#💬-cells-chat
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well I just upgraded
There are two ways to earn fast. Keep resetting. Activate nanobots, take a shooting star and reset again and again and again.
Or just relax. Let the time chambers build time and see your earnings grow over time.
First is the fastest but a lot of intense work.
Second is easy but takes patience. Pick your flavour.
Out of curiosity, what did you code it in? How well is it working for you?
I have a question: where did Android and Humanoid Robot (idr the name) go when the Reality Reboot happened?
future updates, presumably?
they disappeared in the game (at the current time)
they did!
tiny task
and op auto clicker
oh, interesting, I’ve never heard of that! I’ll check it out!
I decided to test the limits of CtS
oh? in what way?
?
I decided to time-warp to a millennium from now and I got the "did you take a break or did the spacetime-continuum take a break?" message
when I saw it I was like "oh crap Semblance knows my ways" and immediately closed the game and reverse-time-warped back to the present day
Heh, well… if you get put into Division 666 in events, now you’ll know why
I never do events anyway
You’ll be missing out on some multipliers in Primary if you don’t, but suit yourself!
so what even is division 666
The cheater division for events
hey atleast I still get multipliers
not the events-related ones, you won’t (if you don’t decide to do events)
ooo yummy
… yep! that’s what you can get if you do really well on an event, compared to others in your division
so if I'm in division 666, that means I have to cheat really well to get those thingies
although I'm in division id #153
not even in the top 500 yet
you only need to do it once to get the badges that give you the bonus. you can reboot an event within it to get more science, which is what your rank is based on
wait so if I'm already in a division, and Icheat, do I go to 666 or not?
idk, and i am not about to experiment to find out. i assume so, though?
well let's see
You are in a normal division now. once you are in 666, then you will be put into it and will always be in it whenever you do an event… and unlike normal divisions which are limited to 1000, I expect there is no limit in the 666 div
(but idk if it segments to 1000 or not and creates duplicates called 666)
hello everyone
hiya!
i'm back
hi back!
hi back, I'm an Aperture Science Sentry Turret named "Sugar"!
Hello,can anyone help me? i have a problem with cloud data
It seems like i can't access it
I've sent an email to the dev and didn't get a reply
Pretty ironic considering your pfp
The Devs have been on a break over the last week, because of Thanksgiving and whatnot I assume.
If you don't get a response, you could put it in bug-reporting. Or you could ask here - we might be able to give advice (maybe?).
TheQuickFox did a great post the other day about cloud saves - #💬-cells-chat message
hi!
PSA: Looks like the mods are removing discord roles from those they've found cheating or breaking the server rules e.g. #🏠-general message (this is entirely fair imo).
Do we get more things to unlock after 62 or do we have to wait for the next set of updates?
both i think
Atm that's it for unlocking things in the primary as far as we know. You can still unlock and buy things in the Reality Engine.
Otherwise, waiting for the updates: the Devs said updates ~monthly.
Nice!
What's this about? #isuckatreading
Y'know how people post in https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/496430259114082304 and get roles that turn their names colours, and give them icons.
It looks like if the mods think you've been cheating or using glitched alpha/beta files they'll take those away.
*typos ...
It's okay, just drink more coffee!
any way to disable intermisions like these when i unlock new knowledge in a limited time event?
No
That's harsh. Some, if not all roles could have been earned before any kind of cheat. Plus, there have been 'false positives' in the past where ppl were marked as cheaters when moving between timezones.
thanks
Personally I think that roles are a privilege, not a right. And expecting the mods to work out (quickly and easily) which ones are real and which ones relied on cheating is not reasonable.
I imagine that - as always - the mods will be reasonable if there are grounds for a false-positive.
But the discord role thing is not automated like the timezone thing is.
Looks like it happened to me lol
The idea that I've played and supported the game for two and a half years and cheated doesn't pass the smell test
Well, at least you know what's likely to have happened and can take it up with the right people 🙂.
In your case, there are two things. For some reason, your posts are never seen (and that happens always), and you did the one thing that is asked not to be done on the #🏆-share-your-prestige channel
What one thing is that? I'll have to see how I can fix my screenshot software
I didn't react though
I have seen some reaction with your name
I always check that it is the same person or alt account
@primal stump Are the graphs I post okay, or does that count as data-mining?
No, there's no problem with that
Is there any way to transfer this thing to a new save? Dont want to lose it but also i prefer just starting all over again
Just posted again, let's hope my screenshots work this time (Samsung's internal screenshot service has been lacking)
If you want to have two games at the same time (the old one and a new one), you can have up to three backups of the game in the cloud, which are replaced as you create new copies. It is best to have two email addresses associated with the game in case you accidentally delete your game
Thats smart
Can we get reality legend roles if we post a screen shot with us having the Neutrino Relic? 😂
You have to be quicker than that to catch the mods hoppin' - #🏆-share-your-prestige message
😁
Oh, I saw that, I was just hoping that relic would be a dead giveaway for the rest of us that finished the old path
Or I can see if I have an old screen shot laying around
Oh, I see the problem. The old roles are tied to how metabits you have, which are meaningless now until we get enough new data in
._.
And as updates come out too ...
That too
wut update
New content
what content ur talkig about?
