#Misc Chat
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I think bolsonaro looked too bad, waaay too bad
Iirc it was the nsa and the doj the ones most involved
Imma defend the cia on this one
Yeah
Was the DOJ
CIA was chilling this time
Hahahaha
atypical
I forget about that one. They do a good job at being forgettable
Bolso just got admitted to a hospital in florida with "strong abdominal pains"
Motherfucker will do literally anything to avoid jail up to and including dying
lmao
boom. 1972 Trans-Am in the fucking air
I agree with point 2. But that first one is
I can't overlook that shit

look at this one grumpy
lol
Who's going to tell him?
NOOOOOOO WAY LMAO
LOL
https://vxtwitter.com/coldxman/status/1609331676106072064 oh lmao its that same guy getting qrted
You'd be surprised how many long lasting names have history like that.
Just all of them, really. Big companies always arrange themselves with whatever is happening in their country one way or another.
4000 chars?
Why do I feel that that's not long?
Ok wait nvm that's long
That's a Facebook post kinda long
that's like 2x the discord message limit
I did not know how to count
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
true
woke military
gotta cut their budget
cops are getting too woke too
should defund them 100%
I think I did good as an American
Surprised I forgot Georgia tho
When there's a US state called Georgia
Facts
Are these the naming ones or the clicking ones?
I once cleared the sudden death no borders click on given country one
Only worthwhile thing I have ever achieved
Naming ones.
The entire world has a stake in the success of Brazil’s democracy. Together, we must reject any effort to overturn or disrupt the will of the Brazilian people and affirm the peaceful transfer of power as a cornerstone of democracy.
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Lol what a piece of shit
It was hos administration that started this
I hate obama so god damn much its not even funny

He means tansferring power by dropping insane amounts of power through friendly democratic drones.

okay twitter is doomed

Published in Health Economics Review, a new study has found that working fewer hours is associated with higher life satisfaction, which is mediated by one's level of health. Other factors that contribute to higher life satisfaction include social inclusion, social trust, feelings of safety, and digitalization. ...
.shocked
You don't fucking say
Some things just make more sense when you assume
Yeah all researches about that since ever reach the same conclusion
Just like global warming researches 
And yeah nothing happens on both ends
NEW: SANTOS CLAIMED IN HIS VETTING INTERVIEW THAT HE WAS A STAR ON THE @BaruchCollege VOLLEYBALL TEAM AND LEAD THE TEAM TO A LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP
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lmao
This guy is amazing
Him and LeBron James have something in common
making grandiose stories up for no reason
Hey, at least LeBron has talent
true true. This guy probably contributed nothing to the team
I mean, it's kinda hard to contribute to a team you've never been in on a college you've never attended
Everything he says is lies. I recommend catching up, it is rather entertaining
I love that one clip he's saying he watched the footbal match
"yeah I saw he scored and thought it was pretty cool he would do that"

Very unique
Well, he is BR, he must have seen some football at some point in his life
Apple is working on its first Macs with touchscreens in a major reversal. The company has teams working on a new MacBook Pro with a touchscreen for release in 2025. https://t.co/iqmjbetRAa
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A few years late on that aren't they?
A liiiiiiiiiittle bit
Was talking about LeBron there
it's a very funny clip of him lying about seeing the Liverpool match
Being all like "haha yeah I have definitely seen it, it was really cool when he scored the goal, i thought that was pretty unique"

