Tanuki guy(fortune)

[echo wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-hmm-pepehmm-table-council-gif-16396395487368552941

[brittle garnet]

Mhm,yep,yep yep,yeah

[cobalt owl]

Proof of Fortune finding ducks interesting

[native sinew]

Okay did not expect this to explode

[brittle garnet]

Wh

[brittle garnet]

Wha

[brittle garnet]

I just realised
We may
Need a drawing of

Fortune loaf™️

[native sinew]

pay me 50 cents and u get one

[brittle garnet]

Paypal.

[native sinew]

no worky : P

only get paid with vidogam stuff

[brittle garnet]

HMHHJM

Hm

Hm

Find the fabeled 50 cent game so i can do this dumb joke

(I planed on sending a dollar and calling it 1 frendo lmfao)

[echo wigeon]

gift them bad rats 2

[brittle garnet]

I have determined i will pay them the average price of a loaf of bread at wallmart

[cobalt owl]

Does fortune support ducks ?

[cobalt owl]

Gift them placid plastic duck simulator in sale

[brittle garnet]

Shnaybe

[brittle garnet]

Wh

[shy cloud]

You'll be fine

[brittle garnet]

Lies

[shy cloud]

At least I don't have any tricks up my sleeves for decieving people

[shut cairn]

fortune, would you rather fight 50 fortune-sized moose or one moose-sized fortune

[cobalt owl]

[brittle garnet]

Shhhhsh

[brittle garnet]

But

[cobalt owl]

mb

[brittle garnet]

Dont expose the truth

[shut cairn]

but why

[brittle garnet]

Why not?

[shut cairn]

you would die

[brittle garnet]

Lies

Nah,id win

[shut cairn]

nuh uh

[brittle garnet]

Real(fake)

[brittle garnet]

Fortunes bank account is treated like a stock market,with how frequently it fluctuates

[shut cairn]

yup

and I'm about to cause a crash 🗣️

[brittle garnet]

As if

[shut cairn]

also guys
fortune is trying not to pay taxes

by having his bank account in Panama

[brittle garnet]

This is true
I also have family in panama

[cobalt owl]

good

[shut cairn]

I know so much fortune lore

[cobalt owl]

you didn't know about the duck horde

shame

[shut cairn]

like the one you leaked

[cobalt owl]

wdym ?

im not the type of guy to do that

shame on people leaking DMs

🙄

[shut cairn]

[cobalt owl]

fight me

[shut cairn]

right now

?

[cobalt owl]

I can't, but yes

[shut cairn]

huh

what

fortune help me win

[cobalt owl]

[brittle garnet]

You dare call upon me?
(Maybe.)

[brittle garnet]

As if
You dont know the dnd fortune lore

[shut cairn]

I'm going to open and close my room door fifty times

and appear in the bar

and beat you up

[cobalt owl]

oh no

[brittle garnet]

N
THATS
NO.WHTA

What

[shut cairn]

I'm comin for ya

[brittle garnet]

NO

[shut cairn]

too late

[cobalt owl]

The horde is coming

[brittle garnet]

AAA

On another note.
If fortune gets any special weapon for him,what yall think it would be?

[cobalt owl]

Siaro

[brittle garnet]

What

[cobalt owl]

Wdym ? You didn't say it was not allowed

[brittle garnet]

What-
Do you even want me to do-
Swing him around like a baseball bat?

[cobalt owl]

yes 🗣️

[brittle garnet]

@crimson moon
please read this.

[shy cloud]

I'm surprised you're still awake at that hour

[brittle garnet]

Dont question meeee.

[shy cloud]

That wasn't a question

Just a statement

[brittle garnet]

Smh

[cobalt owl]

noo...

[brittle garnet]

Exposed

[cobalt owl]

it was a jokeee

[brittle garnet]

[crimson moon]

https://tenor.com/view/spin-spinning-cat-happy-animation-gif-17124423

[brittle garnet]

Hear me out.
Siaro whip.

[latent zodiac]

Throw!

[cobalt owl]

So, Siaro as a weapon pls

[native sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/fredde-slang-swinging-gif-17094321

[brittle garnet]

Yes

[cerulean folio]

i am voting bro in.

[brittle garnet]

Thanks bro

[cerulean folio]

ofc, homies gotta stick together

[brittle garnet]

Lost in panama

[zealous olive]

NO EYES

[brittle garnet]

01010100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101100 01100101 01100001 01100100 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110111 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00001010 01001110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100111

[cobalt owl]

GRAAA

IT WAS NOT A ARG

⎓𝙹∷ℸ ̣ ⚍リᒷ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ʖᒷ ᔑ↸↸ᒷ↸ ╎リ 26 ↸ᔑ||ᓭ

[wild ivy]

creepypasta fortune

[midnight harbor]

I booted up the bideo game cartridge and fortune.exe had black eyes with red pupils and hyperrealistic blood coming out of his eyes and then he bled everywhere hyperrealistically

it was so scary I shit my pants and destroyed my computer

[wild ivy]

VERY SPOOKAY

[brittle garnet]

[brittle garnet]

Real

[brittle garnet]

Fortune scaryyy

[brittle garnet]

Friend of mine decided to add eyes.

