💬-cells-chat

[prime vale]

tomorrow

[clear zenith]

We'll see about that

(Also there are 31 days in March, so unless we're on different days bc time zones, April 1st isn't tomorrow)

[prime vale]

its march 31 for me

[clear zenith]

Oki

[rough axle]

considering the devs are based in new york, jester update would release on april 1st for them

so 2 tomorrows

[clear zenith]

Yep. I'm in Cells dev team time

Honestly I'm glad they release things at the same time for everyone instead of "12pm your time" so people who would get it later aren't spoiled. Though that's probably more complicated to do anyway 🤔

[rough axle]

in my username? yes

[clear zenith]

It's just a Google sheet

Hehehe

-# ...where's the gif

[prime vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1243972087593566315/1480912272749756489/togif.gif

[rough axle]

merchandi- ah youre probably too young to get the reference

[clear zenith]

Mb lol

[azure turtle]

self advertising

Let me ban them rq

[clear zenith]

noooooo

[azure turtle]

Definitely not related to the fact they want to surpass me in the leaderboard

[clear zenith]

Looks like it's got a comment on it

[rough axle]

because it had an extra note on it

same reason

[azure turtle]

Note

[rough axle]

anything highlighted has a comment

[clear zenith]

Same deal, it's the little yellow triangle in the corner

[azure turtle]

The top right corner, if its yellow, it has a note

[rough axle]

those can be a bit hard to see

[azure turtle]

So then it also has a color

[rough axle]

hence the hightlighting

to match the text of the box

[clear zenith]

Sheets are just a little funky? Idk, I'm not currently looking at it

[azure turtle]

#🏆-share-your-prestige message
I'm seeing it correctly, right? 77 prestige

[rough axle]

have what

[azure turtle]

I mean, I guess you're looking too much into those colors

It's just colors so it looks better and highlights they got notes attached

[rough axle]

isnt it canned cheese

[prime vale]

-# made by ketmay, fixed by electorus

[clear zenith]

Indeed :/

[clear zenith]

Can I ask why this joke started in the first place? Is it a reference I don't know or something?

[clear zenith]

that's from the philosophy exploration, but slightly modified

[rough axle]

idk but ketmay randomly edited canned cheese over 42 and then someone make a more realistic photo

[clear zenith]

so just a server joke

cool beans

[elder rover]

how do i load my google play save ?

it used to do it automatically

but not anymore

[clear zenith]

I mean, I'd assume it's something in the google play tab, but I've never used it myself so idk

[austere socket]

are we going to have all constellations in beyond?

[prime vale]

yeah

when prestiges release

probably by the end of 2026? idk

[rough axle]

No.

[lucid trout]

Okay so I keep getting this message and then my game crashes, I know I have to reinstall the app but how will I know that my data saved

[clear zenith]

That screenshot? It's an edited screenshot from the philosophy exploration

snitch

wha

hey

don't share screenshots of DMs

I apologize if this is an inappropriate use of this but <@&535129309648781332> this guy's sharing private messages I'm in without my consent

[lucid trout]

Well that escalated quickly

[hollow haven]

!ban 1264663795608060067 harrassing a user

[bright otter]

Banned spud_353 (Case #4432) (user notified with a direct message)

[azure turtle]

Very quickly

[clear zenith]

thank you 🙏

[lucid trout]

I realized I should probably change my display name here

Not everyone has the proper context

[clear zenith]

I'm sorry but I've had issues with people sharing DMs in the past and it sets me off

[azure turtle]

"too late" is such a stupid response

[lucid trout]

Oh I wasn't saying it was necessarily a bad thing to call a mod

[dry cairn]

That guy did seem very strange from the moment he joined earlier today.

[forest anchor]

???

Don't know what you're talking about

[clear zenith]

I'm almost certain it's just a dumb kid anyway, ugh

doesn't matter, I've blocked them

[crude moon]

Hello

[mellow carbon]

Facinating. I was thinking of trying to rank lower so I could get some Blue Stars for Beyond, but it appears that you can't do that. Even though partway through Beyond Sun becomes the best generator there's no way to directly get cards for it.

@dry cairn Did you buy out the idea tree? You've now passed me in main sim, and that's the only thing I can think of that would let you pull ahead.

[lucid trout]

Hai

[mellow carbon]

I guess maybe I was on lower multiplier for a few hours due to not paying attention, so maybe that did it; I wouldn't have thought it would be enough.

[dry cairn]

No, I had been sitting on the same sim for a month and slowly buying more generators

[lucid trout]

how do I get the paleontologist legend role

?

[forest anchor]

Max out Mesozoic Valley

[clear zenith]

completing Meso

like, completing completing

[lucid trout]

Like every achievement

[clear zenith]

levels, not every achievement

[forest anchor]

Nope, just every rank

[upbeat meteor]

prestige 10 maxed

[clear zenith]

though you'd get most of them in the process I'd assume

[lament temple]

How do I get progression roles?

• The way roles used to work in the Cells Discord server is through a fancy feature called “Linked Roles.” An update broke the linked roles system, and since it has been broken for so long, the moderators have decided to revert to the old method of assigning game progression roles: manually.
• Post screenshots of your progress in #🏆-share-your-prestige, and you might get some snazzy roles if your progress meets certain requirements.
  -# In case you want to look at the requirements, please click on the server's top bar, then select 'Linked Roles'. You can view the requirements of each role there. You can also take a look at #🏆-share-your-prestige message. Please be reminded that Reality Engine-related roles are not currently available due to the their now-outdated requirements.

Frequently Asked Questions • Requested by Electorus

[lucid trout]

Aaand how many are there

[mellow carbon]

That's weird. I've been doing the same thing. 81,813 current generators; I can only buy 10-20/day.
I'm at idea booster XI 85/100.

[upbeat meteor]

10

[forest anchor]

See small

[placid birch]

cool now would you like a 4-page pdf on why we haven't eradicated rabies

[dry cairn]

Ditched that and just started an empty sim run today. Switching it up.

[upbeat meteor]

Ranks with 50 levels (I like to call them that) each

[mellow carbon]

and doing 5.71E328 XP/s

[forest anchor]

550 ranks in total

[lucid trout]

huh? I'm at like rank forty something

[lucid trout]

Oh okay

[forest anchor]

10 prestiges, giving a total of 550 ranks

[upbeat meteor]

i meant 10 prestiges, each prestige with 50 ranks

[mellow carbon]

I gave up on empty sim since I've got ~100x the metabits and knowledge I get from one run now.

[lucid trout]

Woah that's definitely gonna take a while

[forest anchor]

Indeed

[dry cairn]

I was getting about the exact same but also running an auto clicker at night which maybe you weren't?

[forest anchor]

Why am I invisible I swear I didn't set...

[mellow carbon]

Auto-clicker would do it. I just idle and get the 2x.

My computer's busy playing factorio for me.

[calm gyro]

How do people get the paleontologist legend role??

[dry cairn]

I was going to keep it running but I doubt IR2 is coming this week so ill sneak in 1 more useless 14 day empty sim. Lol

[calm gyro]

And the rest of the other roles? I just noticed

[clear zenith]

scroll up just a little, we just discussed that (#💬-cells-chat message)

[forest anchor]

See FAQ message, small text (#💬-cells-chat message)

[calm gyro]

Ohh I see, this should be in the roles info channel

Thanks

[clear zenith]

yep the linked message there (#🏆-share-your-prestige message), but a few are now defunct like the metabit roles and shark week

[calm gyro]

Aw

[clear zenith]

well it is in #🏆-share-your-prestige, which is where you get all those roles

[desert flax]

boo, AI bad (it got E30 wrong)

[clear zenith]

I expect no less of AI ngl

[desert flax]

what episode even is the superstructure/void stuff

28? 29?

