#blitz-memes
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Why are you asking in the meme channel... #vehicles-discussion or #general-blitz-discussion @dreamy belfry
and thats a fact
😂
@sharp shadow you are a fan of SCP?
why not
Pls dont Strike me again
@amber rampart I suck at the T28 Prot AND it's bad
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/461381136661217283/590468572627599360/Dzxl8yEWoAEXErL.gif
Me trying to hit that 400m shot on Maus lower plate
On the tiny pennable sliver of the E3's cupola ^
The best 22 seconds I v ever spent on this channel
https://tenor.com/view/hue-huehue-huehuehue-duck-laugh-gif-4916860
amx 40 when its released (again) but you have to pay to get it
me everyday when I play 3 battles ⬇️
lol?
if you watch ads you'll know what I mean
That "call me a legend" add should give 20 gold for just the WTF factor while I'm just trying to play a cartoon tank game.
Everytime I do the ad all I get is state of survival. Literally nothing else
Gg means Git Gud
Gg means good guy
gg mean go to gulag
no thats gtg
Here I present to you the real feeling of pain and what happens when you don’t use the derp guns
"It's just a flesh wound"
imagine if he would burn at the same & getting than ammoracked....
Hey look it's a glorified ambulance
he deserved it for using the 90mm
With that gun it looks like a pig.
he has a point
he is a nub
I hate the mistplay ads the most
Here i am once again with no effort Meme whatsoever...
Have a nice day or night... whatever youre expiriencing right now
New update for maus in 7.0 german floatation equipment added
(You can use this as template)
Seems legit
Template?
there is a new meme from despicable me with the text saying "in terms of money we have no money" So i think someone should make a meme based off of that soon.
When you sell all your low tier tanks and abandon 4 different tech lines to afford that one tier 10 you really wanted but are still $2 million short
I can relate
Me when I turn the Corner in my SP_C and see the Borsig Waiting for me
Can’t relate laughs in premium while using löwe
you forgot about the Smasher, ISU-152, SU-152, T49 and KV-2
You rly wana fit all that into that template?
Yes
Day 1 of Adding Eyes to Tanks
Oh no...
do not add eyes to the smasher
Add them
Since you started off with an american tank, i think its only fair that you give the sheri some nice big anime eyes
Some get Phill swift and Smokey the bear
THATS not tank meme
Can someone make a meme from this?
@dry hollow I agree lmao, there’s a lot of salty players, like it’s just a game let ppl play, and they end up blaming it on the whole team, cuz they was just playing
@nocturne temple it’s not really exaggerating the kv2s power, they told the crews to not fire the tank with the turret sideways whenever possible to not have the tank flip over
yeah firing it like that would obliterate the turret ring
it is a nice tank
how about not giving them ideas
hmmm........ i got a IDEA
New consumable
the weight loss consumable, make tank smaller for a limited time. side effects: drops side armor
instantly downtiers your tank
Drops out 2/3 of your ammunition
increases speed by 30%
Getting fuel for my maus on the way to invade France 😆👍
Lol he can't reach the France with 1000 L/100
isn't it 3000L/100km
20000$ for full fuel
i would invade arabia first. if not your gonna become less useful than the maginot line
it cost 400000$ to fuel this tank for 12 hours
little did they know that maus can destroy every bridge in europe
Italian?
isnt the fv 4005 more accurate with the consumable?just asking im not sure
263 has 0,265 accuracy, better than grille
T62a is the most accurate of all lmao
I’ve legit seen this meme like 30 times on this server
that one kid in your training room switching to premium tanks and youre wondering if hes tryna flex his money or something:
i think the screaming lady is supposed to be here
nah obi-van with visible confusion subtitles would fit the best
someone said to push that centurion to the base...
this is what happened
omg
lmao
Ironic.
rly
Bruh lol
who have the summon maus meme
WEIRD THING , I really cannot play the game on normal graphic , i lowers graphic down to lower resolution , so my reflexes can be better , and it doesnt hurt my eyes
If you believe enough maus can go anywhere
Me after getting fullive ammorekt
laughs in premium
oh boy cant wait for this to be a prem except its better in all ways
F for the stray Tiger
Who would refuse a bloody tiger?! You can decimate city's and shermans
a comunist(your welcome m8)
The Sherman wasn't built to fight tanks iirc
eh it was mostly to fight much lighter tanks, but it was outarmored by heavy German tanks
But why did America built so many shermans
To win the war
it's like in any other game, spamming always wins
Is that why so many people spam chats?
(Attention, boring stuff comming up) The shermans were easy and cheap to produce, reliable, was a decent tank when it first saw combat. The stats had upgrades for the vehicle but let me remind you they were fighting over sea. Upgrading tanks required them to be sent back to the factories in the stats, they couldnt be done on the field with basic tools. Then you will have to retrain the crew on using the 76mm which they couldnt do with everyone. And the pershing was a nightmare for the logistics so here is why they used them till the end of the war.
75mm gun it great for White Phos and burning the in.... I mean smoke rounds and all that
@stark summit the Sherman was designed to support infantry that’s why it had the “underpowered” 75mm gun which was good for destroying light defenses with its he shell the 76mm had good anti tank abilities but had a bad he which made it unfavorable for the role the Sherman was used in
Self-made meme
The real question is why are they training in a girl room?
@next iron because why not?
Its one of those infamous "dating" training rooms
Whait isnt this meme that i posted long time ago?
this is a 2 year old meme on reddit
Yikes
noo why
omg that means he reposted!