[echo wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-big-eyes-big-ol-eyes-staring-stop-staring-gif-20959711

[brittle garnet]

The new DIYF
(do it yourself fortune) absloutely assemble and ruin a drunkards visage

[brittle garnet]

Evil

[shy cloud]

You did to yourself

[brittle garnet]

Shhhsh

[cobalt owl]

I think im gonna down vote this thread

all this time and no fortune plushie...

😮‍💨

[brittle garnet]

NOTHERE
NEEDS TO BE A FORTUNE PLUSH-

[cobalt owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/835174611984449566/1272974974570991726/hrrrmimimimi.gif

[brittle garnet]

Oh
Hes dead

[marble berry]

I've been bullied to be here

Hello

[brittle garnet]

@cobalt owl

[cobalt owl]

Omg who did this trash fan art hell naw

[marble berry]

I don't know who, but I know my Fortune is happy about it nontheless

Anywho, how are ya?

[brittle garnet]

Im gooood

I just remembered
This was real
Semi shirtless

[shy sapphire]

yes

[shy cloud]

Look at this gremlin

[brittle garnet]

Eviiil

[brittle garnet]

[wild ivy]

[brittle garnet]

Evil?

[wild ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/tanuki-racoon-dog-den-dennie-eat-gif-2632686257231931759

[brittle garnet]

Real live footage of me

New loredrop:

Has a brother in law and a sister who forced her way into being his sister.

[cobalt owl]

New loredrop:

🦆 🦆 🦆 🦆 🦆 🦆 🦆 🦆 ,🦆 🦆 🦆 🦆 🦆 🦆 . 🦆 🦆 🦆 🦆 🦆 🦆 !

[marble berry]

I wonder who they are

[brittle garnet]

[shut cairn]

who is bro peepin at like that

[brittle garnet]

Dead presidents on odd paper

[shut cairn]

dead presidents that I will steal with amazing efficiency

[stark dust]

do you think fortune can turn on his bright lights and then his eyes get really bright like a car and he can see brighter afterwardd

[brittle garnet]

Illusory magic so
Likely?

[stark dust]

do you think fortune can turn on his turn signal and then one of his eyes starts flashing yellow and he can turn in the direction that hes signalling

[marble berry]

His brother tried it once... Let's just say it did not end well

[brittle garnet]

Do not turn on the turn signal.

[shut cairn]

is fortune automatic or stick shift

[stark dust]

do you think fortune can turn on his wipers and then he'll clean his eyes with his installed wiper eyee

[brittle garnet]

Thats called
Blinking

[cobalt owl]

Can I run doom on Fortune

[brittle garnet]

Automatic that can go stick shift

[brittle garnet]

Maybe

[stark dust]

do you do you think fortune can honk at anyone adn when he does he has a really loud sound in order t o avoid collisionn

[brittle garnet]

Illusory magic includes sound

He just
Plays a fog horn

[stark dust]

do you think that fortune can activate emergency hand break

i sure hope so

[marble berry]

I doubt it

[brittle garnet]

Ha,no

[stark dust]

im gonna cry

[marble berry]

How many accidents has Fortune gotten into again?

[brittle garnet]

You dont get to know.

[stark dust]

im going to cry wiper fluid, just like fortune can potentially do in order to properly clean his windshield (his eyes)

[marble berry]

Wha- Why not?

[brittle garnet]

insureance fraud.

[marble berry]

Oohhhhh

Yea, now I remember

[brittle garnet]

Yesss

[marble berry]

No wonder why his last name had to be different from the others

[brittle garnet]

Shhsh

[marble berry]

[brittle garnet]

Wha

[marble berry]

Noooothing

[shut cairn]

yet another crime to add to the list

[brittle garnet]

Lies?

[shut cairn]

I know all, fortune
I will bring you to justice

[brittle garnet]

Nuh uh.

[wild ivy]

lip sync when

[brittle garnet]

Eventualy
Genuinely
Thank demonic-

[native sinew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226616976911237130/1271528863024943164/Friends_vs_Friends_rv6hQ6YZgJ.gif

[brittle garnet]

Evil?

[cobalt owl]

https://tenor.com/view/leshy-leshy-the-beloved-i-love-you-inscryption-leshy-i-love-you-gif-13349089495199177735

[wild ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/daily-ao-oni-ao-oni-daily-oni-gif-18404888483860920567

[brittle garnet]

N
No

[brittle garnet]

LESHYY

[shy sapphire]

lookin fancy

[brittle garnet]

Shmancy

[brittle garnet]

1 away from 50.

[zealous olive]

not anymore

[brittle garnet]

SAKANA NO.
;(

[zealous olive]

jk, im an official fortune enjoyer

[brittle garnet]

Yaaaay

[zealous olive]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-withrock-gif-27341353

[brittle garnet]

[brittle garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/tanuki-wake-up-gif-4920354982731391333

[shy sapphire]

sealed for eternity

[latent zodiac]

Agree

ET 😭

[cobalt owl]

lol

I miss her graaa

[cobalt owl]

ET told me that she left fvf because you didn't wanted to play double marge

😮‍💨

[latent zodiac]

WHAT

PROOFS?

[cobalt owl]

trust me

[cobalt owl]

🙄

[latent zodiac]

[cobalt owl]

trust me warning

🙏

and don't ask her if this is edited, she is busy rn 🙄

do what do u want

but you are gonna annoy her when she is busy 🙄

you should trust me...

