it feels for Eiffel Tower to be so far away now lol (RE 61 spoilers)
i think someone forgot to animate it till the last day
bro spent all his research chips on entropy
i got 1e113
/s and 5e110
/s
jeez loan me a few chips would you? lol
-# (I meant in the theoretical where you have e100+)
bro its just 2 i have less in total somehow
You'd have 22 more than me if I hadn't gotten the mission reset bug
i got no clue if i had my stuff reset i just updated my game and took a look at the reality reboot
ah okay
There's a bug where these things can reset, so you can reclaim all the rewards. For me, that included 24 chips
why am i the least advanced pre meso player who still plays
I doubt that's true
idk man research 64 and just mid prestige 1 meso is not very common for someone this og
and with way less playtime before reality reboot martian cities were so much cheaper
im struggling at 310 while back then 250 was nothing and now my 250 achievement became 1000 and the i think 150 became 250
Yeah, achievements for those later generators have become a lot harder. Some say they're just straight-up impossible.
yeah but i could probably wait 3 years on some ancient save and say i have 1000 martian city with research 29
yeah but the 1,000 achievement didn't exist then so 🤷♂️
Neoaves and after is impossible
I think feliforms might be possible but it’d take weeks
Oh apparently I did it at some point in the past
I don’t remember that
I’m stuck at 915 rn
"some point in the past" he says, referring to slightly over a month ago
"stuck" 
-# I'm not picking on you forgetting that's just not that long ago
-# my memory isn’t that good ok
-# mine either
i never had 1000 martian city but it turned my darwinium 250 achievement to darwinium 1000 for every generator
yeah so research 29 very real 1000 martian city or maybe some less possible generator
well, that's a difficult question
probably saving it for atomic age or info age II
and then they're gonna add sum like "planck extractor" or sum that costs e50 knowledge
906 is the most I've had I think. And that was on a sim that had been running a few weeks.
possible, they've never intentionally done this before though. at least not to this extreme.
that did cross my mind. The devs pricing it on the assumption we will find the next "21 day empty sim" type advantage.
Mhm. Or could be trolling us. 🤔
we were making enough metabits to buy Tachyon Funnel many thousands of times over when 21 day sims were a thing
It's 'better' imo if the goal is a 'big boss', rather than the x/100 nodes. I mean, IB XI as the goal? Underwhelming ...
Just a photo of a capybara, nothing else of note here
Nope, absolutely none
What the hell could a foot reaction possibly mean
I guess theres techincally 3 of the expensive x/100 nodes that are the same price.
Btw, am I right in thinking that this means that the max improvement HS could give you ~23630/5588 (4.2)?
yeah, roughly 4x. So if we can get there before half of the knowledge fills happen, we are getting atleast 2x knowledge.
Well damn. I shouldn't have upgraded my last device with the older prices to the current version.
listed price is buying 99->100. Not the combined total of all 100
Mm. I was just contemplating ||s/w version refund manipulation.||
(as an abstract technique that is)
taking out of the other two x/100 nodes to push Knowledge Booster V to 100 is worth it
Yeah. Now I know you get the current cost, not the paid price that's one of the reasons I was considering refunding.
and if you are 83+ its extra worth it
Oh? The game versions I've been messing around with only got me to 82 so far.
83 + Knowledge Booster V to 100 gives enough research chips for the next double up.
Ah. Ofc. Is that including the 5 from the the bugged NL node? Or is it another doubling as well as that?
tbh i still dont quite understand this metabit booster thingy. ive only done 3 day sims so far. and im currently at research 60. is it worth it to go for longer sims or just 3 day ones are good enough? ive just been following and upping all these recommended on my past 2 3-day sims.
no bug, there is a regular research chip node after knowledge booster V
3 days maxes your time chambers for entropy and ideas. Metabits and knowledge time chambers still have a way to grow. And metabits and knowledge is what the Empty Sim is for.
doesnt the metabit slow down to a crawl if you level up all your stuff at the beginning? does this mean i restart a sim and do nothing and start doing something after maybe 7 or the 14 day?
empty sim?
is the later part i mentioned here? like restart and do nothing?
Sorry, I misunderstood what you were doing.
That's Empty Sim, yes.
i have unlocked up to 5d version of that, and only up to 14d for the metabit and knowledge. i feel like im going to get a huge jump if i try out that 7d empty sim. or maybe i should just go straight for the 14d?
7d gets you about 40% of a 14 day one. It doesn't matter that much which you do. Except, if you have a powerful node you could buy, aim for that.
xd
Yup. A powerful nose 😳
Will ya belive that there is another universe outside of our universe

By definition, the “uni” in universe means “1”, so….
Bubble universes?
Multiverse theory
Sure, but with zero supporting evidence. So, science fiction 🙂
Lol
Im smart ngl 1+1=3
Hm. I don't think of the multiverse as another universe outside our universe.
Anyway. It helps with some of the maths afaik. But whether it's true. Or could ever be tested 🤷.
If it true idk
We not discover that
Unless our universe is a simulation. And we break out of it Matrix-style.
True. Presumably we’ll know that (if we can know anything then), after we die
Started event comparisons. Which version is more useful?
I think the absolute value doesn't mean much on its own...
Same with objectives
Y’all, why do I make so much less metabits than knowledge, I generate like hundreds of SP of knowledge but I’ve only ever made like, 160 SX meta
Depends on a lot of things. Currently there's more Ideas content than Entropy, so if you're at end-game that's normal
I think a run gets me 1000x more Knowledge than Metabits atm
Is that advertising I hear
yes
more useful is probably comparison of time to finish each event.
not real time because thats different for badge lvl and boosts, but normalized 
IIIIIITS JOHNNY
I think the final objective for each event is always the last upgrade you get, no?