I love that clip so much don. Just a primе example of the strange "yeah I definitely saw/read all about that" habit
His best ones are when he claims to have a prophetic takes. "Yeah I said [person] is gonna break a record a few days ago"
LeBron James Lying, also known as LeBron James Predicted X, is a series of videos, and other evidence, levied in a Twitter thread that purportedly showed NBA player LeBron James blatantly telling lies at press conferences and in interviews, often claiming that he predicted or had "gut feelings" about events with hyperbolic accuracy. The concept ...
it's got it's own page on knowyourmeme 
https://twitter.com/TitterTakeover/status/1612459803082637313?t=ANdTBjTcBGJSfUv1vHBbXQ&s=19 i appreciate the italics and such but it turns into tumblr lol
NEWS: Elon Musk confirms long-form tweets and tweet formatting coming in February
You’ll be able to bold, underline, and italicise words in tweets.
Here is what it will look like:
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Finally I can make dramatic tweets to shock the audience
And twt loses the one standalone feature it has 
That's tiktok nowadays
Tiktok has like it's own rank
On twt i had to see people getting doxxed and fearing for their lives bcs they disliked a fan favorite mf
dont really see an issue with adding formatting
reasoning is pretty sound to me https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1612257897345388553
@neontaster We will also be adding simple formatting features like bold, underline & font size later this quarter.
The goal is to allow people to publish long-form natively on Twitter, rather than forcing them to use another website.
Twitter will continue to recommend brevity in tweets.
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The reasoning is only sound if you're on board with the longform
Which I'm not, really
which is fair, the parent tweet to this shows a read more button so its not like your timeline is gonna be full of just one long tweet
just allows people like writers and journalists to remain on the platform instead of having to use something else like medium
Journalists have been perfectly capable of staying on the platform by making twt threads because, you know, they're not dumb.
Well, most of them aren't.
chaining threads together was actually kinda cool
esp cause you could like, put an image in the middle of one
could form a traditional article structure
cant believe theyre gonna make twitter boring
||https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1613638585135288320?s=19|| [cw: abuse, harassment]
Uh oh...
is he the rick and morty guy is that why I was seeing it earlier
We have a forum for tw stuff
small note: this twitter api "outage" sucks. surprisingly, one of my older 3rd party apps works (old Talon) while the newer version and both old and new Fenix don't
BREAKING: The censorship regime in Brazil is growing rapidly, virtually daily now. We just obtained a censorship order that is genuinely shocking, directing multiple social media platforms to immediately remove numerous prominent politicians and commentators.
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@vital needle i hate this guy since VazaJato 
It would be funny if his account get taken down too lol
It took me a minute to understand the freeze peach joke
hehehe
Classic greenwald
There's finally a class action lawsuit challenging Stable Diffusion, the tool that big tech companies built on all our stolen artwork. I could not be more thrilled. @SarahCAnderson, @Kelly_McKernan and @kortizart, you are champions for all illustrators https://t.co/7aqQGJyIDD
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Oh damn Sarah Anderson
https://twitter.com/TheCartelDel/status/1614447095678906368?t=adNMwypMuYj0yRsI1FaDsg&s=19 another one
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oh pog
Mud wizard
SK under Poland and Germany? 
england above anybody? 
English people when they find out their cuisine is just soggy bread and beans
Oh and I guess fried fish and fries
Also I feel like Pakistan is wayyy too low
a few weeks ago, one of me mates in othercord sent that and chat had a field day over it
the us above france
hilarious
you've seen text-to-image stuffs
now get ready for
https://fxtwitter.com/flavioschneide/status/1615323264372326400
Excited to share what I've been working on for the past 6 months: Text-to-Audio Diffusion.
More samples and info here: http://bit.ly/audio-diffusion
Enjoy!
🔊 Prompt: "Dubstep Insane Drop Remix (Deluxe Edition), 2 of 4"
Text-to-Audio Diffusion
AI generated music sucks
Well yeah they do have to use publicly available sounds to feed the algorithm instead of just ripping all songs online
Otherwise recording labels would sue them into oblivion
Would have a cease and desist letter on his doorstep just by thinking of doing that

This dude
Do we call John Wick yet, or....
Jesus christ man
https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1615404973323390987?t=MwzBmn3nV2nw2FtaCJI6Pg&s=19 thanks twitter
Many of you didn’t like seeing view counts on the left. We heard you. View counts will now show on the right side of your Tweet, located between the Like and Share icons. Live on web, iOS and Android coming soon!
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We absolutely need that
Still don't get why they did that
You could already see it if you wanted by checking insights
Now people are accidentally clicking on views instead of the like button

can't wait when the same will apply to art 
AI algorithms for music were already there, just never got particularly popular because of copyright protection
Meanwhile visual artists are victims to wild west in that regard
it will start valid from June 28th
Yeah same
Some big artists are suing midjourney and other AI art generators so hopefully something comes out from that
I don't mind AI generated art as long as it doesn't feed off our work without any sort of consent
I wouldn't really mind if it was used as a fun toy, but the moment people and companies started making profit out of it, that's hella no
and I think they still don't realise that any AI creation cannot be copyrighted anyway because it was not created by human
so I might as well steal whatever they produce and reuse without problems
Oh yeah only humans can copyright their work 
By definition all AI creations should be public domain I guess
that would be lovely haha
Hopefully that lawsuit goes somewhere
As an artist I'm honestly so tired of seeing AI art talk on every art server almost everyday

ye I avoid any art communities lately and just focus on work 
and even though ArtStation screwed big time for aligning with AI, at least homepage is not flooded by it because, well, real artists are still dominating there (unlike deviantart ahah)
Yeah artstation's position was really weird but well epic games 
CEO trying to justify his position on twitter didn't help either
Whenever I hear AI I just wanna jump into the next dumpster
I prefer my shitty drawings over them anyway I at least know not to draw 27 fingers
At least Italy is #1
Italian food is the best :)
No bias.
Damn South Africa has some of the greatest spices in the world but they are 36??
At least Turkey got into nr.7
A U.S. Senate committee will hold a hearing on Jan. 24 on the lack of competition in the ticketing industry after Ticketmaster's problems managing the sale of Taylor Swift concert tickets.
My parents home countries got #1 and #7
:)
Turkish and Greek food should share the same spot lol
always fighting about the origin of a dish
Nice
I know people were surprised that Lebanon is so low
Yes
Ik
But Baklava is Turkish
Well I really wouldn't call myself an orbit
I do listen to some LOONA songs tho
dw that's already more than a lot of ppl here
Lmao
any motor users? got a helmet, but keep biting my cheeks with how much it pushes my cheeks in. is that normal?
NEW: I just spoke by phone with Eula Rochard, a Brazilian drag queen who was friends with George Santos when he lived near Rio. She said everyone knew him as Anthony (never George), or by his drag name, Kitara, and confirms this photo is from a 2008 drag show at Icaraí Beach.
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at this point I think I might be George Santos as well
I'm George Santos
Unfortunate
Get a mouthpiece
not sure if that fits with how squished it gets. gonna check out a store tomorrow and see what happens then
George Santos is a goofball
Kitara santos*
lol twitter has banned 3rd party clients
Yep
Elon probably got mad the 3rd party clients don't generate revenue bc it doesn't show twitter's ads
What are 3rd party clients?
You can use other apps to see tweets, some allow for scheduling posts throughout different sns and stuff
Nice
I'm pretty sure you can also disable ads in general through editing the word filter
And recommended tweets etc
Or was it just recommended tweets
Idk
Ah just recommended tweets
the are a handful of 3rd party apps that still work. old Talon and a free recent one called Harpy still work.
ngl, pretty mad that Fenix (old and new) and new Talon don't work. but the other two I mentioned I can still see what I want in chronological order
and without ads or recommendations
maybe that's why i can't draw hands i don't have them!
When she don't got hands 😩
to be fair he does have bones
they took a bite of gum gum upon birth as the denominator
No one:
Women: 
I wanna do a flip too 
Use pinned Lists to improve your Twitter experience!
- Tap Lists on your profile page.
- Create list of accounts to follow.
- Tap pin icon.
This allows you to swipe left/right between For You, Following and Lists.
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they actually added something good
wow i had a really old list of people i definitely dont follow anymore
so apparently there might be something bad happening in Memphis
indeed brewing
looooooool