[midnight harbor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835174611984449566/1173531292097327124/togif.gif

[latent zodiac]

I'm annoying her anyway 🙄

[cobalt owl]

oh no...

then don't read her answer

because....

she forgot she wrote that 🙄

😠

evil

[midnight harbor]

what does forehead think of my wonderful cat

[cobalt owl]

not Sable

[midnight harbor]

do not downvote my cat

ur horrible .

😭

how could you hate my cat tiny.

[cobalt owl]

he can't use a katana

shame on your cat

[midnight harbor]

she.

my cat tiny she is wonderful

not an inch of malice in her body she is innocence and whimsy

[midnight harbor]

well u know what at least tiny doesnt get blown up by landmines all the time

[cobalt owl]

its just part of the consequences of playing the reaper

[midnight harbor]

sable the raper

[cobalt owl]

no

[midnight harbor]

typo I meant rapper.

[cobalt owl]

give me something from Alcatraz that I can put in my game

or I downvote Alcatraz

[midnight harbor]

what do you even want me to give you

whatn

[cobalt owl]

idk

[midnight harbor]

you just say things what does that even mean

go to your corner

[cobalt owl]

noo

[brittle garnet]

AAA

[brittle garnet]

Genuinely miss them :(

[latent zodiac]

[brittle garnet]

Hm,looks like this ones wearing a mask.
Solid 9,quite the cat.

[brittle garnet]

Whaat

Some evil person out here just gave us 50.
Thank you! ❤️

[latent zodiac]

Lies

[brittle garnet]

No like
Actually

[native sinew]

FAT

fatty

[brittle garnet]

NO

[eager patrol]

fortune pog

[brittle garnet]

Fortune gop

The gorp

[eager patrol]

fortnite gorp

[eager patrol]

[brittle garnet]

I JUST LIKE KRISPY CREAM GLAZED
YOU
EVIL

[brittle garnet]

NO

[eager patrol]

[latent zodiac]

Poor Krispy 😭

[eager patrol]

fortune summoning circle

[latent zodiac]

I can't believe what they've been through 😭😭😭

[brittle garnet]

KRISpg creaam

[eager patrol]

LMAO

[brittle garnet]

💳 🪙 💳
🎰

[eager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/gamblecore-stickman-casino-gamble-gif-7118676210396292522

[latent zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/gamblecore-stickman-casino-gamble-gif-7118676210396292522

[real trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/gamblecore-stickman-casino-gamble-gif-7118676210396292522

[eager patrol]

yea get his ass

[native sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/gamblecore-stickman-casino-gamble-gif-7118676210396292522

[real trellis]

Gambling is haram btw

[native sinew]

ye

[latent zodiac]

Yes ☝️

[real trellis]

Shame fortune shame

[native sinew]

shun the non believer

[wild ivy]

aw dang it

aw dang it

[brittle garnet]

Lets go-

[eager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-gif-23501265

[ripe dagger]

🫢

fortune...

[latent zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-gif-23501265

[eager patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226600445863264257/1268189293621280809/Friends_vs_Friends_HofgnD7SgH.gif

[brittle garnet]

Gambleing

[brittle garnet]

WHAT

AM I JUST WIERD FOR LIKEIN A NORMAL DOUGHNUT

[latent zodiac]

You like donuts?

[brittle garnet]

Yea actually.
I love krispy cream,often get their doughnuts for partys

[latent zodiac]

You like donuts with glaze?

[brittle garnet]

well duh
Its sweet
Also its really cool to actually see that wierd doughnut convyer belt apply the glaze

[eager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/krispy-kreme-glazed-donuts-donuts-doughnuts-donut-day-gif-17585791

[open forge]

stole my picture

give credit at leaast

smh

thief

[latent zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/donut-glaze-dripping-sugar-love-donut-gif-13391022

[brittle garnet]

Chuck sent it to meee

[open forge]

@native sinew thief

[brittle garnet]

Adhd

[open forge]

credit me

[eager patrol]

[brittle garnet]

Fightfightfightfightfightfi-

[native sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/donut-glaze-satisfying-gif-13180530

[open forge]

chuck

stinky

[native sinew]

Lucha Lucha LUCHA !!!

[brittle garnet]

AAAAA

[open forge]

stinky

[native sinew]

nuh uh

[open forge]

yes

stinky thief

stole my pic and didnt credit me

grrrr

[eager patrol]

bro said nuh uh

wild

[latent zodiac]

Wooow

[brittle garnet]

🎰

[open forge]

he will learn to not say nuh uh to me

soon

[eager patrol]

nuh uh

[open forge]

damn

[latent zodiac]

Huh

nuh uh

[open forge]

[brittle garnet]

Yuh nuh?

[open forge]

yuh uh

[eager patrol]

nuh uh

[latent zodiac]

nuh uh

[open forge]

GRRRAAAAAAAHG

[brittle garnet]

Nuh ugh

[open forge]

[eager patrol]

nuh uh

[open forge]

PAY FOR UR CRIMES STINKY FORTUNE

[brittle garnet]

Hold on

@shut cairn you have a friend

[shut cairn]

let's go

bring fortune to justice

[brittle garnet]

Ha
No

[open forge]

yessss

[marble berry]

Wha-

What kind of trouble has that Tanuki gotten into this time?

