💬-cells-chat

[fleet ruin]

Either am or pm

[trim eagle]

Already got the update

[fleet ruin]

Cool

[clear zenith]

so I'm dumb...is there a way to check for updates in Steam?

[white egret]

close all steam games then reopen steam

[clear zenith]

last update was e30, so I'm skeptical

ofc, I'm sure if there is something, it'll come in about 12 hours, give or take a few

[trim eagle]

Besides getting the rest of the constellations, what else is there left to do in the beyond tho?

[clear zenith]

upgrade cards? 🤷‍♂️

[forest anchor]

Why are nicknames getting reversed 💔

[trim eagle]

What

[clear zenith]

you're just a trendsetter like that I suppose

I saw at least one other person do it so I was like why not 🤷‍♂️

[forest anchor]

Nope more like Nowadays or someone else
I use Surotcele not surotcelE

[zinc kernel]

Oh look the new update
Wonder how long it’ll ta-

Sweet mother of pearl..

[clear zenith]

have fun

[prime vale]

im sure its not because of

[desert flax]

I reversed my words

and inverted my pfp and reveresed the words of my status too

?huh

)em rof rpA 1 s'ti(

okay I need to stop speaking in reverse

[forest anchor]

Looks convincing, but the font's different

[mellow carbon]

Does everyone hate the cheese event? This is the lowest number of friends I've seen playing an event in a long time.

Huh, it's possible it's the leaderboard reset. I wonder if that affects events too. I think the reset must have just happened since I'm magically rank 25 now (normally 400+)

[sacred wharf]

I'm more bummed out that my finished Beyond simulation was #6,448. 🥺

[pastel sparrow]

Wtf the backrooms trailer

I sm ready for watching

[strange lark]

You're right its crazy~

[pastel sparrow]

But maybe it’s scam

I was impressed thst the brougth her out as a susprise

Is rare

It’s weirddd

[strange lark]

Yeah~ yeah teehee

[desert flax]

wha- Sugar.exe has- Sugar.exe_has_stopped_responding_exe.exe has stopped responding

why did the prompt to close me stop responding

somehow still here

IT'S BEEN 4 days

wait lemme reping

<@&535129309648781332> resnipe the guy advertising

[keen carbon]

!ban 1484971250013966567 spam/advertising

[bright otter]

Banned dwaynedadumbest256 (Case #4436) (user notified with a direct message)

[primal stump]

!ban 1484971250013966567 scammer

[bright otter]

User is already banned indefinitely.

[desert flax]

kek

[primal stump]

Bruh

[desert flax]

sampe banning the same person jojo did (and after too)

[primal stump]

It's slower ban people with a phone

[desert flax]

oh great quarter's on this too

[azure turtle]

I was the one that deleted the advertisement though :)

Was too old to be removed automatically by the ban command lol

[desert flax]

this is more confusing than some scratch projects

[forest anchor]

I definitely didn't know that but thank you

[desert flax]

ban who

[azure turtle]

Gotta spin the wheel

Need some mod abuse from time to time

[desert flax]

spin what wheel

[azure turtle]

The "who's getting the ban" wheel

[primal stump]

https://tenor.com/view/dcg-dragonclawgames-spin-spinning-wheel-gif-21987668

One of server users will be banned, xd

[primal stump]

So it can be you

[desert flax]

should not be me

the worst thing I have done here is talk about mods

(for cts)

[azure turtle]

The wheel has spoken

[strange lark]

Wait actually~~ lets just select one random person in the whole server to sacrifice for our lord and savior Semblance:3

[desert flax]

wait

that's not fair

[strange lark]

It is :>

[desert flax]

guess April Fools does April Fools

[azure turtle]

!ban @desert flax

[polar viper]

Totally random. Totally fair

[azure turtle]

Why did they go quiet suddenly lmao

[strange lark]

Exactly :33

[desert flax]

just busy playing cts

[azure turtle]

Thought I screwed up writing the fake ban command for a sec

[strange lark]

Im busy with.. whatever anime girls do </3

[desert flax]

I swear if you'd have put my user id in there I'd begone for eternity

[azure turtle]

Hmm

[desert flax]

like actually

[azure turtle]

!ban 835078430511988768 For funny :)

[desert flax]

835078430511988768

how did that not ban me

[strange lark]

Input random numbers and see if you actually get someone

[azure turtle]

Is there someone with 000000000000000001 ID?

[strange lark]

Maybe

Who knows teehee

[lament crow]

add me in list

[desert flax]

hits @strange lark snap out of it, you're not an anime girl

[lament crow]

and @sour hatch too

[strange lark]

You cant change it silly ❤️

[desert flax]

please tell me I'm just hallucinating this weird person...

fun fact: my account is almost 5y old!!

[forest anchor]

You're just hallucinating that weird person

There, I told you

[desert flax]

thanks, surotcele

[forest anchor]

No problem rugaS

-# It should be raguS shouldn't it

[desert flax]

oh shoot

whatever I'm switching it back

[steel adder]

Hallo

Is anyone Vietnamese?

[desert flax]

hello to the chaos of cells-chat during April Fools

[desert flax]

@terse vigil has his language set to viet afaik

don't know if he's actually vietnamese

[wheat holly]

ha

[wheat holly]

how do yall even form constellations im not getting any stars

[fathom stirrup]

farm red dwarf missions, before you leave your EPisode upgrade to max ranks every generator possible to trigger "rank up reward screen" - sometimes they yield and

[rugged turtle]

Why I'm I stuck at 16.90 for months🫤

[fathom stirrup]

is

[desert flax]

probably because your current Entro is Qitg

way further than your production

[cloud lintel]

Are beyond and Mesozoic valley useful for the main simulation?

[fathom stirrup]

yes

1. advancement in Meso and Beyond unlock new branches in primary simulation
2. in reality engine there are nodes that give you boost based on your progression in Meso, Beyond and Exploratin events. (located on the left side from RE main node)

[cloud lintel]

Oh ok thank you

Where are you guys ranked on the cheese event

[gray yew]

like 94 or smthn

speaking of which

[fathom stirrup]

currently #11, but I am farming at the end of challenge 1

[cloud lintel]

Your 11th I’m 10th😂

[fathom stirrup]

it doesn't matter because there are divisions - it is highly unlikely you are in my div #231

[gray yew]

okay
im #95 now

[cloud lintel]

Nah I’m #281

[gray yew]

i dont normally finish like this, but just this once...
(wasnt sure if i spoiled or not, so im resending)

[cloud lintel]

Ooo

[gray yew]

its possible yes
tho this is the first time ive done it (finish the event like that i mean, not finish the event)

[cloud lintel]

What boost does the big cheese give

[fathom stirrup]

×2 to 🥛 😄

[cloud lintel]

Nice

[fathom stirrup]

It is the lowest number of generators in an event I have seen after completing a level. ||Not a single one above 200?!||

[cloud lintel]

Ha

[prime vale]

april fools loooool!!

