#💬-cells-chat
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What is the highest rank in the mesozoic vally?
prestige 10 rank 50 i believe
We can watch ads for boosts and whatnot
We can bring our phone everywhere, I can't just unplug my entire pc just to move it to an air BNB or smth and only stay there for 3 dayz
Plus we can use all 5 fingers to do them tapping 
Ten potentially, depending on the size of your hands and your phone.
To get any role, you need to do this: #📢-announcements message
WE NEED THIS
And I can use an autoclicker, I am superior 
yeah where's the update stats button..
oh ok i found it
im stupid
Like there aren't autoclickers on mobile....
🤓
Well, lets continue the beating Ep 18
we all thought
damn how do you unlock that
what??
om twitter
but if they did this, they SHOULD make it
real
wait no its from reddit
Heya
hey
if you see the "trailer" itll show u this

So are these just forgotten?
They existed in the games coding for over 2 years now
Yet they have 0 purpose
the fake trailer for the rock expasion from c2s shows this
to archie in a gray bg playing rickroll music
i wish we got a real rock expansion
while dancing of course
ik bro
archie really rickrolled us
328 votes and 101 comments so far on Reddit
Hahahaha
I'm so hyped for the byond episode 18
same
Whats that
y'know the the beyond? it is getting rank 18
Is the epic card next to Alpha Centauri in the Beyond a Series 1 card or a Series 2 card?
I'm not in the beta, on Steam, and can upgrade the universe from Episode 17 now ... but I'm not going to until the entire Season 2 of the Beyond is released.
or did Archie Rock-Roll Us ?
Both
why does my UI keep just dissappearing sometimes in the beyond after completing a mission thing
I am enjoying this game a lot
Like many here
Hello
'Ello
‘Llo
yes
just learnt that Triton's orbit isn't retrograde
literally unplayable
Is anyone else still in version 18.43? Google Play doesn't have the update.
I didn't see the update either
guys why you don't read #📢-announcements
it says update for android and ios is coming on 17th july which it's Monday
😎😎
Interesting profile pic
But there was an update previous to that that I don't have
then that's not EP18 update but more like bug fix update or patch
should i unlock singularity as soon as i can or wait a bit?
Wait until the end of time
Only then will you unlock it
Imo, wait a bit
If you’re doing it during simulation 0, then definitely wait a bit. The upgrades are worth it
like primary simulation 0?
Don't listen to @acoustic yoke unlock it NOW!!!!
Yeah
Getting as many metabits as possible from sim 0 before jumping to 1 will be super helpful progress wise 
so like
how long do i wait?
cuz im just at rovers rn
Never wait, get the singularity
If it gets super slow after rovers, then go for it
👍
Though you definitely want a minimum of like 10+ metabits
how can i tell how many metabits imma get?
Which I checked that via clicking to upgrade singularity, then backing out via the cancel button
nah i have two buttons that say yes or no
Okay hit no
There should be a thing below your resource count that has a green gem on it and a bar showing how much until the next one
I’d definitely wait a bit
aight
Do they still have explore events available for sim zero?
If not, your best bet is Mesozoic Valley and the rank locked upgrades in primary simulation
Yeah
The badges you get from explorations will help when they come back, plus helps your main simulation too
i mean the first one only increase all simulation speed by 1% ☠️
It comes in handy after awhile 
aight
Hi ! Has someone unlock "space exploration" in beyond ? If yes how Please ?
The little gold cube thingies (logits) can be exchanged for helpful nodes in main sim and Meso
Get it randomly in loot boxes
Ha ok. I used to open a few in the 2 catégory of stars and nothing...
The series 2 stars?
Black hole or Blue stars ?
Cat"é"gory, but yes, the black hole will most likely give it to you
Neutron star is also pretty good
If not then you have shit luck
Lol
Okay I think I figured it out
Oh yeah
Space exploration is a prestige trait
Yeah, I looked
Yeah, I saw that prestige thing. May be for next update ?
random tip
buy 20 darwin geode / star to get inflation
I saw a thank you note from the Devs, that was cool.
i think Alpha Centauri icon needs an update, It's plain and recolored venus surface planet to red and yellow instead of actual star surface with glow like Sun, Sirius, Tau Ceti and Barnard's Star has
here's my concept of better Alpha Centauri icon with glow and actual star surface to match Sun, Sirius, Tau Ceti and Barnard's Star
probably someone asked this already, but search didn`t help
is there a way to disable animations/cutscenes on opening new things(planets, etc.)? really annoying
yes
nice
what is ||"main squence" in the ursa major constellation||?
