💬-cells-chat

[little halo]

nothing mathematical

[sharp coyote]

I am kinda new to this game I like it tho

[gray yew]

Ye

Inorite
It’s the Zoochosis server all over again

[misty moat]

Idk what that is

[finite spruce]

am i suppose to connect my account from my other device (which is broken) to my other device so that all progress can be transferred?

[cloud ember]

What if The leaderboard is the math event last research 🤔

[desert pebble]

worth it?

[gray yew]

Zoochosis is, in this regard, another game. It’s a horror game. Also it has a discord server.
For a long time, everyone was just asking when the game would be released. Then the release date was announced.
And then everyone started asking how much it would cost!
Frankly, it got very annoying.

This just reminds me of that, anyway.

[cloud ember]

You should Ask in beta chat instead of here as they know better + it probably only happens in ep 28-30

[misty moat]

Oohhhh, ok so how do the gifts work

🤣🤣

[edgy elbow]

new 'record' (personal best) for the most geodes in one hit(session)

[gray yew]

Just wait ‘til midnight.

[misty moat]

No way you awnsered that

[formal void]

Math event still not available in other language?

[primal surge]

hate math even more now. no one seems capable of teaching it clearly to dumb people like me

[gray yew]

Well you asked

[cloud ember]

@desert pebble it's 9am rn btw in new York

[desert pebble]

Oh, it is 10 pm here

[cloud ember]

Everyone living in Eurasia or Africa or Oceania will have to wait for tomorrow

Basically you'll get your gifts tomorrow at 1pm if I counted correctly

[desert pebble]

Yeah, sad

[misty moat]

U guys are joking right

I say everyone asks and its anoying, then i ask as a joke and i get more awnsers than most people

Sucks to be me ig

[finite spruce]

2:56 minutes to singularity

oh y

[little halo]

me with like 1:41 once:

[rough axle]

No

[dire notch]

That’s what happens when you are living on a spherical planet

[rough axle]

PSA

The first gift opens <t:1734670800:R>
-# automatically adjusts to your time zone

[cloud ember]

i thought we were living on Haumea

[dire notch]

And Haumea in ctos is supposed to have rings

[honest ether]

Is it a million dollars?

[rough axle]

No it’s a billion ice berries

[cloud ember]

the math event ends 1:10 hours before it 🤯 (like every event)

[gray yew]

Try using tone indicators in future

[honest ether]

:dv_pogberry:

[primal geyser]

just wondering is there an actual punishment to timeskipping or do people just get screamed at

[echo sedge]

you get put into division 666, which is reserved for cheaters. apart from that (and a visible symbol telling you you got found out), there isn't any sign players notice

[snow vector]

who dares to summon me

[misty moat]

Ni idea what that is

[echo sedge]

Tone indicators are stuff like /s, /gen, /srs and more. Over text, it can be very hard to almost impossible to get the correct tone of a message, so by adding one or more of those at the end of the message, they can help with that understanding

[snow vector]

yall

is joining the beta program worth it

[primal geyser]

yes but i done it before i completed beyond and i nearly lost my darwinium

[gray yew]

There's a guide on my profile.

[gray yew]

Exactly.

[coarse narwhal]

I'm almost finishing the math event

And how can people say it's simple??

There is stuff I can't even understand (calculus)

Despite having it recently for the first time in college

(I don't know how I went through it)

[uncut geode]

It's a great event (i'd even say one of the best, but that's probably just bias because i like maths), but if i made it, i would add a bunch more stuff

But i wouldn't say it's simple, its normal-sized for an event, and the devs did a great job on not making it too complex but adding a lot of content

[coarse narwhal]

Also there IS linear algebra

[uncut geode]

it's not "the end" it's just a nice closing point. Cells events are very poetic, they try to tell a sort of narrative, and euler's identity is just a nice way to fit the math event into a story.

[dawn spindle]

Ah nice just what i was looking for

[paper nimbus]

Chat im on meso 49 can i just skip the big fossil objective and move on to meso 50...

its ONE objective and im about to open like two diamond geodes please

ok just one maybe but still

can i move on

[rough axle]

Yes

Always do

[paper nimbus]

thanks. okay so now i just

pop the diamond immediately, right?

[rough axle]

As soon as you get into 50

[paper nimbus]

which i just did sooooo HERE GOES

[rough axle]

Btw it it’s a common card I think you need that Dino unlocked to upgrade it

Could be wrong it’s been a while

[paper nimbus]

...so

i got level 8 hollow bones, level 8 feathers and

level 9 carnivore

....thats it?

im tempted to pop another one but i feel like thats a bad idea seeing as it owuld leave me with 2 darwinium to my name

[honest ether]

I tried

[wispy grove]

This is taking way too long 😦

Good luck

[honest ether]

One day…

I might be able to get Vornoi Pattern but idk about Pi

[paper nimbus]

thoughts?

[gray yew]

Ah well
You tried

[gray yew]

Inorite

[wispy grove]

?

[gray yew]

It means
I know, right?

[paper nimbus]

....i have 102 darwinium. should i open another diamond geode?

[quiet tiger]

just buy a infitypass and get like 8 diamonds a month by joining the events in last day and pretty guaranteed top ten.
Everything is really just wasting too much time of your precious life if you're that engaged. at least this way you get 3 days off every event.

[paper nimbus]

.....

Assume i dont want to spend real money

[quiet tiger]

there is really no gains in the valley endgame, just bragging rights. I would have to pop like 6-8 diamond to level up Giganoto to level 16 on a card. it just gets pointless either way. Real money sets you free.

[paper nimbus]

....okay im gonna stop listening to you, does anyone else wanna provide actual advice?

[stoic thistle]

Hey guys is there any way I could still play an event even if it ends?

Because I like the math event and I don’t want it to end 😔

[paper nimbus]

it'll cycle back around eventually.

[quiet tiger]

just wait for the next one, thats what time limited events are all about. Since it's new I excpect it to repeat at least once a month

[stoic thistle]

Damn what a shame, thanks

[hollow plaza]

We're so happy you're enjoying it! It'll definitely be coming back soon, math lives on

[stoic thistle]

Thanks! I’m studying an engineering degree in finances so this event is very fun to play

[quiet tiger]

my actual advice is stuff all your darwinium into for-darwinium-artifacts in the augmentation shop, everything else is secondary, if you dont have them all already.

[paper nimbus]

[quiet tiger]

in the valley end game the biggest bang for darwinium to me would be buying mystery traits, saves you an absurd amount of mutagens and levels way faster than anything else.

[lilac jetty]

Dear lord please don't snipe me in the last hour... I'm so close to my first win

[gray yew]

Well if you’re studying inflation, then look no further.

