💬-cells-chat

[amber canyon]

I know!

[crisp mantle]

and ranking up your best generators

[crisp basalt]

Its so long omg

[amber canyon]

I've been saving up Logits, Darwinium and Black Holes since forever (it feels like) ... Since I finished Beyond E28 anyway.

[crisp mantle]

i barely even bother with the logits tbh

i literally forget they exist like every 2 days

and then i remember them like 3 days later

[crisp basalt]

I hope that the devs will make a "comeback" in previous episodes to add more stuff and add more logits stuff for beyond

[crisp mantle]

yeah

maybe even new episodes that you unlock by prestige

[crisp basalt]

Wdym

[crisp mantle]

like not just that obviously

also in previous pre prestige

[crisp mantle]

once they release prestige

in beyond

[crisp basalt]

My english isn't really good sorry 😭

[crisp basalt]

Can u give a synonym of prestige

[crisp mantle]

well its like resetting your progress in the simulation

atleast thats what it means in cell to singularity

[crisp basalt]

Ooh

[crisp mantle]

mesozoic valley has it

the dinosaurs get reset when you prestige

but you get a good trait

that doesnt disappear when you prestige

[amber canyon]

A month or so ago the Devs asked for ideas for Beyond's 'prestige'. Feel free to go to the Semblance channel and use / suggest 🤷.

[crisp mantle]

i did before

[crisp basalt]

I just don't want them to do an episode about multiverse or other stuff ending by verse

[crisp mantle]

i suggested making different prestige options

like different ways of the universe ending

and you get to choose which

and depending on which you choose

it gives you a specific boost

that lasts forever

[amber canyon]

These message and the one after it are my thoughts atm - #💬-cells-chat message

[crisp mantle]

dude i swear i just saw a fish with like different colored squares on it but i accidentally clicked it and it fixed itself

[junior verge]

Ok I realized I DID have the latest update installed I’m just unlucky and haven’t found a glitch yet 😭

[crisp mantle]

hmm

seems fine to me

[amber canyon]

This sort of coloured squares? #💬-cells-chat message

[crisp mantle]

yes

but on a fish model

this just happened infront of my own eyes

[amber canyon]

Hmm ... So we've seen:
A) ||Textures in and around the primary tech tree, and on (now) multiple objects in several gardens||
B) ||Text glitches out in the tech tree with messages hidden behind it||.
C) ||Green and pink grids A1-J10.||
D) ||Models replaced by white meshes in the gardens||.
E) ||A big yellow pixelated undulating thing||.
F) ||The cells social messages||.
G) ||Blue boxy things||.

[crisp mantle]

hopefully thats just snow with lemonade in it

[inner tapir]

just a note, for item E, it wasn't a grid...it actually looked like a big blanket. not entirely flat geometry either, like an aerial view of a yellowed texture with less variation in polygon height. slight terrain changes but nothing major

just trying to be as descriptive as possible lol

[inner tapir]

dont eat the yellow snow!

oh and my doughnut earth earlier turned pink wireframe donut

[crisp mantle]

dude my simulation is getting more and more corrupted as i stay in the land garden this is some arg type shi

[inner tapir]

in the society garden, do you guys have an empty land island with images of animals/life?

[crisp mantle]

oh and everything just went back to normal

[crisp mantle]

no

also i forgot to screenshot but i saw a tree with both green purple and blue on it (the usual glitch colors)

[crisp basalt]

Why is y'all garden getting glitchy

Mines totally normal

[amber canyon]

Is this red is different from yours?
#💬-cells-chat message

#💬-cells-chat message

[crisp mantle]

not really

[inner tapir]

anytime i try to screen grab this game, the colors get super bright and washed and you can barely see anything

any ideas?

whether i use printscreen or snip tool

[amber canyon]

The ||Nazca line|| augmentation?

[crisp mantle]

imagine if someone gets a fake simulation crash message from when you get the singularity for the first time that would be evil bro

[crisp mantle]

im guessing thats normal

[inner tapir]

guess i never noticed it

[crisp mantle]

ever since stuff suddenly went back to normal nothing else has happened at all

[sonic holly]

Something is not right...

[crisp mantle]

cmon guys stop putting chemicals in the water

[amber canyon]

Ivor the Mastermind was the first person yo mention glitches - #💬-cells-chat message

[amber canyon]

That's you that's been putting the letters in? Whenever Sampe puts the Semblance wotsit in?

[strange lark]

bro the heck they are doing now

this looks pretty cool

and all

[crisp mantle]

tbh i wonder if glitches are present in the beyond garden

probably arent but it would be cool

[primal stump]

maybe it's a code

For each glitch discovered, I am placing a mesh of a regular polygon, that's all, hahaha

[crisp mantle]

why did kf get muted

what did he do

dude i told you to stop putting chemicals in the water

now look at what you did

[gray yew]

I read that as the toothpaste augmentation

[crisp mantle]

???

how

[gray yew]

Your username was near the spoilered bit

[crisp mantle]

oh

[strange lark]

the world is being deleted and the animals are just chill like that 😎

[gray yew]

The rhinos eat crystals now

sniff

They evolve so fast…

[crisp mantle]

either that or people are just putting too many chemicals in the water

which is clearly the more realistic theory

trust me dude

i did the science

[gray yew]

I mean it’s not like they understand the concept of nuclear waste

[crisp mantle]

yeah

[gray yew]

Does semblance have a nuclear facility under the gardens?

That would explain the dodos…

[crisp mantle]

possibly

i mean where else does she get her power supply for the simulation

[strange lark]

hell yes i would trust a person named toothpaste each and every day

[crisp mantle]

you wont regret it

[gray yew]

But srsly imagine a toothpaste augmentation

[crisp mantle]

what would that be like

[gray yew]

Some guy brushing his teeths

With ancient toothpaste

[crisp mantle]

or once the new modern civilization garden comes out there just a toothpaste package somewhere

[strange lark]

something something breaking bad

[crisp mantle]

seems fine

must have been the wind

or some stray solar rays messing with the computer

[candid hornet]

just wanted to post that

[gray yew]

los hermanos rinoceronte

[crisp mantle]

lemme lowk try restarting the game and see if glitches appear more

[candid hornet]

or maybe running it idle

[crisp mantle]

that works too

well it did work once

so of course it does

[gray yew]

Ya think the glitches will appear more often as we get closer to the update?

[crisp mantle]

thats what im thinking

guys

petition for a fake simulation crash screen when the update releases

[primal stump]

@amber canyon you are no longer muted

[crisp mantle]

and it crashes everyones game after it

forcing you to get the update

or something

to reboot the simulation

[gray yew]

Sounds a bit forceful

Hell imagine if the music glitched as well

[candid hornet]

New soundtrack

would be cool if it's all glitchy

[crisp mantle]

or you could make all the animals have blood dripping from their eye with red pupils and the music is reversed

trust

[cyan bluff]

I haven't seen a single glitch yet that ppl are talking about in game 🤔

[candid hornet]

No it's more about the alerts and such semblance is giving

we're speculating about what would be the end result of that

[crisp mantle]

yeah

[gray yew]

That’s a bit much.

[candid hornet]

or the srpites inside out

[crisp mantle]

its a joke

[candid hornet]

*sprites

[cyan bluff]

yeah I'm following that but the other glitches

[gray yew]

Ok but it just wasn’t very clear
I have a tone indicator guide in my profile if you wanna learn about em

[crisp mantle]

nah i dont need them

most of the time the jokes i make are pretty obvious

i mean there is no way that would actually be added

so like

also its a joke reference to sonic exe

[candid hornet]

true

[inner tapir]

yep just got the new in game semblance mssage

[gray yew]

K I guess

[gray yew]

Ye

[worthy tulip]

Feels like the update will be new event that overwrite the old schedule

[cyan bluff]

oh ok. just went back through the gardens. I see now.