lmao
Our worlds are colliding, George Santos as a drag queen performing a T-ara song

Startups in India cheered a decision by the Supreme Court on Thursday to uphold an antitrust order that forces Google to change how it runs its popular Android platform, saying the ruling would open the market for rivals and boost competition.
Google has to allow 3rd party app stores on google playstore
(India only)
Next step for the AIs
simple.
People liked things condensed and dumbed down.
wiser quicker > wiser thoroughly
"Metaverse feature" sure sounds amazing on paper... pun unintended.
Hmmm
The devil works hard but Rio drag queens worked harder finding this video of George Santos in drag
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They found it
hell hath no fury like a drag queen scorned

current count is 5 classified doc leaks involving WT forums
they need some help not getting trolled
Update: it was a U.S. F-1X leak not a MiG-2X
I'm sure people with classified docs are just dropping them in there for the meme now
They are reportedly declassified, though, under the jurisdiction of the International Traffic in Arms Regulations (ITAR) — it does not permit disclosure of weapons data and info to any foreign entity. Including transmission through the internet

Apparently it's the 9th time already
You would think the CIA or whoever would do something against the forum already
you just... post a broken link and then peace out? 
Ahh yeah this stuff is creepy if misused hahahaha
I know some lad that streams his gameplays. Usually the feature is used for video presentations if you are trying to read off a prompt, so you can maintain eye contact and seem more professional.
It's very odd when they are focused-faced
and staring

directly into your soul
Wait he has inhuman conditions but allowed to go on his website and write emals? 
they threw him in there without his chin too tf
Sounds like the only kinds of friends he deserves
But he's right, they should throw him in a cell with other prisoners who will definitely all love a human trafficker with a superiority complex
Wouldn't want him not to have any friends in there
put him in general pop and he'll be Edward Norton during the prison flashback scenes in American History X
I usually don't entertain brand twitter but duolingo mocking vaccine injurers is great
LOL
LMAO
Omg
Comments are hularious
LOL fuck I was coming to share that
nope not nominated for anything though
or batman
never mind i'm a stinky liar it's nominated for best visual effects, makeup & hairstyling, and sound
should've been nominated for cinnamon topography
I think people should stop caring about the oscars
Like, everyone knows the guys who run it always make poor choices and their opinions are garbage
Yet everyone cares deeply about what they think
(Speaking as someone who doesn't watch movies and only follows oscar talks when it inevitably catches up to me)
Well that's basically every award show, they don't really mean anything but they'll keep existing because we like cool stuff getting cool nominations and being "recognized" in a way
we went over this last time the oscars happened
they snub the shit out of em. Nothing new this time round mates
Netflix’s co-CEO Ted Sarandos says they have “never canceled a successful show.”
“A lot of these shows were well-intended but talk to a very small audience on a very big budget.”
(Source: https://t.co/TmQ6HpaHIw)
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First Kill had the budget of a highschool theater skit and was prettt popular, 1899 was the most watched show in 58 countries but no Netflix they weren't successful 
for everyone who will see that but not click through to read it
The mind-boggling results suggest that Earth’s center pauses and reverses direction on a periodic cycle lasting about 60 to 70 years
This reads like (and is likely about as scientifically founded) as the plot of The Core
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Core
The Core is a 2003 American science fiction disaster film directed by Jon Amiel and starring Aaron Eckhart, Hilary Swank, Delroy Lindo, Stanley Tucci, D. J. Qualls, Richard Jenkins, Tcheky Karyo, Bruce Greenwood, and Alfre Woodard. The film focuses on a team whose mission is to drill to the center of the Earth and set off a series of nuclear exp...