[native sinew]

https://discord.com/channels/484663656777515040/1199424664699666452

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-chomik-cute-słodki-oh-gif-9366856306231297979

[shut cairn]

no way

[brittle garnet]

Wha

[shut cairn]

is that the real donnie b

[brittle garnet]

I JUST TALKED ABOUT LIKEING KRISPY CREAM GLAZED DOUGHNUTSSS

[marble berry]

Are you sure? It sounds like they really are gonna take you down for some crime of some kind now

[shut cairn]

ask fortune about the "detours"

[marble berry]

Detours?

Oh

[brittle garnet]

I DONT EVEN KNOW MAN

[marble berry]

OOOHHHH

[brittle garnet]

AAAA

[brittle garnet]

NO

[marble berry]

Yea, that's normal

[shut cairn]

what

[brittle garnet]

Yea thats normal

[shut cairn]

no

you're sowing confusion

[marble berry]

Preeeetty normal

[shut cairn]

you know the detours aren't normal

[marble berry]

Oh, and your brother says hi

[brittle garnet]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[marble berry]

Heh

[native sinew]

opps

[eager patrol]

evil

[marble berry]

Who is evil?

[eager patrol]

[latent zodiac]

Really oops

[eager patrol]

chuck

[brittle garnet]

I CRY

[eager patrol]

[marble berry]

Btw it's 50 now

[latent zodiac]

I see

[eager patrol]

nuh uh

[latent zodiac]

nuh uh

[eager patrol]

grrrrrrr

[latent zodiac]

Wait

[marble berry]

Oh, someone just got rid of one

[eager patrol]

[brittle garnet]

my torture is endless

[latent zodiac]

Friendly fire 😭

Sorry

[shut cairn]

your fortune is endless?

[marble berry]

It's 50 now

[real trellis]

omg the font!

[eager patrol]

so true

[brittle garnet]

SO REAL???

[latent zodiac]

Omg!

[shut cairn]

except when I send you to jail

for your many, many crimes

[brittle garnet]

Friendl,,yyy!

[shut cairn]

yes

behind bars

[marble berry]

Why do you want to send him to jail?

[latent zodiac]

evil

[shut cairn]

he's done so many crimes

[marble berry]

Such as?

[shut cairn]

tax evasion

murder

theft

embezzlement?

[marble berry]

It's not like I'm totally defending him or something, buuuut there isn't any evidence

[brittle garnet]

Embezzleing emshmezzleing

[shut cairn]

that's evidence right there

[brittle garnet]

Im just saying
It aint possibke

[shut cairn]

fraud

uh

kidnapping? maybe?

[marble berry]

If anything, you may need to see some prison time for falsely accusations/framing

[shut cairn]

what

[marble berry]

Again

Tooooooootally not trying to defend him because I know things or something...

[eager patrol]

[shut cairn]

para

you have to help me

[marble berry]

[brittle garnet]

Is reverse kidnaping a crime like
Un
Kidnaping someone?

I need legal help

[marble berry]

I don't think so

[eager patrol]

[shut cairn]

did you kidnap them to unkidnap them?

because it's still kidnapping

[brittle garnet]

I did not intialy kidnap them just

I
Unkidnaped them

[latent zodiac]

Smart!

[shut cairn]

what does that even mean

[brittle garnet]

Like
You untie them,forceabley take them into your car,put their seatbelt on and drive them home

Smh

[shut cairn]

that's a rescue

[marble berry]

Am I allowed to say anything about it?

[brittle garnet]

Shmaybe

[brittle garnet]

Isnt that just reverse kidnaping-

[marble berry]

Then all I will say is that Fortune had his life turned upside down (for the most part) after that event

[brittle garnet]

Real?

[marble berry]

I mean, maaaaybe

[brittle garnet]

Hmmm

[wild ivy]

🎲

[brittle garnet]

HMMM?

[wild ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/daily-ao-oni-daily-oni-ao-oni-family-guy-skate-board-gif-9482584381742641550

AO THY ONI

[brittle garnet]

NEVER.

[marble berry]

You can't deny the coolness of that purple dude, though

[brittle garnet]

Hes not though

[marble berry]

But look at his cool skating abilities!!!

[midnight harbor]

WHATD YOU SAY ABOUT AO ONI

THATS IT

never disrespect ao oni or beloved fuwatti ever again

[marble berry]

Oops-

[brittle garnet]

we lost a vote

[brittle garnet]

Gona learn to mod tony hawk to shove fort in.

[midnight harbor]

you apologize to ao oni and fuwatti right now...

or else...

[marble berry]

Uh oh

[brittle garnet]

Sorry i
Suppose

[midnight harbor]

good.... gooood....

[shy sapphire]

lugmorh

[wild ivy]

gun

[marble berry]

Accurate

[shy sapphire]

i only now noticed that i forgot to paint his nose
anyway, now is colored

[marble berry]

Pretty cool

[brittle garnet]

Gun,,,,pretty,,,,

I LOVE OLD FIREARMS

[marble berry]

[brittle garnet]

Wh

[marble berry]

[brittle garnet]

Fire

[marble berry]

[wild ivy]

Fortune in FvF real

[brittle garnet]

Realll?

[wild ivy]

Real

[brittle garnet]

Real.

[marble berry]

Real!

[shut cairn]

What if I just evaporate Fortune

[marble berry]

No

Don't you dare

Also

@brittle garnet I found the perfect sight for your guns

Oh, and I'm on my way back now too

[brittle garnet]

WHAT

[brittle garnet]

Whyy?

