#blitz-memes
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WG to the idea of modern tanks
Update: I did a crappy job erasing the background of that tank
SCP-3008. love that game
Illuminati music plays
(Intense sweating )
š³ š³
Technically the truth tho
second before disaster
Bounces off gun
-be me
-want to get win
-play tier 10
-choose maus
-round starts
-entire team goes opposite direction of me
-get ammoracked by Fv 183
-cry myself to sleep
as a player of tier 7 lights, this happens every game
im a td guy myself
-want to get win
-play tier X
-choose Leopard 1
-get ammoracked by Vickers Light
-crys in german
The CAT 100 is out there to ammorack the maus
Maus x cat = caus
to infinity and beyond š
this is T49 after shooting a SP I C using HE and did 1000 damage
mod is the guy under me supposed to be warn
š š®šš 2.0#7181 has been warned.
Hhttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/502018843338604544/810063368949202954/Is4_3d.gif
bruh waht this man really just copied and pasted the link
Whats so funny about a bad graphic rotating IS-4 or IS-7 anyway? Its laggy and has the same immage quality as a Game Boy Color
Hehe
when ur ht teamate stops camping ...
What happen to the 31%?
oh we donāt talk about them
They become the burdens in your team
It's a is4 becuase the frontal armor
this hath been stolen from a cat-obsessed boi on the Blitz forum.
Treachery!
Itās an IS-4 and IS-3
How? Ap from T57 heavy didn t pen, that lateral armor is better than maus =]]]
spaced armor all around the sheri cant get penned with HE
@sharp shadow you hit an area where thereās only spaced armor, the hitbox doesnāt extend that far
Theres 1 impostor among us
judging the shel, its a HE shot by a SU/ISU 152
KV-2 be like HESH HESH SPARTA
hmmm, what if WG added a tier 9 TD, it's called ISU-203
this is when your smasher and annihilator yolo in a match
"Nothing unusual here, please move along."
Aaand the 7 ghostshell vid is gone
Stuart Sunday? What's that?
the gunner bought the farm, im so happy for them
lmao
lol
What everyone else sees when you try to camp from the river on Castilla
eventually it would be a pudel in a puddle
Asia server š„
Tiny bit of salt Soo U don't ruin the server (someone unscrewed the top)
Git gud lmao my 6 hours just disappear bc of people like u š
I got ammo racked by a t49
good
I want it
Server meme
It's a Video so u could, in the meantime have som bread and coffee
No, not that thing... Please no
playing world of tanks blitz with world of tanks pc sounds
Playing world of tanks blitz with warthunder sounds
ASMR sound mods
Interesting...
Allow us to do further research
Reposting my old valentine's card
I'll plat with my valentine Mk. IX
Playing wotb with normal sounds but the game is modded so It looks like a entirely different game
Lol reminds me a jgpz was freaking out bc he decided to get in front of me while i was aiming at some other guy and got destroyed
when WG gave the best hope for the player but matchmaking said NO
Is it me or is the match making pretty bad
Itās never just you when it comes to MM
Me: dealing twice the damage of the 2nd guy in my team
MM: valiant effort is the best I can do
Ive had battles where ill do over twice as much damage as the rest of my team combined
istg sp i c is made out of paper
*laughs in much-thinner Ru 251
*laughs in alecto, which is so thin even vk 16.02 leo can HE (it has the WORST he pen in all the game, i think)
edit: i stand corrected, its the covenanter, w 12mm HE pen, which is still enough to HE the alecto
@sharp shadow but UE 37 isn't seen that much nowadays, and anyway alecto stands in the way of the british AT series and is literal trash, whereas UE 57 won't face tht many HE-spitting enemies as much as alecto will
Lmao I got a kpf and E75 ts from 3 crates
please keep the chatter down, more memes pls
But my memes keep disappearing
That isn't a T-34. Thats a stock ST-1.
ļæ¼
POV: you're in the enemy team before hitting battle button
ST-1 OP???
bruh
I know it's a repost, I'm just throwing it here because valentine's day
Eternal mood. Tier 10 Derp TDs like the 183 and the Jageroo often take a long time to get a clear shot, but they can do plenty of damage if it penetrates
Wow! That is relatable!
For posting a video it's only a matter of time before the mods drop in and take it out
So have some tea and cake while we wait
Rip for video
Totally same! When i needed to win the most during Christmas, i got only defeats no matter how far i took my team. After the event i was getting wins fairly frequently. And now again....
Weak spots= DEATH (6hrs)
Warning logged for Wiktor š¤#1131. I couldn't DM them.
officialkiryukaz#6072 has been warned.
@gusty girder no videos
Everybody gangsta till WG doesn't put a new premium in crates
not my originl meme, i googled "tank memes" on google and found this
the 140 is more op
Nah, Leichtraktor is way more op
WG deleted the old tier 1s to save the game from the Leichtraktor
Pfft
Nah, Sturmpanzerwagen is more OP
@cosmic thistle no videos for memes
mod moment
mod moment
Try not to cringe
R.i.p 6 hours for nothing
@novel tartan try to not cringe
@sharp shadow some people just cannot live with it
That is actually effective tf you talking about @versed crown itās better than the yeet because it reloads 3 shots to the yeets 1 shot and has better accuracy and among speed
me
But itās not the yeet
See some one gets it
The one instant where the yeet connects from afar in a game with a tier 4 failtoon makes it extra-satisfying to send that M7 to the gulag from the other side of Fort Despair in one BLYAT shot
Me:1v1 a med
The med:ooh a building to cuck him, around
Your team:dead
The enemy team:you're dead
Sorry but the cuadratic tank dont see blitz content in that meme, but is funny.