It's fine, we just need to send a ship down there to set things right
Yeehaw
Wait until the climate deniers use this as a way to say that actually the warming is natural because it's just the core doing it's cycle
checkmate, scientists
Unobtainium retrieved from Avatar to be used in The Core
tie two bad plots together
American portion sizes may be too large.
When I asked for a large coke I didn't expect this at all 😭
I'm pretty sure the difference between a small and large there are actually even more surprising
from what I've seen, physically. The small holds more than 80% of what the large does at your average food place
Now go to a movie theatre and order a large drink in the states.
Or avoid it
Cause it's mad expensive
And you can now watch movies on streaming sites
That sounds about right
sprite or ass the aussies call it sproite
oi fack off
Australian is mostly lots of c*nt words
that's
one dope ass gift
*These Florida manufactured 40mm grenades are inert.
neat little soda pop can material too haha
SoyaCincau.com: Touch 'n Go Visa card can't be used for tolls and public transport, but the real problem is the brand.
https://soyacincau.com/2023/01/19/touch-n-go-visa-card-cant-be-used-for-tolls-and-public-transport-but-the-real-problem-is-the-brand/
@fringe silo @static creek @gentle crater
Cb I was going to get one then this...
excuse me what
Visa not my queen
THIS WAS MY REACTION
like
BRO
You're telling me you just made a standard issue VISA payment card with the name Touch n Go, that CANNOT Touch N Go??
wow
Kulfi is basically like ice cream, and it's a very popular frozen dessert in Pakistan. You know Saturdays are my cheat days!
https://twitter.com/FilmUpdates/status/1619017895065034752?t=zcWZRATfgXPjUCC6NYLe9Q&s=19 gotta go fast ig
wonder how theyre going to adapt it fully
like, will they recast ellie so she looks older for the last of us part 2 stuff?
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US House Panel to vote on banning TikTok nationwide in February.
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good news for you

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hot take I think they shouldn't
it isn't. Seemingly no issue can be satisfied if it's not ridiculously catering to partisan
YOOOOOOOOOOO?
Also that screenshot feels pretty out of context
Not all conservative takes just automatically bad by default just like not every liberal take is good
Just easier to make fun of conservatives cause of trump lmao
pretty easy to make fun of both, but one of them was literally running their entire campaign on fearmongering about lgbtq people 
It's just such a low hanging fruit lmao
A vote of all time
All the middle and high school students quivering in fear in the thought of TikTok getting banned.
It's a heatstroke because of the warm climate
Wouldn't shock me! Liberal Logic 🤣 🤣
WASHINGTON: A four-star US Air Force general said in a memo that his gut told him the United States would fight China in the next two years, comments that Pentagon officials said were not consistent with American military assessments. "I hope I am wrong," General Mike Minihan, who heads the Air Mobility Co

I love war I love spending trillions to give kids ptsd and destroy the futures of millions that will lead to a destabilized nation and even more problems but hey at least cool jet go vroom ha I fucking hate this country
i mean, what else do you expect to happen if china invades taiwan
kinda interesting how the Fallout lore is becoming more and more possible to become a reality
China invade Taiwan China invade Taiwan
sorry but I ain't dying for Taiwan
America won't even call Taiwan a country why would they help it in a war
they will just keep pumping out major arms deals because that's all it does
totally unrelated just watch all quiet on the western front good movie
bit stomach churning don't recommend letting the little ones watch
because then the major source of chip industry falls into the hands of a nation that seeks global superpower. It's best to keep taiwan independent of either really
gotta love great prideful nations that prioritise mammon.

tsmc lost my favor
maybe we cant get a real president to start some state semiconductor company
do you think cutting edge fabs can just be spun up in a year or something
do you think im stupid
of course not
thats why it would be great to start now but jooooooooe biden sucks ass
chips act passed like last year
b-b-but... outsourcing 🥺
in imaginary value currency
maybe im just a filthy communist but i dont think these various companies are the best avenue to vest our supposed "defense industries" in
free market or something
companies
not knocking the spelling
But when you said that I rolled my eyes hahaha

