i miss Google Play Music 😔
#Misc Chat
hoary charm
never get attached to google products
lilac lodge
true
dreamy ledge
yeah. Google play music was wayyyyy better than YT Music. I refuse to use that app
lilac lodge
too many clicks and slides necessary and it always pushes you to buy their subscription 
charred fulcrum
static hull
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Whether you're broke or evergreen
You're Black, white, beige, chola descent
You're Lebanese, you're Orient'
Whether life's disabilities left you outcast, bullied, or teased
Rejoice and love yourself today
'Cause, baby, you were born this way
vital needle
Google play music didn't have shuffle
It played the song I picked and immediately started playing songs in a set order it had decided months ago on its own
I hated it so much
Legitimately the most frustrating, enraging, and stupid player I have ever used
dreamy ledge
the way I look at the price of apps: if I use it an obscene amount of time, it's worth the few dollars I spent on it. think I got it for like $1-2 at the time (was on sale)
dreamy ledge
haughty panther
they take like 80-90% of the revenue iirc
forest sigil
gotta love how elon thinks twitter is super leftist and enacting new policies to protect himself
blazing depot
I guess the booing really got to him and now he's just banning people left and right left
This one hurts though, Aaron always had pretty interesting news to share
forest sigil
yeah he was a pretty good dude it's bringing more attention to how crazy elon is getting though at least
blazing depot
Ye
forest sigil
looks like he's going after all critics so this is fine and totally not worrying https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1603554538891481091?s=20&t=kfs34LeIvg-IdlEIcJeRUw
Twitter
blazing depot
#thisisfine
trim flicker
looks like free speech to me
forest sigil
I think he got it mixed with freeze speech
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also the very normal takedown of the accounts that had flight data of russian oligarchs
coinciding with the supression of ukraine related accounts + their number code being removed from 2 factor auth thing
seems like a normal thing
blazing depot
Definitely not cozying up with his buddy Vlad
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blazing depot
On a completely different note.... lmao
https://vxtwitter.com/SpacChad/status/1603422871560544256
oak lodge
it's been posted 3 times
funny the first time around
actually no, it's still hilarious. It's the DT equivalent of a fan kit 😂😂
blazing depot
Listen man, I was at work all day
blazing depot
blazing depot
Unfortunately they all suck
In different ways of course, but they do suck
If only because there's about 0 people on there that you know and even less things of relevance that interest you
haughty panther
Yeah
toxic spoke
Also having the instances split up like it does is super echo chamber-y
hoary charm
as if every social media doesn't already turn into an echo chamber
toxic spoke
true but in the way it’s actually limited to whoever uses that specific instance
hoary charm
tbf thats kind of the point of mastodon
toxic spoke
I don’t know how much it’s changed since that one week everyone made a mastodon because they thought twitter was dying (deja vu)
hoary charm
considering it's open source software, probably hasn't changed a bit 
blazing depot
Nites a Musk fanboy 
haughty panther
Mastodon needs some reworking if it wants to reach the general user
blazing depot
Like, you know, not letting admins read your DMs
toxic spoke
Nites a Musk fanboy <a:pensivewobble:620416696083021837>
true he’s my hero of free speech
hoary charm
im surprised i haven't had anyone come at me for praising starlink
i guess its not as known as tesla or spacex
haughty panther
Lol
toxic spoke
my old neighbor’s husband has been working for Tesla since like 2008
blazing depot
Well, Starlink, unlike Tesla (which is just badly assembled accidents waiting to happen) is actually a really good thing
hoary charm
agreed
blazing depot
And SpaceX is also a net positive
Cause clearly countries weren't getting anywhere in space
But oddly enough, none of those involve running a social media platform
haughty panther
next up, starlink mysteriously stops working for anyone who critizes elon on Twitter
hoary charm
i dont want to go back to adsl
hoary charm
i guess you could say he's in a bit of a bind
toxic spoke
the plot thickens, Elon jet joined
haughty panther
It got banned yesterday right?
toxic spoke
yeah they’re suspended but they can still join spaces somehow
haughty panther
Lmao what
mint sphinx
elon musk when he fires all their engineers and wonder why twt's broken
toxic spoke
elon joined the space LMFAO
basically ignored the questions and said "you doxx you get banned" and left
forest sigil
blazing depot
He should just add more votes to his preferred option like he did for the last few polls he did
toxic spoke
also upped the time limit to 24 hours so now is actually tomorrow
grave shore
Also having the instances split up like it does is super echo chamber-y
so basically discord
toxic spoke
yeah basically, twitter's search/explore functionality is really unique in the way it suggests other stuff
grave shore
I don't see much point having a twitter but limited to a small group
toxic spoke
that's why none of the alternatives are really viable
grave shore
yep
as much as I would like to use open source alternatives for twitter/discord the problem is there's no one else using them lol
trim flicker
https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1603610712479129600?s=20&t=3MeXtI_djs4wp...
as if it isn't public flight data
what are they gonna do
intercept your private jet
blazing depot
Bruh
This is real btw
How it's supposed to look like
This looks like a setpiece from Bioshock now
haughty panther
The heck
blazing depot
Only reason no one got hurt was that it happened in the middle of the night
Apparently that was roughly a million ltrs of water
near jetty
roughly a quarter million gallons
lilac lodge
rip fishies
valid magnet
Twitter:
blazing depot
Did he unban em yet, doing his fancy little Latin quote
haughty panther
He only understands latin when it works in his favor
trim flicker
You don't get it, when these polls go against his wishes it's just the bots
Bots he definitely got rid of
But they keep coming back!
blazing depot
Like cockroaches, can't kill em.
valid magnet
next month he's gonna remove twt
atomic ether
Damn SBF couldve used that one
mint sphinx
elons really digging that hole deeper than i thought it could go
blazing depot
Host of the Twt Space that made Elon turn off Spaces completely for a day (he announced it's back on now)
https://twitter.com/katienotopoulos/status/1603886760437522433?t=-Lug-JaK5rjIaeROgXG7KA&s=19
valid magnet
he's fucking annoying
blazing depot
You mean Donald Trump would use a medium that is commonly used to scam people to.... scam people??? 
haughty panther
donald trump scamming his supporters sounds like a win in my book
balmy igloo
I feel like y’all are giving trump too much credit here.
