#π¬-cells-chat
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5 years
im a hacker
I AM MICROSOFT TECH SUPPORT YOUR COMPUTER HAS VIRUS
Idk what that is
So no
Oh itβs a comet
Still no
Thereβs only 3 comets in the game
Shoemaker-Levy 9, Halleyβs Comet, and Hale-Bopp
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I ma not dead
Hi, question regarding the new metabit system. I have yet to prestige (reboot) and have ridden out 6 level-ups from level 51 to 57 waiting to get a feel around the best timing to reboot. I have enough mb/kn for 13 upgrades. The thing that's holding me back is that due to the conversion, I have a high number of high-value lifeforms & ideas that it seems could take ages to rebuild at the new pace. For example, 427 Martian Cities generating 1.56 e93/s, and 474 Feliforms @ 2.61 e95/s all leftover from the old system. My new Amphibians are generating more but I was only able to purchase them due to the Feliform production. In the old system, it was virtually guaranteed that one could go from cell to singularity (max level everything) in under 6 minutes after a reboot, restoring prior production levels fairly quickly (a few days) with the upgrades gained during the reboot. How long does it take to max out everything for your knowledge level after a reboot now?
my reptile tree as of now
It will likely be a shock. Because of 2 things: the generators you had, but also the 8 Time nodes. These can have a pretty large effect on Entropy/idea generation per second. Having said that, they will rebuild. And the meta for fastest progression seems to be rebooting every 15 mins or so: when your Metabit/Knowledge growth tails off (the benefit from buying new nodes also outweighs sitting with a (relatively) underpowered engine.
Whether you want to spam reboot ... Well that's a different question ...
Rebooting more than once every few days would lead to rapid burn out.
mars is maxed out now
I can help you if you give me your PlayerID, but the development team is on holiday for Thanksgiving
but only once
no more opportunities
Any ballpark idea on how long it would likely take just to get back to current production levels (without 15 minute reboot spam)? Days, weeks, months?
i have a theory...
i think this giant mysterious blob will be an expansion for either fungi or microscopic life
maybe both
This is the Time node growth chart ... But depends how many and which upgrades you're buying. If it's e.g. x5 Simulation (quick). If it's a marginal increase to Knowledge (slow). But will likely be quicker than you think. Certainly quicker to progress from where you are.
i will neitehr confirm nor deny this information
i think this mysterious blob will be a continuation of terraforming other planets (possibly venus)
i will neither confirm nor deny this information
math isn't mathing :> how iis that about 80% filled when its actually between 20 an 25% xD
RL XP is based on entropy and ideas. Which increase non-linearly. So it sorta makes sense that the blue bar isn't linear. Having said that, I feel like the blue bar is too non-linear. There's a bug report.
log, probably
also love how the per second fluctuates hard when you just clicked a comet a moment ago before checking xD
sadly it fluctuates even without comets
Before the reality reboot, I was at a dead end pretty much with 99.9% of all reboot techs acquired. Kind-of regret not going for the 3 minute achievement when it would have been pretty easy to do, but on balance it might be better to regress a little if that means there's more to do in the game. Sounds like the answer to reaching what seems like a dead end now will just be rebooting.
Yeah. I think the calculation could do with a bit more buffering, rather than being instantaneous (?).
Singularity times are a lot easier now (once you get to a certain point). There's quite a lot of nodes been hidden, so less to spam-click.
I've rebooted 4 times since the update. Got me from 52 to 64. You don't have to spam reboot. But occasional reboots do help.
i started fresh like 4 days ago, got to singularity yesterday for the first time, took quite a few reboots since you depend on all the early upgrades to even progress at all, especially in technology path. now just reached lv25
kekw soonTM
alexa, set reminder for 30 years
change it to 64 days
:>
Hello
I need advice
So like i got my macbook today and i want to transfer my data from my iphone to my macbook, how do i manage to do this??
Keep your device time within 2 hours from present time and you're fine
do you mean just so you can continue playing on a new device?
Yes
With my data ofc
then just go to settings and you should you save manager when you scroll down below volume settings and stuff
then register account for crossplatform saving
On my new or old device??
and then simply do the same on the new device
after saving to crossplatform
on old device first
Iβm this close to sub minute speedrun
Do I click on link?
then register an account (or login) -> then view and upload to cloud.
on the new device you start the game fresh, then after first few steps once you can get to settings, go to crossplatform saves again, login to the same account, then download to device
1 is from old device, 2 is to new device
It's very hard cuz I forgot my password, now they sent me a code but I haven't received it
same you do if you play from multiple platforms. if you switch to another platform like from steam to mobile, upload local save (from steam), close steam, open mobile, download cloud save, continue playing
if all fails, just make a new account and save there then use that new account on new device.
And how do ik my email if I forgot it
It's so hard
Like I don't have this
write it down or whatever it takes
yeah you need to either login or register an account.
you can always just make a new account, its not hard π
Will I lose my save/data?
use any email you own and use a random password you won't forget etc
no its literally just a cloud to store saves
whatever you have right now is stored locally anyways
So I can transfer my data from an acc to another ?
registering an account does nothing except unlocking the ability that you can upload your current progress in the registered cloud account
so you can use the same account on the new device and download
I made a new account, what do I do next?
again, it has not really anything to do with "transfering" - thats what you kinda do manually by uploading after linking
just upload the save there now
on the old device
then close it, open again and you'll see the latest save shows up there now, its save to close the game now and open on the other device.
When I will reopen it, my data will still be there?
then login to that same account you just made and then go to "download to this device"
of course.. unless you download a different save which you'd have to do manually anyways. you just saved your local save to cloud, thats all, nothing that affectss your local progress anyways
Uhm I have the same emails on both devices but, the old one has everything and the new device is a the tut
you still need to "download to device".