[desert flax]

I knew it was AF

so I AF'ed you because of your AF joke

[rugged turtle]

I decided to reboot and I was able to buy a lot of upgrade so hopefully eventually it'll go fastrr

[prime vale]

we should all get jester role for april fools

[wheat holly]

thatd take alot

i have other stuff on my missions

and the red dwarves take like 18 hours

which divided by 4 is 4.5

i could buy a slot with darwinium

and another i unlock next ep

[terse vigil]

well i am from VN
-# i just set my client's language to english

[strange lark]

This upgrade is goooood~

[wheat holly]

idk the thing is i dont have that many red dwarf missions availavle

i got 2

maybe in future i unlock more#

could also assemble gemini

thatd boost

a bit

either way game slowed down a lil

ep 11 adds ALOT

[fathom stirrup]

just let the episode run for some time after you finished it and then just unlock stuff for free - Red Dwarves take long at your stage, but they are 100% worth it.

[wheat holly]

didnt get a sun card in a long while

atleast i get from ranking up

but not much

[desert flax]

stop it- Sugar.exe has stopped working- how many times have I said this?

[wheat holly]

also wtf beyond is insane source of darwinium

[fathom stirrup]

so is Meso

[wheat holly]

my meso progress so small

its basically nothing'

idk meso more boring than beyond

[midnight bloom]

What's this achievement?

[wheat holly]

okay apparently there were many of those rare cards that i didnt actually oan

own

for meso

[prime vale]

only in beta

[midnight bloom]

Thanks

[desert flax]

if it's in beta then DON'T SHARE IT

[sweet hedge]

Forgot this is #💬-cells-chat

Oops

[polar viper]

Now we all die. Someone asked about beta content and got an answer outside of beta chat.

[flat sun]

Is using the sun the only way to progress through EP 30 until ||flat universe||?

[mellow carbon]

I think you get flat & curved mostly from the sun, although because of cards I'm getting a similar amount from mercury. CMB would matter if I got a few more cards for it.

[trim eagle]

Do I still have the Jester?

Nah

It was funny in the morning, now not as much 😭

Crazy work that you get the same badge as literal game cheaters for upvoting posts in share your prestige

[forest anchor]

"Only in beta"
Sir look at the channel name

[azure turtle]

:)

There is a way to get rid of it...

[forest anchor]

I feel like I shouldn't say it

[trim eagle]

How?

[hollow pelican]

Jester Today!

[trim eagle]

This feels like esoteric knowledge

Like knowledge I shouldn't have

A memetic cognitohazard

[azure turtle]

For a small price of 9.99$

To my personal bank account

[forest anchor]

Potential scam??? /nsrs

[prime vale]

@martain council

scam

fr

[forest anchor]

Remove this message please?

[forest anchor]

Gah

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/871078752745041951/1138843608225685575/1034859368287588413.gif

[prime vale]

i forgor it was normal chgat

char

chat

[hollow pelican]

Martain 😭

[primal stump]

I'll improve the offer, 9.98$

[sweet hedge]

I’ll improve more, 10 kromer

[sullen flower]

Is it better to have 4x boosts ready for empty sim strat or can you min max more by buying all items than boosting

Or does it literally NOT matter gng

[noble dune]

even after automation || observable universe || the timer doesnt work when offline wtf

b30 spoiler

[prime vale]

ill improve more, 6 knobs

[fathom stirrup]

For your own sanity don't bother with ||OU ||

[hollow pelican]

Jester

[sweet hedge]

What if the jester update is out but no one cheated yet

[hollow pelican]

Could be

[sweet hedge]

I mean there is the new secret achievement slot

[tawdry parrot]

starting cheese event at 1d 8 hours left

[fathom stirrup]

should be doable

feeling of is strange, you barely make any progress, gather low amounts of but get very easily to high rankings

[outer sinew]

hi

[rough axle]

hello young lady

[tawdry parrot]

the upgrades are awful lol

[spring dome]

is the april fools joke the existence of the jester update 💀

[sweet hedge]

Maybe

[spring dome]

🤔

[rough axle]

no

[sweet hedge]

Feels to real to be fake

How can you fake a screenshot in minutes

[gray yew]

pretty sure

sorta like the rock update
difference being the rock one ended up happening (eventually)

[tawdry parrot]

is this real?

[sweet hedge]

Theres plenty more

[sweet hedge]

Hopefully

[fathom stirrup]

the beauty of this event is in its ridiculousness which can easily disgust people from playing it > easy top10

[rough axle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332572237596987465/1480770130844717129/ScreenRecording_03-09-2026_18-58-31_1.gif

[tawdry parrot]

nice

[tawdry parrot]

cute

[strange lark]

-# just like me

[hollow pelican]

bro has to be joking

[tawdry parrot]

this event is SLOW

[tawdry parrot]

im cuter

[sweet hedge]

And this too

[tawdry parrot]

this is so high effort

please make it a reality

[hollow pelican]

Holy

How do you get this?

[sweet hedge]

#🤔-ama-questions

[sweet hedge]

That means you cant time cheat anymore? Huh, its been ages

[tawdry parrot]

im 3/12 cheese and its already slow as balls

this is awful

[rough axle]

no access

[outer sinew]

What is the next update?

[sweet hedge]

oh

[rough axle]

jester

[azure turtle]

It's hidden?

[azure turtle]

We will see soon~

[hollow pelican]

the Jester update

[outer sinew]

when ?

[hollow pelican]

Today, just a few hours from now

[outer sinew]

really ?

[hollow pelican]

Yes

[rough axle]

christmas only a week away

[fathom stirrup]

As I said, this is exactly the beauty of . It's ultra slow meaning many people would give up or just don't get enough > easy money

[tawdry parrot]

leak:

[sweet hedge]

holy AI

[hollow pelican]

Hi, it's me... Ultraslow

[hollow pelican]

Holy AI

[tawdry parrot]

-1000 trees and water

[azure turtle]

I have no clue!! ^^

[sweet hedge]

did semblance shit on this or smth

[hollow pelican]

Semblance's having a stroke rn, her visual generation can't be this bad

[rough axle]

still

it could be worse

cough cough

#reality-anomalies

[tawdry parrot]

the stroke:

sorry

[formal yoke]

What is up with the jester role

[forest anchor]

holy AI-

[hollow pelican]

why don't you ask "what's up with the Jester update?"

[cloud lintel]

Anyone know what happened to cyborgs and superhumans

[tawdry parrot]

when will the clown 🤡 update happen?

[forest anchor]

Temporarily removed—will be back in the future

[edgy crystal]

Is it worth breaking the simulation by changing the time?