He is definitely not smart enough to do any of this
grave shore
you would be correct
blazing depot
tl;dr He's paying others to scam people for him like he always does
hoary charm
it’s more like someone else paid to use his likeness
blazing depot
Nah, he did actual advertisements for it, not just allow people to put his face on em
So this is very much his thing that he uses to make money, he just has someone else do it so he has other people to take the fall for it
trim flicker
Trump kinda fell out a bit so I'm not surprised he seeking other forms of making some money
last eagle
Karen's Diner just opened in Indonesia recently, but boy oh boy they're off to a great start..
https://fxtwitter.com/txtdrkuliner/status/1603784316437139456
vital needle
https://twitter.com/NFTherder/status/1604099659382784000?t=drteKasMCkN7HdYnKhdKm...
I tried to read but I don't speak nerd
valid magnet
static hull
Any dog owners here??
So it's my third time visiting a friend's house since a new dog arrived in the house
When the dog,he sees me
The first thing he does it
Hold onto my leg and
Do the back and forth movement of mating
To MY LEG
It's like my leg is a female dog
Every time I come to that house, he does it
Like I don't get it
valid magnet
not a dog owner but maybe this helps https://barxparx.com/why-does-my-dog-hump-my-leg/
at least gives an explanation
is your friends dog neutered
valid magnet
haughty panther
So accounts created solely to promote reddit is fine?
stone minnow
So accounts created solely to promote reddit is fine?
reddit 🤢
blazing depot
Banning all posts that link FB and IG, lmao
Just shut down twt and get it over with, Elon
haughty panther
No they're not doing that
Its a thread
"Don't share your username" is what this seems like
really stupid
blazing depot
Free speech is great
toxic spoke
oh my god they also prohibit link aggregators like linktree
just killed the platform for anyone with a self owned business
fringe silo
https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1604531261791522817?t=vTuUwn0p4o0FEX_1...
common Twitter L at this point
everyone's twitter account boutta be banned so fast
lilac lodge
https://twitter.com/BurntCitrus/status/1604388276239941632
isn't today the start of a Jewish holiday...
blazing depot
Yes
toxic spoke
yeah it's the start of hanukkah
blazing depot
It's rather hard to believe this is a random coincidence
toxic spoke
out of 365 days it's probably the worst to happen on
blazing depot
Little sidenote for the twt stuff, them releasing that update on a Sunday evening during the WC final when absolutely no one is paying attention is definitely totally a coincidence, I promise
toxic spoke
gotta check memes for watermarks now
blazing depot
Just saying this in advance, this shit will definitely not fly in the EU. Dude is about to get fined more than he paid for Twt
valid magnet
oak lodge
Elon very capable website owner
blazing depot
gotta check memes for watermarks now
Not just memes. Fansite pics have watermarks.
mint sphinx
my favorite part is that there's no way they have the people on board to enforce this shit
everyone who could do this left because he's an asshole, and everyone left is probably suffering because of his stupid expectations
blazing depot
It will just be automatic and because of that twt mobs reporting accounts will also gonna get them automatically banned
Army will love this update 
blazing depot
Do I really have to make a shitty Mastodon account (don't ban me for mentioning another SNS, Connor)
lmao
glad condor
Time to send all links through bit.ly before posting them on twt
circumventing the rule like that is also prohibited
mastodon isn't that bad honestly
toxic cipher
At least TikTok is allowed
halcyon iron
I just avoided it because to me it looked like a platform for right wingers
glad condor
it's just a little overwhelming
how
the whole federated thing can be quickly explained with "it's like email"
halcyon iron
well u get a lot of choices to join some instance and u don't know which one to join at first
glad condor
I just avoided it because to me it looked like a platform for right wingers
funny cause i had the opposite impression LOL
halcyon iron
funny cause i had the opposite impression LOL
idk I'm just used to anti big tech people being bigots
idk why
cough brendan eich cough
plus people being mad at duckduckgo for limiting russian propaganda
glad condor
then again, the first time I heard of mastodon was some nonbinary toki pona speaker linking their own account so there's that
halcyon iron
different experiences ig
I'm just used to people like that thinking that not supporting people that are against basic human rights is "political"
glad condor
i don't doubt there's that kind of people too
as you said, the proposition of "free speech" is appealing to those people lol
blazing depot
idk, most right wingers seem to gravitate towards telegram and the like
haughty panther
telegram is creepy
valid magnet
Telegram also makes it easy to let you getting doxxed
Tiktok is full of pieces of shit
Tumblr at least has unbanned boobas and such so some might go back 
haughty panther
huh when did that happen now
valid magnet
Few weeks ago apparently
haughty panther
lol
blazing depot
Going back to a platform that has a history of de-platforming 50+% of its userbase seems rather pointless
valid magnet
They say while some tags still show nothing when you search them so idk
atomic ether
idk I'm just used to anti big tech people being bigots
The founder of mastodon is actually very anti-nazi it’s just the federalized nature of Mastodon means things are enforced at server level instead of top down like twt
halcyon iron
yeah i know that
atomic ether
Ah gotcha gotcha, generally I’ve seen pretty big communities from center left to far left on Mastodon
halcyon iron
i found out all this stuff like a month ago its just that last year i thought it was like a typical platform for right wingers to go and spout their bullshit
i have been thinking of joining it but idk what instance is best for me to make an acc on
atomic ether
Understandable, there are a bunch of those kind of platforms
valid magnet
Twt really does it's best to make it harder for everyone especially artists
haughty panther
Sad seeing twitter go down this weird route and a good chunk of people thinking this is all for the better of the platform. Can easily see how people support politicians and leaders who are whack
valid magnet
Time to create a pixiv at this rate
halcyon iron
Twt really does it's best to make it harder for everyone especially artists
a lot of big social media platforms have it out for artists for some reason
youtube, twitch, twitter
the only choices artists have atp are art related platforms or instagram
valid magnet
For real
halcyon iron
and instagram will probably do some dumb shit too
valid magnet
And Artstation and such are encouraging AI shit which makes it harder
Instagram is weird
valid magnet
Apparently pixiv will go harder against some of the weird shit like ||lolicon|| and such but idk if they did anything
atomic ether
When elon first bought out twitter it felt like the AI promoted tweets/ads were everywhere
toxic spoke
I swear he only made this policy change to explain previous personal grudge suspensions by linking to mastodon
halcyon iron
Apparently pixiv will go harder against some of the weird shit like ||lolicon|| ...