[marble berry]

Why not?

[shut cairn]

For fun and profit!

[brittle garnet]

Theres no profit in-

[shut cairn]

Says who?

I can sell Fortune Mist, actually.

[brittle garnet]

Fucking what

[shut cairn]

yeah

eau de fortune

[shut cairn]

maybe I'll just evaporate half of you
which half do you like better, top or bottom

[brittle garnet]

I prefer myself whole

[wild ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/sebastian-solace-sebastian-solace-pressure-sebastian-pressure-pressure-roblox-roblox-pressure-gif-9685536450825574055

[shut cairn]

nuh uh

pick.

[brittle garnet]

I choose to die of old age

[shut cairn]

nobody said you would die

[brittle garnet]

Even worse

[shut cairn]

I can get $450 an ounce

[wild ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/animal-crossing-tom-nook-clapping-clap-animal-crossing-new-horizons-gif-16657276

I found one of fortunes family members

[brittle garnet]

Wdym thats just me???

[wild ivy]

ya aint tom nook

[brittle garnet]

That was my fake name back in Miami.

[wild ivy]

hotline miami

[brittle garnet]

real?

[wild ivy]

real

[native sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/tanuki-wake-up-gif-4920354982731391333

[brittle garnet]

Tanukireal

[brittle garnet]

🎰

[brittle garnet]

Wh

[marble berry]

Oooo

[eager patrol]

no fucking way

this is incredible

[marble berry]

I know, right?

[brittle garnet]

Truely why we need fvf gun customization

[brittle garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/tanuki-wake-up-gif-4920354982731391333

[native sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/tanuki-wake-up-gif-4920354982731391333

[marble berry]

Chubby racoons

[brittle garnet]

Self invasion

[brittle garnet]

Go look at fortunes brother in law!

https://discord.com/channels/484663656777515040/1276346115117027419

[marble berry]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-yippee-creature-yippee-meme-yippee-gif-gif-1489386840712152603

[brittle garnet]

Yipeee

[midnight harbor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620296455424442395/1276469254874726440/image0.gif?ex=66ca4ce2&is=66c8fb62&hm=ae2af389e607d8faa84677cdb0ebe3a5cda000db80dd233ec1a9149cbed98b92&

[brittle garnet]

Wha
T

[wild ivy]

fortune kicks my ass

[brittle garnet]

I gamble in my sleep

[wild ivy]

gambo

[midnight harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-samsonite-uncle-samsonite-jake-bowen-round-two-gif-14350853293991473222

[brittle garnet]

Gamblgamb
Ableing

[brittle garnet]

Who the fuck

[midnight harbor]

don't disrespect the goat uncle Samsonite

[brittle garnet]

So
Etdeerfox suggested a alternate personality card that boils down to stoic payday 2

Passively,fortune takes delayed dmg and can use a "flask" hotcard once a round to null any delayed dmg he currently has

[midnight harbor]

wish ET was still with us

I say that like she died smh

I really don't know why she left it just kinda happened outta nowhere

[brittle garnet]

The memorial service will ve at ten

[brittle garnet]

Real

[brittle garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/tanuki-wake-up-gif-4920354982731391333

[shut cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-tenta-missiles-splatoon-tenta-missles-tenta-missiles-gif-26456658

[brittle garnet]

Whaythgefucl

[brittle garnet]

Gambleing failure
We will win soon,fellas

[brittle garnet]

@shy sapphire
Adachi fake

[cobalt owl]

yes

[shy sapphire]

poor quality one

[shy sapphire]

ok this is just unreadable now

[eager patrol]

true!

[brittle garnet]

Tr
Ue!

[wild ivy]

cursed

[brittle garnet]

Wh

[brittle garnet]

Fortune lore real(fake)

[marble berry]

Axel and Fortune (credit for art goes to Chuck)

[wild ivy]

goobers

[brittle garnet]

Evil

[marble berry]

Cute

[brittle garnet]

No

[marble berry]

Yes

[brittle garnet]

No

[marble berry]

Wanna put it up to a vote?

[brittle garnet]

hellno.

[marble berry]

Because you know you would lose

Mweheheheheh

Oh shit, you are in VC rn

Damn it, I'm at work and I can't join

[brittle garnet]

ha.

Diy fortune

[marble berry]

You have no idea what you just did

Specifically, you have no idea what you gave me for creativity

[wild ivy]

OOOOHOHO

perfection...

[brittle garnet]

What.

[brittle garnet]

what

[wild ivy]

Gonna save this

[brittle garnet]

AA

[wild ivy]

first edit would probably be

Minos fortune

[brittle garnet]

Ono

[wild ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-minos-prime-minos-gigachad-minos-gigaprime-gif-27208959

[brittle garnet]

Evil

[brittle garnet]

I mean.
Im.
Im not mad.

This is kinda funny

W siaro

Other
Ones ive recived

[crimson moon]

[brittle garnet]

Ye

[cobalt owl]

Who is fortune

[cobalt owl]

OMG I was thinking of that but nore sur how to do thx 😭

[crimson moon]

it's not very good but I'm at work lol

[brittle garnet]

Its good nuff!

I have been sent this.
I have no idea whats this.

[brittle garnet]

Printable fortune cube.

