Misc Chat

[blazing depot]

The vast majority of people have one... given that it's pretty much a societal requirement at this point

Not even for socializing but for doing literally anything outside of sitting at home and blankly staring at a wall

[ocean vigil]

i wonder what common thing will be the third instalment in the hilary's emails and biden's laptop series

[blazing depot]

Kamala's laugh?

[ocean vigil]

was thinking about waltz's dog

but that was probably too episodic

[blazing depot]

Haven't even heard about that one

Or forgotten about it

[ocean vigil]

he had a picture with a dog that was not his grumpy

scandal

[blazing depot]

[haughty steppe]

Lol

[ocean vigil]

it did spawn that vance self own when he went on some show with a rented dog

[blazing depot]

Sam would never, that'd be like cheating

[haughty steppe]

I love all dogs but 1 dog is #1 in my heart

And always will be

[blazing depot]

Realistically nothing what the VPs did mattered in the slightest

You know, just like always

[blazing depot]

Woah man, posting a picture of 2 dogs is a bit too far

[haughty steppe]

Sweeties

Are those bagels

[trim flicker]

wtf 2 dogs

[blazing depot]

Any cat representation

[blazing depot]

I don't think you can buy them at Horton's

[haughty steppe]

Wtf and cars????

[blazing depot]

Is that the same couch

[pale flower]

Omg is that your pfp cat?

[haughty steppe]

Lucky bastard

[ocean vigil]

dogs belong to one sister, cats to the other, i am the pet sitter

[blazing depot]

Do the cats and dogs get along

[pale flower]

Ah, to be a pet sitter

[ocean vigil]

it is

[pale flower]

We have a pet sitter and all he does is give scritches to our dog for 5 hours

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/woahhvickyyy/status/1855249249509716392?t=3pNeYvblJ8rKk_O-65Djvg&s=19
i have not seen a tweet of her being able to spell correctly

[trim flicker]

shes kust like me fr

[fossil basin]

also no, while interesting guess, Lucifer was NOT my gay awakening

[ocean vigil]

nope, month ago I had the cats for two weeks because the dog sister was staying with the cat sister

[haughty steppe]

Lol

[pale flower]

"dog sister" and "cat sister" sounds hilarious

[blazing depot]

Cats hate being ferried to places to begin with

[ocean vigil]

it's like 5 minutes for them and they are used to my place since they were kittens

[haughty steppe]

Yeah I'd never

[fossil basin]

which members of SISTAR would be dog or cat sisters?

do they have personality types for dog and cat sisters

[haughty steppe]

Man I miss my dog

I'm gonna harass the shit out of him when I get home

[fossil basin]

it died??

[haughty steppe]

No

[fossil basin]

i posted before you posted the following message

my bad

[haughty steppe]

Unfortunately I attend this pesky thing called college

And I live out of state

[fossil basin]

it is interesting how Woah Vicky and Lil Tay used to hang together, and now diverged to two different directions

[proud tulip]

now we're talking

[blazing depot]

Cuties

[fossil basin]

there is even a video of both of them in a fight against Bhad Bhabie for some reason

[haughty steppe]

Cuties

[fossil basin]

i forgot there was one thing to smile about turkey, and that is amount of cats that people with no joys want to delete

[thorny schooner]

babies

[haughty steppe]

Wish I wasn't allergic to cats

[haughty steppe]

No u

[fossil basin]

one of my lifegoals at some point, regardless if i decide on adopting children or not, is to adopt 2 cats

not before being trained to care for them that is

[trim flicker]

(as it relates to spelling)

[fossil basin]

i also want to own a large bug like a non-poisonous spider or moth if i can

i am quite intrigued by bugs

I am not thinking about owning an aquarium, as i am somewhat clumsy, but i also like seeing people who own lobsters or crabs

i like watching it's content rather

there was a blue crab i recently had seen, but it has now died

https://fxtwitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1856710805296685302?t=y0y5lczL4ufhpizaL2pr2Q&s=19

[fossil basin]

I remember having a bad flight also, because of problems within the flight traffic we got stuck in the plane on the runway for 100 mins, it was not nice, especially with more than usual amount of babies having decided to scream in intervals, not their fault, but also oof

some guy was about to strike at a flight attendant for the flight not taking off yet, but there is nothing she could have done about this, so i said "it's the problem of this airline company for not being able to organize their flights schedule, the other airline flight ahead because they were infamous for mismanagement of flight scheduling, or at a lesser late, the pilots if they had not read the situation well, there is little a flight attendant could do to solve this situation"

the flight attendant also said to the guy that her work shift was already over, and that she was also stuck due time mismanagement and would have liked to leave, but she could not

it went rather smooth as a flight and the babies were not screaming anymore when we were in air, and despite the initial difficult wait before time, we arrived, and when we arrived, i had the inituition to clap because of my aerophobia, so i did, and the same guy behind me said "this dumbass is clapping after such a scandal flight", while trying to be discreet, so i responded "i did not clap because we had the greatest of flights, i clapped because we landed, i do not think i would be able to clap if ended up not landing"

i prefer being able to clap than to not be able to clap, and if the latter was to take place, there would be things i'd be worried more about than to clap

[brave pelican]

whos next girl

[fossil basin]

Silver or Metal probably

https://fxtwitter.com/FrescoHub/status/1856071519752929691?t=ZBda2ufHn7Oe0JNqCRYWlA&s=19
tried to find a "non-drama alert" source for this unhinged video, we are so cooked

typo'd name but just preferred to not give drama alert the clicks, but the random likely bot

but point is the video is from the India event that IShowSpeed has pulled out before it happened

[ruby helm]

Mrbeast elected as democrat nominee, Elon Musk as republican nominee (After the freedom amendment, which grants anyone the right to run for president even if they are not american born, so long as they earn at least $10m a year in america (Note they aren't required to be paying any taxes in the us))

2036 election

[fossil basin]

it's Elon (R) vs Mr Beast (I/L) vs Taylor Swift (D)

[ruby helm]

by 2036, Mr Beast will be considered to be a left leaning candidate, after the overall discourse moves further to the right

current democrat views will be considered to be "the radical left" by then

[brave pelican]

isnt mr beast getting investigated rn

[fossil basin]

yes

i mean trump won the presidency as a felon

him merely being "investigated" for crypto fraud, laundering and scams will likely not impact his chances under foreseeable US governments

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/lawindsor/status/1856730368893710624?t=BTsmmZu-KyL4rf6E45Shlg&s=19

[blazing depot]

COmpletely normal and fine

[ruby helm]

Being investigated is a mark of honour, it shows he won't play by the establishment's rules, but will stand up for normal people

[fossil basin]

safe to assume i was right about elon trying to act as a defacto leading political figure with trump being 78 years old

also biden and trump has met up now

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/NBCNews/status/1856744289872592940?t=ZF6Xe3UJ6oGnj_sJwusCOQ&s=19
i wonder why could that be

[fossil basin]

also, "...overstaying his welcome in Trump's..."WHAT?!

[trim flicker]

lmao

[ocean vigil]

first reply is about soros, ofc, lmao

[blazing depot]

ELon being annoying? No way!

[fossil basin]

isn't elon kinda doing what he had accused soros of doing

[ocean vigil]

them infighting and eating themselves alive is one of the less terrible scenarios

[fossil basin]

taylor swift had actually accused soros for something he had done, unlike elon or republicans

in an award show nonetheless (funding scooter braun for him to acquire her original masters)

it wasn't some conspiracy bullshit

https://www.stereogum.com/2082140/taylor-swift-scooter-braun-soros-shameless-unauthorized-album-release/news/

old article, but you get the point

[trim flicker]

https://theonion.com/biden-trump-die-2-minutes-apart-holding-hands-1850282375/
finally

i love the onion

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/PopCrave/status/1856793802767569284?t=9Pkx_6gPwPNOAUEp0f5dJw&s=19

[blazing depot]

Accurately displaying the national level of intelligence

[trim flicker]

pain

[pale flower]

Everytime I recognize a Republican's name I figure that's not a good sign

[blazing depot]

She's not even really a Republican, she's whatever is right in any given situation

Right for her opportune needs that is

[fossil basin]

Trying to find that pic of tulsi gabbard everywhere on the compass

[trim flicker]

yeah it just so happens that most grifters end up with the republicans

[fossil basin]

She had also voted "present" on Trump's impeachment

Matt Gaetz has also become his Attorney General pick

[ocean vigil]

they do have a lot in common

[fossil basin]

Could not be me

[blazing depot]

https://x.com/MZanona/status/1856799214715768865

Melanie Zanona (@MZanona) on X

Early reaction from GOP members on Trump selecting Matt Gaetz for AG.