I'm not sure where to ask this but why was everything related to robot human people (aka cyborg and everything past it) removed in the reboot? With how the world's going that branch seemed more likely than ever, even if it was sorta speculation at the time.
yeah zepplin doesn't like asterisks
ofc ...
The Devs said to rework it and bring it more in line with the story/lore. Also probably balancing.
Aight, thx.
The former makes more sense. In the old system, jellyfish were way more powerful than cyborg or colonist.
It is funny now that jellyfish is one of the weakest
Hm, there seems to have been a miscommunication at some point.
I don't think that anyone would be entitled to the roles. They are a nice gimmick.
And sure as hell I don't expect the mods to investigate anything. That's exactly why I find it a harsh thing. No process, no appeal.
Im not really sure selling here would be ok idk
why would anyone even buy...
you must be a cheater, almost 1M darwinium
Also true
I mean, if someone wants to buy it 🤷 but then again, buyer beware, and not something the server should probably facilitate
Yeah that is probably a thing too
you can't get 1 000 000 of those at that stage
with the synthesizer I think it would take years (if not decades or centuries)
*at any stage
Also rank 1 for both meso and beyond is a bit weird if it was a casual account
1 mil darwinium is crazy
also they haven't unlocked Ideas yet (bc they don't have any Knowledge) so this must be a cheater
If you bought it in the store, it would cost $21,800
excluding roblox youtubers, nobody would spend that much money on a game, let alone C2S
There is a reality engine upgrade that lets you start with 10k ideas
Oh nvm
Youre talking about knowledge
Yeah then you're right i think
what's wrong with it?
Upon further review, looks less like a cheater and more like a scam
how much are they selling it for
No knowledge but the person had to get ideas somehow
well, yes, it's an upgrade
Or something idk
They just joined the server today
Yeah
I mean so did I
Idk maybe im schizo then
What the hell is happening 🗣️
I mean either way the thing is probably trying to sell cheated darwinium
also the other way aroung is possible. where you can have knowledge without ideas
But you're not offering to sell an account that doesn't make sense
+this is the persons only message
I'm just a fellow non-scammy C2S player
-# i kinda want to dm the guy to investigate that stuff but nah
That’s what I meant by the other way. No ideas, but e17 knowledge (or whetever it's called)
I have 2.73 E116
Same here
Ohh yeah
probably 69-70
if we're talking cheating then maybe like 2 gazillion or something
e308
chat should I make an alt to investigate the scam
Bet
is that a yes or no
Interesting
wait the guy who wanted someone to buy the acc actually shared their PlayerID
also for some reason I bugged Discord and it thinks I'm still playing CS2 even though I'm playing C2S
hello I am sugar mini
oh fudge I forgot to change the username
no idea, but that mustache looks trustworthy
?
I'm not trusting the guy, he joined Oct 21
@atomic owl why did you randomly try to contact me?
still no answer
damn
the reality reboot looked so cool that i deleated my old save to see all the new things
maybe because bc I'm new on Discord as a whole on this acc
Sounds like a miscommunication.
can't belive i learned more about evolution from this silly science game than from my school
i know right if i feel like it i just read the facts
What does the message say?
Seller got banned lol
I'm bit stupid why i cannot command the singularity bot
are you doing it in #🎭-semblance
No worries.
I ended up hoping for maybe 100qa metabits
i only got like 5qa and the tinytask somehow managed to waste 20 darwinium on maxed 3h time warps when i didnt even have all the upgrades yet
its ok tho
Equanimity
Radinsonie/countryling all over again
Hello niche community
Hoi
morning, cells
no wonder ive been roleless man
I used to have all the roles, but when I left the server, they got removed so I'm trying to get them back
Yeah, I lost some too 😳
u reckon i can get the under 2 minutes singularity speedrun role if i send an old screenshot
i should try that
I think you can
No idea. It's under 3 mins btw. And is much easier now imo
I still have this
yea i saw some guy with 40 seconds
all cause of the nanobots man
this was a while back now, like 4 5 years ago or smth
That's a lot
Probably no harm in posting them?
Just don't ✅ anybody else's posts 😬
dw id never do that
... Or your own.
I totally didn't photoshop this
Hi~
last time i did there was a cheater posting pictures
Should've been 67
Speak of the devil ... 🙂
That was before the meme
unironically i was actually talking about u
Aww
The "40 seconds" part was a dead giveaway
Honestly, there might be a lot of people who achieved Singularity in less than 40 seconds.
i mean if its easier to get under 2 minutes they could probably change the achievement slightly
to like 1 min 30 or something
Or just 1 minute 😈
The WR for Singularity Speedrun is 0:21 (TAS)
The WR for legit Singularity Speedrun is 0:28 (AC)
PC AC
My 0:40 PR is on mobile and didn't utilize AC
time for me to max out my nanobots
i dont intend on using ac
Forgot to mention the part that both the TAS and AC WR happened before the RR update
what does rr stand for
Reality Reboot
Seperate records for TAS and autoclicker. Pinned in General. #🏠-general message
Maybe I should stop using acronyms
Damn impressive!
Give me a raise, boss! 