18
Their goal is to add one rank each 2 months or something like that
It's better than waiting 2 years, don't you think?
seems like double Research speed for The Beyond works offline now?
its still not a lot but ig it is better
Bruv
How is everyone doing with the event ?
Also
This event raises the prices really fast
And I have finished 5 missions and I need 100 Quadrillion more for Mission 6
not good, my fingers are tired
Mission 6 done
use autoclicker
I wanted to say the same thing but I thought I would get hate becouse I use an autoclicker
SPAM THE NANOBOTS
even if i spam nanobots, i cant buy the item i wanted
death to autoclicker
Use 4x
Also this is ultimately an idle game
"Sit around and wait until you have enough"
is a core element
Dark matter I ig?
tried, still shows the yellow indicator
bruh momen
restarted the game, now fine
wooo the new update is so exciting
I finally got one of the Supporter Achievements
still wish I knew how these things worked lol... there's 3 total right?
Yep
and are they all obtainable through ads or like. are they all obtained through supporting in different ways? (ads, puchase...whatever else)
You can get them all by watching ads or buying darwinium
Thankfully they didn't totally blocked those achievements behind a paywall
Yeah that is nice
I guess I'd just be interested to know how many ads, cuz I filled up 3 Overdrive boosts to over 72 hrs and the Beyond Mission boost to 24 hrs and I still only got the first achievement
Fax
Hey
How to link my game to discord
"Game transfer"
And create an account there
And then click link discord (or something similar)
And then come back here and go to "Linked roles" which you can find after clicking three dots next to the server name
э америка привет
English please, or go to #🇷🇺-pyccкий
nonono i here
hella america
chaeseburger
melon killer
i aet chaase bbuger lovy
бля пишу как обкуренный
hellou eropa
berlin,warshaw,paris,london, riga,tallin, belgrad
duplin
What's this last section of achievement for?
Secrets
🫣
скажешь на русском скажу
Das Spiel ist geil und die Beta Version ist cool nur Mann kann das bei allen machen
#🇩🇪-deutsch
Yeah I agree, but please talk in English on all channels (except the chat global section)
OK but i speak very bad Englisch
You can use a translator like DeepL
Ok
go on vc and say: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why-
that will fix your troubles
me too, you have to EEEEEEE if you want it to work

nah
ye
че
classic cautionary tale of man's hubris
I can't understand
What language are you speaking
Him?
yeah
Okay
russian empire
лан пранк
россия
ussr
russia
How does it feels like to be russian
moscow
in any case it is best to ignore him, russians online don't exist
хз не проовал
нет
Hmm
no i not bot
shouldn't joke while you got watchful eyes on you
да хуле вы на арабском свое базарите
might get raided by the mossad lol
Mossad?
israeli cia
джопер))
in simple terms
э
Mod?
мод
Why can't you talk in English
Oh no
Is it too hard for you
Hello
Hey
Mornin
Morning
morning mate
Although its 12 am in my place
2:38AM for me in Aussie land
Wow a aussie
Makatarugin ka hahaha
wot
world of tanks
Yes tanke
tank
you're going to be in one in a couple weeks sergei
i oleg
Merianda muna ako
wot
anyways...
fyfdtq
@exotic matrix as stated several times before by others, if you're going to speak russian, #🇷🇺-pyccкий exists
только на русском языке в следующем канале: #🇷🇺-pyccкий
почему((
облегчает коммуникацию для сообщества
да я все равно 1 тут говорю с американцами
... when you don't know if this is some humor or a bug 😁
Я не вступаю в дискуссию о возможности исключения, поэтому, повторюсь, просто перейдите сюда: #🇷🇺-pyccкий
Still gave me a buff so yeah a typo
плохо...я вернусь
сюда
its all fun and games until beyond rank 45 kicks in and we are now exploring the entire laniakea supercluster
is it a bug that we can barely zoom out in the philosphy exploration?