/LH /J

[gray yew]

Keyword “Eventually”.
Assuming every event lasts 3.5 days, and there are 16 events, and for argument’s sake let’s say every event is done in chronological order from James Webb to Maths, no repeats. That adds up to…

…56 days AT MINIMUM for every event to be done at least once.

[gray yew]

Hey, since you’re here, I got a question.
How is it determined when a “season” of events ends/begins?
Season 1 is only 5 events long, but Season 2 is 11 events long.

[hollow plaza]

Yeah this is something I've been thinking about too. The seasons were created before I joined and we haven't had much of an emphasis on the season structure. Maybe we'll touch on it in the new year, I'll bring it up to the team

[gray yew]

Aight, thx.

[rough axle]

On rank 50? Yeah

[paper nimbus]

good to know

[rough axle]

Actually season 1 is 6

Pollination is the last and deep sea starts season 2

[gray yew]

Oh shit yeah you’re right
Forgot the money one

[coarse narwhal]

I thought we are in season 3 already •w•

Starting with cats

[umbral fulcrum]

I JUST OPENED A PRESENT!!!

[chilly moon]

Some of the complaining is due to the number of errors in the math content. I completely understand the need to simplify but when simplifying results in the explanation being misleading or outright incorrect it’s a problem.

The “proof” that 0.9999… = 1 doesn’t meet the standard of what qualifies as a proof. I think it would have been better to choose another concept because there isn’t a way to present an actual proof in the space available in the research and generator tooltips.

The description of the Mandlebrot fractal is completely underwhelming. Choose a simpler fractal that can be adequately described or simply comment on the beauty of the visualization and how all that complexity comes from a very simple set of rules.

In fact, for the audience of the game I would replace several of the symbolic examples with simple explanations of either the essence or importance of the concept.

And then some of the errors aren’t the result of simplification, they’re just plain wrong like the explanation of Arrow’s Impossibility Theorem. It applies to voting systems where voters rank multiple options, not where they choose a single option as in the explanation and example given.

I had planned to provide detailed feedback until I realized how many errors there are and how much time it would take to explain them. I promised myself I was going to relax during my vacation.

[short locust]

Idk, I loved the event

I also placed in the top 50 so I'm good

[chilly moon]

Integrals and derivatives aren’t obviously connected to each other? The Fundamental Theorem of Calculus feels slighted and would like a word with you. 😉

[spiral wren]

tbf proofs are an extremely abstract concept
proofs have like, 4 different meanings depending on how specific you want to define something
the 0.9999...= 1 proof is more a level 1 proof, where it makes sense and gets the point across, without any formalities at all
i do agree though that this event--while harmless, did kind of simplify a lot of concepts it shouldn't have

but for an evolution game? that's honestly more than fine imo

[stoic galleon]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH I WAS SO CLOSE
i had
enough to buy the upgrade
but I came back 2 min too late to upgrade and claim the last badge

ouch size omega

better luck next time i guess

the -15% bonus might hurt a bit next time though e.e

[steady dune]

1st again~ >v>
-# 12.5 hours late join

[chilly moon]

I agree that most of the criteria of what constitutes a proof have an element of subjectivity but too much is missing to call what was presented a proof. An intuitive argument perhaps but not a proof.

[quaint canyon]

Yeah, the fundamental theorem of calculus isnt obvious, that connection between integrals and derivatives isn't obvious

Integrals existed separately from derivatives for a long time

[quaint canyon]

Iirc it was just one node, and they never brought vectors or tensors or anything of the sorts

[astral mauve]

Pogchamp

[desert pebble]

E

Hi

[grave jacinth]

Daaaaim I never get better than 250

[acoustic jolt]

Wait, is there an achievement for finding Bigfoot?

[west mulch]

what's the max simulation level for beyond simulation

[acoustic jolt]

Right now 27

[rough axle]

27 in public 30 in beta

[amber canyon]

Was wondering if anybody knew how many times each exploration had run in total (non-beta)?

Also, thanks to the devs for the xmas presents, the maths exploration and the updates to e.g. beyond (my favourite).

[coarse narwhal]

Actually the proof that 0.999... = 1 got me convinced
lol

[coarse narwhal]

I have to agree that vectors could make an appearence

[mild sphinx]

when will beyond 28 release

[west mulch]

damn

[gray yew]

Gotta say, this event is probably the only game that makes you get excited about getting smallpox, plague, syphilis, malaria...

[gray yew]

I think the James Webb event has run 19 times, but that's all I know-and even then, it's educated guesswork.

[amber canyon]

Ta. I was thinking 14+, so likely in the right ballpark 🙂.

[gray yew]

Take it with a grain of salt.

[mellow bramble]

hello how are you guys

[boreal zephyr]

i know quantum physics of h and he atom

[west mulch]

am i able to wipe my save and then revert it

[tardy moon]

Hello

I am new

[tardy moon]

Bigfoot

Meme guy

[gray yew]

I feel like the outbreak event awards its badges too early. And that seems to be because most of the objectives are done too early.

[rough axle]

Outbreak is long, but in a good way

[gray yew]

I know.

[rough axle]

IM LOOKING AT YOU, TEA

[gray yew]

Objective-wise, I'm 2/3 complete. General progress-wise, I'm not even at the halfway point.

[craggy verge]

I'm pretty sure i never even got the 2nd badge in that event

and i tried with a 4x at least 2 times

[gray yew]

I've never even completed the event.

This is my third try.

[craggy verge]

tea event kinda sucks

i like the outbreak event

haven't ever completed it yet but just today i got 2 of the badges so tomorrow or overmorrow I'll be done with it

[gray yew]

I've never completed that one either. Plus the tree design kinda bugs me.

[craggy verge]

my favorite events are probably outbreak, extinction and cats

[rough axle]

I’m 9/12 but I have 6 outbreaks left still

Just got to third plague

I joined super early and got division 14 and I only have 30% badge boost I might be screwed

[gray yew]

Japanese Smallpox?

[rough axle]

Smallpox is on the left

Plague is on the right

[gray yew]

Oh

i thought you meant plagues in terms of the bar at the bottom

[rough axle]

Nah those are the outbreaks are

[gray yew]

okay that makes more sense

goddamn youre fast

well i suppose you did have the timezone advantage

[craggy verge]

I'm almost at yellow fever

[craggy verge]

mod duties call
gotta go for a bit

[gray yew]

cya

[craggy verge]

okay it was just a question so here i am

[gray yew]

bonjour

[craggy verge]

i wish i could play cells rn but I'm currently using an app cloner to avoid parental control on my phone and it gets a bit glitchy with certain stuff so I'd rather not risk cloning cells

I'm pretty much out of time for time restricted apps today
and i already used up the time on my laptop

[drowsy wyvern]

Guys, I just randomly got 15 minutes of infinity pass!?