[inner tapir]

question: in your guys' terminus chamber, do you still have 3 floating orange orbs despite having everything else done?

[amber canyon]

Hi guys! Back! I won't do that again (trying to post a whole load of links to the posts with letters against them).

[crisp mantle]

oh

[crisp mantle]

yes

everyone does

[inner tapir]

just making sure

[crisp mantle]

they were supposed to be teasers for new glasses before they decided to do the reality reboot i think

now they are useless

[amber canyon]

Updating this theory to add that the letters are part of the code. Maybe some sent by Semblance, some by the Adversary.

#💬-cells-chat message

(Now finishing shopping)

[gray yew]

The Adversary…that’s a new one.

[amber canyon]

I was hoping to invoke religious vibes - it is (was?) used to refer to the devil. Y'know when you weren't allowed to say Sampe's his name in case you drew his attention to you.

[gray yew]

Huh. I see.

[candid hornet]

fixed for beta

[gray yew]

got the new message too

i just like the darwinium

[left grotto]

so, I'm missing a Series I enhancement despite functionally maxing out Beyond for the time being

it's not like it's gonna be useful to me

but it annoys me that it's not there

red dwarf farming time

[tawny heath]

The “glitches” are slowly becoming worse and worse

[tawny heath]

The glitch texture is a grid 10x10 where it’s from a1-j10

[candid hornet]

didn't even know about those, they're alpha only

[tawny heath]

The glitches are in the base game

[candid hornet]

yeah not beta otherwise I'd seen them

[strange lark]

Plot twist: the game is actually broken

[gray yew]

Something big is happening to the simulation. If these glitches get worse at this rate, we'll all end up playing RAID: Shadow Legends by the end of the week.

(/lighthearted
/joking)

[vital tinsel]

Same happened to me 😂

[night crag]

i havent played in a bit and decided to screw it and install c2s on my laptop because my laptop could do with a couple more games since its not very powerful so a good amount of my collection cant be played on it

[inner tapir]

And if you sign up using the link in my bio, you'll get a hundred quadrillion silver for free! But wait, there's more!

[gray yew]

lol

[lament silo]

#🗣-cells-socials is when you know devs are leaking content about the update but can't prove it yet

[amber canyon]

I just got the red/blue/yellow in the Land Garden.

[gray yew]

#primarycoloursrepresent

[amber canyon]

I thought I was gonna have fireworks in Meso ... After this lots of little dots sparkled all over it. Meso looked normal when I got to it though.

[gray yew]

It’d be cool if stuff started appearing in the wrong gardens

Like imagine you’re in the beyond, way out in space, and all of a sudden

ARCHIE

[mild furnace]

im excited

this is probably leading up to the reality reboot

since the engine is glitching so much it needs to be reboot

its definitely coming out this week or weekend

[strange lark]

Yeah probably
I just hope they are not releasing a buggy mess

[candid hornet]

"It's not a bug, it's a feature of the update"

[mild furnace]

they obv wont

theyve been working on it for a very long time

[junior verge]

That’s smart af

[strange lark]

Id assume it but you can never really be sure

[wary pasture]

Their not, I’ve played the beta it only has incredibly minor issues that don’t negatively impact gameplay

[wraith terrace]

Look at the news- should be clear the "glitches" are intentional

Though I only got the one I posted earlier 😔

[amber canyon]

Seems to be one of the rarest though!

You'll get more, I'm sure. Mine started off slow.

[wraith terrace]

Hm, I'm guessing it'll be over by the end if the week

[gray yew]

That or thereabout.

[tender whale]

Does anyone know of any codeS?

[candid hornet]

go to semblance and type /codes

@tender whale

[proud berry]

Simulation stability: Critical.

[sturdy folio]

Thanks for the boost

[gray yew]

Helpful innit
(/lighthearted
/joking)

[sturdy folio]

Is this fr or is my game glitching again?

@gray yew

[gray yew]

It’s not a glitch

The devs like to put in lil gags and stuff in events

Just wait until the math event comes round again
It’s the square root of punnage in there, sometimes

[jade bone]

What's happening to semblance?

Like why are there alerts and stuff

[amber canyon]

We think the alerts and glitchy stuff in the primary sim are teasers/hype for the Reality Reboot update.

[jade bone]

Ohhh ok

That makes sense

[gloomy fox]

do any of the exploration event's nodes shapes create a shape? i know the music's is in the shape of a treble clef, but are there any more?

[gray yew]

Somehow it reminds me of club penguin.

[gray yew]

The fungus event kinda resembles a mycelial root network.

And AI looks like a metabit.

Tea like an actual tree, I guess.

[past pond]

Sorry if this is a stupid question but will the dodo event ever come back

I like to 100% games and the dodo event has a trophy that i need

[proud berry]

Every year.

[past pond]

Ok thank you

I thought i was abt to have 1 slot missing

[cloud creek]

Bruh

this game has instilled within me a love of learning i never had before

this is extraordinarily peak

💞

[proper lotus]

every star is binary now

[gray yew]

It gud innit

Whenever I enter the beyond, Semblance (at the furthest right) goes magenta for a second. I think that's another "glitch".

[gray yew]

i see

[shrewd rampart]

wait what

augh forget abt it im sill at E21

[warm lodge]

Get rich sleeping.

[shrewd rampart]

why is tat not responding

[fluid delta]

who?

[mild furnace]

unfortunately

it has cancer

[past pond]

I have found 2 more glitches just now

[native cargo]

The beyond is so damn peak

[native cargo]

I dunno if this was already posted, but I just got this

[finite plank]

My metabits seem to be moving extremely slow. I’m on simulation 6, do I need to just keep restarting? I have 7trillion and it’s only moving 120m/seconds. Any suggestions or just patience?

[proud berry]

It gets worse.

Far worse.

Based on the rate of the glitches' appearances, I estimate that the simulation will cease normal function by the end of the month.

However, they seem to be appearing exponentially faster, which may push that deadline forward to within the next two weeks.

[past pond]

Tbh i cant wait to join in one day and see everything glitchy

[acoustic thicket]

Wait what's going on?

[native cargo]

Devs are making fake glitches as teasers for the new reboot

I got one

[acoustic thicket]

Cool.

[past pond]

I got like 8

[karmic quest]

I got a bunch of things in the idea garden turned green.

[inner tapir]

i hope they're all reading this chat and high fiving behind the scenes at how excited and giddy we all have been

[past pond]

Lol thats funny to think about

[prime vale]

wait i wasnt playing the main game for about 2 weeks

why are things glitched

nvm theres like news from semblance and theres news with like "ERROR"

it prob happens cuz reality reboot soon

[faint oar]

Wsp chat

[prime vale]

[proper lotus]

so bright

[terse vigil]

two more episodes until i finish all* of the beyond...

-# "all" is subjective, i still need to unlock a dozen more constellations

[tepid brook]

I finnaly got to my 1st 50th extinction
So how does the prestige thing work
Is it like a 100% reset with like its own buffs or smth

Or does the cards n blue thingys n stuff are still kept

[karmic quest]

You keep the silver and gold cards, but yeah. 100% reset with buffs. Better generation from each dino, slightly better blue stuff rewards from the stones.

Also- congrats!! I know that takes a while, especially if you wait to get the geode for collecting the certain amount of bits quest.

[tawny heath]

I feel like the glitches can either only happen once to a person or each time you log in there’s a small chance because I have only gotten them once

[amber canyon]

Thank you for pointing out the glitches you saw in game btw. You were the first here to point them out and we've had fun looking for them.

[amber canyon]

I can't remember seeing the exact same glitch again (e.g. effect - colour palette - thing affected).