True very true
US generals and diplomats are known for anything but telling the truth and being honest anyway
They just like scaring people with "ww3 is coming guys i swear"
Because whatever are they useful for if not that
i beat my balls
it's not in my ass but at or near my ass over here
there is like 3 other ways to say it though
including pooping on it from high above or i have it in my vagina
our language is very colourful when it comes to insults and profanity
Ist mir wurscht
i dont give a rats ass
Damn mf apparently didnt pay rent
We shooked
lol what
Yeah
Well he technically sues Twitter but it's the same
I wonder how much the rent costs
how we wait and see which rich & powerful person the mob decides to begrudgingly side with 
There's no sides here, fucker didn't pay rent, lol
Hate the monarchy all you want, they're 100% in the right there.
I don't pay rent, I get evicted.
there's always sides when it comes to things the internet hates
rent is immoral i will side with elon
Rent for corporations is not immoral at all, so no
we're not talking common people here
Smhmh
Content creator MrBeast goes viral after paying for 1,000 surgeries to cure blindness in patients around the world.
He also gave away $10K to a select number of patients, $50K to an incoming college student, and a new Tesla to one patient who has always wanted a car.
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lots of youtube revenue from multiple channels plus sponsers
Nice to see a rich person doing something good
Idc if he does it for self fulfillment or he wants people to think "oh wow he's such a good person", the people in need benefit from his actions so chad move
ok but why a tesla
if you're giving a car to someone at least give a decent one that won't catch on fire out of nowhere
They are the cheapest luxury car to maintain annually
is Tesla actually considered a luxury car?
probably not anymore in terms of price now evs are becoming affordable
but the brand still has power
More or less yeah
Shit I'd take one they're fun cars
My only qualm is their qc kinda sucks but every story I've heard of people finding issues they fixed it
Kinda wish I had one myself. Honestly looked into it with them bringing back the $7500 tax credit
Think it's only until April though. Not really trying to have a car payment again either lmao
Just drive a beater rn
If they brought back free supercharging though sheesh
yeah i just have a beater too
Lucky the people who got the early cars that have those still. Literally never pay for recharging
i want a supra or a lancer evo but shits so expensive here
can't justify putting that much money into a car when its the same price as a house deposit
Friend owned a supra then traded it in for an Audi R8 lol then realized supercar life is stressful as hell. Kept talking about how he couldn't even do something simple like go to the grocery store
And now owns a Tesla kek
Yeah that's how I feel
No car payment, low insurance, low overhead costs for repairs is nice
just do like me and dont own a car ez
See I would but American infrastructure moment
Bro I'd be so happy to not own one you have no idea
Bitch ass country
good public transport infrastructure is communism anyways
LMAOOOOO
Bro I saw a thread the other day on Twitter I think istg I wish I could find it again. The thread was basically from my memory opposed talking about us actually investing into infrastructure like trains and whatnot that way the public wouldn't have to drive cars or rely on cars as much. I don't remember the exact tweet that they said but of course there was somebody in the replies saying something along the lines of don't worry about what I do with my vehicle you can't take it away
I'm like bro y'all are a lost cause
I personally wish I could see the comments from under this post
spoilered it just in case probably some tw-ings
I'm not even lying this is kind of one of the reasons why I wish travel was more accessible. Like I wish flying wasn't so expensive, because it means that a lot of people end up not being able to travel, which I genuinely do believe actually leads to people being more close-minded. Like not even just Korea but even like my short time when I went to Canada or Japan kind of showed me like how the rest of the world worked and it definitely made me appreciate some things that America do, but it also made me dislike a lot of things about this country at the same time. Like I genuinely find myself going through day to day and seeing stupid things in this country, and questioning like why things are a certain way and why they aren't more efficient.
It's actually one thing I've been pretty grateful about because I think it's allowed me to be more objective about things but there are a lot of closed-minded people out there and while it is funny it's actually pretty sad at the same time too
Personally
isnt it a big thing that most americans dont even have a passport
tbh I don't have one either
since you can basically travel over state lines and its almost like being in a new country
but I guess I can travel most of europe without needing one anyways
if I wasn't anxious and lazy af I guess
Maybe yeah. I'm not really sure to be honest my perspective on it is kind of skewed I don't know how many Americans have passports but I have seen that before said. I don't know when I turned 18 my family we went on like a family vacation on a cruise and it was required that we had passports so I got mine done because of my family kek
Just always had one since then finally had to get it renewed like last year if I wasn't going abroad I probably wouldn't have bothered though yeah
I don’t understand why curable blindness is a thing. Why don’t governments step in and help? Even if you’re thinking purely from a financial standpoint it’s hard to see how they don’t roi on taxes from people being able to work again.
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Let him cook
Government doesn't care unless it benefits their pockets ig
give a mouse a cookie or something
I am willing to bet most people in most countries don't have a passport
International travel is off-limits for most because of gow expensive it is(unless for europeans I guess)
i had one but I've never used it before it expired lol
and to get it remade it's 90 bucks
I'm fine staying in the Schengen area for now 
It'll never not be funny to me that some how changing my gender on my passport, a legal international document, is significantly easier than getting it changed on my state id
It's literally just a checkbox they don't ask for any other info
Just pick one
People that do your passport take it more seriously ig
lol
Cool.
If I was China I would start ww3 over this
This ox wrecking a grocery store in brazil though
Just a big doggo
Why tf did twitter remove the dm button now
works on my machine
eww

My guy predicted it down to the exact date
I read somewhere that they did this so that bolsonaro could keep his immigration status valid and not get deported lol
https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1620698418149752834?t=0B1DDsA6WF4C0isZ1wyUvg&s=19 brilliant
Netflix’s has introduced their anti-password sharing method:
Once every 31 days, your device must log in on your home Wi-Fi network or your account will be blocked.
(via: https://t.co/53hIxoWujK)
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I never turn my tv on so what, will they ban it?
That’s fucking stupid
It’s also basically punishing people who buy Netflix for a month to binge a bunch of shit and then cancel to move on to another service.
Huh? Honestly, this is mostly bad for people who have more than one long term home like, say, college students
Everyone else will be completely fine
It's not like people who account share don't also use netflix at home
I sure hope my parents use the Netflix account at home
Actually wait my brother goes home I think I should be fine
they could just not do that and quit being pests.

