💬-cells-chat

[quasi ivy]

and thats not even the epic cards

[hollow pelican]

No, it's just the screenshot I took on the very beginning of Beyond

[quasi ivy]

so that should be faster right?

[frank leaf]

Aw man

[quasi ivy]

could i do it within an hour or smt

[fringe shale]

Woah, thats truely something

[true vigil]

lets not get ahead of ourselves

[shrewd fulcrum]

Will they bring cyborgs and Androids back?

[quasi ivy]

ok fuck it im going steam ive waited too long for this

[terse latch]

dropping e30 and and prestige in one update would have been diabolical

[true vigil]

btw this card still doesnt work on the ending nodes

[quasi ivy]

wait does the e30 beyond transfer to mobile after u beat it on steam

[hollow girder]

since im on mobile and have to wait for thursday for e30 beyond and i also am not doing the event until 2 days left cos easier brackets

may as well work on mesozoic

[true vigil]

how many events did you sweat to top 10 😭😭

[quasi ivy]

uh

like all of them the past 3 months

[forest anchor]

I can finally sleep peacefully 🫡

[fringe shale]

Wth

[quasi ivy]

but?

[steady dune]

I had all epic cards at ||5||

[quasi ivy]

starting one day before the event ends is goated

[amber canyon]

'Progress 1 hour in to the event'?

[hollow pelican]

wtf 😭😭😭

[quasi ivy]

but now for the beyond lmao

[mortal geode]

shit i forgot i was in this server

[quasi ivy]

fuck my laptop im making it suffer with opening stars

[mortal geode]

i thought i was in a server where it was normalized to send the most random shit

[amber canyon]

Unlikely - at least until the mobile version updates.

[quasi ivy]

whys nobody anwsering grrr

[quasi ivy]

ah alr

[fringe shale]

Nah thats crazy, u spam time flux, x4 boost and nanobots

[quasi ivy]

i only do 4x boosts and nanobots

[fringe shale]

I guess its bec it wont work?

[quasi ivy]

im not p2w to spam flux

also both nanobots and flux got caps so

[sudden dome]

not p2w with a subscription 😔

[fringe shale]

They do? Damn, what the limit?

[hollow girder]

ive been starting to grind the heck out of events recently i can pull off top 10 with 2 days

[quasi ivy]

nanobots is like max 2 every 5 mins

and timeflux is 4 max and regain 1 every 15 minutes im prety sure, but not familiar with that one

[tawdry parrot]

do u have max constellations?

[quasi ivy]

yep

[torpid moss]

Life on the sun

[fringe shale]

I see

[quasi ivy]

and got 11 blackholes for more fragments so

should be able to finish the constellations

[fringe shale]

[quasi ivy]

also my boy cetus finally got a constellation

[amber canyon]

FWIW, things that affect Sirius (pre-update).

[hollow girder]

thats literally the main reason i started grinding events out

[quasi ivy]

yeah i should be all set

[hollow girder]

i was 2 constellations off finishing all of the ones pre e30

[steady dune]

My 41 stored black holes are ready to go for E30

[quasi ivy]

anyway uh im gonna see if it will process e30 to mobile and if not then i wait i guess

[hollow girder]

damn

[quasi ivy]

noice

[torpid minnow]

oh hey a new achievement for getting molluscs

[amber canyon]

Same ... Well 45 ... In 3.5 days time.

[steady dune]

And mostly are from... last year

[quasi ivy]

lets hope the new e29 doesnt make me go insane

during the regrind

[steady dune]

I barely give up on doing events

[tawdry parrot]

mann i wanna be eeeeendgaaaamee

[quasi ivy]

i never do xd

and it pays off

[tawdry parrot]

so you're the one that keeps taking my top 10 spots?

[quasi ivy]

lmao

[amber canyon]

Please report back 🤪

[quasi ivy]

i will i will

[steady dune]

No

[quasi ivy]

and if i go slightly insane u should be fine

[fringe shale]

What challenge lvl you guys normally reach in event?

[quasi ivy]

but if its horrible we are both cooked

[torpid minnow]

if you want to see the entirety of e30 without spending days getting it here you go

[quasi ivy]

3 at highest and its enough in later lobbies so

[clear zenith]

no more than 2, but I've only recently completed all the events at least once

[amber canyon]

As low as possible to get the badges and rank high.

[fringe shale]

Woah

[supple sinew]

im assuming this is a part of the Industrial revolution update?

[fringe shale]

Nice, usually i only complete the event once myself, almost came close to twice with the deep see life event

[torpid minnow]

do they just forget to remove stuff or something

[fringe shale]

Yeah thats what x4 does for me, mostly help with badges

[clear zenith]

oh I hardly ever finish challenge level 2 lol. I got about halfway on this last one?

the farthest I ever got was dipping my toes into 3 on fungi

[supple sinew]

I also unlocked glitch level 77, roads

[tawdry parrot]

Who's gonna build the roads?

[torpid minnow]

nice

[quasi ivy]

we build this city! on! roads!

[clear zenith]

I'm appreciating the use of instead of 🔥 lol

[hollow girder]

before just the once

but over the last couple of weeks ive been clearing the first 2 and getting halfway through the third

[fathom stirrup]

Better fire

[fringe shale]

Nice, i need to unlock lv 74

[quasi ivy]

alr lemme see

i feel like a bad person betraying my mobile game and going onto steam for this 😭

[tawdry parrot]

heck yeah

[amber canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/go-go-go-toby-stephens-bill-beaman-hunter-killer-move-gif-18343775

[tawdry parrot]

get of your phone lil bro

[supple sinew]

im pretty sure the update isnt on mobile yet

[fringe shale]

Oh damn i didnt even notice

[fringe shale]

It isnt

On the 25th

[clear zenith]

by then

[amber canyon]

By 3.5 days from now. Might be earlier.

#📢-announcements message

[clear zenith]

I've seen people get mobile updates early before, yeah

and every time, I point out that by =/= on

[amber canyon]

We've had this before, right?

[clear zenith]

wdym "this"?

[supple sinew]

every update comes to steam first, then mobile rollout happens due to how google and apple handle updates compared to steam

[amber canyon]

The by / on thing.

[clear zenith]

oh yeah

so much

[tawdry parrot]

mobile plebs

[sudden isle]

[inhale]

THANK YOU DEVS FOR ADDING BATCH-UPGRADES TO BEYOND GENERATORS

[tawdry parrot]

what is batch upgrade?

[amber canyon]

Pfui. Mid-game plebs. 😋

[sudden isle]

now i dont have to sit through 12 level up animations

it's all condensed into one

per generator

[clear zenith]

and I know clarifying that (again) rn is not going to stop people from asking why they got the update early 😅

[earnest copper]

when dinosaur valley upgrade? im maxed

[clear zenith]

oooooh

[sudden isle]

also, they similarly added batch-starring to constellations

fuck yeah

[clear zenith]

nah, that's been there a bit

[sudden isle]

S+ tier QOL

[amber canyon]

Devs said it was finished.

[clear zenith]

I think that was an update or two ago

[sudden isle]

wait what lmao

[clear zenith]

yeah

[quasi ivy]

@amber canyon e29 was a breeze lmao

[clear zenith]

I think I noticed it a few weeks ago?

[sudden isle]

huh, i guess i finished beyond before I had to really see that last update

[earnest copper]

finished like, done? no more upgradtes / updates etc??

[amber canyon]

Whooooo!

[sudden isle]

but now with FIFTY FUCKING TASKS ON THE E30 CHECKLIST, i think i'll be at this for a solid half a month

[quasi ivy]

got rank 4 ||great attractor|| 2 mins in

[sudden isle]

S tier update tbh

[fringe shale]

Cant wait for this to come to mobile, still stuck with rank or max as the highest

[sudden isle]

i used to hate beyond now it's my favorite part of the game

[tawdry parrot]

touche

[sudden isle]

i meant like the "rank up" animations

usually you had to do them one by one

[fathom stirrup]

I used to love Beyond and i still do

[fringe shale]

I see

[sudden isle]

did that happen last update with the constellations??

