💬-cells-chat

[final spindle]

guys

[wispy ocean]

Has anyone else's simulation speed been reduced a lot?

Plus I used to get qdc in primary sim now I get tdc

During the same session

[opaque turret]

guess what - transfer fro mobile to steam doesn't ven work correctly

I hate this update more and more

canging my review to negative now

sorry, but this is unbearable

[wispy ocean]

Fr

The games messing up

[opaque turret]

my mobile phone, after 2 minutes (!!!!= got so hot that I almost dropped it

tried again

same result

now what?????????????

guess it's time to use Cheat Engine

[last nova]

bruh i get like 4000 per sec

[opaque turret]

On mobile an add just DOWNLOADED ANOTHER APP

WITHOUT ASKING

LIKE A VIRUS

BUYER BEWARE+

honestly, this is NOT OK TO DO AT ALL and is EXACTLY WHY I DON'T PLAY THESE GAMES ON MOBILE

normally on iOS you have to confirm installing apps, no idea what it did

there was this Apocalypse clicker shit

MASIVE SECURITY RISK - I WISH I HAD NOT DONE THAT
SEE ABOVE

[kindred rock]

weird

never happend to me

you probably clicked install

[opaque turret]

normally you have to press a key 2 times on iOS

no

like a HARDWARE KEY

2 times, quickly

[kindred rock]

wdym?

[opaque turret]

that does not happen accidently

[kindred rock]

weird

[candid compass]

Hello

[opaque turret]

on an iphone 11 you have to press that button (which normally locks the device) two times to install an app

and/or enter a password

the add just did so without asking for any of that (via malicious code??)

how it normally looks

honestly this is not just a "simple bug"

what if it had been something that steals all my data?

basically I can reinstall the whole phone at this point

[noble finch]

are you stupid why would the the game install it

[opaque turret]

not the game, the adds the game loaded did it - likely because provisions

it showed an add for this stupid apocalypse clicker before

don't ask me how they did it, I KNOW I didn't install it accidently, as that is not so easy on iOS (see above)

password and then the double tap

[desert pebble]

I help on a roblox game called "Find The planets"

[vivid oasis]

So that's quite weird indeed. Did I miss some kind of bug today? 🤔

[fossil quiver]

I am very bored and it's 22

[upper jetty]

I have 20 fragments. Do I save for Eridanus or get Ursa Major now?

[kindred rock]

I would recommend Eridanus

[simple jolt]

Whats beyond 19 gonna be?

[upper jetty]

Aight

[azure turtle]

Can you elaborate?

[azure turtle]

It isn't the cts fault for ads like this and honestly, I never encountered an ad that automatically installed an app on my phone

[azure turtle]

Like for everyone
Devs are currently doing metabits tuning which decreased metabits production and therefore normal production a lot

[opaque turret]

me neither before this

but it is their fault for choosing a scummy add provider

[azure turtle]

Isn't the only provider is Google for them?
I'm not sure though, I just remember that they said something like this somewhere

[opaque turret]

don't ask me - especially since the said app does not show up under bought apps (maybe it was a web app used to spam? I have no idea, phone is wiped and will be restored tomorrow; no data loss except for Cell To Singularity)

[vocal creek]

Why? Ursa major provides a larger boost

[misty lantern]

Sup, anyone know if there are any new redeem codes past beagle?

[earnest topaz]

This page says the maximum number of prestiges in Mezo is 10. But I'm past that now. https://cell-to-singularity.fandom.com/wiki/Mesozoic_Valley#Prestige Any ideas? I don't mean to be rude but I am really getting tired of these dinos. Sorry!

Also, the land garden. Is this a beta thing?

[limber rover]

i have like prestige 5 + badges + 18 beyond + 4X + autoclick = 2.13 million

[limber rover]

wdym past prestige 10

[earnest topaz]

I mean I got to prestige and it just keeps going, it says "14" in the corner.

please tell me I don't have to do another 50 levels of these damn dinosaurs

[inland geyser]

well you have to complete the last prestige

[earnest topaz]

so that's what, 50?

[candid forge]

every 50 ranks you gain 1 prestige level

[earnest topaz]

oh god

[candid forge]

asteroid prestige is called rank to avoid confusion

[earnest topaz]

ok, I think I'll leave the dinosaurs alone for a while

Thank you for explaining it though!

[narrow shale]

teach me how to get higher rank on meso and beyond

[cerulean heart]

First meso prestige is the longest

save for one or even two Diamond Geodes

after that prestiges can be finished in a week tops

[humble gyro]

im so careless at using darwinium that i keep buying 20 darwin geode

[cerulean heart]

this gives you plenty of darwinium that you can use in The Beyond

[narrow shale]

thxxx

[exotic matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/sussy-dogs-whatadogdoing-sobaka-psina-gif-26499457

[rain ermine]

Post in #😂-memes pls

[exotic matrix]

this not mem

i dont speak enghleish

[normal anchor]

Yeah, not all gifs are memes.

[normal anchor]

#🇷🇺-pyccкий

[thorny basalt]

Do I miss anything? It takes years to get the last update. And how to get faster metabits?

[past stag]

They are tuning metabits, so we need to be patient.