Rep. Don Bacon: “I’ve got no good comment.”

Twitter · Nov 13, 2024, 8:40 PM

lmao

https://x.com/MZanona/status/1856801864878362745

Melanie Zanona (@MZanona) on X

Meanwhile, Rep. Garrett Graves — a Kevin McCarthy ally — literally ran away from me and @AnnieGrayerCNN when we tried to ask him about Gaetz, grabbing another member by the shoulders to use him as a body shield to block us.

Twitter · Nov 13, 2024, 8:50 PM

Truly amazing

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/NewsWire_US/status/1856757027764117557?t=kOGDcRIRKNBsZ2FCFQ1FLw&s=19

[oak lodge]

no, turkey and israel are two different places

[thorny schooner]

banger…

[oak lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/carmelo-anthony-schooling-defenders-three-pointer-houston-rockets-melo-gif-12774610

I still got it 💪

as long as someone acknowledges it, it works

[oak lodge]

is this the light at the end of the tunnel?

[fossil basin]

No this is Lucifer

[oak lodge]

I love that song!

well, [loved]. It's fallen to a novel spot though

[marsh oracle]

https://fxtwitter.com/dieworkwear/status/1856799510019936645

[oak lodge]

I highly doubt he will do those later points. Focusing on what's easy

[brave pelican]

the great william and mary college of law

[oak lodge]

hey, he didn't say prestigious

[blazing depot]

That would be too bad a lie even for Trump

[trim flicker]

russia russia russia hoax

Wasn't the russian interference in 2016 actually proven to be right lol

or was it one of those cases where it's like "well the trump campaign was constantly in contact with russian officials but we can't know for sure"

ok looking at wiki it's basically that ^

[oak lodge]

a lot of things are like that

[fringe juniper]

Voting for her in 2028

[marsh oracle]

putting a russian asset at the top of your intelligence agencies is pretty smart

[fringe juniper]

https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-election-starlink-musk-steal-trump-38757341656d4f44243076d6356cb68b

Can't believe "fact checkers" would hurt my heart in this way

[marsh oracle]

https://fxtwitter.com/LinkofSunshine/status/1856830771786367048

[marsh oracle]

https://fxtwitter.com/TulsiGabbard/status/1497879015998197765 man deepfakes have gotten really convincing

[trim flicker]

lfmao

finally a government representative that embraces the spirit of aloha

that's what the USA needs

[blazing depot]

... lol

Yeah, just give Putin a Mai-Tai in a coconut shell with a little paper umbrella in it and watch his iron heart melt with joy as he embraces peace and love and aloha

[eager parrot]

It's so crazy, it just might work

... only long enough before Putin is suicided with two bullets in the back of the head

[blazing depot]

🍹✨✨

[trim flicker]

It is really funny that a lot of the appointees are like

Either linked with Russia or big NATO people that hate Russia

I guess Thume isn't an appointee or Trump's favored pick at all but he does not like Russia

[marsh oracle]

Old gop vs new gop

I almost wonder if gaetz is just a distraction so the senate wont focus on the less crazy picks

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/marxistgagaist/status/1856891069008339138?t=I4Z-oT3ek_IeO9xqjFiuEQ&s=19

[fringe juniper]

That would be so funny

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/PopCrave/status/1856870760893354457?t=NYtwamozPg_W5IoOB82ddg&s=19

[valid magnet]

No thanks

[trim flicker]

https://apnews.com/article/onion-buys-infowars-alex-jones-6496f198d141c991087dcd937b3588e9

banger

[blazing depot]

Finally some good news

[ocean vigil]

https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

The excess funds initially allocated for the purchase will be reinvested into our philanthropic efforts that include business school scholarships for promising cult leaders, a charity that donates elections to at-risk third world dictators, and a new pro bono program pairing orphans with stable factory jobs at no cost to the factories.

[trim flicker]

finally

[blazing depot]

Philanthropy at its finest

[dreamy ledge]

[valid magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-defeated-lost-the-evil-is-defeated-kid-gif-5007371

One down many to go

[haughty steppe]

get fucked

[fossil basin]

another thing 2NE1 outlasts

[haughty steppe]

incredibly weird comment

[fossil basin]

I was merely glad infowars is no longer is a thing as it was

[blazing depot]

Please don't elaborate further, just move on

[haughty steppe]

mentioning a kpop group in regards to this is incredibly bad taste but whatever

[fossil basin]

I thought it was similar taste to "get fucked" and "the evil is defeated"

[livid frigate]

no, 2ne1 still exists. so evil is out there

[fossil basin]

wdym

i was trying to praise 2ne1 longevity not insult them, i was trying to insult alex jones but we all are?

Did i set the tone wrong?

I would not try to diss another group on a situation as serious as this

Especially one i like to begin with

[brave pelican]

2ne1 mention in 2024

[fossil basin]

They are releasing music in 2025

[brave pelican]

point stands

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/LordeHaus/status/1857097736224419879?t=SLuDwuqXlSewQ6FWvR5-BQ&s=19

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/bjork/status/1857108621131182224?t=AHB1M3K3KXnEIigndo1PqQ&s=19

Bjork takes a stance against Macron

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/PopCrave/status/1857069152885719190?t=CBOFj13HHiGpkCfYEgCYMw&s=19

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/NeoNails45/status/1857070150517702692?t=cxbyjoYxx_W_oLhp8bKOJg&s=19

[marsh oracle]

https://fxtwitter.com/DOGE/status/1857076831104434289 any takers?

[trim flicker]

oh god

[ocean vigil]

nothing says efficiency as zombies that work 10h shifts every single day

i guess you can hit the quota if you watch NL's LA Noire supercut every day

ah, that's only 11h, not enough

anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV2ViNJFZC8

[brave pelican]

dmed

[blazing depot]

80hrs / week on minimum wage

Or unpaid, really

Volunteers

[ocean vigil]

80hrs volunteering for doge, 80hrs working two jobs, gives you luxurious 8 hours/week for sleep

[trim flicker]

You get paid in doge

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/VoughtIntl/status/1857162886524612901?t=jx66GNqDF8qxG3xOYZyLSQ&s=19

[trim flicker]

https://apnews.com/article/trump-rfk-hhs-health-kennedy-f40ee2398e3a280c1586eecdd80bdf7c
oh hey its official now

[blazing depot]

At least we knew this one already

So let's see, Gaetz is gonna jail anyone speaking up against Trump, Tulsi is gonna sell all the intelligence to Russia, Miller is gonna make sure the 20M people get deported, RFK is gonna poison whoever is left and then the Fox & Friend is gonna lead whatever is left of the military into the sunset

[trim flicker]

I like this one quote about Gaetz

[blazing depot]

Yeah, Gaetz is only getting the best comments, lmao

[marsh oracle]

They might publish that ethics probe into gaetz about his potential minor dealings

[brave pelican]

this is kinda like space jam where basketball players get replaced by cartoon characters and aliens, except none of them know how to play basketball

[marsh oracle]

Good start

[trim flicker]

banger

they should do that

[brave pelican]

every appointment so far has been kinda a shitpost and i find most of it very hard to believe

[marsh oracle]

I mean

He didnt exactly hide this on the campaign trail

[blazing depot]

I like how none of them has even the slightest bit of experience in what they're supposed to do

Learning on the job, very admirable

[marsh oracle]

Hey gaetz has plenty of experience in the court room

Prosecuted vs Prosecutor cant be that different

[blazing depot]

[marsh oracle]

Personally I expect one of the big twitter warriors to be nominated for something

Catturd for department of labor

[brave pelican]

tucker carlson for fcc

[blazing depot]

Tucker will just be press secretary

100%

[brave pelican]

goodbye department of ed

goodbye nsf and nih

[blazing depot]

More importantly, what post will Joe Rogan get

[brave pelican]

theres a site by turning point called "professor watchlist" that i am just now learning about

i.e canary mission but for academics that dont like conservatives

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/rudygobert27/status/1857194636965724220?t=pFL3BzEchvAlKx4Z_1UaMw&s=19

Of course the NBA covid superspreader endorses him

[oblique shore]

#TIL sylvester stallone is a trumpie

[nova holly]

question

i thought trump isnt sworn in until next year

biden is still the president

how is all the elon stuff happening now

[hoary charm]

transition team

[valid magnet]

https://fixupx.com/_ananamous/status/1856970606836645974?t=DgILGQu6S02SoPVw7_IMsw&s=19

Maori W

[blazing depot]

It's very dramatic

Have seen this one going around a lot

[marsh oracle]

https://fxtwitter.com/america/status/1857228761915412814

[hoary charm]

it’s very weird seeing foreigners fawn over this

[marsh oracle]