So we will eventually end up at the observable universe at last
Information for Beyond Episode 18: The Blue and White Stars are hotter than Red and Yellow Stars. Red Stars are coldest stars. Yellow Stars is Middle-hot.
I'm new to the game and I wanted to better understand how to earn more Metabits, how to accelerate the Metabits gain...
Metabit gains are based on your Entropy and Idea production, there's a formula that basically deminishes how many Metabits you can earn based on how many Metabits you have already earned
The best way to get a lot of Metabits is to have hight Entropy and Idea production
Doesn't resetting the Universe speed up Entropy and Idea gains?
I have an accumulated gain of 3.14 billion Metabits and I am in the second simulation of my Universe, having a gain of 4,275/s, and in the field of ideas I have already researched the maximum of this simulation, so I have other Entropy technologies to unlock, but it will take time, because the accumulation of Entropy is slow.
I was looking at the Metabits ranking, and there are players with a huge amount of Metabits collected, which way to accelerate the gain, since as I said above, the research ideas are already researched, and entropy research will take time to research the next ones .
Most people on top of leaderboard are cheaters
Devs are currently tuning metabits in which they made a huge nerf to metabits production, it's only temporary though so we need to be patient
every few hours i log in
get 1b metabits
then i only get 10b it seems
after 97 times of doing that
Why is this game so addictive 😭
how do i get new beyond achievement
Does anyone know what is wrong with the special events? It won’t show up on my iPhone.
I am at school time. I liked the game, but unfortunately I will not play it until after a while. By the way, the questions are very easy. I think I can finish early and play a little bit. Wish me success
This philosophy even has inspired me be philosophical
After all the bloodshed is over and the eternal victor has been decided, what will happen to the stories that made us ?
Will they be forgotten to the sands of time never to be seen again ?
Or will they change so much they are no longer the same ones that made ?
Will the major ones meet the same fate as thousands of other stories or will they be like the Epic Of Gilgamesh, waiting to be rediscovered after being lost ?
hi
Deez nuts
You didn't come up with that did you
When will the new update on the beyond release on Android does anyone know ?
Yikes. My progress in the primary simulation seems to have stalled. Any guides? I'm at 4.6 total billion megabits, simulation level 7
Are you talking about metabits?
Wait
Scratch that
It's metabits isn't it
It always is
That's the only thing people talk about nowadays
Even though it's been explained a million times
In a million different channels
Probably. Mb.
Metabits are bad right now but they will be fixed soon
Someone should ping this to all channels so that these types of questions cease to be made

Are these just forgotten now?
I been in beta for over 2 years now
And these serve no purpose
As a question goblin, it pains me to see a complete lack of question etiquette
Star dust is used for upgrading generators and dark matter upgrades the cards
What will energy be for?
And sentience
🤷♂️ ok then. I guess I'll just work on my mesozoic and beyond simulations then.
Ok theory time
Energy is probably used to speed up generators
Or like wild cards
So you can get whatever card you want for a trait
Tell me Mr. Lore Astronomer, what is the lore of yourself
Idiot, don't call yourself a lore master if you don't know your own lore
I’m not even a lore master
The universe is filled with superclusters, galaxies, stars, voids, cosmic webs and walls
If you don't tell me I'll kill a horse
It all started 13 billion years ago
With the Big Bang
And it expanded very fast but was very hot
Who's this big bang?
You think it was a person?
Ok
HELP SHES HOLDING ME HOSTAGE
SAVE YOURSELF, ESCAPE THE SINGULARITY!
…
The Lore astronomer guy was programmed by the semblance
you were never talking to an actual person
Some times I think that semblance is an evil ai trying to take over by learning evolution. Semblance watches your progress to learn amd see. Singularity, mass extinctions, interactions, it all makes sense
fungus grow deep
telescope? more like mind control device
it all makes sense, the telescope, the fungus, the extinctions
semblance
is
the villain
new lore just dropped
Yes
She wants to harness nature, and the beyond, robots, they will take over
Coevolution love story is how relationships act and how one organism can destoey it
I'm waiting for anyone to post some Beyond update stuff I'm just extremely impatient 
patience my child, have patience and ye shall be rewarded
Free quote 
don't forget who it came from
me
You should get 250 of them to get the last one
@inland geyser
Hello good Morning
You haven't changed the server logo
The one before it was better
i can't change the server logo you daft barbarian
also. bruh
good morning?
it's 1am
alright my bad
wat what do you mean
i honestly have no idea why you'd think i could change the server logo
By the highest person here, I mean he has more influence than everyone else
i have more influence than anyone else?