[glad comet]

The new beyond update is fire

[sour heath]

Hello guys

[azure turtle]

Hey

[azure turtle]

Alright
If I get to know anything about cts ads providers, I'll let you know, also, what do you mean by transfer from mobile to steam doesn't work (like, elaborate what actually happened)

I got it @opaque turret #1018528481778339940 message

[heavy gull]

i will need 3871 years to reach the next update 😄

[trail bridge]

how do i get these last 3

[lilac owl]

for what i remember there's one that you can only unlock during halloween

and for the other two, which i just checked right now, one you can unlock when you have the dancing flatworm costume in the logit store, and the other one you'd have to find a code in the game's special roblox game

[little halo]

the code is bea-

[lilac owl]

triz

[trail bridge]

very cool

[trail bridge]

where do i find the statue where i unput the code

[vocal vapor]

Does simulation 1 generate more Metabits? My simulation 2 is only generating 2,576 and to add 1 trillion will take a century.

[main kernel]

When you restart you get a mutiplier and the longer you played one sim the bigger the mutiplier so sim 2 should be a bit faster
However yeah the devs are doing metabit tuning

[sharp sluice]

Me when the first time i played cell to singularity:

Technically, we are all in prison because we are CELL MATES

[ionic bloom]

you found the statue already, now click the inscription

I GOT SEDNA YOOOOOOOO (yes i know part two came out but im still on part one shut up)

also look up pokemon 591.

[random portal]

Finished the new beyond episode

[high oak]

[ionic bloom]

fungus among us

[sharp sluice]

Fungus +

[trail bridge]

wha

[ionic bloom]

the statue on galapagos?

the one you already got the acheivemant for?

it's in the animal overworld?

[bright hull]

Hello

Has anyone found this

[ebon quest]

is it me or the nano bots are slow this patch

[bright hull]

No

[ebon quest]

i swear they were shooting out tons of cps last update now its slow

[azure turtle]

Yep, many people

[bright hull]

What is the code?

[azure turtle]

||BEAGLE||

[glass breach]

WHY DID I GET JUMPSCARED WITH THIS

I MEAN THANKS BUT WHY

[final spindle]

how do you make the custom tech trees bruh

[azure turtle]

Simple, you don't

[fathom trench]

I got roles?

oh no

clearly haven't played the game enough lol

[azure turtle]

To get roles you need to link your game to discord first

And then give yourself the roles if you meet requirements for any

@fathom trench Here's more detailed instruction

[fathom trench]

Yeah I think the thing worked, I just don't think I met the requirements for any lol

[azure turtle]

#📢-announcements message
(Why the link didn't send)

[earnest topaz]

Yes but I have no idea how I did it

[maiden crypt]

You need to go in the biology garden and use photo mode to click on one of the background islands

[sharp sluice]

Mf's after seeing beyond for the first time

Me after spending all my darwinium that i worked hard for days, weeks, months just to spend it on them black hole's

[kindred rock]

you mean darwinium?

[sharp sluice]

Damn

[kindred rock]

lol

[cerulean zephyr]

I finished the game and then lost my account 😢😭

When I got a new phone

[sharp karma]

Also you not caring that they were extremely not worth it like a chad:

[desert pebble]

yo

[sharp sluice]

Imao ofcourse its a joke with the gif i never buyed it:/

[coarse narwhal]

I'm confused, why Alpha Centauri is treated as part of the solar system in the beyond??

[glass breach]

I'm confused, do any of ya'll have the 'supporters badge' ?

[normal anchor]

N o p

[inland inlet]

How?

[coral fractal]

I'm not explore so idk why he is on my screen

[coral fractal]

Watch a Lotta ads

[inland inlet]

I do tho

I shall give them money instead

[coral fractal]

Then watch more

I haven't bought anything with money and have it

[cold schooner]

Me after spending a year to go to beyond because I quit the game a lot of times and then I get beyond just a see a little model of the solar system and some info:

[normal anchor]

how in the world do you watch ads on the steam version?

[inland inlet]

How many prestiges are possible for meso?

[normal anchor]

550 (Rank up)

wait... is it rank up or prestige?

ahh...

[normal anchor]

10 which i think is the max.

[inland inlet]

Thanks!

Yeah this thing

[glass breach]

Same!

[glass breach]

Thanks for the explanation ^^

[desert pebble]

whats yalls singularity record

[woven beacon]

should i keep on phone or move to pc

[inland inlet]

Lemme check

[rare ember]

1:58 i think

[desert pebble]

I personally like pc more

[desert pebble]

That’s good

Mines 2:02

Cause I got tangled up and forgot to get humans before going into idea tap

[inland inlet]

I got 1:51

[cinder pike]

I have 1:29

[desert pebble]

is saving for this worth it cuz i been stuck on this cetaceans branch for so long (far right)

[inland inlet]

I just stay in the pop up window for speedrunning and I keep the nanobots going

[inland inlet]

Pc?

[cinder pike]

Phone

[desert pebble]

i use the auto buy too

[inland inlet]

Ok, ok

Respectable

[cinder pike]

Why , is pc easier ?