They does seem to be periods when not much is happening, then there'll be a flurry.

[wraith terrace]

In that case- log in the same time I do. I only got one glitch. Maybe my game is bugged, as it's lacking bugs

[amber canyon]

Right. I have a bit of time before work to start thinking about the potential code ...

[hardy elm]

Where did my constellations go?

[amber canyon]

Beta? You need the update - #🧾-beta-patch-notes message

[icy leaf]

pain without boosts

[terse vigil]

tomorrow i'll have my pal fill in the last star

one down, two to go

starting with meso...

without new episodes (for quite some time) i'll have to endure the process of
-# ||buying a couple thousand dinosaurs and drop a rock of comparable size to a city on their homeland ~350 more times||

[amber canyon]

Only 350 more times? Pffrrrt. Amateur! 😜

[rugged stone]

Can i use same account for pc and mobile?

[prime vale]

why not

also where did tree-contest thing go

[amber canyon]

Yes. You'll want to create a Cells account though. This will allow you to move your save file between devices. This has to be done manually through the in game Save Manager.

[rugged stone]

Oh so i create account using email?

[wraith terrace]

Not remotely that size. Current theory has it that the impactor was about 14km in diameter, which is very huge for a meteor. The moon is more than 230 times bigger than that, 3.474km in diameter

[terse vigil]

thanks, new knowledge acquired

[scarlet sand]

Ummm,long time no see I guess,too busy these days,btw how's the like update going, it's like hot these days

Very much news in game or in the disord,and btw what will happen if we don't get the neutrino expansion rn, we can't get the like ×2 like crystal thing or what?

[amber canyon]

Best ask in https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/545344551095894028 about the ||Neutrino Expansion cosmetic||.

[scarlet sand]

Umm, what's that actually

[amber canyon]

(and about how the update's going too - we know we're getting teasers for the Reality Reboot in-game and e.g. https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/706102474821468182 ) but we don't know any detail (just what's here - https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/810838794890379274 )

[scarlet sand]

Umm

Then can i get that by turning my date to 2099?💀💀💀

In order to get nurtino expansion

[amber canyon]

Sorry, was trying to answer this:
... Btw what will happen if we don't get the neutrino expansion rn, we can't get the like ×2 like crystal thing or what?

What did you mean if not what I said?

[amber canyon]

No idea. I know doing that'll likely get you permanently out in the cheaters division for Events though.

[strange lark]

Oh yeah it vanished

[scarlet sand]

I mean the you know the legacy crystal or smth like that

[scarlet sand]

Id really remember the name

And I'm too lazy to search in the dev diary again lol

[junior verge]

Where you can start Primary completely from scratch?

[amber canyon]

Oh! The Legacy Protocol? Last we heard it wasn't a ||permanent X2 boost||, it was a ||3 day infinity pass||.

And nothing to do with ||Neutrino Expansion|| afaik - the dev diary mentions ||needing Martian cities nodes|| to get it.

[junior verge]

Interesting that I haven’t seen people discuss it much

Is everyone going to do it? Seems pointless not to

I will enjoy going through primary again slowly reading every card for the first time in years

[scarlet sand]

Ohĥhhh, exactly,thank you very muchhhh

But why it's a 3 day pass tho, isn't it like permanent ×2 boost,like last time i saw in dev diary or anything

[junior verge]

Oh I didn’t read that right, no x2 boost, really

Interesting

[amber canyon]

The issues are (afaik):
A) ||semi-worthless|| reward
B) you have to get to ||level 50 in the update before you can do it||. So that involves ||playing through those levels twice||.
C) (possibly) you lose ||things you've spent Darwinium on (quite a lot of it), and don't get the Darwinium back||. ||Could be a bug, idk||.

[scarlet sand]

Umm, what's afaik tho

[amber canyon]

Don't know. Is just what I've seen in https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/545344551095894028

Really, you're best off asking there 🙂.

[amber canyon]

As far as I know.

[scarlet sand]

Ohh, still thanks tho

When U clicked in I feel like I'm a like ancestors from 100 years ago in the game💀💀💀 the content and like the overview become so like mordern or smth

[junior verge]

Yeah I didn’t realize that the ||x2 boost|| might not be a thing! But isn’t it the case that one would be ||level 50|| already as soon as the update arrives? Idk, I guess I’ll wait and see exactly how it’s integrated. The things you spend Darwinium on are only augmentations, right? But yeah these are some really good points to consider, wasn’t aware

[amber canyon]

There'll be some sort of ||carrying over of e.g. metabits (with conversion), logit and Darwinium purchases||; but not ||level||.

It might be ||'easy' to get to new level 50 with that headstart||; but ||choosing to do it again without the metabit-conversion boost? Idk ... ||.

[junior verge]

Very interesting, hopefully they give some bigger incentive to do it, or just scrap it altogether. Good to see that much of the progress will be maintained in some way. Will be interesting to see how the level system works too. Very excited personally

[mellow carbon]

It will be curious to see how it plays out. resetting progress to get a 3 day pass is a really weak reward for people that have been playing for years. 2x reward (proposed in the original dev post) would be effectively mandatory.

[amber canyon]

Yeah. I think there is valid concern about new / future new players though. Forever locked out of it. D'know what the answer is though.

"You can please some of the people all of the time, you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all of the people all of the time”.
(Idk who said this)

[lament silo]

Why the game is so glitchy

[prime vale]

devs are making the game glitchy (like green models, corrupted text) cuz reality reboot is coming

and its coming very soon probably

almost half of november has passed

so its very soon

how is the song called when u buy a generator in philosophy event for first time?

i like it and want to listen to it

[amber canyon]

Approaching — Diego Martinez

(From the wiki - https://cell-to-singularity.fandom.com/wiki/Music?so=search )

[prime vale]

ty

[desert coral]

Whats going on here?

[wraith terrace]

Coooool

That's a glitch, has to do with the approaching updatr

Two different ones in one go

[desert coral]

Ooh

[amber canyon]

I've not seen any glitches today ☹️. I did have more than my fair share yesterday though 😁.

[gray yew]

Didn’t see any yesterday

[dull pecan]

Should I upgrade these or not?

[amber canyon]

Up to you.

For efficiency: compare how much stardust they currently generate compared to your total generation. Ranking triples the stardust produced.

You might find that sort of comparison easier if you switch to Scientific notation.

[dull pecan]

And how to do that?

[amber canyon]

The in-game menu (3 horizontal bars at top right).

[junior verge]

I finally got my first glitches last night, a ton of them in the “land”(?) garden

Just some wireframe animals and weird colored landscape elements but still, can rest happy now lol

[dull pecan]

Thanks

[worldly folio]

Hi

[amber canyon]

Hi again 🙂

[bold star]

Rainbow River

[sullen hill]

I've a question: Why do the exploration events return to primary simulation automatically even if I've internet? It happened now. If this is a new bug, please fix it now

[fluid delta]

That only happens if you close the game (not just minimize it on PC, or switch apps on mobile/tablet)

[sullen hill]

Why can't I re-enter in game after being in another app?

[fluid delta]

you can

but if you are on mobile, maybe you have things set up so that it closes Cells instead?

(maybe low-power mode would do this too, not sure)

.. what’s your current battery %?

[compact thicket]

whats up with semblance?

and what the HELL is tryin to constrict my simulation

[amber canyon]

I saw a more subtle teaser-glitch - first time I saw the ||white mesh effect|| in the tech tree.

Maybe its very close? Nah, I'm still betting on as the Extinction event finishes.