Yup. I'll double your pay 😬
i see it now
wouldnt it also be partially harder now
cause theres more nodes
so u dont click the wrong ones
...so, when are we gonna hold a competition for Singularity record without autoclicker? 
No, actually
There's fewer nodes than there were before the Reboot. Not sure about comparison with ye olden times.
Not sure why, but the new update makes Singularity easier and faster to achieve
When you pester the mods, and they work out how they can make sure no auto-clicker's involved? The second bit probably being the hard part.
I say we film it!
Mouse/hand cam, full cam (showing screen, hand, and a clock), and then a screen recorded video

I haven't gotten anything. They sent me a friend request. I have it set up to where you can't contact me unless you're all my friends list.
ah, okay
Not sure my phone can save a 2 min video atm. Now if it was the rubix cube world record, it'd be fine!
(honest ... Okay, not really)
It was for if you'd unlocked everything up to there. You didn't have to have bought it.
I noticed that
hello 👋
hi chat
We were looking at Speedrun.com yesterday and realized all those records will have to be separate from post-reality-reboot records
got googol entropy for the first time :D
Oh yeah, that's a thing too. Sorry about that, hehe
Oh no apologies at all I just thought I'd chime in with something cool
I didn't know we were even on there
If there's gonna be a new leaderboard for the Singularity Speedrun, I'll be waiting right here 
that exists?
Turns out it does!
well that's cool
unlocked frogies
Added.
Me neither! Cooool!
Thanks
Ok, so when I go to the site after clicking one of these, it says invalid link or smth like that
Sorry that's just the reqts for qualifying.
To get the roles, post screenshots in https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/496430259114082304
How do I get progression roles?
- The way roles used to work in the Cells Discord server is through a fancy feature called “Linked Roles.” An update a few months ago broke the linked roles system, and because linked roles have been broken for so long, the moderators have decided to revert to the old method of assigning game progression roles: manually. Post screenshots of your progress in #🏆-share-your-prestige, and you might get some snazzy roles if your progress meets certain requirements.
-# In case you want to look at the requirements, please click on the server's top bar, then select 'Linked Roles'. You can view the requirements of each role there.
Ohhh thanks
Thanks
But if you have an old screenshot, then maybe? E.g. #🏆-share-your-prestige message
I don't have a screenshot of that but I have one of neutrino expansion
I'll try it
Just remembered, there's a pause on a couple of roles - #🏆-share-your-prestige message
How do you link messages
I never knew you could do that
Hmm ... Maybe the mods decided to pause those too?
Press and hold, scroll down 'copy message link'.
When do they get unpaused
No idea. Am not a mod. When what Sampe said in the message I linked happens?
When do they get unpaused
how im can donate in game if im from Russia
find a payment method that is accepted outside of Russia and it's servants, I assume that's the way. Maybe via crypto, though you would need to have access to an intermediary that can turn money on an exchange to maybe paypal? not sure
Russia banking system is blocked in the West, that is the problem
I have only one option, through steam
Oh sure, if you have access to Steam, if you can buy stuff on there, then ofc that is the way
hey guys
I keep getting 3 darwinium from red dwarfs, is this rare?
Linked roles are not expected to become available again because they are connected to the bot, and the bot is not updated by its owner
i think its about 20% from a red dwarf
Yes, I was unclear.
But the person was wondering why they didn't get sonic speedster from this post - #🏆-share-your-prestige message
Sonic Speedster is under 2 minutes
his time is 2m 13s
Oh! Has it changed? I thought it was 180s.
(is there an updated list of roles + reqts somewhere?)
Lol, that must be a mistake, it's always been 2 minutes and 5 minutes. #🏆-share-your-prestige message
ignore shark collector, that was there when there were fewer roles
16th
sick
i got lvl 53 to 56 today(primary simulation)
like research level???
yeah
damn im at like 33
though i do understand since primary is more interesting since valley/beyond and has more universal upgrades
What about beyond? I'm on the one wherr you get the Heliosphere
im at the one right after
The one with sedna?
uhh
episode 13
like the neighbor world thing or sum
im trying to focus on beyond more since i want the steam acheivement for proxima centauri but its just so ass
i get barely any upgrades in before having to wait again, and other times (for example right now) i have get mars to rank 9 and i spent like 3 hours worth of stardust or whatever the currency in beyond is and i got it to like 470/500 so i just wasted stardust
guys got any tricks for the Visual Art event to get more points?
There aren't any for the events, there's no decisions to make, ever. Just buy the generators that give you the most currency, and the nodes as they appear.
Cells is fun, but it's also a pretty mindless game!
Ah okay, I saw people maximizing the point gian, like delaying the progress to next stage ec to get more cheap generators for event points
I don't think that really helps much, if at all. It's usually pretty self-evident what to do
You might delay some nodes/generators if you know you'll only be on every 5 minutes as compared to an hour... again, should be self-evident, IMO
just use need a boost
idk if that counts as a trick, I mean, the nanobots are a standard feature, use them when they're not on cooldown
yeah, for the events, it's pretty linear. buy what you can, save a bit, if you could dump a bunch into upgrades that increase your speed by >25%, id say go for it and then save until the next unlock. buy what's affordable, save up if you prefer, buy things as they become available
of course there are sometimes where some unlocks cost a little bit more than the more affordable one, but have way bigger positive implications on your sim...so, just keep an eye out (1T for an unlock to double your production or 1.5T to quintuple it, as an example of something like that)
hello
I am not dead
What's that cat doing in your profile picture? I would have expected a flatworm their for the leader of their gang.
idk
Is there another biome after Beyond? It looks like there is space on the selector.