ć ¤
Bobux
Then 18 seconds later process repeats
k
smasher players when they see an e25
that is the I S 4 that picture is of the IS 4 when the game came out
Nobody:
Me:
Stock ST-I = IS-4 lol
What happen if the Annihilator gun and Smasher was swapped?
@ashen thicket its gonna end up as their normal counterparts
R3 T20#9192 has been warned.
the crew while in battle:
https://tenor.com/view/party-bus-six-flags-party-people-gif-4816126
lol
e i just reposted that yesterday
ah yes the german light tank line, where the gun is legit a musket
Irl
Laughs in E25 and Hetzer
i managed to circle an E25 with my LTTB once confused screaming
ā¬ļø
Real š”
Fake š¤Æ
It's just an E100 with it's turret further back
the raycon everyday German E25s
true
true
Fighting a single E 25 be likeļæ¼
oof
Wargaming yesterday
I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who know World of Warplanes exists...
I'm waiting for an android version for years now
Dude... that shit is more dead than my grandma
After so much grinding I can make this meme
forgets kv-1s and kv-13
Itās because those arenāt single # kvs like kv1 and kv2 and kv3 and kv4 and kv5
Did you know humans need to breath?
yo @fierce inlet
Did U know 100% of humans die cuz of breathing
C h o n k b r a i n
Fun Fact
The turret armor has less armor than the hull armor
Now do it with the IS tanks
Anni will rule tier 7 with that armor and speed Oh YES
When you go a different direction once you go unspotted to trick the enemy
RNGsus is just an excuse for being a nub, they said. Git gud lmao, Sun Tzu said.
More like they die from not breathing
She call me Mr. Boombastic, telly-fantastic,
Touch me on me back, she say I'm Mr. Ro... mantic
Call me fantastic,
Touch me on me back she say I'm ro...
Smooth... just like a silk.
Soft and cuddly, hug me up like a quilt.
I'm a lyrical lover, no take me for no filth.
With my sexual physique, yah know me well built.
Oh me, oh my, well well, can't you tell?
I'm just like a turtle crawling out of my shell.
Gal, you captivate my body, put me under a spell.
With your cus cus perfume I love your sweet smell.
You are the only young girl who can ring my bell.
And I can take rejection, so you tell me go to hell.
What if...
discord light mode is superior, deal with it
mmm yus, the unpopular opinion
Ireland is here, but they loose against Franceš
meanwhile at wargaming HQ...
I kinda agree with hating Ke-Ni Otsu back on shop and easier ways to get gold
- Only seal clubbers will get it after all, and it's even more OP than Anni
- Too easy gold = inflation = more expensive prices or more premium tanks spam (mostly if they're op)
but this meme is incredibly realistic after all, that's why it's funny
Yes PLEASE NERF annihilator... I am so done fighting those stupid things... it's such a pain in the derriere
Basic everyone in October after seeing the Annihilator
Gellert#1872 was banned
Van Gozo#2854 has been warned.
So you think ruining only 1 tier with overpowered premiums is too little?
just luck lmao
i think thats common especially with a light like leo (idk i dont play tds that much)
Yea no, has a td, shooting a light tank that knows where you are is like playing russian roullette, you miss, ye die. But then again, that's depending on the circumstances.
bruh
- Video
- Bad stuff
you deserve a ban (yep 6 hrs i just noticed)
do you actually want to get banned. (6hrs damn)
mimis#2459 was banned
6hr
haha six hours!!1111!1!!1one111
so funny and original!!!
please just stop it's already dead my guy
Rip 6 hours
Rip 6 hours
Fysiks.
Our allies after 3 minutes be like ^
If they made smasher and annihilator available once and then never sold them again there would be no purpose in nerfing them
agree with u@tranquil kestrel
Looks like u have never seen someone with 50k battles and 30% wr š
I mean if the smasher has 3 152mm while the Annihilator only has one barreled gun, what would happen?
OH
rip that allied e 100
rip my 6 hours
@vapid garnet This is the reality of that scene (go watch Ranzar's video "Best HT" on youtube, which is where this is from)
Seen it (6hrs just to say that)
6 horas
š¤£
f l o a t
Kv-2 122mm..
this is you getting ammoracked by a t49
FV-183 in uprising with inferno be like
bruh that looks like the scene in enders game where they fire the particle cannon onto the enemy world
And this is the 183ās Inferno round as observed at Ground Zero
and fv183 when reloading...
I think I significantly damaged the Grille 15's gun.
and dont forget autoloaders
Bulldogs fires one shot
LITERALLY 2SECONDS LATER:
Fun fact: u can see shell damage on your gun
Language
Amx 13 75: Hippity hoppity tiger 2 pushed me out of this property
But still though, language
that but youre in AMX ELC Bis and KV-1 pushes you
Warning logged for Your local trap#4458. I couldn't DM them.