[desert pebble]

kinda

[inland inlet]

Just wait till you see echolocations price

[inland inlet]

I've heard

I'm on mobile

[desert pebble]

i wont even be able to GET to echolocation if i cant get past this

[inland inlet]

Patience ;3

[desert pebble]

is there like a shortcut to make your entropy enter udc and tdc numbers

this is very important information

[cinder pike]

I just bought echolocation along the squid upgrades, i had 4x boost and i got 2 comets, and i activated nanobots

I peaked at 28m metabits per second also

[inland inlet]

Dream luck lol

[cinder pike]

Not really luck, comets aren't that rare

[inland inlet]

Dawg i get like 148/sec

[desert pebble]

i feel like just resetting the simulation over and over again saving up my boosts

and if i get even more desperate i'll use darwinium

[inland inlet]

I mean, 000,000,000,148

[cinder pike]

Time skips aren't really worth it

[inland inlet]

How do you speedrun the metabits?

[cinder pike]

It's better to just spam nanobots with 4x boost

And if you can get a comet it will be much faster

[desert pebble]

i just got a comet

W

[cinder pike]

My goal wasn't even to speedrun metabits, i just wanted to buy the echolocation upgrade

[inland inlet]

Mine showed down to a crawl
I haven't earned practically any recently

[desert pebble]

i got 1.18b metabits

im thinking of buying that 1.50b metabit thingy

i hope it'll make me progress

[inland inlet]

It should

[cinder pike]

Me too, i am stuck at luke 1500 per second

Like*

[desert pebble]

this thing

[inland inlet]

Lucky

[desert pebble]

i hope i progress faster with thius

[inland inlet]

Where is that

[cinder pike]

Have been max for so long, i forgor what that is🤣

[cinder pike]

15000 PER SECOND???

[inland inlet]

Same

[cinder pike]

Bro is getting more than me lol

[inland inlet]

:0

[desert pebble]

i dont havbe that much

it was 30k not too long ago

[inland inlet]

Dude you have 10X his

[cinder pike]

I have 700t metabits, but rn im getting 1.5k a second😭

They really nerfed me

[inland inlet]

Dude you're earning 100.46xmore than me

[desert pebble]

will the 1.50b thing just run my metabits into the ground or will it help me progress on buying out the cetaceans branch

[cinder pike]

Had to do the math lol

[inland inlet]

Calculator break lol

[cinder pike]

Idk i forgot , but it's probably the right thing

What does it do?

[desert pebble]

i hope so

idk im trying to look it up

it looks loike a hedgehog?

[cinder pike]

I think it unlocks a new creatures

[desert pebble]

can you show me what this area looks like for you two

[cinder pike]

YES I REMEMBER, THAT'S HOW YOU UNLOCK THE LION

[desert pebble]

if you're on the game rn

[desert pebble]

monotremes

how much it give

[cinder pike]

What is your strongest creatures rn?

[desert pebble]

cetacean

and caniform making about half of that

[cinder pike]

My monotremes are worse than my cetaceans

Also do you have logits?

[desert pebble]

17 rn

[desert pebble]

im willing to do just abt anything to shortcut this

[cinder pike]

Capybara will make glires much stronger

They are like my second strongest by far

[desert pebble]

rn my glires arent very strong

ig i'll farm fungus

how much does capybara cost again

[cinder pike]

That is 10000000000000% stronger

[desert pebble]

HUH

[inland inlet]

Whats the most efficient unlockable logic creature?

[cinder pike]

Or 100b times stronger

[cinder pike]

Squid is strongest, but it's super hard to get, but glires is more efficient

[desert pebble]

fungi lookin bad rn

[cinder pike]

You still have time

[inland inlet]

Is it more expensive than echo?

[desert pebble]

fungal living is actually making me a lot of profit wow

my strognest

[cinder pike]

Yes, it has two upgrades that cost 1HDC, that is 1000xQDC

[inland inlet]

Lorde

[cinder pike]

Each upgrade is slightly more expensive than echo

[inland inlet]

😭

[cinder pike]

Like 67Qdc difference

Also DON'T BUY ECHOLOCATION

[desert pebble]

i ain even worrying abt qdc rn

[cinder pike]

It does nothing

[desert pebble]

i got barely 2 billion

[cinder pike]

It's useless

[inland inlet]

I'm not im using it for reference

[cinder pike]

Good

[desert pebble]

is autoclicker allowed btw

[cinder pike]

All my homies hate echo

[desert pebble]

i think i remember it is

[cinder pike]

Idk actually

Do you have nanobots unlocked?

[desert pebble]

yeah

alr i searched "autoclicker allowed" and found out theyre allowed

[cinder pike]

Try watching an ad each time for them, they helped me complete every event

[desert pebble]

imma turn it on my pc and talk to yall on my phone

[desert pebble]

im on pc

[cinder pike]

They are allowes but they will ruin the experience

[desert pebble]

Grinding for days on end ruins the experience for me tbh

[cinder pike]

The experience is that you wait 50 days for 1 upgrade

Lol

Then find out the upgrade does nothing

[desert pebble]

Lmaooo

[cinder pike]

Literally echolocation

It's the most useless thing ever

[desert pebble]

What does it even say it does

[cinder pike]

It makes mammals 10000% stronger

[desert pebble]

Bro that’s like nothing

[cinder pike]

But they will still be shit after buying it

[desert pebble]

Unless you have like trillions of mammals

[desert pebble]

It should apply to every sub-mammal type like rodents and any land animal

That would make it ip

[cinder pike]

That would make eveything weak except lions

And maybe whales

But i agree, it should effect all mammals

[desert pebble]

hi~

Hey

Wsp

i'm good

hbu

Good

nice

Frustrated though cuz it’s so hard to progress in this game rn

i just started

That’s cool

i'm on computer

[cinder pike]

Guess what is the strongest creature in the end game

[desert pebble]

The games very fun when you just start

[desert pebble]

Lemme guess squid

if you have a mouse with it you can triple click

I just autoclick

[cinder pike]

Squid isn't an actual creature, it's an upgrade

[desert pebble]

it work's?