How do I do this
click on view saves, then download to device.
same way you uploaded on the old device, just the other option in the saves menu
instead of upload it's download
Where is this
you just did upload and you already forgot where that was? xD still save manager > crossplatform saves > view > download
On the new device?
still this one, just the 2nd this time on the new device after you logged in to the exact same account you used on the old device just now
Do I click on "Download to this device" ?
thats what i'm saying the whole time xd
It's still the tutorial save up
it should give the quick loading screen aka semblance starting up etc then it should load your progress. given you uploaded it correctly on the old device...
ILYSM ITS WORKING
YASS
TYSM
Have a good day/night!
Yay lvl 65!
ππ
Thx for the perspective & confidence boost Kf. Rebooted twice already and production was restored to previous level within 10 minutes of first reboot. Level 65 seems within easy reach.
its fun how i can buy 3x of the first tier x4 multiplier and will get almost a x64 total multiplyer to my current entropy production cus the highest rn is from prokary cells or whatever they called in english lmao
and with the 10m entropy bits i can just buy 1m, 2m and 4m of the 4x upgrade for that tier
Still in 666
also save up to get another 250k orange to get the doubler? or spend? xD
No problem! Glad you're happy π. And enjoy the journey to 65 and beyond (although at RL 62 you finish unlocking the current primary content, so it's just Reality Engine stuff to aim for). I do hope they boost the Time nodes though. Or do something to make rebooting less OP compared to other tactics.
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How far does the simulation tree go?
Don't tell him about meso
did you start over since update? or just continued from progress you made before update? xD
just curious. i started fresh and am lv25 after about 4 days
Evolution never stops.
wh
In the Primary or the Reality Engine?
Primary is currently all unlocked at RL 62 (but there's lots more stuff the Devs have up their sleeves).
The RE: Best I got is eyeballing Hardik's image - #π¨-cells-art message (unless the High Res version has made it to the wiki?).
that a lot of meso?
No I mean research level
oh
"Meso is ranks"
yeah i dont know about that so imma head out
true
My only "complaint" about the game is that it would be really nice to have some automations that take you to Singularity or Human expedition instead of the rapid click craziness.
RSI is real lol
Reality Engine
That would defeat the whole purpose to race towards singularity
I think TAS was 40s and human was 42s
on which update
The Devs said they had plans for the nanobots ... And for a tool to help. I assume the two are related ...
Idk
pre civ revamp tas was 22s
Holy
That will be great
2037
π that feels so far, I'll prolly need 500 sims for the last few
Is this number new? Have I been oblivious all this time? (I knew about the dot. And glowing blue outline (the badge of shame!).
so even u can run of dw
I'm waiting it out for more upgrades. Too many for me!
I did! About 15 mins after The Reboot came out!
Fair, I just wanna get primordial to 7 rn, so that it eclipses my land civilization
level 63 now
I rebooted the entire sim to get more dw for upgrades, even then I'm only 7/30 on the last 4 upgrades
I miss infinity pass, was so goated
Wait, is there another biome after Beyond?
Yeah,π’I haven't reset my sim yet. Maybe after the next upgrade? Or the one after?
sureee, in 2030 then
i just realized i don't even have any of these bots unlocked yet i think
Well I definitely can't reset when I'm ~8 days into recording the Time node growth!
i think there is something wrong with my extinction valley
what are ur multipliers in the 3 metabit time nodes?
I am a bit confused though ...
The Time Chambers? 100, 44 and 38. My Crystal's at 12.2.
wtf the time chambers balloon upto that much? AFter I day I noticed it was 7, 6, 6 for me
Yea I mean entropy time chambers I-III
I've had that a couple of times before. It fixed itself without me doing anything (if it was indeed broken).
i mean thats what you can claim sso after claiming you'll most likely have 5 (if doubled) xd
Looks like they cap at 100 (the first one did after exactly 7 days for me). But here - #π¬-cells-chat message
how many metabits u got in this particular sim?
Like if I wait around a day I get 1e19
i guess ill just live with it then
are there any other upgrades from research level beyond level 61?(the bat upgrade)
No
so with beyond, meso, and all the upgrades done its just reseting for final upgrades?
I've got ~9e19.
I got my last upgrades at RL 62 I think. Can you see anything in your primary 'buy' tabs?
Any tips to get prestige very very fast?
Interesting so it's 8x when u start, ~250 after a day, ~1000 after 2 days, ~10000 after 4 days, ~100000 after 7 days
Interesting the metabit and knowledge ones eclipse the entropy and idea after a week
Ofc, that's entropy and ideas. The Metabit and knowledge one is different.
Any tips?
4 days in and got 6min singularity highscore so far
I strongly feel like even relatively small gains to Metabits and Knowledge are somehow worth more than entropy and ideas.
In terms of their effect anyway.
Any tips???????
Meso guide in the Semblance channel if you use the /help command.
yea no doubt, I'm guessing it's because of the cube root of entropy and ideas, I wonder what's the new formula now
Do ... Do you want more graphs??? π€
yea, I want formula which calculates metabit based on entropy
should be same for knowledge and ideas
Big research chip
Very much a bug
Lmao
I think that's very specific to individual games.
Also entropy? Or entropy /s? I don't have the first ...
I can rotate around
you just unlocked 3.5D
yea entropy/s
Here's a graph I have to hand. I'll have to grab my other device for the others.
total sim time x entropy/s should be entropy sooo
Not really coz it keeps changing nvm
my entropy/s has never gone beyond e115/s lol
Tbf it's still better to reboot every 5-10 minutes after u have 5e18+ in your current sim
nah its empty
Iβve been playing for a long time now and I just joined the server
what part of the game are you at
It has been fixed in the beta, so we will have to wait for it to be released in the stable version
metabits vs time on graph now
Why canβt I unlock these
idk I think they are coming soon
Ah ok
literally if you just start buying generators you can cheese the research level btw
until itβs too much
Also this. I swear it's gonna taper off for the last bit. It felt like it did for the previous level.
so the more you do it the faster it is
Just depends where you're up to in the RE tree ...