[clear zenith]

one of those, yeah

[dry cairn]

@mellow carbon No matter what we do we cant buy anything in the RE or gain a level so its juat a waiting game until new content.

[clear zenith]

29 I think...?

[desert flax]

I think the AI referenced this Neptunian Guy video

[clear zenith]

ah yeah faulty info will do that

[rough axle]

gave me bad vibes

seems i was right

[desert flax]

Semblance has changed her name to a beyond spreadsheet URL

(and the giant squid profile pic is back)

[clear zenith]

man I'm jealous of you guys just picking up on vibes like that

ah well

[desert flax]

you say??? (this "prestige" stuff is most likely a myth)

[clear zenith]

yeah that might be a little made up (I bet the YT vid was speculating)

[desert flax]

arch actually commented on the neptunian video

[clear zenith]

checks out

[forest anchor]

...Faulty info?

[desert flax]

see the archdux comment above

[clear zenith]

I mean the misleading title really, I have no idea what's actually in the video

[forest anchor]

No it's the playthrough episode, not Beyond episode

[desert flax]

it's of the guy reaching e29

the AI probably mistook it and reading the 30th playhtrough episode as the 30th Beyond episode

even though the PT episode was of E28/29

I KNEW IT!

the AI did reference the Neptunian Guy video!

[forest anchor]

Can't trust Google AI can you 🤷

[desert flax]

real

using AI Mode on the query results in...

it got the title Cosmic Horizon right

but it still fumbled at the content due to the video

[forest anchor]

Contains beta content

(At the very bottom)

[desert flax]

whoops

got most of it correct

"key features of E30: complete missions"

isn't that what you literally do in Beyond?

[upbeat meteor]

I used to watch this guy

[calm gyro]

I will lose it if the developers add a prestige system to Beyond 😭

[dry cairn]

Now that Beyond is done. More frequent updates to the Primary sim?

[calm gyro]

Just finish the constellations

Make that the end

I want the empty spaces of the constellations filled in ;w;

[forest anchor]

Probably Primary expansion, and Reality Engine upgrades

[dry cairn]

Id take a Beyond prestige. I want it to be like Events where is gets more difficult each time.

[calm gyro]

Yeah but there's nothing more to it, it's just a tedious grind for a silly completion mumber on your profile 🫩

Especially if you wpuld also have to redo constellations

[dry cairn]

Let it sit for 6+ months as is though then maybe add it. Id rather them focus on the Primary sim for a while.

[mellow carbon]

What do you mean more difficult? Events get easier each time with the % bonus.

[dry cairn]

Challenge level of events

[calm gyro]

And for what purpose other than what I mentioned above 😭

[clear zenith]

no thanks, the first round is taking long enough 😓

[lament temple]

What is #🎮-bot-room channel about?

• #🎮-bot-room is a channel for using bot commands, mostly for viewing rankings, leaderboards, or testing some other bots (including this bot).

Frequently Asked Questions • Requested by ඞ《WîlToL¡ve》ඞ

[mellow carbon]

Ah, that makes some sense. I'd still like there to be some difference. The suggestion I made on reddit was run it in reverse back to the big crunch, re-ordered by age of each of the generators. Someone else suggested that each research (necessary to progress) takes away your generator power bringing you back to the start.

[calm gyro]

Wait, how do we connect Semblance to our game on Discord??

[dry cairn]

Thats if they do. Im glad they are implying they wont do it anytime soon. Id rather them focus on Primary or even consider adding another sim.

[mellow carbon]

Or even a new event.

[dry cairn]

Yeah, its been a while

We went a whole year of no major change to the Primary sim (late 2024 to late 2025) So im all for them putting more focus into that.

[rough axle]

https://tenor.com/view/quello-esatto-esattamente-proprio-proprio-quello-gif-3388980892143161083

[rough axle]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[lament temple]

How do I get progression roles?

• The way roles used to work in the Cells Discord server is through a fancy feature called “Linked Roles.” An update broke the linked roles system, and since it has been broken for so long, the moderators have decided to revert to the old method of assigning game progression roles: manually.
• Post screenshots of your progress in #🏆-share-your-prestige, and you might get some snazzy roles if your progress meets certain requirements.
  -# In case you want to look at the requirements, please click on the server's top bar, then select 'Linked Roles'. You can view the requirements of each role there. You can also take a look at #🏆-share-your-prestige message. Please be reminded that Reality Engine-related roles are not currently available due to the their now-outdated requirements.

Frequently Asked Questions • Requested by https://bit.ly/beyondsheet

[rough axle]

im a mod in his server :D

[forest anchor]

See #💬-cells-chat message, first paragraph

^

[calm gyro]

Man, I joined the discord server so late :c

[forest anchor]

-# - test

Oh you can actually make the dot small

[calm gyro]

-# Among us

[forest anchor]

What do you want to ask?

Sorry, just checked my summon list

Do I even have a list anyway—

[fathom stirrup]

Wow to your achievement of getting 100% in Meso in prestige 2! #🏆-share-your-prestige message

[calm gyro]

YEAH, IT TOOK WAY TOO LONGNTO GET THOSE LAST COUPLE OF ACHIEVEMENTS

[clear zenith]

for the paleontology chat, and I looked up the answer anyway (the rennet thing right before that)

[calm gyro]

Like, I was stuck upgrading every 2 days or so the last 5, then the last 3 for the longest time, for who knows how long

I estimate 2 months

I wanted to get the achievements out of the way before I started prestiging

Like I said, I would get to pres. 10 in a couple of days with my level 12-15 epic and rares but no internet for my laptop

So no good autoclicker

I started prestiging about three weeks ago at most

[calm gyro]

Also, your profile.image is fitting for this message lol

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-di-caprio-cheers-party-great-gatsby-gif-5916370

[calm gyro]

[I know it's not the same but as a response.

ALSO, IS THAT MR. BEAN???]

[fathom stirrup]

Most of people use prestige system to accumulate and get the achievements for last dinos at last prestige. You will lose your standard trait cards you know...

[fathom stirrup]

That's not the image 🤪

[calm gyro]

I get them easily enough eith how fast I progress through them with my rares and epics ☠️

[calm gyro]

I know, that's why I mentioned it

[clear zenith]

omg it is Mr. Bean that's peak

[calm gyro]

Your image looks like Mr. Bean

[clear zenith]

I knew something was off

[calm gyro]

IT ISSS

YAYY

[calm gyro]

Plus just because of my upgraded cards and the very fast progress, I can just get the automate cards for 100 mutagen since the game is being nice to me and just let them sit since I can't be actively on the game and use the offline bonus

The normal offile bonus

[calm gyro]

Oh and I get all geodes before prestiging

To get those automate cards

[clear zenith]

I'm taking this image now thank you

[calm gyro]

Agreed

[forest anchor]

Oh

If you want to say it, sure

[fathom stirrup]

I used this one previously

[clear zenith]

I recall this one

[placid juniper]

Is it normal for it not to move even though I pressed it 8 hours ago?

I think it's glitched

[clear zenith]

That's a bug: #1486461190979977297 message

I assume it'll get fixed fairly soon, but I haven't seen any devs or mods in that bug report yet

(oh actually I'm wrong, it doesn't progress when you're offline if it's not automated)

(but when you do automate it, don't expect a lot of progress either)

[placid juniper]

oh boy....

[fathom stirrup]

I don't think automation has anything to do with it. I think all charges are designed like that, but we forgot cause our charges are basically instantaneous.

[clear zenith]

I swear I've checked and they do progress offline. I've got a handful that are still at a few minutes

[glacial elm]

Guys how do I get the flat universe faster?