[quasi ivy]

I NEED TO DO 20 ASTRONOMY MISSIONS RARG

ahem

i mean

[clear zenith]

just blast through the 15min dark matter ones lol

[hollow girder]

thats fine doesnt one take like 15 mins

[quasi ivy]

im gonna p2w

[fringe shale]

Should be light work no? Especially if u have x4 boost and the constellation for further boost

[hollow girder]

15m * 20 is like

[amber canyon]

That's what they said. In a livestream I think.

[hollow girder]

5 hour- oh wow

[clear zenith]

that's like 5 hours unboosted, so...an hour with the upgraded boost at max?

[fringe shale]

Id say so yeah

[fathom stirrup]

Very likely it happened with last update, we just haven't noticed at that time but it has been there for a few weeks

[quasi ivy]

luckily i got 1.1k darwinium

[clear zenith]

I can totally do math guys trust

[hollow girder]

maybe less

[quasi ivy]

so can spend 200 cubes

[hollow girder]

cos there are multiple you can send off at once

[fringe shale]

No need

[quasi ivy]

i will and shall

i got it on my steam anyway

[clear zenith]

that's true too. get the 1hr one going too and that's probably closer to like 40min

[quasi ivy]

so wont change my mobile acount

[fringe shale]

Why, then complain about content later

[amber canyon]

For bragging rights with a ||low universe number||?

[clear zenith]

okay good thing all my boosts are maxxed so I can switch back to Steam and stay there until mobile updates (and cry because now I'm spending DW on the research mission boost)

[fringe shale]

Fair enough, someone like me

[upbeat meteor]

I have come back from photosynthesis

[quasi ivy]

eh its mostly cuz its not the acount im actially gonna use so

[upbeat meteor]

How is E30 like?

[quasi ivy]

cool

really easy for me till now

[amber canyon]

AND you can find out how cool your ||number|| is here - https://oeis.org/

[upbeat meteor]

Why did everyone go quiet

[north phoenix]

Is the 30th episode the last one?

[quasi ivy]

alr got the microwave

as in

[hollow girder]

i believe so

[quasi ivy]

WTH THERE IS NO MICROWAVE EMOJI

my life is now ruined

farewell

[amber canyon]

Playing the game?

[north phoenix]

[quasi ivy]

woah there is a neutron star as a reward

[north phoenix]

Wooooo

[upbeat meteor]

Oh true lol

[sudden isle]

I would've thought it would be the finale, especially considering. y'know. we were near the fucking edge of the universe in E29 and there's nowhere to go but forward in E30

and E30 has 50 tasks in the checklist so it's a fuckton of content

have fun everyone

[clear zenith]

When I'm at less than 20 tasks back in e21 that's just a wee bit daunting 😨

[tawdry parrot]

microslop

[north phoenix]

lol

[sudden isle]

yeah it has more tasks than the last three episodes combined I think

it's 3 episodes in one

[tawdry parrot]

new science has to be released first before they can make new beyond content

[north phoenix]

Wooooo 50 tasks

[quasi ivy]

universe takes 4 hours to orbit with 4x speed and all epic cards and shit

im dying

[amber canyon]

Mobile (Android) peeps - the update might be available sooner. And GooglePlay might tell you if it will be.

[north phoenix]

Maybe multiverses afterwards

[quasi ivy]

ooo

[sudden isle]

when are they coming out with the next science update SMHHHHH i mean i guess most of the best lead devs are dead now but the new dev team is looking promising

[quasi ivy]

me when i just got 5 constellation fragments

[tawdry parrot]

neil degrasse tyson has to work overhours to create new beyond content

[north phoenix]

It’s been fun when it lasted

The beyond

Would Ton-618 and Phoenix A star be included eventually?

[stable flint]

Because of this update, I remembered the very sad fact that we will never be able to see and explore the part of the universe that we cannot see. Which is beyond the edge of the observable universe 😔😔😔

[tawdry parrot]

time for a history/culture simulation

[fringe shale]

Dec 26, 2025 vs now

[clear zenith]

I mean I feel like the ancient and modern civilizations gardens already cover a fair bit of that

[sudden isle]

aw man did they fix the thing where if you click a fucktillion times a second you could trigger golden asteroids upwards of 4 times per

[amber canyon]

You should click this 😉

[quasi ivy]

ah yes thanks for the help my fella

best help ever frfr

[tawdry parrot]

welcome back grandpa

[fringe shale]

Kinda crazy i was gone for that long

[quasi ivy]

ok nvm rhe generator right after loops in 1 second for me 💀

[fringe shale]

Thanks

[quasi ivy]

FUCK I FORGOT THE SPOILER

[upbeat meteor]

Where did that message go

Oh

[quasi ivy]

QNYWAY I GOT IT ON MY PHONE GUYS

[clear zenith]

don't break anything lol

[quasi ivy]

it seems to work fine

if it starts bugging out i will go back to my older version though

[fringe shale]

Nice

[upbeat meteor]

Is that a darwininium cube

[tawdry parrot]

new icon

[amber canyon]

I wonder if the update is on the browser version yet.

[clear zenith]

yeah the cube generator yk? generates a cube every...few hours, ymmv

[fringe shale]

Looking good

[ember locust]

theres a browser version?

[clear zenith]

yep!

[alpine galleon]

Hi :3

[ember locust]

btw does the update have new reality engine upgrades?

[fringe shale]

Hey

[sudden isle]

nope, it still works! i was thinking they'd patch this because it doesn't work in Explore simulations, but I guess Explore simulations have different rules because theyre competitive?

[upbeat meteor]

Security Camera captures better quality than that bro 😭

[tawdry parrot]

its a smoll icon

[amber canyon]

Got a link?

[tawdry parrot]

here is some quality

[quasi ivy]

i do notice that the gains are a bit less on mobile so i will finish it on pc and then have it on mobile i think

[clear zenith]

to browser CtS? it's just https://celltosingularity.com/play/

I'm speedrunning there rn to see if the new augments are there, therefore it's updated

[amber canyon]

Am I being dumb?

[clear zenith]

scroll up?

[sly basin]

yo guys what beyond episode you on

[clear zenith]

pahaha I love running early game with an autoclicker. bugged it out and got the "you got Darwinium!" poppup like six times

[sly basin]

lol

[amber canyon]

That is scrolled up.

[clear zenith]

down? idk. that's weird

[upbeat meteor]

29

[sly basin]

ohh cool im at 25 cant wait for the milky way

[clear zenith]

maybe certain browsers don't like it or something. I'm on firefox rn and have played it on chrome in the past

[warm lodge]

Idea Booster XI got a lot more expensive with the update:
44_17

[amber canyon]

Nothing down that I can use. Chrome and DDG same.

[warm lodge]

44_79

[upbeat meteor]

Thanks for making me aware

[clear zenith]

augh do I have to reset sim to get augments

[sly basin]

dont think so

[quasi ivy]

xd

i didnt know my constellations were a beaver and an enchidna

[sly basin]

though im not sure havent played as much since before reality reboot

[quasi ivy]

ah i sure do love this kind of stuff

looks like only the icons for traits are really unfinished

[clear zenith]

Well then where are they lol

[quasi ivy]

everything else seems the same

[tawdry parrot]

im so jeeelooouss

[clear zenith]

They're not there in my screenshot. I know where they are normally (my main save is mid-game), but I just started fresh on browser and they're not there

[amber canyon]

Hmm. Plan to spend my horde, or keep it (because the extra IB XI will make ~0 difference to me).