[forest anchor]

I wouldn't suggest

Please see https://cell-to-singularity.fandom.com/wiki/Compromised_Simulation for more information

[sweet hedge]

#💬-cells-chat message

[formal yoke]

[rough axle]

you want your save deleted

[formal yoke]

Always a jumpscare seeing a new secret achievement

[azure turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/ban-button-keyboard-press-the-ban-button-gif-16387934

[clear zenith]

So, do the devs regularly do April 1st stuff? Only time I've heard about is the rocks sim, and that must've been a few years ago

guys it's the jester update frfr (Beyond ep24 spoilers too)

[dry cairn]

Time to start the Chesse event.

[strange lark]

SLOP SLOP SLOP

[sweet hedge]

tv slop

[low mango]

hello

[strange lark]

bruwu became obs~

[low mango]

what happened to YOU?!

[slow rock]

both me and @desert flax have been trying to find a hiding place from her

[forest anchor]

Go somewhere else

This is an honest suggestion

[strange lark]

:3

excited for the jester update mr obs>?

[low mango]

no and yes

[low mango]

changing genders overnight is crazy

[strange lark]

nahh its just playing a character for april fools

[hollow pelican]

Big Maniac is that ya?

[low mango]

phew

[slow rock]

in fact me and him have made a full roleplay

[hollow pelican]

Drifter... Shifter... Sun-

[strange lark]

lets go to general uh

[slow rock]

alright, deal

[desert flax]

okay

[forest anchor]

flashbacks

[prime vale]

sunifter? sunfter? sunter?

[fickle kettle]

Hi guys

[forest anchor]

It's Jester Duolingo themself

[prime vale]

thanks

i almost forgor to do my chess!!

i have a 487 days streak!!

[hollow pelican]

does he know

[prime vale]

i dont

😔

[hazy sedge]

I heard that the restart automation was proposed by a certain player. Or did the official finally have a conscience?

[forest anchor]

You mean automation after reboot? That's official—coming in the future

[hazy sedge]

yeah

[hazy sedge]

A year ago, several people on our side in China proposed the "automatic point". Since the process of restarting from scratch to the singularity was too frequent, we put forward this suggestion to the official.

[hazy sedge]

I just posted a post in the team, but I deleted it because someone said it was meaningless and scolded me.

[prime vale]

automation was in one of the betas, but it was SOO buggy, it had to be removed

it will be added after industrial revolution 2

[forest anchor]

After? Probably, but not confirmed

[prime vale]

theres automation after ind rev 2

lets hope it wont be delayed five times (i counted) like industrial revolution 2

[forest anchor]

Yes, but being mentioned in the latest update announcement doesn't mean it is 100% coming right after

But high chance as said

[prime vale]

noli milestones released before automation 💔

[forest anchor]

So hopefully it is after because my fingers are sore every time I reboot as well

[prime vale]

i just use autoclicker to buy everything really fast

[hazy sedge]

Yeah, me too.

[sudden magnet]

i've been close to a sub 1 minute reboot before

but yeah its annoying

[dry cairn]

The automation wasnt fast, so it will save your fingers but not any time.

[hazy sedge]

But at least it's a bit more relaxing. We don't expect the AI to be extremely fast.

[dry cairn]

True. Would save the effort of manually doing it.

[dusk pilot]

why they didnt do any event for april fools 😔

[clear zenith]

there's still time

they usually announce stuff mid-day their time

[hazy sedge]

Another point of concern is that the possibility we've considered makes us wonder if the Transcendence would also gain reputation points just like the Mesozoic dinosaurs.

[clear zenith]

well, I see no reason it wouldn't (I assume you're talking about prestige and boosting primary sim, anyhow)

[vivid coral]

I think the amount of dark matter income in Beyond is too low for how many things there are to upgrade.

[hazy sedge]

This is an assumption about opening the reputation because too many cards have been upgraded.

[clear zenith]

it's not worth your time to upgrade the cards for earlier generators. just focus on the ones that have an impact, usually the most recent 3 or so, and you'll find you have a lot more dark matter to spare

[vivid coral]

Yeah, except in this latest iteration where the universe geometry upgrades improve the earlier generators

And then it seems like I'll still be waiting days before I can get the next thing

[clear zenith]

ah, well in that case I'm pretty sure the best generator is ||the sun|| so focus on that

[fathom stirrup]

just focus on those with impact - why level up traits for Vesta Vesna?

[vivid coral]

the hell is Vesna?

[forest anchor]

Venus? Vesta?

[rough axle]

sedna

[formal yoke]

Does it feel sorta slow for every meso rank or does like 3 prestiges make it really fast

[fathom stirrup]

Vesna is spring in old czech language 😄

[forest anchor]

So like 'vernal' or something

[fathom stirrup]

probably Vesta - the moon/asteroid/little planet thingy with no impact on play 🙂

[clear zenith]

just my personal experience, but by prestige 2 it's still feeling slow

faster than before but not fast

[hazy sedge]

It's not enough. I even think it was slow before the sixth one.

[formal yoke]

I can finish a rank relatively fast if im thinking about it so I should probably just start ignoring the last money challenge to speed it up

[clear zenith]

yeah, I skip it if it'll take a while

[fathom stirrup]

more I advance the less I invest into trait level cards so it feels slower for me 😄

[clear zenith]

that's probably my problem as well honestly

I know it's all gonna go away anyway so 🤷‍♂️

[formal yoke]

I feel like beyond and primary take up so much of my focus after first prestige i forgot meso and event existed

Probably why my primary is so slow

[fathom stirrup]

I'm like - why would it need to be more than rank3?

[rough axle]

e30 wants all generators at like level 6000 or smth

[tawdry parrot]

sorry for slop

Is the april fool's joke today that cheese is godawfully slow?

[thorny surge]

What's with the Red Dwarves I get in Beyond? What do they do?

[rough axle]

nuh hu

[tawdry parrot]

dark matter, cards for series 1, starbits for constellations and darwinium

[coarse narwhal]

Can't we redeem more than one code at the same time now?

[dry cairn]

I havent heard about any change to that system.

[coarse narwhal]

I can't redeem all the others on my other save, because it says "connection with rewards server expired"

[dry cairn]

Thats a very different question than your first one.
The most recent patch notes do say something like "improved handling and support of promo codes"

[coarse narwhal]

Yeah so how can I redeem the other codes?

[dry cairn]

Cant. They can be used only once.

[coarse narwhal]

What?

[chilly vector]

How did I randomly get almost 100k mutagen or whatever it is the blue stuff

[coarse narwhal]

So you mean I can use only one of these?

#🎭-semblance message

[fathom stirrup]

sometimes it just happen to people

[dry cairn]

you can use all 15.

