off-topic-discussion

[tired anchor]

Fk that

[bleak valve]

Alright i got them 270 coins

[robust coyote]

@silk salmon isn't "50/50 stomp or get stomped" how MM has always worked?

[austere lynx]

Nice i got all 300coins

[tired anchor]

I was...

[deep hamlet]

Best tanks there: Borrasque, Object 252U, Type 57, Progetto 46, and somehow the Gravedigger is the best T7 you can get out of all of em lol

[bleak valve]

You were?

[deep hamlet]

Chimera's there too. Forgot that

[steep helm]

💀
Nah bro turned on stream and went to sleep

[tired anchor]

Look at this bs tf is that

[bleak valve]

LMFAO

[tired anchor]

What is the sbmm experience

[silk salmon]

No
I feel like skill matters less now

But at the end all of the things im saying are from observation and feelings

[steep helm]

What's your connection

[tired anchor]

Data 4g

[minor harness]

Where to watch the stream?

[deep hamlet]

My experience: Games have been a lot more balanced, more difficult, and overall more fun.

Everyone else's experience: Not mine, apparently.

[bleak valve]

Fr, bro got no internet but still active

@minor harness just ended

[steep helm]

1 bar is crazy

[tired anchor]

90 ping on wotb my guy tf im supposed to do, fkin eat this potato phone?

[steep helm]

There's always 10 minutes after the stream if you missed abit

[deep hamlet]

Cook it first, that always makes it taste better

[robust coyote]

I'll take your word on it, I've only played like 11 games total this week so far since I've been super busy 😭

With all due respect I have to hope your observations are incorrect and that individual skill is still the most valuable aspect for a win. I guess time will tell though!

[tired anchor]

Lol so what is everyone else exactly saying

[bleak valve]

No difference at all imo, still bad teammates if you are playing without a platoon and pretty easy wins if you got 1

[tired anchor]

U eat yo schizo meds

[steep helm]

Yeah ?
💀
What else is it useful for

[deep hamlet]

"WE'RE QUITTING BLITZ RAHHHG" pretty much

[heady ravine]

man i was watching and fan coins icon just dissapear and its not showing how much i earned

[agile ore]

Bake at 459°f

[tired anchor]

Idk

[hollow kiln]

Matchmaking is not in the problem. Honestly, it’s the players.

[bleak valve]

No? It's not counting anything from this for me
270 max for today ☹️

[agile ore]

First thats been mentioned

[steep helm]

💀
Huh

[bleak valve]

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

@steep helm also how tf do you have gold debt? 💀

[tired anchor]

Ill try so send the screenshot via ticket

[austere lynx]

You cant even finish The draw? If you will collect all 1200coins what is that scam?

[tired anchor]

I don't even understand what happened at this point

[drowsy lantern]

what shouldn't there be a stream until 23:20 CET?

[deep hamlet]

People want participation trophies and WG finally decided it was time to take them away

[steep helm]

The amount of gold I need to restore all of my collectors I sold

[vital sonnet]

Huh?

[dense geyser]

How WG improve the MM is worse than ever

[bleak valve]

Oh damn, you'll never get them back then lol

[austere lynx]

What?

[tired anchor]

Bro i got 100k in a mysterious case at christmas and got 6 collectors i kept 3 of em

[agile ore]

2 yrs free gold 40k

[steep helm]

I earnt 40k gold last year so uh
Can't be that hard
As a f2p but I got hella lucky with crates

[vital sonnet]

U dont get enough to finish the draw from watching streams?

[bleak valve]

Anyways gn yall, hope you get something useful from your gambling experience 😃👍

[ivory venture]

funny now players start to spam like he lost 2 hours and not get anything from stream and actually he not was even close to wg portal , just to get rewards 🤦‍♂️ 😂

[tired anchor]

The container case i boug
ht

[pliant dust]

https://youtu.be/DwHpDOWhkGk?feature=shared

mhr to sbmm ending up being a terrible idea

[austere lynx]

No i guess

[rough talon]

Draw or fan crates?

[agile ore]

Everyone gets a free tier 3 collector

[deep hamlet]

Draw for crates

[hollow kiln]

Free gold you mean

[tired anchor]

Is you alr?

[vital sonnet]

Dawg i lost 30 minutes for litterly no reason

[atomic warren]

what is the tournament schedule?

[rough talon]

Wg still running their servers on a 1988 pc

[tired anchor]

When

[agile ore]

I missed a shot for no reason

[silk salmon]

FREE???

[steep helm]

What server are you in

[robust coyote]

I like free stuff

[atomic warren]

Europe

[jade bolt]

Crates, you need 2070 coins for the draw, and streams only give 1500 coins

[agile ore]

After streams are done

[tired anchor]

2 hrs here

[silk salmon]

Free stuff when and what???

[vital sonnet]

Wth how are we supposed to finish the draw

[silk salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/mine-finding-nemo-mine-mine-mine-thats-mine-lulugifs-gif-20827668

[ocean hearth]

Auegh

[jade bolt]

ask wargaming LMAO

[steep helm]

The final stream might give us more

[rough talon]

That's what i thought too, but knowing wg, they will sell those 500 remaining coins for like 10k gold

[vital sonnet]

Bro this company cant even make a stream without issues and bugs

[rough talon]

Idk how they managed to screw up this bad

[ocean hearth]

@steep helm yes?

[atomic warren]

where can I find out the schedule of tournaments on the European server?

[deep hamlet]

They can't even make a stream without bribing their players with rewards so they can watch it.

[alpine chasm]

[jade bolt]

they have to pay to get views lmao

[rough talon]

Because like 2 ppl would watch them otherwise lol

[vital sonnet]

True nobody want to watch boring turnys

[rough talon]

Im just here for the coins, dont give two craps about tournaments

[deep hamlet]

I only ever watched one group of tournaments, and that was for the Tornvagn and Revalorisé

[jade bolt]

I always watch movies When these tournaments happens and I let myphone on the stream

[deep hamlet]

I found my first enemy Fänrik

[rough talon]

I got many free tourney tanks over the years, actionx x, centurion, tornvagn, that one french medium and probably some other crap i completely forgot exists

[past rivet]

Looks like the draw has more crate value than the non-draw crates

[indigo grove]

Check the #game-news

[drowsy lantern]

really?

[jade bolt]

The best event of this type was the one that gave one tank: Progetto 46 | action x | centurium 4/1

[past rivet]

I got a pz 3 a a few days ago for no reason at all

[jade bolt]

it was the only good one in my opinion

[rough talon]

Yeah I remember that one, picked action x cause i rly liked how the tanked looked at the time. Havent touched it in over a year now probably lol

[past rivet]

2% for a tank is crazy if u still have 25 crates
U would have 50% chance of getting one

[deep hamlet]

I beat the Fänrik in a 1v1 using my CC-64 Constructor. That's all I wanted in life.

[broken mulch]

Replay channel?

[rough talon]

It's only 2%? 💀

[jade bolt]

I picked up the progetto, and I didn't regret it, one of my most played tier 8

[deep hamlet]

Yea, it's only 2%

[broken mulch]

Is there replay channel

[jade vector]

Question is the t28 defender good? I'm gonna buy the tank when it comes on auction

[silk salmon]

Nah

[gloomy cipher]

No it’s metalstorm

[rough talon]

Yeah it's a rly fun tank, just wish it had better pen

[deep hamlet]

And only 6 of the tanks are actually good. The rest are mid-bad.

@jade vector T28 Defender has a great gun but don't rely too much on its armor.

[silk salmon]

Safe your gold man its just a slightly better T28

[broken mulch]

plz

[rough talon]

So its pretty much impossible to get anything from this event, classic wg

[jade vector]

4,450 gold saved up

[broken mulch]

Is AMX teir 9 good

[jade bolt]

honestly I just want the camouflages... I don't care about the tanks LMAO

[rough talon]

Its not bad or good, its just there. I personally like it but many dont

[silk salmon]

It happens

It eezz how it eeez

[hollow kiln]

Did you make sure to use equipment and provisions?

[jade bolt]

since I know it's impossible to get any tanks in this

[deep hamlet]

Pretty much. Again, only 6 of the tanks are usable. 252U, Chimera, Progetto 46, Borrasque, Type 57, and Gravedigger are the only good ones.

[rough talon]

I also have my eyes on that amx cdc, looks very fun

[deep hamlet]

It's wild that the Gravedigger is the best T7 option out of the bunch.

[jade bolt]

R u saying the gravedigger is good?

[pliant dust]

it is fun as hell tho

[serene pike]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-balanced-gif-3226445978144001245

[jade bolt]

Fun, but good is a strong word

[deep hamlet]

Compared to the other tanks in there, Gravedigger is busted.
Would you rather a T28 HTC, T23E3, a Titan H-Nd, an E 25, or a Gravedigger.

[jade bolt]

E25

[hollow kiln]

E25

[deep hamlet]

I'd go with Gravedigger 100% of the time.

[austere lynx]

E25

[jade bolt]

Always the E25 LMAO

[past rivet]

E25

[deep hamlet]

It permatracks better and doesn't get absolutely nuked when you fail to troll Smashers.

[rough talon]

T23e3 tbh, rly undrrated tank

[vital sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/despicable-me3-despicable-me3gi-fs-minion-minions-mob-mentality-gif-19245541

[austere lynx]

FR E25 is so OP against The tanks with low depres

[deep hamlet]

But, eh, to each their own. I won't judge.

