#blitz-memes
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VK 16.01 Leopard 1.2
Fast light tank, crew of three, has Leopard 2 turret and cannon, 34 round autoloader, 4.5 second full reload
That gun would fling the tank backwards about 10 feet each shell
Put that thing in Gravity Force
does a back flip immediatly after firing
I didn't sign up for this
Random battles in platoons are CO-OP against bots
You forgot to add "Change my mind"
wg should add an 'enable bots' option in traning rooms
ye
Na server be like:
Is-5 to the center of the earth( the movie)
To the center of earth in 80 days
when wg gives basically free kv13
sodium servers ping spikes
I'm gonna say the n word
Nein
@strange sundial Do it.
Nubs
Nguyen
Nice
Ni||ce ca||r
RNG summed up in a couple pictures and a Video
What is This?
Message purge gang
2 609 6 092
perfectly balanced
When y'all go right side and this one guy says to keep going bc he saw the derp sitting there
I gotta use the bathroom
don't forget to eat toilet paper
before or after wiping
He didnt say he was gonna use the bathroom for taking a sh@t 👍
Lol XD
Oh he still camping even without gun, track and crew
No, he's been camping every since the war started
Hes only camping because he has no modules
When you find out the vindicator a tank that has a plow on the front cant ram any tank
@vocal pine is that Chinese experimental t34 tank?
no its ikea tank
Alpha3476#8384 was banned
Interesting...
The turret is still the weak spot 🤣
What they don’t see is the SU-152 aiming at it with 152 mm worth of HE
Tynk
So thats how they managed to produce so many, it all makes sense now
what about the ramming power and speed
The circle is the shell I just fired
Leo: hahaha im invisible you cant get me :)
Me: calculating math
got you
Or when they try to he u but the barrel blocks it and you kill em because of it
- bounces a smasher in a rhm
@sour magnet Rip with the downvotes
Heavy tanks facehugging you looks like
That Moment when you ammorack a Broken Russian Heavy tank (Seen in background)
Applies to every broken tank and people that only focus you
1942 colorized ammo rack
Yes
But what if you are a Russian heavy tank yourself?
@dreamy belfry
Feelsbadman
👀
👄
👁️ 👁️
WoTb will be a better game if it weren't so luck and paying reliant.
Change my mind.
I'm not talking about crates my money wasting friend with the name coconutcrab
WoTb will be a better game if it weren't so luck and paying reliant.
Change my mind.
@grand hatch Never before have I been offended by something I 100% agree with
WoTb will be a better game if it weren't so luck and paying reliant.
Change my mind.
@grand hatch no no he has a point
People who base their opinion solely on the crate mechanics be like
Can we buff the Grille 15 and give it autoloader status
Give it autocanon status.
can we make 1km gun
make the grille 15 gun work like a bayonet, can shoot and can also stab opponents
Make the grille 15 gun not shoot but rather just extend and punch the opposition to the nth dimension
or make it longer
That’s what she said
You know what makes good coffee in blitz... the tears of the paper armoured tanks when using HE in a ISU
Why tf is there a 6 hour cool down when pc has a 10 second cooldown
f u 6hrs cooldown
Lol
What the--
That was unusual.
WiYuLeoNev#7705 was muted
E
Officer#1488 was muted
There is 1 impostor among us
umm, i want to talk about your ping buddy, i guess it is asia server
ping?
i regret going grille line
Getting gas for the rhm. (Also i bought the next engine not on purpose )
Wow lol nice
why do people hate the grille line, it's one of the best lines in the game
theres a reason as to why grille 15 is my most played tank
People hate the grille line because most of the people who play these just camp and never move.
And you can't do anything against them.
(Ik thats its paper but its always possible to play it aggressiv)
You said, maus dont die?
Try again
Okay, its Spooktober, only spooky memes from now on >:D
no
No
But that means the enemy would be equally trash therefore giving u an ace tanker
@dreamy nymph don't camp then.
Omg guys they made the T-54 from popular tank simulator World of Tanks into a real thing!1!!1!
What is this
The event was easy finish it in 2 days and half and before you say no life I have school and job if I can pull it off anybody can
Spooktober meme number 1@chrome flower
Okay, its Spooktober, only spooky memes from now on >:D
@chrome flower NOPE.
KV-2 Walker, now available in crates with 0.000001% drop chance, no charms, $200 each crate!
max speed 70 mph max damage with ap 600 320 pen max damage with he 1500 max damage and 160 pen max damage with heat 1000 and 540 pen turret taverse speed 1 deg per second auto loader with a 3 clip
I GOT ONE
Looks like the AT-ATs from star wars
That’s exactly what it is. And it was an event on world of tanks PC a while back
M8 it’s from a war thunder April fools event that happened 5 years ago lmfao not wot pc
^^^
everyone talking about KV-2 Walker and nobody talking about IS-8 Ball
huh
_Agent_47#1400 has been warned.
You mean about this ball?