[fathom stirrup]

Well ok. If you say so. I remember vaguely they start where I left them. But not sure about the automation bit.

[fathom stirrup]

Boost your biggest generator (||The Sun||).

[glacial elm]

Well I try but I can’t get the cards to boost it

Are there any other ways?

[fathom stirrup]

4days without a single relevant card for me

[trim eagle]

Boy did it got faster

I mean, dang

Flat Uni was a slog, but now it is back at usual Beyond progression: 1-ish day to advance

[calm gyro]

If you think that's bad, look at Three months to get all achievements for the last three dinosaurs in the Mesozoic Valley

On first prestige

[trim eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-gif-10108218304285898880

[glacial elm]

I’m making no money

[calm gyro]

Upgrade by rank on the button and upgrade everything starting from the top

All the way to the bottom

Uograde cards

[trim eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/praying-freedom-gif-12399896746204620132

[calm gyro]

And if all the above is done

[calm gyro]

Well, we wait.

We wait forever.

[calm gyro]

Trust me, getting the collection achievements for Mosasaurus, Argentinosaurus, and ESPECIALLY GIGANOTOSAURUS, was a pain.

Almost half of those 3 months were on Giga

[trim eagle]

They can't keep getting away with this. They can't just make achievements to trap my Cells addled brain to fill it out.

[calm gyro]

Just upgrade cards and have the Mega Volcano trophy

[calm gyro]

It's possible, just very time consuming

Please never play Clicker Heroes

[clear zenith]

too late

[calm gyro]

Worst mistake of my life way back in Elementary with that same save

[clear zenith]

I've given up on the last few achievements

[calm gyro]

Get ready to spend a thousand hours in the perpetual void

You want my save?

Wait is this for CH or CTS?

[clear zenith]

I'm never getting Leroy Jenkins man

CH

and the quest achievements? forget it

[calm gyro]

Do you want the save document ☠️

[clear zenith]

other than rubies

so many rubies

sure lol

[round sleet]

i wonder if i can use my wacky schedule to my advantage in events-

[calm gyro]

I'll be sure to send it over when I get on my laptop and internet

[round sleet]

for context i am the night owl early bird freak with no job and no school

[trim eagle]

They CAN'T keep getting away with this.

[calm gyro]

It's really only up to the same people always in the top 10 logging in every hour to give up so some of us can get those sweet logits :c

[round sleet]

ah -w-

[calm gyro]

We need them but people are actively hoarding them when they already buy everything

[trim eagle]

Cells is among the very few quality idle games I have played in my life and I swear to whatever is out there, it's like they laced the game with blowcaine or something.

[round sleet]

that's alright !

still placing reasonably high is enough for me :>

[calm gyro]

No, it's just a great dev team and an awesome community

Also, biology or science in general is awesome

[round sleet]

true !

[calm gyro]

And the cutesy art style

[round sleet]

i love the look of the beyond :3

but most of the game too !

[clear zenith]

eh I'd say the devs are a little quirky

but good

[calm gyro]

Yeah, I swear, the top 10 logit hoarders must be living in bloody basements or something

[calm gyro]

How so?

[round sleet]

at some point i'm going to find a way to compete
i have a stupid plan

[clear zenith]

lemme find the cheese quotes kf pulled earlier lol...

[calm gyro]

Like please, let us have them to buy everything else man 😭

[clear zenith]

they're a little silly #💬-cells-chat message

[calm gyro]

That's judt being silly

In a good way xD

[clear zenith]

exactly. not bad, just quirky

[round sleet]

my plan involves a "polyphasic" sleep schedule, that is, one that breaks up sleep into multiple times per day

some of these can even reduce the total sleep time per day with minimal negative effects due to the spacing !

[trim eagle]

I usually settle for top 50 at worst top 25 at best, rarely do I aim higher.

[round sleet]

soooo
stupid plan is
before i get a job
to adapt to a more-reducing schedule
and play the event way too much

[trim eagle]

Simply because going for top 10 means competing with people who minmax and know the game in and out

[calm gyro]

Ah I see you're on the server for it as well

[round sleet]

:3

it's fun !

that's how im both a night owl and an early bird

[calm gyro]

I assume you work remotely? I've read about this and it's really viable just for thay ;w;

[round sleet]

i don't have a job :p

[calm gyro]

I was in the army for a bit, believe it or not, and graduated high school early at a Challenge/military academy

[calm gyro]

Lucky you actually

Waking up at 0400 is so pretty

[round sleet]

i could do that but instead i go to bed at 2

i wanna get a job where i can work remotely

[calm gyro]

So do I

I ended up with some kind of respiratory disability

[round sleet]

ah -w-

[calm gyro]

Unfortunately, I haven't been able to find anything remotely

[clear zenith]

some of the later Beyond models are so cool (Beyond e23 spoilers)

[round sleet]

i'm not sure where to start with job stuff tbh

[clear zenith]

also who needs being unemployed so you can go to bed at 2 when you can just go to bed at 2 anyway, regret it, and do it again the next day?

-# help

[round sleet]

hehe

[calm gyro]

I mean, as long as you get the full 8 hours at least

[clear zenith]

yeah but a third of it is mid-afternoon

[calm gyro]

I usually sleep at 0200 and wake up at 1200

[round sleet]

i think 8 hours is an oversimplification

[clear zenith]

ideally I'd have more like 10 but ADHD go brrr

[calm gyro]

For Luxia here, their sleep schedule is split up across the 24 hours

[clear zenith]

that sounds not great

[trim eagle]

I manage to get a full 8 hours at night only during the weekend. Work goes brrrr

[clear zenith]

not that I'm saying my sleep schedule is

[round sleet]

since there are many factors
age, activity, how your sleep is spaced if applicable, etc

[calm gyro]

Actually, depending on the person, it can be beneficial

[clear zenith]

yep, same here.

[calm gyro]

That's what polyphasic sleep is

[trim eagle]

I usually roll with 6 hours and enough coffee to keep an elephant awake.

[round sleet]

i sleep from 2 to 8
but also
i sleep from 17 to 17:20

and it works really well

[calm gyro]

Substance dependancy with coffee or just caffeine in general tends to get worse if it requires an extreme amount of it

[trim eagle]

Though, not gonna lie, going to bet at midnight and waking up at 6:30 makes me feel more productive personally, I get more of the day and get the feeling that I have time for myself again like when I was in college.

[calm gyro]

That's really not healthy, but not much can be done if you absolutely need to keep that schedule, but prioritizing sleep is important regardless

[round sleet]

id add a nap mid-day tbh

but that's about it

[clear zenith]

on that note, it's 1am and I'd like to be asleep within the next hour. good night chat

[round sleet]

sleep well !!

[clear zenith]

I'll try

[calm gyro]

Bonne nuit comrade in the primordial soup <3

[trim eagle]

Yeah, I drink perhaps two large cups of coffee per day. I used to be a heavy smoker for years since 14 I think, though now at 26 I am almost clean. I have a nicotine only vape with 1000 puffs capsules that I spread out over 2 days, aiming to increase it to 3 and by the end of this year finally get rid of this horrible habit.