[coarse narwhal]

No I can't

[chilly vector]

It happened 2 twice in back to back extentions

[fathom stirrup]

does it show on a screen that you got it or you just noticed it?

[chilly vector]

Like it was magic

[dry cairn]

You said "other save"
I assumed that meant you already used them on a different save of the same account.

Though I may be misunderstanding

[coarse narwhal]

No I mean another account, I have two accounts, mobile and steam

I can't redeem all codes on steam

[dry cairn]

If different devices and different account, the codes should work.

[chilly vector]

It never actually showed that I got anything like it was just there

[fathom stirrup]

well enjoy this magical gift - maybe I have gotten it also but I haven't noticed it

[coarse narwhal]

Yeah but it isn't :/ not only for me, but I got a report of another person succeeding in retrieving only one code, in mobile

[chilly vector]

I'm only on extinction 21 btw

[gusty shard]

Which is bigger?

[coarse narwhal]

I believe it's a bug then?

[chilly vector]

Literally just found out there's prestiges in prestiges

[dry cairn]

Hmm. Maybe they broke something in the e30 update last week.

[chilly vector]

Your mom

[coarse narwhal]

Seems so

[fathom stirrup]

well that is a gift from a sky then - I am saving mutagen since level40 of 0th prestige layer

[chilly vector]

I pretty much already spent all of it I have like 15k left

[gusty shard]

Incorrect

[fathom stirrup]

dinos you get on 21st level are not really worth the investment

[chilly vector]

Damn

Still though

I didn't know there was even a prestige system until just now

[fathom stirrup]

My recommendation is to check this message. It is old but most of it is still valid> #💬-cells-chat message

[gusty shard]

Mimas vs Makemake! Which is Bigger?

(not image size)

(diameter only)

[fathom stirrup]

I am not investing as much mutagen as it is in that post though.

[sweet hedge]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRCVqgV5/
is this the april fools joke?

[dry cairn]

Opening 1 diamond geode at level 50 gives you 70,000 mutagen.
Almost no chance of running out after you do that. (until you get to prestige 10 and go for the 200 Giga's achievement)

[chilly vector]

What's supposed to be the hardest achievement

[rough axle]

first life

[strange lark]

jes....ter update

[dire tapir]

https://giphy.com/gifs/starwars-3ornk6UHtk276vLtkY

[hollow pelican]

i told you guys

[dire tapir]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mrw-peak-hike-jrvfKvr2mmcFO

ITS FAKe

ITS ALL FAke

[rough axle]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-family-guy-peter-griffin-insane-crazy-gif-21485232

[dire tapir]

IM NOT CRAZY

[dry cairn]

Sonic Speedster was harder back when it was 2 minutes. Now its 3 minutes.

[dire tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/jiminoreo-gif-4884042028109983039

[sweet hedge]

ITS REALLLL

[hollow pelican]

JESTER

[dire tapir]

NO

[true vigil]

i knew maddy would cook, always put my trust in the right people

[dire tapir]

IT CANT BE

SHES A LIAR

YOPURE ALL LIARS

[sweet hedge]

Its really

[rough axle]

all right grandpa back to bed with you

[sweet hedge]

Real

[dire tapir]

IM ONT THAT Odl

[hollow pelican]

The Jester is always real

[tawdry parrot]

How to cheese the cheese event?

[chilly vector]

The game is so laggy for me I can't even play it

[tacit kindle]

Not laggy for me, trying playing on battery saver

Or clear game cache and relaunch it

[coarse narwhal]

Is this real?

[tawdry parrot]

Holy Cow!!

[coarse narwhal]

Tell me that I can play the dating simulator please 😭

[tacit kindle]

P2w this game is mad fun

[dire tapir]

@lament temple

[upbeat meteor]

IS THE JESTER UPDATE REAL

[dire tapir]

I CANT USE IT

[chilly vector]

What are y'all getting hard over

[dire tapir]

WHY

[tawdry parrot]

This chat looks AI generated

[hollow pelican]

Yes, It's real

[forest anchor]

Aww hell nah I'm literally coding it

[tawdry parrot]

its offline

[coarse narwhal]

Archie

[upbeat meteor]

HAIL THE JESTERS

[coarse narwhal]

[chilly vector]

I'm so confused

[dry cairn]

They've been waiting all month to see what the April Fools announcement would be.

[tawdry parrot]

RELEASE THE JESTER UPDATE

[hollow pelican]

Jester announcement leaks wtf

[strange lark]

you joined at the worst time </3

[tawdry parrot]

Dino dating sim?

Furries galore!

[sweet hedge]

THINGS HAVE TOOK THE RIGHT ROUTE

[hollow pelican]

Jester dating sim

[coarse narwhal]

Valley of Love

[tawdry parrot]

BREEDING VALLEY

[upbeat meteor]

I understand everything now.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE

[coarse narwhal]

Woah tone down

It's a family friendly game

[hollow pelican]

Woah

[chilly vector]

Yeah that seems a little fake pretty harsh

[coarse narwhal]

He always got the rizz

[tawdry parrot]

black hole time

[chilly vector]

I haven't even time skipped yet cause I didn't even know if it'd work or not

I think I got to research level 9 day 1

[azure turtle]

You risk corrupting your save permanently

[tawdry parrot]

BLACK HOLE GAVE ME NOTHING NOOO

@quasi ivy your fault

[chilly vector]

Fr

[tawdry parrot]

with your stupid cheese event

I have eaten cheese all my life but this event is a disservice to cheesehood

[forest anchor]

So if Archie is male and Semblance is female...

...are they dating?

[rough axle]

yes

[chilly vector]

They definitely having sex

[tawdry parrot]

semblance is prengant

[coarse narwhal]

[worn kernel]

[chilly vector]

Dinosaur ai

[dapper tree]

You gotta be KIDDING me bro i was so close to finder of semblances secrets and than they add the pie day achievement (which i missed)

[rough axle]

waddup madison

[chilly vector]

What is that red triangle beside my name

[strange lark]

cooked

[azure turtle]

Alpha alerts

[coarse narwhal]

semblance is kinda hot

[chilly vector]

Dr dooms gonna start cooking in December

[chilly vector]

What does that mean

[dire tapir]

semblance

[placid juniper]

I just did my first time chamber after the update and holy shit, it gives no metabits and knowledge compared to the pre updates

[tawdry parrot]

shes gonna give birth 👶

[azure turtle]

You chose this role in channels & roles at the top when you tapped that you want notifications about beta

[placid juniper]

I assume the devs are gonna fix this...

[chilly vector]

Ah

[coarse narwhal]

All her 20 sides

[dapper tree]

Am i allowed to cheat the system here

[strange lark]

wouldnt recommend it

[dapper tree]

I could always y’know set my date and time too march 14th

[tawdry parrot]

semblance got them curves

[azure turtle]

Hmmmm

noted

[dapper tree]

Yeah

Might wanna fix that

[fathom stirrup]

pretty flat on all sides no?