This reads like one of those "find the 10 things wrong in this image" quizzes

[hoary charm]

hana is a nutter who thinks maori can predict the weather and would have avoided all the cyclone damage last year if the government had listened

the guy in the hat promotes genetic superiority crap

[proud tulip]

theres some sort of irony here

[marsh oracle]

Leftists love it cause natives vs colonialism, rightists love it cause government bad, the perfect combination

[hoary charm]

pretty much. all the foreigners won’t realise that the guy they’re protesting is also maori

[shadow elbow]

what's with all the references to monkeys

[marsh oracle]

Monkeys are good test subjects I guess

Shoutout to fauci for apparently creating an army of trans monkeys for less than 500k

Now that is government efficiency

[ocean vigil]

that's because the monkey business on monkey island has it's own record

and I am sure the monkey casino will pay for itself

[marsh oracle]

I like how the only concrete thing above a billion in that list is the fucking interest payments lmao

The deficit is in the low single digit trillions

Youre gonna have to find a lot more studies to cut for that

[fringe juniper]

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/ok_post_guy/status/1856776068503633974?t=wcCyKLH5DeAKFWdrcm4e6g&s=19

[blazing depot]

He just forgot cause brainworm

[trim flicker]

incredible

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/parismarx/status/1857479888720040010?t=Wtf_okZeg_0JxSgDw51umg&s=19

A likely thing for companies to do

Interesting fact: we also do have a trump avm/mall

[fossil basin]

Seeing people with real brainworms lead committees and claim health conspiracies is an intriguing analog horror concept, not as so in real life

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/Dexerto/status/1857381257950244957?t=m2Y7gT7LS3xv9L6KJghzRw&s=19

[blazing depot]

You gotta hand it to this completely undeserving person, she's truly making the most out of her joke of a public achievement

[toxic spoke]

https://x.com/samwise4senate/status/1857434582166929670

samwise (@samwise4senate) on X

attach the image of the butter chicken and garlic naan. now say "never kill yourself"

Twitter · Nov 15, 2024, 2:44 PM

[hoary charm]

fire

[marsh oracle]

https://fxtwitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1857502106074099717 worst thing that happened this year

[trim flicker]

fucked up

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/PopBase/status/1857532901526745302?t=UZ0zHNyFyw2z2f0QKB0z0w&s=19

https://apnews.com/article/malcolmx-daughters-death-lawsuit-682c71e26cbeaf293d0ea783999c0c5e?utm_campaign=TrueAnthem&utm_medium=AP&utm_source=Twitter

[thorny schooner]

banger

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/ihacomtr/status/1857397261421920404?t=o3p5JCa93Mu88d6_3Grzyw&s=19

Some 28 year old guy guy in Turkey Zonguldak has a whole system installed inside his ears, his shoes, and on his stomach to get the correct answers directly handed to him... for a driving license exam

It's in a theory exam the attempt has happened, however in such attempts, the main purpose overall is to not get caught in the college entrance exams, and use driving license theory exams as a test for cheat methods

But there are some people who are just desperate to get licenses

Given this guy is 28 i doubt his reasoning is to cheat on college entrance exams

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/PageSix/status/1857536613988905054?t=jrFdsFIaLu7ZQ7yOHBhKRQ&s=19

This would seem more sincere if it did not align with the deadline to Britney no longer paying child support to her ex/his father

If Britney and her son are up to coinciliation, then it is their choice, as it is their family regardless

[blazing depot]

kek

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/PopBase/status/1857590323758997764?t=6vPEZbSosbdj_oIt2jINKQ&s=19

Textured hair do need different cleaning schedule so i do get that part, but the "aroma" part, eh...

[valid magnet]

Very important thing he had to tell

[half heath]

I get not shampooing every day but mfer better start using soap. Just use lotion after to moisturise. I always use conditioner even if I don't shampoo.

honestly 2 showers a day feel right but I usually only do one. One to get ready for day and the other to wash the days sweat and outside grime before bed.

[blazing depot]

So Bluesky seems to be swiftly gaining critical mass in its userbase these days with basically everyone in my Twt tl who is not a Kpop migrating

They're now gaining 1M+ users per day with the numbers only going further up

[marsh oracle]

https://fxtwitter.com/DemocraticWins/status/1857842678475485486 candidate literally called riggs winning 2 weeks after the election by 64 votes? Dems gotta become better at hiding it smh

[trim flicker]

get rigged

[fringe juniper]

https://apnews.com/article/casey-mccormick-pennsylvania-senate-recount-f0da8720c540fc1b10328da37135a1ee

lol

[marsh oracle]

Start the steal

[fringe juniper]

Tim Walz is going to save us

[blazing depot]

https://fixupx.com/atrupar/status/1858207505303683395?t=dmq_9QOQrODgXbPU2ekiRg&s=19

[fringe juniper]

I was told health = extreme so good ig

[blazing depot]

True

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/RosannaPansino/status/1858181820510044225?t=ad7BnEAr6cg4ZZfNrNGIRw&s=19
Wild dying wish

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/HighyieldHarry/status/1858148516528316804?t=VQUtkA_5Y1Sn2qCs7Bzy9Q&s=19

[blazing depot]

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/rfk-jr-comes-home-anti-vaccine-group-commits-break-us-infectious-disea-rcna123551

“I’m gonna say to NIH scientists, God bless you all,” Kennedy said. “Thank you for public service. We’re going to give infectious disease a break for about eight years.”

That's definitely how that works

(pre-election article, but still)

[hoary charm]

He has suggested without evidence that researchers and pharmaceutical companies are driven by profit to neglect chronic conditions.
in a vacuum, probably not too far off the mark wrt pharma companies in the US

asking them to bail on researching infectious diseases after the engineering success the covid vaccines were, lol

[ruby helm]

Surely the billionaire pharma companies are funding the republicans though

so they might just talk tough then do nothing

[oak lodge]

Public health and safety policies somehow cannot be altruistic. A bit ironic

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/Reuters/status/1858450156590367222?t=iAx-Q8XUi8t1He6ud8okvg&s=19

[blazing depot]

Making air travel all that much safer, go them

[fossil basin]

Basically they had to file for bankrupcy due previous rejected merger attempts, one from JetBlue

Trump admin might allow the merger to go through though

It will continue operations during the process of bankrupcy

[blazing depot]

https://www.straitstimes.com/world/backers-of-argentinas-milei-launch-armed-group-to-support-far-right-president

This seems fine and completely innocent

The Heavenly Forces is definitely a name

[trim flicker]

very cool

[blazing depot]

Don't you feel much safer with your neighbors fielding the forces of Heaven

[dreamy ledge]

think of the US agency, the Christians In Action

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/VanityFair/status/1858955859050860989?t=6PySOuQQSbLpd-vt3PEsCA&s=19

[hollow stirrup]

HA

Is that the one who is balding or the one with the hot wife

[fossil basin]

the one balding

[dire canopy]

hard to find a non-balding person in the royal family

but Andrew is the one that had connection to Epstein

[proud tulip]

neither, its the pedo

prince william is balding and harry married meghan, andrew is their uncle

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1858977192694464745?t=LfWRE8G4ct4JSUmxJJlY0g&s=19

[ocean vigil]

he's really trying to make this year's elections the last one

[fossil basin]

Fun fact: since i am Turkish i know this guy was called out in 2011 for trying to scam people with "african mango pills", and claiming that he had lentil pieces in his offals and could not see through his offals clearly through colonoscopy because he had drank lentil soup just prior colonoscopy, yet lentil soup does NOT have lentil pieces in it

Also, before colonoscopy you are NOT supposed to eat ANYTHING a day before colonoscopy

He had presented an experiment only done with 40 people in Cameroon at that time as a well known fact, with claims that one would lose 4-5 kgs in 28 days without exercising and dieting, and have lower cholestrol and blood sugar levels upon consuming the product

US Trade Commission at that time even claimed that people should stray away from sites selling the specific pill at that time

[hollow stirrup]

OH ew, deserved

[dire canopy]

well I think you can lose 5 kgs in one month without diet and exercise quite easily

just get norovirus

[hollow stirrup]

Holy shit

[fossil basin]

Getting a guy who has not followed through colonoscopy procedures, lied about the results, and tried to scam people with weight loss pills as administrator of CMS is not a reasonable move, and is a deadly combo with RFK Jr.

