#π¬-cells-chat
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Ok
wait a sec
didnt they say there will be a new garden for the emergent age and singularity shit?
where's that
AHHH--HSHS
they promised it 2 years ago
I want an open world
Make the garden an open world
kid named dar: why
@shadow bramble
Dhar man
eggman
No aeg
f
Fuck
starts with cells then tissue then some muscle and bone
and then from the tissues
it splits into like 10 generators each organs
This reminds me of the dyed chicks that is being sold in my school in grade school
I'd recommend not sending your full name
oh
dont worry he's an fbi agent so everytime someone uses it to doxx him he just steals all of that person's information π
anyways
Also i just decided, we all call Aegeon Aeg noe
I didn't say my last name was francis
I w h a t
the generators of the anatomy event is like:
-dna
-cells
-tissue
and then suddenly heart brain stomach liver skeleton etc all those branching from tissue
what the heck is with this brawl stars server
and in the end they all connect (like in the philosophy event) to make the human body generator or something
i dont play bullshit
i play their urine
So like, cell organelles (can have types), cell(will have types), tissue (will have types), organs and then different organ systems. Final will be a full human body.
Yeah!!
The evolution of bones β¨
no systems too complicated
systems will be traits
yea and
guys what if
bad event idea
there is a currency for each organ
Go for it
so in this event
Oh no
Oh
Like, 12 generators
the currency is dna, blood, protien, bonecell, etc
. . .
O2 β¨
Hydrogen
And if you buy a certain trait that generator loses power. Like alcoholism shuts down liver and degrades brain
now the cool thing is the heart transfers all this so maybe buying a bloodvessel trait can boost all organs
no
alcohol isnt integrated in the start of human
so yea no
So no respiratory?
me waiting for pp generator be like
If you get death by mistake you dye irl
Alcoholism is a mental thing though
maybe all of us
yea but just dont buy it
You helger
Write a 10 paragraph essay so it's detailed
thats like saying phones should be a trait because humans made it
Exactly, so people like me who just buys every upgrade available will feel β¨ suffering β¨
Pp extension update
Blaisei burn his nuts
i want the endgame to be "Human Body" trait rather than "Hyper Cortex Power"
Maybe certain traits first degrade then upgrade? Like asthma
He hurts Kirby's feeling
Then getting inhaler
why do you want to make it more complex
keep it as simple but unique as possible
π₯π₯π₯
π₯π₯π₯ Done
How about pokemon garden
π₯ππ₯ oh ah shit my bad
π¦π§π§π¦π¦π¦π§
I think Helger just died by inhaling too much CO that sucks
He inhaled pure oxygen
Helger doubles as a whale prince
If Helger was any whale he'd be a sperm whale. I won't elaborate
back
Oh no he woke up
im an orca goddamnit
Wow
HELGER face reveal
He's so cute I want to smash him with the Morningstar
We're making fun of a whale, that's in c2s
just realized something
what would the "welcome back, architect" tab look like π
will be a whole essay reading that
i guess it will just show a "main currency" (dna maybe)
Like a Costco bill
people kept bullying me on Twitter cause I suck at running it :(
i almost did a sus joke there
Deserves
L
I mean W
You fired my old friend's dad π
It's the CEO?
No he worked at twotter
place missile launchers on your sattelites so any one who bullies you can be it's target
TWOTTER???
I just realized we're in #π¬-cells-chat, we can keep memeing on Elon Musk in #π -general
PORTUGUESE
Doesn't look like a Portuguese man
YESSSS
(it looks really cool(
Man of war
We can add jellyfish too
what the hay is a cnidarians
Oh shit we do
Bro didn't add Orcas
a mod broke rules
yea
main sim
Imagine if devs adds orca and then the texture of the face of the orca is Helger face
-this wolf has a broken neck
Orca's are supposed to be livestocks
That's litterally lunch himself
you mean this?
Ee
(orca jumpscare)
Imagine if they added gorillas and then the texture of the face is @glass breach face
Imagine they add clowns and the texture of the face is Aeg
Imagine if they added "slimy horny teenager" and then the texture of the face is @unborn mica face
Make them Aeg
π‘
LMAO WHAT
Imagine if they added air and the texture of the face is @little halo face
Imagine they add "depressed anime weeb who only exits his room to empty the pee bottles' and the face texture is Aegeon
ct scan of baby nanobot be like
The actual heck is going on?