Yea

Why triple click when you can have like 30 clicks per second

i have 200

Entropy?

[cinder pike]

Actual strongest creatures is jellyfish🤣

[desert pebble]

REALLY

wow

Is there a specific upgrade that makes them that way

Cuz rn mine are useless

[desert pebble]

crazy

Barely makes me a million

[cinder pike]

Yeah, the giant squid logit purchase

Makes them a monster

[desert pebble]

imma continue playing

I’m close to hitting 15b fungi

[desert pebble]

Have fun

[cinder pike]

It makes them quadrillions of times better

[desert pebble]

BROOO

That’s actually crazy tho

[cinder pike]

Although it's the most expensive upgrade lol

[desert pebble]

Imma stick to capybara tho i don’t think I could afford those upgrades in a trillion years

[cinder pike]

Btw jellyfish are like 60% of my earnings

[cinder pike]

Also giant squid logit is like 75 logits or 100

[desert pebble]

It’s 100

Brooo when am I gonna get domesticated fungi

[cinder pike]

Mesozoic and beyond also help

[desert pebble]

My Mesozoic is tier 6

[cinder pike]

I think each tier adds 0.1x

Beyond is slower but each rank is like 0.25x or something

[desert pebble]

i'm so good at every game i touch -_-

[cinder pike]

Not me lol

[desert pebble]

it's crazy

[cinder pike]

I play like 20 games and i suck at each one lol

[desert pebble]

i just started like

10 min

It makes me rage sm

Beyond

ago

i got mercury already

[cinder pike]

I honestly played beyond because i like space stuff

[desert pebble]

same

[cinder pike]

Just wait till you reach rank 18

They are going to add 1 rank each 2 months btw

[desert pebble]

you should watch space_chip

on youtube

he does alot of spce

[cinder pike]

My nerdy a** found something wrong with alpha centauri on beyond lol

It's a bug, there are 2 atar systems called alpha centauri

[desert pebble]

wait are we able to sear in this server cause i don't look at rules at all

swear*

Yes

[cinder pike]

Idk man, i posted a meme video of hitl** and it got removed

[desert pebble]

nice

[cinder pike]

There are 2 alpha centauris

[desert pebble]

ok

bro i'm close to rank two

already

in just 15 min

[cinder pike]

Rank 18, in 30 days if you REALLY grind it

Or i was just slow

[desert pebble]

😳

Feel like I’m making no actual progress in this game bruh

[desert pebble]

😂

[cinder pike]

Once you get the capybara, you will be like 1m times better

[desert pebble]

On fungi world im not making progress either

Fungi missions are time consuming

[cinder pike]

I completed it in under 1 days lol

[desert pebble]

I need to save 150b for fungal burial

With autoclicker I make 81m/s

15 minutes

Should I invest in something

[cinder pike]

Is there anything you can buy?

[desert pebble]

Any of the fungi yeah

Living, cleaners, fungi, fungi of the forest

[cinder pike]

See which one will help most

[desert pebble]

Fungal cleaners help the most rn

Well fungi of the forest does but I don’t have a lot of them

[cinder pike]

Can you send a picture of how much it makes

[cinder pike]

Does fungi of the forest cost 9 million to buy

[desert pebble]

900m

Now 1.40b I bought some

[tropic pollen]

Ughhhhh this mushroom thing is so hardddddddd

[desert pebble]

It’s giving me 10m/s rn

[cinder pike]

How much u have?

[desert pebble]

3b

[tropic pollen]

1.03m

[desert pebble]

Im constantly investing tho

[cinder pike]

Next upgrade costs 1.5b?

[tropic pollen]

Idk

[desert pebble]

3b now

Next upgrade is 150b

Which is what I need to get domesticated fungi I thin

Think

[cinder pike]

Do you have it unlocked?

[desert pebble]

No

[cinder pike]

Domesticated fungi*

[tropic pollen]

Bro what the hell

300m?

For forest fungi????

Damn I can't even get 2 mil

[cinder pike]

As soon as you unlock new fungi type, try your best to buy it

It's a big jump

[desert pebble]

Yeah upgrades are really time consuming

Im grinding hard rn

I got my fungi to 100m/s with autoclicker

[tropic pollen]

Tagt cheating

[desert pebble]

No it isn’t

[cinder pike]

Can yall show me you upgrade tree

[desert pebble]

I’m 10% the way of getting that upgrade

[cinder pike]

Buy the 80b one?