apparently when they banned....that a lot of users were mad lmao
haughty panther
Apparently pixiv will go harder against some of the weird shit like ||lolicon|| ...
i doubt that
valid magnet
Ofc they were lol
halcyon iron
kinda expected but it still made me angry
blazing depot
apparently when they banned....that a lot of users were mad lmao
Let em stay mad, that shit is weird.
valid magnet
The only prob good thing Elon did was banning the same thing on twitter
halcyon iron
I swear he only made this policy change to explain previous personal grudge susp...
he's gonna ban the mentions of planes next
valid magnet
Sadly deviantart is...deviantart
halcyon iron
The only prob good thing Elon did was banning the same thing on twitter
twitter always had a cheese pizza problem
idk why it took elon of all people to deal with that
blazing depot
The only good thing Elon did... (or rather didn't do) was not unbanning Alex Jones
valid magnet
Aight that was a good thing
halcyon iron
mhm
elon did do some good things for the platform like
uhhhhh
letting us make fun of billionaires even more
and also making him the most hated man on earth
haughty panther
lol
atomic ether
Yeah the whole ye ban saga was a moment in twt
valid magnet
Also I forgot to say and ofc this isn't for everyone but Twitter has lots of adult art which is allowed so if people keep leaving or even if this gets banned many artists won't have a platform for that either
halcyon iron
the whole kanye situation allowed me to justify my very large distaste towards him so im happy
blazing depot
I love how other platforms already took up the pointer and are promoting with "Come to [platform] - we do allow links to other platforms here. (Cause we're not fucking idiots) :)"
halcyon iron
Also I forgot to say and ofc this isn't for everyone but Twitter has lots of adu...
tumblr unbanned nudity in a non-sexual manner
if they take the step further it might spark a renaissance
tumblr overall has been having a field day for better or worse
tumblr users themselves arent too thrilled though lmao
valid magnet
Yeah I wouldn't want the twitter people over either
halcyon iron
yeah i dont blame them
lilac lodge
going back to the roots
halcyon iron
ill be honest i share a lot of characterists of a twitter stan but like i wouldnt want to be associated with them
especially not twitter orbits
blazing depot
Now people are starting to post QR codes on twt to link to other platforms, cause those aren*t techncially banned
Watch Elon ban all QR codes next
halcyon iron
they're accidentally giving elon ideas on what to ban
haughty panther
musk will ban tweets
halcyon iron
elon is going to ban the mentions of women so people stop mentioning grimes and that one picture he doesnt want to be spread apparently
lilac lodge
dropping links on pictures
halcyon iron
im surprised grimes still has an account even
haughty panther
but fr at this rate, its not long before "tweets must be approved before they can be posted"
halcyon iron
its kind of insane how one breakup caused him to do all this
or at least it seems so
valid magnet
Does Chelsea Manning have an account
halcyon iron
but fr at this rate, its not long before "tweets must be approved before they ca...
kpop idol core
valid magnet
Bet he's still crying over it
halcyon iron
Orbits associate Grimes with Gowon so I cant wait for the twitter support tweet
"The mentions of the korean girl group LOONA has been banned on Twitter due to increasing hate coming from their fanbase."