Made it this morningš
Litterally any team after loosing:
Dziobic#4450 has been warned.
hmmm
true
False. They pray to Stalin so he won't guide those derp bois
fv 183 be like :- lmao noobs (plus R.I.P 6 hrs)
And then the KV-2 and the 152s pray to the 183
Laughs in spaced armor
cries in poor depression
don't make me create tiger III
cries in bad gun dispersion
laughs in Stalin-guided shell
shells with stalinium
Aināt facing that guy
laughs in being able to be one shot in mad games with ap
Ah yes the kvvvvvvvv 2 (6hrs)
XD
Wait did they bring back the 6 hour slowmode
Aw they did
Yesterday it was only 15 minutes
holy cow
the annihilator has pretty much desensitized me to the smasher, smasher any day any time
WoTB: You'll discover an enormous and action-packed world of tanksāhistorically accurate World War II vehicles from the USSR, Germany, France, Japan, Great Britain, China, the USA, and many other countries.
Also WoTB:
Heh ironic
Or the E25 roach platoon weaseling up against them to cause eternal torment and anguish
Only time I will accept the e-25 is tormenting smashers
or you hit him with your su-152 back and give him more dmg š
SU-152 is under appreciated compared to smasher.
thinking :š¤ E-25 AND SMASHER ARE OP TANKS
E-25 isn't op, unless if you facehug a Smasher
Don't
Edit: the meme above was deleted for some reason...
That alot of dont
I was wait 36minute
Nice
R3 T20#9192 was banned
Best joke about the blitz? MM Nowadays
When you bring the 183 to Burning Games just to shoot HESH at your teammates
There is "Hell" in hello
"Lie" in believe
"if" in life
"over" in lover
but there is no "end" in WG's BS crate system with OP tanks
What did they post?
Laughs in unnatainibility
Well, all things considered...War Thunder will be a lot better off now.
not really, its somewhat ādyingā
Old lockbox meme
Lmaoo
Eeeyyy, underrated german heavy gang
New tanks = tanks p2w or that are a variation of an existing tank in the game
very nice models you got there
Wait.... is that Invisble vehicle cheat from GTA SA?š
- Sad French noises *
Don't know if this was posted before
The easy task i ever have in level 4 daily mission
just a typo, they meant ww3
I just got ammo racked in a maus
you just blocked half yo team now with that wack turret and hull
oh, sorry, then that must be correct
It would have been better if you used the Panther with pink "Unexpected" camo
Rip 6 hours
That would be a real camo actually pink camo in deserts make sense there was a story of a crashed ww2 Bomber getting found by some soldiers in the desert after many years if you get a satellite image of something pink in a dessert you would not see nothing
Makes sense š¤
Ik it's a vid, but that is some damn good ATGM guiding
Me and my boys when we win a ez battle
i was just watching the sheridan video. RIP
what power feels like:
no videos @molten mason
light tanks screaming
Well U ain't wrong about that xD
Horror...
The only thing scarier is looking over the hill only to hear the scuttling of E25 mains
Not gonna lie Annihilator is basicly E25 big brother Because the colour pallet is almost the same as E25 "#1"
SU-152 better than ISU
Change my mind
What i think Annihilator actually is
This is how germany won vietnam idk I only play wows
Straight Fats#5172 has been warned.
Pls something good
I think I've worst than your 24k battles and 41% wr guy who need help... This guy is a meme..
Can't beat this one yet, he is already reached 30% wr in 50k battles, he might reaches 25% by now if he has 100k battles @grand pebble
The two ways to play the SU series:
But only 1 correct way
I can literally count all the pixels in the first picture.
Bonjour
then count it
Stolen
The t54 ltwt. Can beat the t49
Shh
That video disappeared faster than a amx 50 100 out in the open
Lol
When you find that perfect spot only to see a large red spot by your position on the minimap
you mean when you find that perfect spot but 7 red dots instantly appear behind you
WG presents the new flying AMX ELC BIS and the hovering KV-3.
Deep š š¤
b
ā
gabe.
Of all things to spend your six hours on, it is this?
viperyeameen#2932 was muted
Lol
Fax.
@sharp shadow at least 4
why isnt everyone aiming for the rear?
Hmmmmmm
My version of it (not repost it happened to me)besides map is different
its not mm, its your internet
imagine
"Hacked for now" lmao
his attempt on it is just too funny
this person reeks of
"hello this is microsoft you have virus on computer"
from india
I stole the original pic and edited it since the owner of the pic was lazy to edit :P
WHY IS LTTB RUNNING?
What i think Defender Mark 1 actually is
That explains a LOT
Haha...i want this tank!!!
The invader be like
Damn suits it well
Cybertonk 2077
soviet anthem starts playing
German or Japanese
-Italian
Look at ping then you will understand š
heās just trying to transform into megazord
Add tog 1
pls frecking explain for wat the heck is this kind of player ?
/give emoji
Impossible
Alright for those who don't know
He played and won all 12 of his normal battles, then played the rest of them in ratings, which do not affect stats
nah heās just good
CAPITAIN TANK OF FIRE#0063 has been warned.