This is a good metaphor for how WG balances premiums
Maybe if it is Spooktober worthy, spooktober is upon us and I will be very disappointed if there is no spooky memes
mary had a little lamb, chk chk bam no more lamb, oh my god there is blood on your hands what have you done to that poor little tune of mary had a little lamb
@median dock i gave you one salad
And now its gone😭
@chrome flower use reactions
tru
Jeez how many reactions?
monkey meme is unfunny as hell
when your in a training game and you kill someone in chill so they tell you that they are kicking u out
R.I.P M7 2020 - 2020
I recently turned an inappropriate hot dog advertisement into a seal clubber meme
seal dead anyway
@stoic pawn even being indoors can’t save you from the smasher
This channel is much less of memes and more so reaction spam
I recently turned an inappropriate hot dog advertisement into a seal clubber meme
@leaden laurel BIG S T I C C
Why are we still here? Just to suffer
I miss the days when this channel actually was more memes than random spam
@hasty oriole its spooktober, it's okay, the memes shall return in an eerie fashion
@chrome flower this is for you
hahahaha you shall die#2775 has been warned.
you mean dracula plats when they see enemies
Smasher platoon Has entered the chat*
Enemy Smasher Platoon Has entered the chat*
T1 Heavy Platoon Has left the chat*
ISU platoon Has entered the chat*
Double BL10
hmm... i c
The Infinite Shaggy 🍌#7975 was muted
New T6
With T H I C C turret armor
Me
Enemy: below 1200hp
T57 Heavy:
HP doesnt matter
Italien tank players will rush regardless
Me
@pearl salmon AMX 13 90 Players: Ahem
@pearl salmon um sir T49 and bulldog players
Yeah I feel the t57 was too good to be compared with the french auto-loaders...
50 B is much better tho.
hax
umm, i want to talk about your ping buddy, i guess it is asia server
@sharp shadow ahh yes it is casual asia server 2k ping extreme mobile gamers casual 6k ping
That moment when you get muted because your meme had the f word in it 😳
See you in 21600 seconds
give that wt auf a medal
You and your platoon mate getting praised for playing well
Nobody:
Every Derp-Gun Player when they find a light:
Lol
Imagine waiting 6 hours because you said lol edit:[redacted]
6 Hours of waitiing
Me tooo
All you complaining about 6 hours here is a meme for you
Imagine caring about the slowmode
yea who cares about slowmode
How every TOG feels when they're made into a portable KV2 shield
Arctic Tiger#0914 was muted
im the first person to achieve this god level of credits
We will build a monument of your praise to this cause sir, you will be remembered, towns will make songs and stories of your bravery.
fool, i had only 0 credits left to my name, then went into debt.
I had 0 credits left once but I gave wargaming my credit card number and everything changed
you guys have credits???
@noteveryone
@rustic cairn
Nice credits bruh
lmao got more gold and free xp then credits
I too have dropped to this level of disparity
0 silver gang
Not flexing or anything but I have 19 million credits right now
@bright crane you gotta bump those numbers up those are rookie numbers. try 55 mill
:)
Imagine Capturing the Moment the smasher Reaped their souls
Next time screenshot noob 😎
Imagine spending money on this game
Edit: Can't relate
Imagine making fun of players who spend money on this game even tho they are the ones keeping the game alive
Imagine having money 😎
Tf is money?
LMAO
the tortoise or something idk I've never gotten past the At7
its a t95
Its is small.🤏
bro im eating cupcakes what the heck
I'm Rich!
Anyone remember when the Leo was op? We would have to say “everyone target leo”
ye the leopard go brrrr at the time
i mean it can still do that
Just a bit less effectively
The 183 before you get slammed by a Hesh round to the lower plate and immediately die
Those 183 memes are hilarious
Leopard can still be an annoyance. It just takes more skill and effort
KV-2 has joined the chat
Unless you face a AT2
Kv2>leo
Change my mind
KV-2 needs more alpha damage
yes I know what I said, that's why its here and not in general
I’m not gonna judge y’all
But what have we became
new tier 10 guys! look at that thick hull
Imagine being this much of a seal clubber
Lol masteries
thats just sad
if the bt7 art didn't have 11 sec reload...
Were low tiers before 5.5 good?
Yes
Imagine being this much of a seal clubber
@sharp shadow what in the world is that?!
Yeah, i think this guy won.
Were low tiers before 5.5 good?
@sharp shadow pre 5.5 was goated and post 5.5 is garbage
Imagine buying containers
Same
@sharp shadow if this guy in UE server, so i know him =)
Thought this sau 40's face was kinda amusing
creepy tho
@dense lotus thats why nobody plays it
=o=
why do i see 5 eyes there
every1 complaining about atgms and im waiting for sturmtiger to get added as collector
(360mm rocket)
(800$)183 Defender be like
wait, you guys buy tanks?
yh...
wait, you guys buy tanks?
@royal canyon yes, with gold and credits of course
Its not a rocket its an howitzer and the gun is already in the game mounted on the vindicator
But for some reason it isnt 360 mm right
tankoween is coming..
@worldly geode that seemed like excuse to just post random anime
Comrade IS-5 Pumpkin do be prepared for spooktober
Its not a rocket its an howitzer and the gun is already in the game mounted on the vindicator
@sharp shadow any idea if Warhammer could come back? I’m a big fan and missed the other event.