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/AssLatam/status/1858988191220703440?t=vw3MmrVAmg9Smb6J-1l4OQ&s=19

[hollow stirrup]

https://youtu.be/wJO_vIDZn-I?si=o_Co1z7ivfw4DzRP

This somehow got worse

Also also

https://youtu.be/5lzoxHSn0C0?si=zFW0wjbVAhcaKITe

[blazing depot]

Ok, but what post will the MyPillow guy get

[trim flicker]

yep

[trim flicker]

this doesn't even look bad but i hate it

basically remaking a great movie that already exists and it's perfectly watchable as is 😭 no reason for this to be a thing

[blazing depot]

As I said over in #kpop-chat-2 , absolutely no one asked for this

[trim flicker]

i guess it doesn't matter as long as people go out to watch like they did w lion ling

and that does actually just look awful

[blazing depot]

Here's hope they don't so these companies stop trying to shit out a remake of every animated movie ever

Can't wait for Despicable Me

[trim flicker]

boss baby live action will go crazy

[blazing depot]

The only question is, will it be played by Jack Black or Chris Pratt

[trim flicker]

Idk i never watched boss baby its hard to make a judgement

[blazing depot]

I mean, it's a boss who happens to be a baby

Not much more to know

[trim flicker]

nah i know there's some deep lore about the attention of the world being divided between babies and puppies

and they're like fighting a undercover war to make sure they get the most attention

wild shit

[last eagle]

https://twitter.com/IAmAsarch/status/1858938340055065077

Steven Asarch (@IAmAsarch) on X

BREAKING: A lawsuit was filed against MrBeast on Tuesday by a former employee alleging they are owed unpaid wages and for "violations of the Fair Labor Standards Act."

A spokesperson for MrBeast declined to comment.

Twitter · Nov 19, 2024, 6:20 PM

[eager parrot]

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/11/report-doj-wants-to-force-google-chrome-sale-android-de-bundling/

if only they could get this done before the next admin

[eager parrot]

I suspect this is funnier for those who are more tuned into latin american politics but still gave me a chuckle

[fringe juniper]

Argentina man pls save me from bureaucrats

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/PopBase/status/1859056622204821569?t=fxGMWfcAhnto_6YQ72h0jg&s=19

[fringe juniper]

idk she does NOT take a good Stone Cold stunner

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/BrndnStrssng/status/1859034575642431722?t=ds8DBBL0r0HMDmb1xz2K0Q&s=19

Reminds me of how one of my friend's possible breakthrough as a lead role in a comedy movie could not be released because of erdoğan winning again

[fossil basin]

Basically the situation in a lot of popular mediums is going to be what Barkley implifies... Especially with a lot of liberal democracies being in uncertain situations
https://fxtwitter.com/LegionHoops/status/1859120736469909784?t=rFS-xJSiFA4L6hAVuRtK2Q&s=19

[fringe juniper]

I love Chuck

[fossil basin]

Who would you want as president if anyone from NBA was elected as one

and who would you definitely not want

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/scubaryan_/status/1858947410325594367?t=nry5h2F5cc5cAQKmJh2zlQ&s=19

[blazing depot]

Must be RFK Jr's favorite place

[haughty panther]

doomscrolling goes crazy rn 😭

[oak lodge]

Do not want: LeBron. LeLiesOnTheBible campaign would be a circus.

Do want: Enes Kanter

[fossil basin]

I am the opposite, Lebron is a quite agreeable middleground candidate, and would do something, Enes Kanter is already enough qanon as it is

[oak lodge]

That is the funniest comment I've ever heard lol

[fossil basin]

If he was half as focused on his deficiencies in defense instead of sucking up to a bigoted religious cultist, he would be the greatest turkish basketball player, instead he is a draft bust who goes on sinophobic rants

[oak lodge]

Bron's intentions are as proven only for his benefit. I'd much rather take a person willing to sacrifice their entire career and image of self.

[fossil basin]

I mean this could be said about a lot of presidents, and not only for his benefit at times, he did bring Cavs' only title

I would personally suggest Chris Paul due experience as Players Association president

And overall being able to work for everybody,if he helps the Spurs even

[oak lodge]

If you aren't taking that answer then I'll do Craig Hodges. Kareem's too old now

and fought cancer a handful of times

[fossil basin]

That's fair answer

Like kanter did "stand up for something" but not for a worthwhile cause

More similar to conspiracy rants of Stockton on that regard

[oak lodge]

Well yes, the entirety of western national media tries to pit itself against a threat from china whether it's manufacturing or otherwise

[livid frigate]

China is scary

[oak lodge]

they've been trying to pinpoint a place in asia for the better part of an entire century

[fossil basin]

One of my no's would be Steph

[oak lodge]

I'm not big on propping up big stars even further unless we're talking a few from more popular kpop girl groups

[fossil basin]

I am for lower income housing

Unsure Steph is for that

[oak lodge]

hahaha

have we seen what he can afford? Not sure if he even considers "a home" for under a couple-hundred-thousand USD

[fossil basin]

It's more due him actively opposing construction of more housing in Atherton where he resides due "privacy concerns"

He had also wanted multi million dollars worth fences to put around his residency with tax money due privacy concerns

Basically it is NIMBYism

[oak lodge]

mmhm

I see now

[ocean vigil]

Ben Simmons, doh

[eager parrot]

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/11/microsoft-pushes-full-screen-ads-for-copilot-pcs-on-windows-10-users/

[hoary charm]

did you see the $350 thin clients they announced

can't imagine working on that just to get mogged by $600 mac minis

[eager parrot]

I was planning to build a really nice HTPC for my living room now that I've moved to a bigger place

the Mac mini kind of made all those plans moot

it's perfect for such an application among other things

and I don't even like MacOS, but I'd put up with it over this nonsense from Microsoft

[hoary charm]

people are buying them to put in ai clusters which is insane

since you can network them together with thunderbolt and it works well

[eager parrot]

yeah it's kind of insane how much apple shoved into that small package for such a decent-ish (by apple standards anyway) price

[marsh oracle]

Congratulations to microsoft for finally figuring out how they can get people to jump to the next windows version

[eager parrot]

if only

they are seemingly specifically sending these full page ads to people whose PCs can't officially upgrade to Windows 11 for a number of reasons

[proud tulip]

implementing copilot on my work pcs next month

[last eagle]

Enter the dystopian future

[last eagle]

https://fxtwitter.com/Dexerto/status/1859272142107615607?t=i06IApVlqO_WnMwrHhp0hQ&s=19

[blazing depot]

The most impressive part there is having no internet outtage in 3 years worth of streaming

[hoary charm]

pretty sure its not a continuous three year stream, her channel is currently on 40 hours live

[dire canopy]

twitch doesn't let you stream over 48 hours you have to reset at that time

probably something about vod length or something

[hoary charm]

yeah youtube is the same

[blazing depot]

Twitter ads be like

I love getting ads for literal cults now

[trim flicker]

Well SOMEONE gotta advertise there

i just havent switched to bsky because fansites

[fossil basin]

Azealia Banks was right (before she said idgaf and voted Trump regardless that is), about stating the biggest issue during election was that Elon should not have been permitted anywhere near a high seat in politics

I would consider it atleast one of the biggest issues, but i would consider that i would have been more consistent in action, atleast by not voting for elon that is

Also, scientology in big 2024??

[hoary charm]

twitter would still have low quality ads even if harris won 538-0 lol

[fossil basin]

A lot of places have low quality ads, but overall situation would have been better if by elon's own scaremongering quotes, if kamala would prosecute elon, put him in and reverted the platform it back, not a faultless platform by means, more so that one is more bearable

[blazing depot]

Hey now, can do both

Lots of artists on bsky

[trim flicker]

yeah should prob get art account set up there

[blazing depot]

Just don't do a dramatic "I left Twt and my tens of thousands of followers behind" post, no one cares

Half of the Discover tl is people complaining about either people doing that or telling people who do the complaining to chill

Makes sense though with 1M + new users per day filtering in from twt

[trim flicker]

idc about twitter followers

im vibin

[fossil basin]

One would like to get their users back, all the follow backs can be exhausting, but also, it is a small deal

[blazing depot]

Realistically if you had 1k folowers on twt 900 of those were bots and pr0n accounts

and that's being generous

[hoary charm]

seems like the doj has actually gone ahead and filed for google to sell chrome

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp81ppr3l9go

[blazing depot]

They just need to hold out til Trump anyway

[hoary charm]

That could still go either way imo

Depends how anti-big tech trump admin wants to go

Either way I’m not sure they’ve considered the fact that if google does sell chrome, it’ll result in mozilla also dying off

Apple probably takes a hit too

[brave pelican]

grok web next

[blazing depot]

[hoary charm]

x really is the everything app

[blazing depot]

Everything shit app

[blazing depot]

https://fixupx.com/AP/status/1859651844303163477

Well, that's unexpected

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gc7OYNDWsAAdtiu.png:orig

I guess in his "excellent talks" they were like "no way in hell we'll vote for you"

The best part of this is that he already officially resigned from congress, so... bye I guess?