[hollow kiln]

If you’re gonna play something like that, there is the M4 1D

[deep hamlet]

Maid but slower

[jade bolt]

3K dpm little monster

[hollow kiln]

And 280 HE for some reason

[rough talon]

When i play m41d i cant hold myself back from yoloing, idk why, it's just with that tank too

[deep hamlet]

260 HE*

[ocean spade]

So is there a 2 hour slow in here too????

[jade bolt]

30sec

[deep hamlet]

Nope. We get 30 seconds.

[jade bolt]

wargaming is doing damage control after the new MM i guess LMFAO

[rough talon]

Never let wg cook after this again

[past rivet]

Oh NOW U REALISE

[minor sedge]

Yall wanted this lol

[deep hamlet]

I'll never understand how people hate sbmm. I love the new matchmaker.

[waxen turtle]

when are we receiving the coins my gambling addiction is all fired up

[deep hamlet]

New matchmaker goes hard

[rough talon]

2h cooldown

[ivory venture]

usual after 1 hour of stream end

[jade bolt]

I mean, the new mm is skill based. right? something that most blitz players don't have, which is why they are complaining a lot

[verbal bane]

Please don't tell me you have to wait 2 hours in here

[tired anchor]

LMFAO

[robust coyote]

In #general-blitz-discussion (which is bafflingly dumb)

[jade bolt]

it was obvious that they would complain a lot

[minor sedge]

The sub 50s cried for better MM for years and this happened lol

[deep hamlet]

Pretty much. The only reason I can see people hating sbmm is because they want to pretend they're good by being just barely better than most of the playerbase, and as soon as they get to fight people of their own skill level, they get shown that they aren't actually good.

[robust coyote]

Am bad at this game. Didn't even realize there was new MM. And frankly I'm not sure what it's supposed to achieve.

[rough talon]

I personally dont even see a difference in the matchmaker, it seems the same to me

[pliant dust]

nope, its the skilled players who recognise it for what it is, a change to placate sub-average peons

whereas the actually good players are punished solely for being good at the game

i love getting focused because im in a test tank

[deep hamlet]

It's the skilled players getting mad that they can't beat up noobs 99% of the time anymore

[keen sentinel]

finding the new mm is better in lower tiers for the new guys except when the 50k -100k players invade

[indigo grove]

My wr got up by %0.50 after the update

[obtuse light]

You do realise it doesn't match you with people your own skill level right, majority of the time what happens if you're say a 70wr player is you get a crippled team with the enemy being all semi competent, with the average wr and stats balancing out to being around "equal" although practically that's not really the case.

[pliant dust]

tfw one of the best players on EU, n90, who manages a +70% winrate solo only got like 30%

[keen sentinel]

or should say slip through the cracks

[patent basin]

How the new mm works when u are playing in toon with worse player for example?

[ocean hearth]

When #off-topic-discussion becomes relevant

[rough talon]

All i've noticed is i get better enemies from time to time, but the same restarted teamates

[deep hamlet]

Are they one of the best players if they can't fight against other good players, then

[past rivet]

When the 2 hour cooldown gets removed

I got a class 1 in my Skoda t27 just 2 mins ago cuz the enemy team couldn’t go to med side 💀

[hollow kiln]

When they feel like it

[deep hamlet]

I've been getting better enemies AND better teammates. People know what they're doing and everyone's been doing great.

[pliant dust]

not that, his teams collapsed, or he got hyper focused for well, being a streamer, which will mean people will hunt you down

[rough talon]

Weird, i still get 40%ers on my team

[deep hamlet]

Which, yea, that's a problem, and I think WG should implement a streamer mode so they can't get focused in battles.

[jade bolt]

Like I said, the majority of people who are complaining must have less than 5K battles and I'm not even going to comment on the wr...

[verbal bane]

We need to have a talk with the higher ups about what happened

[inland glacier]

i checked everywhere and couldn't find stats about this tank like it doesn't exist but i keep running into it in game

[deep hamlet]

All of my games rn have been good, win or loss.

[pliant dust]

test tank

[minor sedge]

Man has never heard of testing

[jade bolt]

It's a new tank and It's being tested duh

[deep hamlet]

Say cheese 😁

[jade bolt]

420alpha... interesting

[verbal bane]

Bro looks like a big GSOR 1008

[ocean hearth]

Disgusting

[inland glacier]

bruh why are they testing it in normal servers also it kinda broken

[rough talon]

Why does this tank look like a mashed gsor

[deep hamlet]

This thing's autoreloader is actually disgusting.
It's not even a reserve shell. It's just an autoreloading double shot.

[ocean hearth]

Too find out how it perform in current. Duh

[pliant dust]

might be the players that have it are good at the game?

[hollow kiln]

Looks pretty good

[past rivet]

Looks mid

[jade bolt]

Yeah like the PC one... what u want?

[pallid oracle]

Question to the masses.
WHY IN THE ACTUL DEEP FRIED REFREIND BEANS DOES THE WHOLE TEAM HVE TO GO MEDIUM/LIGHT ROUTE. bro i havent been win any matches bc i go my designaated route only to find out that my opponents are BSing and decided "im a heavy, but imma go light/medium route."
in other wods what im trying to say. I'VE BEEN JUMPED BY THE WHOLE ENEMY TEAM 5 TIMES IN ROW. and dont say skill issue. I want you to see you take down the enemy team aiming at you from evey direction. It it aint posible in a lightly armored medium or light tank

[half jackal]

Pls tell me wg did not give this tank reserve shell mechanics

[rough talon]

Looks like a worse obj 752 tbh

[deep hamlet]

I want it released already so I can get it.

[ocean hearth]

Fam

Look again

[hollow kiln]

Finally, a normal auto reloader other than the proge and kran

[jade bolt]

I mean, like the pc one, not the same

[past rivet]

If the majority of ur team goes to one side, ya gotta conform unless u wanna die by yolo

[minor sedge]

It already looks better to play than a mino

[pliant dust]

question to your sub-average self:

WHY ARE YOU GOING WITHOUT YOUR TEAM

and BECAUSE ITS THE MOST EFFECTIVE TACTIC

[half jackal]

Is that mino's hull?

[deep hamlet]

I think so, ye.

[past rivet]

But stripped half of its thickness

[verbal bane]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-urge-resist-cat-gif-25536160 this actually happened to me in a JU NU

[jade bolt]

Rino Is a tank that requires skill, it's not noob friendly (It will almost certainly be the same case in BLITZ)

[pallid oracle]

but thats the thing i go with a med or a td expecting to meet the same but its the whole damn team

[inland glacier]

believe me either the t57 is trash now or the tank is broken bc im fairly decent at the t57 and the guy kinda yolo me

[past rivet]

Well then
ya gotta go to the majority or u die by yoloing still

[pliant dust]

lacks hull armour here, though is pretty strong point blank

@inland glacier or its because the driver in the Rino is actually good at the game and outplayed you

the thing's got no hull armour

[rough talon]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[deep hamlet]

Lol, that happened to me earlier. I expected the meds, light, and at most like 1 TD but I got slammed by a Rhino, Kran, 263, TVP, and Bat-Chat.
It just be like that sometimes

[rough talon]

Tf is a rhino

[past rivet]

Time to get 100% crew with my 263 via mad games in 7 hours

[jade bolt]

Yeah, rino is a heavyum

[pallid oracle]

but then i go with the heavies and get dogged on bc "i let the team get flanked" make up your minds ppl or ill delete your brain cells from existence so you wont have to think

[deep hamlet]

@rough talon

[verbal bane]

So we just gonna say stuff about blitz here because of #general-blitz-discussion having that stupid 2 hour cooldown

[pliant dust]

rino but translated to english

[rough talon]

Oh, my bad

[past rivet]

All I can say is that they have less brain cells than u

[jade bolt]

rhino

[deep hamlet]

I do that constantly. Minotauro is just Minotaur. Bisonte is just Bison. Rinoceronte is just Rhino.

[past rivet]

It’s like German fat cats:
Lowe = lion
Tiger = tiger
Maus = mouse
Panther = Panther

[jade bolt]

Maus is a rat
Not a cat

[verbal bane]

Rincoerete (100% real not fake not clickbait [gone wrong])

[past rivet]

I got too caught up in my typing and not focusing on the definitions

[pliant dust]

safety in numbers

if your team cry about getting flanked, just tell them that they should have gone to the correct flank instead

which is always medium side, kill the mediums, have numbers advantage, win the game

[past rivet]

Just roll with it alr

[verbal bane]

At least have a heavy there to support mediums and Lights

[hot holly]

Fr?

[pliant dust]

EU and the RU peeps who migrated over mostly understand this

[deep hamlet]

This is a rat.

[deep hamlet]

Average Maus gameplay right there

[tired anchor]

Wth is that?
(1k battles)
👀👀

[past rivet]

Classic Roblox physics

[pallid oracle]

agreed. and sometimes im dong good. but then get flnked by the med/lt that my teammate med/lt was attacking. why bc they fled after getting shot once. bruh why

[pliant dust]

enriched prog 46 with rank 49 (mega L not even rank 50)

[jade bolt]

Ummm... huh?

[past rivet]

Looks normal to me

[deep hamlet]

Prog 46 is a premium tank, CEO.