Is it really THAT linear? crazy
Yeah, I've been buying generators as and when I can. For the Capacitor nodes. Didn't seem a 'realistic' test otherwise.
Yea need to get the primordial up, only at 6/10 there for last primordial node
Log y-axis.
Is it just me or when I first played the game I thought the events took way too long
yea true, still I'm focusing more on the x
All the x-axes are the same scale. The y-axes, whatever made sense to me.
bro the hyperinflation is crazy
ngl i hate and like that hyperinflation, stuff is much more costly so the progress isnt as fast but as i said, the progress isnt as fast so its also good π
altho the amphibians are a W
back in my day there werent any reptiles
yea linear b/w x and log(y)
So acc to formula, you should be 1 day away at about 216 hrs/9 days
Tbh I don't notice the cost so much as the time. And I think it'd be nice for each node to have a bit of time to 'shine' before it gets superseded by the next node / update.
I've got 0/10 PP VII ... But think that and Quantum Slipstream are my next buys. Whenever I reboot. Which will depend on next update and if the graphs do anything exciting again π.
that was quick, didn't expect to get there that fast. still 4th day of fresh playthrough π
and finally lv27 now
need PP VII to be 6/10 to be any effective, so yea got some time
yo p2w entering cell to singularity π₯
nice
Meh. It's diminishing returns. Just collecting DW as and when you can will keep you ticking over / up.
not really p2w, you can technically easily get everything without paying a cent
just takes a lil bit
but get quite a bit just from progressing tbh
(especially if you start fresh)
yeah no im just kidding dw guys im not stupid i know how to get darwinium lol
i'm still missing the last two cards from that other shop, below the 200costs xD
still locked yet
wait 930 dw is needed for each of the last 4 upgrades? Nahhh
During this time I've bought 2 of the Idea Boost DW upgrades. Not especially noticeable in their effect, lol.
Does anyone know how far I have to progress to unlock these
Same graph, log y-axes. Can you see the effect, lol?
Think they're supposed to say 'Coming Soon'.
Ok
Loll, it'd go unnoticeable if u kept the same values
just curious, where da fox in the primary simulation, i want it
need to pet fox
In the land garden? There's quite a few around the place.
i meant when unlocked lmao :>
i just unlocked wolves aka lv27 thingy
just curious around when i finally unlock da fox, the whole purpose of the game for me
:>
so i can just stare at it 24/7
They tend to be in the wooded area. And part way up mountains.
Not sure when unlocked though ...
5e52 hmm lemme calculate to my notation
50Hdc i guess
or wait, i might have confused it, seems way later lmao
approaching 100qdc pretty slowly so 1e47, so ye still a bit to go and its 50Hdc i guess
per any chance locked behind grizzly bear in simulation paths?
or whats the nodes before it? :>
grizzly is currently my only open unlock behind caniforms
How
i miss my percentages π
I don't know what you have to unlock in what order or if it's gated by level. But it goes ||Caniforms||>||Bushy Tail||>||Fox||.
I LOVE FOX TOO
alright, i guess then bushy tail might be a research level unlock
BLEHH I LOVE FOP
Wonder why that person has posted that 3 times now?
cus i don't have it yet π
attention i think
The 67 things.
idk^^ i'm honestly tired of that 67 stuff so i just ignore it usually, my mind says theres just a blank spot kinda xD
:C
67β¦β¦.
Yeah. Ah well. Time to invoke the discord tool π.
Have thy a fox
Anyway, is def fun hunting down the foxes. Well, finding them. Not hunting them!
finding no hunting
i will find fop then i'll fop fop
Were you around for the ghost ||dodo|| event? I kept finding foxes then, lol.
... I probably knew that ...
i used to play cells when i was like 12 but i lost that acc due to phone broke (fell a few stories down) so i started early this year
Anyways, gotta go and scavenger something to eat. There's going to be something tasty in my fridge right?
hope its chicken, foxes love chicken
Oh! Baked camembert. I remember now π.
i gotta sleep my sleep schedule is off by like 6 hours and i cant seem to fix it qwq gn chat
oh i love cheese.
be it camembert, halloumi, mozzarella or gouda
or emmentaler :>
just had a 6 cheese pizza today
All cheese = π€€
Damn
Anyways, see ya in a bit!
why you wear cheese as hat? you gotta eat cheese
you're aware there are so many cheese, maybe theres a cheese whose smell you don't hate :3 just need to find the right one :>
i know there are a few actual smelly cheeses, those are the best imo xD
you guys think now is a good time to start event with 4 medals so far (no clue where i got telescope one cus i didn't attend that one yet but somehow it unlocked for me xD)
or should i wait til tomorrow before starting? :3
yeah no that doesn't work out with the first value increasing by 0.01 per second xD
The event badges only affect the event they're from (of the events).
Re when to start, it depends how actively you can play. I can tell you that this event takes me about 2 1/2 time more than the last one (Deep).
I'm such a dumbass I forgot the extinction set your currency to 0 π
hey finally seeing bushy tail now, time for foxo
that escalated quickly. got the x8 node and the land boosting node and now i'm in reach :3
Oh, makes sense for mars branch to depend Beyond ranks, but just realized that was added
ypu thats new
actually if you can keep track of which episode each generator needs thatd be relaly appreciated
I saw the new graphics for Reptiles, but that's just a revision of what was
Rover - 3
I can't buy one yet haha
got the fop, now i'm happy
Anyone else noticed that the purchasing menu for Mesozoic valley is slow as balls since the update? Like it takes a full half second to update after purchasing anything
You consider that slow as heck? You will never understand why i feel satisfied if i got a menu to load
For people who have got caecilians or even further, what's your entropy per second look like?