Every garden has a translucent Helger in the distance
traped
You broke human rights
Man just put Aeg in a jar π
bro wth is ur pfp man globalization wild deez days to be honest, i cant even explain it
every chat with aeg blai or me active in it is always unexplained
Not you including helger
let alone all three of us
You don't exist
You shoulda put vinegar in the jar then wait 24hrs, bounce Aeg
Aeg I have satellite surveillance of you D O N T
...
Hhahah
AHHHHH
LOL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm the child here
DIVORCE ME RN
I confirm this is true
Aeg you go with your father pakdjisjskssksks
What the hell is happening
Not gonna lie that was good Nani Kirby
You all should really continue it in #π -general
WHY DOES EVERYBODY SUDDENLY JOIN WHEN THIS HAPPENS
Before Elon Musk will force on you freedom of speech
Hello Mrs @glass breach
I am Helger's lawyer
And would like to announce that Helger refused your Divorce papers
Yay
He can take the house i burnt it down already
And the government is expecting a child from both of you for the sake of the country
You are that child now
@little halo sort this out wtf
what
Aeg saying wierd shit
New achievement
Did somebody got it?
And btw i have the coinage
AND i notice something
When i first bought it it became a card
But when i reinstall it again it just turns into a coin
Sadly i didnt ss it
How do you get the new secret achievement?
Got the acheivement. You have to get the coin to land heads 4 times in a row
Guys is this from beta?
Is what?
The coinflip
No? For my i just had to Telias the game and the coin was there if you click on the coin you Will go into camera like mode and in this mode you can flip the coin
Apperently i got auto corrected i meant reload but somehow it autocorrected to telias
New secret achievement
Not sure if it's still beta or not
its beta
i dont have the coins
coin
Dunno
Update again 14_71
Well, you need to buy money artifact iirc
Ask this dude ebby
the meaning of life is.. NOTHING
true
App store is messing with me
once youβve bought all the metabit upgrades, can you use metabits for anything else
No
But they Will probably add more in the future
Hi
metabits are useless if you maxed all of in metabit shops like reality engine and maxed animals
Yeah, but maybe they will maybe add in future more things unlockable with metabits
Like more upgrades?
For example, yes
Hopefully plants, algae and more fish can unlocked with metabits
here ingame we have only sharks and normal fish generator
Or like hard reset that will give new currency based how much metabits you have
I'm in public beta
What's with this spiraling thing I sometimes see on the Sun or Mars?
Press it
It's a good thing
Gives boosts basically
It gives you 4x more production on that generator
give funny boost
Aquila why didn't you responded to my dm?
iai galera
Usa #π΅πΉ-portuguΓͺs pra falar em portuguΓͺs
Eu sou iniciante aguda ai
Buy the cheapest stuff possible in the reality engine
imagine 1b question before any upgrade
Wot?
yea... but well its not my main save
guys should i buy capy or funny volcano
volcano
lets see if i can make whole event in 2h
Depends
If you want more metabits, capybara, if you want to progress faster in meso, vulcano
please tell me you spelled that wrong on purpose
yes, it was on purpose, mr dev guy
What new tree should I do for my live today?
life*
LIVE
so
so?
do anatomy/human body tree idk
im confused
On what?
Hello
hi
on what you guys are talkign about
Hi
only if i knew
for what?
This
what's this?
if you have a suggestion, go to the #π-semblance channel and type /suggest
Im streaming in cells talk
Oh ok I'll join yku
heyo, does anyone know if theres anywayy to ccontact jenna dancel who worked on a few models for the game?v
sorry if this is the wrong channel!
I guess it's the correct channel, but i don't know the answer for your question
well atleast im half way there
shoppe again gddamit
Diarrhea eruption since itβs brown π
Ayo just hit 420 feliforms
gg
Why are these last ones so hard to get
Iβm trying to get them now by a second prestige but itβs gonna take a while
Anyone have any faster ways to do it without spending money?
as someone in prestige 5, i have only 1 more achievement than you
π
who knows, maybe i'll get the next one at the end of this prestige
I meant the Beyond is harder
I havenβt even prestigeβs yet

...
omg
i never thought of that
TO GOOGLE
ok
so
the wiki says
"The fish resembles a turquoise-colored carp-like teleost fish."
Are they planning on extending the main game? It was really short.
Which one?
May i see your progress
Btw check roadmap, type /roadmap in #π-semblance but it has to recognize that you're typing a command (something pops up on top of the typing area)
Hi guys!
What happened if i click continous to prestige 1, Is my mutagen will be reset?
No
as far as i know, any reset is not reset your mutagen also congrats on prestige 1
wat?
Are you trying to get a role?