So for the first graph, the time-to-finish is the right-most point of the series (where the line ends)
For the second graph, the time-to finish is where it reaches the top
Time-to-finish would also be represented in the Objectives charts, which I want the same A/B test for
Yes but its 1. not normalized and 2. Not the focus of the visualisations
It is normalized
All the data is done with 0 badge boost, 0 ad boost, no nanobots, no manual clicks, no clickables. The timer starts when you get the first generator.
I mean you asked what would be useful. I dont see any other useful thing. Like the progression curve is a nice nerd thing, but useful?
I mean, I'm going to do one for objectives as well, but some people wanted the upgrades instead.
I just want to know which version of the upgrade graph is preferred.
Normalized aka to 1. Not hours. Because only real info i could use is to judge how long i need for an event based on my experience of other ones.
In that case imo the second.
The number of objectives is kinda not useful info. The percentage looks more intuitive kinda
Yeah, I think the flat counts look pretty wonky
Maybe interesting would be the derivation of the curves to see the wonky speed progression of the events 
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The closest we can get is either the incremental or mean time per Upgrade/Objective, as shown for Bees here (since there's no actual contiguous function we can derive)
Hmm
I suppose I could compile those, but I'm worried that the incremental one will get messy very quickly
And the mean isn't much better than the % of total
Thats kinda reversed of what i had in mind.
But yeah no function makes it hard
And i need to sleep before i start talking complete nonsense

Am I doing something wrong or are the numbers in Beyond Episode 30 just insane?
Definitely the latter, maybe the former. What's your progress in E30?
both is possible
46/50
Probably just gotta wait, then 🤷♀️
Maybe, but the amount needed to buy even 10 of the generators I need to progress is eight orders of magnitude greater than my income
Got the same problem at the begin of E30
My problem was my lack of traits card
You need at least level 7 base traits card of the one who do the most money
And at least lev 3 4 in the silver one of the planet who make money, having some level 2 gold of the one who do money too
Then you need to watch the ads for the x4 mult
It's still take days and weeks
Wait, is this the Flat Universe wall? You just need a good Sun and time
If he is at 46/50 it's not sun anymore if I remember well
It's Sirius or one close to him
Ah, okay
Upgrade traits of whatever is generating the most. Mostly works for Stardust-based goals
Yep. Farm the sun to gain trait. I was lacking and because of that it took me 2-3 weeks to do E30
Purchasements would barely make progress. Traits doubles either speed or payout, so that's more efficient
That helped a lot, thanks
There should be an option to switch the Earth's and Mars' position
Also, I wanted to have Mars's customizable skin
Also I should be president of tajikistan
??
??
??
wtf
I finally found something nice to say about Human Body:
The icon color palette is more diverse than most other events
the time changing glitch still works or no
Y?
Do you want to use that? well don't or we'll call you jester
gng
i deleted my save
like 5 days ago
I gain my Jester by forgetting the rule that you can't react in the share you're prestige channel

Damn old save?
Damn sucks huge time
like 4 years and half
Fuuu. Yeah if I loose mine I would have a break down
Gotta be the worst to loose lol
wasnt even at level 10
As long as you were not past 3 ig
Cause it's gotta be the longest thing to do in the whole game
Pretty sure 2/3 of my hour are farming mezoic
what loss
i deleted it cuz i wanted to
✌🏻
Probably 1t not sure
Alot
HOW MUCH
Oc or more
At this point i gotta upgrade🥹✌️
How much metabits
Yes
Try to get primordial life pretty good
Reality engine upgrades are cheaper
But buy multipliers
Oh i meant, if i upgrade i can get metabits
Yes
Screenshot
Gng should i sent rocks to dinosaur 
Yes
Did you start recently
Happy bday dinosaur
Prob a week
How to get the bells toll achievment?
Happy BLOODY DAY MUAHAAHAHAH
Should i upgrade chat
There is one about big Ben, you need to be there in game at specific hour
Upgrade and get multipliers for entropy
The other is just click fast on the 4 bell
Who appear in the town
Not remember which one is which one
Why you become jester
Im a little pay to win
I react in the share you're prestige channel
Im used
to unlock stuff
I forgot it's wasn't allowed

2nd time it's happen lol
Lol
Yk
Ts good fellas
Earth is big magnet
2,4sx iirc
Bc it pull space rocks
Im almost reaches universe so far
What's your
multiplier
sry its 2.7 i lied

Yoo
How can I reach the Effel Tower??
Save up
ㄷㄷ
C C?
Have a great start to the week, everyone!
Ngl what’s the average time to complete beyond 30
From what I've seen I think 2 or more weeks
I would like to thank everyone who mentioned empty sim
I cashed out at day 7 and got further than ever, thank you very much 
Gtg have breakfast
wheres my legacy protocol im level 57 alr
I'd find it handy to have the absolute number of upgrades on there. Not necessarily as an axis. But the number of upgrades has a correlation with time to do the event for me.
They removed it
That's only one requirement that takes 2 or more weeks not the whole episode 
Make all those colours paler and it could be the Wes Anderson event.
I'd want to see what the evolutionary traits are they picked that are key to crustaceans. Then think about which animals. Just my thoughts.
Vote for 3 of them
Think the leaf sheep would have been more interesting than sea bunny.
I was so sad when it lost
never heard of either sea bunny or leaf sheep before
Leaf sheep is so cute
Leaf sheep photosynthesized!
had to google it to confirm your statement
I mean it's not just a colourful sea bunny.
Looks like one
Ik
A very quick Google of crustaceans that could be interesting.
Skeleton shrimp - weird shape.
Whale lice - live on the whales, and parasitic
Hermit crab - animation could be it swapping shells
@fallen sand fwiw you can unlock the main path up to and including Micro shutters, Dangerous heat, Delayed launch with only 1 of each generator (up to Construction).