DragonBeast321#9361 has been warned.
Get got
No, only 4 master, it s suspicious
He stole it
š¤”š¤”š¤”
This is a meme of its own
šš
Absence of balance is the most balanced way.
No hate to WG btw. Games doing great and I've been having fun recently... No hurt pls.
Paavex6#3505 has been warned.
Joachim: Hans you see Ze House right there?, It seems to be moving
Hans: Ja
The House:
Lol
š
@sharp shadow videos aren't allowed here
@grizzled parcel no videos
sounds about right
Since when was the e3 broken?
Since noobs can't COD...
Yeah I hate it when noobs can't play call of duty
Smh
Same
š š¤
Getting that High tier MM and playing aggressively in a nutshell
T11E3 is no broken
how it feels to play T49 with the 152mm:
ah yes, that tiny smidge of a pennable location makes the entire thing balanced. im starting to think that the T110E3s hatch is the only reason T110E5 and IS-4 still have their ridiculous amounts of HEAT pen
PHISIKS
YYYEEESSS
dont care if its a video, good meme ngl
When Gravity Mode is back
the alternate universe of HESH
2077 thereās now a smol army base on top
I donāt get what Iām looking at
me either
lol
wg needs to update their channel
You forgot the Death Barn
Petition for wg to start nerfing Prems aswell
yes^^
This messaged is approved by (insert word)
Thats alot of losses
6 hrs a lot
If you guys remember, I was the one who got the progetto from the autumn lockboxes, 2nd box as well
Edit: @ocean zinc as you can see, finances are not my strong suit
you also just got baited into spending $50 when you could've gotten away with spending $5
bruh theyre straight abusing lootboxes now i swear
one day Annihilator was created, it has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move by WG
Bad move in regards to Balance, excellent choice in terms of profit
it is what it is
š
Recreation but different tank ;)
yes, but actually no
CYBERTANK 2077
Ahh yes math
Infinity does not have an end nor a beginning so that statement makes no sense.
Credits to @agile flint for helping to make this meme
like 70% of them didnāt understand it.
Think youāre a grille and they He shells.
Bad meme anyway :/
Me and the bois in WOT
Which one is the death barn may I ask.
Why did U buy the T2020
Impact and potential shrapnel
Video... So goodbye
@tired cloak no videos
@cosmic thistle this is the best meme I have ever seen
Up until now everything was copy paste š š
its a WoT PC meme so by nature, it has to be a repost
bro please I got 2 progettos
everytime i try to enjoy my SP I C, i always bump into enemy LTTB with similar skill level
and from TDs perspective it looks like 2 kids fighting
@modern grail FV4005
It has a superstructure so large a person can walk inside it. Also you forgot the 188 tonnes Maus and the stock ARL 44
Also 4005 on pc has the same gun as the 183, not the autoloader on blitz
No Comment Needed
Brrrrrruuuuhhhhhhh
The smasher is the danger
RHM's had enough
If only they added the "iron rain" to blitz..... Imagine RHM but with an autoloader with 3 shots but a 45 second reload and each she'll doing about 300-500 damage
Imagine the rhm having that much armor
Imagine rhm
Imagine imagining
Or just bring iron rain camo
imagine
Sure
iām not saying itās not but ,Iām just saying that smasher and vindicator are somewhatļæ¼ equally dangerous.
just a thought
Equally probably not, dangerous yes, rare yes
wot pc realism
Crom B moment
Its a good tank,just only need to buff the turet,im a collector player
Fysiks.
How about wg adds the wt auf e100 to blitz
Ah yes, the early pre-mass production tiger I with wading equipment because bridges couldn't support it. During mass production, it was removed so production could be simpler. Another change was the addition of Zimmerit paste to repel anti-tank magnetic mines.
pls no. it caused so much trouble in WoT they permanently removed it for everyone.
As you can see, I wrote my name wrong and I can't change it
I hate you Terminator
Why havenāt they removed this?
cromwell are good in combat
The greatest April Fools gag that Wargaming could possibly pull on the player base second only to adding SPGs. But for real, Iām sure years off the servers could give them plenty of time to rebalance the WaffentrƤger Auf E 100
the Vindicator is a TD version of the Smasher
5.5
gabe1971#1971 has been warned.
KV-2 ---> FV4005
Meme template
Btw props to @bold yarrow for giving me a free meme template
Wte100 would perform horribly in wotb, it has to hide 60 secs for clip loading in a tier where lights go like Formula cars. And if enemy have Sheridan...
And yes F my 6 hours
Can't see
@sharp shadow you couldn't find that one with a lower resolution?
What Wargaming was doing when they made this......
Emil 215B 183
That do be accurate doe
Also btw guys that tank is sitting on a e1oo hull and it has a 15 PAC autoloading gun the same as the upgraded e100 gun I believe so ye op right?
upcoming premium š
Swance wheeze
Gun depression looks horrible š
seems about right
when u have a damaged engine:
just circle him
everytime a heavy tank gets lost in a battlefield
their rear goes boom
random guy: i really need to change my engine oil
the us military: DID SOMEONE SAY OIL?