what am I saying
Classic
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What even is this
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Damn, now you have so much more reach

it's ridiculous because it's true and private accounts show up more on the for you feed
but also for that tweet in particular it's funny that they're exposing how flimsy their grift is
How about just showing me the accounts I follow including the damned replies and everything
"pls go unprivate i cant quote tweet you"
I love that jordan peterson said exactly the thing everyone would expect him to say
Can imagine his kermit voice saying that line easily
what rules
idk man
clean ur room or smth
Yeah my passport hasn't been renewed... In a decade...
Elon is at it again
https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1621026986784337922
https://twitter.com/ohmaikii/status/1621044183669833731
Starting February 9, we will no longer support free access to the Twitter API, both v2 and v1.1. A paid basic tier will be available instead 🧵
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what the fuck
Have to tell my fellow gacha players
wow thats not a lot of time
awesome! twitter giving us a whole 7 day notice!
i guess my bots will just stop working
....
miso dying in 7 days gg
one weeks notice for something that big is insane
time to scrape :^)
bruhh
they had an unautheticated cdn endpoint for tweet json too
but that was deleted shortly after elon got on board
I then migrated everything to use their v2 api (which is quite complex for no reason)
and now they cut that off as well
gonna take this to the prog channel
welp
does that include vxtwt and fxtwt?
I just looked at the fxtwitter source code and yes they use the twitter api
so yeah those will break
that sucks. guess I'm just going to bookmark a few twitter timelines and look in on them every now and again.
that is unless the dev wants to pay for access
we dont know how expensive it's going to be
I mean, these bots are literally used on thousands of servers, you'd think people would chime in to keep their functionality running
Where's your patreon, Join
What are the tiers
unfortunately, pretty much ends every 3rd party app. all the developers for the handful I use have given up and moved on.
donate
patreon is kind of a scam compared to the other options as they take 15%(!)
The virtual clinic provides free medication abortion services to those participating in TST’s religious ritual.
TST Health has named the facility “The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic.” “In 1950, Samuel Alito’s mother did not have options, and look what happened,” said Malcolm Jarry, the cofounder of TST. “Prior to 1973, doctors who performed abortions could lose their licenses and go to jail. The clinic’s name serves to remind people just how important it is to have the right to control one’s body and the potential ramifications of losing that right.”
they went above and beyond with this burn

It's always kind of wild to see satanists doing more for people
Yaaaaay, Twitter Blue is being sold in Germany now. Time to get a totally important and legit checkmark, amirite @valid magnet
yeah saw this shit can't wait to look totally professional
will absolutely not be a parody acc 
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1621544497388875777
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1621544996167122944
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"oh noice, time to be controversial and gain profit from it"
who's gonna pay $8 for a chance to get paid for the content they create
probably more people than you would think
its basically a pyramid scheme
you pay in because of the chance to make money
maybe it comes, it probably wont
elon gets richer

damage control?
AKFNNGJSFJSKSK fUCK
That's exactly what i imagined

I'm fucking dying
That actually happened with 3 major tech sites and a lot seems to be pointing towards a hack of sorts (or all 3, as in Netflix, Amazon and Microsoft just happened to make highly unpopular announcements that everyone knew would spark outrage at the exact same time)
https://youtu.be/SYCP71qcYZw
Was actually thinking of this
Thank you J the BOSS for telling the anime name.

That's according to actual news outlets btw, not @ trustmebro on twt
what was amazons thing
Maybe it's the Chinese who want to distract the US from banning Tiktok
Great analysis gumby
Amazon was an increase on the minimum price to get free shipping
Nah the Chinese are distracting with the balloon grumpy
True
With the totally a spy balloon not a weather balloon
I mean, if you believe it's just a weather balloon I have some swampland for sale that's definitely always dry and prime real estate