[jade bolt]

trying to understand what he meant with this print

[tired anchor]

I'm just scared of that man

[pliant dust]

what 3 hours of sleep does to my lethargic self

[jade bolt]

Of what bro?

[tired anchor]

33k battles👀

[deep hamlet]

Oh, btw. My eyesight's back.

[torn sequoia]

how are these stats for someone who just started the game recently

[jade bolt]

And...?

[tired anchor]

I never seen things like that

[pliant dust]

there are accounts with like 100k+

[jade bolt]

Are you new to the game?

[tired anchor]

Actually, yep

[agile ore]

🤔

[jade bolt]

I've seen one with 224,000 battles
And bro still bad

[verbal bane]

World of tanks blitz physics before the update fixed em

[tired anchor]

👀

[jade bolt]

That's a pretty normal number, there's nothing to be afraid of
Even with many battles, some people are still bad at the game

[tired anchor]

OK, I will remember

[jade bolt]

worry about the number that has a percentage on the side, that does say something about the player

[tired anchor]

Soooo, I shouldn't worry about my WR?

[jade bolt]

you are a new player, you don't need to worry about it now

[cold walrus]

Ayy no cooldown guess im vibing here

[tired anchor]

But I know what I shouldn't do nothing in the battle

[cold walrus]

Lol

[jade bolt]

Nah still 2 hours

[pliant dust]

current WG mess-ups:

sbmm
EU clans broke
controls keep resetting for some people
stream issues
had to put a 2hr cooldown on #news-discussion and #general-blitz-discussion

[robust coyote]

The rule of thumb I was told early on is "above 50% is probably fine"

Honestly I wouldn't sweat it too much. People who stress about their winrate in casual mode of an online pvp game probably live sad lives.

[ocean hearth]

Pinnacle WeeGee

[cold walrus]

Average wg blunder and population control 😁

[tired anchor]

Soon😕

[opaque hemlock]

why can’t I get into wotb?

[jade bolt]

@tired anchor How many battles do you have?

[tired anchor]

Does it working on EU?

[pliant dust]

youre free from this hellscape

get as far away as you can

[cold walrus]

Bro got muted rip

[tired anchor]

Is 1k battles its new player? Or not? Because idk

[cold walrus]

Yea anywhere from 5k under is seen as new player mm

[tired anchor]

Ok

[jade bolt]

up to 5K battles is a very new player, until then don't worry about your WR

[obtuse light]

Insane how only the bot players like this new mm

Crazy what a coincidence

[unborn merlin]

2 hour slowmode on blitz duscussion?!?

[cold walrus]

Yep wg did a blunder so here we are

[jade bolt]

damage control after the new MM

[pliant dust]

greeners 🤝 sub-average players 🤝 claus kellerman

bringing about the final downfall of the skill meta

[minor sedge]

Just read this

[obtuse light]

LOL

[languid canyon]

bro thought he was carrying

[jade bolt]

LMFAO NO WAY

[cold walrus]

So basically they get carried by the good players

[obtuse light]

40-50 wr players thinking they regularly carry is hilarious to me

[minor sedge]

Man who has lost over half his battles is happy he “no longer has to carry”

[cold walrus]

Like i said in my statement this morning, i truly wonder how alot of ppl survive on a daily basis

[jade bolt]

That's really sad, If I thought like that I would uninstall the game

[obtuse light]

"Erm you mustn't be skilled then 🤓"

[minor sedge]

“You just live a sad life if you care about WR” Ah yes because I’m not bad at a mobile game unlike you apparently

[jade bolt]

I wouldn't play something to be "average" ew

[pliant dust]

fun fact: you can be good at a game and still have fun

you do not have to be bad at the game

[unborn merlin]

Maybe this is one of the worst update except my premium tanks changed into collector

[languid gale]

coinssssssss

[jade bolt]

but most people think that being bad = having fun

[alpine chasm]

Not false

[languid gale]

i wanna gamble and wg is not allowing why is that

[unborn merlin]

And why WG keep resetting my key setting?

[past rivet]

Ikr same

[obtuse light]

Maybe

I mean basically adding something that punishes people for being good at the game is very strange, I'd hate to see what happens when 2 70wrs toon together lmao

[mint prawn]

wth is going on

[west cairn]

5 37% randoms

[quick marlin]

If it’s anything like fun mode matchmaking, you just lose every game unless the enemy has an AFK

[unborn merlin]

Blitz is going broken

[jade bolt]

So now we have to carry the bad players on our team even more?

[minor sedge]

Nope your gonna be losing more unfortunately

[unborn merlin]

Wg just update and abandon it

[languid gale]

https://tenor.com/view/coin-gif-22689269

[pliant dust]

yes, and if you get focused, or the enemy focus your helpless patch of sub-averages and flock of greeners, you’ll be left alone to die

[normal frigate]

Aight who nuked #general-blitz-discussion to the point it has a 2 hours cooldown?

[west cairn]

admins are seething watching us edit messages in blitz general to talk lol

[jade bolt]

Nah bro, we need new DEVS

[languid gale]

WELCOME

to the chill corner where 2h slowmode does not exist

[unborn merlin]

Everyone

[mint prawn]

welcome to new #general-blitz-discussion guys
nice to have you here

[cold walrus]

Don't jinx it

[minor sedge]

WG theirselves put it on

[jade bolt]

It's damage control after the new MM

[west cairn]

they were prolly whining about people complaining that the whole site for the eu streams wasnt working

[normal frigate]

Are we that insufferable? Damn

[pliant dust]

hello yes me from 30s later to explain the joke

I use the word patch to denote vegetables, as sub-average players seem to play much like one

additionally, I use the term flock for greeners, as they don’t actually employ critical thinking skills, and all regurgitate the same things, similar to how sheep do not think, they follow

[unborn merlin]

Also my friend said new MM is broken as hell

[west cairn]

yeah the MM is aids

[minor sedge]

Don’t lump yourself in with the sub human 49%ers

[jade bolt]

Since when did wargaming care for "we"? Lmao

[normal frigate]

Fair point

[past rivet]

Sbmm: good players carry the zombie-like bad players

[jade bolt]

They want more paper

[minor sedge]

SBMM means they drag you down

[pliant dust]

you carry vegetables and sheep that cannot be thrown away now

[cold walrus]

The zombies yes they are truly missing a noggin

[unborn merlin]

Discord staffs are really dont care about blitz discussion slow mode

[minor sedge]

Mods can’t reverse it WG theirselves put it up

[west cairn]

dude i had a couple games where my game lagged out and now my MM has been full of special needs 8 year olds fro randoms

[wet crater]

Sbmm means bad players don’t really notice a difference and average and good players get punished. This is how it is in every game it’s been implemented in

[normal frigate]

I haven't played too much with this new MM but i noticed a big difference

[cold walrus]

They can they just dont want to yet till the situation blows over

[pliant dust]

wg really made greener and sub-average players into required NPCs that are vital to a victory 💀

[left wraith]

It can work if there are brackets and rewards are better as you climb. Implemented like this is just punishment for putting effort into doing well

[unborn merlin]

Idk Why i think we are almost close to end of blitz

[pliant dust]

someone get the Skyrim soundtrack in here

[jade bolt]

Yeha i got 2 muffins pushing me to get fired, guess that's a better mm right?

[wet crater]

Normal modes shouldn’t have sbmm regardless of the rewards

[mint prawn]

when you; what worse can happen

[cold walrus]

Language before verstap mutes you

[languid gale]

im still waiting for coins.

[past rivet]

Same

Aight gn

[cold walrus]

👍

[left wraith]

I agree, we have ratings already. But many games do get solid job with leagues and skill brackets . Blitz isnt game for it for sure

[past rivet]

Wait HOW DID I GET EXTRA 60 COINS

[obtuse light]

I got lucky today but I don't hold much hope for tomorrow!!

[pliant dust]

don’t complain about free stuff

[normal frigate]

We said the same thing when the MM has been previously changed, i believe the last time was in 9.7? With the introduction of minotauro?

[cold walrus]

Prob the "compensation"

[past rivet]

Got nothing

[jade bolt]

It's always like that, one good day, the rest of the month horrible

[jade bolt]

Don't do this draw, get the crates bro

[west cairn]

i maybe won like 8/20 games today cuz of the insane influx of crayon eaters for teammates. most of which run no camo, engine boost, reload in the open, have tunnel vision, and are often spanish or russian kids

[hollow kiln]

Rip

[normal frigate]

Those fan crates have the same rewards as the Esports container right?

[left wraith]

Glue drinkers , it was you who said it ?

[pallid oracle]

I've only won 11 matches since yesterday

[tired anchor]

My friend who introduced me with WoTB call theme "Pseudo"

[tired anchor]

Guys who kicks bots and says that they are "Pro" in this game

[jade bolt]

of 15 battles, 12 I had at least 1 afk on the team, and AT LEAST, AND I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING, AT LEAST 3 PLAYERS WITHOUT CAMOUFLAGE

[pliant dust]

I’ll be entirely honest with you

I would not get into this game if you’re looking for fun

even more so if you have a good computer

[languid gale]

test me

[west cairn]

yuh sounds about right i call bad randoms white glue drinkers cuz wg likes it famiily frreindly to appeal to all the 5 year old with their mommies credit cars

[obtuse light]

Granted I only played in tanks im very good at today

[west cairn]

i always have a no camo at least once a game, same with single shot tanks running regular engine boost. and most games have someone afk lol

[turbid carbon]

I don't really like vk 90

[hollow kiln]

Uh huh

[pliant dust]

please sell it, it does not deserve a driver who cannot figure right from left

[jade bolt]

MASSIVE SKILL ISSUES

[normal frigate]

My gamer i'm not here to judge but this server will burn you alive rn

[unborn merlin]

Uhm actually your skill issue

[left wraith]

They are trying their best, every amazing member of our community is important and special and very skilled ❤️

[west cairn]

stop the cap

[tired anchor]

Drunk Commander

[unborn merlin]

You got paid?