[fading night]

How

[drowsy wyvern]

Just logged in, and, randomly, had it!

[fading night]

Bro

[drowsy wyvern]

Is it a bug or?

Should I make a bug report?

Never even bought anything

[tawdry glacier]

its from daily rewards

[drowsy wyvern]

Oh thx!

(ABSOLUTELY maxed out all the boosters)

[tawdry glacier]

👍

[lucid tide]

New ish player: how do I know what division I’m in?

[cloud ember]

when you click on the leaderboard to check your placement during the event you can see above it your division

[lucid tide]

Do the different divisions give different rewards or something?

[cloud ember]

no

[echo sedge]

the division you're in depends on when you start. each bracket of thousand players, sorted by starting time, gets put into a divison

[gray yew]

Never thought I'd see the day...

[rough axle]

Chat I’m playing the outbreaks event on the bus and I just audibly said “oh wait I still have syphilis” 😭

[gray yew]

HAH

[gray yew]

As touched on, this is probably the only time you'd be glad to have that.

[coarse narwhal]

I just got syphilis :D

[fading night]

Bro go to the hospital 😭

[gray yew]

I just got cholera 😄
/lh

[fading night]

Bro😭

I have it all😭

[gray yew]

I see

[fading night]

I’m sorry for the person has all of the diseases

[desert pebble]

I have it all too

I mean in game

[stoic lotus]

https://youtu.be/Kw0wLLVEMaA?si=e4dNpnNdSUE-2L3t

[rough axle]

Why are you posting this

[stoic lotus]

I don’t know

[rough axle]

Ok then

[worthy saffron]

/startboosterrewards

[rough axle]

You need to be a server booster to use that command

[dreamy echo]

And it needs to be in #🎭-semblance

[gleaming plaza]

Mission completed!

[gray yew]

Woo!

[inland arch]

what if there was a mini event based on the game itself

[cedar oasis]

こんにちは

[gray yew]

I thought of that meself. The ultimate meta.

How the game was produced.

[cedar oasis]

はじめてですにほんごですみません😭🙏

😄

[craggy verge]

gaming

[formal kayak]

how to i accelerate my main game after buying the capybara

[rough axle]

👍

[rough axle]

Buy giant squid

[formal kayak]

ok thanks for the recommendation

[strange lark]

very cool gaming i give it 👍 / 10

[gray yew]

Probably the only time in gaming history where you can be happy to say you have polio.

[desert pebble]

Finally beyond E 23 took so long

[sacred mountain]

Im on E27, its SO TORTUROUS

But HEY! Top 50k ig

[cloud ember]

you prob meant beyond 27 right?

[sacred mountain]

Yeah

E = episode

[cloud ember]

i don't think even beta players got e27 on the primary simulation

[sacred mountain]

I meant episode

Episode 27

[pale nimbus]

[sacred mountain]

I hav 161 logits what should I buy

[cloud ember]

Yeah ik

[rough axle]

https://coggle.it/diagram/ZuS5sqWLaORTct6D/t/what-to-buy-with-logits-by-culhacol-updated-9-23-24/3f208013d1cda066b5e616fa3225724a1d9bcc0bb5ef8e8474dbb33a21b40326

[sacred mountain]

Thanks man

[gray yew]

I think I'm finally gonna do it.

I'M FINALLY GONNA FINISH THE DISEASE EVENT!

WAHOO!!!

[rough axle]

Yo same

[craggy verge]

I'll probably finish it tomorrow

[honest ether]

How do i unlock these

[rough axle]

Top left is pyramids and bottom right is golbelki tepe

[gray yew]

I DID IT I FINISHED IT WOO

[rough axle]

[honest ether]

Wait, Do they unlock other nodes

[gray yew]

ye

[rough axle]

Yeah

[gray yew]

okay i used the wrong emoji shit

BUT STILL

[honest ether]

Ohh ok

[gray yew]

WOOHOO

That just leaves philosophy, the human body, and tea left to finish.

[honest ether]

I only have james webb complete because it was the first one

[gray yew]

coolio

[honest ether]

I want to complete this current one but i dont have the darwinium for boosts

(Im not watching a bunch of ads)

[rough axle]

The bricks are totally unrelated but somehow it unlocks them anyways

[rough axle]

Yeah this one is very long

[gray yew]

And you (or whoever said it) were right. This is the most expensive event of them all.

[honest ether]

Ima be happy as long as i get the second badge

[gray yew]

Trust me buddy: You won't have long to wait.

[honest ether]

I got malaria

[gray yew]

(I'm not just saying that to be nice. It really doesn't take too long to get 2 badges.)

[gray yew]

Was concerned for a millisecond there.

[echo sedge]

I was able to finish every event on the first try, without using boosts except for the x4...

[gray yew]

Cool

[gray yew]

And jeez you’re dedicated

[echo sedge]

its really just about having enough time when you start the event to get through the initial fast stage, then coming back every now and then to collect offline production and buy generators/upgrades, whatever is best

[gray yew]

As I’ve mentioned: Timezone advantages.

[echo sedge]

I'm one hour removed from you

[gray yew]

So you started at 4 in the morning or something?

(Your 4am is my 3am)

Okay just realised you probably started later than that

[echo sedge]

you might've misread. I said having enough time when you start the event, not when the event starts. The early stage of most events is pretty fast, so getting through that in one sitting makes a difference already

[gray yew]

I see those as roughly the same, if I’m reading that correctly. That’s why, with the old schedule, I liked to start the events the second they actually started. It gave me t8me to finish the events.

[gray yew]

Actually, I don’t see any difference between the two.

[echo sedge]

when you first enter the event

[gray yew]

Yes?

[edgy geyser]

Man this event is taking forever it is not balanced like the rest imo

Last 3/4 takes over a day

[rough axle]

It is balanced; it’s just longer

[sacred mountain]

If you have a good amount of darwinium you won't struggle much

[edgy geyser]

Yeah this is the only event I boost to be safe

[gray yew]

I boosted the heck out of it: Wasn’t taking any chances.

[edgy geyser]

Exactly 😭😭

[edgy geyser]

True it's hella long 😔😔

[sacred mountain]

And i just finished beyond 27

I was not having fun with beyond at all

Also how do you 100% all of the simulations

[edgy geyser]

I think all achievements and upgrades and generators

Can you still link to discord since the new UI update?

[sacred mountain]

I don't think so

[sacred mountain]

I understand mesozoic, because of the 10 prestiges. Main sim, probably have all artifacts and secret achievements. But BEYOND?)