[trim eagle]

Night night mate

[calm gyro]

Wishing you the best of luck, you can do it ^^

[round sleet]

i try to avoid stuff in the range of coffee/vaping/smoking/drinking

[trim eagle]

Danke

[calm gyro]

Bien sur o7

[round sleet]

so far the only one of those i've ever done is coffee
and only a lil bit
but i've found a don't really like coffee that much, and i can only make it taste good if i mix it with chocolate milk
and .. that just tastes better on its own, so the coffee is irrelevant

[calm gyro]

Yeah, I very rarely drink coffee and actively treat sodas like the plague

[trim eagle]

And yeah, don't pick up any habit you won't be happy with down the line. As a dumb teenager smoking seemed cool, but now I realised that I was just trying to fit in when clearly I shouldn't have tried to fit in 😭

[calm gyro]

No drugs or alcohol either

[round sleet]

oh soda too for me
but that's mostly out of preference

[calm gyro]

Peer pressure is horrible man

[round sleet]

i really don't like fizzy drinks

[calm gyro]

I was the quiet kid and it genuinely terrified me

[round sleet]

i've kinda just established that i'm weird enough there's no way i'm gonna fit in lol

[trim eagle]

Alcohol I used to do, but I realised it wasn't for me. I think it's been what, 3 years since I didn't even drink a glass of anything alcohol? I tried it, seen it wasn't for me, and moved on tbh.

[trim eagle]

Same

[calm gyro]

Not to mention I mainly went to the military/Challenge academy to graduate high school early JUST to get out of a violent high school where drugs were way too common. The lavaroties were pretty much gas chambers 🫩

[round sleet]

ah -w-

[calm gyro]

Fighting was the norm and people went crazy over them

Couple of shootings and someone being shanked late 2023

[round sleet]

yeahh i pretty much never had to deal with school so i can't relate whatsoever :p

[calm gyro]

I accidentally drank alcohol once, I was with a family friend helping thwm with electrical work and the owners offered us fruit cocktail and I was none the wiser, he said it was juice but the wife reminded him it had alcohol

I found it odd that it burnt to swallow

Like, slightly

And smelled like strong fruits somehow

But I didn't know

[trim eagle]

The highschool I was to was "prestigious", but what that means in practice is basically gaslight the kids there to participate in every single olympiad and contest under the sun. I said it once and I'll say it again: a high-school is nothing without it's students doing 99% of the recognition work to get the high-school to a certain prestige.

[trim eagle]

Yeah, it tastes like straight up gas for me 😭

[calm gyro]

It was half of a small glass, maybe less than a commercial plastic water bottle, but I genuinely felt funny and spoke weirdly for a couple of hours after

I guess it's an acquired taste

Not to mention alcohol is a literal poison

[round sleet]

i'm gonna stick to getting high from normal chocolate milk

[trim eagle]

Geniuenly unpleasant and I do not like the thought of not having full autonomy over my own body because of an active substance.

[calm gyro]

Yet humans drink it for the buzz that our body gets as your livers go into panic tp flush out said poison

[round sleet]

i mean tbf
the stuff that makes food spicy is a neurotoxin
everything has a lethal dose

[calm gyro]

CAPSAICIN IS A NEUROTOXIN???

[trim eagle]

Capsiasin?

[calm gyro]

HUH????

[round sleet]

yep !

[trim eagle]

Well

Yeah

And lizards can't taste it

[calm gyro]

But it's not harmful?? It judt activates the oain receptors of the taste buds

[round sleet]

peppers evolved capsaicin so animals would stop eating them

[calm gyro]

It's not a deadly poison like alcohol

Exactly

[round sleet]

and then we humans came up, decided we liked it, and then bred them to have more of it

[trim eagle]

Imagine evolving a literal toxin to get the hairless apes to STOP eating you and they go like "ah, this tastes like something I will mass cultivate for thousands of year for le funny taste"

[round sleet]

you should hear about cow milk

[calm gyro]

*insert meme about mint asking to evolve hot taste
To ward off plant eaters?
Yesssss

Cave men saying "MOUTH HOT" while happily eating it

"Wait WHAT THE F-*

[trim eagle]

I'm lactose intolerant

Though I cannot for the life of me not eat cheese or drink milk

[round sleet]

most people used to be !
until humans kept trying to consume milk enough that natural selection favoured the more resistant ones

[trim eagle]

I pay the price in full, but it's something I cannot stop 😭

[calm gyro]

Only a small percentage of the population can digest it properly because of genes and having lactaise in their bodies normaly

Yep!!

[round sleet]

cheese is a crazy invention

[calm gyro]

I FOUND THE MEME

[trim eagle]

My girlfriend when we started dating thought I'd swell up and die or something if I ate cheese and I told her it's really not that deep, it's just that my bowel decides that it's my time soon after I eat it 😭

[round sleet]

lmao

hey has there been an event for music theory yet

-# totally not trying to put one of my interests in the game whattttt

[trim eagle]

There is an event for acoustics

[calm gyro]

I thought it was??

There's an event for music in general

Music theory is a research node within that event

[round sleet]

casually shows off /silly

[trim eagle]

Yeah, vibrations

[calm gyro]

Humans when they hear vibrations and move erratically

[round sleet]

it would be neat if there was a whole event for specifically music theory
and contained stuff like chords, voice leading, and maybe even stuff like temperaments and inharmonic timbres

[calm gyro]

You posted these to your channel?

[calm gyro]

Make the suggestion :3

[round sleet]

how ? never done this before :p

[trim eagle]

That's... oddly similar to what there is already I think. You collect notes, instruments, and generally speaking music theory adjecent generators and upgrades

[calm gyro]

#💡-suggestions

[round sleet]

oh there's a command

[calm gyro]

My high functioning autism brain loves this

Happy vibrations in a dreamy way

[round sleet]

hey so btw-

[dreamy echo]

lmao ofc this exists

why didnt i think of it

[calm gyro]

I have no idea what I'm looking a here---

I'm a bilogy nerd I don't know anythung about music theory 😭

[calm gyro]

I love this meme format

[round sleet]

don't worry music theorists usually don't understand this either :3

[calm gyro]

"Evolution can you give me"

[round sleet]

this is a projective tuning space chart of the 2.3.5 subgroup !

[dreamy echo]

woab someone that actually figured it out? rare

[round sleet]

i read the channel description

[dreamy echo]

woah what group theory? math mentioned?

[round sleet]

subgroup meaning a set of primes to make JI intervals out of

[dreamy echo]

lmao congrats, that's better than 99% of people

[dreamy echo]

primes is also mathy, who knows

[round sleet]

normally there are 12 equally spaced notes per octave
but you can choose any arbitrary number
those are the black numbers in the chart ! they represent those different tuning systems :>

[dreamy echo]

oh yeah true

[dreamy echo]

ok yeah this is definitely just math hidden somewhere in here at the very back

[round sleet]

now, for how JI (just intonation) works
every interval in JI is a multiplier
take your base Hz of the original note, i'll use 250Hz
then multiply by, say, 2/1
it becomes 500Hz
500Hz is exactly an octave above 250Hz
2/1 is the octave
that's how it works
3/2 is the perfect fifth and 5/4 is the major third
simple :>

[dreamy echo]

decades/centuries of math turned to simpler rules

[round sleet]

the 2.3.5 subgroup specifically is every JI interval using just primes 2, 3, and 5 !

[dreamy echo]

is it always (n+1)/n?

[round sleet]

not always ! it's just common for the good common intervals to be simple
and generally things over a power of 2 are used a lot

[dreamy echo]

oh that definitely is math
i wonder if it's literally a group, and if so what is it a subgroup of
integers mod n?

[calm gyro]

《Reading intently》

[round sleet]

and now for the fun part
temperaments :3

[calm gyro]

:3

[round sleet]

since the whole
equally spaced notes per octave framework
is logarithmic so it's actually equal to our ears
nothing is actually perfectly accurate to JI !! (except the octave ofc)

and unlike any form of JI with 2 or more primes
equal systems have a finite number of notes in any given range

[dreamy echo]

oh yeah, the log scale, i forgor

ironic since im literally in the waves physics course rn lmao

am i cooked

[round sleet]

thus, some groups of JI intervals are mapped to the same interval in any given equal system

[round sleet]

for example, in our usual 12 tone equal system
there is no difference between 81/64 (4 fifths, reduced by octaves) and 5/4

meaning if you go up 4 fifths ((3/2)^4), and down 2 octaves (1/4), you get the major third (5/4) !

meaning you could say in this system
the difference between them, 81/80, is equal to nothing, 1/1

in this case, we call 81/80 the "comma", and say it is "tempered out"

[fathom stirrup]

Are you talking about music?