[left wraith]

I wish...I troll for free unfortunately

[normal frigate]

Being paid to troll would be a crime

[tired anchor]

Against Humanity?👀

[jade bolt]

congratulations, you are part of "them"

[normal frigate]

Against everything that breathes

[pliant dust]

I mean he’s correct in a way, trashlords and greeners serve well as fodder and are skilled at complaining in a futile manner about things they don’t understand

and good players are indeed skilled

[turbid carbon]

Xd

[ivory venture]

Gamble time

[west cairn]

i mean if wg payed someone to talk good abt em in the server theyd stick out like an undercover cop trying to buy "2 fentanyls and some methamphetamines please"

[soft nimbus]

Still be on ? where i can see how much coins i have ? i don t see offers with this in shop , if i watch live from the beginning what part i lost it s count ?

[tired anchor]

Can you tell what you will get?👀

[unborn merlin]

What the hell

[pliant dust]

bro is actively throwing games

[pallid oracle]

how do you get those?

[ivory venture]

COINS arrived to game

[west cairn]

i saw someone who has 11k games, 37%wr and 1700 rating. as well as 240 average damage

[soft nimbus]

can anyone answer ? 😂

[ivory venture]

by watching stream on wg portal lol you mis everything today ?

[hollow kiln]

Are even having fun that’s what I wanna know

[tired anchor]

So, I have an idea

Log in to the WG site on mobile
And watch something on my laptop

[pallid oracle]

yh been busythnx

[lavish raven]

I've seen worse tbh. I saw one guy with 800 rating

[jade bolt]

Like i do always LMAO

[normal frigate]

For NA the live starts in like 2 and a half hours so we got time

[tired anchor]

Like 3 hours

[hollow kiln]

We can still get coins??

[west cairn]

they had mom and '87 in their name. like how are you gonna be 37 and have the iq and skills of a 7 year old kid with no hands

[normal frigate]

Yup

[unborn merlin]

#general-blitz-discussion mod arrived

[left wraith]

10 0dmg games calibrate over 1500 in tier 10. Like 3/10 wins

[tired anchor]

Or 2 hours and 40 minutes

[soft nimbus]

anyone know if i watch the live from the beginning what part i lost it s count , i get coins or?

[hollow kiln]

Sometimes I forget, there’s a real human being behind these accounts. Goddamn.

[ivory venture]

OHH the coins have limited time , gamble fast LOL 😂

[unique tundra]

oh wait no 2H cooldown here

[robust coyote]

BRB putting "grandma 42" in my account name to throw everyone off

[normal frigate]

Bro is chillin

[soft nimbus]

anyone know if i watch the live from the beginning what part i lost it s count , i get coins or?

[lavish raven]

Don't give them. More ideas please 💀

[robust coyote]

Goals tbh.

[left wraith]

MaxSkill2012 will be my new name

[jade bolt]

literally me, I haven't played blitz in 9 days

[cold walrus]

Lol

[normal frigate]

Maybe you didn't arrived in time or didn't log in

[unique tundra]

lol

[hollow kiln]

Don’t come back it’s not too late for you

[soft nimbus]

i just start watch idk how works , if work this is the question :))

[mint prawn]

yay 100k credits

[unique tundra]

I had 15 battles in the last 30 days and i don't regret it since there is now a new weird mm

[jade bolt]

I will only come back in the next month anyway, too busy with work LMAO

[left wraith]

Next one is winning one, never stop believing

[normal frigate]

It works if you are

Watching on the blitz official portal
With your account logged in
If the BLUE timer is counting, you good
If its the WHITE one, something is wrong

To get the rewards you need to watch them LIVE, Watching the recorded live doesn't give you nothing

[tired anchor]

How many days this Streams would be in there?

[left wraith]

And if wargaming site works 🥲

[rough talon]

Idk if i should go for the draw or the fan containers

[cold walrus]

Prob 3-4

[jade bolt]

Day 7, 8, 9 and 10 i guess

[tired anchor]

So, we have time

[mint prawn]

as I know 4, but I wonder

[ivory venture]

Easy , go WG Portal , log in to your account , watch live stream , links always on wg official discord , make sure that BLUE counter going on stream video NOT white counter and check progress if going all how need , dont turn off your browser !!!

[cold walrus]

NAs first stream is in 4h

[soft nimbus]

ty a lot , i don t see timer hmm

[tired anchor]

3

[pallid oracle]

2h and 34m

[jade bolt]

Me looking for a girlfriend: in 100 years I will have one

[cold walrus]

close enough

[solid flame]

I'd buy this

[west cairn]

i just had a special needs vk90 on my team running engine boost. im so fckn done with this mm

[ivory venture]

you are on wrong place mate

[soft nimbus]

this timer is on website ? must link discord ?

[jade bolt]

Honda beating the prototypes 🥶

[ivory venture]

yes on wg portal website , you will see if click on link in this channel #game-news

[solid flame]

I remember it winning the 24h of le mans one day ago

[jade bolt]

Fr i was there

[solid flame]

me too I was the driver

[glacial raven]

Never seen this server ending up so wild to the point stuff like this happened

[cold walrus]

Lol you aint see much yet then

[solid flame]

me too, I was too busy playing brm5

[jade bolt]

i mean, this is what happens when you try to kill your own game

[glacial raven]

I was asleep

[sacred forge]

you've never been around for big events. this is basically what happens when tour season streams come around, but this was especially bad

[normal frigate]

Where you here during the 2023 clan event?

[soft nimbus]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[cold walrus]

Major updates that wg messes up, streams, events just about anything

[glacial raven]

Yeah

[solid flame]

I was too busy sleeping

and some are researching for my report in filipino (it's hard)

[glacial raven]

Current situation in Blitz right now, yeah I'm too scared to open it and go into matches

[jade bolt]

Don't make me remember this

[rough talon]

Well ppl got places to be, maybe some made exceptions to be able to show up to the stream, just for it to be delayed for over an HOUR without much info

[soft nimbus]

ty , not work , idk ........

[cold walrus]

This was a fun time with all the clan accusing lol

[normal frigate]

Things like that happened with a lot more repercussion before, i believe we are barely scratching the tip of the iceberg of Blitz controversies

[vital sonnet]

That was the worst event ever

[solid flame]

well, the only opinion I have is the new camo on the IS-4 is meh to me

[turbid carbon]

It's good, no?

[hollow kiln]

What happened in that event I wasn’t playing

[elfin harbor]

Damn so y'all delete my message and give me a warning for calling a player a POS for going afk

[vital sonnet]

No its not

[tired anchor]

If your biggest inconvenience today is missing a stream for a video game I really don’t know what to say.

[glacial raven]

I remember waking up 3AM today and see it got cancelled, the last thing I saw was some people beginning to start being cranky before I turned off discord and go back to sleep

[pliant dust]

nah post event was even more mad, rigging accusations left right, centre, people hated clans who already had custom avatars (looking at you, APA rats), people hated other people who focused them

that event actually was one of the worst ever

[cold walrus]

Basically to sum it up, you saw true apes not touching grass and accusing clans of cheating

[jade bolt]

there was only a toons of clans in matches for several days
MM was polluted for days

[robust coyote]

So, real gamer hours™️

[mint prawn]

no one judge ratings stats

[sacred forge]

they can't help that tech issues happen. this is normal

[lament viper]

Honestly getting something like this ingame would be cool. Not exactly historical, but a mash-up between "realistic" parts.

[naive crag]

I got 900 wins on clan event just for my clan to place 4th

[rough talon]

Nope im just here for the rewards, domt rly care about the stream. But i had places to be, things to dl. I couldnt just sit around waiting

[robust coyote]

Kinda reminds me of a Smasher at first glance.

[pliant dust]

server?

[vital sonnet]

Hunt ur clan members

[unique tundra]

most people don't care anyways

[normal frigate]

The things i had to read while grinding that avatar were psychologically brain damaging

BOPE here...

[naive crag]

NA

[glacial raven]

My old clan was really active in the 2021 clan event, barely in 2022 and 2023 literally never because I left and started my own

[ivory venture]

Gamble worth , i already won more fan containers then if was buy for 100 coins each that is only 3 i would be able , but this way got 5 already XD

[naive crag]

I remember lulu pinging me on bope discord to troll me for helping “gringos”

[mild vine]

Genuinely baffled as to which dunce greenlit this decisions. SBMM arguments date all the way back to the old forum days. Even WoT PC. I thought it was fact that this would always be a really terrible idea.

Guess I go play something else, I really appreciate the update for killing any motivation left to keep this game around

[solid flame]

you got nothin'?

[lament viper]

I don't understand doing so much for a clan avatar and then having it be a boring, almost "free crate avatar" design.