What do you mean by biome?
technically you could say explorations
Beyond 31?
Bug from alpha
Hm
wow i didnt realize the money augment is now 3x its previous price 🤑
it's 3 DW now?
it used to be 50 logits now its 150
oh ok we're thinking of different things then
lowkey i kinda got bored of cts
after beyond what is there to do
prim is kinda a slog
the game is fun dont get me wrong
but i just played enough of it that it isnt fun anymore
well.. yeah. There is only so much to Cells as a game, for sure. Fortunately, there's lot of other (non-mobile) choices that are way more engaging
i know theres a bunch of non mobile but sometimes i just need something on my phone
i played cells for 6 months straight
CIFI, no doubt
very good game again but its just getting to a point where theres not much excitement or fun anymore
Aside from doing events twice a week (which doesn't take long, or much attention), I haven't really played Cells either, since the last Beyond update (which itself only took one day).
Been playing for a year now
what is cifi
And i still easily have 1-2 more years of content (as f2p, that is)
(And also game keeps getting updates)
The creator, Chrysto, worked in the reality reboot
A game, searching it up as "cifi" is enough to find it
It stands for Cells idle factory incremental
is it a large game
its not on ios
Oh you are on ios
i meant like space on the phone
Oops
unfortunately
Hurts
Like 200MB
mannn
Do you have a pc?
ye but i just want something on my phone to kill time
when im in bed
or in a line
Oh right
I do see a pretty negative post about CIFI on reddit.. they make some good points I think
i played it
theres a web browser version
Believe me they dont
We dont talk about the cifi reddit
Its... something
i want to play a factory builder game on my phone id actually be so happy w that
Mindustry?
but theyre all cheap garbage that i can finish in a few hours
heh... well... idc really. I obv don't speak for Zeb, but if i want an involved game, I'll go to PC
.. except perhaps FFXIV when it comes out on mobile soon-ish
u might be onto something bro
Fun fact im not a bro
Fun fact its ok
ok
I would say "bro" is gender neutral at this point
so is "dude"
yeah.. that's English for ya, always evolving
u the homie for the game rec
ill try mindustry
im ngl
this kinda reminds me of factorio
Lol
is homie ok
Sure
sick
man i actually despise ios
it doesnt compact files and its so shit at saving pics
idek whats eating sm space
ive gone thru it a dozen times in photos to clear shit out
it doesnt even say what the file sizes r
Btw saito im stealing your idea but abusing a maxed save to push it even farther
I stole that idea from other people too lol
And i downloaded this game and was like uh... i can do it here too
Do you have any really long videos saved
attention spam of a fish
i genuinely would not know bcz fucking ios doesnt have any largest to smallest sorting and when i commected it to my pc it showed the file sizes but wouldnt let me sort there either
ugh
fucking apple
Well yeah but the photos app still shows you how long videos are
i dont like getting rid of stuff if it can still actually be used
ye they do but it doesnt say how big the files r
do u mean photos app on pc or phone
ye it does show and none of them r generally over 30 seconds
very
Welp there goes my idea
i found some other way if i look into the adv info of each pic it shows the storage usage so i have to sort individually
Akira...
1000 videos and about 10k ish screenshots
most of the videos r about 10-15 mbs
and screenshots r like 2
still wouldnt account for the 200 gbs
i bet you can dleete 99% of those screenshots
ye probably but id have to filter them individually cuz i do have some thing mixed into that
that i wanna keep like cat pics
argh
ye thats y i also said that iphone compression sucks
it unfortunately does the absolute worst at being the best
how does it work for samsung
it compresses pics no?
probably will then ill wipe the whole photo gallery i can guarantee 99% of this shit is useless
its not the end of the world if i see my cats in a few less pixels
lol
im ngl next time i wont do iphone
i just got this as a birthday gift a few years back and im using it
i know but i just mean in general im not a huge fan of iphone
less mobility if that makes sense
ye and the apple ecosystem is a little bit inferior and infinitely more expensive
IMOOO
idk cuz for games and some other apps that i try finding it tends to be either unavailable or just not there
ofc w samsung more risk of viruses but also i cant get apks on apple wo cracking it
unfortunately
steam deck is just too expensive too
id love to have a hand held console just not the switch
something that can fit into a backpack is good for me tbh
its not like inconvenient to take around
too big and heavy
i just wanna wipe something out and play when im bored i dont wanna have to pull out a whole laptop lol ykwim
i just dunno if steam deck runs only steam os or if i can watcg videos and stuff on it
i know steam has a search engine and stuff but idk if that works
off topic to hand helds but im super wxcited for the steam machine
allegedly its only gonna be a coupla hundred bucks
oooo
still tho too pricey its like 1000😵💫
and xbox’s handheld is expensive too
xbox has a handheld?