Everytime I look at this channel I get more depressed
good
✂️
Me after seeing the Sheridan nerf in the next update
Sheridan players after nerf update:
@ocean ether Read the whole thing, carp brain
Yikes 🐒
Buff ATGM #BuffATGM
the panther with the giant hole in it makes sense... because Germany started running out of manganese to make their steel alloy, so instead they started to use nickel... which nickel alloy was much more brittle pretty much causing armor to crack after taking a hit even if it didnt pen
Day Two of Adding Eyes to Tanks
Put below this the tank you’d like for day 3
Hot
Imagine reacting to your own meme
When you buy a limited time offer premium tank for $50 and then the next month it is available again but for 75% off
Ive been gone for over a month, good to see the memes here are as awful as ever.
Imagine a premium ATGM
Kv-2 with atgm?
imagine using a meme format from 2010
Imagine
I sort of made a Kv2 with a ATGM , Its a kornet ATGM on KV1/2 Chassis
“KV one half chassis”
When the KV-2
Lmao KV 1/2
Lol
ya know. If you were to mess with the emoji letters imidatly people would have a harder time rightfully making fun of someone's repost/not blitz/whatever meme. Now that would be a big brain move right there.
Make my cat a blitz mememememememe
Ah true words have never been spoken before. Thank you ancient Chinese philosopher Sun Tzu for showing me your wisdom and the way
WT auf UE 128
-> low tier battles when a tank is gifted for free
(Bt-SV flashbacks intensify)
you mean the free gold?
A small price to pay for 549 damage
which part is small about all of this
You know a arm and a leg
Bruh smh
I feel like I've seen that on here
meme: * includes tiny amount of swear words *
mods: here i go removing again
meme: * includes tiny amount of swear words *
mods: here i go removing again
@sharp shadow going down the only road I’ve ever knooooown, like a drifter I was born to live alone
Bless You
are memes with curse words removed because wg thinks there are 9yrs here? if there are those are the consequences
this game is already enough to make adults cry in rage, why children, lmao
It’s child friendly lmao, love the anime character on the sta-1 which is totally child friendly even tho it’s a 12+ game. (Am not a weeb I am disgusted by the sta rin camo but shows how ‘family friendly’ the game is xD
Rin-chan should sit on the tank in battle and shoot the machine gun. Change my mind.
The tank was hunting for drowning artillery
be reall guys the only other tank at could get a atgm is the kpz 70 and if it dose its a big heavy and a speedy light
Sheridan mobility nerf is bad
change my mind
@noble bison Its an hot tog
My brain when I get a 4K dmg game and get called a “monkey”
Can’t be a repost since i made this myself a while ago
@leaden laurel hm... Maybe u just camping on fv183 while u team died and got 4k.
@errant vector I don’t have fv183
ping is high
nice training room
When you get ammorracked from across the map within the first 30 seconds of battle
When u think wargaming patched copper field
Rip
Same here, and then I think..if I remember correctly, that an M2 was higher than the T-54 there, but I don’t have an pic of it.....
Lol
Dunno if this is a repost dont blame me if it is
i had a saved file of that
google reverse image search at it again
@hearty pond i think you get striked
dodgeitywodgety#9364 has been warned.
What was wrong with that
@dreamy belfry pls do T95
If its been here before its a repost, if not then idc its then about the meme itself
Day 3 of Adding Eyes to Tanks
Maus-Chan ( I hate myself too)
Put Below which you want done for Tomorrow
Im making a TogII marmoreal video on YouTube send me your TOG memes! message me and I will tell you how to turn it in to me and I will give you credit
Wow get these 2007 format memes out of here
They pretty much died
Like wtf is that cursed Mäuschen up there
PRAMO? Is that what the person above is pointing out?
i think
@unborn prairie care to explain how that is a meme.
this is art
What does that have to do with WoTB?
Rate my meme
@glossy vessel contemporary art
Burkster
oh wth that looks cursed af
A T-34-2 with the hull of a T-34-3 but no turret
Seems about right
@hallow belfry if you wanted to mod it you need to go into the XML file of the tank and change the blitz tank parts to match the ones on T343
And many more could be listed
"Low tiers last only a few hours" feels more like a few seconds really.
That’s an annoying gif
@livid kernel Yo thx m8 now i have premiume tanke fo free
idk why but there is no Blitz at the last WG... 🤷
didn’t their DPM get nerfed
the armor needed to be nerfed... 120mm sloped on the tier 10?
For a Light Tank ? 120mm for a LIGHT TANK ? That must be a joke, right ?
Nope
In fact when the tank is hull down using all 10 degrees of gun depression the effective thickness of the upper plate is enough to bounce heavy tank rounds
Not always, but still
Yeh that’s better
You should have the water tank exploding instead
Id like to see a team with 3 or more Japanese tanks first
I've seen more lower tier (IV-VII) Japanese tanks because people are prolly getting bored and are trying for the ho ri.
Adding a heavy line to Japan (or at least good premium tanks) would be cool, but I low key want European heavies/TDs first
True same and a td for European would be good
PAVN T-90S「 🇻🇳55」#4918 has been warned.
If they brought the O-I the game would break
Nah itd just be a big @ss target
with a big @ss gun
with a big @ss reload
Acceleration's Daily Blitz meme No1! Enjoy!
those people free-xp-ing their way to high tiers only to get utterly destroyed
https://tenor.com/view/slick-fall-ouch-fail-oops-gif-4402351
What a Legend...
i would take a pic of new aesthics
6 proud geese standing in front of a panther they recently killed.
light tanks be like
Imagine reacting to your own post in order to spur a fictitous postitive reaction from the general community viewing your message, smh
Wait
I have been bamboozled
when you bounce off a KV-2 in your light tank and then it looks at you
quick, if you sweat enough then it will create a wall of sweat and will stop the kv2 from seeing you. It can still shoot you but as least you can feel safe.