[round sleet]

meantone is a property (we call it a "temperament") that effectively means 81/80 is tempered out
if 81/80 is mapped to 0 steps of an equal system, we say that equal system has meantone

[round sleet]

yep !

and i just realized we're still in cells chat

i should move to general

[calm gyro]

Oh crap

[fathom stirrup]

This chat was derailed like 300 messages prior to that

[calm gyro]

Yeah

Well yeah but still

[round sleet]

but since i explained it all i have to say left is pretty much just that this chart shows what equal systems have what temperaments in a given subgroup :>

[calm gyro]

Better to do it now instead of ignore it lol 😅

[half mountain]

have anyone beat E30?

[polar viper]

Around 6k people

[forest anchor]

#💬-cells-chat can't be #💬-cells-chat, and we can't do anything about it -_-

[calm gyro]

Maybe because the off topic and global chat sections are so fsr down when they should be in the middle/right after the game discussion section

[forest anchor]

What did I even do

[gray yew]

Just remembered that one
(Your version is better)

[indigo atlas]

The off topic section should be put above the events, beta access, and containment layer sections

[fathom stirrup]

well it depends on reader's preference - I would leave it as it is.

[strange lark]

But honestly you could put containment layer at the bottom its basically archived

[fathom stirrup]

what do you consider as containment layer?

[pure pier]

yo

where should I put my research chips on

balance?

[fathom stirrup]

equal distribution is well balanced

[strange lark]

The section titled containment layer bro

[fathom stirrup]

I don't have that section

[strange lark]

Ts

[strange lark]

Probably dont have it shown or something

Idk mann but there is access to it

[sweet hedge]

Oh i think why u dont have it

[fathom stirrup]

Ok, I have. But for a reason cause those are pointless 😄

[sweet hedge]

Yeah this

[strange lark]

That's why i said they should be put at the bottom duh

[fathom stirrup]

I must have forgotten I swithced it off.

[polar viper]

Just accept cells-chat is the general chat
People got problems man

[azure turtle]

I don't know how but I just didn't see it until you pointed it out

I'll ask Aditya to move them

[fathom stirrup]

These 3 channels in Containment are useless - why don't just hide the whole section by default? Do they serve any purpose?

This is so true, I've been vibing on Cheese music since last evening without being allocated to division

[forest anchor]

Pinged

[keen mango]

<@&535129309648781332>

[forest anchor]

Sadge

[keen mango]

wut?

[forest anchor]

Tried to avoid multiple pings, heh

[keen carbon]

!ban 416869538873999361 crypto scam

[bright otter]

Banned .mukuro21 (Case #4433) (user notified with a direct message)

[forest anchor]

Thank you

[worthy tree]

how can someone fall for that

[keen mango]

wait where did my horizon spotter role go, i had it

i'm on rank 28

[keen carbon]

dw

Multiple pings don't really matter if we are looking anyway

[keen mango]

can i get my horizon explorer role back please?

[fathom stirrup]

Do you value your Beyond related role more than Meso related?

[keen mango]

tbh idk

[fathom stirrup]

tbh ok

[wicked linden]

Guys what's the best way to get darwinium

[keen mango]

grind mesozoic valley

[fathom stirrup]

check this out > https://cell-to-singularity.fandom.com/wiki/Codes

[wicked linden]

Unfortunately I claimed all of them already

[fathom stirrup]

Even the latest one? valid only during short period of time?

[wicked linden]

Yes

[fathom stirrup]

I rest my case.

[ionic compass]

Cheese

[fathom stirrup]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cheese-wallace-and-gromit-z7WDgVoPhLo7S

[ionic compass]

WALLACE

"Not-quite-cheese" is actually terrifying

Wdym you made cheese without making cheese

Modern alchemy

[outer sinew]

Hey everyone, can you help me? How can I buy a curved universe?

[tawdry parrot]

@quasi ivy is it okay if I start cheese tomorrow?

[gray yew]

Don’t forget the crackers, lad!
/silly

[timid pine]

Im so tempted to poat a nsfw post here. To prove a point. This game serves those adds

[tawdry parrot]

what??

[timid pine]

Yeah i have no idea why im getting em. I keep reporting them.

[strange lark]

Devs dont control ads

[tawdry parrot]

the worst ive gotten was a gooner dating sim

[timid pine]

They allow meta to do it. They are still liable for the ad company they use.

[timid pine]

I know they dont choose the adds. But they still use meta. Which provides them.

[vital tinsel]

You say that like there are better ad providers

[tawdry parrot]

can they switch?

[timid pine]

Oh there arent. Dont worry lol

But ill print screen next time it happens. And once again dont worry. I wont post it here.

I will to the games support.

[vital tinsel]

I fail to understand what you're trying to accomplish. If the point is to raise awareness (which I'm all for), confronting the devs about it won't be of any use. They try to pay the bills with the economic system they have.

[timid pine]

Mostly to raise awareness. Buy i dont expect things to change.

Also i neee to figure put what app actually does use those adda. Perhaps i can notify meta too.

I really never paid attention. But i will next time.

Anyway back to cells. Watching so many adds to get my boost timers up :D

[rain rain]

constantly crashing in beyond, welp

[strange lark]

Like meta will change

Its just for money man

It makes money

[fathom stirrup]

1. I am not there yet so I cannot be precise ||(is it Sirius or Messier phase?)||
2. Check which generator provides you the most generation and upgrade the max out of it (e.g. get the corresponding constellation, level its trait cards etc)
3. keep your boost at max
4. be patient

[tawdry parrot]

fun to imagine that in a different economic system we'd have a free c2s to educate ppl

[timid pine]

Finally i got the offensive add on capture

[rugged turtle]

Is there any way to get like a week free of infinity pass

[hollow pelican]

lifetime infinity pass
/j?

[quasi ivy]

helloo

[quasi ivy]

yeah why not i guess

[half mountain]

How am I supposed to buy this

It's like alot

It would took me like forever

Mine is 3.01E167/s

[fathom stirrup]

check your ||very first generator in Beyond - Sun if you have maxed his potential ranks and his traits and his constellations||

[half mountain]

I did

[fathom stirrup]

you are missing a constellation

[half mountain]

Which one

[fathom stirrup]

unless you get lucky in card draws or you want to spent money on Beyond Accelerator, you just need to wait

[fathom stirrup]

||Scorpio||

[half mountain]

soo i have to save up my stars for ||scorpio?||

[fathom stirrup]

yes, ||it gives you 1,5speed boost on all celestial bodies||

[tawdry parrot]

its the longest event right

[half mountain]

Thx

[fathom stirrup]

fingers crossed, but it might be a long journey for you - unfortunately you don't have that many trait levels... @quasi ivy could give you an estimation based on your provided picture if he has time to spare #💬-cells-chat message

[timid pine]

Is this permanent in the sense that. Its not only when i activate the 15min cooldown?

[quasi ivy]

im here

[tawdry parrot]

when activated

but idk who uses it

[timid pine]

Oh.

Also if anyone here is over 18 and wants to see the adds i refered to. That baffmes me meta sends

And this game uses..

Let me know.

I really wiah i had the balls to send it here. Haha.