[azure turtle]

Nah, I noted that if you do get that achievement, you lose all your roles :)

[fathom stirrup]

Anyway dating simulator looks bleh... ngl, too hard to seduce any dino...

[tawdry parrot]

no body shaming\

[forest anchor]

The fact that the Jester image is getting more reactions than the real fools ones

[placid juniper]

-# the devs are gonna address this problem at somepoint right? ....

[azure turtle]

She got those Lara Croft curves

[strange lark]

chat chat check cells art pretty important there

[dry cairn]

Ill make it so the pi achievement isn't needed for the all secret achievements roles. Done. easy.

[dapper tree]

So many achievements where you have to wait a long time

[azure turtle]

I mean, I usually give people that if they lack some date limited achievement anyway, not sure about Drako

[dapper tree]

Like the dodo ones and pi-day

[forest anchor]

-# Unrelated: FAQ bot back on

[coarse narwhal]

Can I date t-rex?

[coarse narwhal]

LMAO

[indigo atlas]

What is the achievement after Pi Day?

[dry cairn]

Not in the game yet

[azure turtle]

It's ||a secret||

[rough axle]

i bet its related to the dating sim

[indigo atlas]

What happens if you cheat that achievement in?

[azure turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/ban-hammer-futurama-scruffy-gif-20750885

[dry cairn]

I dont understand what the purpose of that would be.

[rough axle]

tier five jester for you

[forest anchor]

Real

[worn kernel]

perhaps

[indigo atlas]

I think that place isn't assigned to an achiev

[strange lark]

no way guys totally real jester announcement in cells art

[forest anchor]

Well, it was fun being a part in that :)

[rough axle]

shocked face emoji

[strange lark]

so true

shoutout to people who didnt fall for misinformation

[hollow pelican]

Jester announcement on cells art, please make a thread to chat

[fathom stirrup]

Let me check. ...
I don't have enough rizz

[strange lark]

thank you nowadays for the confirmation

[solemn oyster]

how do i get enough for that? rn i'm getting 3.3e166/s and it's maximum i can get with celestial bodies

[tawdry parrot]

when will steam get the update?

[clear zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/you-don't-invincible-omni-man-jk-simmons-that's-the-neat-thing-gif-4390372980992221432

Anyway this Archie Dating Sim is giving me DinoCop vibes for some reason and I'm here for it

[calm gyro]

Are you sure

[clear zenith]

yes

[fathom stirrup]

get the most out of ||the very first generator - the sun||

[clear zenith]

there's no way I'm hitting top25 in cheese

hopefully I can stay top 50

[fathom stirrup]

you better get that - people are giving up easily

[clear zenith]

well, I was 25 for a brief moment yesterday I think then went to sleep and have been 40s-50s since

[forest anchor]

Good luck nevertheless!

[tawdry parrot]

you were right about that

might be a top 10 with no challenge

[clear zenith]

I started too early and I'm in div 150 😭

but hey at least I finished the event

[forest anchor]

-# Yes I'm back to normalcy I just passed midnight

[clear zenith]

oh jeez my April first is barely half over

[forest anchor]

This still stays though...

[lament temple]

No.

An Honest Reply by Electorus

[clear zenith]

sweet

[fathom stirrup]

nice

[pastel sparrow]

Hello

[solemn oyster]

i already got EVERYTHING from it

[static pagoda]

its today guys

I'm soo excited

[fathom stirrup]

do you have all constellations ||that can affect sun||?, what level are your trait cards? #💬-cells-chat message

[rough axle]

What

[static pagoda]

the space expedition

[solemn oyster]

i have the constellations and both traits at level 6

[fathom stirrup]

6... unfortunately that is rather low number, it will take you weeks/months to get the requirement

[amber canyon]

Well, time to spend that DW 👀 - who isn't gonna choose triggering the asteroid???

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488482089377988610/1488926264088723607/image.png?ex=69ce8e24&is=69cd3ca4&hm=9bfb761040edfeb5f91418de180d51ec70031aff7cbc87279d4a22426817b4e1&

[worn kernel]

DATING SIM SPOILERS: || After triggering the asteroid, Archie comes back with more Mutagen and is able to take you out on even fancier dates ||

[amber canyon]

You mean, not just to a single volcano; maybe something more impressive like the Deccan Traps?

[worn kernel]

Absolutely

you'll just have to play and find out!

[sweet hedge]

Or playing roulette

[twin lagoon]

I was actually so inactive I fell off top 10 in cheese

19 hrs inactive

[gray yew]

god i love the sudden change in options

• touch claws
• kiss reptile
• DESTROY THEM ALL

[amber canyon]

Same 🤣🤣🤣

[strange lark]

Trigger Jester update

[amber canyon]

We're all changing our names, eh?

[fathom stirrup]

Oh - dear - god!

[tawdry parrot]

Archie isnt even a dinosaur

[true vigil]

Oh wait i thought grab his claws was lowkey meant to be agressive

[sacred wharf]

What do you folks think?:

For those who have completed Beyond but still have many constellations to acquire... I think they should allow us to run more than just one Astronomy Mission that takes waaaaay too long for just one star. I've got 7 constellations left.... It could take ages! lol

[amber canyon]

My Cold-Blooded Heart ft. Dino-Destiny

||Archie, when you appeared through that lava flow,
Looking so hot in that tuxedo,
Announcing your presence with a primal roar,
My cold-blooded heart started beating more and more.

I’ve been waiting a million years or two,
Extinction never scared me until I saw you.

Now I'm diva-style singing

You make my heart go boom, Archie can’t you see?
Like a Darwinium asteroid, you'll make a mess of me,

I was evolving solo through eternity,
Now I’m falling fast - it's Dino-Destiny!

Get the crowd singing along

You’re the fossil to my geode, the roar in my night,
The meteor shower in my sky so bright.

That lava’s flowing, but it's not as hot,
As the way you make my tectonic plates all knot.

The volcano's smoking, but I won’t run,
I guess I found my number one.

If the extinction happens tonight,
That's okay, because this feels so right.

From the first ever roar, until the last goodbyes:
I’m your dino, until the day I fossilize.||

(some me, some rhymes from a website, some AI. But because every cheesy date should have a cheesy soundtrack 🤪)

[swift heron]

what the hell is this 😭

did the devs add a dating sim or something

[amber canyon]

If you play relatively often, red dwarfs are better at getting you constellations than the constellation mission (especially if you have ||Auriga||). And you get other stuff like DW too.

[amber canyon]

Couldn't resist 😈

[midnight bloom]

strange, i don't have beta, unless android is a beta channel

[rough axle]

and the jester

[swift heron]

what

where

[rough axle]

#🎨-cells-art message

#📢-announcements message

[midnight bloom]

??