[flat nebula]

Hey so I saw a glitch where the names of some nodes were turned into green squares for a few seconds, I should assume that is intended right

[fluid delta]

Yes, all of this is intended, as are the similarly affected posts on eX-Twitter by Computer Lunch

[junior verge]

Is the event calendar type post a regular thing? If not I think it’s reasonable to assume it will arrive around the time of last event

Which is yeah the extinction event

[fluid delta]

it seems to be a regular thing, yeah

[amber canyon]

I think it's posted on twitter or Instagram or something? I see people (Ketmay usually) repost it here (or Reddit when I have it installed) sometimes.

[clever vault]

the last time I checked the reality engine, there was some information about the upcomming update and some extra reset option to gain a boost (off 100-200%?), its now gone.

Whats the deal, as in gone or will be replaced or....?

[fluid delta]

we don't know, other than that the reality engine revamp is imminent.. or at least very likely to be early next month

as to the reward for the reset thing ("legacy protocol"), we also don't know for sure

[amber canyon]

Discussed earlier today - is generally the spoilers posts from here #💬-cells-chat message

[clever vault]

I mean why remove the information that was already ingame.

[fluid delta]

it's part of the theme around the revamp

(if you mean the stuff in "news" in game)

[amber canyon]

Because we shouldn't be spoiling things? And there 's a whole separate channel for beta chat?

[clever vault]

was trying to double check eveything

no inside the reality engine itself

[fluid delta]

as to inside RE itself, that hasn't changed

[clever vault]

there was an clicky, where it said, if you you have to following conditions, you can completly reset the eninge (aka start over) when the update arrives.

[amber canyon]

I think if you're talking about in game you're on beta - in which case https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/545344551095894028

[clever vault]

never been in beta

[fluid delta]

share your reality engine screen. We can tell from that

[clever vault]

was around the marked area where I saw some extra info/clicky before.

almost certain it was above, that part could be mistaken

[fluid delta]

that not beta, you're right. I've never seen the clicky thing you refer to though, but I know a similar thing apparently is there in beta.. you can go to #📓-dev-diary and see an example

[amber canyon]

Okay, you're not in beta. On mine it used to say something like REALITY REBOOT COMING SOON there. Never saw anything about the doubling (that was in a Dev diary).

Maybe I never tried clicking it though?

[clever vault]

it said something about having martian city instad of level 50 for the same X2 boost (legacy boost?0

[fluid delta]

that sure sounds like the "legacy protocol" thing in the beta. It's possible it showed it as an actual bug (instead of the thematic "glitches" we've been getting lately).

[clever vault]

I saw it over a month ago

[fluid delta]

then it's even more likely that it was a bug.

bc that is a thing in beta but NOT in live

[clever vault]

weird bug, couldn't use it it also said I should wait for update, so would be a weird bug to give that kind of info

[fluid delta]

software is hard. don't worry about it. you now know what it is/was.

[clever vault]

I was/am kinda spooked, did I miss a toggle

[fluid delta]

you did not

seriously, this is a beta thing you're talking about.

You will see it or something like it in live, once the revamp drops in a few weeks

[clever vault]

as in if tomorrow is the update (due to event switch....), and you should've checked it before update, but oubt that, but wanted to double check ingame, hence me asking.

[fluid delta]

the update won't be tomorrow

best guess is very early december, or possibly mid-december.

so enjoy the story/glitches/wierd mails. All part of the fun 🙂

[amber canyon]

The 'Coming soon' thing (that went at the Dodo update?) could have said something like the attached (from the Aug dev diary) if you clicked on it?

[clever vault]

that shows the new version, there was also a version that you need something like martian city + xxxxx for non-beta players to start with legacy right of the start of update, without the other req of levle 50

[fluid delta]

nope. there was nothing like that for non-beta

[clever vault]

am I really having a mind-fart?

[fluid delta]

yes. i think you are

the martian city thing (reaching that point in Primary, which is to say: have done all the ideas part in Primary) is part of Legacy Protocol requirements, as mentioned in the dev post. Same with lvl 50 req

[amber canyon]

I never saw that. But I'm not all-seeing!

[clever vault]

....... I feel........ ugh

[fluid delta]

heh. no worries. we all have those moments sometime

life gets busy, you probably misremembered something

[amber canyon]

I know some people interpreted it as having level 50+ in the current version? (In the thing in the 3 bar menu). Maybe that's it?

[fluid delta]

the only time it was ever mentioned was in the dev-diary or related beta content

... unless you're talking about people in this channel discussing it a few weeks back or whatever, that happened. but it was always referring to the beta stuff

(and you and I were part of that, so.. 🙂 )

[clever vault]

nah not pointing out to other people, just what I thought I saw.

[amber canyon]

Also, there could've been all sorts said on Twitter or TikTok without me knowing. The end of the world could be announced over there and I wouldn't find out for months.

[clever vault]

not that either, was something inside main game, haven't checked RE in over a month, found getting to the last upgrade bit too much of a chore, and hoped for an earlier update so kinda skipped it.

[amber canyon]

I'm out of ideas then, sorry!

[clever vault]

I wonder how fast you can get to that "level50" the moment the update hits...

[fluid delta]

we will find out. maybe very quickly, depending on how they handle metabits

[amber canyon]

No idea - you could ask in https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/545344551095894028 - they're more likely to know than us.

[fluid delta]

maybe they'll just effectively import your existing level

(that's my assumption; maybe I'm wrong)

[amber canyon]

Very much doubt that. For ||reasons||. Could be wrong though!

[fluid delta]

idk.. i've avoided looking in beta-chat so I could easily be wrong, but whatever metabits convert to, either way, existing progress is presumably reflected somehow, and therefore levels would be to? idk. part of the fun to wait and see. we'll know soon

[amber canyon]

(unless you mean ||porting over some converted amount of metabits|| ||would effectively get you there immediately||). Which might happen? Maybe?

[fluid delta]

yeah that's what I think I mean. Or at least I half-expect that.

[amber canyon]

Guess we'll find out!

I'm wondering if I'll have researched 200 gazillion metabits by the update. Just 'cos.

[junior verge]

Tbh I kinda hope they give us a good reason to start from scratch so I have an excuse

[fluid delta]

heh, you have almost exactly 2x what I have. I'm at 100.3...

[grizzled trail]

Wouldn’t be cool if they add some new music to the game? I really like the Hebrides Ouverture by Felix Mendelssohn (Fingal’s cave)

[amber canyon]

Would a ||3 day infinity pass|| and a ||limited edition cosmetic|| be enough?

[fluid delta]

I think that's the whole idea of the "legacy protocol" bit. But the "good reason" is a bit of a point of contention rn, the original benefit as shown in the dev diary seemed like it would be that

[junior verge]

Hmmmm, maybe the cosmetic, ngl 😆

[junior verge]

Yeah the original idea would definitely be more than enough for me

[fluid delta]

cosmetic rewards don't do it for me.. unless it's in an MMO where there's other people, that is 🙂

[fluid delta]

me too. hopefully they go with that or something the same magnitude, on release

[junior verge]

I’m a bit of a completionist so it’d be a decent incentive for me

[crisp basalt]

Hi guys

[fluid delta]

Hi!

[clever vault]

hey

[amber canyon]

In which case you might ||want to|| ||try hard|| ||to get Neutrino Expansion|| ||before you update|| ||(maybe, it's hard to tell if needed before or not)||.

[junior verge]

Yeah hopefully they still have an equivalent or even the exact upgrade unchanged 😭 would be a bit sad

Still looking unlikely as ever that I’ll get it

[strange lark]

Bro speaking in spoilers like this is the scp foundation
/j

[fluid delta]

is the what?

[strange lark]

Oh you wouldnt get

Dont worry

[gray yew]

its getting closer

[fluid delta]

yup

[amber canyon]

||Sssssshhhhhhh|| 👀.

[clear crow]

#nostalgia

primary simulation died for me after rank 5.

I’m certain this is related to Reality Reboot… what else would it be ?