Mine's 8E109 and I feel like I'm never getting through amphibiansπ
mine is infinity per second
ah damn why didn't I think of that
How do people get their beyond so high? I'm stuck at 8 while my Mesozoic valley is 35 and my primary is 55π
A lot of time π₯
woops
βΉοΈ
Beyond takes a huge amount of time
You can try 4x speed boosting with ads or Darwium and checking frequently
That might be useful
My opinion donβt buy the 100 Darwium or 50 thing solar thingy
Kinda bad
100 Darwium :?
A moment of quiet between the catastrophes.
Yes, Small purchases are the most expensive per one.
How to change ur number system
Hamburger menu, tab settings.
If I wait for another 5 days and 13 hours, my entropy and idea generation can get boosted up to x1956 (or +195600%)
Should I reset or should I wait?
Nothing, I suppose. You can still go higher than e100.
...and then there's the BF sale
You go to E101 (Or you spend it)
K
Oh, I still need a nice boyfriend. (preferrably one from the lgbti+ letter soup club)
Iβm somehow rank 88 in the event
That's one way to interpret the BF sale!
While I'm still ranked 530 in the event π
What division ur in
Idk
lol
Does division affects ranking?
Yes
How does it affect the ranking?
Higher div id makes it is less competitive
One time I checked my ranking, I also looked at the division and it was at 14
It was that low, maybe that's why I'm ranked so low down compared to 530 others
Rover - 3
Human Expedition - 6
Martian Settlement - 9
Martian Factory - 12
Martian City - 15
Im only up to the Human Expedition but I predict it goes up by 3
"Only up to" because of Beyond progress, or because of main sim pricing?
I havenβt started the event, Iβll get to it Sunday
For the roblox game, the code that Darwin gave me isn't working in the code box
thats not where you put it
where do I put it?
I tried on the main game, and it said to go put it on the roblox one
lol
on the galapagos island theres a statue of darwin
not anymore
Bragging rights
hell yea
We now in the challenge part of the event
Letβs gooo
Top 25 will be my goal rn
#75 so Iβm good with either top 100 or hopefully top 50
Do we know which ??? stuff in the primary simulation will be prioritized first?
Yawns
What do you mean by "???", RL-based research nodes?
Also, wow, Hyun's Dojo is still a thing?
Yeah
Also yeah
Just buy whatever's available, I suppose
Like
Even the smallest research nodes matter
That's... not a thing yet
SR2 is gonna be launched before Mollusks
You can see on the events tab
Oh ok
Yeah, we're still in v42_04
Wonder what those things below amphibians are
They arenβt even in the event tab so
Idk
...?
What are you referring to
These things? @sterile rose
They're upcoming content
I suppose the dev diary channel can help with that
For now, we only know about the SR2 and Mollusk update. We can't make predictions, especially since we don't know which node will get released first.
Ok but predicting is fun
Predicting is fun if you have enough data
Iβve made bigger guesses with a lot less to work with
And theyβre probably all wrong
Well, one of the main predictions made by players is the Cyborg Update
Imagine
The Humanoid Colonists too
Weren't the cyborgs removed? I remember getting them but now they're not thereπ
Cambrian explosion, as in one of the first multicellular living beings?
They got removed, yes, but many players are predicting that they might come back in later patches.
I would love that.
Something like that yeah
Since the Cambrian explosion gave birth to the first eukaryotic living beings, I suppose that won't be a thing since the Eukaryotic Cell generator is full (unless the devs remap that part)
Wait, no, the first eukaryotic living beings emerged during the Ediacaran period, sorry.
I suppose I meant "first phyla"
But I can help with a few infos, if you need some to make a guess
Devonian extinction, hehe~
Uh oh
hmmm no
Eukaruotes started existing a billion years prior
coming from Asgard archaea and through the first endosymbiosis event creating Eukaryotes
a 2nd endosymbiosis event between eukaryotes and cyanobacteria creating plants+protists
Eukaryotes, yes, but multicellular eukaryotic living beings emerged 800-600 million years prior
Thank you for correcting me, hehe
after you mean
prior to the modern era
"the first multicellular eukaryotes" were plants and fungi later followed by animals, (which have already existed in the precambian)
Oh

Time to retake bio class
If Devon's extinct, they kept it quiet. Even on the local news group.
Given your name, I think Imma going to check this π!
Hi boss
I'm waiting patiently to achieve RL 62
Wrong emoji, lol
Staring it out?
I might have to wait for a whole 5 days and 9 hours to reach the max time boost
Yeah. For some reason, in the last week I'm getting a lot of lag in Discord with the emoji pop-up.
The max time boost? I got to 2 of them maxing out at 7d, but not the other 6. I feel that now I started down this path I should see it out βΉοΈ.
Yes, I do suffer from the sunk-cost fallacy, why are you asking?
Hope exams went well?
Hehe... it's something
How long do we have to wait for all of them to max out? 2 whole weeks?
Longer? My crystals are only at 12 ...
12 days... right?
Oh dear lord
12 multiplier ... But have no idea what they cap out at. If they do ...
There's this stupid game I've been playing a lot recently
But I'm stuck because I don't have the ad-free pass
Cell to Singularity?
No, differe-
Oops, cells chat
Anyways
The extinction event is really long tbh
One of the longest. Takes me 5h.
...it's been 4 hours for me
And I'm still in Pangea
No but seriously, why do other games have really expensive ad-free pass
And if you fall into the LUCA trap, will be a bit longer.
I learned the LUCA trap the hard way when I first played the game, lol
Cos Devs need paying? I guess. I don't have much of a framework for costs of those things. Apart from my brain always automatically tots up the costs of monthly subscriptions and says 'nope'.
Everybody does π. Well falls into it. Not necessarily learns.
Yeah, but look at C2S devs! Their game is original and really educational, and even their microtransactions are worth it!