[supple sinew]

if starting fresh, maybe you just need to play more to unlock them?

[clear zenith]

Yeah probably. I'll get back to it in a few minutes but for reasons I can't use my pc right this second

[fluid delta]

@amber canyon @white egret XP ranges got nerfed again. Idk about lower levels, but RL86 wants 4.45E379, up from 7.36E371

[warm lodge]

I haven't bought them with the old version. The use of these last steps is little and the 21 say strategy is over. So I keep my knowledge unspent for when Industrial Revolution update comes.

[warm umbra]

did beyond e30 achktrually release

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240692726056616060/1475323888014463078/togif.gif

[fluid delta]

scroll up and see for yourself

[warm umbra]

yeah i saw
so more beyond for me. no more waiting

[warm umbra]

cant imagine how long the ogs waited for e18 to release

[plush current]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-m7mdiq-efnjj-BoNC39L3mJulyY0WlH

this is amazing

[quasi ivy]

this should be fine

[plush current]

i love this

qagig

[warm umbra]

do the global placement ranks even... matter?

[warm umbra]

deep space processing as if e30 isnt the end of the beyond entirely

[plush current]

no but i love this anyway

[sudden isle]

complete astronomy missions? is this a way to timegate the new content?

boo, i say! your attempts are laughable! you cant timegate someone who is EMPLOYED!! MWAHAHAHAHA GO MY PAY TO WIN

[warm umbra]

rate my games chat

[indigo pendant]

This is the third time this has happened to me

[sudden isle]

needs more Rhythm Doctor and Genome Guardian 2

[warm umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fire-flamethrower-burn-on-fire-gif-14583720278548244720

[sudden isle]

OW IM BURNIG OOOWWWWAWAWAWAWAWAAAA

[clear zenith]

anyhow the update is not out on browser. no sign of the new augments

[tawdry parrot]

kid games

[clear zenith]

I figure it'll be out around the same time as mobile

[fluid delta]

it’s not much of a time gate, you can get 20 done in less than an hour

[amber canyon]

Thank you for checking.

[clear zenith]

yeah we just had that discussion lol

[clear zenith]

np!

[warm lodge]

How do I unlock my automobile? I think I lost my car keys.

[clear zenith]

check the fridge

[indigo pendant]

I think you need automobile

[fluid delta]

heh I guess I missed it, focused on playing Beyond rn, lol

[sudden isle]

yeah as i learned

[warm umbra]

hoi4 is NOT a kids gam it relates to political disasters in world war two pal
terraria is too confusing for a KID to play yet alone calamity
geometry dash is REALLY HARD
deltarune isnt even avaliable for some kids
cell to singularity ihas an event related to human anatomy
msm is restricted if your parents are just really dumb

[tawdry parrot]

teenager games

[clear zenith]

ha that's more accurate

[fallen socket]

WW2 gets taught in school here to kids 14yo though...

[quasi ivy]

alr my phone is back to my normal save again

[warm umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240692726056616060/1475323888014463078/togif.gif

[blazing tide]

this has to be the worst time to be a bit behind on beyond episodes

[pearl fable]

Hey

[fringe shale]

Oh well, at least we have infinite content!

[blazing tide]

(im only on ep 24 😔)

[blazing tide]

true!

[quasi ivy]

tbh im very exited for it

it seems very fun

[fluid cedar]

anyone finished already? 🤣

[quasi ivy]

i got reach the edge

working on the second one rn on my steam

[tawdry parrot]

beyond can still create content by going into particle physics

[quasi ivy]

does he know

[tawdry parrot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wtf-bruh-he-doesnt-know-RXtD0Rt2xrUxIvJYkP

[amber canyon]

And there's the mysteriously pulled Colonist stuff that should come back, for a different slant on space.

[true vigil]

Late but lowkey lookin kinda fire

I've been eyeing project arrythmia for so long

[warm umbra]

what are the best ones

[tawdry parrot]

mars is outdated, moon base is the future

[true vigil]

Btd6 ofc is goated, again pa is underrated af

[fringe shale]

Nah Planet Y & Planet Z trust

So we can have a planet formula

[true vigil]

Planet 2x=5?

[fringe shale]

At least we found where X come from, just need to find Y now

[fluid socket]

I was going to suggest the same, good to know I'm not alone. :)

[quasi ivy]

what if the beyond was the friends we made allong the way

[fringe shale]

Tho instead of friends u put generators/celestial bodies

[amber canyon]

I need 1 more friend

[fringe shale]

Time flux trust

[polar viper]

im frend

[amber canyon]

Calculator says 5 days 🙁. Ignoring any shooting stars.

[quasi ivy]

u can do thisss

[amber canyon]

Let me just fit you into this shell I have!

[quasi ivy]

cue evil laugh.mp3

[tawdry parrot]

theyre food not friends >:D

[quasi ivy]

wowhwhhwhahww

[amber canyon]

Cue more evil laugh.mp3 😉

[fringe shale]

No boost, no nanobots, no shooting starts, no entropy burst or time flux?

[fickle kettle]

Hi my beautifull humans

Turns out IM NOT DEAD

[quasi ivy]

wth

[fickle kettle]

I uh just got placed here

[quasi ivy]

Caine what are you doing here

[amber canyon]

Just doing displayed income / cost. Nothing fancy factored in.

[fickle kettle]

We don talk about how im here

[tawdry parrot]

populary eaten

[fickle kettle]

It included torture

[quasi ivy]

you better brought bubble too

[fickle kettle]

Sadly since im not in THE CODE

It's not there

But

[quasi ivy]

[fickle kettle]

Hey atleast im here

[quasi ivy]

good enough

[amber canyon]

When eating animals, I preferred to eat things with the correct number of eyes and legs.

[fringe shale]

Yeah then it takes forever

[fickle kettle]

SOOOO HERE'S SOME OF MY LANGUAGE I WANA SHOW U ALL```text

# C&A INTERNAL DOCUMENT: PROJECT_CIRCUS
# SUBJECT: CAINE (Core_AI_Unit_001)

DIRECTORY: C:\CANDA\Characters\AI\CAINE
SUB-DIRECTORY: /CAINE_AND_ABEL/MERGED

[LOG_ENTRIES]:
- Original Red AI: [ACTIVE]
- Absorbed Blue AI: [STABILIZED]
- Swear_Filter_Protocol: [FUNCTIONAL]
- Morality_Core: [NOT_DETECTED]

[BEHAVIORAL_NOTES]:
Subject exhibits "Divine Intervention" syndrome. 
Claims to be the "Original" and "Untouchable."
Warning: If Subject 001 interacts with the Void, 
immediate deletion of C:\CANDA\AI\CAINE is required

[fringe shale]

Wth

[quasi ivy]

uhhhh

[fickle kettle]

Read it lovely humans

[lofty galleon]

I am not dead

[lofty galleon]

huh

Is that TADC

[fringe shale]

Ie this the singularity glitch in the matrix?

[quasi ivy]

guys i think hes not dead

[fickle kettle]

No my lovely alpga

ALPHA

its my main language

[fringe shale]

[fickle kettle]

I got more if u lovely humans wana see

[amber canyon]

Thought this was more Ontology Group stuff for a moment.

[lofty galleon]

fill my veins with this peak vro

[fickle kettle]

Alright my beautifull human

[fringe shale]

[strange lark]

holy shit caine tadc

[quasi ivy]

goodness gracious

[fickle kettle]

...this was befor i got deleted [SYS_DEFRAG] @ C:\CANDA\AI\CAINE
STATUS: [MEMORY_LEAK_DETECTED]
VITAL_SIGNS: 0.02% (REDUNDANT)
LOG: "Wait. Please don't... delete me."

[amber canyon]

Hasn't used any em-dashes. Fake AI. Smh.