[edgy geyser]

Yeah in the Beyond I think a lot of the percentage of completion is in the achievements 🤔

[cloud ember]

idk how it is playing on pc but on mobile there is 0 need to timeflux the event

[sacred mountain]

How come

[sacred mountain]

What about the upgrades or missions

[cloud ember]

you already have the 4x boost as you can use ads to get it unlike pc users who have to use darwinium if im correct

[sacred mountain]

But to reach top 10 you still need the time flux

[cloud ember]

no

i used 0 darwinium to get to top 5

[edgy geyser]

Wow that's crazy especially for this event

[edgy geyser]

Yeah you gotta get all of those, I just meant achievements contribute a lot too

[cloud ember]

the only thing i did is to use the 4x boost

[sacred mountain]

Aren't players in the division going to build up science points while offline

[cloud ember]

they do

[gray yew]

It takes a lot of experience, from what I can tell. Plus appearing at the right time.

[cloud ember]

but i just regain the position easily

[cloud ember]

or just joining 12h-1d after it starts

nvm you meant that by the last thing

[edgy geyser]

Ohhhh interesting

[sacred mountain]

Because of the late division not having much players or how?

[cloud ember]

later divs just have players who aren't online on this game 16 hours per day

[sacred mountain]

So mostly inactive

[cloud ember]

🤷‍♂️

[gray yew]

The leaderboard is just nuts.

Or it’s the “right time” thing.

[sacred mountain]

But if everyone will try to follow the strategy the later divs will be more active and competitive

[cloud ember]

i saw someone on early divs getting top 10 with the same amount of points i had so like ketmay said its basically just appearing in the right time

[sacred mountain]

So 12-24hr after the start

[cloud ember]

can be anytime but def not the first hour

[sacred mountain]

What if by chance you fall on div 666

[cloud ember]

you can't unless you are caught cheating

i think normal divs only get to the 300's

[gray yew]

Like, when the rock event first happened, I:

• Arrived 2 days late
• Boosted it like HELL
• Finished in #17

[gray yew]

I’ve been in divisions in the high 500s
However briefly

[echo sedge]

there is also a chance that the visible division ID isn't how its done in the background, making you unable to get into the cheater 666 even if there's enough players to open a regular 666

[sacred mountain]

I need top 10 for the black hole and diamond geode. And the 50 logits

They need to make a top 3/5 for 100 logits

[cloud ember]

i just prefer starting 12h-1d after it starts mainly because of the european timezone

[sacred mountain]

Europe?

[cloud ember]

the events on every other time starts at like 3-6am

[sacred mountain]

5am too?

[cloud ember]

yes

3-6am means between 3am and 6am and it could be after and before it

[sacred mountain]

Hmmm

Is there a page on the wiki that shows how to 100% all simulations

[azure turtle]

You gotta get all achievements

[sacred mountain]

Are artifacts necessary for main sim

[azure turtle]

Giant squid and capybara, kind of, the rest are... meh, expect the ones for secret achievements

[sacred mountain]

Right

[atomic briar]

ngl there should've been a code like "ROCKSROCK" for the rocks event

[sacred mountain]

THEROCK could work too

[gray yew]

ROCKY

[rough axle]

Nah too short

[sacred mountain]

How about just "SETINSTONE"

[rough axle]

Too easily guessable

[sacred mountain]

How about this

[gray yew]

APRILFOOLS

[sacred mountain]

Gives you 0 darwinium

Or takes some darwinium

[gray yew]

Sidenote

Given that the ||upcoming beta event|| is themed around ||AI||

It would be kinda funny if ||every node/generator description was written by an AI||

[sacred mountain]

The beautiful complexity event had people outraged by false description. Good luck with that

[gray yew]

Yeah. Didn’t expect that.

[sacred mountain]

What are the null nodes for if you don't mind

[gray yew]

I think they’re for stuff you haven’t quite done, or stuff that hadn’t quite been added yet.

I think.

[rough axle]

Nothing

They’re placeholders

[sacred mountain]

For what

I thought you'd unlock them after 100% each simulation

[rough axle]

Future updates

They literally are and do nothing

[sacred mountain]

Damn, no sneak peaks from devs?

[echo sedge]

the null nodes have been there for literal years without any information on them

[sacred mountain]

Why can't I open gifts??

[storm night]

Have you already opened the presents that were on display (day 1 and 2)?

[sacred mountain]

They randomly disappeared

I don't know if you need to press on them or something

[rough axle]

Can you send a screenshot of this part of the tree?

[storm night]

What do you mean? They just disappeared? Like there's nothing there?

[sacred mountain]

Literally like that

[sacred mountain]

I didn't get anything

[rough axle]

Yeah the first two disappeared because you already opened them

[sacred mountain]

Not even a detail for "we've opened the gift for you"

i didn't

I logged on the 21st and they weren't there

And I can't open this one

[storm night]

In the case of not being able to open the gifts from the 3rd to the 12th, you will need to wait a while. Example: you will wait 1 day after 1 gift is released, on the 3rd you will wait until the 22nd, Gift 4 on the 23rd, etc.

[gray yew]

Only the first two are openable at the moment.

[sacred mountain]

Why? And it didn't even open them

[rough axle]

Because that’s how advent calendars work?

[sacred mountain]

??

Why can't it be like the daily mutagen

[rough axle]

Because it’s not a daily reward

[sacred mountain]

Why can't it be

And what's an advent calendar

Adventure mode?

[rough axle]

No

“An Advent calendar, from the German word Adventskalender, is used to count the days of Advent in anticipation of Christmas.[1] Since the date of the First Sunday of Advent varies, falling between November 27 and December 3 inclusive, many reusable Advent calendars made of paper or wood begin on December 1. Others start from the First Sunday of Advent”

The whole point isn’t based from when you last opened it, but on what day it is

[sacred mountain]

So the 3rd gift will open on..

[rough axle]

Tomorrow

And the fourth the next day

And so on

Regardless of what time you check the game or whether you’ve opened the previous

[sacred mountain]

Bruh 🧉

[echo sedge]

its not really an advent calendar though, starting just four days before christmas and ending in the new year

[gray yew]

Inorite

[gray yew]

Huh. Had you never heard the term “Advent calendar” until now?
(Not forcing you to answer, just curious. /nf)

[atomic briar]

puts you in debt

multiplies your darwinium by -1

[finite spruce]

is there any more codes

i desperately NEED darwinium

[rough axle]

Depends how recent we’re talking

[atomic briar]

uhhh what

[finite spruce]

now

this month

[atomic briar]

did you use pythagoras, exploregalore and heresto6years?