👎 lolol
Yeah ima post this mess here
is that a meme? Anyway idc
the flag camo looks much better than this one
It's a good camo for Halloween, but not very good for any other time of the year
HOLD UP
How do you get an Ace if your average is 0?
~ Darjeeling#8469
everyone drowned....@regal lark
or pushed off a cliff
@regal lark he played a game, got trash stats, went in ratings the rest of the time where stats aren't counted and got an ace
(Y) same
The KV AT
KVAT
That's so curesd
I think it would be the AT-KV (it would make more sense (All Terran KV)
Or AT-K2 (AT Kliment 2)
@feral swallow they will be available on the blitz fare this Christmas maybe
HOLD UP
How do you get an Ace if your average is 0?
@regal lark Ranked battles
Its not a rocket its an howitzer and the gun is already in the game mounted on the vindicator
@sharp shadow the shell is rocket propelled
wg, got an explanation? (grille 15 barrel)
The KV AT
@clever jewel
i’ve actually made that a few years ago
The Sheridan would like to speak with you
Proceeds to shot the fence next to him and damages his gun
Sc#4994 has been warned.
This is true I have the rhm
hmm yes
I eat those
Thats so small
You gotta bump the size up, thats a rookie size
That a 75mm or 76mm
Definitely
or i will eat these for lunch
Lmao, that’s tiny
would yall stop copying comics from that artist
Ah yes camos
would yall stop copying comics from that artist
@valid vine bruh
Me gets trash talked in game: offensively, person does not get chat banned...
Caption this
Ps: we won in that match
V
V
Oof
imminent death xd
When you are a crom b flanking a elc bis that is face hugging a KV2 with the 107 mm gun 😐
Big brainer KV-2 tries to shoot AMX ELC with 107 mm gun
How is that possible i have t been here for half year ant there are only reposts
hmm a lot if this ♻️
♻️ this emoji is big repost
The at home one looks cuter than you
Tog + Tiger= Toger
Dont give WG ideas!
Tog + Tiger= Toger
More like Tiger(p)
Poor guy couldnt even turn in time
F
You could say he's depressed after that
bro i feel that
One thing is that there are more op premiums than tech tree tanks
theres no way out
MONITOR_ZE_ _Sure#2874 has been warned.
@regal turtle short skirts and thick tracks are amazing
Sad kv-4 noises*
I just randomly thought of this one:
Relatable
I, too, have struggled with 105mm rounds penetrating my computer constantly
Im struggling with 890mm rounds penetrating my cpu
agreed i also frequently have that problem
Ok
Norton antivirus can’t protect my computer from that
Sadly yes
But i dont wanna make them sad :<
You ever just see your teammate spot one guy and the entire team rushes that side but you know That they are on the opposite side
To may times, I lost count
New premium or collectible? 🤔
XD
lol
Lmao
bruh lmao that is7 tho
@sharp shadow
Tonk
:D
honestly is it just me or do I find it easy to shoot through the WT Auf Pz IV
Depends on what you mean by shoot through
He means penetration
having your loader dead and ammo rack damaged when playing T49 be like:
when ever WG makes a op premium (the wot Blitz community)
Yourneighborlycommie#2536 has been warned.
lol
@stoic tulip lol wtf
how to get T49 A??? it looks like a nice vehicle to have.
@strange sundial its was a temporary tank. there is no way to get it now
@stoic tulip you gonna put the other one here?
Oof, warns for an official wot ad
It was already posted. But as you can see. That guy got the warn for it. So yeah. It's a no
lmao there's no way that's official
When Your literally anything in tier 6 and attack the smasher
e
And then said Smasher turns around with that look on its turret being all-
When the two last guys are unicums with their op tanks that have been playing the game since the beginning
You just gotta do nothing in battles and lose ez
Is that actually how u get 1 free xp? @sharp shadow
Is this the worst visual glitch ever?
heheboi
The guy walking around the garage got burnt alive cuz he didn't know the floor was lava, rip him
Is this the worst visual glitch ever?
@grim rain
The floor is lava challenge in wot blitz
it will be a funny game mod @sharp shadow
and they add hovertanks as collector no thx
Hover tanks with guns from the terminator, those 40 range wat rifles.
I thought it said the T95 when it sees a Doom turtle, it would’ve been, a wild wild west standoff
New tier 2 collector, Panzer I/III
xD
Theres an easy fix, slap a grille gun on it, that fixes everything
399€
Petition to make the smasher have 1 hp
When you're the AMX ELC BiS and you accidentally speed off into a heavy tank and instantly die:
@sharp shadow Relatable, relatable dear elc user
idk lol
@marsh sphinx song name if u know? I wanna know tho
@west dragon Cryckton - Pink Stick
@stray anvil old MM intensifies
No one:
The path derp gun loaders take to find shells:
Nobody:
Every Derp Gun Player when they pen a light with HE:
Who else did the maze @valid vine
Thicc tiger doesn't exist...it can't hurt you.
Thicc tiger:
Weeb detected
Weeb detected
@grand hatch Animes are good
That's 🐔 👔 tho😅
That's supposed to be a hen.
chicken necktie?
I wonder what her rear armor is like...