[strange lark]

i love how the jester image in announcements got more reacts than the actual planned april fools

[swift heron]

damn

[river seal]

codes ?

[sudden dome]

this typo is making my brain stem itchy

not nescesarily a typo but just a weirdly long version of sync

[gray yew]

Humans™.

/lighthearted
/joking

[clear zenith]

you can only earn it in beta, but for some reason the slot is visible in the public build

[dry cairn]

It is rare to see that spelling.

[sudden dome]

getting back is taking too long 🎃

[dry cairn]

Did someone say they wanted a bad joke?
If you change your account name to Titanic... it will sync faster.

[sudden dome]

crowd laughing sound effect

[rugged heart]

Does anybody have a picture of the beyond tech tree episodes 25-29?

(If so, dm me the pic if you do)

[clear zenith]

there's a thread with all the trees, including Beyond: #1343287567889600742 message

[quasi ivy]

its cheese timee

[quasi ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/jackenstein-deltarune-your-taking-too-long-pumpkin-gif-8036819712080210654

[rugged heart]

Alr, thank you.

[swift canopy]

why is there no problem solving and morality in human tree

[quasi ivy]

these will unlock later on

[warm umbra]

mmmmm spoilers

[fathom stirrup]

@carmine escarp So after 1day and 6 hours I got 7 but kinda hard to draw any conclusions from that 😅

[quasi ivy]

cheese is so boringgggg

[clear zenith]

Yeah definitely one of my least favorites, which sucks because I like cheese

The info is cool but the mechanics are eh

[quasi ivy]

i really like the design but the progression takes too long and is super boring

like 1.5x in an exploration event where u get a node every 5 minutes is like really bad

only 2 things i like about it is the tree and the music

they should rework cheesse a bit it deserves that

[fathom stirrup]

I love because it's so boring

Music is super though

[quasi ivy]

its not really a boring theme its jusst that the event is boring

[quasi ivy]

makes it ironic that its on during april fools xd

[fathom stirrup]

It is easily high ranking cause it bores people to death.

[quasi ivy]

like even me, the exploration event entusiast, just dies while grinding this eveent

im gonna try a new strat for cheese this cue and see if it helps

gonna idle for a short while and then log back on

aand hope the double earnings cary me trough it

[fathom stirrup]

Frequent idling is good from my experience.

[quasi ivy]

yeah it is the better option most of the time when u have long wait times for traits (which is basicaly always with cheese)

with other events i just like grinding for atleast one hour to see how much faster i am

[fathom stirrup]

It was wierd to see none of generators was above 200 when going lvl2

[quasi ivy]

yeah cheese is a weird event

[lofty galleon]

Hello chat

[quasi ivy]

it needs some balancing to make it work

[quasi ivy]

are you not dead

[lofty galleon]

You are dead

[quasi ivy]

AAA

[clear zenith]

I blame the milk. Before I went to lvl2 I had over a hundred of each of the first two cheeses and 70 or 80 milk

Weird scaling

[quasi ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-heavy-gif-19753303

[fathom stirrup]

Disappointed there is ||no fondue, Gruyère or Tete de Moine||

[quasi ivy]

they were sparing us

[lofty galleon]

Holy shit we're getting Doki Doki Mesozoic Club

[clear zenith]

Well, ||fondue|| is not a type of cheese tbf

[quasi ivy]

deltarune tomorrow

[clear zenith]

No not again 😭

[fathom stirrup]

True, but it is massive cheese related delicasy.

[lofty galleon]

HL3 tomorrow trust

[quasi ivy]

jester update today 23:59

[clear zenith]

I feel like a mention in a cheese description would make sense. I believe it's Swiss, so in Emmental (or maybe it's there and I forgot, but iirc it was just about the holes)

[lofty galleon]

Bro did someone leak the ENTIRETY of the official Discord message planned to be released by the devs once Jester update is done?

I checked Cell-Arts and got jumped by a bunch of official-looking images and text

[quasi ivy]

wth

[clear zenith]

Read closer, it was all a hoax

[lofty galleon]

SON

[clear zenith]

Start from the top

Lol

[quasi ivy]

yah makes sense lmao

get jabaited

[sweet hedge]

we worked REALLY REALLY hard on it

[clear zenith]

Actually just read the thread #1488935150170542223

[lofty galleon]

Cat of knowledge and understanding

[clear zenith]

They spill it all there

[sweet hedge]

oh yeah here are the concepts of the whole tier thing

[quasi ivy]

ah yes

THE JESTER UPDATE IS REAL

(its fake)

[fathom stirrup]

Swiss should be right. All those I mentioned are swiss.

[quasi ivy]

i will always be truthing for the jester update

[quasi ivy]

could be not so cheese for fondue

[warm umbra]

one of the alleged worst generators oat

[strange lark]

:3

Im almost done roleplaying ok

[fathom stirrup]

We know there is ||canned cheese|| in the game, right?

[clear zenith]

At this rate Imma have all the Beyond generators spoiled for me, not just e30

[quasi ivy]

yeah

[warm umbra]

well e30 is the easiest to find out its the universe

[clear zenith]

No because people weren't spoil marking stuff I mean

*coughs*

[fathom stirrup]

Mr wabuchy is excited about every generator right? 😅

[warm umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/1412-gif-27562223

[clear zenith]

Oh I can tell

[warm umbra]

yo chat what order should i do with these astronomy missions

[warm umbra]

i know every single one

[fathom stirrup]

5,4,1,2,3

[warm lodge]

Easter egg event is exclusive to beta, right?

[quasi ivy]

for now

prob gonna release in public in a few days

our archie dating sim

wanted to date archie
forced to look for eggs

[clear zenith]

Google Play store says it drops tomorrow

[quasi ivy]

oo nice

[clear zenith]

Also I feel like it's probably fine to mention here now because there's an egg in the Dating Sim announcement?

[polar viper]

So first you get the red dwarf constellation, that reduces them to 6h each. Then you run 3x red dwarf + 2x white dwarf.
All the other stuff is bait, except finishing up the discount missions.

[quasi ivy]

they did leak the easter event during the april fools video

[torpid moss]

This is offtopic but i just got 75% on deadlocked

I better be reaching a dc of ideas while grinding deadlocked

[clear zenith]

Exactly this

[torpid moss]

Or else

[quasi ivy]

woah woah waoh

[warm lodge]

Would you date or would you rather ☄️?

[clear zenith]

There's a vid?

[quasi ivy]

its on yt

[clear zenith]

Sweet I'll check

[quasi ivy]

for 50 cubes mind you

[clear zenith]

Hey, I think it's a good use of 50 cubes

[torpid moss]

No

[rough axle]

murdering your love

[clear zenith]

It's for the secret jester route yk

[torpid moss]

Just spend it on tap power at this point

💣

[warm lodge]

We'll, I'm on prestige 10. It's a long time ago since I had the chance to ☄️.