[finite spruce]

let me see wait

[atomic briar]

k

[finite spruce]

only the last two

thanks

you

best guy ever

[atomic briar]

k

thanks

it's also on the wiki

[rough axle]

And you can use /codes in #🎭-semblance

[finite spruce]

Man beyond grind is hard

Getting neptune is like 330+ Sx while i only have 44sx

[atomic briar]

upgrade uranus and the saturnian moons, and get scorpio

and if you have spare darwinium boost

[honest ether]

Guys, I got salmonella

[atomic briar]

oh no

‼️

[acoustic thicket]

Guys I have been playing this gamr for more than four years but no matter how hard I grind the events even with the boosts. It's still not enough to finish them in time. Do you guys have any advice?

[atomic briar]

time flux

[echo sedge]

at that point, for good advice, we'd probably need to watch you throughout an entire event

4 years, never finished a single event despite 4x boost.. yeah

[honest ether]

I’ve only been able to fully complete the James Webb event (the first time it was around) but I haven’t been that committed to one since it

[echo sedge]

though I hope you collect your rewards when you unlock them, especially the badges

[atomic briar]

where is the new linked roles button 😨

in game to link account

[rough axle]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-gone-reduced-to-atoms-end-game-infinity-war-gif-15573921

[atomic briar]

rah

😡

now i can't claim horizon spotter

man i just spent the last 5 minutes looking for the button in the same 3 places

[echo sedge]

its disappeared when the new save manager got introduced

[atomic briar]

yeah that's what i figured happened

why couldn't they just put it in the new menu rahhhh

[coarse narwhal]

What is this achievment?

[rough axle]

Canis Major I wanna say?

Not sure

[coarse narwhal]

Okay

[rough axle]

Yeah it is

Just checked

[coarse narwhal]

Thanks!

[finite spruce]

i forgot how do i get the star thing

on constellations for scorpio

[rough axle]

Rarely from stars or from ranking up

[astral mauve]

I had a dream where there was a new exploration which was discover: the Holocaust

[edgy elbow]

Can anyone tell me what I need to do to unlock these two hidden(?) nodes?

[finite spruce]

ok man what

[finite spruce]

Probably a bug

let me check to see if i have it hold on

nope i dont have it

Its probably something the devs are working on

[edgy elbow]

ahh oki

so you got the little node things too?

[finite spruce]

Yes i do

[edgy elbow]

thanks

[lean trench]

designed in autodesk fusion

[lean trench]

[gray yew]

wow

[gray yew]

wow

[royal stirrup]

howdy! I have a question: I have an issue with my android phone, and I'm struggling to get the save data on any other device (Windows, iOS)... is there any way to do it? thanks!

[rapid island]

guys
I think Cryptids Reserch should have a garden

[rough axle]

Gobekli tepe

[rough axle]

No

[edgy elbow]

huh?

[rough axle]

That’s what you need to unlock those two nodes

[edgy elbow]

what/where is Gobekli tepe?

[rough axle]

It’s an augmentation

Costs 150

[edgy elbow]

I cant see where it is

oh nvm found it

its the last one I have left

thanks

[astral mauve]

The currency was swastikas

[dreamy echo]

Maybe you shouldn't be talking about it here

[gray yew]

tryna save up all the darwinium i can rn

for the philosophy event

[solemn sonnet]

i got bored so i got the steam version

[steep barn]

Is using auto-clickers counted as cheating?

[rough axle]

No

[steep barn]

Why? I think that it's cheating because with auto-clickers you can get extremely fast click speeds, and more clicks per second = more gains per second

And some auto-clickers are so fast so can affect in the exploration events

[echo sedge]

The official reasoning is accessibility and injury prevention

Another part that's not often talked about whenever it's about human vs. machine: If you see the machine as "illegal" to use, there has to be a line in the metrics beyond which you punish players for using machinery. However, where to set that line is extremely hazy and you'll always end up having a bunch of false negatives or false positives

[echo sedge]

thats obviously a case which is definitely over such a hypothetical line xD but also, it's not doing as much as you think in events due to event upgrades often having a lot of bonus % attached to them

[craggy verge]

yea the percentages are crazy

one in outbreaks is like uh
1e21% more?

[echo sedge]

yup. and for the other explorations, those are much less competitive due to no rewards and stuff

[echo sedge]

syphylis outbreak, pretty late in the line

[craggy verge]

also i totally wasn't watching air crash investigation there

[atomic briar]

gobekli tepe from the shop

[sacred mountain]

You go play the beyond episodes without autoclicker or time warping, so hellish

[craggy verge]

-# stares in have been doing exactly that

[inland arch]

omg i finally got the 200 giganotosaur achievment

[craggy verge]

congrats

[inland arch]

after more than 6 months lol

[craggy verge]

that's a while

[rotund drift]

So i came back after a bit to the game. I have 24 trillion metabits but I am creating them very slowly(14 mill/sec)

How am I supposed to reach 85 trillion for the next simulation upgrade??

[echo sedge]

reboot the simulation if your boost is big enough, play Meso, Beyond, Event to get higher boost multipliers...

also, how does your augment shop look like?

[quiet kayak]

Hi

Is the Math Event limited? I missed it.

[sacred mountain]

Buy the artifacts and play other simulations more

[sacred mountain]

No

[sacred mountain]

GIANT SQUID RN

AND CAPYBARA

[quiet kayak]

What did you click to get in Math sim?

[rotund drift]

Its not available right now

it will come back later rn its diseases

[sacred mountain]

Play events, and sometimes he daily mutagen gives 5 logits

[rotund drift]

I was talking to @quiet kayak lol

[sacred mountain]

It had like the π symbol, it'll come back later

[sacred mountain]

My bad

[quiet kayak]

Ah I see. Thank you

[sacred mountain]

Also to upgrade this?

How? Thmnks

[echo sedge]

at least 2.5E51 / Hdc Entropy -> Giant Squid
Else -> Capybara

you cant upgrade the volcano

[sacred mountain]

Then why does it say 0/2 until promotion

[echo sedge]

because the devs just used the same framework as for all the other cards

[sacred mountain]

Oh thanks

I missed the 3rd gift..

[echo sedge]

... its still there for me?

[gray yew]

It should still be there. How did you “miss” it exactly?

[acoustic jolt]

Idk how to get the achievrment, do I just watch for a while or is it broken rn?

[echo sedge]

hint: ||what medium have people captured Bigfoot on?||

[acoustic jolt]

Ahhhhhhh

That was it

[echo sedge]

Youre welcome ^^

[acoustic jolt]

Thanks!!

And I can't spot the horizon yet

[sacred mountain]

It isn't there

[acoustic jolt]

Wtf?

[sacred mountain]

The 3rd gift randomly disappeared

[azure turtle]

Well looks like you were naughty this year

[sacred mountain]

I need the logits quickly

[acoustic jolt]

Maybe claimed via mistap?