I hitted 8-8 sun ten days ago and noticed that the simulation has a good pace now (in less than a week I'll reach flat universe)
good job 💪 how long did it take you?
unsure, but it was much faster than your generation after flat universe
is there any way to see?
or ig you can start counting after the E30 update
search your posts here, you were rather thorough with that 🙂
Wallahi
The hell thragg
Isn't you supposed to die already
Get a role already

You will also die in soon dw
And you will bured 6 ft underground july 26 2049
Nah 
Earthling🌲
Wrong again
Earthling 🌲
Nah
67
salamandesala mandaaaaaaaa

🤦
@north jackal @somber robin suggest using https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/506940509441490947 if you're not discussing the game.
Later
stupid RNG
yo how do you know i live in
2
guys just to make sure is it worth it to buy a diamond geode before reaching prestige 1?
I would not spend
on Meso. In my opinion it is not worth it at all.
i'm sweating in div 310... 10th place with CL3. This event is hard.
How to get roles
Send a screenshot about your progress on cell to singularity in #🏆-share-your-prestige
Wait until someone reacts 
You had a role 2 days ago though
make up your mind 
It was jester lol
If the number 1 of division 189 happen to pass by, how many science you got???
Cause I did quite the farm for this event, and I never pass you 😵💫
morning its 6:12 for me
Go back to sleep
i got school man
some other dude told me to buy one before getting to prestige 1 although i don't remember the person's username or the date
Dammit Marcel alt?
it depends, what level/rank/extinction are you on Mesozoic Valley?
He just said he was starting prestige 1
i mean still at level 50 but I'm able to start prestige 1
but i didn't start yet
Yes, definitely
??????????
Diamond geode are so powerful on rank 50
They did nothing
it gives the most cards it can give you
Nah, I'm in the prestige 4 and I can confirm with diamond geodes... I could upgrade all of my rare/epic cards to level ±15
Yea but 100 Darwinium is kinda expensive
I recommend spending on it just once in each prestige
I don't even have 100 Darwinium rn
If you have more than one from the event... you could open it
although I'ma wait 6 hours to see the poll results
What if the results are tied?
Just go with yes
But if you have a lot of other important things, I suggest you don't have to do that
Btw wanna talk abt ur name?
wait... Marcel? are you Marcel's alt?
i mean the only thing i wanted to do is finish all tasks before prestige and if tied yes automatically wins
Okay
what kind of Marcel are you talking about? also this is my only account on discord
^ ...
Oh wait... I just realized you created your account months ago
One sec let me check
Marcel is a known kid who leaks unreleased c2s content
oh dang
I check on yt
He is safe
yeah 15th November super late
how do you know my yt? proof?
Not urs
Leaker marcels
Yes
oh
oh
aren't there already enough spoilers given by the devs? like the crustaceans?
Well I don't have much too lose in terms of spoilers
No
Beyond crustacean
Like other Athropods
oh
and a lot of other things
When I was in the reality reboot alpha, I only saw augments up to ||No spoilers||, so idk what is after that.
change of plans, I'ma wait 1 hour only
maybe except the last one
1k
💔
You should've saved it up for future prestiges
wouldn't it be a slower process because of gaining less money from the dinosaurs in the early prestiges like prestige 0 and 1? also i had 14k mutagen saved before having 1k but spent 13k
The only thing surviving each prestige are those rare and epic cards... so save up those mutagens to upgrade them
oh
so mutagen also survives?
Yeah, normal trait cards get reset every prestige but not for your mutagens, epic, and rare cards
yes
That's why mutagens are the only thing keeping me sane
oh
so does it make a difference if i buy a diamond geode before going to prestige 1?
Yes, because you can get a lot of cards from those geodes/ that geode
Don't sweat it too much. Having less mutagen will make your progress slower but never bring it to a stop.
Because among cards that you get from the diamond geodes... some of them definitely rare and epic cards
oh
at least 10k/prestige
so it's better to buy it before going to prestige 1?
-# I know what's recommended, I just don't want Marcel to worry that he's screwed himself over
Oh ok
It's best to buy on extinction 50, because you'll get the most cards from it
oh
I'm more concerned about how did you get gray text
“-#” before everything you said
oh
poll_question_text
is it worth spending darwinium on a diamond geode?
victor_answer_votes
3
total_votes
8
tied... as I said
checks out
true
I'd say go for it if you've got some spare DW lying around, but don't stay on extinction 50 until you have enough if you don't
why did they make 2 milky way generators randomly unlock stuff on rank 3
But everyone that chooses
are experienced players
The only gold or diamond geodes I've cracked have been earned from explorations. I'm not in any sort of habit of always opening a diamond on extinction 50
hi
Hello
well i have 141 so definitely enough
and I'm starting to barely spend them on events
Almost done with episode 21 of beyond
I misunderstood
should I post another pic at the cells_chat for my metamorphosis update or just send it on the thread under my last post
Congrats
Just got to research level 56 yesterday
141 diamond geodes would be 14,1k darwinium, i don't think anyone has that much darwinium saved rn
But 141 diamond geodes would mean he got to the top 10 on the event 141 times
new weight loss method just dropped (spoiler for the last idea generator in primary sim)
congrats, i just got to episode 15
I'm almost research level 67 tho (no joke I'm 66 currently)
same lol

Hey how to start the game?
you're new to cell to singularity?
Depends what you mean by start
I'm gonna end in top 25. One busy day and there was no hope of me reaching top 10
fr
just to make sure in order to get the paleontologist role you need to get a
react in #🏆-share-your-prestige ?
Congrats! You started first day? I started yesterday, am at CL3, with Rank 3.. (5667 science, in Div 329) so you could start later and expend less effort if you wanted..