If you are tell me what role
No. I'm wondering why I completed the primary simulation so quickly.
Main game seems to short.
no
If you completed primary you should already have all the achievements?
Nvm
No
Perhaps you spend too much mney
I didn't spend any. Lol.
Tf
Show your stats
The amount of time you open the game
birds
I figured you would ask for that next.
ποΈπποΈ
changing time glitch perhaps?
or ur actually that pro
or you used too many darwinium
or modding
So... I'm not missing anything and I don't need but 10 prestiges to get everything.
Well at least there is the Mesozoic Valley and The Beyond to work on plus events.
Day 1 of getting 1 prestige for every day of thanks giving break. Iβm at prestige 3 because I started at 2.
you forgot you need to also buy capybara and fungi to complete main sim
and also all the sharks
which you can get if you play the game once every day for 10 weeks
And have ur insanity go up at the same time (
)
My insanity are closer to the end, i just need the capybaras and 3.5 more levels of prestiege
why ping
should i wait for 300k metabits and unlock the glitch or reset the simulation
Its so frustrating I dont have the other badges again so it would be 2 2 2
Next time do not claim the first badge and try hard to get the 2nd and 3rd ;)
@rough axle Are you finished future event?
Maxing mammal kingdom
Hmmm
If it wont take long, wait for 300k
how do you even do that
thats impossible in the philosophy event
Just like Sparkle said, don't claim first badge and the rest collect from the tab where you can see all quests for exploration
dont you like need to get 10^10 questions for the confusion badge
and the last one costs 10^30
Well, and what will stop you if you don't collect first badge
10^30 is bigger than 10^10
.
Still the same question
yea but
What will stop you from getting 10^30 if you don't collect first badge
Nothing
You still can play the event
yea but the original problem is getting the 2nd and 3rd badge is impossible without getting the 1st badge
Why, i did that in this event
Well, i collected 3rd one, then 2nd one and 1st one as the last
And i didn't collected the mission that gives you 7 logits so i have a round number
I collected all 3 badges
But tell me, what happens when you don't collect first badge?
You still can progress in event
Buy generators, unlocks new ones
Buy upgrades
And you just collect the rewards from the tab
That's the only difference
dojebtieoh5ntp3jn just ANSWER THE QUESTION
I don't remember
bru
I think it was something that you needed to buy a certain upgrade
Let me check the wiki
10B questions
Now answer my question
ok so
how do you get the 3rd badge without getting the 1st badge
if the 3rd badge is more than 10B
You complete the quest, but don't collect it
Yes, it's possible
wait since when can you just not collect a badge
cool i g
you learn something new everyday or whatever the saying
Since the very beginning
James Webb event in February
Then we already could not collect all badges
oh i thought since the big bang
Big bang update
me and your gf
||(plot twist: he doesnt have one)||
That's the point: you complete the mission but don't collect the reward @little halo Thank you @azure turtle for explaining the concept to Helger! 
In fact?
Both π
Important question: has anybody else also just been saving up logits so that they can buy trophies immediately? Or is that just me? I hope that it's not just me
Can i make C2S and long meme in #π-memes channel?
wha--? I am confused
(and insert money logo here)
CTS gang we rise!
can't believe money event is already here
I have 180 percent booster on it
wym immediately
also i do save logits for trophies
When I say immediately, I mean that you buy it the moment you see it in the logit store.
π
yea thats the most average thing a human would do
no, not yet. i havent worked on it yet today. i just woke up.
Okay
So reality engine is maxed. What now?
grind prestige 10 in mv
Ahhhhh the grind word
Still got mammals to buy but engine full
Nvr understood terminus chamber. Does it do anything
It does
old
yes
wise
absolutely
not
i may have 1000+ hours in this game
but im still dumb
guys im at 70 singularity i have been playing for 2 week is this good progres
the money event one isnt there
yes
hes a beginner chill
idk
0%???
yes
at first i thought that candle was a middle finger
lol its such a uselss trait
true
how not?
best to skip it until you buy the trait more expensive than it
technically, the whole philosophy tree is a giant middle finger
yeah
it boosts to Qa, when you earn UUTC/s its useless
not useless if you buy it early
pov: the devs flipping us because we asked for a new event
bruhh
how do you get the C2S source code?
It's look like doki doki cursed words
imma download unity and vscode to my 2014 notebook just to open this
is it gonna explode: propably
but idc
my pc is trash enough
at this point i dont care if it nukes itself
uploads save to cloud just in case
any luck?