If you sweat enough you can get dehydrated and die therefore the KV-2 can kill you without even firing a shot
wouldn't that take a long time Kv-2 reload is like 20 seconds
Acceleration's Daily Blitz Meme No2 coming out tomorrow! :D
P2W people after getting killed by a skilled player
https://tenor.com/view/epic-fail-gif-16009332
@novel hazel This is the KV2 we are talking about here. Of course you would die of dehydration way before he pulled the trigger
The vindicator should have an auto canon since it does in fact have an automatic ammunition loader and Storage magazine, that thing is not loaded by hand
Give KV2 autoloader
@chilly rampart oh yeah... This is big brain time.
kv2 gets autoloader, accuracy at 100 m gets reduced, dispersion is over decimal numbers
I definitely want to see that... Just for moaning right after, but... OwO
Sure right until you have to reload the Magazine
Hahaha...haha.....ha.....120 Seconds....
This is not meme, it is true
soon will be 2 days
@sharp shadow oor maybe she just leaved the pc/phone but its still working XD
I can’t even play for 1 day I would kill my pc due to the players
my blood pressure rises when i play blitz
i cant even play that long cuz my parents put a dumb timer on my phone usage which makes it harder to grind missions and tanks
bruv moment
Wow that sucks
I remember when my parents had a tracking thing on my phone but it didn't have a time limit. I accidentally made my Google account too young as well so it asked for permission from my parents every time I wanted to download something
I feel your pain
laughs in computer iliterate parents
Ye lol stonks
@livid kernel Yo, do u know how can i do the same with Van_Helsing to RheinMetall Scorpion? I tried replacing xml files, but something is going wrong and i have a f** duck instead of Scorpion
Data/3D/Tanks/
Yo MS Thunder
xdd
Original
ok mature Frostbite moment ^^ both of those Maus books are fantastic reads. they’re graphic novels and depict realistic moments and memories of Holocaust survivors. its very heavy and mature content, but its very powerful and worth your time
Lmao
here we see, a wild tiger in it's natural daily life
Why not add asome ducks with a amx 40 and a tiger II
https://gyazo.com/218f3da4e2a5a62960c5e6f69f1d7ac5 this is so shocking i have to put it here
the 183 when im at 1100hp in batchat and i missed my last shell in the clip which was supposed to kill him:
@turbid sky you know, tiger are jungle animals i think. Maybe im wrong
this is an example of average teammates i get
^failed censoring
wdym its a repost hes the original creator
Re-post = a post that already has been posted before. It’s not because you’re the original creator that you can flood the server with a meme.
*"Meme"
When your toxic team have 0 rating in rating battle. 🤣
mk1 AKA yuyuboy_19087#5412 has been warned.
I can't type. Thanks
SpartacusDiablo [iii]#7879 has been warned.
😂
😢
@spring pebble Omg that meme is so funny that I feel like I've seen it 700 times. Probably because I have...
Well well well how the turntables
It’s from a show called The Office which I’m guess you are to young to even know it even existed
TABLES TURN Where did this dumb "Turn Table" come from?
well well well tables turn how
The meme is based on an episode from the show "the office"
made this myself
i'm in this photo and i don't like it
Hear me out: KV5 except you can switch which turret you use
@turbid sky you know, tiger are jungle animals i think. Maybe im wrong
@devout basin
That meme is not mine
What the hell
Me trying to run away from a sheridan:
Are we gonna ignore the light mode up there?
Yeah maybe ignore it
dark mode gang stand up please
The Sound of thousands of chairs moving as the 99% of Discord stand from their seats
Acceleration's Daily Blitz Meme No2. Enjoy!
jagdpanzer hetzer 38t looking kinda nice ngl
😳
the devils cavern
@hallow belfry DM me once you feel like you want to swap it
its hard to explain with an hour of slowmode
good old memories before the chrysler K nerf
Not mine, but it made me laugh.
I am scared for life
Good old Battlefield theme song ❤️
The enemies are becoming smarter
My first meme I have created
Speaking of heavy tank HP, the tog has become basically obsolete due to closer HP numbers of other tanks
Thats more than Tier 10 heavies
a lot more
and?
Give tog mobility buff, give it a power to weight of 30 and give it 60 km/h speed limit
Tog 2 need an armor buff
Why not just make A7V first German tank ehhhhhhh and bring back some tanks ehhhhhh
T-34 is too hot
So true
Did i miss the dude posting tanks with eyes daily?
I would date that T-34 in a heartbeat
Theres a joke dating sim game where T-34 is an option actually
The same game as my profile picture actually 😂
Pls delete Mauschen. Mauschen V2 here hehe. Not really -_- yup I need to wait 1h
epic gamer moment right here
Wat
Update 8.0: Canadian tank line
Reposters be like
the original Vindicator UM
Repost time. (Idk if it's actually a repost.)
Edit: no I'm not gonna crop it. I did that just so y'all will suffer mwuhahahaha
bruh brakes in blitz are made of superman skin
the server meme section is just to complain about reposts, Change my mind
happy go lucky low tier tanks before and after meeting a KV-2
https://tenor.com/view/fail-so-close-almost-ouch-winner-gif-7330726
Yup
@strong zephyr I believe you forgot 3.hate
@tropic robin what happens?