mind controlled balloon vessel
There's a lot of things that can be carried abroad a balloon that is visible by naked eye some kilometres up
it only takes a nice set of microprocessors in a board the size of your hand to effectively document various things.
Weather balloon.™️
It's 100% a spy balloon, it's just that this isn't nearly as unusual as some people make it out to be
the US and CN spy on each other from the skies all the time
I mean, the whole thing with spying is literally about not making it obvious you're doing that
Don't think they'd use a balloon that can easily be seen
But I'm no intelligence agent
Maybe that's the strat nowadays
true
The rumours of our vessel being a spy balloon are groundless
If such malicious rumours keep spreading we'll take legal action
I mean, no. No it's not. This is both spying and political mindgames at a time when US republicans go "We'll have a war with China in a couple years, trust"
That can go both ways tho, using the balloon to fearmonger about a war with china
Like they've been doing already
It's definitely a weird situation
The funny part is that technically the US can't even prove it's a Chinese balloon
It doesn't really matter what the balloon even is at this point tbh since the narrative is settled
It's not like they've painted a Chinese flag on the side
China confirmed it and said it's a weather balloon if what I've seen earlier today was official info
Oh, did they by now
I don't know the differences between weather and spy balloons so
i just know it's a big white floating thing
A weather balloon carries instruments to collect data about weather
A spy balloon carries hugeass cameras to... well, spy on things on the ground
Then I believe the Pentagon was like "nah bro we don't believe you"
Idk about any further development past that
They claimed it was a weather balloon and pentagon said 🧢
Of course it's 🧢 , there is no good reason for a Chinese weather balloon to be anywhere near the US, much less over US mainland
Well they did say it went off course but yeah it sounds like cap to me
"It went off course.... by about 3000 miles. Oops."
At the end of the day though the balloon thing is mostly just harmless and funny
the big floating eye in the sky that watches your every move is harmless. It's okay.
👁️
I'll mantain that this is incredibly silly and i don't know how to feel about it, both nations have some insane satellite systems that can do the spying job stealthily so why the fuck use the one option that everyone's gonna notice lol
But yeah whatever intelligence agencies are fucking weird
They're just bored
And decided to send a fucking balloon
silly gag just a bit of trolling
I mean, this was definitely meant to be spotted eventually
Maybe not quite as fast, but the Chinese aren't stupid
Kinda funny to think that future storybooks may include tweet screencaps
Playing dumb can be quite effective
"look at what this silly guy posted lol"
what a jester! A prankster!
As proven by US billionaires
That reminds me of SBF
What? No way
Brooo i swear bro i just like mislabeled the money guys I'm so silly
Now there are 3.
“99 red balloons
Floating in the summer sky
Panic bells, it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
The war machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky
The 99 red balloons go by..”
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I find the irony of this tweet very funny
Nothing on that person's twt is funny tbh
oh wow I was listening to that track a week ago
Lmao this was in my Twitter recommended or whatever
We just created more jobs in two years
Than any president ever has
In any four-year term.
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This is like the exact reason I'm not on this side either
Both sides doing this bs lol
And now decrease the taxes 
doesn't every president say that?
yep
It's so cringe
Yeah jobs going up it's almost like everybody got laid off due to covid
unfortunately on the US both parties are completely aligned with capital interest
the difference is just that one wants to pass legislation to fuck every minority ever
the rich are quite a minority too.
well that's one minority they'll always side with
also god please don't let elon musk see that comment
Listen, Elon is a poor immigrant, he has gone through so many hardships in his life
man just worked harder than everyone else
The politicians get paid less in salary than those that run the top corporations. It only makes sense that wealth directly correlates to political impact.
it seems by design. Fake democracy

bribery is when it's done in a dimly lit room
AINTNOWAY
I mean, I don't blame him in the slightest for this
Trump literally took credit for everything Obama achieved with the economy and everything
As someone said earlier, every president does this
Just mediaplay politics
classic
At the end of the day it doesn't ever matter cause as usual, it's either this or the guys who are STILL going on about gay and trans people
there's not much of a choice there
DIdn't you know that dragqueens are responsible for the downfall of society
One is cringe and the other one is bordering on genocidal right now with how they're pushing their narrative so 
I still don't know how drag queens are supposed to be ruining "the youth" when in most places they perform in kids aren't even allowed
But I guess the real intention here might just be to go back to the good old days where the men wear pants and the women wear skirts and listen to what the men are saying faithfully
And no confusing shenanigans
Wish we could get a president in office that didn't spend so much on the military industrial complex and put that money into actually improving America's issues but hey guess that's asking for too much !
Unfortunately it is
Well I guess that's not entirely on the president I'm sure
Well, there kinda is a major war going on rn, so it's kinda out of the question atm
Holy fuck we don't need to worry about what every country is doing
that's the one thing they won't ditch at all
We spend even outside of when wars are happening that's the issue
defense industry is just too big 
Our military spending is wayyyyy too high like our country would be fucking thriving if we cut our spending there
Yeah the US is definitely a weird country
with the amount of money there you'd think that it has the most advanced everything
like
public transportation
healthcare

both things the US is definitely famous for
comprises some 37% of all military budget in the entire planet
Get outta here with those woke snowflake commie ideas
At least it's a deterrent to having any country ever wanna go to war with us because basically gonna just smoke them but hey imagine if war didn't exist big pog
That's a utopia though it ain't happening
imagine if the budget the Us spends fucking over other countries was spent actually helping them to thrive and make them allies
kinda wild
Pretty sure we have more nukes than them unless I'm mistaken
this is true. Also a country that prides itself in having the best military spending of any nation ever will just have patriots that still own weapons.
Oh they started apparently passing us recently
the amount of them doesn't really matter when if any of them actually goes off we're all fucked
Any one nuclear warhead is an issue yes
Doesn't really matter if you can nuke them twice over now, does it 
Once is enough
Well that's just (and I forgot the term) when they're able to tell from smaller sample size of shit not working that bigger things are evidently impotent.
the fact that they had old guns from cold war storage facilities being dished out to the ground troops. --> Sign of not servicing a lot of former Soviet facilities
In december when the dregs of society were throwing a fit because the nazi candidate lost the election, this image taken in the southern state of Santa Catarina became famous
Today a councilwoman from the city this took place in was impeached because she said on twitter:
"Being nazi is not cool"
The rest of the city council accused her of "defaming the city"
Just regular Southern Brazil things
classic
It's always the south somehow
In the us the south is like that because it was the place where slavery was the main thing. In Brazil the south is like that because it was the only place where slavery was not the main thing
you didn't hear of the escaped former Confederate North Americans that sought a new home in Brasil? or the other, more recent war losers that migrated to SA?
It seems like you just can't win
They came to my state, not the south per se
Interesting pic too
https://twitter.com/stvrksparker/status/1621734747176333313?t=1k5tlsYv3pnp0zP2lsBiHQ&s=19 he gets creepier and creepier
SHE'S 19
💀💀💀
classic move