I'll do it later it's really laggy rn and i'm writing smt on wikipedia
ok
True
wait wtf why is the capybara actually good
its like 8x better than my feliforms wtf
x415 feliforms on my sim are producing 192.49Qdc/s
x674 gilres (the producer the capybara effects) are producing 851.81Qdc/s
i was expecting like a 0.00001% boost lmao this is fucking well worth the buy
like genuinely increased my production massively
Shhh
It's not op at all
Lol
Opa
How did they know the first thing I would do is that
The game makers are so smart
holy moly guacamoly
and it's pretty secret because I didn't heard about it even if the update is 2 days ago
was
my prediction is that version 15_00 is going to come out on the same day as the monye event
what the hell......
you need the coin artifact
4 heads in a row
It's in 3 days and we are on v14.74
When is the next event after this one. I didn't realize it was going on and missed it
money
Anyone know how much is 2,5E+10%?
2,500,000,000,000,000
So it's pretty big?
yes
for a dev ur so bad at assembling the tree
Do I have to unlock nihilism to get absurdism? π
Nvm just saw this. fml
and stuff
Day 2 of getting 1 prestige every day.
that will be hard, goodluck
hello is there anyway on how to get my old acc back?
anyone???
What happened exactly?
if you linked it yes
should i use autoclicker
Moblie or Steam?
ok developer guy
ok so i deleted the game and then i came back and thats it
So you didn't saved it with anything?
You first need to save it to the cloud
Then it would be there
So, if you didn't saved it in any way, then the only way is contacting lunch@computerlunch.com
Hey π
How do you do
I'm good
Not atm
But there will be a new event after philosophy
when is extinction in exploration hub again
Do you get that glass after unlocking first rex?
yello how is everyone doing?
Steam
Just smash the keyboard
Even with autoclicker, you can get only x3-3.5 production (x2 for Mesosoic Valley)
Nice!
was still in the philosophy exploration, noticed it ended, music loop also ended, and then i just hear funky music replace it xD
money charges? in philosophy? more likely than expected
You can report in #1010249890414202880
Y'all are beta testers?
There's no money event yet
Yea. Money event will be started on 23 November
2 Wires and 0 Clocks left
Days*
Same thing
Ok
It happen also with other events after they end
Like in James Webb you see charges from fungi after timer runs out
Hi
Hello
What's this new achivement
Flatworms
It's an old achievement
That's all I am going to say for it
You need make Heads X4 or Tails X4
How do I do it
Tell the steps plz
Did get x4, didn't g3t the achievement
4x in a row heads
Oh, it has to be heads
Yup
Yeah, I got it
You can add rocks and ores
Oooooο½
Maybe Space Update soon if both Beyond extends further more to explore more stars after Alpha Centauri and add more space stuff related generators and upgrades in main simulation
with background that looks like from Mars, Moon, Mercury, Venus and Titan (Saturn''s moon)
Thanks game
?
The Aminoacid just gives up trying to produce something
What if I don't have coin but I have beta
Things are changing so fast
Yep
I cannot wait for the money/planets update noew
Samee
you get a achievement for getting heads 4 times in a row
I know
Capybara is a meme
..that's pretty normal bud
1 day
tell me how many people get that
after 1 day
nevermind that after a week
@chrome cargo
can anyone tell me how to advance faster in primary simulation? I'm in simulation 6 and everything is ridiculously expensive, and it's hard to acquire more metabits.
Ok thanks
Usually cetaceans generator and bat upgrades gives more money
cant compare cause you are not using real numbers you know 
come over to the science side
3.095 Γ 10^55
Kinda unfair tbh lol
Pure RNG for an achievement isn't ever fun to me
I spent 3 hours just tapping..
Fair point.
the problem is that it isnt rng, the game is cheating
Still annoying unfortunately
If it was weighted in your favor id understand
But as it's not... eh
and the "powered by Coin Simulator" is very confusing to me
Seems more like it's weighted against you
yes
Probably an Easter Egg joke
I have no clue myself
feels more like a "sponsored by"
I think the achievement should be hit it into the cup
after a day?
with no boost?