I would say B
When u find the kid that cost u the win
i smell salt
Tanks with eyes day 4
Put the tank you want tomorrow under this picture
Ya da ya da I want to die
Another tier V American premium tank only $20.88
But it says 20.88 right there
loool
When there is a light tank that went unspotted at 50 meters your gunner/commander be like
@dreamy belfry Can you do a Tiger 1 tomorrow?
Possibly
No, they're not the same. Stress is stress but WoTB causes stress while simultaneously absorbing your wallet through its dry, scaly skin
I wonder if i posted this a while ago since I made it
Do what
🤦
lol
WoT B players summed up in one image. More chin then brains.
Yes I'm including myself
Than*
When a team mate of yours dies and he says "omg what a noob team"
381 go brrrr
a 183 rushed me so hard when i was in my foch, he killed me and i hated blitz for straight up 30 minutes
Ok
When the mother Russia gets desperate
RNGesus
It hasn’t even been 10 hours and this guy thought it would be beneficial if he reposted an extremely overused and straight up unfunny meme. This meme is almost as overused as the tog jokes lol.
😂 👌
imagine reacting to your own meme
2000 years of constant human evolution to create such a disappointment
Lmao
Chill bro, it'll be worse on tier 10
Here's a meme:
Everyone: takes a dump on the IS and it's 122mm gun, claiming it sucks.
Me 720+ games in with the IS and 122mm gun:
While Kv 4 is god like
Why did i sell it ;-;
epic gamer moment
I'm not stupid,i'm a special amx with a beautiful smile
joker smile
Cute
Every 46%er
Lol
laughs in 47%
welp, i can officially declare that:
- russian tanks are superior.
- wg < russian bias
- i can play this thing after all
edit: i have three provisions on my t-54, so that explains why i lost credits. its been a couple years since ive actually used gold or prammo.
still looses money
Gosh darn gold ammo spammin' nurbs!
fights jag E100
You wont be able to play against +1 matchmaking
Especialy heavys
Mostly heavys
laughs in APCR as standard credit ammo
laughs in only firing gold ammo
SU100Y - RKO Outta Nowhere commentary 🔊
But tbh the shell holes are very usefull since if you can see them on your own tank you will know what to hide from the enemys
Now this is Big Brain Time
Btw if your team mates shoot someone you wont have to check if you pen just shoot where he shot. This would only work if this one teammate isnt a high pen gun.
Now I can finally see the bs angles I get penetrated from ascended brain
Lol nice
needs to be a plate of food instead..
Mauschen in 7.1:
Maus in Training rooms is Constantly getting shot at so with this update near the end of every training match I predict that Maus Legionary will just be Maus because all the paint will be scraped off by shells
stalin knows when a max roll is needed
Lol
F
who the hell only packs he in a kv-2 excuse me?
Who wouldn’t?
@jade pollen youre right, papa stalin gave you some proper rng.
If you think that's bad, play normal World of Tanks, where almost every tank drains 75% of your health in one shot.
Yeah
Warning logged for ☭☭ Joseph Stalin ☭☭#1217. They were not warned.
siht enod ev'uoy eveileb t'nac I#7324 has been warned.
Zis (Marius)#4471 has been warned.
ez gg no sweat speed run
Warning logged for Matte#0002. They were not warned.
Magic
America
New DLC light tank!
Attempt #2
Cromwell-Chan (with derp gun)
But why
every 60%
the b in amd 178b stands for baguette, because its a baguette clown car.
Okay player_3876995219
Ok player_2937392927337
What I tell my teammates every game
aww man
people who play more effective with one hand
I wonder why is this still in the game, when missions have changed like centuries ago
Stridsvagn m/42...🤣
yea that seems about right
You get gold for missions? More like boosters and avatars with a little credits
beggars can't be chosers. Also, not a meme.
k
k
k
^ oh god no, we need to unsee that
T-34-1: are you challenging me?
god dont remember me about getting ammoracked in the first minute in T-34-1 -T-34-2 @sharp shadow
don't be sad no face, there's always next time
Hahah MGM-51 Shillelagh go boom
my camping team who im spotting for watching me get overwhelmed by 7 enemies:
"nub"
"whattt you cant 1v7??"
That one started with me im probably dumb rn
me thinking im safe to move up so i do so
the unspotted RHM in the bush 70m away that got spotted after killing me:
srsly tho, rhm has some amazing camoflauge.
When it would be how in Wot on PC the game would crash
i swear Jg e100 has more camo than 183 its dumb
@tranquil kestrel wg said the game is balanced so it is 100%
I miss this guy
I remember when hetzer had the 10.5 cm was a great tank then
I don't understand.
@hollow bobcat before update 5.5 there were many vehicles that aren't available today some examples are the luchs, valentine AT, T82 and others, also WG removed large capacity mags and high caliber guns at lower tiers. The Hetzer used to be able to be equipped with either a 7.5 or a 10.5 cm cannon. today the 7.5 is the only remaining option.
Wow another Meme could it be good or bad.No one knows only you can decide.
You know you're doomed when...
this is what seal clubbing feels like...
Not a meme but
I mean that t1 heavy if good enough could handle 2 mins of tank shells probably
Joe_108#1152 has been warned.
@heavy ice It sure doesn't look like a meme.
When you play your first battle and you win this is the only way to keep winning
i bought it, i rate it 4/10
“accurate”
DaNoobDood#1282 has been warned.