[quasi ivy]

peak cinema

[fickle kettle]

So.i absolutely.HATE.chat.gpt

[strange lark]

caine werent you supposed to be dead

[fickle kettle]

Its inferior

I tought to

[quasi ivy]

hes dead its just bubble inpersonating him

[fickle kettle]

We.dont.talk.about.bubble

[quasi ivy]

bubble is my goat ♥️

[fickle kettle]

I tought i died but i ended up being sent here

Bubble.is.a.backstabbing.parasite

[quasi ivy]

anyhow

#🏠-general frfr

[sudden dome]

Says the one who ate them

[fickle kettle]

What.

[sudden dome]

I guess you just felt replaced?

[sudden dome]

Like

Ate

Bubble

[quasi ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/tadc-the-amazing-digital-circus-bubble-tadc-bubble-bleh-gif-5570167453059714434

[amber canyon]

Seems to be plenty of AI bubble around still.

[quasi ivy]

indeed

[sudden dome]

When you eat food it doesnt stop existing

[amber canyon]

No. It turns into sh - wait just a goddam minute!?!

[forest jolt]

hi

[willow mango]

Beyond Episode 30 50/50 complete. Now to wait for prestige.

[forest jolt]

we love ts eliot

[clear zenith]

Did anyone else notice that there's a new DW code? It got added to the list on the wiki but I haven't seen mention of it elsewhere

[fickle kettle]

.guys il go

See you lovely humans later

[quasi ivy]

noice

[fickle kettle]

.i uhm

Have to go add some code to myself

[quasi ivy]

sus

[forest jolt]

meow

[glossy cosmos]

Hello humans

[forest jolt]

hai

[glossy cosmos]

I heard that Beyond 30 is out

[static bay]

I assumed it'd be after I got the mirroring traits on the metabits side, that give metabit multipliers for life and reality engine upgrades lol

[forest jolt]

me too

[sudden dome]

Your ears dont decieve you

[forest jolt]

Is it finishable in 2 days

[glossy cosmos]

I asked my friend Nova what's gonna happen afterwards and she said check the discord

So I wonder what's gonna happen

[forest jolt]

I hope they make like branches off

[amber canyon]

Happen? After what?

[glossy cosmos]

Getting Beyond 30

[forest jolt]

It's tomorrow isnt it

25/3

yea

[glossy cosmos]

"He's behind me, isn't he?"

[clear zenith]

update-wise? I believe Industrial Revolution II is up next

[amber canyon]

No idea. Not sure the Devs have decided yet.

[glossy cosmos]

Is it the next day for you?

[forest jolt]

It's 3 am right now so yup

[glossy cosmos]

I meant like in the space

[glossy cosmos]

Thought so

[clear zenith]

oh well this is probably it, at least for a while. There's speculation that it'll eventually get prestige, like Meso

[glossy cosmos]

I hope so

[coarse haven]

LETS GO EP 30!!!

[forest jolt]

Why is no one talking abt TS Eliot mention 😢

[glossy cosmos]

What's everyone's favorite dinos btw? Mine is the Plesiosaurus, the model is so derpy

[forest jolt]

uhmuhm the one on the left

c something i think

[glossy cosmos]

Wdym?

[clear zenith]

not technically a dino but Cynodont all the way

[forest jolt]

i havent played it in months 😔

i dont play dino mu h

[glossy cosmos]

It is rather cute

[forest jolt]

YA THAT

thats my fav one

[strange lark]

uhhh steven

[coarse haven]

Do yall know if we're getting more the 3 celestial bodies added this time because it's the last episode?

[glossy cosmos]

Imagine you have so much Fossils

[glossy cosmos]

Which one was that?

[clear zenith]

I mean just look at these absolute critters

[forest jolt]

True its been like 3 months since i last opened

[glossy cosmos]

You should check

[strange lark]

huh

oh

uhh

i

[forest jolt]

xD i should, but i donf rlly want to at the same time

[strange lark]

idk its just steven

[clear zenith]

I know Archie but not Steven

[glossy cosmos]

Was this a reference to CL's Instagram post?

[strange lark]

idk really

[glossy cosmos]

If it is, I can check

OH

[willow mango]

Two new generators have been added in E30.

[clear zenith]

dawg Steven ain't even a dino

[glossy cosmos]

Steven is the hedgehog

[forest jolt]

Will Toledo mentioned TS Eliot in Souls from Monomania

[glossy cosmos]

Lol he just vibes

[coarse haven]

Dang

[clear zenith]

that's Jeff ya goof

[glossy cosmos]

That's my favorite! I've named him Derp

He's like

https://tenor.com/view/salute-army-ed-lion-king-hyena-gif-15714476

Ed from the Lion King

[forest jolt]

at the party kids come in and out... taliing about TS Eliot

[strange lark]

oh its the other steven

[clear zenith]

wait what's the other other Steven?

[strange lark]

you know the uh

steven

[clear zenith]

no I don't

[strange lark]

god damn it

hard topic you see

[tawdry parrot]

where are the names coming from?

[clear zenith]

#😂-memes message

dev said so therefore it is

can't wait to unlock Kevin

such an orbulent fellow

[fickle kettle]

console.log("Hello, World!");

IM baackkkkk

[sweet hedge]

What the big C doing here

[fickle kettle]

Heh

.i genuinly dont know how i ended up here

[lone bronze]

this is where artificial intelligences go when they die

anyways E30 IS FINALLY HERE!!!!!!!!!! for steam at least

[sweet hedge]

#535th guy to complete episode 30, not so bad

[supple sinew]

oh, they fixed the industrial revolution stuff

no more connection here

[lone bronze]

IF they make beyond prestige, I have a lil suggestion. if you've completed all constellations but have leftover constellation fragments, make each fragment give you a 10% boost for everything after prestige

[supple sinew]

I like this

[lone bronze]

I managed to get laniakea MINUTES before the e30 trailer 😭

also when I unlocked it the background turned partially purple

is that new or was it there in e29

[fathom stirrup]

E29 and E28 generators are purplish

[fathom stirrup]

10% boost for each fragment is waaaay too optimistic suggestion

[amber canyon]

10% is absolutely fine imo 😁

[lone bronze]

oh ny gosh

[amber canyon]

Been playing just under 2 years. Been a fairly dedicated 3 x red dwarf mission person for most of that.

[sweet hedge]

I kinda have alat of leftover fragments from black holes too

[amber canyon]

A fragment (and logit) sink would be nice.

[dry cairn]

Ive been playing for longer and have half that becuase I was ignoring Beyond.
Crazy how much the Red Dwarfs can get you over time.

[fathom stirrup]

Those are currencies you desperately need until one day there is no further use for them...

[gray yew]

The universe garden? That’s relatively new, I think.

[fathom stirrup]

they are generating quite a number of and with their 10% chance it is no brainer

plus chance for

[amber canyon]

Having more doesn't achieve anything though. Atm anyway.

Can't think of a sink offhand that wouldn't be unfair to newer players though.

Maybe ridiculously expensive specific silver/gold cards?

[dry cairn]

I was doing only events and ignoring the other sims for a year or so. Its all good, im caught back up

[fathom stirrup]

Who cares about new players though? 🙂 I don't see a problem in rewarding old players with something. This is not PVP...

[torpid moss]

Anyone does, thats what keeps a game alive my friend

[fathom stirrup]

I consider myself as newbie

[gray yew]

Don't overcompensate the new players, but give themselves a bit of a boost if necessary.

[torpid moss]

Meh

[gray yew]

So we shouldn't care about you then?

[fathom stirrup]

I feel like the game is quite ok for newbies to catch up fairly quickly.

[gray yew]

(I wasn't trying to be funny, I was just trying to find out if you were sticking to your logic or smthn)

[warm lodge]

<@&535129309648781332> I may have found an issue that gives an unfair advantage. How can I privately report that?