[ivory venture]

going to open them

[hasty marsh]

why from last game update this game is not looking that beatiful like before i have everything on MAX and i have better graphic on phone

[soft nimbus]

i m logged , what is wrong ?

[lament viper]

Is it that bad?

[cold walrus]

Rip i didnt really care which clan i joined once i got the ritter im just a clanless freeloader 😁

[pliant dust]

they greenlit it because of the masses and swarms and hoards of bad, no good, whinging sub-average players and greeners

[solid flame]

maybe because it's probably locked on a pc? no idea, I never had high graphics before

[sacred forge]

the stream's already over

[normal frigate]

Mine is Top left...jeez..
All of these give me PTSD

[jade bolt]

What is the incident of this date?

[pliant dust]

19/09/23.

[cold walrus]

Lord dont remind me of these times lol

[mild vine]

Yes. Think of it this way: if good players are “penalized” by adding worse players to their team, and vice versa, eventually everyone gets to 50%. Then we are back to square 1, with random mm, but you just destroyed everyone’s stats.

[jade bolt]

Yeah... say it

[lament viper]

Bottom right Is lowkey embarrassing. It looks like a défault temporary avatar.

[hasty marsh]

before update it wasn't locked, and the game was looking good but after update all of my settings got cleared and now it's looking like ...

[gloomy cipher]

Play any game with an F-14 or F/A-18 and it will make you feel better about not playing blitz

[cold walrus]

Rip apa

[ivory venture]

this is most value what got from 5 containers , rest is all xp , boosters and credit

[naive crag]

Bro dont show me this i have nightmares of grinding 24/7 just for in the end not get a avatar

[pliant dust]

bottom middle and right should have never been allowed to even participate

DEMOH were clearly rigging, and APA already had custom clan avatars

[lament viper]

What if my stats were already terrible, so I was just clubbing bots infinitely worse than me.

[soft nimbus]

soo must be live ? i already ask ..... if i can watch back what i missed , so all bcs i just start , but live was on few mins ago

[mild vine]

DCS? Don’t have a flightstick unfortunately.

[inland glacier]

I'm starting to think they didn't change anything with the mm bc the mm seem the same to me

[sacred forge]

on the right side on the screen when on the blitz website you'll see the times in between you should have watched the stream to be rewarded

[solid flame]

maybe they removed it altogether

btw what phone are you using?

[sacred forge]

right now you can't anymore

[jade bolt]

Tbh i just want the camos, and that's one i want

[hasty marsh]

i am playing on pc, bro

[soft nimbus]

so 11 more hours right ? until now

[lament viper]

💀
If I had a clan avatar, I would have it be the most edgy, fringe avatar WG would allow.

[solid flame]

mb

I thought you're using a phone

[mild vine]

I tried. My lead didn’t let me.

[pliant dust]

yes because for worse players, nothing changes

you still get carried or folded by good players, as you still are nothing but a speck of dust in a desert in comparison to skilled players

yet for some stupid reason, if you are gone, the whole desert goes too

This is the white elephant WG has thrown upon good players

[naive crag]

Basically WG said “we dont like you” to 55%+ players

[lament viper]

He should grow a pair of Bourrats

[cold walrus]

We dont like you but need you to carry

[sacred forge]

no, 3 hour ago

[gloomy cipher]

Oof. I mean u could “technically” do mouse and keyboard but yeah that will end in 😏

[soft nimbus]

but is 12 not 00 really ?

[pliant dust]

skill issue is a plague that cannot be cured any longer

[unique tundra]

i didn't played the game since the update and i don't think i will as a 62% player seeing all these complaints

[sacred forge]

the stream was in the past, you need to watch it live

[normal frigate]

I dunno man i'm 59% and i ve been playing only against sub 55% but like a solid 60-70% of the teams were below 50%

Wg is calling me a 40% i think 💀

[naive crag]

Im 68% and i havent touched pubs at all today

[lament viper]

Never was going to be cured

[mild vine]

Anyways, I have to congratulate Wargaming on making a more hated update than spare parts and missiles. It takes genuine skill to be this tone-deaf, consistently making updates that universally anger whoever’s still playing this game

[soft nimbus]

will be 1 more live in 2 hours right ? at 4

[vital sonnet]

Im that 50% who do 0 damage and get carried

[pliant dust]

what will happen, is that you will be forced to be the shepard to rebellious, obnoxious, and unthinking sheep, that if they die, you contract some mysterious plague and go with them

[naive crag]

The Skill-Based Matchmaking and its consequences have been a disaster for WoTB. It has greatly increased the gameplay time of those of us who live in “40%” clans, but it has destabilized society, has made life unfulfilling, has subjected human beings to indignities, has led to widespread psychological suffering (in the unicum clans to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the wotb discord server. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “40%” clans.

[ivory venture]

no , next 3 days will be

[robust coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/arrested-development-dozens-of-us-david-cross-speech-gif-3545958

[languid gale]

gentleman, happy 8 march to you (i hope i said right)

[soft nimbus]

https://na.wotblitz.com/en/tournaments/streams/490/#/active

[unique tundra]

basically you have to carry harder now if i understand well

[robust coyote]

NGL it baffles me that WG call this game an "MMO"

7v7 wasn't even "massive" when Everquest launched...

[inland glacier]

ur going run into skill issues player no matter what game you play

[mild vine]

You and me both, go play something else, I’ve actually been having fun

[lament viper]

As long as you have people of 10 years of age who haven't even had their voice drop compete in an intellectual contest with people of 19 years of age, the results are effectively decided before it even takes place.

[cold walrus]

population comes to rage on discord about the issues
2h cooldown and move on

[sacred forge]

single player games :/

[soft nimbus]

oh wait is for NA server 😦

[jade bolt]

And the bots don't need to play harder to win, bc now they have us to carry them

R E A L L Y C O O L

[vital sonnet]

Everyone L O V E wargaming 🥰😘❤️

[gloomy cipher]

Fog

[inland glacier]

then u become the skill issues

[robust coyote]

Especially those. Source: own Lion King on the Sega Genesis.

[sacred forge]

speedrunners be like: no

[pliant dust]

now observe the greener’s cope

“eughm if you’re so good why can’t you win against another good player, you clearly aren’t good!!!!”

ah yes play against another skilled player who likely has similar thought processes as yourself, can outplay you similarly, and will aim to kill you first

it’s like fighting a mirrored you basically

[inland glacier]

50% of them are fake especially if the posted on YouTube

[lament viper]

Its not like people were individually muted.

I got muted for 7 days for posting an inoffensive meme.

[cold walrus]

Yep literally get rid of competent players first before they knock you out and farm

[unique tundra]

you will get banned for not much here, really.

[sacred forge]

you clearly aren't well knowledged in this matter then

[sacred forge]

as long as you're being a normal sane person, you won't have issues here. it's really not hard to use common sense and follow simple rules

[lament viper]

Nah, considering im still here.

[mild vine]

Some of my friends have been making troll rerolls. It’s crazy how when you encourage people to be bad at the game, good players are the best at making everyone else miserable because they know how to play as terribly as possible

[inland glacier]

i am i can tell the difference between a legit speed runner vs a fake long as i know/played the game

[obtuse light]

Yes massive skill issues for any good player

"just play better bro mad cus can't farm bots anymore ooga booga"

[jade bolt]

That says everything about the new MM

[mild vine]

I disagree, considering I saw someone get banned for saying he was going to go play Minecraft instead

[lament viper]

You haven't seen a genuinely awful player cook then.

Exhibit A:

[pliant dust]

I can’t FARM PEOPLE BECAUSE IM TOO BUSY TRYING TO MAINTAIN 6 SIMS FROM SIMS

AND THEYRE YOU. YOURE THE SIM WITH JANKY AI

tl;dr

please grow and change as a player

[naive crag]

Bro actually thinks he can carry 💀

[mild vine]

I can get a 7%wr consistently running troll toons, I know what makes a bad player

[normal frigate]

Damn how do i get god tier performance like this?

[late moss]

tbh,somehow rating feels better than pub matches now

[cold walrus]

Eh dont take on 20% lol hes just rage trolling

[jade bolt]

49%er saying that... crazy no?

[soft nimbus]

ping or what u show with this?

[obtuse light]

Did you not know 40wrs carry all the time they're just cancelled out by their teams?

If they had someone else even semi competent they would be a 90wr God

[sacred forge]

we aren't even talking about one game specifically

[lavish raven]

Just had a fun battle. In my team the highest wr was 55%. Me

And in the enemy 70%. What's more fun. In my team there was only one more player with 50% wr and the 5 others were 40% when the enemies has 4 with above 50% and only 3 with 40%

[sacred forge]

i'm talking speedrunning in general

[naive crag]

TRUEE

[pliant dust]

no

they’re not NPCs, they’re not sims

they’re freaking tamogachi pets

you have to CONSTANTLY make sure they aren’t dead

[lament viper]

Im an arty main, trust me.

[cold walrus]

Sunfish 😩

[late moss]

and lemme guess,if u do the average team’s total winrate
it was higher than +/- 2%?

[sacred forge]

the new mm doesn't only check winrate...

so comparing those and saying they don't match up proves nothing

[normal frigate]

Average damage
Spotting
Survival time
Average XP

[left wraith]

Maybe winrate isnt only stat its balanced with. Average tier, damage ,spots, kill ratio etc. We need to reverse engineer data first to see patterns.