Only 6k to lowe yeeha
Cuz why not
R.I.P 6 hours
Bruh Not again
made the channel 100% more boring, oh well
@scarlet wraith nah the VK 72 is the worst out of the 3, you can’t deny it. It’s armour is trash.
thats right, vk 72.01k is the smallest yet most dangerous of the german superheavies
edit: lol wdym its so hard to deal with and the armor is really trolly
I mean all the German heavies' cheeks are penetrable so I'm not sure what the big deal is
vk 72's armour isnt trolly if you can either aim or spend credits
Pend in battle with is 5 vk72 with AP from front
that was in a training room as the IS-5 is a T8 (using APCR as standard not AP btw lol) and the VK72 is a T10
cool story bro, changed my life
@sharp shadow
You have no idea.
Im eu server
Looks like a kv-2 barrel ngl
Lol I thought it was a arl no joke
It's an image of a Kfpz 70 that is heavily compressed along the axis going from the left to the right
looks like a bit abrams
looks like an autistic kpfpz 70
I think it’s a leo1?
sigh if only
that would make sheirdan one of the worst tier 10s in the game
correction: that would make the sheirdan one of the worst tanks in the entire game
How does one Mass produce one single item. 😂
I am lazy to use them
Lets try to make this channel great again starting with getting rid of ammo rack and 183 memes
Yes. And bring back the tog memes
^
true
hello
Goodbye
expect it’s you saying it to them
Wrong meme man image i was gonna put “lukk” but accidentally put mafs
a random meme appears
now there are 44% at tier 9
Feels good not seeing any kv2 or 183 repost
Tfw when you get ammoracked by a 183 hahahah ha haa ha
I dont know what to say about this xD
When your team sees an enemy below them
every part of this meme is wrong
50k battle player with 300 damage per battle
And a 46.89%
Me with a wr barely higher but a lot more average dmg
You're team and the enemy team when you get ammo racked
When you actually play as a dynamic TD, but still get called a camper.
Oi! Where’s the Pryo in that?! I DEMAND TO KNOW
Hi! Im new!
hello new, im dad
Tell me that isnt a meme by itself
Especialy the average speed part
Didnt they forget a 0 or something?
Lol
Better than the 1 kmph the T28 prot stock engine gets
And the old percent stats, the tier 9 after the T28 had 0% maneuverability. Yet its a tank, not a pillbox
Why in gods name did I have to see that
Why
Oh I get it it’s showing how good this game is
@marsh sphinx they put the zero at the chance of fire
I just saw FNAF Minecraft Nudity
We all did....
Yall got bleach?
Made this myself
hmm ok
eh seems kinda boring
It’s not like the father could even do something considering how mediocre of a tank it is
Same here made this myself... 😕 😐
Pz2J is currently in a tight financial situation
thats nowhere as bad as the other crates WG has introduced in the past
Skorpion G crate for example: 1% drop chance
Alpha Crate: 4%
How to trap maus in the battle
How original
K1ngdred_2019#4552 has been warned.
oop
Why is there two different recycle symbols up there?
yea that's what I was thinking
this is a meme in itself
true
Hey Requiem
Grinding Lowe for silver be like
@clever patio reclaim that thing
Oh the good lowe, lovely lowe is awesome
Armored shoes now with a gun as well
Lol
when blitz finally gives you your ace
edit: i got another one 4 minutes ago but this one seemed like the better game
When I am the last survivor and there are 5 enemies tank still alive with full HP
Lol
@proud radish can you not be stealing my memes from other servers?
The Tog army will be summoned to avenge their fallen brethren. Insert Quickybabys 30 tog match
@proud radish can you not be stealing my memes from other servers?
@sharp shadow You don't own it, most likely you didn't make it either. So don't be so surprised if someone else uses it
Tog is becoming quickly irrelevant due to less of a HP gap to other tanks, combined with slow movement, mediocre gun, poor armor, and inability to use most cover
Tfw you get yelled at the whole match that you suck in "the most powerful tank" by someone with...100 battles total...but still do more for the team...
he didn't do badly but like that was unnecessary lmao
epic
Bt7, kv-1s, is3, and is7.. evolution but backwards
Me when i get ammorekt blindshot 20 seconds into the game
Wotb in a nutshell
please delete this and change it, this is making me extremely uncomfortable
:)
i am in this picture and i dont i like it
the.
what.
I mean, the Shilka is a Anti-Air vehicle. It dosent have a lot of pen, I think it has, at max, 64mm of pen
i mean if we can play this as an event tank, it would be rad
imagine the dpm
not to mention the crit chance if you spam at the engine
if it was ingame with 20 magazine the reload would be really slow
if it was ingame with 20 magazine the reload would be really slow
@acoustic pagoda T57 Heavy reloads 20 secs... or Kv-2..
the reload speed would actually be pretty good as 50mm caliber rounds are pretty light so 20 shots dealing about 75 dmg that is 1500 burst dmg soo the reload would be like on FV4005 or faster
wot
what i like about tanks with big caliber guns is that if ur on a reload and the enemy doesnt know, just stare at them and they back off
This works on all tanks if ur enemy is a noob you can just pop out even if you have still 5 sec to reload they will most likely back off
What WG says when a new op premium comes out
Bang bang
These two are absolutely cursed..
Indeed they are
wg didnt expect that we will look on that two
Maybe there’s a reason they don’t show the crew in the tanks
because the game would be like 21+ rather than the 17+ it is now for some reason
imagine halloween, "hahaha, this mortal dared to challenge a god, how foolish"
Me giving side gifts in T49 the su 152 in the corner that shoots HE and does splash only bc he hit my track
thats just playing blitz tbh
my whole team watching me die and trash talk
My ears
not cropped = check
a certain german artist in the back = check
not english = check
enjoy your free warning ticket
silence mortal
@acoustic orbit hitler aint german but okay
Yes
No
Toggers
That one moment when you are tier 6 and feared from t7 IS and apparently ammo racked him at the start of the match
another ticket
MonsterKing#6564 has been warned.
throw this guy off the ship
Make him walk the plank
accuracy 100
Gravedigger in a nutshell
U noob?