The weebs having a interesting talk
I like it
Fun fact the weight of a KV-2 shell is 51.5 kg (114lbs), considering that there are two loaders and the ammunition is underneath the turret ring and loaders sit right behind the gun, that would mean that 2 people are lifting 51.5 kg (114lbs) from below their feet to about where there shoulders are.
This explains why no other nation in the world besides the USSR had tanks like this, because they had Vlad and Ivan
@modern grail i saw the only starting point, there is no end point, and there is no way to reach the other side, i’m dumb :/
Add vodka as consumable kv2 will reload in three seconds
There ya go lol
Every match when a teamate complains about you
Only waffle iv players understand (and some other people)
it can do that in the game
Relatable for me lol, this happened in yesterday tournament
this is lit a meme,poor guy tho...
Nice
70 base captured...
Introducing the new prem tank named the "Stub."
Bruh where tf does the ammo and crew go tf
it's a 1 man crew
M8 my head will still be sticking out even if I hunch
UwU
Here’s a reasonably sized tog have a nice day
@elfin wing lolollollol
Yup
early T-34 tank commander be like 👆
Fun fact the weight of a KV-2 shell is 51.5 kg (114lbs), considering that there are two loaders and the ammunition is underneath the turret ring and loaders sit right behind the gun, that would mean that 2 people are lifting 51.5 kg (114lbs) from below their feet to about where there shoulders are.
This explains why no other nation in the world besides the USSR had tanks like this, because they had Vlad and Ivan
@median dock thing is 114 pounds really aint bad, though this is very interesting information
new nation hiring bodybuilders to carry 200mm shells
yo what about 183 shells lmao
lol
Next time eat a salad!
n o
N e v e r
n o o o
samurai of the mountain dew challenges you
Lol
evolution of a duck
who summoned me
when your at 14 HP and the enemy is at 17 you fire a shot and it bounces
Time for morning me- ah they bad again
Worse case scenario is, your gigantic cupolar can be HESH-pen by all side, even from the front.
Everyday I get on discord, I check all of the blitz memes from the day, then move to memes contest, and conclude with blitz art. Occasionally I poke my nose into general-blitz-discussion. Who else does this?
Yes
Threw this together quickly after I had the idea
And my autocorrect likes to “correct” already fine words because it’s trying to predict me
So ye there’s a typo
and thats how you play batchat
Everyday I get on discord, I check all of the blitz memes from the day, then move to memes contest, and conclude with blitz art. Occasionally I poke my nose into general-blitz-discussion. Who else does this?
@modern grail i do
Lol that one person who disliked is the batchat who rushes and gets destroyed in less than 30 seconds
@dreamy belfry its than not that
Well on wot pc devs was planned to add tier11 tonks but its canceled
it was an April fools joke
There need to be special camo for T-34/85 called "Rudy 102" - change my mind
There is a T-34-85 premium tier 7 tank called T-34-85 Rudy @sour warren
Hold up
@languid brook wait isnt tanks.gg for wot pc? cuz ik in wot pc the fv4202 is a tier 8 premium, and i remember the centurion AX replaced the fv4202 some time ago
does it matter? no its still really weird
Nothing special, just KV-2 tech.
Nothing special, just KV-2 tech.
@oak merlin Nani?!
Petition to bring back the Valentine AT with the howitzer
faces on tanks = cringe
Bruh ok
me jamming out to the music on Sand River
same
Same thing I think
I think someone forgot turret in battle
Hey! take it while you can, its extra armor!!!
Just add a grille barrel, itll be fixed
22 sec reload without provisions, lol
Yeeeeeah provisions cost money so that's a no from me
welp finally
ni||ce||
Wait guy help me out are these stats good it my main and only account
can yall help me fill out more squares on the blitz bingo card?
A player is stupid 😉
Having 2 or more enemy Maus
A player at full health gets racked/destroyed in one shot from a derp gun
A player at full health gets racked/destroyed in one shot from a derp gun
@ebon delta and its one of your teammates that get's destroyed
that would be the point
@low dew
- Unicum platoon running double of a tank.
- Spanish speaking players raging in chat.
- Team saboteur (blocking, ramming teammates etc).
- HE max roll with the FV215b 183.
- Mega lag spike and your ping jumps to 5000 and your packet loss is like 80%.
- People spamming slurs in chat.
- "Delete game/uninstall"
- Blind shot on a camping tank.
- Doing 5k damage and losing.
- A guy spamming "Attack" and/or "Capture the base" quick commands.
a player continuously blocks your shots/pushes you into crossfire
^^^ that was #3 @valid vine
Guns absorbing all of the HE roll including splash
a fully aimed shot misses
Update 10.0: Maus 183 Armored XD
Oh are we playing blitz bingo, alright I'll roll one out....
B-Somone says GG after winning
I don't got anything for bingo you all said almost everything
He missed blind range in kv 2 and u didn't get 7 kill.
Your aiming circle is 90 percent on the enemy but you still miss and connect with the wall next to the enemy
@sharp shadow dude, that #10 is SO FRIGGIN ANNOYING, every time it happens it’s always just one guy and the rest of the team is just like “dude, no”
Haha
F
Is-7 weak
The sun shall never set on the British Empire
Too close for comfort.
No one ;
Savage Maus reproduction ;
Bring back option to react with own emojis
is that a jojo reference?