[brittle garnet]

Evil

[brittle garnet]

WHAT

[shy sapphire]

it breached the containment

[brittle garnet]

Evil

[brittle garnet]

Thanks to chuck,tanukis can now sleep.

[cobalt owl]

No

[brittle garnet]

Fortune fvf real(the masses are scared)

Demonic evil real

[cobalt owl]

😭

[latent zodiac]

Love it

[real trellis]

The fluffy power is real

[brittle garnet]

I just wanted to be frrrriends :(

[latent zodiac]

So true

[marble berry]

Fluffy power for the win

[cobalt owl]

Who is Fortune

[marble berry]

Yea, who is he really?

[midnight harbor]

yo mama

[near jay]

Fortune biting the curb before gta 6 is wild

[marble berry]

Damn

That's so sad

[brittle garnet]

A miserable pile of secrets

[brittle garnet]

LIEE

[marble berry]

But he is someone that Axel will always care for

[brittle garnet]

Maaaybe

[marble berry]

You bastard, it's a yes! Not a "maaaybe"

[brittle garnet]

Shmaaaybe

[brittle garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/tanuki-wake-up-gif-4920354982731391333

[native sinew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1197272846414663710/1277783560325038183/ezgif-5-3d6df061e4-ezgif.com-reverse.gif

[brittle garnet]

Lies
Fake

[native sinew]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/588979185687461908/1106635236051271730/togif-2-1.gif

[brittle garnet]

Faaake

[native sinew]

imagine saying @latent zodiac is fake

wow

[brittle garnet]

All is fake
Reality is a illusion,buy gold

[latent zodiac]

wow

[marble berry]

Damn

[brittle garnet]

Damn

[marble berry]

nmaD

[brittle garnet]

Dnam

[wild ivy]

damnview

[brittle garnet]

Real

Fortune for damnview??

[shy sapphire]

we need demonics help again

[brittle garnet]

Wiiiith?

[shy sapphire]

breaking your face again

[brittle garnet]

WHAT

[latent zodiac]

Love it

[native sinew]

@brittle garnet

@brittle garnet

[brittle garnet]

Wha-

[native sinew]

no balls

https://tenor.com/view/skedaddle-gif-16127830726273539484

[brittle garnet]

PERISH.

[native sinew]

no balls

no balls

no balls

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248081194977853551/1256371676170686494/PossTEETH2.gif

[brittle garnet]

ALRIGHT YOU TO-BE ROADKILL LOOKIN-

[native sinew]

already know

[brittle garnet]

Please do know my convertable will await your presence under its wheels :3

[shut cairn]

why do you have a convertable

you bozo

simply purchase a reliable sedan

[brittle garnet]

No.

[shut cairn]

be responsible

[brittle garnet]

N o

[marble berry]

Noice

[brittle garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/tanuki-wake-up-gif-4920354982731391333

[marble berry]

@brittle garnet tell Chuck I said hi

[native sinew]

hiiii

https://tenor.com/view/stay-away-from-me-opossum-viralhog-don't-come-near-me-get-away-from-me-gif-18124504426622062724

[marble berry]

Ah, hi hi

I wish I can join the VC, but I'm getting ready to leave for college rn

[native sinew]

ah good luck buddy

[marble berry]

[native sinew]

wait

Fortune have college too

@brittle garnet MF are u skipping ?

[brittle garnet]

Nuh uh

[native sinew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920152399941861457/1239057451953684490/convert.gif

[marble berry]

Oooooooooo

He skippiiiiiiiiiiin

[brittle garnet]

IM NOT????

[marble berry]

I'm telling on you

[brittle garnet]

We fightin

[shut cairn]

I'm going to get you

[brittle garnet]

As if

[shut cairn]

You have valuables

[cobalt owl]

The final

[shut cairn]

True

[brittle garnet]

And?

[shut cairn]

I'll take them

[brittle garnet]

Nuh uh

[shut cairn]

Yuh huh

I took them already

[brittle garnet]

@shy sapphire

[native sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-dead-chomp-fat-baby-gif-8520593905880901561

[brittle garnet]

NO

[marble berry]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meal-mean-angry-dinner-gif-3523494

[brittle garnet]

No

[marble berry]

Yes

[native sinew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1197272846414663710/1277783560325038183/ezgif-5-3d6df061e4-ezgif.com-reverse.gif

[brittle garnet]

Me irl

[brittle garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/902984295025623070/1237949094429724764/1000038053-ezgif.com-censor.gif

[native sinew]

ayo

[native sinew]

@verbal shadow ban this

[brittle garnet]

Nuh uh

[verbal shadow]

Oy, don't ping me for that x_x

[brittle garnet]

LMFAO
IM SORRY

[native sinew]

:3

am sorry but it might happen again

[open forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-possum-cuddling-gif-1487446230183910614

:3

[verbal shadow]

👀 💖

[blissful halo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fisheye-dontdox-gif-3447805512816793897

[brittle garnet]

A invasion,in my chat,,,

[open forge]

yes

:)

[open forge]

lov uuuuu

te amoo muichissimoooo

[verbal shadow]

😺 !