I hope it will release soon. Any dates so far?

[fluid delta]

no dates, just the various teases. Likely beginning of next month or if not, very soon after

[clear crow]

🙏

I wanted to go on beta but after what I’ve seen there, I’ll pass

Don’t wanna lose my progress. And I’m also on iPhone

[fluid delta]

they wouldn't be doing what they're doing if it wasn't dropping in a few weeks

[clear crow]

Mayhaps…

Semblance should release it now

[fluid delta]

so barring some major bug or the like (and there are bugs), we should be getting it before long

[junior verge]

Yeah, slowly climbing through it, waiting to unlock echolocation, all a distant memory now

[clear crow]

Real…

Ah… struggling for echolocation…

Memories….

Oh Welp. Till then I have Beyond. And ||Nebulas|| at the moment.

I wanna unlock ||Laniakea|| now ! 😠

[tawny heath]

Some “glitches “!

[amber canyon]

Nice! I've been wondering if the grid would be yellow if near the bird area (as the text-glitchy stuff seems to be).

So far though, only 2 colours of grid' green and magenta/purple. Afaik anyway.

[wraith terrace]

So, 5th message from semblance. That's 5 Darw... Let's see if we get a nice round number.

[amber canyon]

Hmm ... So something has changed about the posts with teaser-glitch snips. Anyone else noticed? Should we be doing something different?

[wraith terrace]

Hu? Wdym?

[amber canyon]

Non-beta spoilers ahead (maybe): Previously ||Sampe was adding a Semblance emote|| and ||ion drive (mainly) was adding a letter||.

[lament silo]

It's 17 November

[wraith terrace]

Remember, remember, 17th of November

[tawny heath]

A glitch I found on Reddit, isn’t it like some sort of tiling pattern that never repeats?

Another one

[amber canyon]

Penrose(?) tiling? Idk. Looks themed like this one I got though - #💬-cells-chat message

[hollow otter]

Hey everyone! I’m a bit stuck with my Cells to Singularity completion percentage. And I was hoping someone could help me. I have everything unlocked in the game: all Reality Engine items, all visible techs, and all achievements except for two secret achievements. Despite that, my completion is still stuck at 99%, and I can’t figure out what I’m missing. Has anyone else run into this? Could it be a bug, or is there something subtle I might have overlooked? Any guidance would be really appreciated!

[fluid delta]

Why do you think it's that specific date?

[lament silo]

#🗣-cells-socials message

The glitches begin at 17 November

[fluid delta]

That says nothing about the Revamp being 17-November

And if it was 17 Nov, the intensity of the distortions wouldn't keep ramping up after that

[amber canyon]

It's likely the two secret achievements you're missing.

We have some ideas for other things (not got every single Beyond/Meso trait; augmentation console buys) but we don't really know.

[fluid delta]

No, I think it'll be early december, and there'll be some kind of phase change and that's when the revamp is.

[crisp basalt]

Why is yall gameplay turning into a glitchy game

[hollow otter]

So it turned out that I didn't need the achievements, but while trying to get the "we gotta go fast" I restarted the simulation twice and my percentage got to a 100%

[unique holly]

After being sad that I couldn’t find any glitches I finally found some!!

[amber canyon]

Huh, that's a new one. Ta for the info. How many restarts have you done, if you don't mind? I've only done 9 and am at 100% across the board.

[amber canyon]

Whoooo! And Mars ones seem super rare too!

[unique holly]

The first mars picture has one way up in the top left corner I actually missed until after I sent the here

[hollow otter]

I have done 14 restarts to get to a 100%

[fluid delta]

Foreshadowing for the upcoming reality engine revamp, very soon

[crisp basalt]

Ty

[amber canyon]

Don't you like giraffes? #💬-cells-chat message

I think this is wrong.

[proper lotus]

testmessage

[lofty galleon]

I am not dead

[amber canyon]

Well, this feels like an escalation ...

[proper lotus]

oo

[proper lotus]

is that prestige 10??

[amber canyon]

Huh - I can see why you'd think that the sky is burning aaaaaaarrrrrrg.

But, no just a teaser-glitch. But this time the sky changed to fiery red!

Video shows a bit more of it

[solid mulch]

I'm going to check if it's real 👀

[hearty turret]

What’s the point of having an account if I have to log in again everytime I want to upload my save file. I haven’t even left the game and yet I have to input my information every single time

[solid mulch]

Nota entendida😑

[winged bough]

Something similar happened to me.

[amber canyon]

It's Def a very angry red, isn't it?

[queen atlas]

very over the top red

[amber canyon]

Every time? That seems weird. I have to log in every week or so. Could it be a ... Er ... Cookie issue? VPN? Maybe report it in https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/1010249890414202880

[worn dirge]

I WAITED 4 days just for to upgrade Andromeda 9 times. Wow this is going to be an awesome journey 😁

[sharp flume]

The hecks going on

I keep getting glitch notifactioms

[worn dirge]

Mm is this some kind of bug?

..and it just went away

[proud berry]

The overall status of the simulation has been declining over the past week.

It seems—at least, for now— that these glitches are merely visual.

[worn dirge]

This is all intentional?

👀

ohh nevermind

[past pond]

@mellow carbon sorry for ping but what do you mean reset?

[fluid delta]

As KF points out, seems like a bug to need to that often, though perhaps if your IP changes a lot? Regardless, the point of the account is to provide an off-device save. Useful if your hardware changes (or fails)

[hardy fox]

WHY IS THE RAPTURE HAPPENING ON THE LAND GARDEN

[amber canyon]

Uhhh - I think that religious stuff may not work in the Ocean Garden? At least I don't see what the problem would have been for swimmy things* during The Flood?

• Not just fish. Ducks too. Which are clearly evil - one bit me this Summer.

As well as learning that Ducks are willing to bite people, I also realised their nostrils aren't placed well to sniff at something (like dogs do). But the internet told me that their sense of smell is poor anyway.

[steep vortex]

It’s been an issue for a long while

[wicked badge]

does anyone know when the reality reboot will happen? it's been FOREVER.

[past pond]

Whats the reality reboot

Am i gonna lose all my progress

[karmic quest]

Big update for the game

[proud berry]

Sooner than you think.

This month, most likely.

[fluid delta]

Likely early December and not this month. However, while there is an ongoing teaser thing, no official date has been stated.

[fluid delta]

Any paid stuff (with logits or darwinium) will remain. Beyond, Meso, and Events will be unchanged. Reality Engine is totally redone, and metabits will no longer exist, but (I think) converted into 2 currencies. Primary will adapt to that (since it is closely linked to RE) and expanded some as well.. probably you’ll have to redo that, but that could maybe be quite fast, since at endgame rn you can do all of Primary in less than 5 minutes

[steep vortex]

No it’s significantly slowed down

The idea tree is now a serious grind

[fluid delta]

Maybe when you’re leveling, but last time I did Primary (a few weeks ago) it was that fast for me. Granted, that’s with all nodes in Reality Engine bought, but I did say “endgame” 🙂

The speed limit was pretty much “how fast can I tap the right things”. I’m sure others could do it faster!

[steep vortex]

No I’m talking abt reality reboot

Idea tree is extremely slow to progress now

[fluid delta]

So you’ve played the beta, then?

[steep vortex]

I was an alpha tester and now a beta tester

[dawn echo]

Last I saw was "fall". Was about to ask. A new update on timing would be nice

[fluid delta]

See the stuff in #🗣-cells-socials it hints pretty strongly, and the mails we get in game are part of that. Therefore, early december seems very likely to me

[fluid delta]

hmm. Well, they can adjust the numbers before release ofc. Is it whatever it is, it’ll take whatever time it will take. But I sure hope they have more of an enticement to restart than the useless 1 week of Infinity Pass, which was the last thing for Legacy Protocol that I’d heard

[shrewd rampart]

hi

seph kf when should i join the event

[fluid delta]

whenever you want 🙂

[shrewd rampart]

what if im aiming for top 10

btw sorry for the slow response im on a field trip rn 😭

[fluid delta]

well you got 16h17 as I say this.