[pliant dust]

I genuinely wish the rules here were looser, not even god knows how hard unicums would tear into these “people”

[naive crag]

The new mm is also very bad for actually good players

[lavish raven]

I never said they don't. In fact we won. I'm just interested in what exactly did the mm change

[late moss]

the avr dmg on both side was also off by a lot but eh

[lament viper]

I wonder if with the new SBMM, my (friends) pet monkey has a chance at getting 50%

[obtuse light]

💀

[mild vine]

POV: how to get sub 40% players only on my team, every game. Uninstalled :)

[minor fiber]

The new MM only looks at career stats. The 40 day thing is irrelevant.

[cold walrus]

This joke i wont fall for it again

[naive crag]

I would say some devious stuff ngl

[pliant dust]

like I swear half the known unicum playerbase would go hypernova on these “people”

[sacred forge]

wouldn't be surprised, everyone's winrate will gradually shift to this, besides the outliers (insanely bad and good players)

[lament viper]

That wasnt à joke 💀

[cold walrus]

Time to spam ratings till 500k battles and have immovable wr

[left wraith]

Imagine 70% playing mid tech tree tank that cant carry. RIP

[lament viper]

me with 42% career wr & 800 avg dmg

[cold walrus]

Actually i wonder who will be the first nolife to get 1 million battles on blitz 💀

[sacred forge]

they'll still manage to, because a good player can use any tank effectively

[pliant dust]

“If a player has skill issue, they must be put to death, and you must educate the people”

-book of unicum, 32:15

[obtuse light]

Yes and while you're at it give me back the old in game general chat!!

Enjoyable place to talk 😁😁

[naive crag]

Thats the exact problem with this new system, you cant tell how good or bad they are because it will mostly be the same

[unique tundra]

there are people out there with 300k battle i think but there might be more mentally insane players like that with more battles

[lament viper]

Nah with SBMM it means you have to use the most meta vehicles possible if you seek to maintain your "status"

[tired anchor]

Oh God
My room was too dirty💀

[normal frigate]

Babysitting your teammates in blitz is kinda difficult

I was with my type 57 together with a bz 166, holding 2-4ish tanks on a ridge so far so good, we ballin
Fast forward 1 minute and a half i look at my minimap
My entire team was eaten alive on the hill

Everyone has similar wr around the mid 50's how did that battle ended up being so one sided?

[naive crag]

This new MM only benefits the half brain 40%ers that can now see themselves as equal to better players coz the win rate wont be too different

[obtuse light]

It will be me

[unique tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

[wet crater]

My favourite proverb.

[glacial raven]

Fish

[cold walrus]

If it isnt im taking your touch grass privileges youll be a basement dweller for eternity

[obtuse light]

Been on my grind this past month 🥱🥱🥱

[tired anchor]

Puffer

[normal frigate]

Aeugh

[sacred forge]

to be honest, after playing for a decent amount of battles today i can say that i've won a lot more than i was expecting. wargaming implemented the new mm kinda well, but i'm still not okay with it being a thing in random battles. keep it for ratings but bring back the old mm for randoms, because that's what it's supposed to be: random

[tired anchor]

Is IS-8 horrible tank?
Or not?

[sacred forge]

nah is-8 is great

[glacial raven]

Today might as well not play Blitz and just make new friends in TF2

[sacred forge]

good hulldown

[pliant dust]

how many hours do people think unicums and pros have sunk into the game?

SBMM spits in their face, wipes their butt clean with their hand, and refuses to apologise

so I’ve spent around 1.5k+ hours for nothing, all due to the whims of genuine waste in the shape of a group of human beings that can’t even begin to comprehend such a simple game

[late moss]

🐟

[normal frigate]

This is trully one of the Blitz moments of all time

I forgot English is it with one L or 2?

[glacial raven]

yes

[obtuse light]

Are you able to play 31k battles in a day?

No? Didn't think so, I'm simply better 🤧😤😤

[cold walrus]

Excuse me what

[naive crag]

Imagine WG removed getting points on a loss in ranked and allow people to 7 stack ranked, would be much more competitive

[glacial raven]

Ok yeah clearly the streams' are restricted to the corresponding server lmao
If they say free rewards it's hard to avoid

[unique tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-stare-100-yard-stare-meme-gif-251436459491629941

[lament viper]

Why not just make SBMM an option to turn off like Supremacy?

Call it "high intensity"

[cold walrus]

Watch them implement 3 man toons to balance the new mm

[naive crag]

Nah i want a 7 stack in ranked

[jade bolt]

Bro... love yourself more

[barren socket]

I opened five Fan-Containers and look what I got 🥶

[late moss]

🥖

[obtuse light]

Wow an actually enjoyable tank no way

[unique tundra]

[cold walrus]

Baguette

[glacial raven]

https://tenor.com/view/baguette-baguette-cat-nom-nom-french-cat-frenchy-gif-20649123

[vocal hare]

Does slow mode here is also 2 hours?

Good its not

[late moss]

no,30s

[unique tundra]

No. Dont give them ideas.

[cold walrus]

Nah welcome to salvation brother

[bitter gull]

WAIT ARE U MALAYSIAN -!?

[vocal hare]

Those complainers ain't gonna stop complaining

[late moss]

we know who to blame if the cd here becomes 2 hrs

[glacial raven]

yes

[normal frigate]

Salvation is too strong of a word

We are blitz players we cannot be saved

[pliant dust]

alright good new name

goodbye ceo of rng

[bitter gull]

XD me too!

[lament viper]

8 hours a day

[tired anchor]

10

[cold walrus]

More mean on the chat cooldown lol

[glacial raven]

So many Blitz content creators I made friends with in the past now left completely and I'm still trapped in this hellhole.

[lament viper]

So SBMM is french?

[cold walrus]

Time to commit leave too is all

[late moss]

it’s just a burning memory isn’t it
u wish for the good ol’ days but what u get is disappointment ontop of disappointment everyday

[normal frigate]

Is hating on france some kind of international meme i didn't knew?

[obtuse light]

But I wanna stay as a unicum😢😢

[bitter gull]

Meanwhile me:

[cold walrus]

Super unicums*

[pliant dust]

no, the french at least bring cuisine and culture and architecture and so many other wonderous things

idiot sub-average players should be summary executed

[obtuse light]

They should make a new wn8 bracket for the super duper unicums

[cold walrus]

They had the guillotine for public use they knew the right way 😩

[glacial raven]

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

[normal frigate]

Let madame guillotine take care of em

[lament viper]

I would make a joke about immigration, but I would rather my stay here not be temporary.

[late moss]

Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers.

[cold walrus]

Its technically temporary just extended 👍

[glacial raven]

Maybe the reason why is because from when I first played the game, I decided to make wotb my most favorite video game, and kept that to this day despite the abominations they had done to it.

[cold walrus]

Dang what about toes?

[normal frigate]

Don't ask him about what happened to his toes

[glacial raven]

gone

[cold walrus]

💀

[cold walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-i-dont-even-know-who-you-are-marvel-gif-15769006

[late moss]

OneAndOnly016 + SJC Panzer Brigade was the main YTber that got me into WoTb

@cold walrus keep ‘em warm

[glacial raven]

You know what will have my faith restored?
If they make an update that brings Mirage and Lost Temple back. That's all I ever wanted.
A fourth Y5 tank would be nice, but, nah.

[pliant dust]

just imagine (and use your head for once) dear greeners and subbies, that you’re a field professional

one day, your company decides to hire a new guy, who knows utterly nothing, and keeps doing things wrong. A kind of wrong that is dangerous and should not be promoted. Then your company tells you that his way is the right way, they’ve taken his side, and have now forced you into a babysitting position where you have to actively allow this new hire to continue. If you don’t, you’re fired, if you do, dangerous things happen, which aren’t good for anyone.

That new hire is you, greeners and subbies.

[normal frigate]

A revolver with sound effects? Only in new vegas

[cold walrus]

At this point wg needs to make a rant channel for you lol

[glacial raven]

Or better for veterans, reverse the 5.5 update and bring back all those old low tiers

[lament viper]

These days guillotines aren't free, its à 750 euro upgrade package, more if you want a classic style guillotine.

[late moss]

do not the T49A though

[cold walrus]

Nah we get called inhumane for just unaliving someone so bunch of wussies

[tired anchor]

Why are so many people complaining about the new mm lol

[glacial raven]

Was it more OP than the ATGM's we had during that Sheridan and T92E1 era? Because watching the old footage, one hit from the missile and you get instantly ammoracked

[cold walrus]

Before we answer, what is your wr and battle count

[pliant dust]

I’m done.

I’ll likely finish up these tests and move on to a different game, hopefully

Hopefully one that either doesn’t change from pressure from the lower echelon, or one that respects the time people put into mastering the game, rather than spitting at their feet

[haughty night]

No cool down here?

[lament viper]

Never seen a public guillotining, kids these days.

[late moss]

watching the old video
it’s a self autoaiming atgm that can regularly ammorack people or leave them with half their hp left so yes
do not T49a

[normal frigate]

If the current MM was a music it would sound like this

[jade bolt]

I had a idea to definitely fix the new MM

[tired anchor]

Ik it doesnt affect me yet since on my na acc im at 3.7k battles 60% wr. Just interested

[vocal hare]

Not yet

[cold walrus]

Yep i been looking to get into other games as well, started back up the assassins creed franchise and gonna get into god of war emulated after for the old games 😁

[haughty night]

GENIUS

[late moss]

to their HQ?