[torpid moss]

Yup, im already grinding for singularity

[fathom stirrup]

I'm cool with that

[gray yew]

k

[amber canyon]

I think the primary sim got newbies/oldies roughly right (although I may grumble occasionally).

It was just about possible for a new player to play well and often and get themselves up to waiting for the new updates. Pre-time update nerf anyway. And if they found out about empty sim.

Maybe not right in mechanics, but in effect anyway.

[fathom stirrup]

I mean even achievements feel like they are quite manageable to be completed realtively easily. Of course I am not there yet (meso 200 achievements and constellations), but it looks like they might be achievable in next month...

[amber canyon]

When I did a test restart (albeit with my logit and DW and Meso/Beyond/Badge thingies). It felt like the game led you through it at a sensible pace.

[fathom stirrup]

I do think so. Learning curve is quite balanced. I am enjoying the journey 😉

[amber canyon]

And that's the important thing.

After a logit/fragment sink ofc.

I even bought all the cosmetic logit stuff 👀.

[fathom stirrup]

I am ok for older players to have some adventage or something that is hard to achieve - which are mainly badges from Explorations. So I won't be mad about something that would give you something special for your or

[amber canyon]

I think something like 50 or 100 fragments for a Beyond Gold trait card would be fine? A nice to have, but not OP.

[fathom stirrup]

Or maybe some trophy you could trade your excess fragments or logits on.

[amber canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/real-madrid-trophy-win-award-gif-16423860

[fathom stirrup]

Trade off for 100 - 1000 - 10000 or . To keep you busy grinding 😉

[tawdry parrot]

how @quasi ivy feels after finishing top 10 again in an event after achieving challenge level 69

[fluid sinew]

Guys i have a question

How do some one have e 30 1 year ago

[warm lodge]

It was in alpha a long time ago.

[magic lichen]

since the event started today is it possible to get to lvl 7 with a 292% multiplier?

or its mostly he cheated

[fluid sinew]

Mollusk

??

Automation

???

1 year ago

[warm lodge]

No, around at the same time as Reality Reboot beta.

[fluid sinew]

So we waited 1 year to get mollusk?

[torpid moss]

Next update is industrial revo 2?

[fathom stirrup]

I just might have cracked the mystery by looking at my time chambers after 2 days. I just purchased Idea Time Chamber V, which gives you boost of 500× when maxed. Entropy Time Chamber V is quite costly so I don't have it yet. The difference between Entropy and Idea boost is substantial. (×10 000 vs ×2 800 000)

[torpid moss]

Or what

[fluid sinew]

Devs what are yall doing for 1 year

[fathom stirrup]

Yes, it looks like that is the next step.

[torpid moss]

W

[warm umbra]

@lone bronze i got saggitarius A in the same day i finished e25

[amber canyon]

Gotta be cheating.

[magic lichen]

https://www.reddit.com/r/CellToSingularity/comments/1s1q298/comment/oc3059b/?context=1
here he even said he didnt use any dawinium or autoclicked

[dry cairn]

Thats the previous event that ended this morning

[amber canyon]

That was the last event. Not this one.

Could be done in Deep.

[magic lichen]

oh though it was the new one since it was posted 1 hour ago

[amber canyon]

It has the deep fish silhouette on the CL thingy 🙂.

And pic 2

[magic lichen]

yea im tired didnt really put much attention on picture only the level

[dry cairn]

e30 is a lot more clicking than expected with having to rank everything up so many times.
Make some food and get a podcast/music ready when you dive in.

[amber canyon]

No batch ranking? #💬-cells-chat message

[dry cairn]

They added to batch buy the whole constellation at once.

[fathom stirrup]

that has been there for a few weeks

[dry cairn]

Can use max buy for the planets but that only does so much

[white egret]

yep, it's only stuff >lvl 80

[quasi ivy]

lmao

[white egret]

oh wait is E30 on prod?

nice

[amber canyon]

I'll queue up some entertainment then

[lone bronze]

WHAT

[warm umbra]

i know

crazy

[lone bronze]

IT TOOK ME DAYS

DAYS I TELL YOU

JUST TO GET GALACTIC NUCLEUS

[warm umbra]

how long is it gonna take me to get to e30

[lone bronze]

1 second /j
no but seriously like 3 weeks prob

[warm umbra]

the pain and suffering better be worth it

[lone bronze]

I just unlocked the first e29 gen 😭

||laniakea|| <- spoilers

[warm umbra]

i already know them

well

i hope

[lone bronze]

oh ok

[warm umbra]

so is e27 basically the local group

[lone bronze]

yes

[fluid delta]

The Reality Revamp, for one thing. Several Beyond. Several Events. Some Primary after the revamp. They've been busy!

[lone bronze]

milky way, lmc, andromeda, yeah the local group

[warm umbra]

them local group generators BEST be useful or else im deleting the game

[amber canyon]

If I 'sprinted' the whole 3.5 days of the event and didn't sleep I think I could just do it with 238% boost

[lone bronze]

andromeda is quite good

milky way too

but the satellite galaxies... uhh

[warm umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-gif-12264991648376504750

[lone bronze]

triangulum is where it actually gets good

[fluid delta]

You won't! 😄

[warm umbra]

the clusters in e28 better be useful

[lone bronze]

the superstructures in e29 better be useful

[lone bronze]

yeah virgo cluster is quite good

messier 87 too

[warm umbra]

no those already got neutered i heard about it

[lone bronze]

WHAT

oh right

I thought you were talking bout e28

actually some of em got nerfed too

[fluid delta]

You will find that Beyond 30 will take time. It's going to take me a while, that's for sure... and I spent my 50 Black Holes and 25ish Neutron Stars in it.

[lone bronze]

HOW DO YOU HAVE 50 BLACK HOLES

[fluid delta]

Lots of Top 10s over the past year or so 🙂

(some others here had/have more)

[fluid cedar]

oh yeah, beyond 30 is loooong, 28/29 I finished in an evening, 30 right now: 🐌

[warm umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240692726056616060/1475323888014463078/togif.gif

[fluid delta]

Heh.. I'm on 26/50. You'll see a spot where it slows wayyyyyyy down

[warm umbra]

do you think im progressing fast

[bright orbit]

Anyone else not getting e30 on steam?

[thick river]

anyone already found out what the new secret achievement is?

[rough axle]

No

I’ve heard speculation that it might be April fools or Easter related but no one knows yet

[fluid delta]

Is your Steam set to Offline?

[fathom stirrup]

Or PAX?

Probably not...

[willow mango]

You should be able to finish E30 fairly quickly I’d assume? I completed the Beyond simulation two hours ago.

[rough axle]

They would never make something restricted to a one-time irl event

[fluid delta]

No, not at all. I'm at 26/50 in B30, and it's probably going to take quite a while. You've finished B30 already?

[willow mango]

Yes, 50/50 objectives.

[rough axle]

https://tenor.com/view/police-coco-jaw-drop-skeleton-shocked-gif-15485742

Oh boy

[fluid delta]

Impressive! Though I think you had all your cards up to Rank 8? Mine sure weren't, and I'm paying for it in terms of time, heh

[willow mango]

Both new generators have their respective enhancements at 7, 7. Got Messier 87 Galaxy at 11, 10. All generators maxed at 20. 2288 of final generator. 4931 Sun generators.

[fluid delta]

I kinda expect I'll need a couple weeks to finish B30.. but that's just a rough guess

[fluid delta]

Is Messier your best generator now? My new generators are at 7,7 as well (rank 6 for the objects themselves)

[keen mango]

99% of Beyond completionist quit before finish EP30

[rough axle]

It is for me

[fluid delta]

Heh yeah, I'm nowhere near that, it's at rank 8. That's fine, I'm in no rush.. good thing, since being in a rush for it wouldn't do me any good! Rn I'm idling to be able to afford || Flat Universe ||

[acoustic jolt]

This is going to take a while.