I'm really going to check myself to make sure
alright
No
There is someone higher than you I think
NaN^
But what you own is different for everyone
you are special
Does anyone have pictures of The Beyond-er
What picture why
Picture of Beyonde update
I'm impatient
i give you words of wisdom and you ignore it you petulant child
I do not understand the type of images that we want, but I have 2067 images and many forms, but I do not understand what type of images you want
why? why are you like this?
I am like this because my cultures and customs are different from yours, and this changes my character in front of people, and why you are not receptive to other cultures, if they bother you, say
What now

It's confirmed
I'm going to die

e
Me too! Try to beat my highscore
I'll go bye
Bye
bye
Then that would be lunch, but we can't ping him since he's a dev
Also, mods (or SirH) change the logo depending on what update is added to the game, now there is a new update for beyond adding new rank so that's why it's like that
That's cool. Well, thanks for letting me know
i just hope they will add mirfak star... I HOPE
The flat earth needs four elephants and a giant turtle
I thought I saw new codes but I guess I hallucinated
No clue
I'm pretty yesterday I saw new codes in #🎭-semblance
Someone probably clicked view expired codes
There are two Alpha Centauri's
How do I get team plants
"Hmm" he thought to himself.
"Update good" he said while stroking his pale white beard.
INDEED
I got it when the coevolution love story started.
I definitely got it
Fr
Totally
Which of the exploration hub limited time events was first introduced? I forgot
Telescope
James Webb event
An ok
Now that would be a GREAT addition. May not relate to this universe too well though.
Yes, I did actualy
I can up with it then I posted it here
Neither does the donut earth tbf
Can they add Hollow Earth ?
Is semblance sentient?
do you want to ship her or whaz
You can't 
It was a special event role and this event ended already
It's getting WAY too hard to do anything even with a X4 boost and I restarted the simulation twice recently. Annoying.
It can be like that for a while
Looks like you're already affected by metabits tuning which devs are doing rn
What's the point? So we have to pay to do anything is that it?
No
The decreased production metabits (and the decreased multiplier) is temporary till devs finish the tuning (They will start to increase it before the end of tuning too)
Do we have an estimate of have long it might take?
Sadly no
I linked my game to discord successfully but the roles still don't show up
Alright thanks
You need to give them yourself by clicking three dots and going to linked roles
Got it
The end of evolution
I recommend to upgrade your mesozoic
I grinded mine
Now my metabit production peaks at 4m per sec
Hi, does anyone know a quickfix for a mission that ask me for an astronomy mission and 60 d_darkmatter ? Because i've collected a lot of dark matter but i guess it is bugged and does not work because it asks me for d_darkmatter
4 Million ? Is Impossible
how
Idk man
My mesozoic is pres 3 rn
And my space is 16
Oh nvm sorry for misinformation
I only gain 3.3m
Show me your multipliyers
U dont need Restart to ser the multipliyers
See
Its some hack , or u dont update the game ??
Your multiplayers r lower than mine
See u have the last version of the game
My production should be 8 x yours
Idk
do you know how to get the new beyond achievemnet
end of the game
doesn't have beyond 18
beyond 18 isn't released fully to public
true
do you know the new achievemnts
then how i could get the finder of semblence secrets
Complete secret achievements for the game
thx
You don't need all achievements for it
Only the ones with a star
Are constellation fragments good for anything after you've completed all the constellations in Beyond? 🤔
Yep, good to spare for futures updates.
Right, I thought about as much..
shouldn't the tunning stop bc this is the third update
Why is moving up-right and down-left faster then up-left and down-right ?
It makes the metabit production way slower and its been around months its been here
I dont know when it will be off
What's the purpose of slowing down metabit production?