[shrewd rampart]

sooo... when?

like at how many hours left do you think is best for me to start

[desert pebble]

"The The Big Questions Exploration" is a painful event title; The the? 💀

[dreamy echo]

ac a percon uho aimed for high rancingc, probabli nou, i uould've ctarted cooner co i could alco finish the event, but iou cnou

[dreamy echo]

can be grammaticalli correct, lice here i thinc

especially when spoken aloud

it'c the one, the "one" being "the big cuectionc exploration"

hmm the the'c are doing the came thing it'c just that one ic stuck in the title

uait chit

there

fixed it

for reference, cee mi recent meccegec in #🏠-general or a recent meme in #memec (it uont embed becauce it icnt cpelled lice that, but iou cnou uhere im talcing about)

dear god thic loocc horrible out of context, the bit doecnt worc outcide of the people uho are in on the bit

[terse vigil]

this image is most undoubtedly normal and does not look flawed in any way shape or form

as if the ||coin in cup|| easter egg wasn't hilarious enough

this shit earned me a slot in the detention list for bursting out loud

[dreamy echo]

ceemc about right

-# that'c pretti ccilled tbh

[desert pebble]

no offense but your grammar is pretty low level. Adding to what I said previously though, I guess it could work as The "The Big Questions" Exploration, but I'd personally prefer "The Big questions Exploration Event" tbh

[dreamy echo]

juct not true actualli

iour cuggectionc are valid though

[strange lark]

The bad grammar is actually the point lmao

[dreamy echo]

-# no not the cpelling

-# i alco thought of that firct though

-# i accume that'c uhat iuo mean?

[dire field]

no offense, but your lack of spelling gives me cancer.

[dreamy echo]

lmao

[strange lark]

Idk really

[dreamy echo]

get cooced

[strange lark]

Im just tired maybe im speaking nonsense

[dreamy echo]

fair

icnt it lice 4 am uhere iou are

-# thic ic genuineli an effort to ceep up thic doec not come naturalli

[strange lark]

8 in 20 minutes but i woke up like 5am

[dreamy echo]

oh btu grammar ic realli at it'c core "doec thic give me the icc"

i uill not elaborate rn

thic ic becauce i urote a thing and then decided i didnt lice it

[dreamy echo]

oh oc, i cee

ieah that cuccc acc

-# oh god i didnt thinc id cee the triple c co coon
-# co coon? cilccong?

[solar violet]

What if the devs make a game called Cell to Singularity Classic?

Also i think they should make Reality Reboot optional

[static flame]

Is there anyone here with a life outside of cells (a full time job, other hobbies, etc) that has figured out how to actually get through the minis above the top 500? It seems quite frankly impossible to have a life outside of cells and make any real progress.

[solar violet]

The furthest i got in this game was 20qdc Entropy, Mesozoic Valley rank 20, and Beyond rank 5

[junior verge]

You mean the explore event leaderboards?

[amber canyon]

I'd start soon: First Second time I did thought it took me 11h. You're probably more optimised now, than I was back then. But best get those badges under your belt.

[amber canyon]

This is what I do. #💬-cells-chat message

Almost always top 10 when I do this. Starting late minimises my time spent doing the events. But I do have to play actively once I start: I keep track of how long it keeps me to get the 3 badges for each event so I can start as late as possible.

[shrewd rampart]

ok thank you mr "i cant say s"

[wraith terrace]

As KF said- badges. Try to always get 3 badges, keep the time boost up at x4 and try to log in every once in a while to buy new upgrades.

[devout torrent]

Start late, depending on how fast u can finish the event. The faster the later u can start. About 2 or 1 day before end. Use obv max boost and open the game whenever u got time. Should be easy top 500

Oh someone already said it

[upbeat meteor]

I forgot this game existed

[mellow carbon]

They're going to release a substantial rewrite of the primary simulation likely sometime in November. One part of the original proposal (unclear how it has changed) is resetting people's progress in exchange for a 2x permanent boost.

[prime vale]

fr

[amber canyon]

I saw your 'Share my prestige' post - impressive!

[flat sandal]

MY MENU BUTTON DISAPPEARED

[oblique fable]

Does switching simulations fix it?

[rugged stone]

How can I get simulation point fast?

I reached e8 now but I still only have lv 10

Is this max of the idea point?

[steep vortex]

For now, yes

[rugged stone]

Can I have a question, how can I get above cyborg

I see something but I can’t open it

[steep vortex]

You need to have cloning unlocked and bought, if I remember correctly, you need 100 of Information Age

[rugged stone]

Are the humanold colonist max?

[serene inlet]

No

The lions are

[rugged stone]

Oh okay

[gray yew]

Apparently, the "reward" may now be a cosmetic and a 7-day infinity pass boost.
What's unclear is why it has changed.

[gentle arch]

What's this timer for? Release of the update?

[shrewd rampart]

120 hours left wooooo

[desert coral]

So all these glitches and the timer are just for the update right?

[shrewd rampart]

pretty much, yeah

[loud loom]

120 hours.

[shrewd rampart]

its just 5 days

[drifting jasper]

Hello. I am new here. What’s with the doomsday clock? I didn’t alter my time or anything, I don’t want to lose all my progress

[loud loom]

The purge is coming

It's just for the update

If you would look in any tab but the cells and the tree tab, you will see glitches

[honest lily]

What happened to the Earth??

[loud loom]

Weird

[sweet hedge]

120 hours till reality reboot

[loud loom]

For me it's mars

[sweet hedge]

glitching

[gray yew]

The discord logo has changed! Combined with timer, this is a sure sign that big changes are not too far away.

[sweet hedge]

the whole world is rebooting

[gray yew]

Well this is new.

[loud loom]

The world is revolving

World revolving

[drifting jasper]

Does the reboot mean I will lose all my progress? Cause I’ll be real upset, I have paid a good amount for stuff in game -.-

[gray yew]

No.

[humble halo]

Uhm guys what are these glitches?

[gray yew]

Only if you choose to, and even then, not until you're Level 50+.

[sweet hedge]

nah

[gray yew]

A sign of big changes to come.

(The update. They're hinting at the update.)

[sweet hedge]

im still gonna reset my pirmaty sim with a "feature" because the primary sim changed ALOT

[loud loom]

Cells tab is starting to glitch too

[gray yew]

Good heavens, is it 2012 already?!

[sweet hedge]

jeves

[loud loom]

Well, I finished beyond, and am prestige 5 in Mesozoic. But I don't have the last ||reality engine upgrade (50 qa)|| does this impact me

[loud loom]

"Who keeps spinning the world around"

[gray yew]

no

[loud loom]

Then I'm ready

[inner tapir]

can we just give the devs a collective shout out on how fun this has been the last few days seeing the early signs of change?

[loud loom]

Embrace me, update!

[inner tapir]

this is an awesome rollout strategy

and now the counter on screen chefs kiss

[tawny heath]

Holy shite

[gray yew]

Reminds me of Club Penguin and its hints and teasers.

[shrewd rampart]

cough

[inner tapir]

my whole game looks like my toddlers got into the simulation with markers lol

really, huge bravo to the devs for making this fun and interactive for all of us players

[honest lily]

Found out it was just a glitch LoL

[gray yew]

yoy

[tawny heath]

So it means 5 days until the update?

[sweet hedge]

yes

[loud loom]

Bro might be albert

[gray yew]

If that's what 120 hours is (and it is), then yes.