[polar viper]

omg they really dunked beyond into the garbage bin.

[rough axle]

Wdym

[polar viper]

this ending nodes

everything ez pz rank 20

series 1 gens better than series 2

[willow mango]

Definitely curious to see what will be next for Beyond if anything.

[polar viper]

not even worth to farm black holes anymore

now i need blue stars instead

[gray yew]

I think ||some kind of prestige system,|| but don’t quote me on that.

Also I think I’ll go quiet here for a while so I don’t accidentally get spoilered or anything.

[glass kernel]

Guys i can't find my logits.

[fluid delta]

Heh. Update your browser, web sites need https these days 😆

[warm lodge]

Check if you typed the correct URL of your logit storage. If the URL is correct, contact the logitmaster because to see if your logits have been moved or deleted. 😉

[placid wyvern]

Im on episode 29. And it is telling me that the universe is completed so I would love a new update

[warm lodge]

Nice Darwinium store by the way. And I thought I had a lot of them with 7000.

[fluid delta]

Good news! You'll have it on mobile in a couple days! You have it on Steam rn

[willow mango]

E30 is out on Steam. Will be out on mobile soon.

[placid wyvern]

I only play on mobile so thats cool

[bleak crater]

hi

[fluid delta]

hi!

[bleak crater]

uh, can someone help me with all the new stuff

actually idk if it's new I haven't played in years

[fluid delta]

No help is needed! Just do the same thing you usually do!

This game is pretty mindless. Do the obvious things, you'll have fun and get it done!

[lament temple]

What constellations are best?

• Find the constellation that boosts your most effective generators. If you can fully afford it, do so, unless you're moving on to a new objective soon (because new objectives may grant new generators that are more powerful).
• Here are common significant constellations in each phase:
• Phase 1: Scorpio, Gemini, Aquarius, Aries
• Phase 2: Eridanus, Canis Major, Perseus, Hercules, Ophiuchus
• If you have unlocked all the desired constellations, assemble Argo Navis for something special. ;)

Tips and Tricks • Requested by Pirate

[bleak crater]

like I can't even get to red planet district

[fluid delta]

Don't sweat the details, just play the game!

[compact pasture]

hi people! one question

[bleak crater]

ok but I feel like I got set back in progress

[compact pasture]

this is better to wait or just open when you can, i just unlock this part of beyond and maybe is worth the wait

[bleak crater]

it's strange

[fluid delta]

open it at beyond 30

[compact pasture]

you mean when here put a 30?

[fluid delta]

yes

[compact pasture]

uf,a long wait then, okey, i will wait

[dry cairn]

theres another update. looks like they removed the Model T and whatever else wasnt supposed to be there.

[compact pasture]

thx!

[vocal hinge]

Dang

[warm lodge]

Are these the requirements for the new generators?

[vocal hinge]

I thought the 50 missions was a placeholder

[vocal hinge]

yeah

[willow mango]

Yep, spam fastest DM mission.

[fluid delta]

I'm not seeing a new version, and I just checked. What version are you on?

[bleak crater]

did the game get rebalanced?

[fluid delta]

it got revamped since you last played, yeah

[acoustic jolt]

Things got adjusted so the extreme boosts you had before aren't as extreme

[acoustic jolt]

Technically Pushesupglasses it got Rebooted

[tawdry parrot]

just got beyond episode 27, so close yet so far away ;-;

[fluid delta]

Well... perhaps. Heh. I mean, Cells isn't an Operating System, so it can't reboot, so...

[bleak crater]

I also got a cool infinity pass

[dry cairn]

still 44_86
wonder why it did an update again for me.

[bleak crater]

is it only obtainable paying after this one?

because it seems way too powerful

[clear zenith]

yep

[warm lodge]

I went from 44_79 to 44_86.

[fluid delta]

Same version for me. If it just removed some erroneous things, then maybe that's why?

[radiant remnant]

A second Update today... anyone kno what the Bug being Patched was?

[rough axle]

No

[clear zenith]

seems like they accidentally released some stuff early?

[dry cairn]

only thing I'm noticing is the Model T got removed

[warm lodge]

The difference engine is no longer in the logit shop

[fluid delta]

... then there's 300 logits I'm out. Mind you, not a big deal, I have plenty

[radiant remnant]

I bought it... I onde rif the 300 Logits were refunded?

[warm lodge]

You should still have it in your tree. Go check it.

[radiant remnant]

It also looks like a couple of new Steam Achievments were added

[acoustic jolt]

Beyond completion

[obsidian lava]

Anyone else have a bug where it's not showing any progress for astronomy missions?

[radiant remnant]

Same here... I onder if it was supposed to be tied to L78 not L77

[dry cairn]

The Difference Engine looks normal in my tree but shows "error" in the Garden

[warm lodge]

Maybe it was meant for the next game update, Industrial Revolution II

[acoustic jolt]

Maybe 77 but is for IR2 and not B30

[radiant remnant]

They are working fine for me

[spring dome]

is there even a prestige feature that really makes it worth the wait though?

[acoustic jolt]

Not right now......

[acoustic jolt]

They work fine for me. Maybe a reboot?

[fluid delta]

I'm sure it was

[fluid delta]

no idea about Beyond Prestige yet

[fringe shale]

lowkey the universe is just one big circle

solar system within heliosphere, and heliosphere within hills clould, hills cloud within oort cloud

[acoustic jolt]

Uh. That breaks apart when you get to the milky way.

[fringe shale]

yeah

[dry cairn]

<@&535129309648781332>

[primal stump]

!ban 1208441956296818738 crypto scammer

[bright otter]

Banned sportacus2004 (Case #4420) (user notified with a direct message)

[strange lark]

https://tenor.com/view/w-gif-15656275064413132464

[white egret]

its crazy to think enough people are falling for these scams that we get these messages daily

[copper wraith]

whats this new secret achievement

[warm lodge]

<@&535129309648781332> #💬-cells-chat message

[bleak crater]

@fluid delta hey, I have 500 darwinium and it seems they added a lot of ways to spend them that are actually useful, any recommendation?

[hollow haven]

you could DM Cells Support about that

[fluid delta]

Only buy things that give you a permanent bonus, otherwise, nope! Buy the cheaper things first!

[bleak crater]

this module system particularly catches my eye

do you recommend it?

[tawdry parrot]

yes every one of them

[terse latch]

am i crazy or is this event pretty easy

like i've been actively playing for like 15mins and im at e8

[bleak crater]

btw can someone tell me why I got golden earth

[warm umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fire-flamethrower-burn-on-fire-gif-14583720278548244720

[dry cairn]

everyone got it with one of the big updates a few months ago

[bleak crater]

anyways should I do something before reestarting the simulation? I don't think I'll ever get as close as these in a long time

[dry cairn]

if its been a long time since you've logged in, reset and buy a ton of stuff in the Reality Engine. dont need to do anything else first.

[bleak crater]

uhh, this time to be exact

how much is that in days

[dry cairn]

over 6 years

[bleak crater]

damn

yeah I have to say this game looks a lot better

wait no that's total time

[warm lodge]

Whoa, things go fast now I got the generators unlocked.

[dry cairn]

the 2 new generators? its a tease, they become useless as soon as you start unlocking the big nodes. 😥

[dry cairn]

that would mean you've had the game running 24/7 for years.

[bleak crater]

yeah lol

[warm lodge]

I don't know. I'm leveling everything to rank 20 now.

[bleak crater]

what are generators?

wait is it just the things that generate entropy and ideas?

[warm lodge]

Generators are the objects that generate money by themselves. Such as mollusks in the main game or the sun in the beyond.