[quasi ivy]

yeah if u pick 100 specific anwsers in a row without any mistakes u get jester update leaks

it leads you to #🎨-cells-art

[strange lark]

I love dating rocks~

[quasi ivy]

especially killer space rocks

[warm lodge]

Archie looks too cute to just ☄️. And I'm lonely so perhaps I should date him instead.

[quasi ivy]

(extinction event reference)

[quasi ivy]

can finally live out my gay fantasies

/nsrs

[pastel sparrow]

Hello good afternoon?

[quasi ivy]

ha that was an april fools joke

[quasi ivy]

hi?

[warm lodge]

That's gonna make some cute 🥚's.

[pastel sparrow]

Hi

[quasi ivy]

gay dinos

[pastel sparrow]

What

[quasi ivy]

my favourite kind

[clear zenith]

feels like Undertale ngl

[quasi ivy]

me when im listening to the undertale ost

17 devs online gawd damn

[sweet hedge]

Hi

[clear zenith]

hi

[sweet hedge]

The big fools are over

[quasi ivy]

bonjour jestery fella

[quasi ivy]

not yet not yet

[sweet hedge]

Radius is gone

[quasi ivy]

atleast

not for everyone

should i put the jester update anouncements on reddit

[clear zenith]

go for it lol

[warm lodge]

Probably ask @hollow pelican for that first.

[quasi ivy]

and say that u whould get linked to a secret link if you were on the video in the first 33 minutes and 33 seconds

[quasi ivy]

yeah thats why im not doing it yet

but i doubt they will get on in time for it to still be worth it

[pliant tinsel]

Finally top 200 again

[dry cairn]

If you had looked 22 hours and 10 minutes ago, you probably would have been top 10.

[tawdry parrot]

is there no Gouda 🇳🇱 node in the cheese event?

[gray yew]

I think there is

Yeah there is

Top right

[pliant tinsel]

Why?

O yeah

The reset

[tawdry parrot]

@quasi ivy cheese scaling was harder to begin with but as such it doesnt accelerate as fast as the others

in the middle that is

I have more science than u, noob!

[quasi ivy]

😔

u started earlier cheater!!!!!

[quasi ivy]

anyway true but i have yet to figure cheese out cuz like boring asf and it takes to long for now to feel any change in pace

[polar viper]

so many cheaters outing themselves
https://discordapp.com/channels/488478892873744385/496430259114082304/1489023534675132467

sad that the mods miss half of them

https://discordapp.com/channels/488478892873744385/496430259114082304/1486900585545334895
https://discordapp.com/channels/488478892873744385/496430259114082304/1486426171003371702

im really disappointed at mr sampedraco

https://discordapp.com/channels/488478892873744385/496430259114082304/1486045470135550206
https://discordapp.com/channels/488478892873744385/496430259114082304/1486055927080816742

[tawdry parrot]

im seeing u move, ripp

[quasi ivy]

u made me actually try speedrunning the event again

[sinful delta]

how are these cheaters

it just looks like they completed the beyond

[quasi ivy]

for some reason people dont know that if the offer is weird its 100% cheating

[polar viper]

time warpers

[quasi ivy]

like 1000 days seems legit to me frfrr

[sinful delta]

Oh I see it

The offer

[polar viper]

offers are always 1h except infinity pass which are 3 days. not 1000 days

they have the offer active change their system time after and then the offer got extended by that time travel

[quasi ivy]

and exploration event ones are for 1 hour

[polar viper]

yeah i ment 1h tbh

time to go sleep 😴

[quasi ivy]

i whouldnt be suprised if there are allot of cheaters on there but not all of them had the offer pop up and catch them red handed

[polar viper]

yeah but they do it so often at some point they get catched anyways or they are that stupid like this one:
https://discordapp.com/channels/488478892873744385/488478893586645004/1489023602605949059

why even be happy about top 200 if you could just cheat to top 1

also thats top 250

man

[polar viper]

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-shame-ringing-bell-walk-of-shame-gif-13316112511080767236

[quasi ivy]

yeah all the cheaters are so lazy they dont even bother looking in what could catch them for being a cheater

[quasi ivy]

i wonder what place i whould be if cheaters werent a thing

i mean that as in

[dry cairn]

That particular person is open about their cheating.
I am surprised the mods are giving most of them Discord roles.

[quasi ivy]

total rankings so global + cheating lb

[polar viper]

i mean if you cheat in kinda a singleplayer game, whatever, but trying to snatch roles and approval at the same time.
thats ridiculous.

[quasi ivy]

im top 180 rn actually

[pliant tinsel]

I aint no cheater

[polar viper]

[pliant tinsel]

I didn't do the bug on purpose

It just happened

Ain't my problem

It's devs

[polar viper]

[pliant tinsel]

So technically I'm not a cheater

Just a bad lucky guy

I was really good before the bug

In the early events

I didn't want to star from 0 just because some in game bug

[polar viper]

Bug also pushed u to lvl 82 which is not legit possibly atm probably

[quasi ivy]

it isnt possible

[pliant tinsel]

Well you are right, buuut still a in game milestone

[quasi ivy]

but an only achievable one by cheaters

so it isnt really a milestone anymore

[pliant tinsel]

And I'm in beta

So everything could get lost at any time

Everything so chill

[quasi ivy]

if ur scared of losing ur data then dont beta test

[pliant tinsel]

I'm not scared bruh

[quasi ivy]

then u got no excuse to use timewarping to regain ur lost data

[polar viper]

On beta 82 maybe doable, idk. but the red leaderboard kinda hid that small detail

[pliant tinsel]

What I'm saying is that I've being using the bug in beta since then

[quasi ivy]

but thats my opinion

[pliant tinsel]

Yeah, the beta things

[quasi ivy]

the lb say 82 is an unusual number and is being registered in the cheater leaderboard

anyway im not gonna argue further as i dont want this to become a bigger argument

[white egret]

not how it works but close enough

[pliant tinsel]

Well, there are a lot of people on 83

[quasi ivy]

i guess thats beta stuff then

[pliant tinsel]

Have you even completed the game?

[white egret]

jester update real 2026

[pliant tinsel]

Yeah

[quasi ivy]

ive never beta tested myself so

[quasi ivy]

ahem

[polar viper]

Red leaderboard is the cheater leaderboard btw.
Same like with div 666

[quasi ivy]

yeah thats why i was a bit skeptical

anyhow im gonna head out now

[white egret]

it uses most of the same cheater checks to decide those iirc

altho sometimes ive been on the red leaderboard but not div 666

cause i think div 666 really wants you to time skip?