Sometimes it can be went within a day, dont tell me why 
So the date is not guessed until No.1 Outbreaks event lover says
-# the near impossible case, which need to do in 2/4/8 h pace start from 8am to 10pm
Well, you also need to not have the jester role that you have
alr less go
i started yesterday aswell
#6
is this peak unemployment or js lucky div
And CL4? I’m impressed! I could have done CL4 I suppose, if I got a few hours less sleep. No point though!
how do you remove it? i don't even know how i got it in the first place
i wanna try getting first in every event atleast once
bro the highest ive even been was number 3
ended*
It was Sunday yesterday, most people don’t work that day. It’s very easy to get Top 10 with a high bonus like he has, if you watch a bunch of ads (or IP) and hop in and out of the event every 10 min or so.
i got first in 4 events already, tea, extinction, arts and james webb
i feel like im gonna suffer getting number 1 in music cuz my music lobby rng is ass
ptsd intensifies
I think I dont understand something about gains in Beyond. I'm earning 1.77 e168. I have a level up ready for silver superstructures card - that should give a x2 payout for all my moneymakers (basically just CMB I think, but only that and Universe are even candidates). I buy it. And my income is now 1.96 e168, so only like 10% higher. Why?
Well with your style it is only a matter of time 😉. It would be nice if your best rankings could be displayed...
That's the golden rat from the computer lunch logo
||Ping a mod with your apology and reason why you get
, and ask for removing
( might better add you will not do the thing again)||
What am I missing in secret quests?
I got most upgrades but this Boson Amplifier is still far, far out of reach.
did the cat event already start
That income level seems very familiar. Waiting for Flat Universe stage, right? The best generator is not CMB but ||The SUN||.
wait what?
yo wtf
||The thing on your screen and Uraniborg related achievement||
it is
Wth is flat universe stag
A coconut and perhaps... a kitten
i dunno
happy to help tho
☺️
cas did the caat event start, i swear that reminds me to the cat event background
yeah, it started
i'm enjoying it already
oh.
heheeh
Kitten you say?
well im still not free, i will start it later
i did, yeah
Guys... this is cells art and it's about cells related topic
We're branching a bit off from cells
Flat Universe stage is stage where you wait for Flat Universe
(Episode30 of Beyond)
Other kitten
Ah, the cats event has started.
get that little dude out of there, he's not a plant pot
I have a lot more goofy pictures of my 2 cats
What is 'Jester' role? Why do I have it?
- 'Jester' is a role for trolls. Mainly for game cheaters, it also includes those who ignored rules in several channel descriptions.
- You may have this role because you did at least one of the following:
-
- Cheat in the game.
-
- Make a suggestion in #💡-suggestions by making a thread instead of using @noble star's /suggest command.
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- React to entries in #🏆-share-your-prestige after a moderator already did.
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- Send messages in #🎨-cells-art outside of a thread, unless your messages are considered an artwork entry.
- If you want the role removed from you, or you think there has been a mistake, please contact a moderator.
@fleet atlas
Yes yes. More Cats 
Next 3 days this chat will be full with cats
And noone can change something about that
We should have had extinctions now, according to my list of played events. (I did not miss a single one since I started playing exploration events)
i might have done 3
Cats you say?
feline
They bugged it one time and readded it at another place somehow. Its my only one where i have 3 badges less then the others 
Looks like your cats have a working warmdetector.
before I had a modern pc they would always sleep on my warm old pc when im playing xd
You run out of heaters i think. Your cats already need to stack 
well they did decide to get on the smallest heater in the house
Omg Aditya reacted to my message!!
Oh the world needs kitten stompers 
Do you think marcel got that is bcs react tick in prestige channel
yes
The Cheat stuff is sadly wrong. There are dozen of cheaters in #🏆-share-your-prestige who got their ✅ and no 
But god forbid you use some custom ruled discord channels wrong 
Instant jester slap
It looks like sampe is bored from those jesterslop
Where?? 😻
in the game? lol
Restart your game if you don't see it.
The images didn't load and my mind already drifted towards scams 💔
you are broken by mr beast scams 
Bro the event started 30min ago what can u talk abt?
Another W lunch because I didn't notice this :) (or maybe it just got added but probably not)
Ain't she important
Lunch added those emojis since the day you and I noticed
lunch gotta make Explore: Clouds real 🙏
the problem is i reacted a long time ago but i don't remember when or to what user
His profile is literally full of clouds rn
@ Lunch
Where is this?
^
That's not too important
on the clouds
like...in a garden?
Everything is clouds
Did bro even read my message 💔
^
the screenhot from this message???
Yes why
Bro... it's from lunch's bio 💔
That's all I wanted to know. Thank you.
why?
what did you do to receive that role?
Umm you did, so beg for mercy from mods or do nothing and embrace the Jester role
owh
Removing the reaction isn't what gets the role removed. Reaching out to a mod is
react
in #🏆-share-your-prestige
oh
Ping SampeDrako and beg for mercy
Pinging SampeDrako and begging for mercy is the only solution
But.... if you already begged then got the role again.. it's permanent

Make sure to sound like a medical peasant
How good is human spark?
is the volcano even worth it on the mesozoic valley?
absolutely
Whats the volcano
What does it give
It's a logit augment that gives a 1.5x speed boost to all dinosaurs
this
So it's a pretty big production boost
100
sleep is overrated
if u have jester can u appeal it
Yes
👍
I didn't get to log in before JWST ended so I fell out of top100 🙁
Yeah, it's a total tease. Unobtainable until at earliest the next Knowledge update
At the risk of sounding as ignorant as I am about it, but... what exactly are the consequences of having the jester role?
What role do i get from unlocking the singularity in 1:30
Well, Neutrino Expansion was unobtainable once. Only, some ppl did obtain it. Don't worry, I know what you mean
Maybe Sonic Speedster
Not sure though
How do i get it
Do i have to Speedrun again and show a screenshot
But it will take so long because of how many things there is
I think your best time to singularity is shown somewhere in the RE
Yes, it gets harder after a certain point
You have to carefully pick only certain options
At least, it was
How do I get progression roles?
- The way roles used to work in the Cells Discord server is through a fancy feature called “Linked Roles.” An update broke the linked roles system, and since it has been broken for so long, the moderators have decided to revert to the old method of assigning game progression roles: manually.
- Post screenshots of your progress in #🏆-share-your-prestige, and you might get some snazzy roles if your progress meets certain requirements.