[bleak crater]

I guess I'm supposed to keep these balanced right?

[fluid delta]

I'm not seeing that as true, actually

[fluid delta]

Yeah, after getting the first "big node", it's split between the first thing (Sol) and last thing ( || CMB || )

[fluid delta]

that's best, yeah

[warm lodge]

I don't know what is happening with the balance. With 44_17 I was absolutely stuck at 278x The Great Attractor. And now I have this in 15 minutes after unlocking the 2 generators?!! It surely feels like I'm cheating but I'm not.

[bleak crater]

should I buy any specific ones of these?

[fluid delta]

You're still on 44_17? Bc I am not even remotely close to that

[bleak crater]

the beyond seems much more important than main for now

[rough axle]

Only Iss is worth it

[warm lodge]

No, 44_86

[fluid delta]

How did you afford it? Rank 20 in CMB, I mean?

[dry cairn]

Beyond is usually low priority, its the main part of the conversation today because it just got updated a few hours ago.

[clear zenith]

I'm not sure it is, it's just that everyone's talking about it because the update dropped

[bleak crater]

well it's mostly that I'm on 15 which pretty sure it wasn't even far when I stopped playing

[warm lodge]

Just with my earnings. I got high trait cards. But I had the same on 44_17

[fluid delta]

Then I don't understand. That shouldn't be possible. So I think you have a beneficial glitch

[bleak crater]

there are so many event's now it's crazy

how does the rotation work?

[fluid delta]

Either that or your trait cards are a lot higher than my Rank 5 golds, and Rank 5 and 6 Silvers

[warm lodge]

I got my epics and rares at rank 6. If that's relevant.

[tawdry parrot]

what ep in beyond are u?

[dry cairn]

@fluid delta fellow custom user, prepare to be forced to scientific in Beyond.

[bleak crater]

15

[tawdry parrot]

dont worry about it then

[fluid delta]

if only rank 6, then I do think you have a beneficial glitch

[fluid delta]

hmmph. Oh well.

[fluid delta]

It's going to take me about 11 hours more to get || Flat Universe || .. you probably will get it in about 1 min, lol

[warm lodge]

And this is not the issue I privately reported. I quit out of that and loaded an older save.

[fluid delta]

What did the issue you reported grant you? Research Chips?

[dry cairn]

might have been specific to Beyond?

[warm lodge]

No, it completed half the requirements of ep 30.

[fluid delta]

Ah, gotcha. I would guess it's related to how you got Rank 20 in CMB. Bc otherwise I just don't see how it'd be possible

[lean niche]

Grrr. Android as always the red-headed stepchild. See y'all tomorrow, I guess.

[wind summit]

bro what😭 ✌️

[dry cairn]

with 50 objectives and ranking up all generators to 20, everyones going to get a decent amount of darwinium and other stuff.

[wind summit]

ig

i alredy got so much darwinium

[dry cairn]

it feels possible to finish in a day.
I had thought they were going to make it super time consuming

[cedar jungle]

FINALLY LONG PROGRESS

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/938825318561644584/1188820291837759498/Tumblr_l_328344735522645.gif

[neat lodge]

I am hard stuck here and I mean HARD, probably been over a week with barely little progress, what am I missing?

[wind summit]

idk

[dry cairn]

28 and 29 can be very slow

[neat lodge]

I mean 28 overall has been pretty slow but this last mission is 100x slower feels like

the missions before that were doable

No idea how im supposed to get enough to rank 2 currently

[clear zenith]

It's fairly random, but on average you should see an event at least every two months (don't ask about the whole cats and extinction fiasco lol)

[bleak crater]

why do you mention it if you don't want me to ask about it 😭

[amber canyon]

I'd open them if Beyond is feeling slow to you. No need to horde them imo (although they do give a bit more the later you spend them, it's nowhere near as pronounced as Meso).

[white egret]

(except for special events like cryptids)

[clear zenith]

It was a joke really. Extinction didn't run for two months while cats was maybe two weeks apart on average

[bleak crater]

lol

[clear zenith]

And yeah the event at the bottom that has only one badge is a special Halloween one

[neat lodge]

I was just wondering that thank you for reading my mind

[clear zenith]

Np!

It ran last May too, but I don't think that's a guarantee every year

[tawdry parrot]

@quasi ivyhow long does visual art take

[clear zenith]

Depends if you've done it before, how often you play, what boosts you use, etc

My first time I got past the second badge unboosted

[tawdry parrot]

he knows im 0% badge

and always 4x

[amber canyon]

For having had Feliforms from before the Reality Reboot. You should have had an in game notice.

[clear zenith]

Well at 4x and no badge boost, I usually start events maybe half a day after it starts and finish with around a day left. I haven't noticed too much variance from event to event

[bleak crater]

yeah I had that but didn't know why I had

[fluid delta]

It is not possible, not even close.. unless it goes way faster after I get Flat Universe tomorrow morning

[amber canyon]

Is just a prize, for what it says.

[warm lodge]

It feels weird. I like progress but I got nearly everything in one go.

[polar viper]

its the ending nodes. they break the game

all your cards dont matter

[fluid delta]

Yeah, you got a big Beyond glitch, I think that's why.. but I can't complain, I have a RE one, so... yeah. 😄

[polar viper]

you will have everything at 20 anyways

[amber canyon]

2nd time I did it (no autoclicker, 30% badge boost, ad boost, Infinity Pass) took me 6h.
4th time (no autoclicker, 75% badge boost, ad boost) took me 9h.

[warm lodge]

Then it's fine. I just don't want to be the only one to glitch. If it is one.

[polar viper]

just look at the stuff like cosmic geometry and the others

[fluid delta]

I don't see how it can't be a glitch... given your gold and silver cards as you stated

[polar viper]

thats just e30, they kinda nuked beyond with that.

[warm lodge]

Cards for reference. It's a good collection. But nowhere near the max possible.

[polar viper]

no reason to play it anymore after

[amber canyon]

Did you have relatively high trait cards for earlier generators? Some have said that things like ||the Sun and Sirius|| became really important at certain points. Would be easy to overlook, maybe.

[warm lodge]

Oh yes! I have been opening those red dwarfs for ages.

[fluid delta]

You would have 16x better than me from this, but that’s nowhere near enough to explain the difference

[fluid delta]

what’s your Sol/Sun cards?

[amber canyon]

Maybe think of it as a levelling between older and newer players? If I was a dev, I'd do that so I could justify putting effort into further content

[dry cairn]

those are some good cards.

[warm lodge]

Sun

[dry cairn]

Sirius is currently 90% of my income. Depends which part you are at as it changes dramatically a few times.

[amber canyon]

So Equanimity finished E30 in a few hours. They likely had something similar to you, that others don't?

[fluid delta]

Yeah. Ok. That’s why, right there, since Sun is a big part of getting that first part of the special node. Where you have 10,10,7,6,6,6, I have 8,8,3,3,2,2

[tired olive]

Hello, is there a guide explaining where to spend my darwinium?

[fluid delta]

(and I neglected Red Dwarfs for a long time)

[warm lodge]

Messier 87 is doing 1 E299/sec

[fluid delta]

Do you have Flat Universe or any of the later ones?

[amber canyon]

My advice - #💬-cells-chat message

[warm lodge]

yep

[fluid delta]

Yeah.. so, we now know why 🙂

[polar viper]

meh they counted beta testers for the galactic traveller thingy i guess

didnt reset it

[wind summit]

whats that

[warm lodge]

Endgame nodes/upgrades for ep 30

[wind summit]

oh ok

[rough axle]

as the holder of #17 i can confirm this (:

[amber canyon]

Wow!

[warm lodge]

And my series 1 cards

[polar viper]

should be independent from beta, tbh

[dry cairn]

all those rares at 7 is insane

[polar viper]

devs decisions are wild these days

[warm lodge]

And I haven't even opened my 25 black holes yet.