Still wish I could buy a lifetime ad-free pass and be done with it tho...
THIS
I mean, this game I'm talking about also has a lifetime ad-free pass
...but it costs $40
I'd happily pay that for a Cells one. I've deffo had more entertainment / education than that π.
Far more worth it than the 5k DW purchase ...
I'd pay $10 just to play Cells tbh
I may or may not have been glazing Cells as a whole
Glazing?
Glazing is another term for "sugarcoating"
Honestly, I regret spending $6 on that other game
Kf has been outed 
Could've used it to buy more DW, lol
Quite rare, huh?
I just checked. For Cells for me 2k DW is Β£40, 5k DW is Β£79, normal monthly pass is Β£13. So $53, $104 and $17 respectively.
Gooblet?
Alternate Historian
Huh. You were showing as alternative historian before.
Same for me, lol
yes i do alternate history where a giant fish falls on belgium making Germany lose faster but the great depression doesn't happen
oh heh
my name's always been goob
How giant of a fish?
as big as Belgium
Cmon, the BF monthly pass is gonna disappear! The $2 1-month infinity pass is waiting, hehe~
That's.... insanely big
i failed physics so it doesn't cause a mass extinction
Oh, well that's something
I tend to think ... Price of a coffee is deffo fine for monthly patreons that I like. I'd prob think the same for a pass.
Just make your own coffee lol
I just tried to prevent Germany from going through belgium in ww1 without becoming allies so i just thought "block the land"...
"With a giant fish"
I can mind blast my coffee beans so that it turns into coffee right away
There's always a bigger fish!
noted noted, teach us your ways
But you can eat the fish so that it wouldn't block the land
Better Big Fish snip: #reality-anomalies message
Mind blasting is super simple. Those less intellectual living beings who go by the name "humans" call it... imagination
they eat it in the 20s after Germany loses
Reminds me of that old science fiction book, where God dies and his (giant) corpse ends up floating around the Atlantic.
LMAO WHAT
That's... quite the story!
But what happened after this God entity dies?
he floats around the atlantic
:D
...and what happened after that?
idk man
Ugh, go ask God or something! /j
I'm trying to find the name of the book. My google-fu is failing. I think it has Jehovah in the title ...
"God is dead... And he's floating around the atlantic"
β Friedrich Nietzsche
I'm amused by this result though
what even
WHO'S ASKING THESE QUESTIONS
Isn't that dude known for following existentialism?
....uhhhhhh
idk man all i know he's the emo kid of philosophy
The people who are waiting for God's corpse to land on Earth? (Preferably in the Atlantic Ocean)
I made some dude mad because I told him to stop spam-pinging a developer π
Towing Jehovah is a 1994 fantasy novel by American writer James K. Morrow, published by Harcourt Brace. The book is about the death of God and the subsequent towing of his body across the Atlantic Ocean. In 1995 it received the World Fantasy Award for best novel, with two additional best novel awards. It was followed by two sequels in 1996 and 1...
What happened to having basic decency...
James K. Morrow? Sounds familiar...
With the fishes ...

gulp
I was SO CLOSE
2 miles is a lil short tho
YHWH won't be too happy bout this, but what's he gonna do, come back to life?
-# ah, yes.
Maybe God is more condensed than a giant fish? Godly power and whatnot. Also fish probably absorb a lot of water, what with living in it.
I have to read ts
Hello
I play reality reboot
But are you constipated?
No
I bet eating some rotting god fishhhh would sort that out for you π.
Hmmmm.....
this can't be real
Welcome!
P.S. You've joined in the middle of a conversation about giant dead fish the size of Belgium. We're not normally this odd.
I enjoyed it π.
Heres an fun gift that i found:)
might honestly buy it
Did you find him in the game yet? He's there a few times ...
normally
we love archie

the day i start a normal conversation is the day hell freezes over
Well, considering my beliefs, I suppose that'll happen sooner or later π
Mineas 18:13
13 as Gliznorp was brought into the chamber of the Sharrosphere, the unholy region froze over
hell froze over time for a normal convo
Quite regularly, probably - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell%2C_Norway
Hell (Urban East Norwegian: [ΛhΙlΛ], TrΓΈndersk: [ΛheΚ]) is a village in StjΓΈrdal Municipality in TrΓΈndelag county, Norway. It is located in the western part of the municipality, about 3 kilometres (2 mi) south of the town of StjΓΈrdalshalsen. The 1.26-square-kilometre (310-acre) village has a population (2023) of 1,921 and a population d...
Hell (Norway) is very much frozen over
That's one way to start a normal conversation's topic
"yo chat let's go to hell it's pretty cool in there"
doesn't hell mean bright in many Germanic languages
Now if only the fishhhhh was in Norway, it would help with the logistics. Although less so with the desired alternate history π€.
Anyway, gotta go. Have fun!
cyaa
the chat must be revived
Chat is dead, and we have killed it ourselves π
Bye!
I'm really tired
As in like exhausted
I can't force myself to play Cells
Ugh no, that'll ruin my Circadian Rhythm
i only play it occasionally
then just take a nap
I play it daily lol
or lay down and think how you got here
That's still gonna ruin it, silly!
or make a phylogenetic tree
-# How did I get into my room?
Hell no
how you got to where you are in life :D
i do that when I'm tired
-# How did I get to C2S?
very calming
God I HATE phylogenetic trees
i LOVE phylogenetic trees
It's the main reason why I didn't pass my National Biology Olympiad smh
(deleted about 50% of human species)
"Pass" doesn't fit right tho
if only my country had one
and we aren't taught about evolution anyway
rip
hey guys can i change the research efficiency to percentage?