!Decent Speed#1063 has been warned.
@plucky jewel no jojo here, young man
Who else has NO IDEA what rng is but just says it when they miss a shot
lol
Nobody:
How everyone with a fast tank and every speed-boosting consumable active imagines themselves as they try to ram (and subsequently destroy) an enemy tank:
Prince
Ah yes, good old days climbing with MS-10 i mean MS-1
Comet players with adrenaline^
the e25 has better dpm. it has a 3.2 second reload as to the 3.4 second reload the comet has, both for 160 alpha
;-;
Not spooky enough, and yes, I will keep on the spook throughout Spooktober
SU-130s are easy to deal with as a KV-5
16 kmh foward
@modern grail R andom N umber G enerator
@sharp shadow Wow, that new tier 7 premium tank looks dope
@low dew someone capturing the base
Ya sorry should have mentioned it 😂
Someone should do a contest on youtube with these bingo cards, would be accually kinda funny to watch
ohh that is good, i had to take a second to realize u meant on encounter battles. thanks for the suggests everyone i think i have a mostly decent blitz bingo card now that i'll upload probably back on here if ppl like it and want to print out ....wtf is a 6 hr wait time lol .. @sharp shadow that would be good, see how quick they get bingo
can yall help me fill out more squares on the blitz bingo card?
@low dew players spamming EZZZ in chat after doing literally anything
Hmmm
OMG DEVIL
I hear Eddie screaming
Well that would be a good tier 6 premium
When is update??
Kevin wasnt spooky enough
Its make me feels strange
Smasher when half the enemy team are light tanks
Alright so this may have been recycled or not
(credit to whoever did it first if so) buuut
When you realize WG is capitalizing off of Soviet Premiums, literal communist tanks:
AMX impossible to kill when right next to u
Ye
Same with E 25
i had troubles killing things with the amx
T1 heavys were my favorite target when I was in my AMX. Almost won a game by sticking next one. They rammed me tho.
Maus Be Like
Who’s ready for the FV-4005 stage III?
Eww
It happens most of the time
New balanced Russian premium tank 😂
Pretty low hp...
Probably the "balance" factor
Just hide in a bush and nuke anyone
stop giving them ideas
we’re doomed
gotta love those penetration values
999h of aiming time lmao
but with 0.001 dispersion and 0.01 in move
IGN: KAG_2020 Server: NA_CO literally anyone with TOG II:
Yup
HE to the turret ring sucks
Poor lad
What you see as a yoloing light tank when you spot the enemy derp
someone get this kid on the treadmill
I kinda wish you were able to fire the tanks sidearms, any idea how interesting battles could turn out
- server lag
- complaints
Bro I'm not here for the whirlwind
I'm here for my flakpz. Wirbelwind
u stole my joke NOOOOOO
Yes we want wirbelwind
Ow
go to #blitz-memes for a surprise
I feel bad for the newbies who just join the game and make it to tier 3-4 to get pummeled by players who take that area as their main so it's ppl with 50 games vs ppl with 5000 games
New superhero in town
FV 183 fully loaded with Hesh
Sounds like a Pyro about to cause trouble...
@icy nimbus crom unwell would be better anyways but no matter because it’s repost
@dreamy belfry looks like Finnish army
yes
tier x is finally balanced
My amount of credits last week
Probably too late to post this during update postpone announcement but whatever
Well we still don't have update
@sharp shadow really? you legit stole it? Come on dude
@sharp shadow fair enough, at least shout em out :/
Found on Reddit @agile flint . Also it seems I can't ping your name by clicking on it. Also I didn't say I made that. Just a random meme I found funny and posted here cause there aren't many funny memes nowadays in #blitz-memes
@agile flint turretman?
whats the next element then? water? or earth?
This is every Smasher when they see a light. No exceptions
You assume they are human 😂
“Smoll but thicc ???”
noooooooooo
@exotic berry we already had water but as snow in december
Wtf is happening/its too much
thirsty for the Swedish heavy tanks
Wait and this is supposed to be an image for mobile, who uses such small buttons for such a big phone screen????? Those buttons r tiny tf
The Obj 268 is shown as a tier IX tank instead of a tier X, the gravedigger has adrenaline, the tank that is in use its the 268, but it actually isnt, cause the Gravediggrr is in the first look
Everything wrong with this picture!
;-;
also the leopard is trying to fly
I'm starting to think that people in #738371110265159751 break the rules to get muted on purpose
Smasher: Pushing towards the other team
What every enemy light tank sees:
The nobody ruined the meme
Smasher Has Pumpkin now. My lucky pumpkin
Monke on WoT Blitz A3X#2124 has been warned.
Found this on google.....
So does the hull armor mean that it's a giant coke can or naw because if so, that should be a product
dam scarry
@wintry flume lol
Sturmtiger with SHOVEL
there is 1 impostor among us
Kranvagn doesnt seem that scary now...
LOL
Repost I know
Wait you reposted my meme?
Well
I feel very honored
just a great time to have eyes
and get sunlight
Tier V premium idea based on Pz V-IV
Pz VIII-I
Maus hull and mobility
Panzer I turret and gun
pz1 turret will just fall into the hull
@tough hawk you mean Sturmtiger with less gun depression and a useless piece of metal infront of it?
vindicator is trash
7.3 in a nutshell:
JoeWhimsical#0464 has been warned.