1.5 days for me
i used to earn that much after 5 days
@candid crown even has ~3x that production
Just flipping a coin is kinda weird
what with boosts?
yes
but they also have like 5 times your metabits
do they use an autoclicker
probably but idc
oh no
Lol
im pretty sure im globally #1 player non-autoclicker
another science refuser
I exist
Wha
send stats
Bet
also you arent meso legend so already no
Loool
WHEEZE
i have 400h more
y, but thats only online time
ive played this game for like 3.5y
you can look at his metabits slowly going up for a long time in #π-share-your-prestige
mine have skyrocketed recently
and its not even that his cumulative is double mine
I have 940T meta bits
ill have that probably in a week
I still need paleontologist Legend
wait no i didnt send a screenshot yesterday
i remember not that long ago i was on 750t and now im on like 870t which is fucking crazy growth
I think Iβm probably the best IOS player globally
I need PL
Mesozoic Vally just feels very Grindy
Which is why I mostly donβt do it
Which is why Iβm only on P3
the whole game is grindy brah
its an idle game its meant to be
meso's by far the hardest to get done but that doesnt really matter they are all infinite progression
you will never truly finish any of them
there is always more production to be had, no matter how long we are talking
there is always better trait cards to get
there is always more producers to buy
But this week things are going to change
and thats just exemplified by events cause of badges
just do it daily
I want to do 1 Prestige per day
lol
Rn I am rank 26 P3
you arent doing a prestige a day
do rank 1 - 21 in a day (that'll take you like 2h or so)
then rank 21-36
then 36-41
im going to speedrun my 10th prestige run live soon
41-43
I have a ton of badges which makes MV way faster
i dont think its going to take more then like 6 hours
43-45 then a rank a day basically except rank 50
I want to do like
its how i did it
you wont have any free time
i think its important to not overdo it so you will end up just being frustrated
you can get through 30 in like 4h
with constant clicking
just do my method
its the most time efficient
it got me from baseline of like halfway pres 2 to rank 50 pres 10 in 7 months?
A few times where I got frustrated with cells was when it was so hard to get metabits
might have been a bit longer
Like even 5 billion back in 2019 was super impressive
I want to get it all done in a single month
Iβm that guy who grinds video games
β
you wont get through a week playing like that
Hi guys
i could play like an mmo like hypixel skyblock like that sure
at least that has multiple things to do in that time, making it fairly enjoyable
meanwhile cells is an idle clicker game
you click the screen to progress, now do that for upwards of 4-5 hours a day
and now do that for a month
or in other words, you arent even gonna last 2 days, let alone 15x that
no
How long?
4 hours
wtf?
thats still gonna get you only around rank 40, maybe not even that
you gonna play cells for 4 hours?
rank 35 most likely
Hehe, you're playing it wrong then :p
Hey
hello
Day 3 of doing one prestige in the mezo valley every day for thanksgiving break
bro what
how
Doubt
I played cells for like 2 months and my mesozoic valley is at rank 20π
? i literally have pres 10 rank 50
the 1st 2 prestiges are by far the most difficult
they will probably take you a few months alone
the difficulty starts to drop off in prestige 3
good progress
it took me like 5 months to get there
the new update is great
I unlocked 
it took me no time to complete the game
i think money event should be lasting longer than all other events (like fungi, mass extinction, ect) because it's bigger with lots of upgrades and generators also has 4 currencies
Why is is green instead of normal blue
I don't complain about that
It's photosynthesising
Put it in the sun
this is serious question and not jokes
It is intended
oooh
Probably because green fits to yellow coins
Haha jk, it's because the new update is on money so they changed the icon to match ^^
makes sense
Do I upgrade the biggest per second, just the biggest amount of Fossils it shows, or the closest one to get Mutagen? (so basically which one do I upgrade and when)
I currently upgrade the Pleosaur (last one)
the one with the biggest fossils/s, you can upgrade the others after
also i finally got the coin update
ARE Y- its to fit with the money event theme (cuz money, green). if you havent realized, the background is blue with planets when the beyond came out, a bit pinkish when philosophy event came out, and was red with a volcano when the apocalypse event came out
the mutagen thing gets useless later on, so not that. in this case, buy the one with the biggest (result after completing one cycle thing)/(cost x time it takes to complete one cycle thing) also buy the one that's automatic which in this case is the flying one (pterodactyl or something)
I have 1.1k mutagen
How to throw a coin?
are these events limited (that means there is no chance to play it again) or unlimited (play it anytime, when it is available again)
pretty sure it cycles between all the events
Have you got money artifact from logit store?
Ah. Are you in beta? If not, you need to wait for the public release of money event.
Not yet
Don't worry. It comes 

π
i have 200k
What rank
Whats the new secret achievement
Let's go
gg
Hello guys
Hi
I'm doing good ig. Wbu?
I'm 3 logits short from buying the coin
Nicee
Hey guys, I transfered the game to the steam. But i can't open the steam
U broke my logic