Now take the WTF E 100 and mount a 183 millimeter gun on that
Edit: @vernal ledge Maus armor AND RU 251 speed? That would truly make it the WTF E 100 everyone thinks of. Mostly the WTF part. And then you place it in Gravity Force š
Give it Maus armour and RU 251 speed
The VK 45.02 B is not amused with your shenanigans.
Damn š³ š„µ š„¶
I am going to commit stock 50% crew T28 prot with stock engine uwu
I'm already commiting stock 50% e75
I committed stock T28 for the E3 UwU
Commit fully stock 50%crew conqueror
or T95
My IGN is greasyRammer and I platoon with a guy named Driftingtoaster, we play the Ram II and the Pz Sfl IVC, respectively
commit stock T49 with 50% crew
bmp
ironically, the germans were the only ones to use magnetic grenades on any remotely significant scale
Yeah
i mean not much of a meme just a reference
did i hear oil?
rushing to vodka springs
Well it's a premium not a collector tank
Itās also a tier 10 not a tier 8
not a joke at all; 7500 gold can buy much more than 1mil creds
Hi, fellow noob here. How do you get "double credit victory rewards"?
Thank you kindly, BadTanker
2x credit multipliers on the tanks birthday or use credit boosters
pĒsnÉuoÉ#0967 has been warned.
Meanwhile in WOT:
MS-10 go brrrrrrrrrt
You have to open crates to recieve boosters. You can combine these boosters to get better rewards, then you just tap on them to equip them
So where freden
tfw you get called camper when in reality you were at the front of a flank but retreated because things started to go downhill
Yep
tfw I get called camper for staying in a spot for 30 seconds
Camper
Jagdmaus
I think that tank would be underperforming in blitz.
Long reload, small maps, easy to spot, thin turret armor, etc.
Even though it would have a shorter reload than 50 seconds, maybe around 35-40 seconds, I think it would be lucky to just get two magazines off.
I see no difference
(6hrs)
delete that
i needed to save it first
ARandomBullet54#8337 was banned
havenāt seen that in a while
what save
Professionals have standards
Bruh delete that
Rip 6 hours
Have a nice day
But it would have like the best gun in the game
@rain kayak aye the ragnarok guy posted a vid that crashes discord for PC users fyi
RagnarokStravius#9501 was banned
finally
nice screenshot you got there mate, now time to move to #screenshots
rip my 6 hours
oh no onslaugh incoming
kartik(_the__E_X_E_C_U_T_O_R__)#3941 was muted
Probably posted videos or non blitz related memes -.-
me: imma post a meme
blitz server moderators: git warned lmao
btw my friend @mossy tartan made this meme too but it got deleted
I have a bad feeling about this
Thatās a such a repost. Itās been reposted too much now
Nice name
ikr
80% of how the blitz playerbase thinks
I mean I blame the team but relatable
Ew, who does play tier 3 or 4 only because sealclubbin' goes boom?
PatMeOnii-Chan!#6305 has been warned.
@sharp shadow no videos as memes, images only
@tacit mural do thou want Bread and Coffee?
Theres som hot leaf water instead
No, coffee is gross, I don't want to wake up in the morning and swallow a bitter liquid
Who wants leaf water? Also gross, I just drink water in the morning
It actually comes from berries, Coffee Beans aren't beans at all
tea
@tacit mural I drink Coke just after waking up
then take morning dump
What did he post?
Yeah, coffee is just bean water
i know that there are alot of memes regarding this, but i had a go at it myself too.
If I don't win there is something wrong whit my team lol
When your tank catches fire and you already used your all-purpose restoration kit and your automatic fire extinguisher
Which tank?
Okay thanks for telling me
[insert clichƩ meme format making fun of the amount of defenders on one team]
Defenders go brrrrrr
MaTcHmAkInG Is FiNe As It Is, JuSt Be A bEtTeR PlAyEr AnD CaRrY HaRdEr
my su-152 is not amused
Crop pls
e'ruoy welcome**
hhank yiu, @Nickthe1million#4642
ouyāre*
UryeoPanzerkampfwagen VI Ausführung H're*
That name is really hot š„µ
Heavy ? Where are you ?
PanAddict#8209 has been warned.
Cursed amount of battles
i agree lol
#RespectAllTheOGs
Medium I was amazing
@bleak dust all those battles and not one M lmao
Medium III was epic.
#ReverseThe5.5Update
Imo wg did a dumb move removing half the tanks sure it was hard to get to higher teirs but so what we mostly wanted to play low teir anyways and now look at high teirs noone wants to play teir 7 and 8 and at this point just make the game only playable by having Facebook or a wotb acc that'll really show them
But itās money
Need to make tanks available to the public
yroāue*
@modern grail yrOāUE
yur
https://tenor.com/view/rick-no-the-walking-dead-gif-10486561
gif doesnt wanna go in the right order but oh well
nice
good job
Nice but not funny
Majority of the time those people who are like 40%er cant do shit or something like that have like a 30% or less winrate, and its just laughable because they have no one to blame besides themselves, usually from what ive seen they hardly contribute at all to the match, like maybe doing 200 dmg. Also they are most likely wallet warriors who have no experience because they bought their way up, also good job clutching that, wonder what that guys face looked like after you pulled that off.