Or you got ammoracked from no where
Oof size large
me watching the argument in the battle chat start getting heated;
No, this is Patrick!
WOW
ApHe and apfsds should switch spots
It wasn’t a blitz meme anyway because it’s from war thunder
A Brexit:
And yes that was (was) me, fool.
Kinda true
If it wasnt so oddly specific it would be funny
Driving gravedigger be like:
Why is gravedigger so fun? Cuz it’s got that something that I need in my life so give it to me-
Edit for the guy below: but it can still be fun
gravedigger is one of the worst tier 7 heavies
Uhm, guess you don’t know how to play it
It is really great
The gravedigger seems op... and I say that because it always kills me in whatever tank I’m in.
i want the event that u get it in, i want it back
The gravedigger is just a extreme example of heavies, when you and/or the enemies are nubs it’s op
Gravedigger is easy to set on fire if you can get on the side
If
It's written that your grille got HESHED for 1300 HP and that the enemie T57 smashed your grille. dont remember grille having 2500 Hitpoint
t57 bounced grille and hit the grille twice.
https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-happy-laughing-gif-16530528
when you act afk in front of the whole enemy team, and they take the bait
But why would you?
Ooof
I am 100% free to play, and my level of hoarding junk is a meme by itself.
oh you should see my storage then 🙂
I trust any one with Baguette in their name
@tropic robin t-22 is the worst tank in the game and stock e50 is op .
Thank you whoever deleted that TickTock meme
LuckyMugi#6538 has been warned.
mk1 AKA yuyuboy_19087#5412 has been warned.
These are the most unfunny memes ever
@noble bison it’s not funny, adding your own reactions to your own meme doesn’t make it funny
Exactly! And that meme is super boring and old now, just wait for the ♻️ emojis to pile up
I think that if a meme is so overused that it hits 100 ♻️ reactions it should be banned from this chat for at least a month.
Mess with the chat you get the bat
If this isnt enough i added a normall meme to the mix
(Didnt say good thought)
Now i think about it i should add a coffin dance at the end... oh well il remake it in a hour
I've never seen this many reposts in one day
is that a jojo reference
@sharp shadow Here is the Caption, but I think it turned into a sad single-woman inspirational quote.🤦♀️
Bush
That tog 2 joke was a dad joke
You know what, it is a dad joke now- rather than a meme
In Stalin we trust
what...i got the 7.5k
Enjoy the final product! (yes i did use my video from earlier)
Sharing is caring
I didnt need to see this and so do u
BUT enjoy~
Warning logged for xXxLokExXx#1217. They were not warned.
Warning logged for xXxLokExXx#1217. They were not warned.
🤔
[NOID] gillette36#4836 has been warned.
is this da best meme ever? behold
183 users be like
@hallow belfry hehe
mine is 16k too
what?! what server are u?!
fk.. im not lucky then.. I've got 3,5k gold
@sharp shadow its random
yay a repost, please leave and never return.
reposts for dayzzz
REPOST
That’s gonna disappear
Anything with Mr Shares a lot in the Picture just vanishes @bronze obsidian
long not big
what noobs use to play ^
you understand that not HE but AP yes?
Can someone send a screen shot of a drowned progetto? need it for a meme
Do i look like i have one? If i would i wouldnt ask.
Take progetto and drown it in training room
Petition to add the truck from the Hot Summer ad as a new collector
500GB?
That's insultingly low m8
Prepare to get banned
feluzak | aest#6700 was muted
whoever made that video, he knows what content is about
👁️ 👄 👁️
@acoustic orbit I’ve been silenced, however I will gladly share a copy of the video to anyone who asks
Memes get around by reposts lol
Ew light mode
It's great when I see sometimes that someone's only message on this server is reposting a meme
well had to improvise glad i had started the europen line (btw its a drake format) oof well not all memes i make seem to be good
Tulirotta5 [KORPI]#5919 has been warned.
Me : * last tank alive with 500 hp hidden behind a building from the enemie's last tank *
Teammates : get out and kill that grille already it only has 15 hp and doesnt have cover
The enemy grille :
That Jagdsherman tank did look cool tho
Jagdleopard is better doe
Full version plz
Beautiful. EDIT: so thats why there are no new good memes. the mods take them down and say they are not memes is why.
@dull hamlet idrc if you post that in #replays or something but it doesn't belong here. its not a meme.
Oooooof
I see, not a meme yet it's better then most of the memes posted here?
Caption this
“Comrades, who took our entire stock of vodka this time?”
Ooo blayt
Lol
Fv cant even one shot in most cases like: Kv 2 instakills any tier 5-7 (mostly) but fv4005, yea it does more damage, but it can one shot only lower tier tanks, arty or wheelies
when you are the last tank on your team but you still have 5 more enemy
halo reach meme
Noble 6 survived reach
Fv cant even one shot in most cases like: Kv 2 instakills any tier 5-7 (mostly) but fv4005, yea it does more damage, but it can one shot only lower tier tanks, arty or wheelies
@sharp shadow the memes intention is that everyone talks about the huge and derpy looking turret of the KV2, but the FV also has a massive turret but doesn’t get as much recognition
is4 would be more accurate
but maus can stomp them both with the sheer amount of hp and height
nice meme tho
🤔
Lmao that is a perfect picture
me after getting 6 kills but some random kid on my team blocks my shot and steals my kill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5XOYrhTbWQ
Bruh
Lol
ThatOneGuy-ETG#6524 was muted
oml
_FREE__M4N1FEST_#9542 was muted
@dull hamlet you dun goofed up
Can someone be my friend im lonely :C
Spartan_Warrior1#1448 has been warned.