[glacial raven]

Alright, then clearly the people during the ATGM era of 2020 had seen nothing yet on what the veterans had to face

[tired anchor]

Did they do exactly what Droodles said he was afraid of

[haughty night]

If we force everyone onto the same tank then the game will be 100% balanced

[cold walrus]

Here this sums it up

[late moss]

hauh

[lavish raven]

Bro stole an extra kill

[dense forge]

good job wargaming

[haughty night]

Theory, you get thrown with good teams for 2 games and then 1 with a team that is meant to lose to boost someone on a lose streak and then the cycle repeat

[tired anchor]

So basically they just look at the average wr and skilled players therefore gets worse team compared to opponents?

[cold walrus]

Did you come dead last

[glacial raven]

Bro probably didn't even play the game yet and just instantly compliment the new SBMM lmao

[late moss]

The way of the yakuza 50%-er

[lament viper]

Join WTM

[cold walrus]

Ask @pliant dust theyll sum it up nicely for ya

[vocal hare]

My yesterday session 💀

[haughty night]

Sooner or later everyone will be 50% and the game will be balanced, thanos was right

[cold walrus]

Nah im gonna make a new account with 100%wr and spam only rating battles

[late moss]

SBMM is pity gacha
“For every 2-3 games u lose because there was 30-40%ers on ur team,who did nothing, you’ll get an enemy team full of 30-40% on the next match with your teammate consist of those who have 50% minimum next match”

[normal frigate]

The ultimate sacrifice for the sake of "balance"

[late moss]

but at what cost?

[glacial raven]

Another thing is about the issue of graphic and controls setting reset. But why?

[haughty night]

Crazy

[languid gale]

we all got 300 coins xd

so i watched stream for 2 hours to end up getting same thing someone with 10 minutes did

[glacial raven]

For each server everyone gets 300. Sad we couldn't get the coins from streams in different servers

[languid gale]

I mean everyone got 300 even if they didnt watch full stream

[haughty night]

I think the new SBMM is making 50% People thrive, but hey that's just a theory, A WOTB UPDATE theory

[late moss]

bon áppetit

[glacial raven]

Wharr, interesting lmao

[vocal hare]

Because they have technical issue, nothing worth to be complaining about

[tired anchor]

@pliant dust is it that

[lament viper]

Nah, WG added new MM to mess up wr & balance charts, so we can't criticize their balancing decisions.

[glacial raven]

Normal 30 seconds here

[late moss]

no,just 30s

[haughty night]

I'm thriving in SBMM🗣️🔥💯

[normal frigate]

Normal 30 seconds

[languid gale]

I could have just not watch also and could get it, i just wasted time getting into stream

[pliant dust]

that’s part of it yes

good players are handed stewardship of 6 incompetent bumbling animals and forced to keep them alive or get steamrolled

[languid gale]

Its same thing like you get a job and you break yourself with hard work and someone sits and gets paid same xd

[minor fiber]

Yeah, this new MM will grind down everyone to 50% WR average. Even the super unicums that spam ‘meta’ tanks to try and preserve their WR down to the average players who has 40% or below.
All will be 50%, as it shouldn’t be.

[lament viper]

So nothings changed?

[vocal hare]

I feel like thats how it is before SBMM 😆

[tired anchor]

Ah k so basically skilled players get worse teams cause they inflate the average wr of the team compared to the enemy

[glacial raven]

I might need to keep myself from looking at these two too much or I might go insane

[pliant dust]

no because before, you were not forced into this role as a good player

now you are

[vocal hare]

Not always, you will get bad players in your team to make it average, but you will also get players with winrate in between

[haughty night]

Us NPC's getting carried like crazy bro🗣️🔥💯

[tired anchor]

But still overall worse team

[haughty night]

If that's bad then I'm horrendous🔥🔥🔥

[obtuse light]

:(😢

[haughty night]

Is 0% WR possible?

[vocal hare]

Imma try today and see how will I perform with this new MM

[ivory venture]

@midnight notch yes i have most of them just some low tier not but researched i can buy it anytime , silver not problem ( i wrte here cuz of 2 hours cool down there 😂 ) 🍻

[glacial raven]

If someone started a new account but just skipped tutorial and never played any battles, maybe

[midnight notch]

2 hour slow mode is wild

[haughty night]

I'm gonna try getting 0% WR with 1000 battles one day

[glacial raven]

ayo

[lament viper]

But have you unlocked the ultra-seekret french superheavy line?

[minor fiber]

If you platoon and throw games via yeeting yourself and your buddy into the enemy, then probably.
But you both will probably be reported and eventually banned for throwing games.

[obtuse light]

That's cool and all but you wont

Even in the bot mm, it's basically impossible

[ivory venture]

not yet and nobody did LMAO 😂 🍻

[glacial raven]

https://tenor.com/view/buzzlight-year-gif-23473774

[haughty night]

So i should sabotage my team mates by pushing them to the enemy and when I'm the last one i should aim at the enemy red spots?

[obtuse light]

Uhoh the 30day spamming session seemingly starting!

[cold walrus]

Well they updated the timer to 20m in blitz discussion

[haughty night]

My 30d session is bad so i ain't showing that

[minor fiber]

No. Just don’t.

[glacial raven]

Please don't

[obtuse light]

😢😢 How unfortunate

[tired anchor]

Wrong reply

[haughty night]

[cold walrus]

Lol

[jade bolt]

Don't worry, i do that for u

[unborn merlin]

I researched panther 2 for mad games

[glacial raven]

Oh no, now he's gonna make it worse.
@unborn merlin Oh yeah jut remembered now, Mad Games is back yay

[vocal hare]

Not bad, gotta up that average damage though

[haughty night]

Pain

[ocean hearth]

Fissue

[obtuse light]

Too many flexers! 😡😡🤬

[haughty night]

Stop being good😡🤬😡

[cold walrus]

Ferdinand 😩

[drowsy zenith]

why tf do I have 2 hours cool down in #general-blitz-discussion

[cold walrus]

Its 20m now

[normal frigate]

Lets see how hard this Mm is gonna hit me on the long run, i suffer just to keep my current WR while raising average damage, and having some fun...

[ocean hearth]

I managed to win 15 games on EU

I think i'm a unicum now🙏

[vocal hare]

Because of you

[drowsy zenith]

what

[obtuse light]

15 games damn that's extremely impressive

[haughty night]

What's going on in the RU server? That server is basically a different game at this point

[drowsy zenith]

anyways, which gun barrel for t28?

[lament viper]

120mm

[tired anchor]

Avg tier 7.66

[vocal hare]

You're mostly playing tier 8 so thats good

[ivory venture]

not the only one

[haughty night]

I only have 44 battles on my alt💀

[vocal hare]

Its an IS-3, even better

[obtuse light]

No way is that a unicum player?? 🤯🤯😱

[haughty night]

Why is it called unicum

[cold walrus]

I aint even have an alt..i cant manage to deal with blitz teams 2x

[vocal hare]

No way, I'm a unicum player? 😱😱

[haughty night]

NO WAY, A WOTB PLAYER?!?

[ocean hearth]

What is WoTB

[normal frigate]

One last look at my 30 days while it is still decent...i will miss you..
Kinda...idc

[haughty night]

War of thunder blitz

[normal frigate]

Don't boop me

It hurts

[tired anchor]

Ig now people have to choose, absolute garbage mm and teammates, or having to spend one year to grind a single tech tree (WT)

Seeing that blitzstars screen made me curious. I’m happy to report I haven’t played blitz this year.

[ocean hearth]

I wanna tell you the news that i'm also glad you never did. (The current situation of Blitz is on catastrophic levels)

[vocal hare]

@acoustic geyser here is our new channel for now

[tired anchor]

I’m legit curious about the MM change. Maybe once the dust settles I’ll check it out.

[acoustic geyser]

why cooldown so long
SD

[haughty night]

Take a seat traveler, this town has seen better days since your departure

[normal frigate]

Well you are definitely have a W with you since you aren't playing to see how hard the crap has hit the fan

[lament viper]

Greener vision:

[haughty night]

400mm of pure napoleonium

[tired anchor]

There were a number of incidents today that led to a temper tantrum by certain players which then led to an increase in slow mode.

[ivory venture]

dont start it again bro , you will dream much better and nice things 😂 👍

[haughty night]

Did i just see that invite

[ocean hearth]

It's those Self-proclaimed "Pro" players that suggested the SBMM is currently whining about it.

[acoustic geyser]

i see
2 hours be a very long time

will this be removed soon hopefully?

[haughty night]

Glad to be on the 60%🗣️🔥💯

[acoustic geyser]

@sacred forge seems to me like too many people were complaining and asking stupid questions about the stream recently
(i can't reply to u in general blitz discussion)

[haughty night]

Don't be special, follow the horde instead🗣️🔥💯

[tired anchor]

I know I’m in the minority here but the removal of ATGM’s was the straw that broke the camel’s back for me. I almost quit after 3.8 but managed to hang on. But losing missiles just killed the fun entirely.

[reef root]

How good is unicum and super uni?

[acoustic geyser]

is this bundle worth buying?