yeah basically, shorten* up to buys premium but dosent know squat about the basics
Sometimes I canāt do more than 200 damage even though I am a main player sometimes. I havenāt bought anything either...just played to have a good time
Iām a F2P and only got 2 premiums from the Yuletide Express with a 47% WR, but I still know how to do the big carry if things go my way. People just tend to tunnel me more than I want before I do any significant damage (which especially doesnāt help at tier 10 when my only tier 10 is the 183)
Top 10 Anime Battles
If you think that's bad, you should look at stock MƤuschen
Un-casually casually flexes VR
Well I can say I'm a 40%er, and the reason I am is because I keep getting put with crap teams that like to wander off and do their own thing and not stick together, I have an average dmg of 1007 and I'm usually the only one doing all the work, I keep getting put with nubs that charge in and die or just camp
@lyric drum
is that the tog with a BIG MASSIVE WANG?
and yes this is an american T34 heavy tank
Accepted. And why is that I can't post messages or anything for 6 Hours?!
Cuz slowmode
Rip 6 hours
cuz youāre not a mod
lol big wang gang
that already happened to me to many times now lol š
That is a T29 so you are wrong too.
Watching this video before it gets turned into dust
(Because videos are apparantly no longer allowed here)
How does that even happen lol
Click on it,its acctually a gif
smasher beats annihilator
Confirmed
Thanks to @tough crane for helping me make this
Cursed Ho-ri
That's a Jagdtiger (128mm)
Nope, your eyes deceive you. Its a Ho-Ri
It's a ISU-152
it's a Jagdtiger. you can make out by the tracks attached to its sides
really? I thought it was a Panzer Selbstfahrlafette I für 7,62-cm-PaK 36(r) auf Fahrgestell Panzerkampfwagen II Ausf. D1 und D2" ? (Marder II SdKfz 132) "Sturmgeschütz neuer Art mit 7,5-cm-PaK L/48 auf Fahrgestell Panzerkampfwagen IV" (Jagdpanzer IV SdKfz 162) "Selbstfahrlafette für 15 cm schwere Panzerhaubitze 18/1 auf Geschützwagen III/IV (Sf) (Hummel Sd Kfz 165)!
It's obviously a Conway
Na it's a pz 2 clearly as you can see by its 80 cm gun
JagdHoRi
dude isn't that the jagd e100
Leichttraktor
what the heck i changed to light mode just to see it
Warning logged for Manusia-Pedalaman-Sesat#3183. I couldn't DM them.
Me:sees kv2 on my team
My brain: USSR Anthem Plays
HEAT: exists
Tracks: mmm, this is some serious gourmet sh*t right here
Me: Omg Emil is so op i want it!!! Me when i lose every battle with Emil: š„² How it works? God help me!
Idk, i decided to put my wallpaper as a meme template ššššæšš»
look guys no slow mode
a
Lier
Warning logged for twig#1558. I couldn't DM them.
Betrayel
Obj268: armor what armor all I see is butter
Here I come
H
Meanwhile in WOT
How did he got upside down? š
better physics engine
As far as I'm concerned he's still got the same mobility as when he's right side up.
Same armor from that position too
Probably more gun elevation than depression so that's going for him
AND STYLE POINTS
TOGGERS
I can confirm that xd
Goddamnit wotb discord server make this a wmoji
the Russians may have 85mm
but I got my 7 pdr cannon
American 76mm speaks up
ah se mamo
yay slowmodes over Actually they were all one shot. The good concealment let me kill the AT without getting spotted and kill the E75 TS though got dpotted that time. Then killed the Tiger cause he couldnt depress over a hill as he went over it. The EXP player was good, I low rolled then had to shoot HE.
Just good concealment and reload
it's just a game man...
Funny meme but war thunder
(Tiger h1 moment)
its not a jagtiger bot its it Object 268. You can distinguish the two by the flat design of its upper plate and turret
Wrong, is a PanzerjƤger II
First they butcher German songs, now they steal German tanks? Cmon Japan, at least everyone else has the courtesy to translate your anime while you massacre our songs by adding vowels at the end, smh.
French politicians in medieval times:
Did you just copied from Pantoufeee's channel? Or are you the one who posted this meme to him?
This meme aināt new lol
ā¦ šš¢š©š¢š«#5996 was banned
atleast it can bounce.
This is a memes channel, so why can't I post any memes here
Was it a blitz meme
Because no fun allowed
Also the mods are too fast
teammates blocks the shot and steals the kill
I was close to get 7 kills but stupid black Prince
Can i say a communism joke about our kill?
The answer is right below
Just obj 704 things
Laughs in Stug III
Das ist mein disco Panzer
(Hardbass song)
Haha fv183 hesh he go brrr
phlydaily wants to know your location
Czech Tanks got drip
no one:
JagdpanzerE100:
heavy is meant to be the shield of every column
guess what
What
The heavy players we usually get camp?
Obj. 4202E1
Mate just delete the vid before mods do, they just don't like it
When you land an impossible shot:
@crimson pawn
Terapist: the historically correct JagdPanzer E100 does not exist, he cant hurt u
Historically correct JagdPanzer E100:
Looks like the Badger and the E100 had a baby
so its a jagdpanther but better?