We got rights dyno
Very nice
very
.
One of the most original memes out there
Devs be like
money is king
Nem premium light tank
no pls
Yes pls
Dude if i was in a IS-7 and saw that coming i would run as fast possible
It’s just an stb turret with tracks :/ I don’t see the issue
actually it's the turret of a type 74, not an stb, and there is a difference
The reddit is absolutely blessed
T110E3 the tank engine.
Doesnt exactly roll off the tongue
Sure it does, just say it slow
How do you guys say t110e3
T one one zero e three, T eleven zero e three, T eleven o e three, T one one o e three, T one ten e three
T one hundred ten E three
what
T eleven O EEEE three
i say t 1 10 e 3 because you can say it fastest
or
yknow
say e3
T-one-ten-e-3
The best way to say it
Thomas one ten eee 3
I say t-onethousand-onehundred-and-three
Boi look at this
Wait if jagdpanthers mantlet armor is that good looking straight at it try and do the mantly so it kinda scrapes off
I feel like I'm in a loop bcuz so many repost
Maybe, instead of complaining endlessly, you could make some memes yourself
Let me wait for this slow mode
teach me mr i know everything
well you see there WAS a really good meme on here but the mods took it down since they took two seconds to look at it and mistook it for something else on 3 different occasions since they were to lazy to watch a 50 second video.
don't forget "nub"
@acoustic orbit Step one: find a template or funny picture that could be wot related
Step two: use Photoshop or some other photo editing app
Step three: Post original meme that was created by you
Step four: profit
Apologies for the potato quality
https://youtu.be/poTSxZkPqsE spread the memes,bc its this vid speaks the truth lmao
i mean you all have rookie numbers
Thats 160 meter of effective armor lmao
Why not 🤔
caption this
no
Don't bully that poor UE
Training room gone wrong 1000 kills in one match
This is my teammate (many times i get rookie teammates)
Why does that vk looks like the nightmare with that camo but a smaller gun
thats a good point
well german low tier tanks are all the same
No?
i love ammo racking someone within 30 seccond of the match
not on my region (no, no lublin, zachodniopomorskie)
Jail to you || made this myself ||
Don't use the spoiler function on this server @sharp shadow
Yay JoJo
you reposted my meme. Suprisingly noone noticed (yet).
@small patio imagine not adding a watermark
Why can’t we use the spoiler function???
Don't worry, the profile background is rare. Its rare they said...
Lobby changed and It looks weird
A good meme ^^
epic
Me when someone is calling me a noob for carrying the game
@noble bison There is something called a search option (at least on PC), which allows you to search your, or someones content. So to prove, I don't need any watermarks, and even if someone think that this what I will post is photoshoped (only you I think), he can check if it's true or not.
Brief guide: search option is in up-right corner. Ctrl+V this into search bar this --> "from: filmin#4072 has: image in: #blitz-memes", and press enter search at second page. You can also type in search bar "during: 2020-02-25" and you will get only this one, particular result which is this meme @noble bison reposted.
Yes I will fight untill I win, even by making myself an idiot. But in this case, I need to become an idiot, to understand someone of this kind.
Here, done.
@sharp shadow but what if you didnt win
An I the only one not really surprised?
they should add that in the game
if this is how polish armies train their soldiers, imagine their skill in tanks
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/606673112905416707/717545430384246884/video0.mov
Tournaments be like
Look like is5 with space armor
Idk why but I think it’s a Object 260 but I may be wrong
European premium??
I'm curious how many tanks are premium,collector and normal
Not combined
At least 2 of each
let's invade every channel kinda forcing wargaming to bring back the old Tier 1's!
here we can't force them to do anything, they don't truly need this server
Lol
lol you right an is the new tank for the event an Italian and will there be a new tank for the Fourth of July event?
@acoustic sandal I think it's an Object type tank to
For me new shielded tanks looks like a mix of 252u, IS-5 and IS-6
No hay de worf of tank bliz
It literally has the pike of an is3
Petition to make "Edible" the warpaint name for a tank
Who else misses the old tier 1's
Vector meme +10 points
The new tank looks like the « IS-2 Screened » with thoses plates on the turret 😄
"i snipe due to my lack of armor instead of my incredible lack of skills"
"I snipe due to me not knowing my role or how to play this tank and blame it on the tank instead of myself"
“I snipe due to my lack of brain cells”
This is just reminding me of the IS-4 thread
@gray arrow not funny
Completely wrong
2 different play styles
@dry maple dude. the meme isn't comparing playstyles. It's comparing how people in the past played their tds right and with competence as opposed to how players today just camp in tds and do nothing overall. Bet you're fun at parties
Me when I hear they're adding the swedish Mediums/Heavies:
Lmao people complaining about mediums being passive now when it's because of them being a product of weegee's nerfs and game decisions. From the pen nerfs in 2016 to pramo alpha being lowered to heavy hp buffs all leading to the superheavy meta of today
@dry maple dude. the meme isn't comparing playstyles. It's comparing how people in the past played their tds right and with competence as opposed to how players today just camp in tds and do nothing overall. Bet you're fun at parties
@obtuse oracle i am just really complaining about the grille part
it is not supposed to frontline
nor really camp
rather snipe
since it has no armor
do you want it to side scrape or something?
also i dont see people camping in e3s or jageroos
they often do really frontline so eh
@acoustic orbit oh cool! want a cookie?