ye they partnered w rog
iirc
its like alright but still too expensive
well see when it comes out
i hope itll come out w hlf3
steam always comes out w a sick new game whenever they make a console
llms lowkey ruined everything
or atleast chat bots
like the advanced chat bots
who is that
whats the ram crisis
companies r buying up massive amounts of ram to run llm centers
and servers
i feel like llms ruined everything bcz they kinda paved the eay for late stage capitalism i dont mesn to get political but ppl r becoming stupider bcz of it
jobs getting taken over snd ads constantly being force fed into u and it getting easier to do this everday w ai
subscription this subscription that
i noticed it started when openai fully launched back in 2021-22
ye thats what i mean
yk about the krafton case?
like w subnautica 2
the owner of krafton basically consulted chatgpt to try and get out of a 250m dollar settlement snd he tried replacing creative teams in unknown worlds with 70 million dollars worth of an ai creature
that cna help design games
they bought unknown worlds and r tryna scam them out of the money rn
but theyre losing hard
the whole lawsuit is flimsy
ye and the ceo doesnt wanna back down even tho he admitted hes wrong cuz he wants to save face
all this cuz this multi billion dollar company didnt wanna pay its employees
it got so bad that like
the ceo of krafton basically was thinking of firing everyone in UW and replacing them w his underlings to not have opposition
and so he wouldnt have to pay
he fired the 3 founders of UW and replaced them with some guy
ugh companies
anyways ye watch a video about it its actually hilarious
i will only ever support 1 company and 1 dev team
steam and team cherry
they deserve the world fr
well actually no i support slot of small dev teams
lunch:
nah the guys who made hollow knight
3 dudes
they make quality games no arguing no scamming
just 3 dudes having fun and giving amazing games to the community
they arent healthy for the world
its shockingly stupid how these ppl dont realize if they r literally just good ppl and have good company standards there will be ppl that will GLADLY throw all their money at u
wo controversy
like how we do to steam and valve cuz theyre a genuinely good company
its everywhere not just the west ppl submit to billionaires and the companies that “abuse” us cuz they provided such low standards that we see that as bare minimum
its sad
yt used to be good now i get ads for shitty ai dating app slop and 6-8 ads on a 20 min video
spotify used to be good but having us pay a premium for basic music app features is crazy
what about on mobile
u see what i mean like they make it so inconvenient if u dont spend money
i didnt know ios had adblockers
i get that but this isnt just paying bills its extorting ppl and making the use of their free to use platform super unpleasant
just to fill some pocket so some guy can buy another mega yacht
im just saying it shouldnt have to resort to this to watch some videos i get 1-2 ads at the beginning of the video or 3 total on a really long 1 hour video
but 8 in a 20 minute video is absurd
sometimes even more than that
sepheria
i get the solution i understand but im sayign the fact its gotten to that point is whats bad
that we need to find ways around the inconvenience that is using an app thats meant for convenient video watching
my issue is the frequency and amount of add
ads
they make enough money from trading and partnership deals i feel and some ads
the excessive amount of ads r just ridiculous
ye i know im just making conversation about how it sucks
team cherry peak
but on the bright side books r much cheaper online lol
yk its so funny netflix singlehandedly ended the pirating era in the early 2000s-2010s and then bcz of greed it got revived
lol
thats such a kick in the ass for them
yea but theres alternative ways other than ads
like being a member
or whatever there is
cuz of the sheer overwhelming amount of subscription platforms like oh u wanna watch a show sorry its been taken off of netflix but here watch friends cuz it still makes us money or go to a different platform and pay 15 dollars a month for it just so u can watch one show
pirating is amazing
especially the new age easy of use movie pirating sites
some shows are region locked too
ye i get some extremist movies or shows and depending on laws but bro i cant watch the walking dead in england
i cant watch doctor who in bulgaria
be for real
(on netflix)
those tradeoffs only matter if ur able to pay
medium hot take, good ethics means taking money away from mega corporations that only seek ur misfortune and only want to feed their own greed
however if u genuinely wanna support creators by all means pay
maybe thats good
as of recent big companies have been producing so much slop
like the black ops franchise
its so bad now
80 dollars at base for the same game 4 times in a row
idk ppl pirate it for the zombies mode
i would never pay more than 20 dollars to play cod zombies
even thats pushing it
I have played a pirated version of Minecraft on my school laptop, but I paid for the real version on my PC at home
and also xbox console mark ups is just pure greed
it was marked up twice in 6 months wasnt it
Also shouldn't this be in #🏠-general
The only thing I ever pirated was terraria but I deleted it after a week because I felt bad and later legally purchased it
it should and well answer any questions about cells but were just talking
ive bought all my games as well but sometimes i think its ok to pirate
some even prefer it like ultrakills dev and the ppl who made peak ( if u cant afford it)
i think it should be like this if a studio has worked hard on a game and its a game rhat has actual love put into it go for it
but if its a soulless piece of shit thats 80 dollars or more
pirate it
im saying in the scenario where u do still want to play the game for whatever reason someone might have
but ye also just dont buy it
we got our own ways of thinking sbout it
i respect ur way fully
it just makes me a little mad when stuff is put out there as just a cash grab when games r kinda like an art form
theyre passion projects
and obv a job but still u have to be passionate about it
u gotta love games to make a good game
and pirating to me is like sticking it to the man in a sense
lol ye ok
im gonna go to bed its late
goodnight all who r here
also ty for the talk
domt bother itll just get garbled out
soon enough
u do u
fair
but ye goodnight
Wait what happened to seph’s messages
I deleted them. That discussion had nothing to do with Cells and would have been a lot for people to get through.