[open forge]

💖

[verbal shadow]

💖 🫂

[brittle garnet]

@native sinew CHUUUCK,THEIR KISSING IN MY THREEAAAD

[cobalt owl]

@shut cairn ban this

[shut cairn]

bu why me

[cobalt owl]

because you are coping the username of sic

[brittle garnet]

@cobalt owl ban this

[cobalt owl]

Alright

[brittle garnet]

Thannks

[near jay]

What if fortune was a rat?! 🙀

🧑‍🦼(first thing that popped up when i searched rat)

https://tenor.com/view/rat-attack-rat-attack-have-at-thee-gif-11648161592664583090

[brittle garnet]

The worst part
In the og like,scrapbook of inspirations...
Klustr was there.

[near jay]

Should have made fortune a quokka

https://tenor.com/view/awww-animals-cuteness-quokka-gif-17999442

They jus chill like that

[brittle garnet]

Nuh uh
Lucky bastard therefore
Nook

[brittle garnet]

Fortune real soon.

[cobalt owl]

Fortune real soon in Placid Plastic Duck.

[brittle garnet]

Wh

[brittle garnet]

What is this
Evil thing

[cobalt owl]

its fortune

when he try to scares ducks

[brittle garnet]

I donttt!

[brittle garnet]

Any ideas for alt outfits to get commisioned?

[marble berry]

I am gonna steal @cobalt owl to meet your brother

[cobalt owl]

oh no

[marble berry]

Mweheheheheh

[native sinew]

:3

[marble berry]

le evil

[brittle garnet]

WHY?

[midnight harbor]

something like miami vice?? idk

[brittle garnet]

This exists.

[marble berry]

Which one was he wearing when he first met Axel?

[brittle garnet]

Likely no.1

[marble berry]

I see

[brittle garnet]

Ye

[native sinew]

balls

balls

balls

balls

balls

balls

balls

balls

balls

balls

balls

balls

[brittle garnet]

NO

[wild ivy]

gambo

[brittle garnet]

Ambleing

[midnight harbor]

what if instead of fortune he was called unfortune and he was financially responsible

[cobalt owl]

Pls

[marble berry]

I want to see that now

Where he doesn't drink at all

Never gambles

Pays his taxes on time

[brittle garnet]

NEVER
YOU CANT MAKE ME

[cobalt owl]

what if instead of fortune he was called unfortune and he was financially responsible

[brittle garnet]

Hell no

[brittle garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/tanuki-wake-up-gif-4920354982731391333

[near jay]

Guys, i might have a groundbreaking idea

What if fortune was a penguin

And his name wasnt fortune, but it was pingu

[brittle garnet]

What if.
Fortune had a built in emote.
Where he opens him arms and hugs his friends!

[shut cairn]

But what you don't see is the knife that he gets you in-between the ribs with

Luckily I stole his knife

[brittle garnet]

I got more knives than one-

[shut cairn]

Which is why I stole all of them

[midnight harbor]

*gulp

tasty

[brittle garnet]

THAT ONE WAS
LIMITED EDTION YOU
A

[near jay]

You should make an alt style that could be red and dark blue, red being the primary color

[brittle garnet]

How come?
Whatcha thinkin of?

[near jay]

i dont know remember where it is from

but it would look cool

[near jay]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-hair-cut-haircut-funny-hamster-orangecreem-gif-10631350116525331073

[brittle garnet]

Evil

[near jay]

@brittle garnet who would be your dream va for fortune

Kevin hart would be fitting

[brittle garnet]

i would do it myself.

[near jay]

You dont sound braindead tho

[brittle garnet]

I easily could lmfa

[near jay]

Mhm

[near jay]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-hair-cut-haircut-funny-hamster-orangecreem-gif-10631350116525331073

@brittle garnet how much money have you spent commisioning fortune

[brittle garnet]

90 buckeroos.

[near jay]

Who did you commision for the 3d model?

[midnight harbor]

fortune commd demonic I think

demonic actually models for the game tho I imagine he's pretty busy sometimes

[near jay]

Wait actually?

[midnight harbor]

yea

demonic I think acts like sort of a contractor for bwg

they pay him to make assets but he's not really with them in the same way as like one of the core developers

[near jay]

Oh

He rich

Probably

Ima check fiverr

[midnight harbor]

idk

[near jay]

nothing on fiverr

ahhh

i gotta learn how to draw

[brittle garnet]

Hell,i just got lucky because he popped up in vc and i was able to slam down 90$ right there

[midnight harbor]

what I'm wondering is like when did you do that

because you got that model sometime around last month right

beginning of august

must've taken a while wow

[brittle garnet]

Yerp

[near jay]

It was 90€ for the 3d model?

[brittle garnet]

Ye.

[near jay]

How much was ALL of the stuff you spent on fortune, like all of the 2ds or do you just know how to draw

[brittle garnet]

Ok so.
The first 2d,updated ref of him was a free gift from a old friend, @shy sapphire has also drawn lots of fortune shitposts in his spare time.

But
I think like,somewhere round 200 total

[near jay]

Thats crazy

Atleast for me

Oh, i wanted to ask what time is it for u, cuz for me it is 11 pm

[near jay]

Friends with benefits lol

[brittle garnet]

3:43

[brittle garnet]

Yerp

[near jay]

Am or pm?

[midnight harbor]

WTF est mentioned

🗣️

[near jay]

What was est? I forgor

Like the time zone?

[midnight harbor]

yea

eastern standard time

it's about 3:47 here right now

[near jay]

Youre in sweden?