do we make another forum topic called "Elon destroying Twitter"
blazing depot
Nah, that's basically this chat
halcyon iron
true
blazing depot
Next step should be ban of youtube embeds btw
Cause you can buy twt blue or whatever to post long vids there now, amirite
valid magnet
Next week Musk is gonna ban
YO MOM LOOOOOOL JOKE OF THE YEAR
blazing depot
You know it's bad when Facebook can own you with one emoji
scenic cradle
All of the people in the replies complaining about their Facebook accounts
valid magnet
Of course they do
haughty panther
For a long time i only used twitter to reach out to support pages because it was faster than emails
blazing depot
valid magnet
Thx embed
blazing depot
Elon breaking twt embeds on other filthy apps now
haughty panther
what do you expect when he fired half the work force
blazing depot
Que
haughty panther
oh so not everyword in O.O is gibberish
stone minnow
I know every Italian (like me) is happy Argentina won
vital needle
https://twitter.com/KristyT/status/1604564392116355073
If he manages to beg the us government to pay for everything in twitter
He'd be golden
haughty panther
Musk already asked for more funding yesterday
blazing depot
Very smart to do that while at the same time violating a multitude of regulations
Maybe that's his tactic, "You give me money, I stop behaving like a petulant child"
last eagle
current poll result as of now
https://fxtwitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604617643973124097?s=20&t=4c2Xnygs5AEJA-W-mXV1mw
blazing depot
He probably turned embeds everyhwere else off because of this vote
dusky rapids
kpopification of twitter
blazing depot
That sorta sums it up. And somehow Grimes is the connecting factor.
toxic spoke
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604616863673208832
it is funny that this keeps happening in response to stuff making fun of him
trim flicker
after all of this he may not be the richest man on earth but he's cemented as the most insecure at least
toxic spoke
do love the pressure the EU rules put on to make them act normal
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someone has to do the minimal effort to keep these billionaires in check i guess
since US won't do shit
toxic spoke
yeah and now he's subsequently running polls on his twitter having a crisis
haughty panther
someone get elon a paper bag
coarse ridge
im going to make a documentary styled yt video about loona
valid magnet
Good luck with that
valid magnet
Whoop whoop
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valid magnet
He looks like AI art
blazing depot
Well, he did say careful what you wish for, so of course his spite pick would be someone that no one likes
valid magnet
Can't wait to reveal that Twitter was a hidden operation for human trafficking or smth and then they can blame the leftist for it
blazing depot
Pls, I'm sure Jared will be a completely neutral beacon of free speech.
valid magnet
Free 💅 speech 🌟
oak lodge
Being opinionated enough to vote on his platform would be someone's first mistake. You could see that one coming from the world around
in doing that, he's given the option to do worse. 
haughty panther
Tbh, yes, because I want his net worth to tank further
toxic spoke
today on weird twitter quirks
hoary charm
yeah wtf is up with that
wasnt the yellow check enough
oh they rolled out the grey checks now too
toxic spoke
and the affiliate badges
valid magnet
toxic spoke
don't worry i'll do the right thing 🫡
trim flicker
https://twitter.com/CultureCrave/status/1605012296387858432?t=nrF0F6k8uM_8iKGokI...
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
no fucking way
valid magnet
I hate this app more and more the days go on
hoary charm
i mean, does that not make sense
trim flicker
he's literally the most insecure man on earth
hoary charm
those that are "invested" in the platform get a say
i feel like him fucking around with twitter is on the bottom of the scale of shitty things hes done
trim flicker
I think it's still really relevant because whether we like it or not, Twitter is one of the most popular social media platforms out there, and there's situations where what goes on in there does have an impact on whatever happens irl Most recent example being January 6 spreading through there, and Elon obviously isn't neutral on political issues, neither his supporters are
And twitter blue subs are a really small percentage of users (that most likely share elon's views on a lot of stuff)
i get the argument that being invested and getting a say makes sense because in theory it does, but twitter is such a huge platform and having a minority of right wing users dictating policies isn't really helpful is it
mint sphinx
it's helpful for him!
trim flicker
I still fail to see how the past policies were actually harmful besides Cons being mad and saying they're being silenced when clearly they weren't
mint sphinx
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this whole debackle started because Elon thought Twitter was ran by some left sjw types when it was actually run by normal businessman that wanted money turns out advertisers don't really like fascists on the platform they advertise on
valid magnet
Can we have them back
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it's helpful for him!
true
oak lodge
I guess it does allow for a standard of "registered" votes so there's less secondary accounts following suit
mint sphinx
he could just like normalize alt accounts to all share a single vote with their main acc or something
he's the one who's tryin to implement vast policy reform here
hoary charm
if it were that easy then no platform would ever have bot problems
mint sphinx
it'd be funny if he started an "anti alt crusade" like anti bot
hoary charm
i mean, that was the whole point of the twitter blue thing
mint sphinx
yeaa
but he didnt ban alts
imagine if he had them make an auto alt detector/banner and then it bans like 95% of the platform
hoary charm
im more of a fan of the dead internet theory
everyone is a bot and the real internet died years ago
mint sphinx
mans be investing in the simulation theory
valid magnet
I use my alt more than my main so I would like to not see an anti-alt crusade
mint sphinx
dw, they'll just ban both accounts
but yea
Personally i only want elon to do these bad things because it'd kill twitter faster
valid magnet
oak lodge
~~he could just like normalize alt accounts to all share a single vote with thei...
too much work for him lol.
evil rina speedrun
toxic spoke
just realized videos don't autoplay if you go to a person's profile with the China state-affiliated media tag
oak lodge
What is it supposed to mean?
hoary charm
curbing ccp propaganda i'd guess
valid magnet
Harvey Weinstein was found guilty in 3 instances in the 2nd trial
Weinstein will now have a California prison sentence added to the more than 20 years he has left to serve in New York.
May he rot in prison
valid magnet
every Epstein cliental
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kek stepping down from twitter and tesla
coarse ridge
KEKEKKE my edit is so cool
blazing depot
You know, when Elon said he'd only let checkmarks vote on policy, I kinda assumed he meant Twitter policy, not....