[fathom stirrup]

as an infinity pass member I am kinda curious what you have to deal with...

[timid pine]

Its up to you.

Dms are open for anyone who wants to see adds this game serves

I hope atleast one old timer takes me up on it.

As i feel this issue needs to be handeled.

Already reached out to a dev.

But time will tell

[fathom stirrup]

I kindly request your services for a friend? here 😇

[quasi ivy]

i need the boost interface

did they send it somewhere?

[timid pine]

Who and what?

[fathom stirrup]

yes, in the message I pinged you in I am referencing it

[quasi ivy]

ah alr

about 128 days

with doubling offline earnings

so 256 days total

[fathom stirrup]

btw you predicted "for me" with 4x flux its about 6 days. I am 3days in and I don't have that much. I am close to have 2/5 of the requirement. So it will be longer for me.

[dusky mural]

Whats the most optimal way to spend my darwinium/logits?

[timid pine]

I need somwonw to see the adds lol. To know if i overreact or not.

[tawdry parrot]

dm me

[fathom stirrup]

you kinda don't react to me 😄

[quasi ivy]

as i said its an estimate so still is pretry close

[timid pine]

I did vuy all you said was i kinda want it

[fathom stirrup]

depends on the stage you are in

[timid pine]

Not that you actually would

[timid pine]

Goibg with predak

[fathom stirrup]

is that what I have written in DM?

[timid pine]

Oh if you sent me a dm i missed it

[half mountain]

Well I guess I have to wait

[timid pine]

Predak got the screenshot

[fathom stirrup]

Yeah... nope to that Ad. What the actual..

[clear zenith]

I may not have the context of this specific ad, but I have seen more than one ad that was a what the actual f**k did I just witness

[fathom stirrup]

zampa got muted when he was describing it 😄

[clear zenith]

woof

[fathom stirrup]

so that might give you a hint what it was about 😄

[clear zenith]

oh I'm fairly certain I know what sort of ad it was

[fathom stirrup]

There was a lot of specific positions in that ad.

[clear zenith]

exactly. bleh

[hollow pelican]

beh

[fathom stirrup]

boooo

speaking of booo - cheese event is specific - definetely I get why people don't like it much 😄

[flint bay]

Humans have been underwhelming so far ngl

[fathom stirrup]

they are, but they are essential in order to progress

[flint bay]

What the~ I don’t think this broke any rules?

[rain rain]

what the hell

[fathom stirrup]

Well... probably they don't like some words that can mean something nasty....

[timid pine]

Okay mute gone lol

[fathom stirrup]

oh, zampa is back - just don't say those words again mate 😄

[flint bay]

Which words?

[timid pine]

But it was the add lol

[fathom stirrup]

great, now I am muted....

[flint bay]

Oh is it the second word of the second upgrade mentioned?

[timid pine]

Ita stupid.

[timid pine]

Hiw old are you?

[trim eagle]

Almost done with Beyond

[timid pine]

I want everyone to see the terrible adds.

[fathom stirrup]

feels like an old man - this mute sucks...

[timid pine]

He/she is older?

[clear zenith]

I've already seen the terrible ads 😞

[fathom stirrup]

IDK, I just hope he has a good sense of humour 😄

[rain rain]

So we can't even talk about upgrades that are literally in the game? That is so amusing
Also would be cool to see info from devs about the adds

[flint bay]

Sorry bout that

[trim eagle]

Ads? Raid Shadow Legends?

[rain rain]

And, I don't even want to try saying it, got muted once for copying part of the guide here

[timid pine]

Jk. Dm me if you want to see

[vital tinsel]

Yeah, we've all seen those NSFW slops. Everyone gets those.

[timid pine]

Not as bad as raid shadow lwgends but almost

[timid pine]

We should raise the issue though

[half mountain]

Hmm

[trim eagle]

Holy heck, a fellow Morrowind fan in the wild! VEHK AE SOTHA AE AYEM

[rain rain]

I feel like I've just accomplished chim

[trim eagle]

Bro just found the 37th sermon

[timid pine]

@clear zenith ia mine as twrriböe?

[rain rain]

Do not check for first letters in one of the sentences

[timid pine]

May i show you?

[half mountain]

I'm gonna spend most of my life savings into drawinium and buy blue stars until got the cards I wanted

[clear zenith]

I'm feeling so underaccomplished in this cheese event and I'm in 25th? jeez

[trim eagle]

DO NOT ask what Muatra is and what Vivec did with it.

[rain rain]

lol

yeah, let's not talk about

[clear zenith]

not gonna bug report but some modern cheddar is dyed. I eat a lot of cheddar and can't remember the last time I ate any that was orange

[timid pine]

Jk you got the imagw. And space i did dm you.

[fathom stirrup]

You do you, but ||Sun trait cards|| are extremely rare, even from Blue Stars....

[clear zenith]

-# can't believe the misinformation *grumble grumble*

[half mountain]

i was gonna get the epics and rares

[trim eagle]

Cheddar is orange though?

[clear zenith]

not my cheddar

[fathom stirrup]

it looks like it will be hard event > more people will struggle > higher chance for better positioning

[timid pine]

Ao now whe. I showed a few people

Qe nwed to reach the devs

Adds are extreme even talking about the adds gets you muted lol

[fathom stirrup]

be aware of high expectations... maybe that Beyond accelerator is better idea if you want to invest money... but I haven't study prizes/prices

[rain rain]

cinema

[timid pine]

?

This is more exteme

Its virtually playboy

[clear zenith]

this stuff is my favorite cheddar and certainly not orange

[rain rain]

I recall one game where you couldn't discuss all content from it on forums. It was hilarious too Flashback intensifies

[timid pine]

Sounda like my ad

I tried telling what ir was and got insta muted lol

But game allows it

[rain rain]

well, we have like 7 people online and, probably watching

[half mountain]

i cant find the beyond accelerator

[fathom stirrup]

Got a cheese related question - is Niva a thing?

[fathom stirrup]

in Beyond tap on darwinium cube and it is on the top.

[rough axle]

It’s in the Darwinium store

[half mountain]

Ohhhhhh

[clear zenith]

I'm not sure I know what that is

[fathom stirrup]

kinda what I was thinking - type of blue cheese - favourite of mine

[clear zenith]

I know a lot of blue cheese is region-specific and I don't really eat it, so that would explain why I don't know it

[halcyon crater]

The reason why some cheddar is orange is that annato seed extract was added

[clear zenith]

it says that in my screenshot lol

my point is that it's some, not all cheddar

[fathom stirrup]

Oh and I love 'Tete de Moine'

[gusty remnant]

Good afternoon everyone

[clear zenith]

morning

hi

[wheat holly]

time to start the beyond grind

[clear zenith]

have fun(?)

[wheat holly]

i will

beyond looks sick

[native skiff]

hi

how do i get the linked roles

[lament temple]

How do I get progression roles?

• The way roles used to work in the Cells Discord server is through a fancy feature called “Linked Roles.” An update broke the linked roles system, and since it has been broken for so long, the moderators have decided to revert to the old method of assigning game progression roles: manually.
• Post screenshots of your progress in #🏆-share-your-prestige, and you might get some snazzy roles if your progress meets certain requirements.
  -# In case you want to look at the requirements, please click on the server's top bar, then select 'Linked Roles'. You can view the requirements of each role there. You can also take a look at #🏆-share-your-prestige message. Please be reminded that Reality Engine-related roles are not currently available due to the their now-outdated requirements.

Frequently Asked Questions • Requested by Electorus

[forest anchor]

@native skiff please see above

bold mainly

[native skiff]

ah

[fathom stirrup]

this looks like you enjoyed replying 😄

[forest anchor]

Huh?