[trim flicker]

close the gaet on the way out

[blazing depot]

Maybe he struck a deal to dip in exchange for the ethics report to remain sealed away forever or something

[trim flicker]

that's one less known child predator on the administration i guess

[blazing depot]

Hey now, the SA their DoD nominee allegedly committed was all adults

[brave pelican]

matt gaetz is so humble

[hollow stirrup]

Did you watch the second video that came out after?

I'm...no longer hating

It's made by one of the original dudes behind the franchise, the cast has some representation, and fucking Gerard is still Stoik??? Yeah sure, I'm watching

The kid, Mason, I wish they kept his curly ass hair

It doesn't fit the original look of Hiccup, but it's adorable and I think it would have fit him aesthetically. Made him look a little younger

Might be just my obsession with boys with curly mops

[trim flicker]

I think that's cool

And they might make a good adaptation

I just don't see myself having any interest on it

[hollow stirrup]

It's not going to beat the franchise

But I am a consumer unfortunately

[marsh oracle]

He resigned from the current congress but has been reelected to the next one, he could come back

[blazing depot]

That would be very troll, so it'll probably happen

[sly tree]

https://x.com/spectatorindex/status/1859673224017215601?t=0PXJTGDk6vnjG4w8Nvzuag&s=19

The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) on X

BREAKING: Brazil’s federal police have indicted former President Jair Bolsonaro and 36 other people on charges of attempting a coup

Twitter · Nov 21, 2024, 7:00 PM

Let's fucking go

[trim flicker]

YWAHHHHHH

banger

[blazing depot]

I feel like jailing your former presidents doesn't do all that much though

In BR that is

[trim flicker]

well it's better than letting people who attempted a coup walk free

[blazing depot]

Yeah, who would do such a thing

[sly tree]

You're right but it's still funny

Also

https://x.com/ProgIntl/status/1859665063126417801?t=n0oAsHqH3epl8pIuUTbdnw&s=19

Progressive International (@ProgIntl) on X

BREAKING 🇧🇷 Brazil's Federal Police conclude that Jair Bolsonaro had “full knowledge” of the plan to assassinate President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva. Bolsonaro's indictment is expected imminently.

Twitter · Nov 21, 2024, 6:27 PM

He's in way more trouble than Lula was in 2018

[pale flower]

What does this mean? Elections?

Oh former president

[trim flicker]

not to mention Lula arrest was actually a political ploy aided by the US

[ocean vigil]

how much support does he still have?

[blazing depot]

I mean, he has the full support of the upcoming US government

[trim flicker]

A lot, but iirc candidates he supported this past election didn't do as well

[blazing depot]

But of course the US would never interfere with inner politics in south america

[trim flicker]

So hopefully it's a trend of it dwindling down

[fossil basin]

This is likely a rush to not make him a political tool that Elon can use

Not an unreasonable rush

[marsh oracle]

Bro

[trim flicker]

No this is just the brazilian courts reaching a decision

After a long investigation

[marsh oracle]

Just because this is the first time youve heard of it doesnt mean this started last week

[trim flicker]

It's been ongoing for a while

[fossil basin]

I know some about the bolsonaro/lula saga?

Like i know it has been an ongoing clash for some time, that Lula had been arrested before etc.

[trim flicker]

It has nothing to do with Elon

[fossil basin]

I think it would be a smart move given he will try to get his old buddy back to power again

I am not saying it is the main reason, there is a murder/coup attempt obviously

But it seems like one of apparent reasons, i would have had that possibility in mind atleast...

[trim flicker]

yeah you seem to like to tie stuff to elon

this has nothing to do w him

[fossil basin]

I like to tie stuff to each other, not specifically to someine i dislike

[ocean vigil]

we noticed

hard not to

[fossil basin]

I just do not like to be bamboozled if anything happens

But it might also be autism (i have diagnosis)

[trim flicker]

Maybe a bit of both honestly

[fossil basin]

Possibly

[trim flicker]

It be like that sometimes

[fossil basin]

More odd thing was i had forgotten i had diagnoisis of autism/aspergers for 6-7 years before i was reminded by my dad i had it, on an unrelated conversation about my dad suggesting i'd watch atypical (atleast it's not the good doctor...) for me to watch more long-form content/series

[marsh oracle]

Merrick Garland in shambles

[fossil basin]

I was quite afraid because i did not want to appropriate autism before rememberingn that

I had my diagnosis around like 2011? Atleast first time i do remember etc, i went to psychologist occasionally due emotional irregularities, especially crying quite regularly

I still cry at a lot of times, but atleast i communicate considerably easier than in childhood and know myself a bit more...

[blazing depot]

You're oversharing, mate

[pale flower]

Crying regularly really sucks to deal with :( I'm glad you're learning to handle communication a bit better now though

[eager parrot]

Trump and his people aren't big fans of Google's monopoly anyway

we'll see where this goes, there are other interesting proposals that the DOJ has made in their attempt to end Google's search monopoly

[fringe juniper]

[fossil basin]

I just get frustrated easily regardless of if I actually want to cry

[hoary charm]

are we allowed to talk about russia/ukraine or is it just i/p thats banned

[blazing depot]

Just i/p afaik

[ruby helm]

russia/ukraine doesn't really generate any arguments, because there is virtually noone internationally who strongly believe russia are in the right and strongly defend them.

[hoary charm]

ok well

first ever usage of an icbm in combat is a bit concerning

[blazing depot]

Feels like posturing vs. Ukraine's western supporters to me

As long as the payload is just the same as your average missile it's really just a way more expensive projectile

But the message there is "See, this could have had a nuclear warhead and you didn't stop it"

[proud tulip]

the agreement was no war in general rather than just no i/p war

[hoary charm]

fair

[blazing depot]

Not gonna delve deeper then

[charred fulcrum]

https://www.pcgamer.com/hardware/Google-should-sell-chrome-and-more-recommends-US-DoJ/

[last eagle]

That's a W... i guess

no more google creeping on ya

[last eagle]

https://fxtwitter.com/Dexerto/status/1859966230976926177?t=8x1Qx7bxwMUxBMlJrQapcQ&s=19

[blazing depot]

Nice tbh

Early Christmas gift

[last eagle]

tbh really deserved for all of her hardworks

even maintaining 3 years of livestreaming

[toxic spoke]

oh wtf that's crazy I was her first sub

good for her

[blazing depot]

Are you one of those 3yr subs now

[toxic spoke]

nah that was like 8 years ago and seems like it was just for a month

[oak lodge]

nites is really everywhere

[last eagle]

she will be the next superstar streamer

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/StatsAdele/status/1860204681609560383?t=NwJ0CsSe-7SoE_cFvT8AsA&s=19

[fringe juniper]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2024/11/21/ellen-degeneres-leaves-us-for-cotswolds-following-trump-win/

Her and the UK deserve each other

[proud tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/british-cop-screaming-screaming-sad-gif-1879411192175791821

now I have to move to be away from her

[fringe juniper]

Movin' on up

[last eagle]

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1860238035658359101

The Associated Press (@AP) on X

The Philippine vice president publicly threatens to have the president assassinated https://t.co/khw9ji5z8a

Twitter · Nov 23, 2024, 8:24 AM

whoa

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/i_D/status/1859940524117164160?t=kqhTdeaPrLHSFtyV11-pOQ&s=19

[valid magnet]

Cool lemme bet nothing was shown in the movie

[blazing depot]

I mean, I hope not. Not because I mind, but because that's just not part of the story.

Honestly hope they stuck as close to the musical as possible

[blazing depot]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GdOWePiXYAAcUFR.jpg:orig

Amazing

Post a link, get shadow banned - Elon, probably

[fringe juniper]

bluesky

[hoary charm]

that link throttling has been a thing for longer than he owned it pretty sure

twitch streamers have been doing the whole link in replies thing for ages

can't think of a reason why it exists but

[blazing depot]

I mean, you laugh but it's definitely a better experience than Twitter

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/PopBase/status/1861090262614765815?t=ZHRFIVXKAGwcGKQr03gZbg&s=19

[brave pelican]

loona redebut 2055

[pale flower]

Goodbye moonman 🫡

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1861101177514967469?t=hj_XXVJVhzPNov_4BBMDrQ&s=19

[hoary charm]

lol

losing to trump of all people should end your career

[pale flower]

I mean, that's fine as long as they actually do the whole process with democratic candidates debating eachother and whatnot

[fossil basin]

i will say this, from the candidates democrats consider as "viable", she might be selected as the one again

not because it would be a very reasonable thing to do, but because the other alternatives they are likely going to appoint as candidates are not necessarily savvy

that is assuming there will be an election in 2028

[marsh oracle]

God I hate journalists

What a nothingburger article

[fossil basin]

That Dion Waiters quote will always remain relevant

[fringe juniper]

Disagree but to each their own

[fringe juniper]

I hope so

[ocean vigil]

[fringe juniper]

[last eagle]

https://youtu.be/JFQeiRnzvcg

[eager parrot]

it's much more likely that they'll get get some kind of other prize

like california governor

[marsh oracle]

https://apnews.com/article/trump-tariffs-canada-mexico-china-59239afe12033ca99c65c7a2be0e4f0d

[hoary charm]

isnt trudeau getting bodied in polls rn by conservatives

so trump would basically go "look hes on my team, drop the tariffs!!!"