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605349852199936000
Twitter
blazing depot
Basically
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You know, when Elon said he'd only let checkmarks vote on policy, I kinda assume...
the fuck is a omnibus
blazing depot
In that context I think it just mean "combined"
In German it's this
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/EVAG_O530_3413_Holthuser_Tal.jpg
trim flicker
yeah in brazilian portuguese those are called "ônibus"
but i obviously didn't think it was that cause no way congress is spending any money on public transportation in the us
just had never heard "omnibus" before
blazing depot
Oh hey, we caught a Russian spy in our German national intelligence agency. (BND) Very cool.
Don't see those treason charges all that often
valid magnet
of course there is one
vital needle
In latin omnibus can mean either for all or from all
Which is what buses are
By everybody for everybody
Aint that beautiful
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public transportation actually very poggers
near jetty
I want trains
lilac lodge
and trams
blazing depot
trams are just tiny trains
lilac lodge
which are slow af
i would go out more in the city center and spend more money there if i didnt have to take the bus before taking the tramway
the waiting time for the bus <<<<
cities need to expand tramway lines
in my essay-
blazing depot
That's mostly due to the nature of the tracks they're on and where those are located tbh. Wouldn't want a tram go 200kmh through a living quarter between stations
lilac lodge
true
the people slow-walking on the tracks even when a tram is arriving to the station
halcyon iron
i love trams
the fact that they can't get stuck in traffic jams or dont have the issues car roads have means they're barely late
and its the closest thing ill have to riding a train to school bc i would lowkey romanticize that
radiant linden
lmao wtf
blazing depot
I guess Elon needs more validation or something, idk
hoary charm
to think these would normally be approaching 100k likes
blazing depot
Well, they evidently still have plenty reach
stone minnow
http://www.lavieamulhouse.com/mulhouse/upload_forum/2014/Henri_09-07-2014-67560....
Goofy ahh looking bus
These are NYC MTA buses (there's many more models but these are just some of them):
supple dragon
This stat was always available for tweet owners anyway, just had option to not look there
toxic spoke
yeah impressions were always there but a majority of people don't care to see them displayed surface level on every tweet
Twitter
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Yeah it's stupid, if i wanted to see that I'd go to my insights
Also didn't like Instagram or whatever had the view count for a while and they ended up removing it
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balmy igloo
valid magnet
Not the hands 😭
trim flicker
Honestly impressive how accurate it is
oak lodge
the fingers lmao
valid magnet
oak lodge
what is that supposed to do?
log out from multiple devices?
lol this response to it
blazing depot
log out from multiple devices?
Well, depending on your payment plan you can have varying numbers of devices connected
But really all that means is only one can be playing at once
So I guess they maybe change that somehow? Idk
Speedrun
Good thing this won't spread again or anything
oak lodge
a global chokehold
valid magnet
Poor Canada
blazing depot
They probably did reach a verdict so they can all be home on christmas day
lilac lodge
Twitter
Twitter
it's 12°C and no snow so i don't feel the Christmas spirit
we will eat hot pot and a yule log from LIDL tho
halcyon iron
https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1606431895931199489?t=9Fbwh4t6XyeQGgjWkhphcw&...
this truly brings the holiday cheer
mint sphinx
blazing depot
Testing is fine, but you usually don't go and be like "We're just testing the security system of our vault and we turned off all the cameras, lol! No one robbed us, so it clearly works! :D" in public.
trim flicker
If he hadn't kicked out everyone maybe it'd be easier understanding how the infrastructure works
vital needle
My guess is it's actually normal and as well built as any huge social network
But he decided his strategy is to incessantly shit talk and put his own platform down
As any marketing genius would, of course
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The guy who says he got rid of bots and when he loses a poll immediately goes "yeah seems like there's still some pesky botting action going on!"
balmy igloo
I bet whoever is left at twitter just set up a whole new dummy server rack so Elon could play with that and think he’s accomplishing something.
blazing depot
I bet whoever is left at twitter just set up a whole new dummy server rack so El...
You think they learned how to keep the idiot on top happy already?
valid magnet
Man I didn't update twitter but now I have the shitty viewer count too can this app stop getting worse for five minutes
near jetty
what's after like
unborn echo
share tweet, apparently
lilac lodge
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Some random right winger with 30 followers:
"Elon, underground cultural marxist aliens are actually the ones controlling Twitter."
Elon Musk: "Interesting."
"Looking into it."
Actual twitter employees "Elon this isn't how this works please stop talking shit"
*Gets kicked out *
near jetty
interesting
near jetty
besties they turned comments back on for youtube auto generated audio
blazing depot
yt watching Elon be like "We can do dumb things, too! :D"
near jetty
mfer its a good thing
blazing depot
Those are completely unmoderated spaces, so eeeeeeeh
near jetty
not everything needs to be kept under the watchful eye of an underpayed overworked employee it is quite literally just text
vital needle
Is there any moderated space in youtube?
blazing depot
Plenty
dusky rapids
https://www.channelnewsasia.com/asia/heavy-snow-japan-deaths-injuries-power-cut-3168156
https://www.channelnewsasia.com/world/eastern-united-states-blizzard-christmas-deaths-flight-cancellation-snow-drift-power-outage-3167881
stone minnow
People in New York and Japan got hit with a snow storm damn
And in eastern and southern Long Island people have been hit with a flood.
trim flicker
Oh man
toxic spoke
my friend in North Carolina had no power https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1606738074628661249
blazing depot
Yes, let's cut power with no warning in the middle of a snowstorm. I see the Carolinas adopted the Texan way.
lilac lodge
thoughts for the food in the freezer
balmy igloo
freezers are more than capable of retaining their cold when the power is off, so long as you don't open them during that time.