Bro if they didn’t fall in love with you during titanics first theatrical run they’re too young
Man I bet most of us here are older than his gf
The day he gets an older gf is the day hell freezes ig
server nuke if that happens
Over 1500 deaths due to the earthquakes in Turkey and Syria this is crazy
lmao
Yeeeeeeeah, right
Those benevolent poor souls who just don't have any choice to overcharge for their shitty property because they have to pay taxes 
The comments on this one are pretty entertaining
@vital needle will love it Im sure
LOL I saw that too
yeah..
rescuers from other countries are already on the way
Japenese ones arrived yesterday for example
Most rescuers from other countries seem to be arriving this morning
Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend is so young her high school experience was interrupted by COVID 19.
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goddamnit
💀
With each girlfriend DiCaprio gets higher in the fuckin creep scala
She isn't even of full age in every country
And that's yikes
thats what the private jet is for 💀
DIESOFCRINGE
I mean... do you want it to have more kills?
Yeah, I am a big fan of Ace Combat. I wanna see it irl
it's not that impressive trust
at least on the ground
idk how they can call it stealth when you can hear it from miles away
You can't hear it when you're also flying a loud-ass jet engine aircraft very fast
We could ask @shadow elbow , he's the expert
Brady do you play war thunder or are you a normal and functioning individual?
Rookie numbers, clearly
Also haven't played in 2 days. True gamers hone their skills daily.
the louder the aircraft the stealthier it is
when they can’t hear anything they’ll be disoriented
Take notes, folks.
you should hear when a U-2 takes off. loud as hell and literally climbs up fast
People are speculating that Bolsonaro's wife ordered the fountain near the presidential house emptied to steal the coins tourists threw there, killing the koi fish living there since the 90s in the process (they were supposedly a gift from the Japanese emperor to the then president)
I don't know if it's true. It's probably not but at the the same time it's kinda believable
First look at a tweet with 26,927 characters, ahead of Twitter’s long-form tweet update.
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i hope this feature is for gold verified checkmarks or else...
Guess we use bing now (for an hour)
Lmao
She may be a threat to Democracy and basic human decency, but she sure is funny
Real life movie villain
https://twitter.com/AriDrennen/status/1623015577685196800?t=QICYJe7WGiWHXa7fl05lqQ&s=19 what the fuck
what the fuck

man
The land of the free, baby
Wha
oh no, not twitter blue users, get away with them!
This just makes it easier to identify who to block
is espe in charge of that twitter music account
Looks more like Sam territory
Love Sam
The spam fits sam while the message is very espe being annoyed at single releases
really a sight to behold
theyve finally fused
esmuel 
haseul didn't ping me for this convo tf
literally
Love your dp and banner Sam
Hehe thank you hizzie
tfw us giving him less attention gets more of his employees fired
He really is the most insecure man ever
Leftists will say they support workers but refuse to retweet elon musk even knowing the consequences
The hypocrisy stings
If you posted this on twt I bet people would actually take it seriously and agree (and by people I mean "conservatives")
I sometimes post (or tweet as the kids say) about random stuff:
https://twitter.com/PoloGeist91
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Please check all of the playlists before requesting anymore soundtrack extensions
Kingdom Hearts 1.5/2.5 HD ReMIX OST P...
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@static creek @fringe silo @gentle crater @harsh heart
HOLYSHIT
- Private vehicle owners will no longer have to use road tax stickers or physically carry their driving licenses, says Transport Minister Anthony Loke.
Motorists can now use LKM Digital (e-LKM) and LMM Digital (E- LMM), which can be obtained via the MyJPJ mobile application.
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ayooooo?
Didn't say when will be enforced but
BRO
Oh 10 Feb
BRO THAT'S TODAY WHAT
BCIEJEJJDD
HOLD ON
BROOOOIII
finally no more sticker marks on my windshield
thank fuck now i can go outside without wallet
always have to carry my license when i go out to a nearby place for awhile
perghhhhhhhhhh
you can file complaints now as well
@RiaRevealed Legacy blue checks will be removed soon. Those are the ones that are truly corrupt.
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tbf it did get to a point where if you had a connection to someone at twitter, they’d basically give it out to anyone
I mean, sure, but also that's maybe 1% of legacy checkmarks, tops
Most random people of note around the world don't actually know anyone at twitter
i agree but i’d also imagine they’re replacing the legacy system with something new like the yellow checkmarks for businesses
i remember seeing something about red for celebs etc and grey for government?
I mean, it is very much implied they are not.
Government and business
That's about it
would be strange to go on a tirade against impersonation and bots, just to inverse the issue
You're forgetting who we're talking about
Man
No way this dipshit has an inkling of what the damned Stasi was
Fuck this guy, lol
I mean, it makes even less sense when you actually know what the Stasi was
I remember reading briefly about them back on high school
This is another one for @vital needle
https://twitter.com/NotPotBol/status/1623725635695972354?t=cxcqdy7ePP1v4NFk-CEUow&s=19
Beyond bad
implying he believes they're akin to the stasi... which is sort of baseless
elon just saying anything really