huh
i thought erectus was a separate thing and not an ancestor of sapiens
but im more than likely wrong
i thought there was some kinda split between ergaster and erectus
with the former being the sapien ancestor
and the latter being the...um...floriensis ancestor, maybe?
my knowledge is kinda outdated anyway
I recently started playing again after a break, how do I get these achievements?
i was playing with autoclickler and somehow this happened lol
un fullscreened just to show this
my menu is like half open for some reason
nothing a simple google search cant answer
phist
does anyone have tips for beginners for primary and exploration
I'm gonna brown
Hi Iβm gonna brown
Iβm Ketmay
/LIGHTHEARTED
/JOKING
(Okay, Iβll stop now.)
slash es ar as?
guys π
i wnna gamble a blue star so bad
?
"/srs" ?
Oh okay
And yes Iβm serious
Iβll stop with that joke now
Alrighty!
But seriously I hope you get better soon
Hi constipa-
Hehe, thanks!
There are no max level lol
You can just go up forever. But after 60 it just slow
Oh
Umm,then is there new stuff?
Like the upgrades we'll unlock
When we're at a certain level
Nothing for now..
is the music when you get first generator in cheese "humpen polka"??
That's what Shazam says.
Lots of the music is credited on the wiki (but not that one) - https://cell-to-singularity.fandom.com/wiki/Music
Ohh
I didnt even realise that they made the jukebox better
Right now, thereβs no augments or level rewards beyond level 62, but there are more reality engine upgrades, and youβll probably still have a few amphibian achievements
Should I play the lottery?
Yay
Darwinium and stuff
I havent played in a while and come back to see this are these permeant? or do they reset?
Theyβre permanent.
okay thank you!
First time I've gotten 3 from one basic geode...
Ye
What do you think guys will add Computer Lunch in game next time?
They say the Beyond finale is the next big update.
Idk,what can be new in beyond? In present is all universe. Posible to add new stars,or will add the multiverse,idk
There are at least a couple more things, but thatβs beta content.
Hmm,so you say will be great I guess? However I like everything in this game so I dont have preferences
I hope itβs good/great. When it eventually comes out, that is.
Mollusks
Can't wait to get MakeMake
If is a good and big update seems to be a long time to wait
That being said, itβll be said to see it end. When you work on/do big projects that are meant to have an ending, itβs all too easy to get caught up in the experience, and forget that eventually, you will hit said ending. And then when you do hit the ending, itβs like youβve entered limbo.
Nice job buddy!
Like, I completed the Beyond earlier this month, just before the reboot came out.
And my internal reaction, after amazement at my completion, was more or less:
βSoβ¦now what do I do?β
New species are welcome,but more about ai development(tech tree) will be more welcome. The Evolution seems to stoped to singularity
The civilization tree has plans to be expanded, but thatβs in the far future
For now, we must play the Waiting Gameβ’. For however long it lasts.
I am not dead
Is bad to be dar because are fans so excited and they will wait a long time but if takes a long time than will be an beautiful update because Lunch is planing somthing big
Correct, you are alive and better than anytime
Weβre probably not getting any massive updates in a while
Thatβs the thing about massive updates. They take a while, but when they come out, itβs like a small pocket of existence itself has just changed in the most magnificent of ways.
I think the devs are gonna try to go back to monthly updates
I take it these monthly updates wonβt be so large?
If arent already
Yeah like how they used to be
A beyond episode, a single age rework, a new generator branch
I guess that makes sense. Small, frequent updates, large, not-so-frequent updates.
Are there going to be any more updates for the beyond or is that it for now??
Itβs confirmed to end at 30
The episodes 29 and 30, currently only available in beta, will soon be released for everyone. Beyond that, we don't know.
Do we know when they're dropping?
Devs are thinking about whether or not to add prestige
Hmm, I guess I should say soon-ish π
They donβt want it to suck like in meso
Next year something
i remember after beyond 30 they said they are gonna implement more astronomy content in a different way
Oooooh ok looking forward to that
So I'm back after a LONG absence and I cannot figure out what this yellow arrow wants me to do. Can anyone help me out?
it wants you to click on the thing itβs pointing to
π I mean yes, but it takes me to the reality engine screen and there is no more guidance
Other than continuing to point to the same spot
And there is nothing to click I seem to have spent all the points?
Hmm. This may be a bug, I have seen someone else mention it before a week or so back. Try force-quitting Cells and relaunching, it may go away. Also check App Store in case there's an update
Perfect! It went away and the screen looks completely different. Thank you!
less go rank 65
You can do iiiiiit!
Ooo
The AI developments that existed in the last update arenβt there anymore, so I think theyβre watching the real world developments in AI in order to create a new post-singularity tree
I doubt that.. it's going to take time (years) for things to develop in RL, and I don't think the crash of the LLM bubble (which may happen next year) will make for good content
Itβs also going to take a while for them to update everything from the Scientific Revolution to the Emergent Age (maybe even updating the space age/Mars tree), so they have enough time to see how things turn out, even if itβs still ongoing when they get to that point
It isnβt inevitable for the AI bubble to crash, as developments in the technology could be used to replace more jobs and invest in better sources of energy. The companies are going to fail eventually, but whether this comes from a stock market crash or innovating so much that they get themselves into a dismal political situation is still undecided.
Dude, we are nowhere close to a singularity, and LLMs aren't AI, no matter how much hype companies like to talk. Even with what we have, LLMs are more of a curse than a benefit, and if CL is watching that whole area for progress.. well, they'll be waiting for decades, not years. "AI" as the term is commonly used in the present has it's use cases, but they're way smaller than, again, big companies like to hype up.. and.. well, it's a whole discussion.
we are very close to singularity. Some people reached it in like a minute
Sure it is, if you look at the finances. This bubble will pop, guaranteed. And LLMs replacing jobs.. it's not the discussion I want to get into here.