lilac lodge
no frozen pizza for them
blazing depot
Kinda hard to warm up without electricity anyway, ain't it
lilac lodge
i understand why gaz bottles are expensive as fuck now
trim flicker
Whoa damn
dire canopy
Ukraine diff
mld is a short for milliarda which is our stupid way of saying billion
because we have a stupid number system for large numbers
sly tree
wonderful news @vital needle @trim flicker
sly tree
americans, he is your problem now, good luck 🫂
trim flicker
they're already suffering with enough fascists there tbf
blazing depot
More like "one more doesn't make much of a difference"
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true
toxic spoke
valid magnet
🤏
dreamy ledge
end draws NIGH... for 2022
toxic spoke
hey at least Twitter isn’t completely broken, it recognizes sana’s bday
mint sphinx
mint sphinx
static creek
love cleveland brown
valid magnet
https://twitter.com/PoorlyAgedStuff/status/1608280613026516992?t=LjEu3ntHQv3fyMErYFf9KQ&s=19 apparently it made over 1B in box office
I know it doesn't go for everyone but I have literally seen no one talking about it
trim flicker
I've seen lotta people talking about it actually being good and being insanely incredibly good looking
And I believe it
Just from the trailers this was already looking outlandishly good
valid magnet
Oh yeah the good look is clearly the strongest point of the movies
Really enjoyed how the first one looked
trim flicker
Yeah and everyone seems really impressed by this one too
Which is actually way more interesting considering we actually have great looking cg being much more common than back then
So it must be actually really damn impressive
toxic spoke
it’s better than the first imo
valid magnet
To be fair beating the first one wasn't that hard
static creek
I remember falling asleep at the start of the first one and waking up at the credits when I was a kid
still have not finished it to this day
radiant linden
the first one was crazy successful but it was barely talked about also
its very strange
static creek
you just made me feel old
mb, if it helps I was like 8
static creek
trim flicker
first one is decent i don't hate it
I did watch it "as it was meant to"
Since the one thing about it was how you were supposed to watch it in 3d on a theater and stuff
And I did
And I'll say it was pretty epic
Since it was actually done w proper equipment and it wasn't a cheap 3d conversion and stuff it was definitely pretty cool
radiant linden
name 3 characters
dire canopy
girl in helicopter, guy on the wheelchair and the soldier boss with scars on face
don't know the names
last eagle
i feel like avatar 2 is basically the same tier with avenger endgame
valid magnet
I only liked the scientist woman
Even kid me realized that she was a good character
trim flicker
name 3 characters
I actually know three characters
Neytiri is the blue lady
Protag is Jake Sully
And the scientist lady is named Grace
Grace something
hoary charm
aang sokka katara
trim flicker
I don't remember the scar one tho
Which is bad cause he the main villain
Also i think the mineral they want to extract from there is Unobtanium? I remember it bc the name is stupid and silly
Like haha unobtainable mineral lets name it unobtanium
But I'll say I mostly remember all of this because my mom loves the movie and I had to watch it multiple times with her
Otherwise i wouldn't even remember that they're called the Na'Vi
static creek
aang sokka katara
Was waiting for the message, you win
radiant linden
I actually know three characters
first person in the world
valid magnet
I would have to google to know the characters names but to be fair I watched the movie a long long time ago
And honestly aside from the sick effects, cgi etc the movie wasn't really good and story was predictable but well it was all about the looks which is fine
trim flicker
Yeah it was pretty bland and forgettable
valid magnet
I was sad when scientist lady died tho 
trim flicker
I just remember it because of repeated exposure
I think the universe is interesting and all the creatures look cool
valid magnet
it had potential
idk if the 2nd movie explored more about the universe since i don't care about the movie but the more lore the better
trim flicker
It did apparently it's about some other tribe that does cool water shit and jake protecting his family
dunno i actually want to watch it
I think it is on disney+ already isn't it
valid magnet
Huh i thought it would be with completely new characters
trim flicker
Nope it's the same couple from first movie but w family and all now
valid magnet
Damn they really had no more budget left
trim flicker
2 minutes damn
Yeah the water effects were too expensive
In 13 years they could render only 2 minutes of the movie
valid magnet
radiant linden
stone minnow
stone minnow
blazing depot
lol
blazing depot
No, actual pizza
oak lodge
Ahh location confirmation
blazing depot
Get fucked, dipshit
And the best part is
https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1608580052220014592
For reference
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FlET5euXgAIcEf3.jpg:orig
stone minnow
A Twitter fight of all time (it happens 24/7)
blazing depot
It's better when dipshits get owned though
And besides being a criminal and all that jazz he most definitely also is a dipshit
oak lodge
I saw
funny thing is all those cars still pass emissions so it's pointless to flex lol
Idiot. 
stone minnow
oak lodge
I feel that
It's not that crazy. I think greta's involvement is just salt in his open eyes
a bigger issue he created. That's on him lol.
what a slippery slope he put himself on
so he's in custody and awaiting a big big court case yes?
blazing depot
I'd assume so, given that he's in for human traficking and police doesn't usually lie in wait, stalking SNS pizza package posts on SNS to arrest you if it's for something minor.
oak lodge
Yeah, from what is said. They pose it as months-long investigation at least
some serious shit indeed
valid magnet
damn greta fucked him up for good despite not planning that
blazing depot
Or... did she.