(Wasn’t Here before 5.5 but I’ve caught on to the General mood)
The maus sacrificed his life for him
I think he splash could still tickle him if they do it right...
not in that version, i only know because i was that T44
Tonk
Wow that’s ~original~
yep and a recycle
Lmao LOL XDXDXDX lmao SO FUNNY hahaha 🤣 😂
Congrats,you are now the CEO of comedy
Aand my meme has been removed. Does the mod protect the terrible memes?
I think so
Repost god
Fresh meme for you bepic ppl
Lmao what us that even from
Pretty sure that from the movie fury, only because of that tiger, which is a disgrace
That's from that one russian movie called white tiger, i recognize that cursed front hull from every angle, and fury uses an actual tiger ( ._.)
And someone give me the song?, kinda sounds good
Fools garden-Lemon tree.
And now its deleted
Me: Flanks the derp gun unnoticed and tries to shoot them
My Commander: “We just dinged them!”
Derp Gun who now has Engine Power Boost and Adrenaline active:
Wait....... is it Dinged?
I’ve always Heard stinged
Hol up
I’m gonna go investigate
I think it’s dinged
lol the FV215B 183 has barely better overall ave damage for this person
Why do you have only 3 tanks
Heavy sweating intensifies
Edit: It tied due to the game time being like 10 miliseconds ahead of the capture
F
F
F
What means F ?
F
F
F
It's a company. They can't do anything else I suppose...
screw Mirage
you're going to Dead Rail
What means F ?
@stiff prawn It’s a meme from COD. « Press F to pay respect »
any christmas fest auction tank predictions
Smasher🤣
Santa
WEEEE
God tier teammates, you just got carried
@versed oak y’know the rules and so do i
Say goodbye
Lmao, gg on disliking this just because you got rickrolled lol.
@sharp shadow same, why do u think i put this here? I don’t care about y’all, i like my music.
Let's just say they didnt live too long to tell the tale
@agile flint jokes on you, im into that
Why tf do my posts keep getting deleted wtf
I feel that
yep
It has happened to me many times. Especially at the end of a round. And I'm just like
"Am I disabled?"
@grand hatch yes. Yes you are Glados, you should reboot
كلب
Lets get some early F’s for these poor dudes about to get warned/muted/banned
Me:Doesn’t Carry two repair kits because I like having all three options (Reload,engine,Multitool)
Literally everyone after I tell them this:
T-512002-1517920-1#3195 has been warned.
Smasher next? 25k gold?
my first time i get these medals sorry if my english is heavy is that i'm brazilian
"Heavy tank"
Ctto
Fidget spiners 🤔 ?
Hmm
Wait a minute hold up
No ist ammo rack, thas how they put them (ik is joke i’mma just go, Why are you booing me? I’m right!)
@old sedge so cute to get ammo rack detonated
Imagine if it was hit behind of armor
New camo when?
Every KV2 player when they literally see any tier 6 tank:
Photoaparat 📷 for snapshot 📸 ? 😉
That makes me hurt
oooooooof
I see
That one player in a light tank: YOLO’s too hard and gets erased
That same player:
Thats literally me except i blame myself for being dumb
I just keep getting awake at night and wondering "why on earth he said that"
strange... he doesn’t have the same accent
What even is that trophy stuff? How do you get it?
Saving that gold
angry broke noises
<@&481447501690568709> mind telling whats that down there?
Where are they when you need them the most? Well i guess we need some more mods afterall
Found a good one on Reddit
Im back 🤗
NSFW ban it
<@&481447501690568709> small 6yr olds watching 😳
Wtf is that
you could of atleast put in a spoiler, or better, just not even post it. your about to be potentially blasted from the server like that "thing" edit:<@&481447501690568709> please do something about this :I
<@&481447501690568709>
Why why would you
4 so far
Chat is burning because of that image...
Nice
Rashrtex#6963 was banned
Wait a min what did I miss
Obama eating a cookie
wutt
So are invisible heavies included in the update?? (if you're wondering why im playying this tier, its because im grinding a new line)
Yeah its a special ability for $99.99
all shots pass right through you at the cost of you not being able to fire
really the only thing they can do to you is track you
Play dead
That’s when you know: Free to Play is outdated.
(And for the critics: my T-44 was stock and 50%. I couldn’t pen anything on their team, thus the low damage.)
Why 50% ???
Why
my God the whole team that spend money on the pass and you are the only normal ( It can be 4 dollars for you, but for Brazilian Brazilians and more than 18 reais (which is Brazilian money) oh the dollar is expensive
Its was like 4 dollors
Yo anytime you guys see a repost post this
Oh my god I just realized that even this is a repost 😭
No, I don't think I will
That one light tank in the enemy team
So are invisible heavies included in the update?? (if you're wondering why im playying this tier, its because im grinding a new line)
@upper gyro they should really fix allof these bugs right now
Wargaming , should this exist?
you can penetrate enemies gun barrels now?