To keep people hooked on the game playing towards something that is too far away to ever reach without an autobuyer of some sort
??
They intend to speed it back up. It is just taking a long time.
Oh 😯
whats all of this metabit tuning thingy everyones talking about?
NG+ mechanic for original simulation
why tune the metabits
700T ain't ever gonna move lol
if they want to give way for new updates why not give the price suitable for that update or smth
incidentally I have 100 Logit thingies and have pretty effectively beaten Original Sim, am in Prestige 1 of Dino, and am on the current Finale of Beyond. What's the best buy?
soon 1/s
I say go down the Hologram Computing Path, both sides. Relatively low in bits needed and many upgrades worth while.
There are 2 paths tho
When I say beaten I mean I have everything unlocked and all but the last 2 most pricey metabit things unlocked
please see #🏆-share-your-prestige
Depends which simulation you want to speed up.
Squid and Cabybara for main, volcano for meso, telescope for beyond.
Telescope's only good for early game Beyond and Meso has nothing interesting anymore.
Im just getting them all starting with the cheap ones personally
But I completed the game before the events so they don't really matter for me it's just for the sake of completion
It is really helpful for people who haven't finished prestige 0
Also telescope is the only artifact for beyond
Is the philosophy event easier than the others? Feel like it hasn't lasted as long for me
I'm on 10/11 on the current one and there's still 3d left I think I might have checked it a tad too often
But they're a nice spot of variety
yes
Bro what’s the last upgrade for the jellyfish
The squid you dummy
Hi, there is a cloud save between steam and android please ?
Apparently Ursa Major costs fossils
They're bear fossils
Menu > Game Transfer
You have to manually upload/download your save data atm, but it does exist
Is it normal that my android is still on 18-43?
Yes, the new update comes out on the 17th for mobile
Mercury is level 3 or 4 ? There is two numbers so what's the right please?
Mercury is level 3
the 4 is the highest you've gotten it the three is current rank
oh okay thanks
what is that please ? It's x243 but it was x81 before
I got 972
It was 324, 324 x 3 + 972.
Don't understand anything
Can you have multiple saves of this game? I had a bug and do not want to make progress which would possibly eliminate the bug.
CALLED BATMAN
Well, you can, in theory
My life is full of in theories so hit me with it 😄
You can create an account in game transfer and transfer the game to multiple devices, therefore creating more saves
I dont even know if it is something they would want just dont want to move past it and then the bug still exists.
And what's the bug btw?
I reported it in the channel but it is The number I currently have of Political Philosophy does not match the objective amount. I have tried purchasing more and the separation consistently remains 7.
So nothing game breaking but want to progress before the event ends so selfish haha
Oh this
It should fix itself when you reach 150
(It should show as finished)
Weird...
Indeed. I dont want to make progress and damage their ability to work the issue as I am sure this is a low priority one in the scheme of things.
I found with this one that the total I was making per second was always lower than what I should have been making per second
I dont brain my think is thinking 
Use your think properly
prestige 3 let's goo finally after 1 week of grind
You should save more to buy extinction artifact (volcano) or capybara
okay, but this is gonna take much more time
Others don't do much to help you
Except the ones which unlocks the secret achievements
And the most op the squid
😢
I'm sitting on achievements... Have to convince myself it's not worth waiting to claim them since I'll soon enough easily outstrip the amounts they give in terms of resources
Did philosphy end?
Its showing as 3 days till fungus
3d15h, yeah
Relaunch and make sure your app's updated?
Thx it works now
does anyone know how to get linked roles to work? i connected my steam account but i still cant seem to get it to work
what part ain't working
I'd assume your issue is the issue many others have, which is the fact that they don't realize you need to give yourself the roles here after you've linked the data:
ive clicked on that and tried to give my self the planetary explorer since ive gotten through the first part of the beyond. i clicked on it and tried to give it to myself but it didnt work
i clicked the prompts and it takes me to a page with an error message that says "Invalid authorization header
I have Travel last week in another contry... And now i'm back in home and i sée a red question mark. It's normal ?
2 things for this:
- it won't open the url if you meet the requirements
- the default url it opens will always give an invalid error due to the required query string needed for the url doesn't exist unless you do it through the game
did you click the update button in-game to get the stats to update for your linked account?