valid magnet
valid magnet
lilac lodge
merry Christmas to us
trim flicker
santa set up the pizza order
trim flicker
they really chose the one picture of her where it looks like she's scheming something
all planned 
blazing depot
4D chess
last eagle
epic tbh
vital needle
Maybe I'm stupid but how the hell could they not know he was in the country
blazing depot
EU, he can just get in without any issues from other EU countries
vital needle
Like did he not pay bills did he not leave the house
valid magnet
Someone else might have paid the bills
And well cops wouldn't immediately find you unless they were actively looking
According to the Gandul article there were multiple addresses
grave shore
he probably has staff to handle these things for him
blazing depot
Turns out criminals doing human trafficking know how to get around places
vital needle
stone minnow
Ah yes my favorite state North "Texas" Korea
sly tree
https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1608586308880039936
It gets better https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1608603222935228418?t=I8StX_RwxZ1rR86t7zvufg&s=19
mint sphinx
this is like some lore
stone minnow
The Andrew Tate Lore is coming to it's grand finale.
grave shore
too good to be true
oak lodge
It's highly entertaining for sure
The part where they start piecing everything together is just started. Prepare to wait months on a result
dire canopy
I guess that Andrew Tate wasn't ready for this kind of battle ready high valued males that are in the romanian police
oak lodge
He was in fact only prepared to beef with a girl half his age.
hoary charm
filtering “andrew tate” on every platform/app possible has made my day significantly better
trim flicker
good decision tbh
valid magnet
Greta GRETA Pizza box
🤝
blazing depot
If the POTUS doesn't stop her a dudebro with 33 cars certainly won't
vital needle
valid magnet
nice can i have some butt money
blazing depot
I don't think you're manly enough, sorry
haughty steppe
dongless
trim flicker
You don't get the deep messaging
oak lodge
I can sort of get the masculinity thing and who baldy is
valid magnet
I don't think you're manly enough, sorry <a:pensivewobble:620416696083021837>
Nooooo 
valid magnet
haughty steppe
LMAO
vital needle
mint sphinx
trim flicker
Ah yes the Taliban
dense lark
what on earth
last eagle
toxic spoke
that picture from thanksgiving 2016 gets posted every year
mint sphinx
"thanks"giving
toxic spoke
traffic is just a given
trim flicker
das what happens when everyone uses personal transportation 
near jetty
just move to Wyoming 😎
oak lodge
Middle of bumble-fuck, nowhere (USA)
near jetty
correct phrase is bum fuck
blazing depot
This has got to be satire, right
oak lodge
correct phrase is bum fuck
no, that's a verb not a noun
trim flicker
tbh the whole tate thing at least had one stupidly funny clip come out from it
that was asmongold comparing his situation to martin luther king
so awful
blazing depot
He what now, lol
trim flicker
someone asked him what's the probability that the government wants to frame Tate and his brother and he said smth like
"yeah about 50%, if we've seen like any of the info of how they tried to fuck with people like Martin Luther King"
blazing depot
Man, lol
trim flicker
later on after a lot of people rightfully being very weirded out he was like "yeah that was stupid as fuck"
oak lodge
I mean. It's a bad comparison
blazing depot
Like... I know Asmon likes to be provocative, but come on now
trim flicker
oak lodge
they definitely did fuck Martin Luther over though
Tate is just some overblown internet personality
It makes me cringe that it gets so sensationalised to the point where we compare these idiots to major events and figures
trim flicker
no worries the CIA won't try to fuck with you if you're not advocating for leftist policies
blazing depot
I mean, Tate was and is a major actually bad influence on millions of impressionable young male adults
And that is a very real issue
trim flicker
yeah
blazing depot
And his whole thing is just a gateway towards the far right as well
oak lodge
a lack of guidance off the phones will allow that
trim flicker
Unfortunately the right is actually really good at using people's fears and insecurities to bring people towards them
oak lodge
mmmh
trim flicker
It sucks
oak lodge
Such is the internet
blazing depot
Either way, it's a good thing the dude is behind bars
trim flicker
Hopefully trial soon so he gets actual prison time
stone minnow
traffic is just a given
Midfornia
vital needle
Me and the boys on the way to rebuild a nation
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sly tree
static hull
Do y'all know the movie where a black little girl is tryna search her parents and is out on the road with friends she made along the way
And she said about her mom cooking the best crocodile meat in the world
Beasts of the southern wild, I got it now
oak lodge
severe solar
Do y'all know the movie where a black little girl is tryna search her parents an...
find nemo
oh wait nemo is a fish nvm
stone minnow
halcyon iron
Do y'all know the movie where a black little girl is tryna search her parents an...
breaking bad
last eagle
The Cryprtozoo saga
https://twitter.com/coffeebreak_YT/status/1610413328446230530
trim flicker
yeah his vid didn't acknowledge anything
besides being like "yeah actually coffeezilla forgot to mention these guys I hired are criminals"
stone minnow
breaking bad
Peak fiction
valid magnet
trim flicker
Well I didn't see any advertising push for this movie at all considering I didn't even knew of it until seeing this tweet
The replies are very weird tho
valid magnet
Well many still believe that Disney didn't advertise it at all bcs of a gay main character
But who knows
trim flicker
Well
That seems like a very disney thing to do
I don't doubt it
If even without advertising there's a couple tweets already complaining about etc etc pushing agenda on kids etc whatever imagine if they had
trim flicker
Yea It's deplorable lol conservatives will be legit saying DISNEY has some leftist agenda
Truly the most progressive company
proud tulip
toxic spoke
@hoary charm is twitter just dead in au/nz right now
stone minnow
https://www.hindustantimes.com/cities/others/no-rhinos-poached-in-assam-in-2022-...