Nah itās just a ho-ri type 1, except it actually works
You just touched a smooth cannon-bro
Portable maus
fixed your meme
pew pew what is that 6 hours of slowmode lol
what if WG decided to make T10 Annihilator with 120mm autocannon
I'm sorry kommandant but the sound of my Maybach engine alert the tommies
clock#2079 has been warned.
Fizyk
Meme template?
I am gonna waste my 6 hours, just to say hi
T34, T-34, T-34-85, Type T-34, T-34-1, T-34-2, T-34-3
All these tanks have T34 In your names
golly gee, what a strange coincidence
T-34, T-34-85, T34, T-34-3 and I have no idea what the last are called also hi (:
I did it too... Now i regret that... I have more battles on kv-2 and su-152 than any other tank š«
Even a one line
i
I wonder what happened to the photographer that took a photo of a Tiger 1 with its barrel staring him down
The camera was so scared that picture was wobbly
delete this and replace the text with "die spy"
TONK
Hi, and see you 6 hours later
No ur gonna get warned š©
@pale token no videos please
he was not happy
AdomÄlis <3#4701 has been warned.
Panther M/10 Wolverine.
Tier 6 British Medium tank
ps: was in a hurry, didn't have enough time to properly crop-in the tracks
@candid fiber no videos
I am gonna waste my 6 hours, just to say hi
Hi!
The only thing that I noticed about the chad face is that itās based of the country āChadāās border
@sharp shadow that's wot pc not blitz
I donāt see a problem
Ima yeet my six hours to say bruh
Bruh
bruh
next
Our kill.
slimaster07#1249 has been warned.
the memers are correct
meme belongs to supremecommand
You guys really need to read the pinned messages š¤¦āāļø
Why people say waste 6 hour for send something?
Idk
Lol 6 hours is nothing
Whats a 6?
beans
The Highest Alpha Vs the Lowest
Edit: for those of you who keep saying I'm flexing your wrong. The Oculus quest 2 starts at 300 and that's my model
It's much cheaper than most the devices your using right now whether its apple Samsung windows and maybe an maybe even android
Whereās the funny
I have suggestions for a new premium tank, I present to you the Bob Semple tank, Australian cousin of Tog II ( new meme tank in blitz )
new tier 1 prem
oh no 6 hours
Ultimate funny
That Caernarvonās looking kinda sus, not gonna lie
rip my 6 hours
looks like someone's using mods
hi
amogus
when you get a first class mastery after a battle:
It should be me when i got ace in grille 15 with 5,4K dmg and 3 kills but i didn't got ace with 5,8K dmg and 4 kills
Me watching the clock while waiting for update 7.7 to come
" God is that a light from heaven? "
No
But it will send you to heaven
Or hell depending what did u do
is 7.7 on ios? canāt seem to find it
how are you in already?
Me: just wait for the STRV 103B
he updated the game bruh
Bruh
Made in queue, for now 13 minutes
Update:19 minutes
Czechoslovakian line: Released
Derp tanks:
Looks preety similar
welp, that's going to removed...
i don't get how that communist thing is even remotely funny in any context, like where's the joke?
communism isnt good kids! (seriously.)
Guys, let's not get political because of a meme
Pain
What if you wanted to play, but wg said :
(Record to beat, 23min) Edit: 30min Edit: 46min
This is legendary now time for 1 h bru mods whats wrong with that he literally one upped that dude and you warn him
What if it reaches 99:99
Oh no that post got deleted by Mod (you know what it means)
East Germany#0001 has been warned.
i cant do this uptade
Hey guys i am back from 3 days chat ban āļøš³
Hanzerkampfwagen#9484 was banned
The same team, the skill is here for the win
holy cow
theef from #off-topic-discussion
Amongus
When you goes into a corner and you see a 183 aiming at you
Me when another line comes out when I just finished a new line and powercreeps the tank I grinded and gives me another line to grind
Heh so funny yet weird
that tank is so sexy
(I'm sorry)
ĆwĆ
You Cant see this VK 100
But it's there
It's just camouflaged very well
Maus light weight http://imgur.com/a/kiDSgFo
St-Emil is very good š® how can you say that ?
@Shoe You'll regret posting that after getting the 128mm gun
Make it a tier x, troll armor, 183mm gun
Actually true, it has the best gun at T7 and 15° of gun depression. I enjoyed it tbh
7.7 tier 6-7 Match be like :
Bean meme was funny
Sus
Bean meme best meme
you just got the vk36: kalm
t-34-85 has 85mm: panik
Finally some good WG tutorial
Amogus
with a six shell auto loader
Purple makes invisible and red goes fasta. Every gritt knows dat
is7?
Å koda T25: Your weak!
Premium T25: I'm you.
them: wotb is so much better than wot pc, there is no arty
maus:
Hey guys! I can't wait for the update to be finished!
wow
Omg
death
the bob is a new zealander tank
655mm of hull armor and 285mm of armor pen, oh yeah and a 12 shot autoloader for $120. I forgot to mention that it's a tier 7
thats got to be the best pirate ive ever seen
So it would seem... [Cue āHeās a Pirateā bass-boosted]
The Tog is so powerful that even Napoleon's Fleet couldn't sink it! Amazing!