-# In case you want to look at the requirements, please click on the server's top bar, then select 'Linked Roles'. You can view the requirements of each role there. You can also take a look at #🏆-share-your-prestige message. Please be reminded that Reality Engine-related roles are not currently available due to the their now-outdated requirements.
Not the same. Empty Sim strat didn't exist, you knew you could get NE if you just waited a few months. You can't wait for Boson Amplifier though, it would literally take you something like 20 years of doing empty sim runs to get it. So, unobtainable. I doubt Computer Lunch themselves will even exist over that timeframe. Ofc there'll be an expansion in the next couple months that'll make it actually possible.
Thanks
Holy internet bro
Well, obviously it's visible to others in the server, but also people with jester roles cannot get any roles from #🏆-share-your-prestige
Both Simulation Speedster and Sonic Speedster of Simulations according to requirements list
Alright thanks
@amber canyon Waiter, my usual please: event testing, 1 of each generator, skip the side branches
20 years is not eternity 🤪 As I said, I know what you mean.
When you complete all 18 explorations... :p
But you get the role for annoying mods? Seems a bit skewed, but hey.
The only tech we've discovered is Human Spark cheesing, and that's only about x2 Knowledge
(Big request lowk lmao)
Not exactly. It's for breaking specific rules
Human Spark cheesing? Idk that one
Yes, ones that make mods' lives harder when you break them, but they don't just assign the role willy nilly
I did start the comparisons
20 years will feel like an eternity, though!
If you have complaints, get them in now before I add more data
You look disgusting and you can't get progression roles
(Not an insult btw just listing the consequences)
Never thought they would. And yeah, rulebreaking should have consequences. Better than banning right away
Just requesting them all at once when it's completely finished because I'm afraid of changes and tbf I'm just lazy to go through them all :p
A ban for rules that get you jestered seems a bit extreme
Definitely will. Neutrino Expansion was bad enough as it was
Tbf Jesters should go into one single channel apart from the community, that's as close we can do to a ban, but hey they can still see announcements and stuff
heh. indeed. but I am sure we will get updates that will make it easy to get.. sometime over the next few months. Or they could fix the price, ofc, that would do it too
-# I'm sorry if I sound immature rn cuz I'm probably half-conscious atm of writing this
I feel like we need multiple jester tiers for that. Like, once is an oopsie, multiple times becomes an issue
Jester Update 💔 Anyways fair point
Get this man MOAR COFFEE!
Regarding updates, I feel a bit curious about how automation/RE/nanobot will turn out
Sorry—I don't drink coffees :p
Tea, then!
Tea sounds interesting
Maybe you should...
I am.. a bit. But only a bit. Nanobots aren't really relevant to progress in the game
...yet
🤔 I'm not so interested in it. Honestly never tried seriously (just a few sips which I already forgot how it tastes like exactly), and I have no plans in doing more so
Human Spark is a unique Reality Engine upgrade, which we can min-max for. This is only possible because of certain factors:
It boosts meta-currency directly (Knowledge rather than Ideas)
It relies on Ideas rather than Entropy, so we can do things before we get too many Knowledge fills
It scales based on Humans, so we have something to min-max
It scales exponentially (1.005^Humans), so it doesn't have diminishing returns (though Knowledge fills do)
So there are various strategies to increase Humans while minimizing Knowledge fills (and then maximizing Knowledge fills after, of course)
i dunno.. i mean, I haven't touched the beta, maybe they've changed it so that it's defacto required, but... well, I'll see in a week or so when it reaches live, I assume
I wouldn't call a RE node cheesing though?
The upper-bound seems to be something like x2 Knowledge though, so it's nice but not groundbreaking
Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had real tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!
Yep. Some Tea has a lot of caffeine
What is this image 💔
It's the Cheshire Cat from the game American McGee's Alice.
Barely looks like a cat to me btw
Looks like a girl to me
It's not just "prioritize Humans for Entropy", but things like getting all Entropy before a single Ideas generator, or buying only certain Ideas nodes and swapping back to get more Humans ASAP
That falls pretty squarely under cheese, for me
Eww. That's painfully hard to focus on.
Hm, that human farming thing is a bit like half-empty sim
I'll take this as my own hallucination
Telling myself to go to sleep
So... farewell duh
Nah.. I mean, the node is there. It's intended to be used. That's no more "cheese" than many other nodes on the RE tree. So, I don't agree.
Should be easy to get something like 1.2 k humans quick
N8
What other node (except Time chambers) do you alter your playstyle for?
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None. Time chambers are the only ones, bc empty sim strat.. which itself is legit cheese, but it's the only one.
Seems pretty clear-cut to me, then 🤷♀️
Do time chambers effect XP?
Regardless of our disagreement on the terminology, I don't see Human Spark getting us to Boson
For RL, I mean?
Only in that more currency = more XP
Actually, they indirectly reduce XP because during empty sim you don't get any
So if you want to farm XP, idle at softcap for a while
Yeah, that's what I was getting at. But I'm not sure if the boost makes up for not constantly getting XP
Darn. I was kinda hoping I'd missed a strat somewhere.
Ok guys, gotta run. The cooking won't do itself, it seems. But if I wait longer, the onions might run away
Sadly that's all we've got, afaik.
Even if we get another Human Spark, violating any of those conditions will prevent a similar min-max strategy from working
Just gotta wait for the next update
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Yep, devolution
Pinging mods is not necessarily going to make them check share your prestige any quicker...
drako could you remove my jester role? i got it due to reacting with the
emoji in #🏆-share-your-prestige and i wasn't aware of it
I'll set two off? One for the main chain with only 1 of each generator. One for the side branch ||claws to whiskers|| according to the wiki (which will need more Felidae generators).