Day 3 was Darwinium

[sacred mountain]

I didn't even click on it, what does it show when you click on it, because all of em have gone

[steep barn]

About the gifts: If one day is skipped (not connecting) the gift is lost or is saved so in one day two gifts can be claimed at once?

[acoustic jolt]

Saved

[sacred mountain]

I didn't acquire any

[acoustic jolt]

It just adds to the total

[sacred mountain]

How many tho

[acoustic jolt]

I want to say 4

[quiet kayak]

Can't get the gifts too.

I clicked on it. It doesn't do anything

Wait There is a philosophy event?

[acoustic jolt]

Weird

[acoustic jolt]

In rotation yeah

[gray yew]

In about 8 days, yes.

[gray yew]

ah

[quiet kayak]

Cool. 8 days, okay.

[rough axle]

You can’t open the closed gifts

If a gift is open, it model will be replaced with a darwinium or logit icon

[quiet kayak]

Why not?

Can you open it?

[rough axle]

No

[quiet kayak]

Oh I see.

Is it just a design then?

Or will it eventually serve a purpose?

[echo sedge]

the purpose is for us to get gifts. whenever a new day (as of the countdown displayed in the main sim) starts, the next present will open and we get some goodies

[quiet kayak]

Ah I see. But those gifts will never open? It's like....for conceptual purposes?

[next coral]

They will open

One opens each day

[rough axle]

One gift opens each day

[quiet kayak]

okay got it. Thanks ! 😊

[honest ether]

Rat

[rough axle]

🐁

[honest ether]

Time for the beyond episode 17, i think this is a big one (no spoilers)

[rough axle]

Last of series 1

[honest ether]

Oh it is just Alpha Centauri

[honest ether]

Do i finally get to leave our solar system

[rough axle]

You already have

[honest ether]

Wdym but series then, thought they just shoved Alpha Centauri with us so they didnt have to do something different with it

[rough axle]

Series 1 is 1-17 and came out all at once in November 2021

Series 2 is 18+ and started coming out in June 2023

[honest ether]

Ohh

How many episodes are there

[solemn sonnet]

like 27 if not beta

and 30 when beta

[strong sable]

Hey there, beauty!

I just joined the server

[solemn sonnet]

oh

[strong sable]

Good evening man

[solemn sonnet]

good evening, i am in a different time zone, so seeing this at approx 2:30 pm is strange

[quiet kayak]

this game sure has a lot of surprises. LOVE IT

[forest anchor]

Greetings

[next coral]

Are the sharks worth it?

Or are they a minor stepping stone, more like typical upgrades?

[echo sedge]

honestly, neither? considering the time frame needed to get them together with how much they upgrade the generator, they're really not doing anything. However, after the initial cost of like 4.5E8 / 450M, they're free to get, so....

[sacred mountain]

Kind of needed to 100% the simulation

[opaque pasture]

/linkgameaccount player_id: QpesH19Bvsbpllwq4ZcFo1t86gU6 code: c0372fa3-77fd-42c7-a96a-cb6ca3bcb4ea

[wanton cedar]

This event is super long

very hard to complete

[static pagoda]

yup

[steady dune]

I think this is the longest event( not the hardest with badges >-( )

-# 25000 points gained again in this event

[azure turtle]

This command was removed quite a while ago

[steady dune]

-# uh hello

[azure turtle]

Hello

[misty moat]

Just ran out of infinity pass and bought a new ine

One*

Stonks

[sacred mountain]

Guys... We got a hacker here

Where's the devs at??

[cloud ember]

No one reported it until you said something ig

[strange wing]

The outbreak event? It's not hard, it only took me less than a day to complete it

[serene heron]

does anybody know if once you're top 10 there's a way to know of much of a difference there is between everyone in

cuz the first place is sus as hell it's unreal

[steady dune]

no-

All you can do is keep your pace

[serene heron]

already playing like a maniac and not passing but it's more of an ego thing at this point

thanks!

[wanton cedar]

Actually, it is htat hard! Only finished today

[gray yew]

It being the most expensive event doesn’t help much.

The final contagion node costs ||4 million times more|| than the final pollination node!

More or less.

[wanton cedar]

Covid, no good

[gray yew]

I meant ||Medical Technology||

[sacred mountain]

Damn 😭

I sent an email regarding the hacker, and...

[formal kayak]

fighting fpr my life to keep that top 10

[sacred mountain]

Im already 18th im not recovering but i REALLY need the 100 logits

[steady dune]

You do it good-
0% boost and push the progress to here

[stuck basalt]

guys

Did they disable auto clickers?

[echo sedge]

No? Aside from the fact there was no recent update somehow breaking an external program, the devs already said they are allowing autoclickers for several reasons

Any issues you experience must be within the autoclicker itself

[stuck basalt]

Oh, well why dosent the autoclicker work for me in pc?

I see

What autoclicker do you use if you have one?

[echo sedge]

I've not played on steam for a while now. On mobile, I use "Auto Clicker"

[stuck basalt]

Alright

[sacred mountain]

Off topic (not really) but what are we gonna do with the hacker on the top200

Or are we not doing anything

[echo sedge]

We can't do anything. Either the automatic cheat detection finds them, or the devs do it manually once they're in office again.

[sacred mountain]

Well the automatic cheat detection isn't working bruh

[echo sedge]

Seems like we need to wait for the devs then, bruh

[sacred mountain]

I sent an email, expected it

[finite spruce]

12,870,000,000,000 metabits

lowkey

[formal kayak]

do you get banned if you change the date to 2037?

[sacred mountain]

Idk but they do catch you immediately

Probably crashing the simulation

[formal kayak]

It worked when it was still an offline game

like in 2020 i think

[sharp karma]

GUYS

MY TRIANGULUM GALAXY

GLITCHED

ITS RANK 12.

I RANKED IT UP AND THE CARD APPEARED LIKE 6 TIMES

I GOT A BUNCH OF COPIES OF DARK MATTER, CARDS, AND DARWINIUM

I'm him I guess

[rough axle]

Oh this happened to me once

I got a rank 22 Rigel

I don’t know what causes it

And I don’t think there’s any way to fix it

[sharp karma]

I mean that's mostly useless at least

But being able to surpass the rank max is questionable

[sharp karma]

The second before a supernova

[edgy elbow]

Oh wow!

I think the best I did before now was top 250

[raw pawn]

Dang! Y'all, we really need to get on this guy's level!

[raw pawn]

Nicely done, congrats!

[steady dune]

Another 1st place run
-# 30000 points goal next? uh it might be so hard

[gray yew]

the art garden looks sick ngl

would love to go there irl

also at least with the disease event i got a taste of being in the top 10

even if just for a few hours

[edgy elbow]

I really love the educational aspect of this game.
I have learnt a LOT compared to my school years
being brought up in a conservative xian family.