@obtuse oracle what is funny though is that you proved my point but whatever lmfao
cool story bro, changed my life
@dry maple lol you proved my point and pretty much @gray arrow 's. First of all, you're saying that a grille should not be frontlining, but that has nothing to do with the meme. The meme is talking about how tds nowadays have a tendency to do nothing but camp. Once again, I need to stress that the meme is not talking about the playstyles. It is talking about the competency of players. This is what doge and cheems is about. Secondly - people don't camp in e3s. All the more pertinent to the fact that the e3 is a chad while the campers are cheems.
@dry maple Damn you people really can't take a good' ol meme. Why you gotta act this way dood, it's a doge and cheems. They're pictures of tanks, u don't need to overanalyze them and argue. I thought it was pretty hilarious, and scarily accurate
“Calm down son it’s just an image”
I like how people often get offended by racist memes or whatever, now we’re becoming salty about a meme showcasing 2 types of playstyles xDDDD Wonder what will trigger rage in the future, just some : D xDDDD
Hehehe
You tell if someone is pro or just pure camping nub by this way. A pro buys Sheridan but never used missiles. Camping nub buys Sheridan but only uses missiles
pros use missles plenty lol
A pro uses missile when they are useful.
A pro by any means would not risk his or his teams Hp to try inflicting damage instead of using a missile knowing that he will do demage for sure and that he will not risk his or his teams Hp.
Did I just see a good TOG meme ?
Ikr Thank you for one actually good meme.
Was that a tog meme that hasn't been reposted 70000 times? That never happens
idk if this meme template was ever posted, but it’s not bad. Create some memes with this
Sheridan
Every T10s dream shot.
But it has a bulldozer in back so it's good
I believe wrong use but still a good mim
old font but still the truth
Different IS-6 right?
T34 lol
@nocturne temple This
Looks like a tank that was nerfed in real life.
WoT
blitz
that is one of the 2 scenarios where you can emote on your own comment.
both tanks are amazing,idk what the problem with either tank is
Derps nuke you I guess
@mystic trench
What is the other?
Target Acquired.
The following file has been authorized by the following council members.
Montgomery
Dr. Bright
Oscar
Please proceed.
Nice
@rain kayak just have an alt account, thats what one of my friends does
Acceleration's Daily Blitz Meme No 3! Enjoy!
And on that bombshell, its time to uninstall
@ashen rivet But toaster and nashorn aren't bad, sit in a brush and wait enemies get spotted isn't too hard bro
Camouflage just wasn’t a priority
Sneak peak at new Tier 5 premium, The TOG I
@sharp shadow the other time its ok to emote your own meme is when you do BOTH thumbs up AND thumbs down. only if you want a clear idea if it was a good meme. Like if it borders blitz and not blitz or something similar to being good but perhaps braking the rules. I have done it before to get a idea as to if i did good or not.
@dire sinew you mean tog iii
Where is the HMS Tog?
Jyahahahahahahaha ep ep, kid will triggered with this,
Note : someone send me this lol
@robust linden WHY AM I LAUGHING!?
@dawn basin garena steal wargaming picture
@robust linden wtf is this doing here man
you'll get banned
Hey Report that picture to WG!..
Pete#0116 was banned
XD
He knows
watch another vids, he changed his mind
that guy who pokes out and sees the whole enemy team looking at him but still pokes out
Who on earth puts the fuel bottle on the top of the tank?
Imagine BT7/T54
@sharp shadow look at this... fuel bottle armor on Strv 103
You do know they are called jerry cans right are probably not even actual jerrycans nor are they filled...
emergency peeing station
Dont forget the 30mm spall shield in front of the crew that makes practically every single HEAT shell or other conventional shell useless against it. Only APDS or APFSDS are effective against the front
Is this a Sign
nah those are upgrades
Calling 911 on date 911
Nice one, mate
CHEEMS
UW-289#5825 has been warned.
Biggest OOOOF
caption
I do want a camo for the jpz e100 tho....
(no censoring names because no one did nothing wrong)
Is theres a new secret invisible tank in blitz? 👀
@ionic iron lol i didnt even saw the name of this room just looked on the players
I found a Copycat alert. Sorry if it's repost
hmm yes
@sharp shadow is that a DATING ROOM I SEE?
I found a Copycat alert.
they didnt even try to be unique
That kinda is the point of a copycat
Yup....so
WgSuck#7686 has been warned.
LonelyRacer0101#7927 has been warned.
Vetron_X#3855 has been warned.
into the void you go
@pale shadow No need for that, we knew we were going to get warned.
WgSuck#7686 has been warned.
WgSuck#7686 has been warned.
TheHolyPineapple#6183 has been warned.
F
What the hell just happened ?
what the hell happened here
short story short, nobody knows
SPARKS_205(Z-95)#5584 has been warned.
Wat... so many warns
Status report
What is going on here?
(Someone pls)
Yea... no idea what happened
it started with soviet rng joke and idk what next
I leave for 2hrs and 7 people got warns?
What the foch happened here?
This is more confusing than WG matchmaking
Someone posted anime stuff
more than just anime
Yea I still aint gonna say it
lewd
E100 talking to an E50m: theres no heavy from what I know that has crap armor, pen and even when angling its still easy to pen.
Maus:
I dont get this