AI has been around for a long time...and in its simplest form, AI can be explained simply with two steps. It performs actions based on information you give it. That's it. That's AI at its absolute simplest. there are a LOT of things out there that have been around for a long time that have been technically performing AI related tasks, on much simpler levels
That too
AI terminology has become conflated with overly technical principles - similarly to how the ambiguity of "the cloud" gripped society for 10 years
aol mail was the cloud
"the cloud" in its simplest just means "stuff accessible from anywhere with an internet connection"
i work in IT and im constantly having to talk chief-level officers off the cliff of anxiety and worry because they overcomplicate things
the cloud and AI being the two biggest offenders, lol
we've had siri in our pockets for....15 years now? AI
february 2010 π
which version of iOS added it? I forget
so nearing 16 years
iphones yes. Siri.. I'd have to look it up
every morning my kids say "alexa, what's the weather today" so they know if they have to wear a jacket lol
Ok, iOS 5, which was 2011.. so earlier than I remembered
yes but im talking about raw siri
which became available as a dedicated app in february of 2010
apple acquired them later and integrated it at the OS level in 2011
ah ok
alexa is perfect example of AI. i ask it for information about the weather, its logic and decision trees instruct it to search for current weather patterns in my area and speak them back
perform a task with information you've been instructed to learn
remember, this is SIMPLEST form reality of what AI does. this is like having your toddler compose their first sentence that sorta makes sense
yes though I sure don't want Alexa bc I don't trust Amazon to misuse the info.. or for their LLM models to not be coaxed into exfiltration at some point
i dig it
I like to think of ML in general as "fancy pattern matching". Ofc it isn't as simple as that, but it kinda puts a border around what it can reasonably do. Sortof.
but if we all read what we agreed to when we signed up for gmail, facebook, or any other modern technical convenience, you'd be appalled at what liberties you've already agreed to forfeit
oh I know. though that only applies until it's actually tested in courts
Still, even if AI isnβt the best choice for performing certain jobs, companies will continue to push for it to replace workers. This will (and already is) create a feedback loop where more people are being laid off and replaced by AI, exacerbating unemployment and consolidating wealth in the hands of AI companies and their partners. The further development of the technology itself isnβt the pivotal development in this scenario so much as its adoption by companies, differentiating it from a crash scenario where slowing of technological development in AI causes these companies to crash. In that sense, the hype behind it is what makes it potent, not its actual potential. Whether itβs already in a state where that hype can be justified or is yet to reach it is what will determine whether a crash will happen, and thus far, itβs been largely successful in replacing workers. The more workers are replaced, the more unemployment and wealth inequality rises, causing the current economic system to be questioned and eventually challenged by those whoβve been left behind.
No, that's how how it's happening. Yes, large companies are indeed pushing for that, and the results (bad) speak for themselves. You can agree with the hype all you want, but there's a lot of "imaginary" money (based on crazy stock valuations) going around in circles in the top companies, but it's predicated on results and on a buildout that can't happen bc, for one thing, the literal energy to run them isn't there, and it's chasing future performance when actual performance of the LLMs themselves is plateauing. It's all a metaphorical "house of cards" and it WILL crash down as ALL bubbles do. What will remain will be the useful parts of ML, just as in the Internet crash 25 years ago. Tech can change but humans remain the same. And hype inevitably gives way to reality when the money train stops
Quick, CL, we need more content, STAT! The rabble are getting restless, they need entertainments! π
i gotta say AI has helped me on an administrative level alot with IT
LLMs aren't totally useless ofc, but they have been way overhyped, and are often confidently wrong
it obviously helps me troubleshoot some things (you have to know how to interact with things like chatgpt...it's not just mindlessly accepting what it says as the correct answer). It just cuts down my troubleshooting time significantly but when i need it to summarize a troubleshooting session and create technical documents and notes for documentation, it's HUGELY important for me at this point
Yep. In the hands of someone skilled, it has it's uses, for sure
It's very good at "fancy search and replace" which is what the use case you just described pepperjack, is an example of
I donβt agree with the hype, nor do I entirely agree with those who will (and already are) inevitably challenge the current economic system whether a crash happens or not (economic crashes tend to push political radicalization, and weβre already in an era of radical politics). Iβm talking from a speculative standpoint; Iβm not claiming to know what scenario will happen so much as Iβm trying to determine how these scenarios will affect society going forward. Also, the companies are more than aware of the energy problem, which is why I mentioned it as a key part of the non-crash scenario. Houses of cards are doomed to crash, the real question Iβm centering this around is WHEN itβll crash.
As to when it'll crash, it's interesting that when Nvidia had their recent earnings call, and they did much better than expected, their share value... fell. That's a crack in the bubble, right there. My sense is that it'll crash sometime next year. Ofc, predicting the future is easy, but being accurate, and especially when one is specific about details, is incredibly hard. So.. we'll see. Either way, we live through it. I am quite annoyed that it has made DDR5 prices skyrocket, for whatever that might be worth.
Ahhhh
Anyway, CL will add to Primary as they get to it. This time next year, I am guessing it'll be complete.
... at least up to the point where it was before the update, anyway.. they could perpetually add to it if they want, there's lots of design space, and it is the "spine" of the game, along with Reality Engine, so they kinda have to keep expanding it
woah whats going on here
That depends on what the Modern Garden ends up looking like, and if we get a space age/Mars update before an AI update
AI discussion, I guess.
It started out as "why AI isn't in Cells anymore"
#discussionsbelike
okay screw it, heres my take
If you ask me, a problem with using and integrating AI into things is how non-precise human society can be.
Sarcasm, innuendo, general metaphors-I feel like an AI would struggle with these, generally.
Leading to such problems as getting frustrated, saying "Kill me now...", and having an AI understand that that was not a homicidal request.
The human brain is a complex thing, and until we can figure out how to put it all into a machine, we're always gonna have problems.
okay im gonna stop now before i get too off-topic myself
Woo-hoo! Nice one!