Nightmare: I am the arty
Everyone who like to kill arty: SPAM HE SHELLS
If you want to play arty, just get a tank with a 152mm and spam HEAT
T57PogU
Lol I was warned for something completely unrelated
ideal tank:
turret:
kranvagn frontal turret
maus side and rear turret
hull:vk 90 01 p upper plate
badger lower plate
jgpze100 side hull
maus rear
maus hit points
mobility:
dracula power to rate ratio
ru251 top speed
lttb turn rate
gun:183mm
183 AP pen (310)
jag panzer heat pen (418)
183 Hesh (242)
leopard accuracy
121 aim speed
t62a dispersion
reload: churchill 1stock gun
camo rating: rhm borsig
wargaming: sells this tank for 100k gold
everyone: shut up and take my money
in game experience:3 tanks like this each team
not a meme tho
or attach a annihilator turret to rhm. chasis for good but cursed
probably going to have like 1 mag tho :)
New premium: Jagdpanzer E 92E1
It shoots rockets that can pen up to 420mm
o no
I want them to release immortal(2020wotPC Halloween boss)
how to effectively ruin a game and destroy a playerbase 101:
Kinda looks like the BrummbƤr to me @rancid pendant
Sp and Fv 4005 both sensitive topics when it comes to names.
@tough gazelle that thing just got deleted lmao
Tonk is in italy for some reason, despite having a Sheridan/T92E1 turret
I think this meme got a bit old. Because it is a cursed tank. Or something else.
no videos e
its none of those turrets
i wish i could post a vid here. so darn hilarious ;-;
Sorry, had to steal it
And for those who reacted with recycle, no way Sherlock!
it looks more like an M60 patton cupola to me
f2p be like
DEW IT
For 1.5k I would do it
tell that to my government... socialism...
this meme is so good people keep reposting it lol. BUT STOP REPOSTING .Ill SeE yOu iN 6 hOuRs kEkW
Nice rear TVP 50/51
Now lemme instigate the damage
-FV 215b 183
WhAt aRe yOu dOiNG sTep-FV215b (183) ?!
Wargaming after introducing the Object 279 (e) for 100⬠in WoTB :
No
Tortoise be like
wait how do i get it ?
i like it btw
Buy it with 800 gold
for an avatar that does nothing but tell the world that you spent 800 gold on something so meaningless? no thanks
Yes.
You: hello god, he's here.
I found this on an Ad for gold
you deserve it
I got 5 wotb adds for gold š š (rip my 6 hrsš)
Looks like they put the wrong fuel on this one š
( Credits to the owner of this pic. )
Look a Russian cat xD
Hehehhe
Hello Spartacus lol
WAFFEL E100#9114 was muted
Big sadš
They should bring the pancake tank to the game like the one in the avatar and make it shoot butter cubes that deal 160 alpha at tier 8 but slow the enemy down by 5kmh
I think Wargaming knows what I'm doing cause right after I made pancakes for my niece and nephew and ate one myself I hopped onto blitz and this popped up xD
@drifting elk I mean it is pancake day....
I feel pathetic today
Man cant believe on pancake day I dont have 800 gold to buy le avatar >:(
AnimeAddit#2912 was muted
Wait a minute... people are fans of the atrocities committed during that war? I get being interested but damn.
Leopard in a nut shell
Trust me, im an engineer
Not enough gun, needs more
T-140 ltwt.
Sad t 34 85
my dad took me to the beach and said he would be right back, i wonder why he is not back yet
Every new player ever
Bruh
Big bruh
Forbidden love
Sheās not the one for you, my friend. Iām sure that the Manfred von Richthofen on Germanyās port would love you more.
Manfred von Richtofen, Trap?
Red Baroness Confirmed?!
Yeah light tanks may be good but have you ever just
super heavy self-propelled anti-air tank destroyer
When You Say "Vibe Check" Right Before Vaporizing the Crew with an Ammorack
this actually made me laugh
pan-kek for lyfe
To be fair, itās a great avatar
ok? and what now?
Looks like tog has a opponent
E-50 gun is longer
the second 8,8cm
don't mind the originality if this
How the frak did it flip in a hill
Edit: Ik it's from PC version, but anyways how
Look how they massacred my boy!
I just came up with a meme in my mind but since I don't know editing meme templates, I'll just type it here:
Double anni in your team: This one sparks joy
Double anni in enemy team: This one does not spark joy
Thomas the ...
I'm one of those
When you wasted all money to buy gambling crate
Bruh
so my turtle became an upside down t95?1?11?1?1??1
Double kill
E
Why did they get warned?
i dont get it
Hm
What happens to pancake
:thinking_face:
F pancakes
uWu
š„
I didnt read it right, said pay with real money
Now i bought this frekeng avatar container, oh boy
Edit: i dont want to get to taste of my own medicine, after what i did in 1 match,afk
I mean... troll wait.. wut
dost the offer pops up after you buy something ore it pops up and then u buy something
When a tank you get to upgrade from a 50 crew and stock modules to a 100 percent crew with upgraded modules and it's actually fun to play
Is it real?
HeLlO
@sharp shadow u fool, u just pinged the entirety of WG.
u fool, ur gonna get punishment
Top 10 moments before disaster, screenshot before it gets deleted