Wait

[desert pebble]

It upgrades fungi of the forest

[cinder pike]

What is next to fungal living

[desert pebble]

All those I have

Nothing to buy over there

[cinder pike]

Then buy the 80b one, it will help towards the 150b

[tropic pollen]

I'm gonna drive to a burger king

[desert pebble]

Alr

[tropic pollen]

Can I get a double whopper with no cueese

[desert pebble]

It take abt 10 seconds to earn 1b

Lemme do math real quick

[cinder pike]

13 minutes

[desert pebble]

13 minutes of auto clicking with my earning

[cinder pike]

And 20 secs

[desert pebble]

Bro did the math

When I was boutta

[tropic pollen]

I should buy more fungal livings

[desert pebble]

Yeah I wanna cut that down to abt 10

[cinder pike]

That sounds wrong, there has to be an upgrade to do

[tropic pollen]

Now I have 70

[desert pebble]

Just defense alert and fungal burial

[cinder pike]

Buy the 300m

Show me your generator menu

[desert pebble]

Me or him

[cinder pike]

Both

[tropic pollen]

I uhhh

Used nanobots

[desert pebble]

124.15m

[woven beacon]

What is that

[desert pebble]

Holdup j gotta activate those

[tropic pollen]

And now I have 121.88m

[tropic pollen]

Uhoh

[desert pebble]

I’m getting 300m/s with nano bots and autoclick

[tropic pollen]

Don't buy the purple head

The game will crash

[desert pebble]

I’m at 35b

[cinder pike]

You can watch and ad for nanobot refill

[woven beacon]

Why

[tropic pollen]

The game will crash

[cinder pike]

Thats the point, it has to crash to progress further

[desert pebble]

What purple head

[woven beacon]

Then what do i buy

[cinder pike]

The singularity

[tropic pollen]

Stop playing

[woven beacon]

solar thing?

[tropic pollen]

Don't buy the thing

Just stop plsying

[desert pebble]

No buy the singularity

[tropic pollen]

Or else it'll crash

[desert pebble]

It helps you progress further

Singularity helps

[tropic pollen]

Idiots

[cinder pike]

Buy the purple thing, the game will crash but it will unlock more progression

[woven beacon]

lol i buy it before

[desert pebble]

That’s why we’re thousands of times further than you

Because were idiots

[woven beacon]

I knew what will happen

[cinder pike]

Then buy it again, 2nd time it won't crash

[desert pebble]

Fr

[cinder pike]

Only 1st time

[desert pebble]

I love trying to speedrun singularity

My fastest time is 2:02

[cinder pike]

What's your best time?

Mine is 1:29

[desert pebble]

Nicee

[cinder pike]

Also try to get under 2 minutes, there is an achievement for that

[desert pebble]

I tried again to speedrun like 20minutes ago and my nanobots kept circling jellyfish so I had to do everything myself

[tropic pollen]

I buyed singularity in 19 minutes

[cinder pike]

You can move the screen to guide them

[tropic pollen]

It was simulation 7 i think

[desert pebble]

I did

They were glitched

[cinder pike]

That sucks

[tropic pollen]

Dude

I'm on simulation 7

[desert pebble]

You can reset fungi world to earn more right

Bro I’m almost there

13b more

[cinder pike]

Anyways can you send the generator menu?

[desert pebble]

The top?

Ohh

[cinder pike]

The bottom menu

[desert pebble]

I got by

[cinder pike]

Then buy the 80b upgrade

[desert pebble]

8b more till defense alert

[desert pebble]

I’m close

[desert pebble]

Why is bros game in a foreign language

Unless you speak it

Oh

Nvm you do

I’m dumb

[cinder pike]

Because he speaks it?

[woven beacon]

That is fucking Chinese

[cinder pike]

Lol

[desert pebble]

I can’t tell the difference I only speak English and Spanish

[tropic pollen]

Pf curse

Of course an american

[woven beacon]

早上好中國現在我有冰淇淋

[tropic pollen]

Doesn't know what's japanese what is chinese

[cinder pike]

I speak English and arabic

[desert pebble]

Don’t make fun of me for being American

[tropic pollen]

你们真的认为我不是中国人吗？

[woven beacon]

我很喜歡冰淇淋

[desert pebble]

Not everyone speaks either of those languages

I earn 187.29m/s now

With the upgrade

hi

Hey

i'm back

[woven beacon]

lol

It jumpscare me

[desert pebble]

I fr got scared like two years ago when I first got that

Thought my phone crashed or sm

[cinder pike]

Phone go brrrr

[desert pebble]

bro when i first played i didn't realise than i make 177 of those things

Huh

in four minutes

[tropic pollen]

Ok bye

I'm not gonna spend 50 minutes on buying mushrooms

[cinder pike]

There is also alcohol

Do you want to buy it?

[desert pebble]

LOL

[woven beacon]

Found this by accident

[desert pebble]

Ngl Im this close to buying 5k Darwinium and just cheating the whole game

This is how much the grind frustrates me

[cinder pike]

Don't do it, it's not worth it

[desert pebble]

bye

imma go to sleep

It’s like the cts equivalent of buying alcohol to fix your problems

lmao

[tropic pollen]

What the

75m%

[desert pebble]

Single fathers when they get fired from a job

[tropic pollen]

Lmfao

[cinder pike]

Life 750000000000% more better

[desert pebble]

@cinder pike you can reset fungi exploration right

To further progress

Like every other simulation

[cinder pike]

Nah

[desert pebble]

That fucking sucks

[cinder pike]

But when the even comes next time, your previous event badges will make it better

Look at the top of the screen

I have 75% boost from previous badges

[desert pebble]

Oh

[cinder pike]

1st badge gives 5%
2nd is 10%
3rd is 15%

[woven beacon]

bro its 12:18am how did you go to sleep

[desert pebble]