Thank yoi
I can finally take a break from grinding the primary simulation and take a break and do the beyond now
Ah. In which case. The Devs said that they felt they weren't integrated into the story (lore) that the game has. And they want to do that.
Also, likely want to ensure that the rebalancing is right.
Interesting. And good. It'll be interesting to see where they take it. I also think they could do a lot with the space stuff, take it in interesting directions, since they are obviously fine with extrapolating from what's current. The game Beyond Earth (Civ spinoff) could be a lot of good inspiration there.
FWIW imo 'AI' as we have it can be useful. But it can be badly wrong.
The immediate risk - like with all tools - is when people use them without understanding them or thinking about it.
The broader risk is political and Imma not going to go into that.
What event's running atm anyway?
heh, I haven't started it either. Extinction is the current one I think
It is, and I just finished it. Yay.
Not going for Top 10 this event, then?
I never do.
To me, finishing the event is more important. Though top 10 would be nice.
(And yes, I know the advice.)
I think the Devs realise there is a lot of interest in future space content. Beyond doesn't lend itself to humans(etc)-in-space. But that bit of the tree does.
I have high hopes! Patient. High. Hopes. π.
Uh. This one takes me ... 5h. Will be less with Infinity pass. Hmm. Maybe start when I wake up on Monday? (About 9h before the end).
heh, playing it tight! You could! Makes sense given your time zone. I'll get it done tomorrow.
I think itβd be cool if they did something similar to mezosoic valley
Where you got a new thingy when you reach certain ranks
You mean Prestige levels?
I do like minimising my event play time.
I do like them, but I've done all of them quite a few times now ...
Especially as I didn't have the event-break I was expecting before The Reboot. And now I have a month of Infinity Pass ...
Well that to
But i was talking about how mezosoic valley had reptiles
You got a new reptile every 3 ranks untill a certain point
I think itβd be cool if the beyond has something like that
Heh. Yes, I wasn't expecting that month of IP either.. but it's nice. I might get creative with my autoclicker on Steam, I have ideas there.
Ah. Yes. Beyond explicitly feeding back into the primary tech tree is a good idea.
Also
Another idea i gave
Mesozoic valleyβs prestige system should give you something per prestige
Sure you get a boost with the rare and epic cards but it gets repetitive
Something should be added to the mezosoic valley or the primary simulation per prestige
That would make prestiging feel much better
I personally think the Devs are reducing the Meso prestige impact with e.g. the changes to multipliers. So players don't feel obliged to do it.
The Devs know lots of people disliked it. And now it's completely optional: the game doesn't drive you to it (after getting to level 50). Unless you want the Darwinium.
Well i still think itβd be special to add something for the people who work through all those prestiges
But if you want the Devs to see your suggestions: use the / suggest command in https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/751513380413505618
It might get mod-approved and end up in https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/511658545280712726
Darwinium?
If they put stuff dependent on prestiges that affected the primary sim it'd drive it back to bring 'mandatory'.
Just my thoughts though.
I was bored, so I thought I'd endulge myself in some sight-seeing in a trip down memory lane, finding some rather exotic sights
Well then.
Hi
I Saw more of those things tbh
Hi

Okay then.
Normal
Ok
Is Fungi worth it?
Idk
Cough
I like the recent big update, but it seems to have made the game a lot more resource heavy. On my (admittedly outdated) iPad, opening menus etc is slow, and watching a few ads makes it to be so slow that the game force closes. It was not so bad before the update.
Is resource heavy on devices that are new too.
Gg
Lower your graphics!
ββββββ
That's an interesting way to introduce yourself
Sephie, Kf? You guys on?
@shrewd rampart I thought your pfp was yi sang for a sec
That's pretty far for a guess
I meant hong lu πππ
The black hole
turing's ghost is broken i think
Let me check mine
It works for me!
...pardon me?
send the devs some money
With pleasure
Are you on a recent enough version of iPad OS that you have multitasking as an option? If so, try turning that off in the settings
is it possible to play the event f2p and still get everything>?
yes
it seems so incredibly slow
yeah they are
it's an idle game. inherently you either pay with time or money or both
I was getting to reset 4 and not once spending a single cube
Have you bought the BF sale pack yet?
Is neutrino expansion good ?
Definitely
It's a really good milestone that boosts progression by a ton
top one
yes
Nice!
Thanks
I usually buy the additive upgrade with the least amount of boost bought and/or the one with the highest boost per upgrade.
Does anyone know why I can't watch ads
You have ads blocked via DNS or other settings, that's why. Or your device can't see the internet
If your adblocker is via DNS, yes. I don't think your safari adblocker will matter unless you are accessing Cells via Web and not the app
Every day there are players who lose all of their progress in their game. Weeks, months or even years of progress get lost because their phone broke, because they loaded an alpha/beta game to the main game (Pre-expansion), because they clear their cookies and browser storage of the web version of Cells, because of a game bug or because their disk/ssd/flash storage got corrupted. Do not let this happen to you.
Cell to Singularity got a nice solution to prevent you from losing your game which is the Crossplatform Save feature. This stores your game progress safely to the Cell to Singularity cloud server. This works besides your local saves.
To use it, open the game menu β°, click Save manager, and go to the Crossplatform save feature. Create an account there. Verify the code you get in your e-mail and save your game.
Now go back here every day to save your game. You do this manually.
Click the image and make it large to see step-by-step instructions. As bonus, you can use this feature to transfer your game progress between devices. So you can save your game on your phone and continue playing in the PC/Steam of browser version of the game.
For advanced users: On Windows your savegames are located in the folder: "C:\Users(Your user name)\AppData\LocalLow\Computer Lunch". You can copy the entire folder to make an additional backup.
Tried that, but it doesn't seem to help much
Also, I am hearing ads start playing in the background after it is closed...
Which version of iPadOS are you using? Which iPad do you have?
Hi Sephie, hi boss!