[brittle garnet]

Ive been found.

[midnight harbor]

no I live in america

[near jay]

No

You live in sweden

[midnight harbor]

if u want me to live in sweden why dont u pay for my plane ticket

[near jay]

Ok

Send da link

[midnight harbor]

no too lazy

@brittle garnet ur alt fit should be the max payne fit

give bro a big ass trench coat

[brittle garnet]

Maaaybe.

[near jay]

If im not mistaken fortunes primary colors are green brown and black, making it red dark blue and white would really good imo

@midnight harbor look out your window

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/620296455424442395/1210754936246374400/machin.gif

[midnight harbor]

I didnt see anything

[near jay]

You saw this

[midnight harbor]

perhaps

[near jay]

And now youre in sweden

I teleported your home

[brittle garnet]

I mean
Back in dnd it was blue,white n gold

The green mostly came in cause the new shirt lma

[near jay]

Hmmm, so that was your og design? That would make another fire alt outfit!

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-hair-cut-haircut-funny-hamster-orangecreem-gif-10631350116525331073

[brittle garnet]

I mean,this is the closeist that exists BUT.
it misses that tiny vest that had the mentioned colors.

[midnight harbor]

PUT SOME DAMN PANTS ON!!!!

[native sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-sus-xqc-xqcl-sus-sussy-gif-24382282

we gettin naked then huh

[brittle garnet]

NO.

[real trellis]

astagfirullah

Shamee

[marble berry]

Wha

Where did your pants go?

[native sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/haram-heisenberg-gif-20680378

[brittle garnet]

AAAAA

[native sinew]

they betted the pants hoping to win back the money

[brittle garnet]

THATS IT,IM OFF TO TOSS MYSELF IN A RIVER

[brittle garnet]

So real

[native sinew]

nah ya still have the shirt and hat to bet

kidney

eyes

hand

etc

[brittle garnet]

NO

[native sinew]

maybe one day we gona have a poker game with antrho characters

and fortune gona be there

[brittle garnet]

Poker night at the inv but its
Anthros

[marble berry]

Tsk tsk tsk

[native sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/hes-all-in-he's-all-in-he's-all-in-cat-funny-cats-cat-gambling-gif-15778429614619440355

https://tenor.com/view/lost-bet-cat-domino-pissed-gif-15513481

[midnight harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chess-win-gif-17584376170894933930

OUTSTANDING MOVE .

[native sinew]

bro is a sore loser smh

[native sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/to-the-depths-with-you-down-drag-down-cat-to-the-depots-with-you-cat-gif-10071088729691691409

[brittle garnet]

WHAT

[marble berry]

Let's not forget about you, mister

[brittle garnet]

Banished

[marble berry]

You are also getting the treatment

Tsk tsk tsk

[native sinew]

shirtless not pantless like fortune in the corner

[marble berry]

Yea, but the pic that was shown was the opposite

You may be shirtless with pants

[brittle garnet]

CAN A MAN JUST LACK HAVEING HIS LOWER HALF DRAWN SMH

[marble berry]

But Fortune is pantless with a shirt

[marble berry]

NO

[brittle garnet]

WHY?

[native sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/pants-gif-funny-meme-gif-18969447

the pants in question

[brittle garnet]

IM CRYING

[marble berry]

In the meantime, Fortune must go to jail

[midnight harbor]

draw fortune being put in jail for public indecency

[marble berry]

I would love to see that

[brittle garnet]

WHAT.

[native sinew]

money

https://tenor.com/view/item-asylum-ia-4-ia-coins-roblox-scrooge-mcduck-gif-14237113686327034077

[brittle garnet]

Mon

[marble berry]

Imprison the Tanuki!!!

[native sinew]

roger that

https://tenor.com/view/inu-x-boku-ss-watanuki-raccoon-dog-shocked-shookt-gif-4794597

[brittle garnet]

YOUFUCKER?

[wild ivy]

real

[marble berry]

So real

[brittle garnet]

Death.

[marble berry]

His luck finally ran out

[brittle garnet]

Fake

[marble berry]

Real

[brittle garnet]

Fake

[brittle garnet]

Even more awful images from the fvf vrc night

[native sinew]

real

[real trellis]

yeah dox my account why dont ya

[brittle garnet]

AAAAAAAAA

[marble berry]

W-Wait... you were cheating on me....?

[marble berry]

[shy sapphire]

I've been summoned

[brittle garnet]

WHA

[brittle garnet]

Welcome,welcome.

[marble berry]

I see you kissing Haru

[shy sapphire]

'ey

[shy sapphire]

Wait wha

[marble berry]

DinBin, Fortune cheated on me

This is not the top ten moments

[shy sapphire]

Well, i dont know how to help you i this case

[marble berry]

This is not top 10 WatchMojo moments at all

[crimson moon]

aw, i missed it :(

[brittle garnet]

Whats your vrc account? Ill try to dm then invite you next time!

[brittle garnet]

Uh

[brittle garnet]

Produce funny.

[brittle garnet]

DIVORCE

[shy sapphire]

You want me to do funny of this whole situation?

[marble berry]

I'm devastated right now

Being serious though, you should invite me to a vr session sometime @brittle garnet

[brittle garnet]

🤷‍♂️

[brittle garnet]

Ye!

[marble berry]

You just need to let me know when you are doing these things