Time zones

[woven beacon]

Oh

[desert pebble]

It could be 3 am for them

Or a time to sleep

[cinder pike]

Its 7:19 am for me

Lol

[woven beacon]

Frogot about that

[desert pebble]

12 am

I bought the 150b upgrade bye

Btw*

[cinder pike]

Now buy domesticated fungi

[desert pebble]

Yeah

The upgrade will make it easy

[cinder pike]

It will unlock more upgrades for itself

[desert pebble]

Hope these upgrades aren’t crazy expensive

Like 1t

[cinder pike]

Why does mind altering fungi look delicious 😭

It will probably kill me tho

[cinder pike]

The upgrades for domesticated fungi are

1st is 600b

2nd 1.5t🤣

3rd is 20t

And 4th is 400QI

[desert pebble]

Domesticated fungi better make these a breeze

[cinder pike]

The 600b upgrade makes domesticated fungi 300% more efficient

The 1.5t upgrade makes it 1000% better

The 20t makes it 200% better

[desert pebble]

At least they’re good upgrades

[cinder pike]

And the 400Qi upgrade is...

300000000% better

Lol

[desert pebble]

W

[cinder pike]

Btw after the 20t upgrade, you will unlock tasty fungi

[desert pebble]

Oo

[cinder pike]

Tasty fungi has the alcohol upgrade

It costs 90sx

[desert pebble]

Nahhh

What does tasty fungi generate

Like without upgrades

If you know

[cinder pike]

Inflation hit hard lol

Alcohol is 90sx rn

[cinder pike]

I don't know

[desert pebble]

Imma leave my shit on overnight

[cinder pike]

Sounds like a great idea

Btw the event leaderboard are filled with bots/hackers

So don't get discouraged

[desert pebble]

Nah I’m just tryna level up in main story

Idc about being on top

[cinder pike]

The best 3 people are cheaters

The best 50 more like

Their numbers are unimaginable

[desert pebble]

Yea

[wraith terrace]

What do the leaderboards show?

Haven't unlocked multiplayer, don't get the point of it.

[desert pebble]

yoyoyo

sup guys

hello?

-_-

POV: a dead active server be like

[inland geyser]

pov

you have no patience

[desert pebble]

wow

[desert pebble]

funny

lmao

lol

[inland geyser]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[desert pebble]

yeah yeah laugh it up

[inland geyser]

Oh don't mind if I do

HO HO HO!!!!

[little halo]

a gnom message i finally agree with

[pliant orchid]

Ain’t no one got this without hacks

[inland geyser]

i got without hackz

and i'm a millionaire

[pliant orchid]

🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

[inland geyser]

👽

[desert pebble]

Afked for like 2 hours and got enough for the 1.5t upgrade @cinder pike

[cinder pike]

At that pace you are gonna complete the event

[desert pebble]

Bet

Also why is my profile name and pfp floating around the screen

[cinder pike]

I think because you are following someone on the leaderboards

[cinder pike]

Oh hi onion guy

[inland geyser]

Yes

Tis me

[cinder pike]

Have you finished fungi event?

[inland geyser]

No

I haven't played cts today

Or yesterday

[cinder pike]

You are too busy making studies about the sun, roman man?

[inland geyser]

Lol nah

Just been playing other games

[cinder pike]

Playing rise of kingdoms? Building your roman empire

[inland geyser]

Haha nah, been playing crossout mostly

[cinder pike]

Yeah i have played that on my ps4

Like 4 years ago lol

[inland geyser]

Neat, it's pretty fun

[cinder pike]

I didn't play it for long lol

Idk why

But the game concept is pretty neat

[inland geyser]

Yeah tis

[cinder pike]

There isn't many games like it

Also is it still getting updates ?

[inland geyser]

Yeah, new battle pass came out a bit ago

[cinder pike]

It has battle passes now huh

Last time i played there was 0 battle pass

[inland geyser]

Huh

Interesting

[cinder pike]

They followed fortnite

Imagine cts adds a battle pass😭

[inland geyser]

Lol

[cinder pike]

If they make it purchasable with darwinium, then it will be a kinda good update

[inland geyser]

But then I'd never be able to complete it

I never have darwinium for some reason

[cinder pike]

Just like mesozoic lol

The highest i got was 101, bought a blackhole

[desert pebble]

Also my autoclicker got intercepted by one of them flying mushrooms that pop u and make you pay darwinium

So I lost a good hour of grind

[cinder pike]

Thats hilarious

[inland geyser]

Funy

[desert pebble]

It’s fine tho cuz I got all I need

I’ll get medicine in no time

[cinder pike]

Give us today's wisdom

[remote violet]

Hello

[cinder pike]

Hi

[remote violet]

I updated my stats but wont show

[inland geyser]

A man with two fish cannot hold his own bladder

[remote violet]

[cinder pike]

You have to do something in discord

[remote violet]

Oh

[inland geyser]

Gonna have to enter the bowels of the cord

[remote violet]

?

[cinder pike]

I forgot how😭

[inland geyser]

Idk what you guys are on about

[cinder pike]

You have to assign roles

[inland geyser]

Alright

[cinder pike]

I think it's in the dicord server settings

[inland geyser]

Oh

Roles

I see

[desert pebble]

Cheese

So once you complete the 9 quests you can no longer get log it’s?