[inner tapir]

i think thats a reasonably fair assessment

[tawny heath]

Eh! Youre from the Baltics?

[honest lily]

Haha 😂

[shrewd rampart]

Attention!
The new update will be released on <t:1763474400:f>

[sweet hedge]

Yehh

[tawny heath]

Nice me too!

[sweet hedge]

which country?

[tawny heath]

Latvia 🇱🇻

[shrewd rampart]

its set to your current time automatically lol

[gray yew]

holy shit the el dorado is real
(/lighthearted
/joke)

[sweet hedge]

im from lithuania🇱🇹

[tawny heath]

Those are some strong glitches

[tawny heath]

Nice!

[loud loom]

Zero knots in the terminus chamber are glitching too

[gray yew]

havent seen any glitches in the primordial soup

the others i have tho

[humble halo]

My Ziggurat has turned into gold lol

[loud loom]

Look at dna

It's purple

[gray yew]

Ziggurat of Holy Shit There's Gold

[gray yew]

k thx

[tawny heath]

Another one

[sweet hedge]

since lithuanian and latvian languages are similar i can understand some of it

[humble halo]

Mamma mia!

[loud loom]

No now they turned into red holograms

[tawny heath]

Me too, but sometimes it’s a bit hard

[shrewd rampart]

lithuania... latvia.... lithium...

[gray yew]

wouldnt be surprised if the events glitched too

[inner tapir]

i think its sooner than 119hrs

[gray yew]

or the other sims

[shrewd rampart]

doubt

[inner tapir]

the second counter is expiring much faster than 1 second

[shrewd rampart]

the next update is only for the main sim

[tawny heath]

Lithuanian Lithium batteries are my favourite snack

[shrewd rampart]

lithuanian lithium batteries are little lily's favorite latvian snack

dr seuss is alive people

[loud loom]

Lithuanian lithium literature

[shrewd rampart]

lithuanian lithium literature are little lizzie's lethargic latvian topic

[humble halo]

Who lives in a glitched pineapple under the sea?

[amber canyon]

I've been looking for RE glitches ... Congrats!

[loud loom]

Even more

That's a giant blob

[honest lily]

Wtf

[strange lark]

WOAH A TIMER

I just vanished for two hours what the hell now

[shrewd rampart]

my earth is pink...

they done girlified my planet

not like its a bad thing since earth itself is usually depicted as a girl

[honest lily]

Mother earth ❤️‍🩹

[shrewd rampart]

😭???

[last kiln]

Timer appeared on my screen

[shrewd rampart]

congrats buddy

[fluid delta]

Heh, seems like I was wrong and you were right, what with the new timer and all 🙂

[shrewd rampart]

thats how much time left you have before you get excruciatingly painful stomachaches

[last kiln]

update

[last kiln]

Liquid pain mentioned?

[shrewd rampart]

[desert siren]

Can anyone tell what the timer is

[shrewd rampart]

rare moment of sepheria being proven wrong

[grave tapir]

possibly a reboot of all simulations ;)

[desert siren]

oh

thx

[prime vale]

did someone notice??

the server icon??

its glitched??

[shrewd rampart]

for you, its the time you have left until the impending doom

[strange lark]

Yeah

[grave tapir]

i did

[shrewd rampart]

(by impending doom i mean accidentally wetting yourself in bed)

[prime vale]

reality reboot is coming out very soon prob

[grave tapir]

this could also be a timer to a new update

[shrewd rampart]

Attention!
The new update will be released on <t:1763474400:f>

[desert siren]

Wait wtf is this

[grave tapir]

glitch

[junior verge]

Glitches goin nuts rn 😱

[last kiln]

bro what happened

[grave tapir]

That is now crazy

[last kiln]

I just re opened the app cause it hang and ts popped

[shrewd rampart]

scary....

[strange lark]

Honestly
It kinda sucks that the timer ends on tuesday because thats probably the reality reboot update and they shouldve realeased it on weekend so the most people can play it ngl

[desert siren]

Looks pretty cool ngl

[junior verge]

I’m actually not sure this is an intentional glitch haha, did you change your phone’s time?

I think I remember this coming up if you “cheated”

[sweet hedge]

when you change your time, this happens... in other words the game marks you as cheating which is not a good thing

[last kiln]

my entire app hang so I have to close out

[desert siren]

Lol

[sweet hedge]

in other words youre cooked

[desert pebble]

The earth glitched into the past and the timer is accelerating

[strange lark]

VIOLET WINS

[sweet hedge]

violettttttt

[strange lark]

Take that violents

[last kiln]

my earth is a donut

[strange lark]

Hold on andrewtach reacted

[amber canyon]

Darwin was having a bad hair day ... But it the time it took me to get the snip ... Well, his day got worse.

And WHOEVER IT IS PEEING IN THE WATER - STOP IT!

[strange lark]

Reject evolution return to smurf 🙏

[desert siren]

Looks like prune juice

[loud loom]

It just happens if you set your time forward like 2 years 3x

[honest lily]

Looks poisonous substance

[junior verge]

I’m loving the lore they’re building around this release, so cool

[strange lark]

Honestly truth

[amber canyon]

My RE is a little bit more spinny than normal too.

[desert siren]

They added rubies to my simulation

I like this golden cloud

[vital rampart]

Hi

I have a question

Whats the timer for?

[amber canyon]

Dude ... Why did I get toxic sludge cloud?

[honest lily]

Probably For an upcoming update

[humble halo]

Computer Lunch is having fun

[amber canyon]

Nice edit 😁. I was just adjusting my words.

[honest lily]

laugh

[amber canyon]

It is almost certain. Almost ...

[vital rampart]

Ngl this is kinda cool

[desert siren]

The floor is lava

New cloud detected

[vital rampart]

Pink diabetes cloyd

[amber canyon]

I really like the cyan line on blue texture from the primary tech tree circuit board area ( top right)

[fluid delta]

lol i have never claimed to be infallible

[rich lichen]

Firegirl lol

[tall mirage]

yoo new update in 5 days? let's goo

[ebon nebula]

the megalodont has become crystal purple

[shrewd rampart]

well contextually speaking ive always seen you as someone with infallible statements loll

[shrewd rampart]

he done got darwiniumized... 🥀

[desert siren]

The water turned red 4 a sec

[prime vale]

i cant see all these things because im in beta 💔

[fluid delta]

well thanks. i am no authority here, i just have experience in the game, and i can read, so… the same things lots of other people can do

[desert siren]

Theres a disco party in the Martian city.... someone like to join?

[fluid delta]

You could always start a new account, and play live with that

[shrewd rampart]

anyhow, most of your guesses are considerably accurate and are backed up with evidence and analysis/observation

[fluid delta]

thanks!

[shrewd rampart]

is this what elon wants when he talks about the mars mission?

[honest lily]

Party when Elon claims Mars

[amber canyon]

I wonder why Mars has a sphere inside in? I never believed the Hollow Earth conspiracies ... But Hollow Mars ... Yeah, why not?

[shrewd rampart]

id like the sun to be hollow

the hollowness would preferably have a radius 90% to that of its base radius

[terse vigil]

||dear god why did it look like a creepypasta at first||

[shrewd rampart]

@amber canyon @fluid delta what should i count next

[tall mirage]

is it just me or is 4-5s in game time passing for every 1s IRL

[shrewd rampart]

im done calculating exp. hub and beyond

[shrewd rampart]

this is somewhat accurate if youre talking about exp. hub

and if youre talking about offline progression

[tall mirage]

I'm talking about the countdown

[shrewd rampart]

the big red countdown?