[timid pine]

Ok so i did somethibg that may get be blocked. But i dmed all devs. Lefs see if anyone replies or what happends

I didnt send images but i wanted to.

[forest anchor]

All devs? Why?

What happened?

[timid pine]

Ads.

[wheat holly]

he shat his pants

yeah no shi free mobile game has ass

[timid pine]

I can dm yöu and sgow tou the ads

[wheat holly]

oh is it an inappropiate ad?

[timid pine]

They were big nsfw

[forest anchor]

Ah no need for DM but I can see that

[timid pine]

Big big nsfw

[wheat holly]

hm yeah i see

well i dont think the mods are the oes doing that

[rain rain]

huge one, I assume. Couldn't resist

[wheat holly]

maybe contact the actual devs

[timid pine]

I did dm devs here on discord

[forest anchor]

I doubt even the devs can do anything directly with it

Afaik it's about ad provider?

[wheat holly]

they cant?

[timid pine]

I believe they can

[wheat holly]

i doubt they approve each ad

i think the provider does that

[timid pine]

Being a dev myself and also i developed an ad system.

[wheat holly]

and the game simply pulls from it

or maybe you know better it seems

[forest anchor]

That's what I think

[rain rain]

ah, so they can't do anything?

[forest anchor]

I'm not exactly sure though

[timid pine]

But you can swcidw a limit on what ada should be shown

[rain rain]

https://giphy.com/gifs/doctorwho-doctor-who-dr-the-giggle-mCeu7i1xkj06YsuXfI

[timid pine]

Like pg 17 pg 13 and so on.

[wheat holly]

these games advertising anything ong

[timid pine]

It was bare breasts shown in adda

[forest anchor]

Big issue nonetheless. I saw that half of the one-star reviews on Play Store were about ads

[timid pine]

And positions.

[timid pine]

I really ure you to swe one add

Ill find the leaat offensive of the 2

[wheat holly]

yeah its not good thing

this isnt 18+ game

[timid pine]

But i feel people need to see the issue. Now if you dont want. I wont show it.

But i want pwople to see it

So we can get a change

So if you wabt to see it dm me.

Cant post it here.

#raiseAwareness

[fathom stirrup]

read it without the @

[native skiff]

i love how you can get like 330 darwinium with the codes lmao

[wheat holly]

the coded been for years

[timid pine]

Im off for an hour.

Or 3... if you want to swe it its up for 2 minutes

[timid pine]

I reaöly want to post it here.

I know i cant... but why not?

[wheat holly]

cause noone wants to see it

[native skiff]

what is swe

[timid pine]

See

[native skiff]

ah

[strange lark]

Bro we get it you dont like the ad and you want people to see it
Nsfw is still banned here and the devs have little to no control over ads

[timid pine]

They show it though

Thats not good either.

[strange lark]

But its not dependent on them omg

[timid pine]

They are still liable for what they show

[native skiff]

no?

[timid pine]

Yez?

[strange lark]

The ads?

[timid pine]

Yes

99.9% meta has a settting only show pg13 or so

[forest anchor]

Uhh...

[native skiff]

they didnt make the ads

[strange lark]

No shit that's what ads are doing they are sketchy

[timid pine]

Doesnt matyer who made it. They show it.

[timid pine]

You are slow thats ok.

Ill go slower.

[strange lark]

????

[forest anchor]

What...

[native skiff]

that's google ad service or whatever ad service they use's fault, not the developers

[timid pine]

Ylu can still decide the adds

[native skiff]

no??

[strange lark]

That's just not true

[timid pine]

You cöuld 20 years ago lol

Tarfeted adds is a thing

[native skiff]

and????

[timid pine]

Targeted

..

If ghey show ads i even cant taök about.

[native skiff]

what do targeted ads have to do with anything

[timid pine]

Something is wrong.

[fathom stirrup]

well but if people stop playing the game because of inapropriate ads (as is visible in Google Play reviews), it should be addressed and devs should make some actions.

[strange lark]

I agree with this
But its not happening now it really would need to be a lot of people

[fathom stirrup]

It could be a topic for AMA session.

[timid pine]

Well it will make me quit. I cant play this at worn as ita literally playboy ads

[strange lark]

Aight

[fathom stirrup]

What if it is intended to be a motivation to purchase Infinity Pass? /nsrs

[strange lark]

I also wanna say that literally all the ads are optional in cts like man nobody is forcing you

[timid pine]

Lol. Pay to ignore playboy? Thats new.. :ad

[vital tinsel]

Yes, something is wrong. But not what you think. The devs are fully aware the ads they show are problematic, but they can't do anything about it. Because they have to make money, and the ad providers are not willing to make changes to their problematic policy. And that is the problem : people who hold power over the devs are allowed to make decisions that are harmful to the players, just because it serves their interest.
If you want to scream about it, go do it to the providers' face, rather than ours or the devs'. Maybe you can make a difference that way.

[timid pine]

Let me say rgis if a game band you taöking ablut adds in your owb game. Something is wrong.

[timid pine]

Nlw i havent looked last 3 years. But i disagree

[strange lark]

Its good to listen to someone smart finally

[timid pine]

Ypu think disney would serve nude women as ads? This game does.

And if you do accept it.

Let me talk abput the ads you decide to serve

Stop auto muting me for talkibäng about the ads

[forest anchor]

No one accepts it, but what can we do? Raise this issue to a group who can't solve the problem?

Unless the devs can. I'd like to hear that from them

[timid pine]

I think it can be sloved. But ill say this. Ubtill i look up a solution. Ill move on.

[strange lark]

I remember both the mods and devs saying they have no control over ads

[prime vale]

will we get the rock expansion tomorrow?

[timid pine]

Should be fair no?

[vital tinsel]

That's just the thing : no. It's not fair. The situation is unfair to the devs too. And so is complaining about it to them.

[timid pine]

Well i disagree with you. But since we seem to be on the end of a duscussion. We can agree to disagree?

[strange lark]

The devs are still choosing the most fair and respectable option by making ads optional and not showing them to your face

[timid pine]

And we can move onto cells talk.

[vital tinsel]

I'm not sure I get what you're referring to.

[timid pine]

So yeah ill move on.

[forest anchor]

Rock expansion was an April Fools joke in this game long ago

[timid pine]

But i will push the issue further. But via devs.

[native skiff]

they can't do anything about it

[vital tinsel]

Oh, then maybe 🤣

[timid pine]

Well thats up to them.

[forest anchor]

???

[vital tinsel]

Moving

[native skiff]

?????

[vital tinsel]

On

[timid pine]

And i disageee

[vital tinsel]

Please

[forest anchor]

So... you are forcing the people who can't solve the problem to solve it? Are you crazy?

[timid pine]

But yes let move on

[wheat holly]

unlocked neptune 😄

[timid pine]

Right. Back to cells

[fathom stirrup]

this is fun - are you having fun?

[fathom stirrup]

tell me more about this Neptune

[vital tinsel]

GG ! What Beyond episode is that ?

[forest anchor]

7

or 8

[wheat holly]

8

[forest anchor]

8 probably

[timid pine]

May i dm yöi about cells game?

[forest anchor]

Of course I'm wrong at first

[wheat holly]

uh why you asking as if i speak of love interest

[timid pine]

I am a little bit confused...

[vital tinsel]

Nice to meet you, a little bit confused. I'm Guilarai.

[forest anchor]

Skull

[wheat holly]

cheese event is finished

i speak like i am NEW to this game

[fathom stirrup]

finished ?

[fathom stirrup]

You are rather new in the realm of Beyond

[small dagger]

Is this normal?

[keen mango]

haha sometimes

seriously idk

[fathom stirrup]

What seems to be a problem?