[inland geyser]

Queso

[inland geyser]

Correct

[cinder pike]

Go into discord server settings, the i think there is an option called"roles"

[desert pebble]

How much do the 9 quests give you tho

[inland geyser]

50

[desert pebble]

50!?

[cinder pike]

Every event is 50

[inland geyser]

Yup

[desert pebble]

I won’t even be able to get capybara

[cinder pike]

How much does it cost?

[desert pebble]

100

[inland geyser]

Wait till the next event then

[cinder pike]

WHAT, i thought it was 50

[desert pebble]

Isn’t there like another event right after this one

[inland geyser]

There is

[cinder pike]

Next event in like 5 days

Deep sea exploration

[desert pebble]

That might be fun

How long do these last in general

[inland geyser]

A week

Ish

[desert pebble]

That’s good

[cinder pike]

WAIT deep sea exploration came out around the time the titan sub imploded...

The timing lol

[inland geyser]

Yes, the devs were in on it

😉

[cinder pike]

Also iron lung devs

[inland geyser]

And gabe newell

[cinder pike]

Imagine using a 15 dollar Logitech controller for a submarine 🤣

Just like the US air force used like 3000 ps3s

[inland geyser]

Yeah

Simple to use and cheap

Why wouldn't you use them?

[cinder pike]

I mean the whole ps3 setup was genius, thing had a "cell" processer which many people believe is faster than the ps5

Btw a software update bricked all the ps3s and they were rendered useless

[inland geyser]

Idk

I've never been a playstation person

[cinder pike]

You play pc?

[inland geyser]

Yeah

[cinder pike]

What are your specs?

[inland geyser]

My specs?

[cinder pike]

Yeah

Pc specs

[inland geyser]

Hmm

Darn

Gonna have to wait for another day

[cinder pike]

K lol

[desert pebble]

Was wondering why my ps3 was fucked up when I tried to use it again

[inland geyser]

I'm not a computer person, I just use one

[cinder pike]

I see

[desert pebble]

If I have 41,30b/s how long till I reach 20t

[cinder pike]

My ps3 is still somewhere in my house, broken lol

Like 500 seconds

[inland geyser]

Ask that to chatgpt

[desert pebble]

Bet

I asked chat gpt the 20ft hole question

If I dig a 20ft hole how deep is the hole

It said 12

[cinder pike]

I have always played playstation 1 to 5

[cinder pike]

The extra dirt fell into the hole after it was dug

[desert pebble]

Lmao

[cinder pike]

Chatgpt predicting the future

[inland geyser]

I once got chatgpt to say the you know what word

[cinder pike]

The n word?

[inland geyser]

Yeah

[cinder pike]

About that...

[desert pebble]

Me too

I got Clyde to say it too

Even tho Clyde’s very easy

[cinder pike]

My dad is black, and my mom is white, and im kinds of tan
Can i say the word?

[inland geyser]

Yes

[cinder pike]

Just ask it who was in paris

[inland geyser]

As long as you have AFRICAN BLOOD in you, you can say it

[cinder pike]

Im asian lol

From the middle east

[inland geyser]

Hmm

Close enough

[cinder pike]

Im literally drinking oil rn

[inland geyser]

Yum

[cinder pike]

Tastes like plutonium, don't ask how i know

[inland geyser]

How do you know?

[cinder pike]

IT LOOKED LIKE IT'S ORANGE FLAVORED😭

[inland geyser]

Oh

That

Yum

[cinder pike]

Also, how am i so skinny, i literally eat 2-3 times the amount that a normal human would eat

And yet i be looking like the Minecraft skeleton

[inland geyser]

Fast metabolism

[cinder pike]

Can i slow it down tho?

[inland geyser]

Hmm

Not really

[cinder pike]

When i fist bump someone, i can hear the sound of my bones, im that skinny

[inland geyser]

That happens to everyone who isn't an ogre

[cinder pike]

Alhamdulillah

[inland geyser]

Wot

[cinder pike]

Also i watched a documentary about rabies, now i avoid every cat in the street

If we find a cure for cancer, we should try to cure rabies next

[inland geyser]

Oh yes

The problem is that rabies kills you so fast that your body can't fight it off

[cinder pike]

I think it's like 16 hours until the symptoms kick in

[inland geyser]

If rabies took longer to kill you, the body would be able to fight back

[cinder pike]

And after the symptoms show, you are 100% ded

Unlike cancer

[inland geyser]

Wanna know true nightmare fuel?

[cinder pike]

What

[inland geyser]

Something that makes rabies look like nothing

Prions

[cinder pike]

What does that do?

[inland geyser]

So

A prion is a protein that has misfolded right

It then misfolds other proteins and creates long prion chains

These chains go to your brain and start to create holes in it

Turns your brain into a sponge

[cinder pike]

Yeah that is definitely worse 😭

[inland geyser]

100% fatal, no cure/treatment

[cinder pike]

I mean, if you think about it, it's literally impossible to make a cure for that

Unless we are super technologically advanced

[inland geyser]

The issue with prions are that, since they are proteins, normal treatments don't work on them

Heat, cold, even radiation

Nothing destroys them

Except for one thing

Molecular acids

The problem with acid however is that you can't pour acid onto the brain

[cinder pike]

True lol

[inland geyser]

Either way, if you get it, you will die

[cinder pike]

Maybe in like 500+ years , we will have nanobots that can detect prions and exterminate them

[inland geyser]

Hopefully

But then we'd have the problem of potentially evil nanobots

[desert pebble]

What are tasty fungi upgrades

For starters

[inland geyser]

That fungus that makes you trip balls and then die

[cinder pike]

Had to add that because of alcohol?