Yes
i havent. where do i go to update my in-game stats?
thank you for your help!
Are you the owner of the game or nah
nah, just one of the devs
Whos the owner
metabit tuning e1e16
production is still 100% less efficient
prices are raised to a point where you cant buy anything
episode 18 is the max episode on beyond right?
I'd said to myself I would wait to fix the glitch... But then Mars took way the heck off
I feel like I can spend the 2.5k to fix it
Ye
I remembered I can click to speedboosting these missions back in the days, is this feature gone?
hehehehe, time to zooooooooom
So much for naught
Hello
I just lost my role, i think
How?
Have you tried doing the same process that you did when you first got your roles?
I'm waiting...
Really detailed screenshots...
Charging up the the screenshot-inador 3000...
Screenshots so detailed and high resolution that they take up more space than the entire universe
These screenshots senpai san...
They're too powerful for me to defeat...
i am stuck
the game takes too long to make the requires amount of entropy
i tried ending simulation to increase speed but it still takes time to produce
any tips
Is this a glitch? It doesn't look right. It says "Meaning of Life 0% less efficient"???
It doesn't change anything
E V E R Y O N E I S F E E L I N G T H E G R I N D
Much like how according to nihilists, nothing matters, this trait doesn't matter
Also, spoilers
lmao
It's 100% accurate and correct
No bug involved
Basically be patient until devs finish tuning metabits
yo guys y'all like the idea where the other evolution thing last for one week?
So then why even say "Meaning of Life 0% less efficient"? I've seen other traits in the game where it had a title then just immediately went to the description, no "X Y% more efficient" line or anything.
That line just wasn't there to indicate that it does nothing.
So why not just omit that "Meaning of Life 0% less efficient" line entirely?
Do the blue things in mesozoic valley disappear after you prestige?
Example
Ok
Yeah
thank you
Is it normal that I have x2924,34 primary boost with 36 simulations?
Yes
It's because of metabits tuning
the soundtrack that plays when you unlock knowledge in this philosophy event, is it something that the devs made or was it made by someone else
From the same simulation, The Big Questions.
See? There is no "X Y% more efficient" line. It shows the title then just goes straight to the description.
in order to indicate that it does nothing
I'm finished with the episode faster than I can do 6 astronomy missions 😦
For ze now. Every 2 months a new episode of the Beyond will release
is it possible to manually save?
I loved this game so much playing for 2-3 years and finally I did my purpose ; )
Now I delete this game and I wish you the best in your life!
Good luck.
hi im back after 3 months
i lost my progress lol
and after a LOT OF GRINDING, im on beyond 8, mesozoic valley 4, simulaton 3
the grind took me 1-2 hours
and i rested for the next day and continued grinding
imma just rest for another day and continue grinding
goodbye chat
You could contact lunch@computerlunch.com if it was a bug or something similar
no it's okay. I'm ok with grinding
I see, have fun then
@azure turtle all i grinded is for BEYOND 18 AND OTHER SIMULATIONS + EVENTS LOLLL
bro what is that
<@&535129309648781332>
posting random off topic things about vpn
👌
Is there a confirmed time for the update to come out
Or is it just gonna come out whenever the devs feel like it
Is it possible to find out the date when I started the game? Or when I joined discord server?
just click on your name here to see the Discord dates.
Someone else might know about dates in game
Oh. Big thanks! 😊
Does anyone know what the supporter unlock achievements are?
See #📢-announcements.
Or watch ads or buy darwinium depending on what device you play
Still waiting on the update in the playstore, currently 18.43 playing. Manual check is not giving the update (18.72)
So I need to wait for the mobile update or fork out on Steam
My progress got wiped AGAIN and I forgot to save becouse my parents keep forcing out of the house
So I lost my badges
I don't like to swear
But facking fix this bug already !!!
Actually
I lost everything I got from the event
sorry, start doing saves/game transfers occasionally.
and try not to let these things cause stress, later in life this will just be "some random game I was playing to pass the time"
Let me introduce you to nor- gets yeeted*
Yes but it's really infuriating (I think I used the word correctly) to have your progress erased and you forgot to save
And I also lost my badges and logits and there is only one day left in the event so I can't get them back
And the philosophy event was the one I awaited the most
Game updated?