Nope! Sorry to worry you!
hmm idk about time chambers but I will say that progress has really slowed down at lvl 69 where I'm at
Guys
Anyone know when they're going to bring back the advent calendar?
later this month
What did you do to get to level 69? I thought I was going pretty fast (and I have nearly maxed event badges and such), but I'm only at 66. I've bought the idea 2x but not yet the entropy one.
I've bought all the things aside from some of the last tier of DW upgrades. I've got nearly all the nodes in RE done (counting compound nodes as 1, even though they really aren't), including quark expansion.. and lots of reboot spamming ofc.
im lvl 66 and 2/3 and it is painstakingly slow lol
what is no bots no autoclicker singularity wr?
speedrun.com doesn't seem up to date
.. oh, and that reminds me, I've made most of my progress since the update using an autoclicker on Steam, as that makes reboots way faster.
yeah i can do a full speedrun in 3:00, give or take...that includes full upgrades and purchases of everything, plus a nanoclicker+autobot asteroid run. gets me about 53BB metabits and 850AA knowledge
it's just about the most efficient use of 3:00 that i've found inside this game
heh yep
just requires lots of user input and time dedication to really speedrun it many times repeatedly to make a difference in reality engine node purchases
I admit I have made little progress in the last couple days, but that's mostly bc I just got so bored with reboots
yeah im at 132 and a little burnt out
I think I've gotten most of my fun out of Cells until the next content drop
i don't think i could have said that better myself lol
Welp I think it’s time for my first reboot
didnt u used to stream rivals on the voice chat
I did one time
Too many time fluxes later I think it’s time for reboot 2
Hello, the Steam Achievements seem to be broken, I already had the Reality Engine unlocked as well as Stonehenge, Parthenon, and Ziggurat of Ur (so pretty much all of the landmarks) before the recent series of major updates that added the new 20
67\
I knew the reboot spamming would help. I didn't realize how much. I can't put up with doing it more than 1-2x/day so it will be a bit before I get Quark Expansion.
this is where an autoclicker on steam (while IP is active) is really helpful.. a bit of modest wrist movement for a couple minutes instead of constant fast tapping over maybe 5 minutes like i had to do on my ipad.. and i can’t even imagine doing it on a phone. so no surprise that i could get a lot of reboots done, it’s just very tedious
i should be able to get 70 done before IP runs out, even if i take a comparatively relaxed pace. after that i might just stop
(excepting 2/wk events)
heh. ofc you already know it gets way worse than that.
What is migration? I don't see it in the game
bird upgrade
yeah REality Reboot caused inflation
one of the boosts reaches 100 septillionx
oh man I lost my 3d Infinity pass
oh but the migration one gives a HUGE boost (4.58E51)
new discovery: the guy that tried to sell the save left the server
oh wait he was banned
I guess selling cheated accs bans you
I couldn't find it on the wiki for the game, can you show me what the upgrade looks like?
I wish I could but I'm playing CS2 rn
Dang
it requires mesozoic valley
Oh, I think I might've unlocked that already! There's so many upgrades on the tech tree it's hard to keep track of them lol
Is there a good guide for someone who 100%'d Steam achievements and then haven't touched the game for 3 years? I used to have a feel for what I should be doing but I'm lost now.
I'm mainly not sure if I should do the research reset or use all the accumulated currency to increase the reset currency I'll get. The guide is pointing me to an e15 cost upgrade but I think the rest would only net me in the e14 range, but I only have e8 saved so maybe that'd be a big boost even without it.
I'm sorry, what?
There is 7 currencies when you talk about main sim.
Resetting the reality engine won't do much good. Better keep improving that.
However, from what I see on the screen, that won't help woth Steam achieves, which appear to be tied to progress in the simulations
Yeah, I started realizing that because nothing was triggering so they must be added but not implemented yet. It also seems like a balance change must have happened because the top tier of producing things have way higher orders of magnitude than I can afford, but I have hundreds of them already.
I only make e87 of that currency right now.
I play on phone. It's super-tedious.
POV: You're a painting
Hi guys
Hi
No guide yet: it's not been long since the update and it's quite complicated!
The fastest way to progress is to reboot (upgrade) often - as soon as your metabits start levelling off. But there are nodes that grow in strength the longer it's been since the last reboot, so that's an option too.
Generally, I think nodes that affect the whole sim are strongest, followed by those that affect Metabits/Knowledge, then nodes that affect Entropy/Ideas.
The Semblance (blue icosahedron) recommendations are often weird. You can look in the Stats page and check how many e.g. ocean generators you have to gauge if an ocean generators booster is a good buy.
Yup, lots of rebalancing, and some nodes that were there aren't any more (the Devs will be re-releasing them later).
🪐


Yup, I can see your bug report!