[gray yew]

Inorite. Even if some things are a little bit off, it's fun and educational. It's funducational!

Plus the gardens are stick with a capital S. I think the art one is my favourite.

Wait, scratch that. I know the art one is my favourite.

[forest anchor]

Just noticed the three-body problem trait :0

[gray yew]

/q

To better predict the fates of these celestial bodies, the secret is to treat space like a leaky balloon made of Swiss cheese.

I love modern science. /lh

[forest anchor]

Unsolvable problem x)

[gray yew]

And leaky swiss cheese balloon.

I love it when science suddenly goes all silly and informal.

Like that Mars Rover they fixed by getting it to hit itself. Repeatedly.

To say nothing of that hyena named Waffles...

(and her eventual clan takeover)

[sacred mountain]

Do i log in the event now or do the 12-24 hour late join

[rough axle]

Wait

[honest ether]

wait, the rigel dragon is based off something real…

Hmm

[sacred mountain]

I wish they made a logit generator, 1 logit/day

[cloud ember]

would be really op

[sacred mountain]

It will be ever so slightly better than the 5 logits in the daily mutagen but still need to play events for like 30/50 logits

[edgy elbow]

on prestige mode for valley

maxxed out the geodes in one hit

[sacred mountain]

What prestige

[edgy elbow]

first level of prestige

[sacred mountain]

They needa add the remaining wonders of the world as artifacts for a secret achievement

[solar niche]

Is anything aside from badges retained between explorations

[formal kayak]

it feels so nice calculating that it only takes around 3,4722222222222... hours for me to get 100T metabits

so i wil get around 300T metabits when i wake up for christmas yay

yo that meteorite is op i got 7.5T metabits in 15 secs

[solemn sonnet]

cool

[rough axle]

No

[honest ether]

Huzzah

[static pagoda]

oh my gosh

[sacred mountain]

Not pressing "collect" is criminal

[static pagoda]

how did you know what missions you need??

are you in another event???

[pliant tinsel]

What?

Aaaaa

[sacred mountain]

Beta event

[pliant tinsel]

That is tge beta

[static pagoda]

oh

[pliant tinsel]

Ahhh

[sacred mountain]

Better yet, how do you have 500k+ darwinium

[pliant tinsel]

I thought it was out already

xD

[static pagoda]

thats what i nees to know too

[pliant tinsel]

Bug

[static pagoda]

oh

[pliant tinsel]

A long time ago

[sacred mountain]

Can you spoil the 3 new beyond episodes

[pliant tinsel]

Was a big i didnt know ehat happende

[static pagoda]

ok

[rough axle]

BETA SPOILERA

[pliant tinsel]

Sorry

[static pagoda]

aaaaaa

[pliant tinsel]

I didnt know

I that it was ready the event

[pliant tinsel]

No

[sacred mountain]

Damn

[pliant tinsel]

classified information

[sacred mountain]

What's Laniakea?

And Eridanus supervoid tho

[solemn sonnet]

use ur gogle

[sacred mountain]

no i meant in the beta beyond

[solemn sonnet]

that question

is a good one

what are they

[sacred mountain]

Does it extend to the observable universe??

[pliant tinsel]

I dont know...

[pliant tinsel]

Is something

[sacred mountain]

A part of the beyond beta yeah?

Also are we getting new dinosaurs and prestige increase or no?

[solemn sonnet]

although of the wuestion is to the itl ones

laniakea is i think like a supercluster of galaxies

[pliant tinsel]

Y3s

[solemn sonnet]

and eridanus supervoid is

[pliant tinsel]

Our galaxy is there

[solemn sonnet]

well a void

[pliant tinsel]

There are like 100.000 galaxies

[sacred mountain]

So it does extend to the observable universe

[pliant tinsel]

In lanikaea

[solemn sonnet]

no its not even close to being 1% the size

[pliant tinsel]

Yes

[sacred mountain]

i meant the last episode of the beta

[pliant tinsel]

The observable universe is like 46 billion ligth years

[solemn sonnet]

no its billion

46 billion

[pliant tinsel]

That

Sorry yeah

[sacred mountain]

150 logits and a year for 100% completion..

[gray yew]

Woo.

But seriously how does everyone always have so much Darwinium

[olive crow]

Question, what’s the trophy for post modernism called?

[formal kayak]

the problem with not claiming

[spiral wren]

the calender, also the many many codes theyve made over the years, not to mention the new thingy that gives 3 darwinium for free like every day, over the last like 6 years and you get some pretty rediculous seeming numbers for a 100% f2p playthrough

[sacred mountain]

Mesozoic valley after prestige

[spiral wren]

that as well

but i never enjoyed mezo so i barely got to prestige 1

[sacred mountain]

it's pretty good once you do

Still better than the beyond episodes

[spiral wren]

real

[gray yew]

Really? I mean I’ve only prestiged once

[gray yew]

Damn

[spiral wren]

damn it's weird to think i've been playing c2s for 6 whole years

[sacred mountain]

I've started playing in November of this year 💀💀

[spiral wren]

oh, i mean i'm glad it gets new players still

i've been meaning to play a new save on an alt for a while, especially since my current save is literally older than mezo

[sacred mountain]

Is there any way I can go back in time to do the dodo event

[spiral wren]

i think they do it every halloween i may be wrong

[gray yew]

Nope, don't think you. Just wait another 10 months or so.

[sacred mountain]

If I'm going to wait till Halloween of next year I may forget about this game

[gray yew]

yikes /nay

[spiral wren]

i remember the event to unveil the mezo valley

basically its the same rock you click now to unlock it
but it was globally shared
and took a billion clicks iirc

i think it was a bit less, but definitely in the 100s of millions

[sacred mountain]

Imagine the amount of autoclickers set up for that

[spiral wren]

hundreds.

it took like, a week

[gray yew]

The Mesozoic beta was actually the first, and last, time I ever actually tested a beta thing

[sacred mountain]

When will the beta release

[spiral wren]

i wanted to test some of the betas but life always finds a way to make me busy

[gray yew]

The beta of what?

[gray yew]

I wanted to beta test the Math event. But I was doing the Extinction event.

[sacred mountain]

The beta... This CtS beta

[spiral wren]

oh buddy if you wanted to test the og beta

[gray yew]

I think there's already a beta for the 17th event.

oh that

[spiral wren]

you're like

MANY years fargone

many many many years

[sacred mountain]

me playing this game for a month already says many things

[spiral wren]

(6)

[gray yew]

well welcome either way

[gray yew]

i can still remember when the land garden was a scrubby patch of dirt

[sacred mountain]

Chaotic

[gray yew]

and the stone-iron garden was a small clearing

with idle animations

[spiral wren]

true and the old stone age monkey...