@primal stump thanks man
I'll have to admit I'm hard stuck on the beyond rn
I'm trying to get the 2nd super upgrade (the 2e175 one)
At my current rate of production, it'd take 420 days of active clicking to get that
I have lvl 7 sun cards, all relevant constellations, and lvl 2 rare cards for sun
The only thing I can agree that I might be late on is event bonus because I absolutely hate that part of the gameplay (getting reset every few days and being forced to keep my pc turned on with an autoclicker 50+% of the time is not acceptable to me as a necessary involvement)
Am I gonna be forced to do events or am I likely missing something obvious
just buy blue stars and wait
and before anyone says dont do it, its the longest part of beyond
Sounds good. N.B. That I think Bobcats requires Patterned Coats from that chain (updated WIP)
I don't think events have any impact on Beyond, except the Dark Matter/lootboxes they can give as rewards
If you mean Flat Universe, you should know that the next update will reduce the cost of it, so you might want to wait for that.
When I start a new simulation, should I let it "soak" or a few hours before buying anything in order for the boosts to build up?
wait 14 days if you have all time nodes in the Reality Engine tree, before buying. That’s extremely optimal.
a guy here said to wait 14 days to maximize metabits
You could let it soak until the time chambers are all full, actually
14 days wtf
yeah I know
Yes. A weird design thing
We talking about real life 14 days ? Like 2 whole weeks ?? 😭
Hopefully they'll fix it soon though
Yes, unless you make use of the bug that makes time double in primary sim when you have the game open in any other sim
Then it can be as low as one week
This is all I have so far so 10 hours should be enough, right?
wtf that’s insane
Yep
7 days in your case
Seven days for the metabit boost and knowledge boost would be better
Oh, ok
You always want to max out all the time chamber things.
but you don't HAVE to
Yeah but you REALLY should. Like, it’s an immense difference compared to if you don’t
Not playing optimally is not going to screw you over
You'll still progress, just slower
WAY slower
How big of a difference?
You could always just wait until you get enough metabits/knowledge to buy news things in the tree (that's what I do cause I'm too anxious to wait two weeks)
Right now, I am doing a new Sim almost daily if not every two days
In your case, 100x
Oh, wow
Once you have all the time nodes, it’s 10000x for knowledge/metabits, and way higher than that for ideas/entropy
...speaking of empty sims, there's probably no point in trying to level up before I start my next one, is there?
Eh, this early it's probably better to do shorter time to get RE nodes faster
I concur
It depends. If a quick sim run will get you several nodes in RE tree, then yeah, spam reboot until you can’t get the easy stuff anymore. THEN do the 7d/14d empty sim run thing
Hey, that's still eight levels I got out of the last empty sim
I have realized that buying Darwin was my best choice, i bought 5k, and in the meso valley i went from rank 24 to rank 50
The timeflux is insane
And I have the 3h one
Last time I ran the numbers, even +50% from RE nodes was worth cutting a 14d run short to 7d based just off of Metabits/Knowledge
I don't really feel like spinning up the model again but you need a lot less than you'd think, especially at low RL
"it depends". If you have a bunch of time nodes, doing empty sim run always gets you that huge difference, but when spam rebooting gets you a bunch of nodes with little effort, it makes sense to do them first, especially if it means you can get more time nodes.
Now i think i will start getting prestiges
Oh, sure. For clarity, I'm advocating that the lower your RL, the shorter your empty sim should be, not that you shouldn't do them.
Spam rebooting is technically more efficient for a long time--I think when you get the Time Amplifier--but nobody has the patience for it
Wellll.. I can't speak to the general Cells player base, but lots of us in this Discord sure do have the patience for it. But we might be a tad competitive/like to optimize. Heh.
What is RL?
Research Level
do another short empty sim 😉
what's your definition of "short"?
3days
hmm noted
aim to get those meaningful upgrades like another posible time chamber etc
No, 3 days usually makes zero sense. You get almost none of the benefit. The way it’s set up is that like 99% of the benefit of the nodes are on the same day they cap. Max them out or don’t do empty sim at all.
after 14d empty sim you get plenty of
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- converting it into meaningful nodes makes even short empty sims very efficient with yet another big increase in
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to buy more expensive stuff
You don’t need to take my word for it, just look at the info right there in game, in the time summary.
gaining 9 levels after two 3day sims in comparison to gain of 1 level after 14days felt very good
I just got the 6th ideas one but the Entropy Time Multiplier is a bit away...
Primary sim feels like its the easiest its ever been at the moment and possibly the easiest it ever will be for new players.
You get to 40 or 50 in 2 weeks of very casual play.
But I am more "vibe" style of a player rather than crunching the numbers. I might be wrong 😉
Why are there 6 Idea Time Chambers but 5 Entropy ones?
“because”
cool
heh yep. the game has some oddities, for sure
It's changed. Closer to linear now.
While the upgrading of each crystal/chamber is backweighted, it's not that extreme. If you only wait 7d, you're only 2.5x off of waiting 14 days, and you did it in half the time, so you could come out ahead depending on what you can buy.
My 2times 3 day empty sim is basically 7day sim divided into two. #💬-cells-chat message
reason why I made the choice to do 2 times 3days was acquisition of very good RE nodes - reality amplifier + many others
@amber canyon @mellow carbon Glad to know it's changed. That must be pretty recent, since I know it was as I described, not long ago.
It changed when it went to 14d IIRC.
Ty for the correction
In the 21 day version, half full happend on day 20.
In the 14 day version, half full happens on day 8.
oh that's interesting
So obviously during the 21 day era, you had to wait the entire 21 days.
Just saying in this event why have they got nodes || Ocelot and Ocelots; as well as Leopard Cat and Leopard Cats.|| 🙄
Late game is boring, you don't get to play anymore. Just sitting and waiting for the next expansion.
Be efficient but theres no need to get to the end game as fast as possible.
Very true, but it is so hard to fight against your instincts.
I'm still messing around on RL79 with my main save. Mind you I played through the primary content already (using a 7 day Empty Sim file).
like I am currently longing for 12 more
to finish constellations, but then I will be basically done with the most beautiful simulation
🤷♂️
Not messing around very much ... just letting a file run for days to get an extra primary node.