[pliant tinsel]

Nice

[quasi ivy]

i mean i can see that u have to cheat in events specifically for div 666?

ok fuck i need to sleep ughhhh

[white egret]

nah

actually i can ccheck rq

[quasi ivy]

whould suffice

will see tomorrow i need to stop chatting 😭😭😭😭

[white egret]

ive cheated in events (then reset my progress!!!)

[quasi ivy]

its 1:39 am here

[white egret]

so i can see if there are any checks

have a gn

[quasi ivy]

thx

[white egret]

ok nope im in a normal div

[white egret]

btw (mods this is for education only, i dont cheat fr)

ok imma move onto modded mc cya

[prime vale]

is jester ouit???

[fading drum]

No April Fools content?

[pliant tinsel]

Well, I like being in 666, I don't bother anyone and still enjoying the game, is nice to be part of that little community, we are like a little family 😋

Bug or cheat, whatever, I enjoy a lot the game, I don't have a lot of time to unlock everything so is a win win for me

Also, let me tell you something, being top 200 in a cheaters server is something to be proud of

[clear zenith]

#1488935150170542223

[clear zenith]

#📢-announcements lol

[swift heron]

I cant find any of that in the game

Did they actually drop an update or is ts all just images

[clear zenith]

it's April 1st

so no that's not in the game

but there should be a legit update tomorrow...

[forest anchor]

Well... jester role?

[pseudo yew]

well its April 2nd in ny country

[desert flax]

same

[warm umbra]

"i look to my right. SDG. i look to my left. LMC, these partners are absolute dogshit"

all jokes aside im about to get ||triangulum||

[frigid adder]

Magellan mentioned 🗣️🔥

They should add the Magellan Spacecraft as a node for Venus

[outer hull]

Why are these achievements locked I've completed all of Mesozoic

[fleet ruin]

Idk

[frigid adder]

It's very weird

[outer hull]

Has anyone else experienced this?

[rough axle]

I don't play on Android, so I can't help you 🤷‍♀️

[dry cairn]

Everyone. They just added those achievements last week and they arent working properly yet.

[outer hull]

Okay good

Also look at this, I'm pretty sure it's not 0% otherwise I wouldn't have it

[rough axle]

It could be rounding down?

[desert flax]

<@&535129309648781332> drill

compromised account too

[frigid adder]

Off topic but I genuinely hate when I click a message & it automatically reacts to it

[desert flax]

the double-click reaction thing on mobile is irritating

also the photos aren't even connected to one anoither

the post in the first image shows 2 500, but they recieved 2 700

[frigid adder]

The bot forgot how to scam 😭 🙏

[desert flax]

uh... aditya?

[quiet hornet]

Taken care of, thanks!

[forest anchor]

Damn

[desert flax]

alright, welcome

[frigid adder]

Sneakily banned

[desert flax]

probably used the ban command in the staff chat

[frigid adder]

They should also add MESSENGER node for Mercury

[desert flax]

if so, Perseverance/Curiosity for Mars

[frigid adder]

Don't forget about Ingenuity!

[desert flax]

and Spirit/Opportunity!

[rough axle]

Spirit’s my favorite 🥰

[desert flax]

how many rebrands haveyou goen through arch

[rough axle]

I think you’re confusing me for someone else…

@dire tapir

[desert flax]

that's not you.

[rough axle]

Correct!

[fallen sand]

Finished Beyond E24, got ||Hercules||, and got the ||Zodiac|| achievement

Glad I was able to progress in something this week since Cheese and Primary sim are going nowhere fast

[rough axle]

The cheese event really sucks ):

[fallen sand]

Yes it does

Most of it is just milk scaling at 1.4

[frigid adder]

∞

[clear zenith]

I recall only brain frog and this. Were there more?

[inner maple]

Am I the only one that likes it?

I don’t recommend playing it while hungry though. You will start craving cheese (unless you don’t like cheese).

[desert flax]

(or lactose intolerant like me)

[clear zenith]

(as a lactose intolerant individual I still want the cheese)

[clear zenith]

I like its theming, but not how it works mechanically

[inner maple]

Fair point.

[fallen sand]

Seems like it's generally unpopular, probably because of the difficulty?

I don't think the pathing is particularly interesting despite that

[inner maple]

I may be allergic to a preservative in yellow cheese. When I eat white cheese I don’t sick.

[clear zenith]

or maybe you're just allergic to annatto, the dye that makes most yellow cheeses yellow

I don't imagine there would be a specific perservative difference between yellow and white cheese, especially considering the wide variety of both types

[inner maple]

Yeah, probably that.

I can also eat yogurt without issue.

[mild sphinx]

How to complete jurassic

10x prestige

It's pretty slow after 4x

[clear zenith]

it's faster actually, it's just boring

[mild sphinx]

Yes

Anyway to buy all

[clear zenith]

just grin and bear it?

[mild sphinx]

Got list of working codes?

[clear zenith]

you betcha: https://cell-to-singularity.fandom.com/wiki/Codes

[desert flax]

also

in #🎭-semblance there is a command

it's called /codes

[clear zenith]

yeah I just looked at it and realized that at least one code (paxeast) was missing so

[desert flax]

(idk if is has been updated yet)

[clear zenith]

but I don't know if it's worth it to update bc the paxeast code expires in a week anyway

6th I think

[fathom stirrup]

I like it very much. People give up easily so it is easier to be high in rankings

[clear zenith]

liking it specifically because other people don't. interesting

[inner maple]

I honestly don’t know if I have a least favorite event.

I don’t dislike any event.

[mild sphinx]

My metabit production has slowed down somehow

[inner maple]

But some are better than others.

[mild sphinx]

Knowledge production has become more than metabit

Idk why

[clear zenith]

yeah I would not say I dislike any event, but there are events I like all the pieces of and some I like only some pieces of

[mild sphinx]

I get metabit in around 600sx but knowledge one is 5sp

Why so much disparity

[inner maple]

I liked that artificial cheese was covered (and kind of dissed). That stuff makes my stomach feel like someone’s setting it on fire.

[clear zenith]

haven't eaten too much fake cheese but the one fake cream cheese I tried was...fine?

[clear zenith]

are your research chips balanced?

that's my first thought anyhow

[mild sphinx]

Yes

[clear zenith]

it's probably an upgrade in the reality engine then, but I don't know which it'd be

[fathom stirrup]

So far I really didn't like extinction and Hubble one.

[fathom stirrup]

Aren't you around 54~58 level?

[inner maple]

Extinction is fun but slow if you aren’t consistently playing it. Hubble is a bit simple because it was the first one, but I don’t mind. It’s nice to have an event that can be completed relatively fast.

[fathom stirrup]

For sure extinction has interesting concept and also design of the tree. It just didn't click for me. I didn't enjoy it 🤷‍♂️