[gray yew]

and the middle age garden too

imagine doing a camera break on the gardens

i mean you technically can

(thats how i discovered the "secret" of the art garden")

aka this

[spiral wren]

ah yes

broken geometry

[gray yew]

the upside down /lh /ref

[sacred mountain]

This how y'all make me feel

[spiral wren]

i mean

you do know why right

it's so the "reflection" can exist

that's not a reflective panel, that's just translucent flooring

[gray yew]

so thats why theres an upside down version of it underneath the garden?

[spiral wren]

yea

[gray yew]

oh okay

now i see it

clever devs

clever

[spiral wren]

it's a cheap way of rendering a reflection

[gray yew]

TBH, this server feels like some weird middle ground to me.

[gray yew]

Well, it works.

[spiral wren]

yep

[spiral wren]

there's like

2 types of people on this server

[gray yew]

Babies and veterans?

[spiral wren]

"oh yeah guys i just joined i have like, all the event badges now"

[sacred mountain]

Whats y'all sim score

[gray yew]

2.01m

[spiral wren]

"i saw the clay of this game being mold before my very eyes, i remember when this game SUCKED"

[gray yew]

okay 2,007,006 to be more specific

[spiral wren]

honest to god i dont remember how to check

[gray yew]

click on your event icon

then click the button on the right

[sacred mountain]

I'm like idk 2.46M

[gray yew]

the one with the bars on it

[gray yew]

JEEBUS

[spiral wren]

AH

that

1.9 lel

[gray yew]

this one if you wanna be specific

Anyway, like I said, this server feels like a weird middle ground to me.

[spiral wren]

tbf i've basically done like

no events at all

[sacred mountain]

and the top 200 has a hacker at n1

[spiral wren]

well

"no evens"

[gray yew]

I'm used to being the least experienced or one of the least experienced people in a gaming community.

But here, I'm not in the "most experienced", nor in the "least experienced".

[formal kayak]

i am ready

[gray yew]

holy-

[spiral wren]

god

[spiral wren]

i remember when events first dropped

[sacred mountain]

"catch em all" ahh 😭

[gray yew]

is this how people seem to just breeze through the events

[spiral wren]

the jwst one was like

so weird in comparison to the rest of the sims

[gray yew]

our most recent pollination event was the second one id ever done

[spiral wren]

i remember complaining about it

since it REQUIRED you either sit and wait with an auto clicker or just spend darwinium

[gray yew]

well with the main gardens receiving very little in terms of updates

they gotta keep us engaged SOMEHOW

[spiral wren]

i dont have a problem with events, i just remember it was a steep difference to how idle the rest of the game was

[gray yew]

At least its funducational.

[formal kayak]

all were set to 1ms or 10ms

[spiral wren]

i guess

[gray yew]

im just nervous with the human body, tea and philosophy events

theyre the only events i havent finished

yet

[sacred mountain]

I couldn't finish the feline journey one

[spiral wren]

ones you couldn't finish eh?
i know a couple

[sacred mountain]

Acquired the first badge only

The remaining events reached challenge 2/3

[spiral wren]

oh also

ketmay
these side buttons here will give you like 2 darwinium each, and reset sometimes

[gray yew]

i know that

i thought it just meant like following something if you did that

but hm

[spiral wren]

no you literally just click them

and it's done

[gray yew]

i just tested the discord one

thisll come in handy for the human body event

[spiral wren]

(although honestly i do follow lunch on a couple of these already)

idk they post tidbits here an then

[gray yew]

well life just got a lot easier

16 more darwinium under my non existent belt

this makes things easier overall

for the philosophy and human body events

[spiral wren]

i dont remember the philosophy event being that crazy

[gray yew]

and if i get 3 darwinium per day starting tomorrow

[spiral wren]

am i insane

[gray yew]

Like I said, I've never finished that one. And it seems crazy to me.

I've never gotten past the first badge nor completed any of those colourful branches.

[spiral wren]

gee

[gray yew]

then thatll be 21 darwinium over the next week

[spiral wren]

im pretty sure i first tried it (i may be wrong)

[gray yew]

leading up to 57 darwinium in total

[gray yew]

like buddy you have to complete all of this to get badge no. 2

so im gonna have to be stingy with my darwinium

[spiral wren]

also there was this bug with the fungi event which was fixed but is still incredibly funny to me (screenshot from when it happened to me 2 years ago)

[gray yew]

hah

[sacred mountain]

Yeah I need me 500 darwinium for time flux

[spiral wren]

wait a fricken-
DAMN YOU COMPUTER LUNCH-

[formal kayak]

never leave your autoclicker in the wrong position i once left my autoclicker and went to do something

And it clicked on an BitLife ad..

And suddenly im in an insurance app that i never had

it clicked on the bit life ad
Then went to the play store
it clicked then on an youtube video
Then it clicked on a youtube ad for the insurance app
then it installed the app
and went into it

i swear on my left and right kidney this happend

[gray yew]

never time fluxed myself

[spiral wren]

i've been trolled

[gray yew]

except for the free gifts

[formal kayak]

like this is insane

[rough axle]

this is why i never leave an autoclicker unattended

[sacred mountain]

damn from top 368 to top 2 right now

[formal kayak]

it fr installed an insurance app

[gray yew]

wait you just noticed

[spiral wren]

YOU THINK I CHECK THIS MENU OFTEN?

[gray yew]

oh

[spiral wren]

so

okay okay okay

for reference

[spiral wren]

THIS
was a bug a lot of people had following the fungi event

[gray yew]

mh

m

[spiral wren]

so the next like, "update" or whatnot added a button to the settings to fix it

which, as you can tell by me having the other two badges, "worked"

but i guess it also scraped the 3rd one from me?

idk i'm not mad i'm just...

surprised?

[gray yew]

i guess since it was a bug (pun unintended), it decided to "fix" it

or something

It's okay. I'd be mad too.

[formal kayak]

guys im gatekeeping a bug that gives me a lot of additional money and im not telling 😎

[spiral wren]

also heres me flexing while complaining i had to spend a 2 measly darwinium

you IDIOT paradime you had like 200 i know that for a fact you-

[gray yew]

Cool.

[formal kayak]

but probably yall.know it already

were all just not telling the devs so they dont patch it right?

[gray yew]

I don't know, and I don't care.

[spiral wren]

yknow this isn't like

a competitive game right

[gray yew]

That's what I like about #🏆-share-your-prestige. It's not #show-off-your-prestige.

[spiral wren]

it's an idle game, just say the bug man be the nice man to "big brother" lucnh

[gray yew]

Plus, the devs do come here, sometimes.

[spiral wren]

and when they do the heavens fall and the world ends