Auh man im sorry 😥
Question for the Steam players.
Beyond 18 is a reset so we might as well spend our currency to rank up planets and whatever else first?
today is the day I revive my discord
now I've started
so
BP2 episode 18 is going good
Beta surely has it's buffs
Probably
Game updated?
Yes
Hello, how can i go faster on the philosophy event? And when it ends, will i be able to keep reading those things?
Ok thanks. I think itll be great if could still see the past events, the philosophy illustration they've made is really good
Ola
Me too
The 4x only works while im off the game right?
Nope, it also works when you're online
1 second off of the hacker time without hacking (although at this point it feels like this glitch is hacking)
What glitch
simple time-space manipulation
Hi
Why is Tau Ceti g so fast in its orbit? Thats not suppose to be....
oh yeah?
what's it supposed to be then huh?
hey look everyone
we got some sort of space man here
i am?
Due to it's higher orbit in, the velocity it needs to be able to orbit should be slower. Example: Earth goes around 1 orbit faster than mars or jupiter.
now thats a problem when tau ceti g is zooming faster than ceti h
which in the game... is the closest planet.
ah...
want me to call sirh?
But legit, please don't be like this. Unless this is just a joke
the beta?
hes not joking, hes acted like this to many people before
Sirh won't like it when they see this
I'm still waiting for public beyond update
it is up
You are correct, I'm going to shrink down to the size of an ant and walk across the cables and wire from my house to your house and eventually find you and steal your lunchmoney
Mark my words
bro has ant man tech
i shall send the entire US military to your location to collect the package
anyways
Fool, I am the military
Eww crunchyroll
Prepare to gain a few extra holes in your body tomorrow
Me too
Hmm
Bruh
By the will of Allah, you shall die tomorrow
Don't worry
I'm on my way
You do have dignity though
You have dishonored me
You have been haram
Hmm
Nah
Don't lie
I saw you
I know what you did
You deserve punishment
You know
What you did
I saw you with that pig
I saw you butcher it
Ok
This is boring
Byeeeeeeeeeeeee
he gon
AHHhhh
AHHhhh
Bruh
What's with the sus?
Lol that reminded me of when I hid a sus in a Wikipedia painting file
Good times
In the main sim, is there more than the Mars stuff?
Jkjk
Mars is the final stuff you unlock
Although you should leave humanoid colonist for last but that's just me
I JUST HEARED A THUNDER AND IT WAS LOUD AS MY DAD SNORING
Which implies that you are accustomed to your dad's snoring and that was an unusually loud thunder that managed to sound just as loud
It also implies that you sleep either on the same bed as your dad or in some acoustic amplifying room cause there is no way that your dad should be that loud
Either way, what's clearly not normal here is the thunder and not your dad's snoring
Unless what you meant was that your dad's snoring was as loud as thunder
Which is not typically the case since there are multiple forms of thunder (Depending on the distance of the hearer to the lighting that produced it) with many "thunders" being much louder than the average snore
It could also be that you heard distant thunder that matched the same sort of "rumble" of snoring
But if that were the case, there wouldn't be a reason to write about it in the first place as I doubt the low rumble of thunder is interesting enough to write about
Unless of course you've never heard thunder before (But knew about it) and it's simply a loud sound you heard
But either way, a human's snore shouldn't be able to reach the decibels that a noteworthy thunder typically does
So we're left with 2 options, either you've never heard thunder before (Which is highly unlikely unless you're a child but I doubt you're one) or your father snores at the same level as a loud thunder, which clearly shouldn't happen
So @dusky kernel please clarify this snoring/thunder dilemma
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@ripe merlin
You can post your stuff now

Time to deep diving until new version again
So close to done with the philosophy event
Is it normal that I can't see beta/proxima centauri?
Idk
so uh
this update with the stars
is this all we get after like 3 years?
hello?
HELLO?
yeah basically
welp, I joined this group to know how to access the beyond beta
so it's 2 years, not 3.
theres more to come. and you probably just started playing the game because we got so many things after beyond phase 1.
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