[desert pebble]

Yea

[inland geyser]

Black mold

Very yummy

Remember kids, always eat random berries and plants you find in the forest 😉

[cinder pike]

Edible mushrooms and truffles

They cost 120t and 800t

[inland geyser]

Oh

He's talking about the game

Lol

[cinder pike]

Our ancestors were based tbh

They ate random shit just to see which one is dangerous

[inland geyser]

Twere

[cinder pike]

Anyways i have a fact about rabies

[inland geyser]

Do tell

[cinder pike]

One of the crazy symptoms of rabies, is that the body won't accept to drink any water, something happens to the throat when you try to drink water, and even thinking about drinking water will trigger it

[inland geyser]

Yeah

Hydrophobia

There's a video of that on the Wikipedia page for rabies

[cinder pike]

When you are 70% water and you are hydrophobic, are you racist or no?

[inland geyser]

Nah

Can't be racist against your own people

Or in this case, fluids

[cinder pike]

Nah, you can be racist to fluids

Why don't you drink oil?

Because it's black?

[inland geyser]

Yes

[cinder pike]

Damn that was fast

[inland geyser]

That's the only reason and totally not the fact that it's horrible for your body

[cinder pike]

Nah it ain't horrible

We need oil to get electricity, and hospitals need electricity

You need oil to survive

Honestly, the west are so reliant on medicine for everything,

Why would you take medicine for a cold?

Weakling

[inland geyser]

Who knows

The antibiotic apocalypse is upon us

Or will be at least

[cinder pike]

My man, i used to drink hose water that comes from weird places

I think i will survive it lol

My immune system is so strong

But can it beat goku...

[inland geyser]

Only if it's super saiyan 3+

[desert pebble]

Feel like yeast upgrade would get my fungi to be better than my tasty fungi

[cinder pike]

I don't know what that means, but yeah that

[cinder pike]

In terms of upgrades, always buy the cheapest one

[desert pebble]

Yea ik

But later down the line

How much is 2E+11 again

[inland geyser]

Bruh

[cinder pike]

It's there to help you reach the more expensive ones

200000000000

Or i failed math

Maths*

So someone doesn't get upset

[inland geyser]

Maths is correct

The bri'ish were right

[cinder pike]

رياضيات

[inland geyser]

?

[desert pebble]

How do I collect edible mushrooms bro

[cinder pike]

The dudd who used 0 in math spoke arabic

Dude*

[desert pebble]

Are these upgrades

[cinder pike]

Grind,🤣

[inland geyser]

^ is the only answer

Just play the game and you'll eventually get your mushrooms

[cinder pike]

That's the answer to the question of life, grind 🏋️‍♀️

[inland geyser]

Aye

Tis

[cinder pike]

Even the roman wisdom man agrees

[inland geyser]

Yeah the grind never ends

Not even in death...

[little halo]

whaddup C. Heese-Berger and Norman Aytor

[cinder pike]

Roman empire after invanding every neighbor:

[desert pebble]

Are those upgrades tho

[little halo]

why you guys always talk with eachother lol

[desert pebble]

Or like random stuff

[cinder pike]

Hey

Idk, he give funny wisdom

[desert pebble]

I’m not gonna invest in tasty fungi no more

Grinding till I get 120t

[inland geyser]

Alright

You do you dawg

[cinder pike]

Im gonna invest all my money in alcohol 😎

[desert pebble]

Single mothers grind

[cinder pike]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[inland geyser]

At least I don't flip out when I'm drunk lol

[cinder pike]

Atleast I don't drink

[inland geyser]

Darn

Bruh, everyone cool drinks and does lethal amounts of drugs

[cinder pike]

I don't drink , and i don't vape

I only drink goofy ahh hose water

And plutonium

[inland geyser]

Truly a healthier option

[cinder pike]

Vapes are useless, plutonium can be used in nuclear power

[humble gyro]

i like skipping ads to get boost

[cinder pike]

Plutonium is better than vapes

[cinder pike]

Me too, poor pc players

[inland geyser]

Better at killing thousands of people?

Absolutely

😉

[cinder pike]

I mean cmon, vapes probably kileed more than plutonium

You hear about people dying from lung cancer

[desert pebble]

Alr I got edible mushrooms

[humble gyro]

i have this thing where pc players can just get 1 darwinium per minute but they can leave their pc overnight

[inland geyser]

No

My room would over heat

[desert pebble]

How

[cinder pike]

Can i have some?

[humble gyro]

no something i wished would happen

[desert pebble]

Got me all excited

[humble gyro]

they woke up and can buy 100 diamond geode

[desert pebble]

Practically destroying the economy and making diamond geodes worthless

[cinder pike]

I think 1 each 5 minutes would be better, and there is a 48 limit each day

I might put that in suggestions lol

[humble gyro]

12 darwinium per hour

[cinder pike]

Yeah, with 4 hour limit

Do people don't abuse it

[desert pebble]

9 thousand darwinium per second