Yeah, i didnt know about that
I was surprised when i saw the beyond loading screen
Me neither. Yours is the first bug report I've seen for that! 🙌
Beyond is my favourite of all the sims. Interesting AND beautiful 😍
I think it would be fixed
I hope i get to the galaxy thingy

You've got lots to discover ... 👀
Yes
I did alpha testing for the recent big update JUST so I could replay Beyond, lol.
Was fun!
Nope, not yet. The Devs are thinking about how to do 'Prestige' for it (once you get to the end), but we still have a few episodes left to be released before that.
29 and 30 aint released yet?
Nope. They've been beta tested though.
Yeah i saw
Waiting Patiently(TM)
So I doubt they'd go into multiverse stuff in Beyond. Thematically, it doesn't feel right. Not sure what is Beyond E28 though.
Hmm
Anyway, gotta work. Have fun!
Waiting for astronomy
Bye
(and enjoy Beyond!)
There'll be something. A prestige type mechanic. But don't know what.
👋
There's code?
I think #🏠-general would be the best place for memes
how is your time chamber gains guys? @amber canyon
just did a sim reset so it's ahh rn
Time Chamber 2 nodes up to ~88
Is it worth running the time chamber up? I find the rate of metabits and knowledge slows down so much that it seems better of resetting. Does it help with XP?
Nowhere near as fast as rebooting, but works well enough. I've not rebooted since I got to RL 62 (12 1/2 days ago), now on RL 65. RL64 took 6 1/2 days.
At some point rebooting is just tedious and annoying 😄
i did around 100 reboots, and now I am just doing same, increasing RL. Upgrades are just way too much
seems like the first one arrives at 100 early and the rest just wayy later. Also metabit time crystal seems to go infnite?
I can afford Quantum Slipstream and up to PP VII 7. Nowhere near the big knowledge one. Never killed a frog.
I expect they all cap at 100 and they're just scaled so it's not a super hard wall to hit. We'll find out.
Crystals on secondary y axis - approaching 30.
So I imagine keeping the game on idle for a week seems best return for "investment"
Well, pick up your DW, geodes and beyond stuff!
But yeah, this is the 'playing deep' approach.
RoI ... Best RoI is spam-rebooting. But I. Just. Don't. Want . To.
Progress to next RL is linear. So, is just when you want to reboot. My RE is underpowered for my RL because I've not rebooted and bought RE nodes..But I don't care 😬.
Excatly. I could do a hundred more resetes and do primordial IX and finish Knowledge Compressor
I just dont want to burn few hours doing that 😐
FWIW I'm 3% of the way to the Quark Expansion and could easily buy all of Knowledge Compressor IV. With only data-gathering effort for ~2'weeks. Works for me!
👋
there is another compressor after this I imagine. this would boost the production of knowledge quite a bit(relatively to other upgrades at least)
Doesn't look like it to me. - #🎨-cells-art message
Ye its not on the map, but I can clealy see another line coming out of the node
as if another one is to be unlocked
ah nvm its logits node
sorry for confusion
What a fantastic node there ... Logits ... 😂
a final rewards for your sore wrists 🥲
and its crazy 15 logits, idk if there is anything you can buy with that
this is where the Beyond was originally right
That's where it was before it was released
then moved down, then up
After it was released, it was moved to below the first node, with 2 or 3 nodes leading to it
I don't really remember but it was like the solar system and then something else and then Beyond
but now it's beside Human
speaking of, I need some progress
I wonder what theyre planning to do there instead now
I wonder too
4:21 singularity time let’s go!
#🏆-share-your-prestige for the Simulation Speedster
You can still optimalize this a lot
either I got Mandela'd or this was removed but I remember there being a music button
But nice
Uhhhh idk
Sun 11
Just got notified I need a screenshot which I don’t have TwT
🤦
you first go into reality engine, into stats,, "current stats" find "time metrics" and then you'll see your Sing time
as you can see, my Sing time is 1:18
time to attempt an even faster Sing
my current is now 1:07
1:03
time to accelerate in sim numbers
I got to singularity!!!
You mean this one?
yeah that one
If you buy jukebox in the logit store, and activate it, there's one.
It seems we got new Steam achievements. But none of them are unlocking for me even if I already have completed most of them.
"ah one more achievement before i got them all" i said with joys
but then
bro 0.0% of players got these fuh ahh achievements 😭
they mustve been added today
Funny thing is a couple of these are impossible* right now
-# *for a normal player. If you have a glitched save from the private alpha or you cheat, you can get them al
HEART OF IRON!?
(i do not play the game)
John Cell to Singularity stated to me in my dream that Update relating to Modern Era will happen at christmas
like?
also i love how they make me specifically play the one reality i have the least progress in
like "yeah play some beyond, and then more beyond, get birds, more beyond and beyond"
so im confused on these steam achievements
many of these are saying locked yet i've met the conditions for them
is it normal that propagation capacitor is priced at 3.00E22? Thats more idea than i have ever produced. Is it refunded when refunding?
Mine is too, but I never had that much to buy it!
is there any text list of all RE nodes with names/effects?
jesus why are 10 devs online
ruh roh
Same. Seems insane. I wonder if when refunding the currency you get this amount back
i remember seeing 16 couple of times
Hi everyone! New to the discord :] I reached my first singularity this morning! Heavily enjoying the game and the community!