[marsh oracle]

thats a level of political maneuvering that trump just isnt capable of imo

[eager parrot]

no, that sounds exactly like something Trump would do

there's a long-term grudge he's held against Trudeau now

[fossil basin]

Trump to all non-Americans during his tenure:

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/chartdata/status/1861084367751127174?t=rwkGDIji_3lXgA_fuGETTg&s=19
wish over Challengers?

looks wildly different than the grammy list, maybe the criteria is different, the grammy list makes a bit more sense

also what you all think of the Substance

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1861457859990393156?t=1Sb41iioBzkCkN74Emz0Ow&s=19

[half heath]

what's wrong with him...

is this a humiliation ritual. Is it like WWE where the old star has to put a guy over

[fossil basin]

the Lil Wayne - Drake - Nicki self-conspiracy theories must be brewing inside these 3's minds is what i have in mind

each time i hear one of the Young Money artists adressing something, it is quite Azealia Banks-like

unless the being right twice a day part

by that i mean these three always having the "everyone is plotting against me" rant/complaint each day in their lives, Lil Wayne was pissed Kendrick got the Super Bowl, Nicki keeps going on unexplainable madness over either Megan or Cardi

Drake with xQc, was dissing on Steve Lacy of all people in livestream

[ruby helm]

The irony is that just as people start forgetting about it, fresh lawsuits and news bring it back into the news cycle

unless this is a 900 iq move and he doesn't care about it at all and this is just all noise marketing to get his name being mentioned more

[fossil basin]

I just think it is a regular Young Money meltdown

Possible effects of being in an echochamber for too long

[dire canopy]

so he is launching a legal action over a disstrack for defamation?

[fossil basin]

and payola

two legal actions

[dire canopy]

I don't even know what that word means

that is a weird law

[fossil basin]

payola means illegally paid streams/bots/promotions

it's actually in use (the word) since 1938

[pastel shale]

am i allowed to just complain about how many knetz and i-fans pretend to know everything about western and korean culture/social beliefs & issues/politics respectively? it's absolutely absurd how pretentious they get to push their own agendas and they wonder why kpop fans have a bad rep

[last eagle]

https://twitter.com/dramacoolcom/status/1861628424147869919?t=0iBzigwC_r3HCCKcBvEcHg&s=19

Dramacool (@dramacoolcom) on X

Hi all💛
We are sorry to announce that we will be closing all 5 websites: Asianc, Dramanice, Watchasia, Runasian, Asianwiki. Due to the copyright, we cannot run the sites anymore.
We apologize to every fan that always supported and loved DRAMACOOL.
Thank you and Best Regards.

Twitter · Nov 27, 2024, 4:29 AM

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/nypost/status/1861621261949915556?t=89bbfbJ3u6-XhTcWi409kg&s=19

Lorde had demolished these wings

Rawdogged them without even a sip of milk or water, even said in her concert in Toronto that she thought the wings would have been hotter

Yeah, it was just entertaining to watch

[hoary charm]

i dont think hot ones has ever had a politician on so that makes sense

[fossil basin]

Yeah, Sean cited that as the reason

But also having Peter Griffin interviewed and not you is crazy

[dire canopy]

oh I read that title wrong my bad

[proud tulip]

did anyone check their reddit recap yet (might be mobile only atm)

i scrolled a damn lot of bananas this year

[shadow elbow]

167,976 bananas

never forget https://youtu.be/rW9r_1ys2ec?si=ikQmFdThrYw2VKbc

[dire canopy]

176k over here

[proud tulip]

604k 😳

[ocean vigil]

522k

[trim flicker]

55

[fossil basin]

https://FxTWitter.com/esjesjesj/status/1861573638584967391?t=oQIbsmfNHdbCbMUzJQM-GQ&s=19

[fringe juniper]

https://x.com/TheDemocrats/status/1861550359161745529

The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) on X

Vice President @KamalaHarris’ message to supporters.

Twitter · Nov 26, 2024, 11:19 PM

[near jetty]

yes queen i will clear my schedule on january 6th

[fringe juniper]

Anything for our pepper growing queen

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/ddlovato/status/701620935875436544?t=aHOBOvItuuKIJq2niHbf7A&s=19

Evergreen tweet

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/bjork/status/1862171229341303031?t=9ilVsR4P9yy3f1b6ip3b8g&s=19

[blazing depot]

https://x.com/AP/status/1862112234836467978?t=SYAGN07fVBeQoNAATemKrQ&s=19

The Associated Press (@AP) on X

BREAKING: Australia's Senate passes a social media ban for children under 16, which will soon become a world-first law https://t.co/6SpKUGw8a3

Twitter · Nov 28, 2024, 12:32 PM

[near jetty]

big day for you and only you

[blazing depot]

Weird dig

[fossil basin]

I thought they were German

[near jetty]

citizen of the global net dare i say netizen

[brave pelican]

grump when they have to argue with the 15 year old new zealanders instead

[blazing depot]

Americans are the worst anyway. Murrica indead.

[fringe juniper]

💀

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/Dexerto/status/1862232004005126183?t=gwwf6tCs9_frskblWQ64rw&s=19

[hoary charm]

classic "save the kids" pretense to implementing govt ID checks on social media

[last eagle]

https://fxtwitter.com/Dexerto/status/1862214852250366398

[valid magnet]

Free him

[blazing depot]

Bro deserved worse than getting knocked out once

[thorny schooner]

free bro

[hoary charm]

the goat should get a military exemption for doing his country a service

[blazing depot]

Afaik he was actually a former special forces member, so he doesn't really need that

Bro did his part

[brave pelican]

someone has to stand on business

[proud tulip]

is Johnny somali still in jail though

round 2 behind bars?

[blazing depot]

Can they forget him in there please?

[dire canopy]

he is facing quite a big sentence there

[blazing depot]

Unfortunate, he can barely manage a few coherent words

[hoary charm]

youtubes adblock workarounds have reached me...

[proud tulip]

nooooooooo

[blazing depot]

RIP

[proud tulip]

I did have a couple days where they got through but refreshed my adblock and it worked again

had no issues since

[hollow stirrup]

iirc not being held but still being prosecuted

[fossil basin]

https://www.ntv.com.tr/amp/turkiye/hic-evlenmemis-adama-bosanma-davasi-actilar-kiz-arkadasiyla-da-tartisti,gdi2ZhpfC0OKYzNHbhC78g
some guy who had never been married to begin with, had recieved divorce lawsuit notification

the guy had a fight with his girlfriend because of the news, but now she also believes something is wrong, the legal matters had told him that a typo might have resulted in this

his lawyer has also stated that there is a typo in the document

[valid magnet]

Rip

[keen nest]

Mail courier wants exactly 38,850 won long story but this gs25 worker I always see at night because I always stay at the same place broke 50k for me because like nobody carries cash here. Even less common to actually have coins. Courier won’t take card either which that makes more sense but the exact amount is kinda a bruh moment

Gs25 worker was like no worries I see you all the time lmao felt like a father atp was kinda wholesome

Dude whips out a plastic bag, separates the change and puts it into the plastic bag and was like “make sure you give this to the courier this is the exact amount they want”

Gives me the rest of it and told me that’s mine to keep

Small wholesome interaction

Was just expecting him to break it and give me a ton of change to figure it out myself

[hoary charm]

time to buy him lunch or some shit

[keen nest]

No kidding

I was gonna ask him if he wanted anything in the store but I was like

Idk if he’d get in trouble or something for that

Probably not but yeah I gotta do something like that for him

I told him like a year ago I was from texas cause he asked and when it started snowing recently he laughed when he saw me come in and was pointing outside and I was like oh yeah snow

Language barrier moment but

He whips out his phone and he asked me like “you don’t really get snow in texas do you because it’s like a desert there”

I was thinking like holy shit how does this dude remember I mentioned being from texas a year ago

Nice dude

[hoary charm]

progressives in shambles

[marsh oracle]

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2024/12/01/statement-from-president-joe-biden-11/

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[fossil basin]

I mean, liberal democracies have dubious lifespan atm, might as well use the moment to pardon your son

Far from the worst thing or mistake biden has done

[hoary charm]

https://fixupx.com/growing_daniel/status/1863707325170847864

[blazing depot]

Watch him make Trump nominate Sanders to cabinet for... whatever is left

Not that Bernie would take that, but still

[hoary charm]

bernie and musk gonna be best friends at doge, gutting the pentagon

[blazing depot]

Probably actually the best place to start tbh. Tne untold billions that place wastes...