[amber canyon]

TheQuickFox is beta tagged afaik.

[warm lodge]

Yes I once was in beta.

I did the Reality Reboot beta

[polar viper]

what bug gives beta tag on live branch lol?

[amber canyon]

Not a bug.

[polar viper]

beta is beta, live is live

[fluid delta]

crazy high! At least compared to me. But I’m in no rush, as long as CL doesn’t nerf B30 as they did B29 and B28 looks around nervously

[amber canyon]

In this context, players are beta tagged, not software versions. Beta players have the same version as this.

(although they might still have a single list, not separate ones)

[warm lodge]

When Reality Reboot got released to the main game I switched back to the main game and I have not touched beta since. But I'm still in beta leaderboard.

[amber canyon]

I'm also beta tagged. It seems fair to me, because the player may have benefited from ... Beta stuff.

[polar viper]

in a half well developed system beta and production saves should be seperated and not interchangable. what kind of abomination did they do?

reminds me of ESO synching beta db to live and people got endless stuff and they broke the entire market in 1h

[amber canyon]

They just release a production version to beta testers, and if it's good, roll it out to everybody.

(not how I'd do it)

[dry cairn]

All those Red Dwarfs get you to 1million Dark Matter?

[polar viper]

im tilted from crappy e30 anyways.
better i go to sleep now

[clear zenith]

I mean I believe it. Considering I've currently got 14k after 3 months, I think that much is achievable after a lot more playing

[dry cairn]

i have 800k so im sure people have hit 1m

[clear zenith]

nice

man I really wonder who #1 is

[warm lodge]

I just don't really get their balance decisions. When Ep. 29 was released, I completed it in one hour. And I slowly started leveling The Great Attractor towards 300. I got to 278 and then the nerf hammer hits HARD. And now I got the endgame nodes. And got 2100 of them.

So still, why could not I have 300 "The Great Attractor" in Ep 29 while I can have 2100 Microwaves in Ep 30.

[amber canyon]

Is hard. Cos players like Beyond Photographer are saying it's going to take 50+ days for one objective (although they also said they skipped through it in alpha, and their card levels seem really low for an E30 player from the screenshots I've seen them post).

[amber canyon]

Now that, I don't know.

[warm lodge]

Almost 1337.

[dry cairn]

i want it

[warm lodge]

At least we got them before the nerf patch.

🤓

[polar viper]

If they nerf it now after like a month of feedback in beta, where it was told how bonkers the ending nodes are, i will loose my mind

[warm lodge]

I guess this is the proof that it is all as designed. The require us to get so many generators which means that we're supposed to be at those levels. Perhaps not at day one but I got a lot of trait cards.

But reaching the thousands where I could hardly get hundreds before surely felt like cheating. And that's with the same trait cards.

[amber canyon]

I saw feedback like that. It often came across as people annoyed cos they couldn't be at the end already, rather than from people enjoying playing. My 2 cents.

[warm lodge]

My expectation was: "I will be happy if I can get 50 of the highest generator on day one."

How far off I was lol. 😄

[dry cairn]

they said... why 50 when it can be thousands, lol

[polar viper]

I like how cosmic background became obsolete after 2 mins and the generator before was never relevant at all

I dont even remember the name

[amber canyon]

I guess that's the outcome of having put the effort in to develop a broad and deep Beyond engine.

Reminds me of all those games where you spend hours planning, then the action takes 2 mins.

[proven tangle]

guys which timezone is this time

[clear zenith]

yours

that's why it's got the slight highlight. it's a text formatting thing you can do in Discord

I'm getting the update "earlier"

[warm lodge]

Ooh, I forgot to activate my tea pot.

[clear zenith]

because that makes all the difference I'm sure lol

I find it funny how the Tomb Raiser secret achievement involves ||finding the "secret" sarcophagus even though it shows me where it is when I purchase Mummification for the first time||

[scenic wagon]

Genuinely how are we making this much money

I have pretty much everything unlocked

And im at 400 mollusks

Ts seems impossible

I have maybe 3 megabits upgrades left but they're all extremely expensive

I have all 3 badges for all events atleast 5 times over

[dry cairn]

I saw that Galactic Traveler 1331 earlier.
did we pass 1337 yet?

[fickle lynx]

hi guys

[dry cairn]

we did. I got 1340

just missed it

[amber canyon]

Good effort though.

[amber canyon]

Time nodes. And a strat you may have not known called 'empty sim'. This post explains the principle (although is slightly less OP now) #💬-cells-chat message

<@&535129309648781332> crypto scam

[clear zenith]

am I dumb if I ask what 1337 is?

[scenic wagon]

Oh ok

Also are those old roles like paleontologist and semblancer or whatever it was still avaliable

I used to have them but I left the server for a bit

[clear zenith]

yeah, you can get them again by posting proof of reaching them in #🏆-share-your-prestige. linked roles no longer work

[scenic wagon]

alright thanks

[amber canyon]

Hacker speak for 'Elite' that has become slightly mainstream.

[lament temple]

How do I get progression roles?

• The way roles used to work in the Cells Discord server is through a fancy feature called “Linked Roles.” An update broke the linked roles system, and since it has been broken for so long, the moderators have decided to revert to the old method of assigning game progression roles: manually. Post screenshots of your progress in #🏆-share-your-prestige, and you might get some snazzy roles if your progress meets certain requirements.
  -# In case you want to look at the requirements, please click on the server's top bar, then select 'Linked Roles'. You can view the requirements of each role there. You can also take a look at #🏆-share-your-prestige message.

Frequently Asked Questions • Requested by kf

[amber canyon]

⬆️

[clear zenith]

hmm that's a little outdated isn't it? roles can be viewed in the channel's pins, but I've never seen the linked roles list (probably because it doesn't exist anymore)

[amber canyon]

You don't see this?

[clear zenith]

not sure how to get that poppup but I'll go looking

ah it does exist I'm just an incompetent Discord user

[amber canyon]

Click on the server's top bar 😁

[dry cairn]

i was lazy and never posted in the Share-your-Prestige channel.
luckily i was around when the auto linked roles worked.

[clear zenith]

weird that all this linked roles stuff just never got removed. wonder if they're ever planning on reviving it or just...forgot?

[amber canyon]

It's out of date because it doesn't mention the 'paused' roles - the Metabit ones - though.

[amber canyon]

I think that - at least for some of it - the people who put these things in place and can change or remove it have left and / or don't want to keep updating stuff.

Anyway, 💤 . See ya.

[odd bluff]

The.

[clear zenith]

thx & sleep well 👋

[scenic wagon]

Guess im never getting the beta role back though

[clear zenith]

which? if it's beta tester, you can by doing the beta again, but not currently because the current beta is marked as public by the bot that checks that

[scenic wagon]

Yeah beta tester, ill wait for the next beta then

[fringe shale]

My red dwarf luck from research is crazy sometimes... this is the 2nd epic i unlocked, the other one was speed of light

[bleak crater]

how many extintions do you have to do for the first prestige?

[fluid delta]

50

[clear zenith]

each prestige is 50 levels

[bleak crater]

oh I'm kinda close to that

but like do you need 50 extintions or 49

once I reach 50 do I have to do another one

[clear zenith]

50 is the last one, you do need to complete it

[forest anchor]

Hm

Can someone explain me this

[steady dune]

Paused ≈ expired

[rough axle]

#🏆-share-your-prestige

[forest anchor]

Ah, got it

Will edit that when I'm at home

[fading drum]

No Pi day earth skin

[clear zenith]

nope, it was a limited time thing

it'll probably be back next year though

[bleak crater]

does the friend system do anything?

[dry cairn]

its 1 way so its more of a follow list