... I've got a list of 10 of them? PP VII 1-10 ...
you have a damn nice profile banner there hi
^^
testing letting the sim run instead of spam reboot definitely starts to pay off by like, day 2-3
i went from 69.6 to 69.75 in about the last 20 hours
There!s a graphic with the names (but not descriptions) in #🎨-cells-art
however, that's in exchange for not achieving more frequent engine node upgrades
Think I've seen that as a bug report? Not many though. And think Cells support replied to it, so are aware.
dammit, you have gotten ahead of me! I gotta step up my game! 😄
dagnabit
65
lol I am at 69.5 rn
wait what 69
my fingers are stupid
like research level?
yes
yes, RL
im like 42 damn
when the reboot happened i essentially started at like 57
bro i have the same extinction as my RL
I was 53
you know what i think i was 52
Shoulda stuck with it. To wiind Sepheria up 😁
IM NEARING SEVENTY ONE
53 i think was as far as anyone got that was just playing in Live
bro how do yall progress so fast
I was 52.
did you guys get the legacy crystal thing
we've been playing for years
Yes, but we are talking Cells here, not your age! 😄
Reckon it's their shoe size?
Not in NA system, that’s for sure! Unless you are talking feet 1m in length!
1 meter feet sound like hell
i do have abnormally large feet for my height so i can relate D:
no, it would put clown shoes to shame
Legacy Crystal wasn't implemented. You can reset your simulation, but no reward.
wait is it a beta thing
like steam beta
It was. D'know if it still is.
It's also a handy way to spot when people are trying to claim good progress, but they actually just benefitted from alpha/beta bugs and glitches.
There are some pictures of animals with relatively big feet on the internet. My current hypothesis is you're some sort of baby water bird?
im a size 14 quadruple wide (in US) at 5'10"
my shoe size generally grew with my age year for year until 14...my doctors hyped me up telling me i was gonna be super tall, like 6'4+
imagine my disappointment in my 20's when i accepted the fact that i'll be stuck at 5'10 forever
Hmm ... It's probably quite hard to push you over though? Does that make it better?
As a woman with size 11 shoes in the US, your feet are as big as my grandpas! He has to specially order his boots 😂 he however is 6’4”
I'm not part of any Bigfoot gang ... I just have boring normal feet 😞
Hmm, I should have many of the Steam achieves that it thinks I don't have..
exactly
They're probably just not fully activated.
I'd've thought they meant to announce them before going live? Like they did the card thingamajig ls?
Yeah, like "finished a constellation", it says that 0% have completed that. Doesn't make sense
May be why there are/were 10 Devs online 👀
yeah i have 35/35 finished lol
Not all 40?
Hypothesis 2 of the day. Devs trolling all the completionist?
...40?
Yes. For me, Steam says 19 of 40 achievements earned
no no i mean constellations
ah! ok. Two different things
whats the next update gonna be probably
more stuffs
how descriptive...
ig mollusks and scientific civilization stuff
neat
should i save for the reality engine stuff semblance is suggesting or just get what i can
can someone answer me pls
probably Beyond 29
And in Primary: Mollusks and Scientific Civ
spend DW on anything that gives you a permanent buff
k
Guys why does my game keeps crashing
idk. what platform are you running Cells on?
Android
recent phone or old one? By that I mean if you can barely run Cells bc your phone is old enough, maybe that's why? Or maybe something got corrupted in your phone OS and you need to do a wipe and fresh reinstall of Android
Then idk. Corruption could still apply. iPhone/iPad and Steam on PC are very solid. Web is very crashy. I have no idea if the Android version is any good or not
and ofc if it's a new phone, and especially if other stuff is crashing, you could have defective hardware
How do I get logits fast?
Play events and get all 3 badges. And rank top 10.
By the way, there's this thing in the reality engine that lets you get a certain amount of logic. I've only found one, but is there more And when I do events, and they come around again, does my progress save
yeah though it doesn't give you a lot
Your progress doesn't save.
You keep the badges from that event, and they will give you that boost for that event.
My advice for playing events - #💬-cells-chat message
yeah, there's +15 logits and +30 Darwinium nodes sprinkled in the RE tree. Also there are 4 of +5 research chips (two per side).
.. if you get those, that's two doublings right there
roadmap seems a bit outdated
This is the most recent we have: #📢-announcements message
What's this
Fan made recent roadmap - #🎨-cells-art message
It's a Mysterious Plaque. 😁
If you don't want to ||play the Roblox game - if it's even available atm||, the ||code is BEAGLE||.
The roblox game is finally available
And it's the real one, not the clone?
Yes
Halfway (+3 ranks) done
...halfway?
Is the game going well since the Reality Reboot?
13
15
1
Yes
871777252038307850
tick
The edge of the universe is not alpha centauri
i know but like
im tired man
beyond sucks
im tired of this god damn game
and i woudve been done by now if not for the extra achievements
Stop playing then?
no
bold of you to assume i would actually stop playing after saying that i want to quit
I d'know ... I thought you might not have considered that option 😁.
oh hey i finished these off
Yeah
This is getting annoying
ok so i have 19/40 achievements on steam, but based on these "locked" ones, i actually have 29