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This is why I'm playing through Beyond without boosting. Stretching out the point where I only start visiting it every 6 months.
I am not dead
That's what a zombie or bot would say
Average giraffe intellectual?
Guys the average giraffe intellectual is being held hostage by the cucumber intellectual association
omg was wondering how can i get all the new stuff for industrial revolution, yh unlocked roads today, ancient now better than everything else together 🤣
gonna make it 10x easier
Cats 1st report.
Main (1 of each generator, main path): your diagram is correct from ||Felidae to Serval (which unlocks Ocelot). Have been temporarily buying the BBC, SCL and Lion nodes - these are all dead-ends (so far).||
Side (unrestricted qtys 1st generator, 0x other generators, aiming towards ||Whiskers||): your diagram is correct from ||Felidae to Acute Senses (which unlocks Flexibility).||
Great!
Meanwhile I'm playing "normally" and am still waiting to unlock Lion ^^;
oh crap an event started
I do have quite the advantage, with ad, offline and badge boost. And also it weirdly giving me a lot more offline ad boost in the early stages than I expected.
I've got a meager 15% badge boost, but I could probably have reached Lion if I was actively playing
Half of the objectives should be possible in under 8h 🤔
But I think the back hafl is going to be brutal, no?
Depends what you mean by active. I've been eating and watching yt videos and some chores. Then checking in on the two devices running the events when the timers beep.
it did do that
60% badge boost should be ez
That old phone that I hadn't gotten rid of is coming in quite handy for this.
I can imagine
I sure hope so, because I'm in trouble if not
For me, it's a longer event. But not as long as Thought and Art.
i have trouble even finishing an event with 200% boost
i must be close if i try hard enough
thats a way to progress, the more the merrier
Eyeballing it it looks like it should be okay?
Really? It should be trivial to get the badges with a 200% boost, and Top 10 shouldn’t be difficult either. Are you playing on Steam with no infinity pass + no temp jump to mobile for the ad boost? That would slow progress in Events down a lot
Alright, got flat universe, what's the best generator now?
Cmb iirc
Ok, ty
I don’t know why you need to ask when you can just check ingame
Just wanted to check
i'm playing on pc yes
no inf pass
If you have a phone or a tablet you can install Cells on, you can move the save over via the in-game crossplatform save, get the ad boost for 4x speed, then move the save back over to Steam to play (if that’s your preference). Also autoclickers on Steam are fine to use and can really help sometimes.
New to the game on and on PC and I have a few questions:
- I saw on Reddit that there is a guide here to spending Darwinium but I looked through the pins and can't find any. For primary sim is Augments -> Modules -> Upgrades a good basic order? And then only the diamond deodes and super stars in meso and beyond in later stages?
- I see lots of comments about boosting. Am I correct that this is mostly for mobile players and I should not boost on PC since I can't do it with ads?
(ofc inf pass is ideal, but it costs money)
2: See the advice I just gave to Babaisyoo, note that if you pay for Infinity Pass, you get the full benefit that ads would give you. Autoclickers are fine and even encouraged.
1: idk if the info online is still valid or not, but “buy the cheapest permanent stuff” is generally the way to go with regards to darwinium. It’s usually pretty self-evident
For the Darwinium, there's also one other permanent upgrade I'd recommend, but if you haven't reached Research Level 10 I'll not say more about that.
I'm research lvl 21. Not sure which you are referring to but I might have it already
- My advice about Darwinium #💬-cells-chat message
wait what unlokcs at level 10
Beyond. Have you unlocked the Research Missions tab?
That's the minimum level to get Beyond post-Reality Reboot. I think Meso is somewhere between 3-6, but I forget
But yeah it was weird being used to the sims pretty much just being there from the start pre-RR if I got the right nodes and then starting over recently and they were locked behind levelling up 😭
Yes, I have
Cool beans. The fifth research slot is not a bad use of Darwinium
And have you used all the codes?
I am
And yeah it’s slow
Tho one time I finished the tea event in less than 12 hours
It’s really worth it for the quick jump and back to mobile for the 4x ad boost. Minor hassle that takes a few minutes that saves you maybe 8 additional hours you’d otherwise have to expend getting the badges.. and ofc to have any hope of Top 10 rewards, that 4x (ad boost or via IP) is basically mandatory.
I mean, on the one hand, mobile seems to have little-to-no downsides. On the other hand, I have pride/stubbornness issues, and since I got this far on steam, I might as well finish on steam.
But I might just make the switch. Getting ||>100 AAAA|| stardust at this point is like a pipe dream. I think I’ve still got that save manager thing sorted.
I play on both iPad and Steam. Usually I’m on Steam when an update drops bc of the delayed release of the mobile version. I top up the time right before that ofc. I also basically always play on Steam + autoclicker when doing and completing an empty sim run, way easier
Play how you want to play 🙂. I'm the same.
Well sure. Play as you want. Noone is the boss of you, except you. Except perhaps those players here that are still minors, I suppose!
I mean, the save manager thing was a while ago. It might need “recalibration”, or whatever the fancy word is.
… well,ok, Cells employees are another case. heh
Yeah, he was involved in it. Collab.
He also got to the deep sea event in another collab.
In fact, one month, the event roster went cats-deep sea-cats-deep sea.
Or deep sea-cats-deep sea-cats. Doesn’t matter which.
I’ve never had an issue with the save manager.. (crossplatform save part of it, i mean.. there’s bugs when linking in with google play especially)
I’ve never really used it except for the whole “make sure to use it just in case your account goes all BSOD or something” thingy
I think it was you who was saying it
(Admittedly, I am changing the wording a little)
nodnod.. it’s the best way to make sure you won’t lose your progress bc hardware failure or some operating system issue
I think largely we've got to the bottom of that for most. Leave it 10-20 mins and maybe do the first 'mission' (tap for entropy). Seems to work in ~3)4 of the cases.