When you drive in to help the guy spamming “Help!” and see the entire enemy team aiming at you:
When Kids in training rooms say no tier 10
Light tanks in every single battle belike:
Is this a leak? Will the new tank be called an annihilator? 🤔
yes, i saw that on blitzhangar.com
LOL
all shots pass right through you at the cost of you not being able to fire
@swift swift reminds me of Loki from War Robots, except instead of shells flying through you, the enemy cant lock on to you which makes it difficult for them to hit you, and fix what @harsh cliff ? Your GF breaking up with you?
Guys, how to fix this?
@harsh cliff try to reopen the game Or reset the wifi. Also use the #585464171349409811 for any problems eh mate.
Edit: oh wait I get it now. I am such a bellend
F
matchmaking
Guys, how to fix this?
@harsh cliff tell her you were in the relationship only because she had money ez win
The Td at the back
@jagged bay Loki is annoying asf. but imo the robot that beats it is skorpion.
wat the
e
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@harsh cliff i don’t know how to fix a break up man.
Whait a minute did wg buff smasher not nerf?
When WG collabs with Snapchat
dear god
There is no god here... Not with that thing around
There is no god in that part of the internet
GeneralVv#6360 was muted
(this is a repost, sorry)
It's obviously an armed space dumpster
Srajo#9730 has been warned.
hey guys how are you
Stay togheter
@fossil pasture eeyyyyy someone reposted my meme.
@brave schooner well that’s false bc I came up with that vindicator meme.
It's a Washingmachine
At this moment he knew...he messed up
@harsh cliff did u fix ur game crash?
having such problem at the moment...
No, its actually just a meme
It's really fun to facehug smasher because it has like no gun depression XD
I love when I’m smasher and I get hugs☺️ makes me know I’m loved
🤣
The 7 strv 74 in a battle be like:
When you finally reload your derp gun when that one light is annoying you
You're going to brazil
Edit: mod suppression reigns supreme
Our Elefant? ☭
yes
back to garbage II
Having children in the middle ages be like:
WG should make language for every nation in EU tech tree, cuz for now it feels like captured vehicles - change my mind
Credits: Bloodcarnage Gaming
T49 in a nutshell
That's why you Maliciously load he. They are always so sad when you slap the pesky flies away
im bored ._.
The perceft container doesn't exi-
when your team leaves you alone to defend the flank by urself
hit points are best armour
-TOG II 2020
Tog ii hp better than some tier 8
ONE DOWN
remember when the word "alecto" was censored
Smasher are just worshipers of Death and Carnage
Dang it
the KV-5 would like to have a word with you.
Comrade Ivankovich from original derp gun KV-2 would like to have word with you.
And as for meme below, Comrade Dimitri can sense repost from kilometer away. He can also hit target with 152 millimeter gun from kilometer away.
let me edit this Trank Recycle engine i hope nothing will go wrong
I swear to god, if I see one more traink, I will eat your entire family alive
Mmm dinner
slowly moves to the download button
Clicks download
Opens gallery and selects share option discord
well, found this photo, and the hull just looked like a frog to me...
more like " big brain "
I don’t care if it’s more broken than the smasher and t22 combined. It’s so ugly
Its big brain time
Frog machine gun car
That should be an epic skin for the tank, I would buy that
Middleburg be like:
My team won btw
When you peek the corner on the hill in Castilla as a heavy
The tds waiting for you in the bushes:
Turn to the side
Since theres always a chance of absorbing he with your tracks
If not but heat
Then youre dead
Yeah the tracks are your last chance
Or your gun
Oh yea thats the Grille 15 strategy
Thomas the "Tank" Engine, i did it again cause i did all caps in the other one and it dissapered
i mean he’s right, why u sad? You a bad mOm
Nah
Guys, it's a KV-2..... It fires anti-concrete shells
Vk 36.01 isn't that good.
Vk 36.01:
seriously, stop taking random screenshots from armor inspector and putting them here as memes
Wow heavy tank have lots of armour under certain angle wowowowo
Cober#1110 has been warned.
Smasher when they see an afk light tank
Its a lttb and they cant He it
okay who tf made Katyusha into a catgirl
I'm not mad, I just wanna talk.
kat
n o
n o y e s
Ok who the hell had the horrible idea to turn my favorite vodka loli into that atrocity of anime chambers glock
Someone hates Gordon Ramsay
Didn't even remove the YouTube watermark
Smh
Yeah i know its an artilery but it would perfectly fit (i think)
pardon my magnificent editing skills once again
Can someone make this a meme?
Pls be gentle
@crimson pawn
yes
A
lol
Smashers officially Worship the Fireball
You can’t stop them
It all makes sense now... I've been shown the light......thanks for opening my eyes.....@sharp shadow
Am I the only one worried/concerned of the massive influx of camping heavies in low to mid tier?
Cause that's a meme on in of itself
Yeah, the only people who are permitted to camp are slow, low armor tanks, basically limited to TD's
2 rammer rig tanks in mad games ramming each other
@chrome flower I agree with you on that one aside from like, a Foch. But I’m most cases a TD should be the only one actually camping
@cloud socket or if your a slow heavy that is on like 30 hp
the grille 30
At least it’s not as noticeable and absolutely horrid as the T1 heavy when you fire
@cube.001#2255
ye
WOW
Bc I agreed with the smasher meme in meme contest and said they buffed it shame on WG they made it a one day mute for commenting on that channel....