Speaking of Elon, his shitty app is getting worse every day

Every time I switch to its tab or reopen it

Every time.

It was "expiring today!" yesterday as well btw

[trim flicker]

Yeah this has been a constant

[toxic spoke]

expiring today (for real this time) (extended thanksgiving sale)

making it a damn popup is so desperate

[blazing depot]

This is just stage 1. Next stage is gonna be another popup when you try to close this one going "Are you sure you want to close this window and miss out on this incredible offer???"

[last eagle]

and then christmas offers come..

[charred fulcrum]

Not to side with Elon here but

They'd get much better reception if they gave everyone like a 3-day trial or sumn

"We have applied Premium features to your account of which you can cancel anytime"

Objectively better than these ......ads

If they're that desperate

[blazing depot]

Free trials? Under Elon? Ha!

[charred fulcrum]

Yeah that's the thing lmao

[blazing depot]

Filthy communist

[charred fulcrum]

You're desperate, I can see that

But are you really that desperate?

If you want people to actually use Grok, let us have an actual taste of it first

The fact that ya didn't resort to that yet shows that this Grok thingy is still a "nice to have"

[blazing depot]

Well, Twitter has served its purpose of helping to sway an election, breed the political climate he wants and get into power

Now back to pretending he cates about it being profitable

[charred fulcrum]

Like do you want me or do you not want me to use it?

Instead of pestering like Chinese e-commerce apps

(almost the same cadence and lingo too)

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/Kino_Posting/status/1863707827262382320?t=zhXpgC3wVdDOEFKLqS-H9g&s=19

[fringe juniper]

Buying Elon jersey rn

[last eagle]

https://newatlas.com/ai-humanoids/3-mind-blowing-ways-ai-chip-design-singularity/

hell nah

[valid magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-runner-2049-gif-7993237219332977809

[hoary charm]

https://apnews.com/article/south-korea-yoon-martial-law-997c22ac93f6a9bece68454597e577c1

huh

[last eagle]

wowie

this is gonna be interesting development

[fossil basin]

not great!

[proud tulip]

whew

[near jetty]

lucky number 7th republic

[keen nest]

Pog I'm living under martial law

[last eagle]

perfect time to learn martial arts @keen nest

[hoary charm]

have they said anything about any restrictions?

[hoary charm]

from what im reading it seems to be mostly targeted at avoiding top officials from being impeached so idk

[last eagle]

every tv station has this breaking news

[keen nest]

Meanwhile here yep just business as usual

[last eagle]

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cn38321180et

bbc news reported this

and as soon as I see North Korea... yep

you're doomed

wait a damn minute, yoasobi still in korea isn't it

[radiant linden]

me when south kroea declares martial law

[keen nest]

It was nice knowing you all

[radiant linden]

how will this affect yoasobi

[keen nest]

https://tenor.com/view/oogway-my-time-has-come-gif-8019684

[radiant linden]

finally

crab rave

[keen nest]

[nova holly]

90% of what ive heard about the current sk president is about how he keeps vetoing prosecution against his wife

so i can only assume this is related to that

[keen nest]

National assembly boutta be litty this Friday

[zenith flume]

[marsh oracle]

This just seems like a self destruct button for him

[nova holly]

South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol declared an “emergency martial law,” Tuesday accusing the country’s opposition of controlling the parliament, sympathizing with North Korea and paralyzing the government with anti-state activities.

Yoon made the announcement during a televised briefing. He declared the step as critical for defending the country’s constitutional order. It wasn’t immediately clear how the steps would affect the country’s governance and democracy.

Yoon since taking office in 2022 had struggled to push his agendas against an opposition-controlled parliament

[ocean vigil]

Can't get impeached if the parliament can't get to work

[nova holly]

basically hes trying to avoid being impeached

its a self coup?

[ocean vigil]

I feel like he would need to be a lot more popular for that to work

[keen nest]

Apparently it's just like preventing people from going to national assembly to debate

It's funny cause I just saw this on Twitter

https://x.com/bashoreforohio/status/1863949087948841282?s=46

Austin Bashore (美녹색당 오스틴 배쇼어) 💚🌻🍑 (@BashoreForOhio) on X

Traffic cameras outside parliament are showing police busses blocking entry. MPs can’t even enter to debate the emergency martial law declaration.

Is this 1980???

Twitter · Dec 3, 2024, 2:11 PM

Those busses are... Literally always there lol

[nova holly]

https://www.ohmynews.com/NWS_Web/Series/series_premium_pg.aspx?CNTN_CD=A0003060613

apparently the opposition predicted this

[blazing depot]

We do a little couping

[keen nest]

Apparently there's military in Incheon kek

Idk kinda curious to walk outside and see

But I'm in my warm room

[marsh oracle]

No worries, the angry mob of twice fans after their promos get messed up will put an end to all this

[keen nest]

LMAOOOO

just saw that

Apparently ruling party members are also giving him shit rn

Yep get em out of there

[blazing depot]

Can he really do a casual military coup or... yeah

If even his own party isn't in support of it... well

[keen nest]

Alright let me go out to the street and go look

Yep looks the same

[blazing depot]

Ok, if we never see you again...

[keen nest]

Lol my friend in Incheon I should ask him

Idk I'm a cripple I'm fine

[blazing depot]

https://x.com/sakuchan_0812/status/1863954717036232828?t=8fgchvaA5WxvnRX5kMssDQ&s=19

センちゃん³⁹💐 (@sakuchan_0812) on X

Numerous entertainment companies are being informed of schedule cancellations from as immediate as tomorrow, due to the situation of martial law. Cancellation of events and festivals in provinces is expected to be inevitable.

Twitter · Dec 3, 2024, 2:33 PM

[ocean vigil]

Coward should have declared it in the army concert season

[blazing depot]

Onces gonna be mad for real

Yves escaped just in time

[keen nest]

Yeah one of my sources said lots of events potentially cancelled

[hoary charm]

mfw paid 350k for a polaroid just a few hours ago

couldve saved $5

[blazing depot]

KRW tanked already, huh

[marsh oracle]

Time to make some forex money

[hoary charm]

0.00072 to 0.00070 rn

[ocean vigil]

The Yonhap news agency is reporting that the leader of South Korean opposition Democratic Party, Lee Jae-myung, has said the declaration of martial law is unconstitutional.

Yonhap is also reporting that Han Dong-hoon, the head of the ruling People Power Party - of which President Yoon Suk Yeol is a member - has also vowed to block the declaration, describing it as "wrong".

[marsh oracle]

Well

Shortest military coup ever

[zenith flume]

oh damn she flew recently for eu tour lol

what timing

[ocean vigil]

uniting two major parties is an impressive feat in this day and age

[blazing depot]

I mean, it's yet to be seen where the military stands

Here's hope they don't stand with him though

Thing with actual military coups is that they do not really care too much about silly things as democratic parties

[static tree]

The article linked above mentions how he replaced a lot of key military positions recently with graduates from his own high school

[blazing depot]

There was a similar coup attempt in the Americas not too long ago, wasn't there

[brave pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/kpop-yunjin-le-sserafim-lesserafim-gif-27271748

[blazing depot]

That just kinda got slapped down

And no, I don't mean January 6th

[fossil basin]

it is wise to get prepared for events like these worldwide

[hoary charm]

you're in turkey, you should probably worry about whats going on in syria

[keen nest]

Yep krw keep going down

Let me go be a billionaire tonight

BUY THE DIP

[fossil basin]

i am?

[blazing depot]

I mean,Turkey is very actively supporting than one

[hoary charm]

arent you?

[fossil basin]

yeah, problem is i do not think i should be selfish because things benefit my government

especially since government is not looking to benefit me or really people who are not members of sects or almost aristocratic families at this point

but what i do mean is we had already been in martial law or atleast situations adjacent to it atleast several times that i remember

it's not exactly something unfamiliar to me

[hoary charm]

covid lockdowns am i right fellas

[keen nest]

Don't tempt me with a good time

[fossil basin]

no i mean martial law/state of emergency

[hoary charm]

yeah ngl was pretty comfy

aside from the whole losing my job and becoming a neet thing

but we ignore that

[last eagle]

https://x.com/yejinjgim/status/1863955359091532237

Yejin Gim 김예진 (@yejinjgim) on X

The ruling party has also called its representatives for an emergency caucus, its leader criticizing the declaration of martial law as inappropriate.