[azure turtle]

Restarting the game should fix it

[small dagger]

I'm stuck at this menu

[forest anchor]

Primary Simulation and Reality Engine at once

[small dagger]

Nice

[fathom stirrup]

oh! Good eyes, I totally missed the forest because of all the trees in my way!

[carmine escarp]

guys how the hell ru meant to unlock flat universe it's so ludicrously expensive, is there something I'm missing?

yes I've already upgraded the sun as much as I could

[fathom stirrup]

then just wait it out 🤷‍♂️ not much left to do

[hollow pelican]

I just wait while opening those stars

[strange lark]

@sweet hedge oh yeaah radio i was looking at your new video with the jester leaks how the hell did you get those

i dont think all of them were shown before in here somewhere

[hollow pelican]

Yeah, how did radio get those leaks tho, I wonder

[carmine escarp]

at this rate I'll have flat universe in like 2 months

[hollow pelican]

unbelievable

[fathom stirrup]

well just @carmine escarp you get some good trait sun cards from red dwarves - Do you have both sun affecting constellations obtained?

[wheat holly]

yes

(and at mesozoic)

i really only played mesozoic to unlock neoaves

[carmine escarp]

i have all 38/38 constellations, both my sun cards are at 7

[fathom stirrup]

mine are 8/7 (3/2/2 silver/gold/gold), which takes me to 6-9 days of "waiting" game without purchasing to get to the 2E175 requirement

so depending on your epic/rares you could have a bit more generation than me

[carmine escarp]

for me its 7/7, 3/1/2

so your sun is 4x more effective if im not wrong

yeah that about adds up

[fathom stirrup]

I am generating 6,06E168/s

[carmine escarp]

I'm getting 1,46E168/s

[forest anchor]

Wait what

Well I shouldn't care but the fuck

[strange lark]

on his channel apparently theres some new stuff??

im not exactly sure where did he get that from lmao

[forest anchor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/871078752745041951/1138843608225685575/1034859368287588413.gif

[fathom stirrup]

looks like a harmonic relationship

[forest anchor]

Real

[carmine escarp]

I'll grind out red dwarves, since you can get 3 researching at once and they're 6 hours with the constllation, as well as the 5x research boost that means I should get like 3 red dwarves per hour (tiny bit less)

hopefully this can get me at least one more sun unpgrade

[fathom stirrup]

• 2 red dwarves every 4 hours for free from the shop

[trim eagle]

Finished beyond, I am so happy

[wheat holly]

i completes virgo

altho it gives me nothing yet

i should maybe go for an useful constellation

[fathom stirrup]

Finally ||Argo Navis|| assembled. 24/38

[carmine escarp]

I actually don't think this is worth it, I'll still get white dwarves from the shop cuz they're way slower to research compared to red dwarves, but they have the same cooldown as red dwarves in the shop

this will help once I unlock flat universe, since white dwarves give cards for interstellar objects

[fathom stirrup]

I figured I will try to increase my chances on catching something relevant ONLY for this period of time.

[unborn pulsar]

Guys, whoever is still not on beyond ep 30, get as much upgrades on the sun as possible otherwise you'll get a huge gap between upgrades in the end

[carmine escarp]

yup, I'm in a tough spot

Although I've been grinding out white dwarves for a long time so after flat universe I should be good...

[fathom stirrup]

not much you can do when you are alreaedy E18-E29 cause you start getting Phase II cards

[tawdry parrot]

18+

[unborn pulsar]

@fathom stirrup you can put red dwars in the missions tho

[forest anchor]

🤔

[carmine escarp]

red and white dwarves research

[timid pine]

Yeah

[carmine escarp]

although you might be missing out on constellation, might want to sacrifice a red dwarf spot for a constellation

[fathom stirrup]

this is kinda already the meta - always place RD in your missions

[fathom stirrup]

constellation mission is not worth the slot

[carmine escarp]

I don't trust in my luck enough to consistently get them from stuff

[fathom stirrup]

it's not luck, but probability and math 🙂

[carmine escarp]

if you're going only for the good constellations then I do see your point

but since I wanted to get all of them, that constellation research was necessary

[tawdry parrot]

well u will finish beyond before getting all of them so it doesnt matter

[carmine escarp]

also technically red dwarves COULD get you more constellations than the constellation research

[fathom stirrup]

fact 1) you can get even 4 from a single RD
fact 2) you can get up to 12 RD missions at the time of one constellation mission

[carmine escarp]

yeah that's what I was about to say but

I don't trust in my luck enough

[fathom stirrup]

fact 3) 10% chance to get a fragment

[carmine escarp]

there's also the factor of perfecly timing each RD mission

[fathom stirrup]

I am fragments free right now, I just purchased that boat thingy... lets meet here tommorrow 🙂

[carmine escarp]

obviously you can't be in game EVERY TIME a RD finishes

like while you'r sleeping

that's already 1/3 of your potential RDs gone

not mentioning every other activity in a day that could disrupt it

[fallen sand]

I mean, if you have a split sleep schedule or set an overnight AHK...

But yeah, even accounting for missed RDs they're just better for stars than the constellation missing

[tawdry parrot]

u can get multiple from an rd?

Also I didnt know they were called starbits lol

[carmine escarp]

unless you plan on sleeping for 1 hour intervals for months you can't possibly maximise the RD research

[fallen sand]

Every additional star is a lower chance, but yes

[fallen sand]

There's a constellation that sets RD missions to 6h

Is there anything that lowers it past that?

[carmine escarp]

the research boost

5x

[fallen sand]

Oh, right. Boost

That just proves my point, though

[tawdry parrot]

4. RD missions give dark matter and sometimes darwinium

[fallen sand]

I was assuming 6h RDs to beat constellation mission

[tawdry parrot]

nice

[upbeat meteor]

YOOO

[fallen sand]

Granted, they'll both be faster, but the more missions the closer your rewards should approach the expected distribution

Which is in favor of RDs

I don't have the figures on hand but the constellation mission is so slow that you'd have to miss a lot of RDs to match it

[upbeat meteor]

What is topic of conversation here

[fathom stirrup]

more triggers the more additional fragments you can get

[clever grove]

the shorter the mission the more you lose from not queueing them perfectly

[tawdry parrot]

opening a black hole wish me luck

[upbeat meteor]

The best constellation loadout i assume?

[carmine escarp]

realistically, if you were really trying without sacrificing sleep, you'd get like 6-8 RDs per constellation

I feel like this would be a tie

[upbeat meteor]

If yes then it's 1 constellation, 3 red dwarfs and 1 24 hour white dwarf

[fallen sand]

...you only pop RDs 2x per day? That seems low

[tawdry parrot]

I doubled my speed of everything yay

[upbeat meteor]

Wasn't the topic of best amount of fragments solved already?

[fallen sand]

I believe so, but I never saw the actual numbers

[fathom stirrup]

How many times did you get more than 1 from Constellation mission?

[fallen sand]

And peering into the lootbox magic is a tremendous pain in the ass

[fathom stirrup]

Many people's experience it gives mostly 1.

[upbeat meteor]

I think it was if you collected red dwarfs every 9 hours or more then it's better to use constellation mission

[clever grove]

so do stars tho so that argument doesn't really work

[tawdry parrot]

if hope wants to do the 72h mission then its fine, it doesnt matter much either way because you get more starbits than u can use on USEFUL constellations

[upbeat meteor]

Because I think the more than 1 constellation chance is the same for both stars and mission

[fallen sand]

Assuming what mission durations though?

[upbeat meteor]

6 hour

[fallen sand]

vs 72h constellation?

[upbeat meteor]

• 1 24 hour white dwarf

[tawdry parrot]

does this unlock extra nodes?