Why not just remove commenting permissions from us.... This folks is a suppressive dictatorship
Reposters when they see a fresh meme
Look at him go
When that one toxic player calls everyone on your team nubs while you did more damage and got more XP that game:
Sturer Emil has 15 degrees of gun dep, pathetic, mine probably has 50 60 degrees
@crimson pawn
^^^ Me who got a T22 Medium on my second crate:
Look it's a maus
Teams in low tier be like:
Light tanks in the eyes of the almighty smasher
Ah yes kv2 meme is no more just smasher meme
Remove kv 2 useless
Indeed
Still very much fun
not teams, but people
Funny blitz meme almost made me smash my computer ^
lmao
B l i t z m e m e s
🤭 🤭 😐 😑 😑
Ok, so, anyone know where to get a railgun tank with 56k mm of pen?
@deep spade Area 51 or US Departement of Defense
Smasher will do
My pz2 can pen this
Is this is kind of peasant joke im too tablet dependent to understand?
Imagine playing on a tablet
Imagine playing wotb
imagine playing.
Imagine imagining
Imagine
I'm imagining
You arent Imagining hard enough, keep thinking you weak minded scoundrel !!
Cursed tiger
sometimes i seriously wonder how the russian film makers can just make the crap up and think everyone else will swallow it. The other day i saw t54s used as panzer 4s , and an tiger made from an is2.
@torn current mostly the audience that watches their films are not tank enthusiasts, or a tank enthusiast that has blind eyes
Rocket Truck
Edited because mods are confusing.
3000IQ gameplay
🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺
That popped up in mine to for some reason
Me when im in my dracula
SD keeps commentating in #738371110265159751 smh 1 day mute now
AnneFrank#4587 has been warned.
@strange sundial let's ban sd :/
Stronk Tiger
Here's a normal tiger for once @next kelp congrats on getting the joke lad, but ngl this is a pretty good costume
Kiss me 😳
No
idk about you but that tiger doesnt seem to have the overlapping wheel suspension that real tigers are supposed to have. The first wheel is slightly shifted forward so Im guessing its a modified T-54 or something similar
Basically everyone when they try to take on the enemy Smasher one by one because someone keeps saying “Attack [Player] (Smasher)”
Yup
Imagine waiting 6 hours to put another message
Oh wait
Prepare to see a bunch of memes with this picture 🤣
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/502018843338604544/765602932069498891/image0.png
When you open a smasher crate and get the smasher first try.
(note, im only doing this meme because of last post)
Stronk Tiger
@pearl salmon Literally stock tracks jk
If you think this server has a repost problem you are pretty innocent
The genshin discord has a repost cult now
They... W0T
Git this gud and become ultra, super unicum.
(Found on GSM)
confusion
Much yes.
https://tenor.com/view/angry-scream-mad-shout-rage-gif-17011523 When i miss a shot
lol
the meme is that i just made a clan called tax evasion
The camo is the meme as its ironic
haha veri funi im so dying of laughter rn
Ikr
when u ammo rack 2 people in a row:
Beautiful
For the paper burning games meme you should’ve used three panels the third one being the one showing the paper
Don't you hate it when click on a suspicious link and get attacked by a Centurion 5/2
@abstract crown I've searched the text channel for videos and I haven't found any posts of it in the past 2 months before I gave up searching
It's off a vid, it's a cent 5/2, and it's a repost 👏
sry if I sound like a hater, don't mean to
Honestly i would be fine if a battle tank was watching me like that. I can now be happy there isnt kids outside my house spamming my doorbell when i try and sleep.
The Emperor protects
Agreed my friend, agreed
Caption this plz
“When you yolo off a cliff, killing both you and the last enemy”
Honestly I feel like on pc and xbox the premiums are 20x better then mobile
when you`re kv2 shell doesnt kill your target: (i am new here so i have no idea on what i am making)
@dreamy belfry this for u me brudda
^ That's not even a meme, much less a Blitz meme
Let's go got unmuted finally
same
<@&481447501690568709> thank you!
Lol
big brain mode activated
T r a n k
r e p o s t
Why im i still here even k uninstalled wot blitz 5 months ago
Go to Brazil.
i guess
Hello
@sharp shadow when I can kiss you??😘
I’m just thinking if you said that during a traffic stop
Balanced.
Sips Tea Interesting
Balanced.
@sharp shadow still has that huge lower plate which is super easy to hit
And isnt 220mms like on pc
thats a lie
oh wait nvm
6
@white ocean when I finally when a 1v5 they will still call me noob. It’s how they make themselves feel better. Rather then accept that they messed up they say I was noob so it takes away their shame.... I hate it when people deceive themselves like so.
Or when people call you a noob for getting he'd/ammoracked from a derp gun, like what the hell am I supposed to do against a derp I cant see?
Also can people stfu about win rates? I'm here to play the game for fun, not be competitive.
I still do my job for the team but I don't take the game as serious as a national emergency.
@sharp shadow preach brother
I make my sandwich like this to protest the creation of the smasher
Once i saw true salty players he trashtalking on me becouse i didnt have camo on tonk