[tall mirage]

Yea

[shrewd rampart]

might seem faster

but so far, its still in the correct speed

Attention!
The new update will be released on <t:1763474400:f>

[tall mirage]

Lol the countdown was 118:20:-- before I closed app
After reopening, it's at 118:40:--

[fluid delta]

it might be you. it is normal speed for me

[tall mirage]

Yea now it's correct speed after I reopened app, it somehow sped up when I was just clicking randomly in the gardens

[shrewd rampart]

maybe because this time the countdown in based on server time and not your device's internal clock?

[fluid delta]

count?

[shrewd rampart]

this game can be possibly cheated by manipulating your device's internal clock

[tall mirage]

Yea well I didn't change the time lol

[shrewd rampart]

but since this is a global update, devs most likely chose to use the cts server clock

[shrewd rampart]

it might be a visual bug from the server's side

[shrewd rampart]

yeah

[tall mirage]

prolly

[shrewd rampart]

lke how last time i counted the coefficient of beyond and hub

i dont wanna go back to meso tho

[amber canyon]

#GiveUsAx4CountdownSpeedBoost

[shrewd rampart]

ugh i hate that thing

[fluid delta]

do you mean calculate? idk, whatever you want?

[shrewd rampart]

30 hours left yayyyy

[shrewd rampart]

give me ideas lol

im not taking "counting sheep" as an answer

[tall mirage]

would be funny if they gave all sims an extra 2x boost if boost is above 72 hrs

[amber canyon]

Er ... I imagine lots of calculations will be different in ... Maybe 120 hours.

[shrewd rampart]

8x boost.. 🤤

[tall mirage]

Yee, would be useful in reality engine reboot

[shrewd rampart]

by that time id already be busy with school lol

[tall mirage]

curious to see how they will map all the current progress to the new one

[amber canyon]

💙Beautiful💙 Hanging Gardens!

[shrewd rampart]

hopefully with the new update exp. hub's coefficient wont be changed

[shrewd rampart]

oh my god its elsa's ice castle

[amber canyon]

Don't make me start singing ... It'll be A LOT worse than this - #🗣-cells-socials message

[shrewd rampart]

why does the update have to be released during examination week

[fluid delta]

bc deity thinks you have been bad 🙂

[desert pebble]

||The Cells are in a actual simulation now||

[shrewd rampart]

you say that as if the others havent been bad 🫠

[fluid delta]

.. and wanted to personally inconvenience you

[shrewd rampart]

ok ill take that answer

[amber canyon]

New ability unlocked: Sleep!

65 million years after the dinosaurs, humanity discovers night time.

[gray yew]

okay, i see em now

[rapid island]

Everything is abnormal now

[gray yew]

holy shit squid has a volcano now

weird-looking sun

its spreading

[chrome isle]

Its almost here...

Nah ts kinda strange

AAAAAAAA

[rapid island]

Jeez

[chrome isle]

Y do the jellyfish look like that??

[amber canyon]

Getting ready for the disco?

[gray yew]

CUE DISCO FLATWORMS

[amber canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-homero-disco-bailando-dancing-gif-7177695479547653654

[chrome isle]

🤣

[chrome isle]

Yessir

[amber canyon]

Waaaaaait just one minute ... Do I really WANT to buy Ontology???

[forest anchor]

Right so 18 November 1025 14.00 UTC

[chrome isle]

Atleast the beyond is normal😅

[gray yew]

side effects of attending the disco may include glitching out, being eaten by sharks, and a mild case of drowning

[harsh umbra]

What in The 3 Body Problem is happening

[gray yew]

cue glitches
(/lighthearted
/joking)

[gray yew]

the end of all things (the update. its the update.)

[harsh umbra]

Oh

[gray yew]

its not here yet
but soon

[amber canyon]

The Dark Forest ... Turned out to be true. 👀

[forest anchor]

I haven't touched this game for literally 3 months thanks to this goddamn update

[harsh umbra]

They are coming

[gray yew]

oh hey wb

[gray yew]

"hell is other people"

• some guy who said something about the dark forest

[amber canyon]

It's okay, you haven't missed anything exciting.

[gray yew]

in fact, youve come back at an exciting time

[forest anchor]

Could've completed like 5 other incremental games out there if I tried hard enough

But I guess those will go aside for a moment

[gray yew]

sidenote
just gotta rank up ||that quasar thing||
and ill have completed the beyond (more or less)!

[forest anchor]

I'm going to make my pfp glitchy for 5 days hol up

[amber canyon]

Okay. I dEmAnD a SUPER SPECIAL ACHIEVEMENT!!!

[wraith terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/the-day-of-judgement-28-years-later-judgement-day-is-here-sony-pictures-gif-17858869555590628131

28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds

[forest anchor]

Does this look glitchy enough lmao

[loud loom]

Anyway

[gray yew]

ɏꝋᵾ ȼłīȼҟēđ ⱥꞥ ⱥꝑē ꞩꝋ ᵯᵾȼħ īⱦ đⱥƀƀēđ. ⱥɍē ɏꝋᵾ ꝑɍꝋᵾđ ꝋӻ ɏꝋᵾɍꞩēłӻ?

[gray yew]

not really
its only really on the outer edges

[loud loom]

-# Siri, set a timer for 117 hours, 53 minutes and 8 seconds

[forest anchor]

-# Dang I can't find a goof filter

[gray yew]

also the glitchiness is very faint

[forest anchor]

-# Misspelled good as goof...

[loud loom]

-# goofball

[gray yew]

how dya make text smoll again?

[loud loom]

-#

[gray yew]

-# i see

[loud loom]

for big

[gray yew]

i know

[gray yew]

-# dun goofed

(/lighthearted
/joking)

[loud loom]

-# ...

[gray yew]

?

[loud loom]

-# nothing

[gray yew]

k

[forest anchor]

I think my pfp is almost broken now
Anyways back to the wait

[gray yew]

yeah thats a better pfp

/positive

[loud loom]

All I want for Christmas is beyond e29

[gray yew]

e30 wouldnt hurt either

[forest anchor]

lol

[loud loom]

e31
Into the multiverse

[gray yew]

e32
the god of all things: ||archie||

[loud loom]

e33
Meet the creators

[forest anchor]

Computer Breakfast

[gray yew]

e34
the heat death

[gray yew]

*lunch

[forest anchor]

Oopsie

[gray yew]

lol

[loud loom]

e35
Self reflection

[gray yew]

e36
prestige

[grizzled trail]

I’ve already said that but, I need the Hebrides Ouverture by Felix Mendelssohn in game

[gloomy swift]

Y’all what’s the final Mesozoic Valley Rank

[acoustic jolt]

550
50 extinctions * (10 prestigegs + 1 Prestige 0)

[zinc heath]

Sooo what is the timer about?

[acoustic jolt]

I have a guess

[steady rapids]

They don't know

[gray yew]

The update

[woven geode]

How to get discord linked with the app?

[zinc heath]

Ah right

[limpid ridge]

It's my fault for slacking off, but I'm disappointed that I couldn't get the Neutrino Expansion.

[vital rampart]

This looks kinda cool-

[acoustic jolt]

I swear I've seen that texture before......

[amber canyon]

aNd aNoThEr!!!

[gray yew]

Me too

[gray yew]

Holy shishkabob
Even the monkey men getting glitchy

[limpid marlin]

what is happening? 😭

is there secret in this update or anything

does anyone know

[amber canyon]

It's hype for the big update coming out.

[limpid marlin]

so we have to stay tune

[limpid ridge]

Even Darwin's Island is bugged.
Actually, I don't remember Bird of Paradise actually taking me to Darwin's Island.

[amber canyon]

Well, you can have fun with the teaser-glitches. But the big clock in the sky is presumably the countdown.

[gray yew]

Really? It’s supposed to fly over it periodically.

[limpid ridge]

confirm

And today, no empty nodes have been added. This feels like it's been there for ages, but it's been empty forever.