[tired anchor]

I honestly don’t know

[sacred forge]

it was crazy dude

[vocal hare]

WG should bring back ATGM and create mor tanks that launch it, give KPZ 70 ATGM too

[sacred forge]

from a moderator standpoint, no thanks

[ocean hearth]

Keep the missiles exclusive to Sheridan

I'm not having heavies using atgms

[lament viper]

honestly missiles having super high alpha & pen is what made them so busted. If it was the normal 290mm of heat pen + 300 alpha at tier X I doubt anyone would have complained.

[mint hawk]

delay test

[tired anchor]

For me it was the constant push towards heavies being the dominant tank in game. It started in the 3.0’s and progressively got worse. With ATGM’s there was finally a real upset to the meta… and then as quick as it happened it was gone. It just sealed the deal for me that this is how the game was going to be. From there I lost interest quick.

[tired anchor]

I completely agree

[ocean hearth]

Wouldn't it be better if missiles travels quick so controlling is more harder, slowing the atgms is a mistake from my perspective view, it allows the players to control the atgms more freely.

[sacred forge]

on release i'd agree, but by the time they were removed they were made quite weak

[vocal hare]

ATGM here acts like SPG in WoTpc, they keep the dominant HT at bay

[lament viper]

Yeah actual atgms go like 600-800m/s

[sacred forge]

iirc it was update 6.10 that hit the sweetspot on missile balance

[sacred forge]

good luck controlling those, and at that point just have normal heat

[tired anchor]

Personally I would have made a box on the HUD. Then the missile and the target would be required to stay in the same box for the entire flight of the missile. It would greatly reduce the trickshots and would more realistically reflect how the missiles would work IRL. My ideas fell on deaf ears.

[lament viper]

Huh... wdym 6.10 was a disaster...

[sacred forge]

i'm talking strictly about the missiles

[ocean hearth]

So like, locking on the target?

[sacred forge]

it was the third or fourth patch with them

[sacred forge]

no lock on, that's the main complaint from the t49a

[lament viper]

Don't see anything for missiles in 6.10

[ocean hearth]

Definitely🙏

[ivory venture]

Good Night to all , was crazy and fun day in chats 🛌 💤 👋

[sacred forge]

might be 7.10. i just remember it being a x.10 version, but i forgot how long ago it was whenmissiles were in the game

[lament viper]

Can I post some footage of M60a2 ATGM from wtm for demonstration purposes?

[sacred forge]

but as a player i'm fully for missiles

[tired anchor]

No locking on. The player just has to keep the target and the missile in the box at all times. The missile goes where the crosshairs are aimed. If either the missile or the target leave the box the missile goes dumb.

[sacred forge]

they were a great introduction to the game, but the community at the time just wasn't ready for them

[languid canyon]

I’d balance missiles by locking yourself to scope mode when controlling the missile

[sacred forge]

wouldn't that just be a worse heat shell?

[glacial raven]

Idk seems like they forgot how the T49A was much more destructive than what we had during that time

[ocean hearth]

I get the gist of it.

[sacred forge]

i didn't play much around the time the t49a was around, and don't remember anything about that time. i heard the missile type was HE

[tired anchor]

Not really because the size of the target box would still allow some degree arcing the missile onto a target. Just not to the extremes that we were seeing.

T49A was hilarious

[obtuse light]

Missiles were literally never balanced

Even after getting nerfed multiple times....

[glacial raven]

I've seen so many footage of it, and, most of the shots were instant ammoracks

[tired anchor]

Even funnier that it was at tier VII. I remember hitting CrimsonJaeger(RIP) when she was driving a Comet. She was furious with me.

[minor sedge]

It had the same module damage as HE meaning upon impact it had a ridiculous chance to ammorack the T49 also shared a really high tendency and it transferred

[ocean hearth]

And that very same absurd module damage had a 90% of ammoracking every tanks within its tier

[lament viper]

Skeel issues

[gloomy cipher]

Wasn’t the T49A on pc broken? Still being able to hit people behind cover without seeing them when they locked the turret?

[gloomy cipher]

The Amx learned from the how to protect your computer from the leclerc.

[tired anchor]

Yes. Broken in the most hysterical way. Probably the most fun I ever had playing this game.

[languid canyon]

Isn’t that what most people did with missiles, shoot from behind cover

[ocean hearth]

100%

Also take module damage to the consideration you'll get an Intercontinental missiles being played around like a toy.

[minor sedge]

The missile behaved differently and it had no fuel it could curve absurd corners and travel forever

[sacred forge]

ammorack chance at best is 27% chance, unless you hit the 7% guarantee to hit the ammorack with the sniper skill

chance lowering provisions and equipment exist, and adrenaline can boost the chance of module damage by 10%

on almost any tank the module damage is the same on all shell types

[tired anchor]

Shoot it straight up and then auto lock someone and watch it drop down on them like a rod from God 🤣🤣🤣

[sacred forge]

let me look up the t49a module damage

[gloomy cipher]

It also had like 10mm of extra pen

[languid canyon]

Orbital strike

[obtuse light]

Every missile tank Was broken in this game

But yes t49a was the most absolute ridiculous of them all, Auto lock working and having unlimited flight range meant people could just get homing missiles coming from the sky

[gloomy cipher]

Aim-54 style 😏

[sacred forge]

the deathstar for example has 244 module alpha on all shells

[languid canyon]

Reasons why nobody (except the users) like arty

[gloomy cipher]

Once they nerf the atms before removing them from regular battles it wasn’t broken

[tired anchor]

JDAM style 🤣

[sacred forge]

ok what the heck is 500 module damage doing there?

[languid canyon]

Lol

[sacred forge]

no that's actually dumb

[ocean hearth]

You can just camp in the corner of the map and literally smitten a random victim from the skies.

[tired anchor]

They were balanced at the end but it was too late.

[sacred forge]

no wonder people tend to get ammoracked frequently

[gloomy cipher]

When the t49 had that I got 4 ammo racks in one game

[obtuse light]

Yes it was.

It literally still made playing on certain completely unplayable unless you were also in a sheridan yourself

The game was quite insufferable in all honesty.

[sacred forge]

anything module wise this shell hit, would immediately be destroyed

[ocean hearth]

That's my experience as a T49a user:

[lament viper]

Honestly ammoracking isn't as bad as having your gun, loader, and gunner being knocked out, crippling you.

[gloomy cipher]

I think of it as an area denyal weapon. Much like an unspotted TD that keeps players out of a certain area

[sacred forge]

even 203 on the heat is crazy for tier VII

[gloomy cipher]

That’s a kill in snail feeder

[obtuse light]

Those unspotted tds however can't go to basically the front line and put shots on you in positions where you can't hit them back

Quite the difference in all honesty

[lament viper]

we don't need the already small maps to become effectively smaller.

[minor sedge]

T49A also didn’t need to wait for the missile to destroy to reload iirc too

[ocean hearth]

It's the same as living without the ability to move your own body

[lament viper]

Exactly, at that point just kill me.

[tired anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/gbu28-bomb-airstrike-bunker-buster-gif-21688362

[tired anchor]

Just a Big boom

[ocean hearth]

That's correct.

After your missile hits the target just a couple few seconds and you'll already have another one.

[tired anchor]

1 hour for stream👀

[sacred forge]

i genuinely hope it was a bug that never got fixed, otherwise i don't see how anyone could think that 500 module damage shells are okay, at any tier

[obtuse light]

Just watch like a middle Burg game before sheridans missiles were removed and you will see how moronic it was, especially when there were multiple of them

[ocean hearth]

Thr castilla match i had on T92E1 (w/ missiles) was wild, i literally hit 2 enemies over the building

[obtuse light]

T92 with missiles 💀💀💀💀

Insane armour profile, 340mm pen on the missiles as well as much better standard pen and gun dep

That tank was obnoxious

[sacred forge]

su has 250? no way

[glacial raven]

Ok maybe I should play a few games and see how it goes

[harsh panther]

Bunker buster bomb, it's made from large calibre howitzer barrel

[sacred forge]

just checked it's the same 203 damage

[harsh panther]

I thought it was penetration
My bad

[sacred forge]

no, module damage

[ocean hearth]

Anyways enough of missiles

When Ducks are going to come back?

[minor sedge]

Sheri and T92 had the same values iirc except the pen on standard

[acoustic raven]

@harsh panther Move to here

[ocean hearth]

They never had any significant difference when it comes to the gun.

[tardy warren]

and when mark 1 would come back?

[acoustic raven]

Carrying teammate become so much frequent now but the good thing the enemy is an absolute dum dum

[ocean hearth]

Living as a 49% player is a paradise now

[gloomy cipher]

That I will agree with.

[ocean hearth]

Buy that kpz for 5k gold

3m for 5k, best deal

No, grind it

[tired anchor]

@tired anchor I’m not going to ask again

[gaunt shadow]

Is there any point to playing regular instead of ratings now

[tired anchor]

Did you read the warning? That is your explanation

Change it.

[ocean hearth]

Once i'm done with the quest

I'm taking a break from this game

I just need 10 more

[graceful plinth]

try 35

[ocean hearth]

Nah i'm good

Plus, it's on my EU account, the ping is quite unbearable.

[haughty night]

Almost back to 54%❤️

[gaunt shadow]

Man I wish modern Warfront entered testing

[jade bolt]

That's it, i will down my WR

[haughty night]

WOTB but with MBT

[lament viper]

"Boy, you look mighty fine in them there jeans"

[jade bolt]

there are only advantages now