True dat
I’ll have another look at some point
and like I said, to move your save back and forth between platforms
That too
Also I know I’ve said this before
But I think a somewhat cool idea for an event
Would be the evolution of CtS itself
The initial ideas
The creation
The updates
Etc etc
Like an anniversary event or smthn
So do most people spend like 10 minutes every day doing max ads for each simulation on mobile? Or really just for events?
Some events are harder than others
Philosophy is notably about 2.5x harder than Bees
Right? It's just got a lot of generators and the timer mechanic
Technically I think my Bees times here are underestimated due to said timer mechanic though
But not by all that much
The real gotcha is Humans at the end
Yeah…philosophy took me several tries to beat.
It takes like 2 minutes tops bc I do it just for events (typically 6, since 4 to get to 16h for 4x boundary, plus 2 more for 4x.. though if I want Top 10 I’ll usually top it up past the end of the event). I will force close any ad that takes longer than 30 seconds, and if i get a 5 second ad, I’ll repeat that as many times as it will let me, since ads often cluster if done in fast succession
I must be missing something. Those times you list make no sense to me.
Mostly for events. These goblins will even do it for the offline bonus, too.
It sure does work, though
I can give you the data, if you want.
What about it doesn't make sense?
Like, correct me if I'm wrong, but attaining 100% on the left axis means that you fully complete the event in that time, right? Like "The Big Questions" event takes about 50 hours?
Yes, and no, respectively.
"The Big Questions" is the bottom-most line that reaches 100% at about 132h
Oops, I meant the other one. So, Fungus (easy to read dashed line) takes about 70 hours. Is that an accurate read of your graph?
Yep!
Except.. it doesn't. Even at base 1x speed.
I'll recheck it, but this is what I have for Fungus
So obviously there's some additional factor.. like you are playing the event seriously suboptimally.
Maybe at 1x, and zero badge bonus. Maybe.
That would be my first guess, yes
It's got me half-tempted to do a run and record the times and compare (after multiplying time to compare iso with 1x and 0% boost)
As it is, totally un-precisely, with events somewhere in 250% to 300%, and 4x ad boost, all events take me just a few hours.
72 / (4*[3.5..4]) = [4.5..5.14], so you would finishing it in 4-5h
Maybe. Maybe faster though. I generally jump in and out of the event frequently, which goes much faster than staying in the game. Your graph wouldn't reflect that playstyle.
If I think to, I'll record my times on Wednesday when I do Cats.
Yeah, I don't include anything but 'leaving the event open' and 'buying generators/upgrades'
So the offline boost, ad boost, badge boost, clickables, nanobots, and manual/auto clicks are not accounted for.
Far too much variance to for useful approximations
As a rough estimate though, since offline time is doubled you could probably just halve the times again.
So you'd finish in 2-2.5h, or about 32x faster than I did at the start
As I see it, the primary uses of the graph are:
- Comparing events to judge their difficulty/speed relative to other events
- Comparing the slope of each event to judge the difficulty/speed relative to the rest of that event
- Estimating the resources (time, darwinium, boosts, etc.) needed to complete an event in the desired time
Of these, only 3) is really affected by playstyle, since presumably that wouldn't change from event to event for any given player
Makes sense
- is also good evidence for balance changes but unfortunately I don't see that happening.
Philosophy is the big outlier and that's been known for ages
Genuinely what does the Singularity do, every time I get it, it says new best time but I’m confused on what it does
whats your current best time
It said like 8 something
the time should be how long it took you to reach the singularity since your most recent reboot
Check your stats tab in the reality engine. It should be in minutes and seconds, or I assume hours, minutes, and seconds if it's longer than an hour
can you tap for ideas?
I imagine it would if you switched to the idea section of the tree or one of the idea-generating gardens, but I haven't actually checked myself.
There's another way I know of in the planetary garden but it's later game from where I assume you are
Well when you put it like that 😭
Yea it works I just tested it
sweet
Jester….
oh its the infinity pass thing
i was like something's iff but i cant put my finger on it
thats a crazy amount of cheating. probably a brand new account that got from 1 to 77 in a few minutes
literally joined today and didnt even try to hide it
Posted it in two channel just in case you missed it the first time
seems strange to see no Entropy Research available.
I see the reason, work was busy and so i didn't play. Left it in an empty sim for 1.5 days after getting the 4th Entropy time chamber.
entropy boost vs idea boost
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Gng i just unlock libra stars what next stars should i unlock
scorpio or pisces
Is gemini good? Like does it benefit me alot?
Depends. Do you use the speed multiplier boost in research missions?
Yeah i do
Then yes, it's pretty good
Thanks
when does primary simulation progress really slow down
the soft cap currently is level 84 iirc
yes but before that do you progress linearly
why do they give you something that you wont be able to afford for like 2 weeks
Starts to slow down between 50 and 60, then can get very slow around 75.
These numbers change each update. 6 months ago the level cap was 55, now its 84.
New record!!
How is that even possible
For me, anyway.... Not sure what the highest is lol
10 fingers on my Note 10 +. I can do 600+ with 5 fingers.
It's more like a rapid flick of the wrist with tips of my fingers hovering just above the screen. The rapid flick, (imagine strumming a guitar super fast) causing my fingers tips to bounce of the screen alternating from the thumb and the other 4 fingers.
-# has skill to uncap? click speed
Put that on earth and see how it goes
Am I being a show-off if I send here my PB once again? 
Maybe #🏆-share-your-prestige ?
I did share it here > #💬-cells-chat message
Sad to say I rarely get over 1000 nowadays and occasionally over 1100.
1260 o.o
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-# Don't mind the first part 😄 I wanted to record the level up and suddenly ShootingStar came by 
this looks rather diabolical
12h idle not even 1e173
i just have to hope i get the trait upgrades i suppose
Ugh, Felis and Puma are way too similar
If the new episode in beyond starts, when is the better time to buy black hole?