Twitter · Dec 3, 2024, 2:36 PM

things got heated

[keen nest]

Lol my source tweeted out cancelled events and now the tweet is cancelled

Deleted

[last eagle]

kekga

[keen nest]

Yep English

[last eagle]

if you speak english about that, they jinjja kill you

[keen nest]

I asked my friend how he is in yeongdeungpo where national assembly is all he sends me is a photo of a broken toilet saying me after two Wendy's chili bowls

Yep don't think any of us here actually care

[hoary charm]

now to wait and see if weverse dynamically converts prices based on krw value or not

[keen nest]

We all went outside and can't see anything different

[brave pelican]

coup with 19% approval rating fuck it we ball

[ocean vigil]

it's a bold strategy cotton

[keen nest]

Lol they're calling for a public march

Is this the cook of all cooks

Gonna go there rn and record it all

[ocean vigil]

riot fancams, let's go

[keen nest]

8k60 241204 NATIONAL ASSEMBLY MARCH

https://x.com/BluRoofPolitics/status/1863956396770795686

The Blue Roof (@BluRoofPolitics) on X

Tanks in the streets of Seoul now.

Twitter · Dec 3, 2024, 2:40 PM

[hoary charm]

this is all hybe's fault

[keen nest]

TRUE

[blazing depot]

Hitman Bang PD getting his revenge

[keen nest]

Photojournalism time

Tank previews

:tankman:

[blazing depot]

First time you're doing something actually useful with your camera

[fossil basin]

Lee Jong Myeong

[blazing depot]

Actually that's unfair, you probably have taking an accidental nature shot or two

[keen nest]

Only real ones remember

[last eagle]

pd really wants to eliminate kpop this way

[keen nest]

LOL

Damn got my hopes up

[blazing depot]

There's bound to be a lot of misinformation at a time like this as per usual

[nova holly]

ah, current year

[blazing depot]

Take everything with buckets of salt

[brave pelican]

people are posting old apc pics

[hoary charm]

if it doubt, blame ai

[brave pelican]

cignature disbanded

[blazing depot]

I think a coup attempt kinda trumps that news

(see what I did there)

[brave pelican]

hmm

[pale knot]

Did mhj's shaman predict this tho

[dusky rapids]

wtf?

[keen nest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1001554365787668534/1313521095483195482/image.png?ex=67506f59&is=674f1dd9&hm=2cf4b435fd46ad9ef721578ebe60eac0b767099e2c460cc5d065ad739c357151&

Kek

Yeah basically my whole friend group rn

[hoary charm]

lol

[keen nest]

Friend has a point rn though

Twitter fearmongering like hell rn

[dusky rapids]

this appears quite political only yeah

[keen nest]

Literally everybody here rn though is like uhh

Business as usual

[dusky rapids]

(for now)

[keen nest]

Yikes though

Sk getting another president removed?

[fossil basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/kchartsmaster/status/1863960946068087014?t=-ogqcZI-4zPoe1kuON5lSw&s=19

[blazing depot]

I mean, fearmongering aside, this is still martial law and South korea has a pretty skewed and not too distant history with dictators and wannabe dictators

[ocean vigil]

dude is going for the 0% approval rate

[blazing depot]

So I'd prefer being on the cautious side of things

[hoary charm]

nothing ever happens so he'll probably just step down since his own party doesnt appear to support it

[blazing depot]

It doesn't matter if his party supports it, only thing that matters is what the military does in this situation

And since it's not even been an hour that remains to be seen

[brave pelican]

korean president life cycle win/coup -> ??? -> arrested

[last eagle]

https://twitter.com/minjoo_hongtae/status/1863959538346697109

𝙆𝙞𝙢 𝙃𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙩𝙖𝙚 (@minjoo_hongtae) on X

서울 방면으로 장갑차 집결중

Twitter · Dec 3, 2024, 2:52 PM

[brave pelican]

thats fake as hell

[keen nest]

Yeah like take the bus thing with a grain of salt

Those busses have been in front of national assembly for years

show champion lineup kinda sucked anyways for tomorrow

[blazing depot]

Either way, the end result of this can basically only be him gone or him going full coup

Surely there's no political recovery from a move like this

[last eagle]

Naver cafe apperantly blocked by government
https://twitter.com/magudonarudo00/status/1863945754076971245

폥파이 (@magudonarudo00) on X

아니진짜어이없는점: 국민들끼리비상계엄관련해서 소통하지말라고 네이버카페까지 막아둠 지금 엄마아빠도카페막혓다고 기막혀하는중

Twitter · Dec 3, 2024, 1:57 PM

[ocean vigil]

the blockade on the stream is not doing much of an actual blocking

[ocean vigil]

from what I know about the guy (which granted is not that much) I can't imagine him to be capable enough of having the full military backing

[blazing depot]

Posting this not for newsworthiness but because damn, that soldier got owned
https://fixupx.com/GalaxyNewsUnit/status/1863965839252148307

One handed, no less

[glacial verge]

[ocean vigil]

they are getting handled on the stream as well

not like they resist too much

must be pretty confusing for them as well

[blazing depot]

I mean, most of them are conscripts who never in their wildest dreams would've thought they'd have to do something like this

[ocean vigil]

yeah

[blazing depot]

For all we know some of these are your BG faves

[ocean vigil]

are those people prepared to order shooting into crowds?

[last eagle]

https://x.com/drmarkpbarry/status/1863961115840987612?s=46&t=epwK2CH1ZpwJm7ymEfPVwQ

Dr. Mark P. Barry (@DrMarkPBarry) on X

"A spokesman for the U.S. military command in Seoul did not answer repeated phone calls." | Reuters https://t.co/vEmxROgpX9

Twitter · Dec 3, 2024, 2:58 PM

uh oh

[zenith flume]

let's hope the highups don't order that then

mb for ping

[dense lark]

now hold on

what's happening

[ocean vigil]

coup attempt

[blazing depot]

The question in such a situation is often less if the higherups would order it and more if the rank and file would follow the order to shoot at what are literally their neighbours, friends and acquaintances

[dense lark]

because yoon declared martial law?

did he have a particular reason for doing that or just because he felt like it

[ocean vigil]

this, and you can imagine how rank and file look at nepotism higher-ups

[keen nest]

His wife was getting investigated so he said “fuck you martial law”

That’s quite literally the reason

[zenith flume]

investigated for what? like tax ?

[nova holly]

corruption

its korea

[keen nest]

Idk for corruption

Ye

Sky is blue etc

[zenith flume]

damn

really pulled the martial law move like its a reverse card from uno

[nova holly]

didyouknow: half of south korea's former presidents are were in jail

[ocean vigil]

As we reported earlier, the leader of South Korea's main opposition, the Democratic Party, has called on all its members to assemble at parliament - this has now been confirmed to the BBC by Representative Hong Kee-won.

Currently, around 70 members of the opposition are inside the assembly, while the rest are gathering outside, he says.

When Speaker Woo Won-shik arrives he will call for a vote to lift the martial law, Hong says.

Hong adds that he was told special forces soldiers are inside the assembly building. It is unclear what the soldiers are doing.

[keen nest]

I should go stock up at gs25 rn while krw is down

[slow dune]

Convert your life savings to krw real quick

[zenith flume]

yea be safe just in case

[keen nest]

It’s just national assembly

[nova holly]

but also i hope my flippant attitute towards this doesnt age poorly

[keen nest]

Everywhere else looks entirely normal

[nova holly]

martial law is still a serious thing

[keen nest]

I’ll literally go outside and show you a photo rn kek

[dusky rapids]

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cn38321180et
can just backread this to catch up, not too many details

[zenith flume]

lol

[blazing depot]

I've seen too many situations like these age very poorly to take it that lightly, honestly

[nova holly]

can only hope for the best from our position i guess

[blazing depot]

The simple fact that he can just completely halt everything to this extent just cause he feels like it is already

[ocean vigil]

it does look like they will manage to get people into the NA and hold the vote

the reaction to that will tell how it will go

[keen nest]

Yep i’m still going to gimpo tomorrow

[nova holly]

well its like 1 am there

things can change before morning

[blazing depot]

And btw. German news says the military announced the ban on parliamental activity under the martial law, not Yoon

So that's something to consider

[nova holly]

yeah esp with the part where he replaced military leaders

[blazing depot]

(real news, not Twt)

[dusky rapids]

yeah that's in bbc's report too

[keen nest]

Lol these special forces are struggling

Gonna be funny seeing them try to enforce anything there

[ocean vigil]

the NA is filling up