Nice
vital needle
Attention boomers saying resolution will cause you to be beat up by the gen Ztasi and thrown in prison
valid magnet
yes every shit traumatizes us
valid magnet
my new years resolutions are btw drawing and losing weight whoop whoop
vital needle
I think mine are losing weight and studying more
blazing depot
valid magnet
hehehehe
stone minnow
TW: Mentions S||u*cid||e
vital needle
@wintry bear
wintry bear
they just like me fr
haughty steppe
blazing depot
Whomst
haughty steppe
stranger things actor
blazing depot
Ah, ok
haughty steppe
character in show is gay
blazing depot
Must be latest season? 
haughty steppe
yeah
near jetty
now if only they would give him a cooler haircut
trim flicker
pog
valid magnet
now if only they would give him a cooler haircut
last eagle
hoary charm
as if i didnt already get enough spam every day
hoary charm
nothings popped up on have i been pwned yet
but it feels like something does every few months anyway
halcyon iron
this is like the 5th twitter breach thus far
grave shore
how does a 6 year old know how to use a gun
blazing depot
Cause America
dire canopy
question is how because at such a young age I wouldn't be surprised if some adult told him to do it
valid magnet
well after seeing so many cases of kids shooting their family members i am not surprised anymore
oak lodge
how does a 6 year old know how to use a gun
Racking a handgun is quite difficult for even some grown people. Someone clearly let this child get hold of it already loaded
That's fucked
same reason why you don't let the kids drive cars. Accidental discharges happen in families because of the many negligent owners in America leaving them loaded and not locking up.
blazing depot
Well, firing a gun at school hardly qualifies as accidental, no matter the circumstances
oak lodge
I meant that as a response to hiz's comment above
I get that it was clearly not an accident there. Unfortunate any way it's looked at
valid magnet
nice...?
lilac lodge
the richness of the English language
trim flicker
Wordussy of the yearussy really cool
oak lodge
valid magnet
biggus sussus
trim flicker
Me taking notes studying korean
trim flicker
LOL Bolsonaro supporters invaded the National Congress, two days off the Jan 6 date smh
There's literally no one on the building tho they're just vandalizing it
Apparently also invaded the Supreme Court and Presidential Residence
Defense Minister apparently allowed the use of all federal forces against them
The fuck is happening
valid magnet
All federal forces wow
haughty steppe
Me taking notes studying korean
This reminds me of something my roommate does with her notes
near jetty
atomic ether
LOL Bolsonaro supporters invaded the National Congress, two days off the Jan 6 d...
Fake fans didn’t flee to Florida like Bolsonaro did smh
Does this mean it’s finally getting harder to coup left wing governments 🤔
dire canopy
did he flee to Trumps FC house?
trim flicker
LMFAO
trim flicker
Does this mean it’s finally getting harder to coup left wing governments 🤔
I mean there was literally no one there
Lula's on a different state and congress wasn't in session
Lula's already the president he already took office
This isn't even a coup attempt
Just madge cope
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https://vxtwitter.com/printsminions/status/1612172470357995520?t=aa5QPl3cwqW426_...
Classic
truly ACAB no matter where you are
trim flicker
LOL
valid magnet
Wait Neymar?
trim flicker
He supports Bolsonaro
dire canopy
everything around you
trim flicker
When you walk away you don't hear me say pleaaaaaase oh baby, don't go
atomic ether
I mean there was literally no one there
Yeah was more facetious than anything, I know a bunch of right wingers thirsty for a spicy social media post in a govt building isn’t much a coup lol
vital needle
Yeah aside from being shocking this will have exactly 0 relevance going forward
atomic ether
Although I guess what’s been happening in Peru shows there’s still growing pains, but that’s also because it’s just exceedingly hard for left leaning governments to work with the Congress for decades as that’s how it’s been set up there
vital needle
Some old farts need adrenaline and that's all
atomic ether
And what’s going on Peru is just much more serious politically than yeah, some nationalist thrill seekers
vital needle
I hope they still get beaten when they go to jail anyway
Brazilian prisons can be gnarly
trim flicker
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1612189219950329856
This one was funny tho
TL:
"We're only leaving with the army, military intervention, we're not leaving!"
*army shows up *
"COWARDS, you should've been on our side!"
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LMAOOOOOOOOOO
oak lodge
vital needle
vital needle
I like the replies saying its a joke
Bruh you don't get it I sniff men's asses ironically
trim flicker
Adin is completely lost lmao
valid magnet
Right on camera
lilac lodge
last eagle
hmm
lilac lodge
TIL Egypt is moving its capital
last eagle
It won't be Kairo?
lilac lodge
official reasons: it's too crowded, congestion, to attract investments (China is helping building the city)
unofficial reasons: bigger roads mean better crowd control during protests
indonesia and korea are also moving their capital but probably not in the middle of the desert
last eagle
yea
Indonesia's reason to move the capital is bc the drainage on the city is on its worst
so it could often flooding when it is rain season
not just that, you know it's all about traffic as well
lilac lodge
hope people have the money to move to be near their new work places 😬
last eagle
here goes the shot
https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1611959943674105859?s=20&t=M3WUqHEKvvjY7G0GFSUCMQ
vital needle
Ammount of lies told: 0
oak lodge
The storming of the capitol is playground reenactment to what happens in other countries lol
It's how the 1st world plays these things up.
trim flicker
Ammount of lies told: 0
Yep
Biden supporting Lula is the least he could do
But I'm still somewhat surprised by the amount of support they gave even if it wasn't much
Although again, it's the least they can do after fucking us up so hard and clearing ground for Bolsonaro back then
I don't think we'll ever recover from the brainrot they helped prop up here